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Anonymous 06/12/2022 (Sun) 14:39:31 [Preview] No. 4563
why not allowed to post cock

...plus does she even visit this board


Anonymous 06/12/2022 (Sun) 19:24:19 [Preview] No.4564 del
someone who might be her posts sometimes but they won't prove it so it's probably a troll
and the rule on endchan is you can post your cock but only if you write "sorry" on it in permanent marker


Anonymous 06/12/2022 (Sun) 21:42:04 [Preview] No.4565 del
>>4564

...just trying to get her to open my cock photo

suppose it would be great if she logs in then


Anonymous 06/12/2022 (Sun) 21:43:18 [Preview] No.4566 del
>>4565
logs in on what?


Anonymous 06/12/2022 (Sun) 23:38:14 [Preview] No.4567 del
>>4566

...i mean just whatever she does on the computer


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 03:11:01 [Preview] No.4568 del
>>4567
penguin chat 3
and her id is Mechahitler


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 12:04:25 [Preview] No.4569 del
>>4568

...shut down like 2005


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 13:08:59 [Preview] No.4570 del
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>>4565
she has FAS, so she probably doesnt know how to "log in" to this website


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 13:33:25 [Preview] No.4571 del
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>>4570

...just lookin for a bit of dirty bedroom time actually


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 13:55:54 [Preview] No.4572 del
>>4571
are you Indian?


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 14:02:24 [Preview] No.4573 del
>>4572

...no i got a white cock

but i cant post it cos ill get banned


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 14:15:39 [Preview] No.4574 del
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>>4573
oh thats a shame then


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 15:44:12 [Preview] No.4575 del
>>4574

...i mean like i got photos of my cock at the minute

but i just cant post them cos then ill get banned


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 17:28:50 [Preview] No.4576 del
>>4573
>>4575
you know what they say on 4chan, "as long as you spoiler it it's okay"


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 17:54:33 [Preview] No.4577 del
>>4576

...they were spoiled like a pair of boobs,

but board admin removed them and said "no"


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 18:11:34 [Preview] No.4578 del
>>4577
like I said, you have to write "sorry" on it or it's not allowed


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 18:16:40 [Preview] No.4579 del
>>4578

...so sort of global question then but can i just

edit the picture


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 18:17:23 [Preview] No.4580 del
>>4579
no. you have to write sorry on it in marker, that's the only exception to the rule.


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 19:07:27 [Preview] No.4581 del
>>4580

...i sat here nestled a massive cock so

little sorry or big sorry


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 20:04:54 [Preview] No.4582 del
>>4581
it has to cover most of it and also be at least big enough to read
and no more reddit spacing either. that's a bannable offense


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 20:14:00 [Preview] No.4583 del
>>4582

...no need for a paragraph on my cock

and plus i have some underwear erection pictures but theyd not be allowed to i suppose


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 20:58:02 [Preview] No.4584 del
>>4583
if you post an underwear erection picture the rule is you have to also post a video of yourself shocking your balls with a taser


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 21:26:25 [Preview] No.4586 del
>>4584

...legit do

will i get banned for posting my underwear /with erection placing right


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 21:29:42 [Preview] No.4587 del
>>4586
if you also post a video of you tasing your balls along with it then it's ok, otherwise you'll be banned


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 21:51:04 [Preview] No.4588 del
>>4587

...she is in her underwear

so i cant picture i wouldnt be

..... WHO WILL SAY .....

can i actually post a underwear erection without being banned


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 22:15:38 [Preview] No.4589 del
>>4588
I'm saying you can, but only if you post a video alongside it of you tasing your balls. do you understand?


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 22:40:48 [Preview] No.4590 del
>>4589

...can i obviously edit over the erection

and post a flat underwear picture


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 23:15:22 [Preview] No.4592 del
>>4570
Don't be silly anon, she knows how to log in.


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 23:21:42 [Preview] No.4593 del
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>>4591

...like dis but with the erection picture

at the minute its shielded to see if i get ban


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 23:55:54 [Preview] No.4594 del
>>4590
>>4593

...no ban

but i am tempting the real pic


Anonymous 06/13/2022 (Mon) 23:58:03 [Preview] No.4595 del
>>4593
is that you Genrih?
and yeah you can post a censored dick pic but you have to ask the site admins for permission first [email protected]


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 00:02:28 [Preview] No.4596 del
>>4595

...just wondered why i was getting banned

not a grand offering


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 00:04:13 [Preview] No.4597 del
>>4596
are you sure you're white? I'm not so sure...


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 00:09:22 [Preview] No.4598 del
>>4596
You sure do love your ellipses...


Seabee 06/14/2022 (Tue) 00:44:02 [Preview] No.4599 del
>>4570
Yeah, the Ash does have FAS.
Facete Acerbic Sweetheart
or
Fantastic Amazing Shmoopie


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 01:14:06 [Preview] No.4601 del
>>4597

...i am white


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 01:16:14 [Preview] No.4602 del
>>4598

...it does say over 18+ so i thought my cock would be okay

then again it does specifically say "pleased stop posting your cock" so i dunno why


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 01:18:09 [Preview] No.4603 del
>>4602
what do you gotta post your cock so bad for anyway? so Ashley will talk to you? we've been barking up that tree for a while dude


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 01:21:01 [Preview] No.4604 del
>>4603

...just looking at will i get banned

cos its over 18 but sometimes ask no cock photo so


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 02:48:24 [Preview] No.4605 del
>>4604
You won't get banned for posting your dick (that doesn't mean that you shouldn't go to 4/soc/) but I do want to ban you for your low quality posts. You don't need to ask the same question and make the same comment over and over again. Once is enough.


Seabee 06/14/2022 (Tue) 03:46:08 [Preview] No.4607 del
>>4605
Good retort. It was getting old and annoying.


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 03:51:58 [Preview] No.4608 del
>>4605
he's fine we'll take anyone we can get to fill the empty space with shitpost landfill. the previous guy who held that role might be dead so he's right on time


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 11:18:18 [Preview] No.4610 del
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...well here goes this

i hope i post another one soon


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 13:26:42 [Preview] No.4611 del
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>>4608
RIP In Peace

>>4610
YOU'RE LUCKY ITS PRIDE MONTH YOU FA---ntastic person...


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 16:05:42 [Preview] No.4612 del
>>4610
damn faggot what's wrong with you
I don't see any "sorry" on that dick MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 16:41:25 [Preview] No.4613 del
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>>4593

dis sandwich whichever


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 16:45:55 [Preview] No.4614 del
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>>4613

dis sandwich whichever


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 18:33:48 [Preview] No.4617 del
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what do you actually make of this picture

is compared to the next one
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Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 18:38:18 [Preview] No.4618 del
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Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 20:16:57 [Preview] No.4620 del
>>4618
why do you have that gay sock? are you a fag?
and you have a terrible cock. very ugly, 2/10


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 21:46:56 [Preview] No.4621 del
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>>4620

i am just posting this at ashley actually

i think it some footwear
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Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 21:57:52 [Preview] No.4622 del
>>4605
admin I take it back please ban him
unless he writes "sorry" on his dick from now on


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 22:26:16 [Preview] No.4623 del
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it would be a shame if ashley logged in and saw this

absolutely incorrect in her direction
I warned you.


Anonymous 06/15/2022 (Wed) 01:16:10 [Preview] No.4625 del
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does she have anything where

she goes on it live
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Anonymous 06/15/2022 (Wed) 20:47:22 [Preview] No.4642 del
thanks admin
horrible cock. horrible.


Anonymous 06/16/2022 (Thu) 19:22:13 [Preview] No.4649 del
I thought that was the Mongolian bull worm


Anonymous 06/16/2022 (Thu) 20:38:50 [Preview] No.4650 del
>>4621
>>4623
>>4625
you should've listened to me and wrote sorry on that sandworm


Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 20:53:42 [Preview] No.4740 del
>>4650

make no difference in my opinion


Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 20:57:31 [Preview] No.4741 del
>>4740
that's one of the global rules: "One must not post dick pics, but if one does post a dick pic it must clearly show the word "sorry" legibly written on the phallus in permanent marker, otherwise the poster shall be banned."


Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 21:30:16 [Preview] No.4742 del
>>4741

just wanted some sex with kaya


Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 21:58:32 [Preview] No.4743 del
>>4742
which one
from attack on titan?


Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 22:18:15 [Preview] No.4744 del
>>4743

dis one


Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 23:13:00 [Preview] No.4745 del
>>4744
so you think if you post your dick enough then she'll like you?


Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 23:43:34 [Preview] No.4746 del
>>4745

no but i just askin if the size is actually impressive


Anonymous 06/24/2022 (Fri) 01:21:44 [Preview] No.4747 del
>>4746
no it's too small


Anonymous 06/24/2022 (Fri) 01:35:15 [Preview] No.4748 del
>>4747
>>4747

and actually how big will it have to be then


Anonymous 06/25/2022 (Sat) 15:31:18 [Preview] No.4776 del
>>4744
Who is the kawaii babe? This isn't you trying to be Ashley is it? You wouldn't be the first anon here to start transitioning in an attempt to be her


Anonymous 06/25/2022 (Sat) 20:11:29 [Preview] No.4780 del
>>4776

actually sunny


Anonymous 06/25/2022 (Sat) 23:57:09 [Preview] No.4782 del
>>4776
There was a trans Ashley? I think that version of Ashley would appeal more to the zoomers. Save regular Ashley for us millennials!


Anonymous 06/26/2022 (Sun) 03:18:19 [Preview] No.4784 del
>>4776
I could do it. my face looks sort of similar to hers and I have the same hair. I definitely couldn't pass though, I'm clearly male from my jaw and brow shape, so in other words I'd be a quintessential tranny Ash.


Anonymous 06/26/2022 (Sun) 03:29:30 [Preview] No.4785 del
>>4784

im actually straight


Anonymous 06/26/2022 (Sun) 03:33:15 [Preview] No.4787 del
>>4785
what do you mean


Anonymous 06/27/2022 (Mon) 20:22:41 [Preview] No.4795 del
>>4787
I think it means she's into guys


Anonymous 06/27/2022 (Mon) 20:34:57 [Preview] No.4796 del
>>4795
she? is that Ashley?

>>4785
are you Ashley?
what do you mean you're straight?


Anonymous 06/27/2022 (Mon) 21:42:57 [Preview] No.4797 del
>>4796

im not ashley


Anonymous 06/27/2022 (Mon) 22:18:51 [Preview] No.4799 del
>>4797
oh good, cause I already became tranny Ash without asking her first


Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 13:53:06 [Preview] No.4810 del
>>4799

pics or didnt happen


Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 17:05:54 [Preview] No.4811 del
>>4810
idk man there are some shady characters here, maybe I don't want to post my face


Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 19:22:35 [Preview] No.4812 del
>>4811
>>4618
>>4621
>>4623
>>4625

i suppose this is my cock you could just use that as a reference


Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 20:08:30 [Preview] No.4813 del
>>4812
I'm gonna keep my eyes out for that cock at the gay clubs
when I find you there's gonna be hell to pay


Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 20:35:27 [Preview] No.4814 del
>>4813

im not gay

actually why


Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 23:38:40 [Preview] No.4815 del
>>4814
how are you not gay and posting your dick for a bunch of dudes on the internet to look at


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 01:19:20 [Preview] No.4820 del
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Is this what all you faggots want?


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 01:36:14 [Preview] No.4822 del
>>4813
Damn. You got to approach this with caution. You're going to have to rub him off a bit at the gay club to get his cock rock hard... you know, just to make sure the suspect's cock matches up to the cock in the pictures. Slip those shaved babies into a cock ring just to make sure his cock and balls are feeling all the pain. Make him cum to feel the shame. That'll teach this fag


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 01:47:24 [Preview] No.4824 del
>>4820
how are you not gay and you clearly got a brazilian butt lift and shaved your ass?
wait... Luke was that you all along?


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 02:43:36 [Preview] No.4825 del
>>4815

actually some girls are using it


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 04:27:04 [Preview] No.4827 del
>>4825
it's all guys here my man. lots of guys looking at your microwaved sausage.
and one girl who checks in every couple months or so


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qwertyuiop


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Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 06:50:43 [Preview] No.4830 del
ah damn I forgot to put a password on it


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 20:47:22 [Preview] No.4845 del
>>4827

i hope she sees it actually


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 21:10:03 [Preview] No.4846 del
>>4845
what do you think will happen if she sees it?


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 21:39:10 [Preview] No.4847 del
>>4846

i hope she gets naked for a good bed time


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 21:40:36 [Preview] No.4848 del
>>4824
No, I was not Luke all along.


Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 01:19:42 [Preview] No.4851 del
>>4848
is that your ass? it's big and round like a girl's


Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 01:21:09 [Preview] No.4852 del
>>4847
Ashley won't be impressed by your dick. if you want to win Ashley's heart you have to write the best poetry for her. you have to write better poetry than any of her fanboys.


Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 05:13:55 [Preview] No.4860 del
>>4852

i would like to see her response actually


Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 06:17:41 [Preview] No.4862 del
>>4860
she doesn't care about your dick, you have to write poetry


Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 17:13:02 [Preview] No.4869 del
>>4642

are you a girl

actually


Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 17:13:22 [Preview] No.4870 del
>>4862

what else can she suck actually


Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 19:30:47 [Preview] No.4871 del
>>4870
A hard-boiled egg


Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 19:38:12 [Preview] No.4872 del
>>4851
No, that's Luke's ass. Luke was a bit of an exhibitionist.


Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 19:58:38 [Preview] No.4873 del
>>4872
damn, I hate to admit it but he passes. I still wouldn't touch him or go near him but I'd bet he fools drunk guys at the club all the time.


Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 20:17:08 [Preview] No.4874 del
There are no rabbis here baby boy. Don't be posting underage baby dicks on our board. Ashley thinks butt of sluts. Don't listen to anon. He talks too much. Ashley hates poetry. If you want to woo Ashley, you gotta post a vocaroo of you reciting Shakespeare on the board. Ashley secretly loves Shakespeare. She fantasizes about Sir Patrick Stewart OBE sneaking into her room at night and tickling her with his feather pen whilst whispering sonnets into her ear.


Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 20:25:01 [Preview] No.4875 del
>>4874
why you gotta be like that dog I'm tryna get a grammatically stunted poem out of this eurotrash boy


Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 20:25:16 [Preview] No.4876 del
>>4873
I don't think Luke leaves his apartment. Also, you are gay if you can't tell that's a man butt. There was more lewd content shared by him but I only saved this one for the lulz because I'm not gay. He flipped because we weren't using his correct pronouns and left shortly after.


Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 20:31:20 [Preview] No.4878 del
>>4876
does he still have any online accounts he's active on? I'll go convince him to become a normal man again, and then we'll get him to come back and convince Ashley to make a video.
this plan will definitely work.


Anonymous 07/01/2022 (Fri) 04:31:16 [Preview] No.4883 del
>>4873
youre just a faggot. I could tell that is a dudes ass and I dont even watch gay porn!

>>4876
lol what a tranny manwhore. when was he last active? hes probably killed himself by now. good riddance.


Anonymous 07/01/2022 (Fri) 04:48:16 [Preview] No.4884 del
>>4883
hey now. he may be a tranny, he may be an exhibitionist. and he may be a disgusting faggot. and maybe he really should kill himself. but he's still my friend, and I won't let anyone talk that way about him.


Anonymous 07/01/2022 (Fri) 18:46:48 [Preview] No.4890 del
>>4884

i am not gay im straight


Anonymous 07/01/2022 (Fri) 19:39:56 [Preview] No.4891 del
>>4890
You won't be when I'm done with you, kitten.


Anonymous 07/01/2022 (Fri) 21:52:59 [Preview] No.4892 del
>>4890
I meant Luke but yeah you too


Anonymous 07/01/2022 (Fri) 23:45:28 [Preview] No.4893 del
>>4892

just saiyan im waiting to bang ashley


Anonymous 07/02/2022 (Sat) 00:51:43 [Preview] No.4894 del
>>4878
>>4883
Idk? It was several years ago. His was posting under the name netburn on 8ch. He did tell us he wants to be a mother and experience childbirth. Ashton would probably be the father. Anyway, it's not gonna happen because I'm gonna be Ashley's baby
>>4893
You mean you're waiting on Ashton to bang you with his meatloaf. You would no anything for love, right?


Anonymous 07/02/2022 (Sat) 04:46:30 [Preview] No.4895 del
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>>4894
ah, it's probably just a phase, he'll grow out of it
forgot if this was already posted


Anonymous 07/02/2022 (Sat) 16:56:44 [Preview] No.4898 del
>>4895
More like phases of the moon. They'll be back at it tomorrow night


Anonymous 07/02/2022 (Sat) 17:27:51 [Preview] No.4899 del
>>4895
Don't lecture me about oppression. My grandfather was just a boy when the Germans came for him. He told me how the rabbis were no longer allowed to molest them and that the drinking the blood of Christian children was prohibited. Prohibited, I tell you! I will never forget it. The memory is genetic. It may seem unbelievable but imagine, if you will, it's real or so I believe in my mind's imagination, I'm told.


Anonymous 07/02/2022 (Sat) 17:56:11 [Preview] No.4901 del
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>>4898
>they
hey use her correct pronouns bigot


Anonymous 07/02/2022 (Sat) 21:44:16 [Preview] No.4902 del
>>4891

only wanna bang girls


Anonymous 07/02/2022 (Sat) 21:45:07 [Preview] No.4903 del
>>4894

actually ashley jones


Anonymous 07/03/2022 (Sun) 01:16:37 [Preview] No.4904 del
>>4901
Does that dog have down syndrome?


Anonymous 07/03/2022 (Sun) 06:50:45 [Preview] No.4907 del
>>4902
>>4903
well you don't get Ashley motherfucker, you get me. beggars aren't choosers, quit being picky.


Anonymous 07/03/2022 (Sun) 14:25:21 [Preview] No.4910 del
>>4907

actually girls only


Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 02:44:41 [Preview] No.4929 del
>>4907

i pick ashley actually


Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 03:17:30 [Preview] No.4930 del
>>4929
actually I'm coming to Bulgaria or wherever you're from and putting my dick in you


Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 14:33:48 [Preview] No.4942 del
>>4930
You forgot to post no homo. I knew you were gay


Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 16:13:52 [Preview] No.4945 del
>>4942
just to teach him a lesson, not cause I want to


Anonymous 07/06/2022 (Wed) 06:14:44 [Preview] No.4956 del
>>4930
>>4945

im straight, girls only


Anonymous 07/06/2022 (Wed) 07:59:09 [Preview] No.4957 del
>>4956
don't need your permission
we're gonna sword fight and then I'm gonna run you through


Anonymous 07/06/2022 (Wed) 21:30:26 [Preview] No.4961 del
>>4957

im straight


Anonymous 07/10/2022 (Sun) 21:54:30 [Preview] No.4989 del
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>>4563
Why must she have such fucked up hobbit feet, bros?


Anonymous 07/10/2022 (Sun) 22:11:49 [Preview] No.4991 del
>>4989
idk, why are you so fat?


Anonymous 07/13/2022 (Wed) 13:32:37 [Preview] No.5003 del
>>4989
WARNING: the following may cause dizziness or nausea


Anonymous 07/13/2022 (Wed) 16:15:47 [Preview] No.5008 del
>>5003
MMMMMFEETMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
SNIFF SNIIIFFF SNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


Anonymous 07/13/2022 (Wed) 19:15:51 [Preview] No.5009 del
>>5003

well i want to bounce around in there


Anonymous 07/14/2022 (Thu) 22:28:20 [Preview] No.5010 del
if a girl says if you really loved her you'd sniff her feet should you do it? love should lead you to great conviction after all, but I feel like that same line of thinking could be applied to many unreasonable demands. what if she later said I had to clean her feet with my tongue or I didn't love her? certainly I would do it if someone held a gun to her head and said I had to do it or they'd shoot, but I'm not sure that means I should always have to do it. I think I could just as easily say that she has to clip my toenails with her teeth if she really loves me, but heaven knows that won't convince her. she'll start crying and saying she thought you loved her and so on, and in the end you'll be swallowing her toe-jam all the same. pretty fucked up if you ask me.


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Anonymous 08/15/2022 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.5389 del
>>5003

hmm i want to play with her in bed all night...


Anonymous 08/18/2022 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.5438 del
ashley, no!


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>>5438
So sad. Her bf is not taking it well.


Anonymous 08/19/2022 (Fri) 21:26 [Preview] No.5457 del
we never got to see her anus..... i wonder how pink and tight it was


Anonymous 08/20/2022 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.5464 del
>>5457
she's a beaner so you know that thing's as brown as a chocolate donut, but imagine the bush.


Anonymous 08/20/2022 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.5466 del
>>5464
Her butthole is white enough but just in case, I've got her covered. I guess the debate is finally settled. Ashley has green and brown eyes.


Anonymous 08/20/2022 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.5467 del
The image didn't post again?


Anonymous 08/20/2022 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.5471 del
who actually liked my streaky, aside from the ban


Anonymous 08/20/2022 (Sat) 23:25 [Preview] No.5472 del
>>5471
liked your what? what ban? i have no idea what you're even saying here and no, I'm not Seabee.


Anonymous 08/20/2022 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.5473 del
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...yes.


Anonymous 08/20/2022 (Sat) 23:51 [Preview] No.5475 del
>>5472
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J32L6dgbA-U [Embed]
>>5471
I think I would have to see more of it before I come to a conclusion.


Anonymous 08/21/2022 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.5479 del
Maybe we should post our butts and Ashley will post hers?


Anonymous 08/21/2022 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.5482 del
i suppose i cant post anymore, cos then i will get banned


Seabee 08/21/2022 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.5483 del
>>5472
And I'm not you


Seabee 08/21/2022 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.5484 del
In case you're still into Pepsi, Ash, here's a coupon for you. You're welcome


Anonymous 08/21/2022 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.5486 del
>>5482
I banned you because you had to make a grand production out of posting your dick and other anons agreed that you were being annoying.


Anonymous 08/21/2022 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.5487 del
this guy was spamming his dick on /agatha2/ too


Anonymous 08/21/2022 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.5490 del
>post dick, unprompted, knowing it's the wrong thing to do
>get the response you knew you deserved
<omg i am a victim, poor me
Is this the kind of person you really wanted to grow up to be?


Anonymous 08/21/2022 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.5491 del
maybe it's gotten him laid before in whatever 2nd world eastern european country he's from and now the behavior is stuck


Anonymous 08/21/2022 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.5493 del
>>5487
You agatha2 fags need to leave. We we're fine before Agatha2 fags and rosefags came here. Now we got faggots trolling the board and messaging her family. Agatha2 is where all the creeps hang out who harass their waifus and then whine about them leaving the internet


Anonymous 08/21/2022 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.5496 del
>>5493
To be fair, Aggie was severely mentally ill and had no idea how to interact with her fans.


Anonymous 08/21/2022 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.5497 del
>>5493
look who's talking


Anonymous 08/21/2022 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.5499 del
whatever you guys were all complicit with me talking to her mom. she probably wont even say anything interesting if ashley isn't in contact with them anymore.


Anonymous 08/21/2022 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.5500 del
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can we still post puss?


Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.5502 del
>>5500
Asho is that you


Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.5504 del
>>5496
To be honest, I don't care about that kike but that board was started by a known discord groomer and is full of creeps and pedophiles. Two anon from there are responsible for the deaths of two of my friends from Sheep Village. I would never think to stab Ashley in the neck or give her anything laced with fentanyl. You incels are pathetic. Girls are always going to be aloof. That's how the game is played. They want to see if you're going to keep playing or flip the table on them. I'm faithful to Ashley. I was the last man standing on 8ch and will be the last man standing here, by then, maybe the only man or until Ashley descends from the heavens and says, "You're still here? God, you are such a hopelessly annoying faggot. Fine, I'll let you take me out on one date." All you other fags need to go back to /agatha2/ and Rosebud.
>>5497
Who's talking? I'm not one of your headmates, schizo.
>>5499
You have to understand boundaries and know when to cross them. I thought you were trolling at first and you still could be. Everything that happens here should remain between us and Ashley. I joke about things like beating up her dad because I learned he was a wrestler. I don't actually intend to go knock on his door to challenge him for his daughter's hand in marriage. I was just being absurd because that seems like some shit that would go down in Napoleon Dynamite's neck of the woods and that's what I like to imagine Ashley's world is like. Why go through all the trouble of wrestling her dad when I could just go knock on Ashley's door, if I wanted to?
>>5500
What big hands you have. Why you color on yourself with marker? Are you a toddler? Let that baby alone, it belong to Jesus. Put it back where you found it or else the mother won't take it back, like what happened to our poor little Ashley.


Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.5505 del
He couldn't control his hunger any longer and he wouldn't. He wanted her guts and tonight would be the night he would finally get up in them. He dawned the disguise of a local pizza delivery boy and knocked at her front door. She, not expecting anyone this evening, cautiously crept to the door and standing there in the moon light was that of a strange human form. The silhouette haunting her doorway motioned slowly as a pizza box manifested from it's darkness. Ashley was captivated by the creatures piercing eyes and pointy white teeth, both as bright as the full moon. The figure spoke to her in a strange accent asking, "Did you order a sausage pizza and a Pepsi?" Ashley thought to herself for a moment. Did she order a sausage pizza and a Pepsi? She couldn't remember. In fact, she couldn't remember anything. Everything suddenly felt fuzzy and she fell to the floor as the creature entered her home, the door slamming behind them. Ashley awoke on the couch to a pizza box sitting on the table before her. She slowly sat herself up and there standing in the corner of the room, concealed in the shadows was the figure she had encountered at her front door. It had not been only a dream or was it? Was this still a dream? Was she suffering from the sleep paralysis she had read so much about? The very thing she had feared for so long has finally come true, but no, the thing was sobbing as it stared out the window into nothing. Ashley hesitantly asked, "Are you going to hit me now?" The monster began crying even louder, "That's what you would expect me to do, isn't it? I do admit that I did come here with the intention of taking you for myself but I can no longer. Your cuteness is so overpowering. I could not bear the grief it would cause me to give into my dark desires." Ashley sat there silently for a moment and then replied, "Oh, well that's nice." The creature sniffled into a tissue. "Ashley, you just don't know how hard it is for me. Everywhere I go, people treat me as if I'm some beast. When people see me walking towards them on the sidewalk, instead of greeting me, they cross the street. It's so hard being a black man in America with all this racism." Ashley looked winth herself to find a final solution. "Why don't you go back to Africa?" The monster quickly turned it's head towards Ashley. It's face full of blood lust and rage. Then like night into day, it's face changed. A smile appeared and the monster said "Why, Ashley, what a superb idea. I need to go back to be with my own kind." The monster glided across the floor towards Ashley on her couch and shook her hand then said with a shout, "Thank you, dearest Ashley and peace out!" Then a great typhon of smoke appeared that smelt of weed and out the door went the monster...taking with him Ashley's bicycle and tv. Ashley ran to the door and cheered the monster on with glee. "Someone help, call the police!" as the monster drove down the street. For it was then that Ashley realized the monster had taken her wallet, her phone and even her car keys.


Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.5507 del
>>5504
you (laughing boy). you coaxed Marky into spilling her dox and then spammed it all around the 8chan. every time you saw a post you thought was her you'd reply with her dox followed by "umad?". maybe you imagined in your schizo head that her hatred for you would turn to love someday.


Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.5508 del
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>>5507
I have no idea what you're even talking about and neither do you. Quit trying to instigate and try to have fun. You're obviously one of the newfags. I didn't have Ashley's actual dox until a few years ago when it was leaked to me by Ciara in Sheep Village. She said she got it from some anon who posted there claiming to be her bf. I only ever managed to find her neighborhood using my intuition but could never figure out which house was hers on Google Earth and I didn't know her real name then. As fate would have it, someone named Ashley Jones in the appropriate age range lived right near her irl that would throw me off until I learned her real name. Anything I've posted has already been leaked. I only talked to Marky a few times in irc and I found her to be boring. I wasn't attracted to her in the slightest. She seemed like a cryptokike to me and I've been told she actually is. Uncut was the one who messaged Marky all the time and he would gloat about it in chat. He even said he was in contact with Ashley the entire time. Uncut was obsessed with Ashley so much that he would lose his shit in irc if I mentioned dating or marrying her and leave the chat. Uncut would blame me for everything he could and tell everyone in AIDF I was responsible for shit on the board to get me banned from AIDF. Eventually, he just quit showing up to the irc. I have never even posted "umad". That's a meme for newfags. I'm an ancientfag so I know how to actually troll and not just harass people. Usually, I'm the one being harassed by little faggots like you. Why would Ashley hate me if she's never even met me? Is she an npc? Does she base her opinons off of what people like you think?


Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.5509 del
please no one go rape kaitlin. she's been raped enough already


Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.5510 del
>>5504
>that board was started by a known discord groomer
no, it wasn't
>Two anon from there are responsible for the deaths of two of my friends from Sheep Village
never happened

also, you are one of the biggest creeps and pedophles around so...


Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.5511 del
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>>5510
>hurr durr, ur the pedo, not me defending the board full of pedos
Ooh some incel called me a creep on the internet, how will I ever recover? You don't know shit, retard. Get outta my face nigger before I pull the trigger


Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.5512 del
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>>5500
those fingers look at least 4 inches long, wanna join my gang?
Just flash this sign and I will know you're in my gang, brother.


Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.5515 del
>>4895
It's been like 7 years since then. I don't think it's a phase.


Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.5516 del
>>5515
I'll fix him
I'll fuck him in the ass real good and make him a normal man again, and then Ashley will come back


Seabee 08/22/2022 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.5518 del
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>>5505
Imagine if you will and for your consideration and permission, allow me to provide an alternate ending to your well written story which I give a 9/10.

>Why Ashley,what a superb idea. I need to go back with my own kind.
Alternate ending begins
"Will you come with me?" the black monster queried. Ashley feeling rather uncomfortable replied, "What chance does a prejudiced, extremely cute and charismatic girl such as myself have in Africa? I would be harangued by your kind out of sheer jealousy." The black monster, sadly agreeing dashed out the door.

Ashley walked to the kitchen for an ice cold Pepsi relieved that the whole episode was over. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. She walked to the door and opened it. A silhouette haunted her doorway. The figure spoke to her asking in a strange accent, "Did you order a sausage pizza and a Pepsi?" Ashley screamed out of fear and frustration. She then opined, "OMG, it's Groundhog Day and deja vu all over again and I am now doomed to repeat the same scenario over and over for all eternity, for ever and ever and ever and......


Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.5519 del
>>5516
Hey, I came up with the same plan but for Ashton


Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.5521 del
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>>5500
Post puss or else I will shoot my shot and post puss for you.


Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.5566 del
>>5518
Well at least you liked it. I could have written it better if I spent more time on it but I became involved with something else and was just trying to finish it as fast as I could towards the end. I might rewrite this one and repost it but only if this board livens up. I have a few more stories on me but I'm not sure if I'm even going to share them now. I feel like this place is finally dying.


Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.5577 del
post some streaky nudes...


Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.5580 del
>>5496
>>5507
>>5519
You faggots all goon over chicks who are the undesirables among the world, just because they have a little fucking vagina. Pathetic. How about you guys watch some sexy vids to start your day? Have a little cumcum from your little peepee, then you wont have to spend your day fighting over your waifus on the internet.

Unrelated, I just had an interesting idea for porn. Ready? Amputee fisting. That's right, folks. Someone who has lost their hand. Fisting someone. Would that still be called fisting? Or nubbing?


Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.5581 del
>>5577
what the fuck that even mean??? streaky?


Seabee 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.5582 del
>>5566
I hear you. After reading some posts it seems this board has been hijacked as of late by some 12 year olds. Maybe when school starts next month things will improve. In the meantime as the saying goes, "Don't cast your pearls before swine."


Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.5586 del
>>5582
It never fails to amaze me at how much you guys actually do not like me. You guys like what you think is me, but when I post, you always resort to how unlikable I am. Sorry you didn't appreciate my amputee idea, Seabee. I'll just shove my able-bodied-hand up my own asshole.


Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.5589 del
>>5586
you need to quit flapping your fat cheeto-stained hands on the keyboard and go kill yourself neckbeard


Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.5591 del
>>5580
>You faggots all goon over chicks who are the undesirables among the world
Nah, just you. You're the most undesirable girl in the world. None of them even compare to you because to me, you're worthless. You're a work of modern art and I'm disgusted but intrigued. I must take you home. I have a place for you in my bedroom where I can look at you all the time and contemplate existence. In the buff, like Hunter Biden, minus the crack.
>Someone who has lost their hand. Fisting someone.
What if, now hear me out, they lose their hand while in the process of fisting? We can even do a whole pirate theme and have one-eyed willy tell the young cabin boy of the time he lost his hand in a mermaid's blowhole.
>>5586
If you need a hand, let me know. I'm your shovin' buddy.
>>5589
I would lick the powdered cheese from those hands


Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.5592 del
>>5586
This boards is dedicated to the discussion of an idea of you, one that is unrealistic to live up to. It's been a long time since you've posted as Ashley so people here have built up a positive do no wrong caricature of who you are in their heads. It's similar to when people build up celebrities/musicians to be gods in their minds when they're actually just normal people. When you post anonymously you are seen more as a normal person and if you post as Ashley, anything you do will be rose-colored (no pun intended). At least that's my take on the situation.


Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.5593 del
This thread sure went to shit.


Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.5595 del
>>5591
Aside from the vaguely Jeffery Dahmer scenario you daydream about and fawning over me due to the fact that I am an assigned female at birth individual (vagina), I appreciate the contribution to the unique topic I suggested. I think there is a slight flaw in your idea of someone losing their hand during a hearty fisting session. If someone’s hole is loose enough to fit an entire hand in there, then it’s basically impossible to cut off circulation to the point of someone losing their hand in a vagina or sphincter. It’s too loose, there’s no way your hand will be a goner. Come to think of it, do you ever wonder how many babies die a year because of their mom's tight pussy cut off the circulation to the baby’s head?


Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.5596 del
>>5592
Perhaps one of the only sane statements I've seen posted on this board.


Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 00:29 [Preview] No.5597 del
>>5594
Wait a minute, Rose posts here?


Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.5599 del
>>5581

...it means i am gonna cum on it and post it back here...


Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.5601 del
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>>5594
WHAT
ok, I thought you were LB again. now I'm trying to figure out which posts were you.
honest opinion of the black pizza guy story: 7/10


Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.5602 del
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>>5595
>Jeffery Dahmer
That's not what I mean when I say I'm going to eat you.
>I am an assigned female at birth individual (vagina)
So you made a mistake and you might have a man face now. I'll shave your back if you shave mine. I understand. It's a man's world but there may be a considerable height difference for you to overcome. Instead of wearing these shoes (pic related), you can just ride on my shoulders like Master Blaster in Thunderdome and we'll be a power couple until I get nutchecked by Johnny Cage.
>do you ever wonder how many babies die a year because of their mom's tight pussy cut off the circulation to the baby’s head
Never considered it. I haven't experienced that part of life yet. Maybe you can show me how tight they get. Not into paraphilic infantilism but I'll wear one if it means you're going to sit on my face. I'd rather my wife smother me with her pussy than a pillow.


Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.5603 del
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Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.5604 del
>>5603
that looks like a Seabee picture

I have a vague feeling that perhaps I have gotten myself on Ashley's bad side...


Seabee 08/25/2022 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.5605 del
>>5604
Now, now, my friend, don't you know by now that I always namefag, I'm like Zorro who makes his sign with a Z


Seabee 08/25/2022 (Thu) 04:23 [Preview] No.5606 del
Now, now, my friend, don't you know by now that I always namefag. I'm like Zorro who makes his sign with a Z.
>>5604


Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.5607 del
>>5605
>>5606
Seabee I've been thinking, maybe you're a better match for Ashley than I am. all we ever seem to do is fight. and you guys are both married so you can have one of those communal relationships.


Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.5608 del
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>>5594

every time there's some indication of ash lurking and waiting to dunk on a nigga


Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.5614 del
>>5594
I'm a deaf (I will never listen to music), can anyone translate?


Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 15:59 [Preview] No.5617 del
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Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 18:54 [Preview] No.5636 del
>>5614
Why are you here if you're deaf? You've never heard Ashley's voice.


Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.5639 del
>>5636
I can still look at her and read her lips. What? Deaf people aren't allowed to get boners for underage internet starlets?


Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 19:32 [Preview] No.5646 del
...post her nudes then please...


Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 19:34 [Preview] No.5647 del
>>5639
>underage
That word has no meaning.

>>5646
They don't exist, Ashley is pure.


Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.5648 del
>>5646
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and was so surprised that I accidentally fell over onto one of the sauce packets. "That's not for my ass, it's for my mouth!" I joked as I stood back up. The nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you ass-to-mouth!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's ass-to-mouth!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.


Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.5649 del
>>5605
>>5606
The only Zs you make is when you fall asleep in your chair, old man.


Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.5650 del
>>5607
I can see it now. Ashley and Seabee sitting together holding hands while watching reruns of the Twilight Zone on MeTV. Ashley says, "Hey, I used to watch this with my grandpa!" Then Seabee begins lightly rubbing the dorsal side of her hand with his thumb and replies, "I thought I was your grandpa?" Ashley lets out a squeak as she looks away to blush. Seabee says to her, "My prescription meds came earlier... and uh, looky what else came." Ashley turns back to Seabee. Her mouth now gaping like a whore's butthole, "Seabee!" "That's right, babe. Bengay... and not just any Bengay either. This Ben's really Gay and he gets my dick so hard. It has added sil... silden... afil... sil-den-afil, sildenafil. So yeah, how about uh you and I head upstairs and uh try it out?" Ashley leaps out of the La-Z-Boy as Seabee tells her, "Now hold on, babe, you mind grabbing my walker for me, my hip's been actin' up again." Ashley meanders her way down the hall and up the stairs, barking at Seabee as he slowly follows behind in a stairlift growling at her like a dog. The emotional suport dogs have no idea what's happening and begin running to all the windows barking back. The other elderly residents, their visiting relatives, nursing staff and the children's choir who volunteered to sing for seniors that day look on in horror at what they are witnessing. Ms. Wanda, the sassy big black nurse lady says, "That Mista Seabee sho'nuff av a way wit dem yung thangs." The young feminist nurse standing next to her says, "I thought that was his daughter? Isn't this sexual harassment?" Ms. Wanda replies, "Gurl, all I'm sayin' is ya betta watchout!! or that Mista Seabee'll throw dat thang on ya, hunny!" as she slaps her on the butt and giggles. "Now, if ya'll excuse me, I got some sheets that are gonna need changin'." as she heads down the hall laughing to herself only stopping for a brief moment to wipe her brow and exclaim, "Lawd av mercy! Woo!"

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Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.5651 del
...any nudes/explicit photos...


Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.5652 del
>>5648
I'm the same way about Bang's root beer. It's not for my ass, it's for my mouth. There really should be a warning on the bottle. I prefer it in my mouth. I don't think I can take any more Bang's in my asshole.


Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.5653 del
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>>5651
Are you not in her private discord server?


Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.5654 del
>>5650
that one's a 9/10 just for the black nurse


Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.5657 del
>>5648
Thanks, now I'm hungry... FOR ASS.


Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.5697 del
>>5594
Hope you guys liked my Ashley impression


Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.5710 del
>>5697
I'd be upset but very impressed if someone managed to falsify that
hit up some actress on fiverr, "hey do an impression of this youtube girl doing an impression of granny from looney tunes and then a disney villainess"


Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 19:45 [Preview] No.5723 del
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Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.5781 del
>>5723

how would you get minerva j. chapman out of that?



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