>Processing.. Processing.. Cewl Defense Force Protocol Initialization Complete.. All Systems Online.. Engage!..

>I couldn't decipher that from her posts written like a three year old was handed a tablet to type on.
you couldn't decipher that she's just being silly? I didn't know that you were supposed to write like Tolstoy when posting on an imageboard

>Women can never experience being an "average r9k incel", and no average r9k incel here has a thread filled with adoration here dedicated to them.
Yes, she's a woman and gets all the attention. What, am I supposed to fawn over men now lol?

Plus she's stuck in Turkey. Maybe she's just like that Lost in Translation girl - a princess trapped in a glass castle.

Or maybe she's just a mentalcel.

>She has typical daddy issues and needs drugs and to post nudes to feel better about herself. Ergo she's an uninteresting typical whore.
Your statement is retarded.

Typical e-girl has her nudes leaked. Cewl posts her nudes publicly and doesn't blueball the orbiters.