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Ambiguous 08/27/2020 (Thu) 20:39:26 [Preview] No. 50
does Ambiguous Cum Town?
>their Biden bits have my sides in a hurt locker (((tbh)))


Ambiguous 08/27/2020 (Thu) 21:57:47 [Preview] No.54 del
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>>50
reddit is doin the lord's work gettin rid of hate speech
by banning people saying trap
and banning people upvoting people saying trap


Ambiguous 08/27/2020 (Thu) 22:15:19 [Preview] No.56 del
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>>54
i have never been on Ribbit, per se, but they have similar interests as i do to a degree.
>i dont like their upboats system or any kind of rating system
leads to virtue signaling and low testosterone imo

when i was on Freddit, posters would shit on Ribbit spacing

overall, their aesthetic and format is pure garbage


Ambiguous 08/27/2020 (Thu) 22:21:33 [Preview] No.57 del
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>>56
agreed. I used it for a few months ~2010 just to see if it was as bad as everyone said. Generally speaking, it is, and I'm pretty sure it hasn't got any better in the intervening decade.
It's just interesting to watch them shoah their own communities. One being a feminist community that didn't like trans people edging themselves into women's sports and issues.


Ambiguous 08/27/2020 (Thu) 22:51:07 [Preview] No.58 del
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>>57
dat ass


©anadAnon 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:05:31 [Preview] No.59 del
It's no Boner City USA but it'll do in the clutch


#/DAVEY 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:22:51 [Preview] No.62 del
>>59
im trying to look for the montage of William Riker from beyond belief.
>i still have those star trek memes that make me PEE my pants


#/DAVEY 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:29:02 [Preview] No.63 del
i could find it, so i dont know for sure if this is exactly like the one i was looking for.


#/DAVEY 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:39:14 [Preview] No.64 del
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>>57
>that video
i member that scandal
hilarious!


Ambiguous 08/28/2020 (Fri) 22:13:13 [Preview] No.107 del
this made me giggle a little


Ambiguous 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:54:06 [Preview] No.142 del
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>>114
the japanse father and the otaku forest ranger bit are worth the watch. im mean, fuck, its a podcast brought to life with slideshows. just listening to it is hilarious.
>out of context vid
reminds me when they killed off CHEF in south park and just played old audio clips. didnt chef join NAMBLA or some shit? what was his name isaac hayes? i think he was a scientologist and got all burt hurt when trey parker and crew tore into said religion. sad.
>mfw Beck is a born and raised Scientologist


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Ambiguous 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:40:22 [Preview] No.163 del
>>142
Beck is a weirdo in a good way. For a time he distanced himself from Scientology but went back into the fold some years back.

If you ever get a chance, read a copy of "the Bare Faced Messiah" about L Ron Hubbard. Scientology tried for years and years to have it banned or simply bought up all the copies they could find to destroy it. Even details some of L Ron's days paling around with Crowley-type and doing sex magick rituals. Preddy fun stuff.


Here's a clip that illustrates Nick being right and his co-soys being wrong and getting owned


Ambiguous 08/29/2020 (Sat) 23:10:06 [Preview] No.181 del


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Ambiguous 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:01:09 [Preview] No.214 del
>nick mullen


Ambiguous 09/02/2020 (Wed) 06:26:22 [Preview] No.334 del
had to listen to this twice to fully appreciate how funny this skit is.


Ambiguous 09/02/2020 (Wed) 06:29:04 [Preview] No.335 del
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pleasant commentary on Jessie Smullet. >the gay black jew hatecrime "victim"


Ambiguous 09/02/2020 (Wed) 06:32:52 [Preview] No.336 del
©anadanon
>is this the guy who's always giggling in cumtown?
bretty funny on his own tbh


Ambiguous 09/02/2020 (Wed) 12:36:30 [Preview] No.358 del
>>336
Yeh that's Stav from the podcast. While Nick has been "doing" comedy for far longer (I think like 15 years now) Stav is actually the more accomplished comedian. He tours with fellow fats like Bobby Kelly.

Stav is very hot and miss for me. I will give him many days for losing a front tooth to a chicken wing and keeping the tooth gap. It suits him amazingly.


Ambiguous 09/02/2020 (Wed) 12:38:15 [Preview] No.359 del
>>358
>Hot and miss
*Hit and miss, though obviously his hotness is undeniable


Ambiguous 09/02/2020 (Wed) 14:38:06 [Preview] No.362 del
Fuggin' ell. Looks like you were right and they took all of Nubian Fidance's channel down. Asian Fidance is still up, but I wanted to link to the African guy voice mega-comp :'(


Ambiguous 09/02/2020 (Wed) 14:41:38 [Preview] No.363 del
The origin story for the voice is preddy funny too


Ambiguous 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:38:14 [Preview] No.435 del
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>>362
>that african voice
bruh, bruh? bruh!!!


Ambiguous 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:43:57 [Preview] No.436 del
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>>359
>Hot and miss
*Hit and miss
HOT MESS express


Ambiguous 09/06/2020 (Sun) 05:37:04 [Preview] No.593 del
>>362
Asian Fidance will be the next to go


Ambiguous 09/06/2020 (Sun) 05:49:22 [Preview] No.594 del
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>>593
did jeff goldblum have sex with glenn close?


Ambiguous 09/06/2020 (Sun) 13:50:17 [Preview] No.596 del
>>594
>My uneducated guess
Probably yes. Goldenfarbergenstein was just putting out interviews talking about her
<Jeff Goldblum on ‘The Big Chill’, His “Close” Friendship with Co-star Glenn Close
Puns! XD
I can say that Goldblum is a notorious pussy hound in Hollyweird. He managed to steal "prime" era Sarah Silverman away from David Cross by seducing her in the expensive acting classes she was paying him for (respect to a (((playa))) I spose). My father also worked around him on the 80's version ofThe Fly doing special efx and he told me that Goldblum was trying to fuck pretty much anything that moved.


Ambiguous 09/07/2020 (Mon) 06:20:36 [Preview] No.631 del
Asian Fidance has been bretty funny lately


Ambiguous 09/07/2020 (Mon) 06:23:11 [Preview] No.632 del
>>631
>vid related
>>596
wat a sick fuck


Ambiguous 09/08/2020 (Tue) 04:42:21 [Preview] No.660 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PczV6r3Pv6A [Embed]
One of the most essential pieces of Cum Town history according to Nick and Stav.


Ambiguous 09/09/2020 (Wed) 13:15:07 [Preview] No.703 del
The main reason for Aidam still being on the show may in fact be just so that Nick can keep doing this impression of his jewish South African father.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i8DOqhPQKCc [Embed]


Ambiguous 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:42:01 [Preview] No.793 del
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>>660
>>703
>>771
some of their stuff is over my head
>vid related
i saved before the jewtube police take it down
<i down get it, but the mexicano accent is killing me:^)
ASIAN FIDANCE will be the next to go on the tube unfortunately


Ambiguous 09/11/2020 (Fri) 12:36:04 [Preview] No.811 del
>>793
not sure what prompted that bit either, haven't listened to a full show in a bit. My guess would be some sort of pedowood reference since Nick stays pretty up on that stuff.


Ambiguous 09/12/2020 (Sat) 01:42:49 [Preview] No.835 del
This one has a very nice build to it. Stav has gotten a lot better at "yes and'ing" over the years and Nick has a great mind for nuanced details.


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Ambiguous 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:14:33 [Preview] No.929 del
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>>922
actually chuckled hard to this one.
<you and i have varying degrees of humor
>nice to see when them sync up ever once in a while
GREAT JOB!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=F1sd4CRcaE0 [Embed]


Ambiguous 09/14/2020 (Mon) 12:20:40 [Preview] No.941 del
>>929
>Humor
Yeah, sort of surprised you put up with as much of mine as you do. I can say that I tend to tailor my material to the person I'm around irl and have a pretty good reputation for funny.

My tastes are lame though (I can sit around watching shit like Laurel and Hardy or the Addams family and be completely into it), used to be very *up* on comedy but I reached a point a while ago where I felt like there want much to laugh about any more.

Good to hear I provoked some mirth.


Ambiguous 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:34:25 [Preview] No.959 del
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>>941
the whole Ice T bit, left me laughing out loud, in my car, in the parking lot at work, while i was on break.
>and the non-stop talk about RAPE


Ambiguous 09/18/2020 (Fri) 18:42:52 [Preview] No.1054 del
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Wonder how long Asian Fidance will last with this one up. Props to him for reuploading it in the face of the humorless scolds.


Ambiguous 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:30:13 [Preview] No.1508 del


Ambiguous 10/11/2020 (Sun) 04:09:56 [Preview] No.1751 del
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=xfRHv3L9CYI

Bit long to clip but it gets pretty ridiculous.


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Ambiguous 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:25:58 [Preview] No.1847 del
Noted political pundit Nick Mullen :
>I want Julia Vins to beat me to death
Whoa there little buddy! Get in line!


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Ambiguous 10/23/2020 (Fri) 19:01:07 [Preview] No.2160 del
first time hearing about those guys and they're hilarious,thank you op


Ambiguous 10/23/2020 (Fri) 23:11:08 [Preview] No.2161 del
>>2160
Glad you found some laughs. Any favorites so far?

Fun fact : Nick (the funny one) used to post on 8chan. He's big into the whole pizzagate/pedowood thing.


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Ambiguous 10/24/2020 (Sat) 06:22:07 [Preview] No.2168 del
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>>2160
np:)
>>2161
>>2162
>>2163
>>2164
>>2165
i plan on watching all of these.
NICE DUMP!


Ambiguous 10/26/2020 (Mon) 22:15:21 [Preview] No.2277 del


Ambiguous 10/27/2020 (Tue) 00:10:28 [Preview] No.2280 del
>>2277
Dubdubbs for Punished Michael Richards, a man history will have no choice but to vindicate.


Ambiguous 10/28/2020 (Wed) 06:13:10 [Preview] No.2345 del
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>>2282
>arfur


Ambiguous 10/28/2020 (Wed) 06:25:20 [Preview] No.2347 del
>>2345
>01:10
canada does have top notch PSAs


Ambiguous 10/28/2020 (Wed) 06:41:14 [Preview] No.2348 del
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>>2345
Still a banger this one
>>2347
What can I say? We got a lot of dumb bitches here who need learn how to pour coffee the old fashioned way.
ie fellating my person as they do so.


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Ambiguous 10/31/2020 (Sat) 16:32:41 [Preview] No.2447 del
Dis 1 is preddy gud.

Found out the other day that Asian Fidance does NSFW drawing commissions. (Heh) The last CT comp he put up was pretty solid.


Ambiguous 11/01/2020 (Sun) 23:58:52 [Preview] No.2482 del
Not sure this one will stay up long. That it's 3 hours and only part 1 is a testament to Nick's ability to generate material.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=OCOkIf1YrEY


Ambiguous 11/02/2020 (Mon) 08:24:22 [Preview] No.2516 del
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>>2447
just got around to listening.
bretty funny!


Ambiguous 11/09/2020 (Mon) 03:41:37 [Preview] No.2717 del
Cum-pocalypse Soon?
In a move that will surprise no one, CrApple has seemingly suspended the main itunes podcast feed in both Canada and the US.
<Serves them right for trying to make people laugh
When we lose the right to not only call things Retarded but also have the ability to call those same things Faggots stripped from us, what do we have left?


Ambiguous 11/12/2020 (Thu) 19:37:31 [Preview] No.2870 del
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Cum Town Fans : Renaissance Men Driving Culture Forward
Asian Fidance is P-Gud. Maybe I'll commish him to do ol' Synthie one day


Ambiguous Board owner 11/13/2020 (Fri) 06:18:06 [Preview] No.2887 del
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>>2717
What doth life?



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