Meet Jack, a tough guy with a rough exterior and a sharp tongue. He was known in the streets as a no-nonsense, hard-hitting kind of guy who didn't take crap from anyone. Jack had a catchphrase that he used whenever someone tried to challenge him: 'Why don't you FedEx my dick?'

It all started back in high school when Jack was just a scrawny, timid kid. He was constantly bullied by the bigger, tougher guys in school. One day, he had enough and decided to stand up for himself. He confronted the leader of the bullies, a guy named Steve, and told him to back off or he'll 'FedEx his dick.'

Steve and his gang burst out laughing, thinking it was the most ridiculous thing they had ever heard. But Jack didn't back down and stood his ground. Surprisingly, Steve and his gang backed off, not wanting to mess with this crazy kid who was willing to 'FedEx his dick.'

From that day on, Jack's catchphrase became his trademark. He used it whenever someone tried to intimidate him or mess with him. And it worked every time. People were taken aback by his boldness and often backed off, not wanting to find out what he meant by 'FedEx my dick.'

As Jack grew up, he became more and more of a tough guy. He got into street fights, ran with a rough crowd, and even did some time in prison. But he never lost his sense of humor and his catchphrase. It became a part of who he was, and people knew not to mess with Jack if they didn't want to 'FedEx his dick.'

One day, Jack got a call from an old friend, Tony, who was in trouble. Tony had gotten mixed up with the wrong people and needed Jack's help. Jack didn't hesitate and went to meet Tony at a rundown warehouse on the outskirts of town.

As he walked into the warehouse, he saw Tony surrounded by a group of thugs. They were demanding money from him, and Tony was clearly scared. Jack didn't waste any time and walked straight up to the leader of the group, a burly man named Vinnie.

'Hey Vinnie, why don't you FedEx my dick?' Jack said with a smirk on his face.

Vinnie and his men were taken aback by Jack's boldness. They had heard of him, but they never thought they would actually meet him. Vinnie laughed and said, 'You're a funny guy, Jack. But jokes aside, we want our money.'

Jack didn't flinch and replied, 'I don't have any money, but I do have this.' He pulled out a gun and pointed it at Vinnie.

The thugs were shocked, not expecting Jack to be armed. Jack took advantage of their surprise and quickly took them out one by one. Tony was amazed at how Jack handled the situation with ease and thanked him for saving his life.

From that day on, Tony and Jack became close friends. Tony even joined Jack's crew, and together they ruled the streets. Jack's catchphrase became even more famous, and people started using it in their everyday conversations.

Jack may have been a tough guy, but he had a soft spot for those who needed his help. And if anyone ever tried to mess with him or his crew, he would simply ask, 'Why don't you FedEx my dick?' and watch as they back off, intimidated by his badass reputation.