Hello, Agathians. I am here because people in my wholesome server alerted me to gossip being spread about me in this thread.

Being a man who values honor, dignity, and truth, I am here to help clear up some potential rumors and misinformation that might be spread about in these sacred halls, as well as tell you a bit about myself.

1) I am 36, a husband of (currently) 1, and a father of (currently) 2. We are a very cute and happy family.

2) I have stable housing and income. Most of my income is made being a professional fry cook at Popeye's Chicken, and dealing drugs. We are not on any government assistance. But you can bet your ass I will be getting them foodstamp gibs when I decide to take the time to apply for them. I will be purchasing large wheels of cheese with American tax monies.

3) I beat and raped my wife. Why? Well, it started when she got my 3DS banned from wifi because she is a filthy fucking hacker and the game detected her using illegal Pokémon. Rightfully enraged, I punched her in the face. And rightfully turned on, I raped her as well. She shouldn't have worn that sexy black dress and looked all weak and helpless and shit. I am only a man, I can only resist this succubus so much. If women did not want to be beat and raped, they really should look so sexy when they are afraid and vulnerable.

4) I purposely and constantly pursure underage girls because I wish to find women who are not whored out and broken to start a harem... Considering my worth as a man, this is an incredibly generous offer and amazing opportunity. Unfortunately, all the girls 15-17 have been broken and defiled. Yes, weep, oh yee of this foresaken generation. For I can speak with certainty that all the men of this generation are completely shit out of luck on finding a wife who isn't a busted and broken ho'. There is no hope. Give up.

5) I can confirm Geeg is indeed one of these broken and busted hoes... But worse than this, dating her is a dreadfully boring experience. I shall demonstrate what a typical conversation was like...

Me: Stop being just a fucking dumb and boring bitch.

Geeg: