>>99382
I was laughing the entire time I read that....
That was a flawless recreation aside from the part about if you treat her like your real gf she'll leave you.
What I meant was

Like damn tho, if y'allst folx wanna be up in her business like that and don't wanna let a girl have some privacy she wll leave yo ass for a better man that know when to stay out her bidnizz and good for her, like damn sweety.*sprinkle in niggitry faggotry and emojis as deemed appropriate*