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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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NEET General #828 - Exact Body Type Edition NEET 04/17/2024 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No. 841809 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you NEETs happy with your current body?
Do you work to improve your problem areas?

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NEET 04/19/2024 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.842829 del
>>842828
You're just too dumb to keep up.


NEET 04/19/2024 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.842830 del
I only trust people who are addicted to mind-altering pills, terrorise flatmates and those who shit in frypans .


NEET 04/19/2024 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.842831 del
This cunt is making light of racemixing. Time for a new church.


NEET 04/19/2024 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.842832 del
>>842830
Based.


NEET 04/19/2024 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.842833 del
Going to have even more delta creams.



NEET General #827 - Charcuterie Board Edition NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No. 840793 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs like to put together a charcuterie board when entertaining friends and family?
What are some of your favourite things to include?

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NEET 04/17/2024 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.841848 del
@weber


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@weber


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@weber


NEET 04/17/2024 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.841851 del
@weber


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NEET General #826 - Mogged and Humbled Edition NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No. 839771 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Good on Weber for finally putting him in his place.

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NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.840836 del
BUM RASH


NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.840837 del
PINEAPPLES IN THE POKIES ONE AFTER ANOTHER ALL HIS MONEY GONE


NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.840838 del
>>840835
I hope it is true and that the mosque does burn


NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.840839 del
BIG FARTS


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NEET General #825 - Wage Stress Edition NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No. 838770 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How is a NEET meant to keep himself on track with employment?
How does he resist the urge to chuck it all in and return to the NEET life?

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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.839809 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BptQHAW2T5M [Embed]


NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.839811 del
Monk with a tan, stubbies and a 4x singlet with a handlebar mustache and driving around in a raised ss ute.


NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.839812 del
BIG WEBBY WINNINGS


NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.839813 del
CRUISEY MOGGED HARD


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NEET General #824 - Melange Edition NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No. 837734 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you ever consumed a mind expanding hallucinogen while wandering in the desert neets?

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NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.838801 del
BUM RASH


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 21:05 [Preview] No.838805 del
TUG SHOP CATASTROPHE


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.838806 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.838808 del
STINKY PECKER


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NEET General #823 - Refined Character Edition NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No. 836657 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would you NEETs consider yourselves to be of "refined character"?
Some of you seem quite coarse to be frank.

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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.837729 del
>>837706
Good luck King 👑


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.837730 del
>>837727
>salad


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.837731 del
>>837708
Well done NEET.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.837733 del
FART!!


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NEET General #822 - Space Man Edition NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No. 835649 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are they out there NEETs?

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NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.836675 del
I have "property of Weber" tagged on my arse.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.836676 del
BUM RASH


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.836677 del
weber's yellow stilettos


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NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.836679 del
fin



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NEET General #821 - Snack Edition NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No. 834645 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
They may be bad for you, but I find that a good snack can lift a NEET's mood. You NEETs should get yourselves something nice.

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NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.835669 del
>>835641
No thankfully


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.835670 del
>>835664
You're being obtuse. This is the usual bullshit where you pretend not to understand or remember what is going on around you. I am done talking to you.


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.835673 del
>>835669
I was worried they'd build all the public housing together


NEET 04/02/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.835674 del
>>835670
You're an obtuse rubber goose.


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NEET General #820 - Hot Cross Buns Edition NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No. 833643 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I hope you NEETs have a Happy Easter.

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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.834656 del
>>834654
Get some noise cancelling headphones. I use them on walks too.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.834657 del
>>834656
>headphones
I am worried about brain tumours. I don't use them. Ear buds either.


NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.834658 del
>>834655
>ABC
That is a whole other issue. They are the type of people that really upset me. Soy lefty fuckery. Just the presenter voices get me upset. The way they sound.


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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.834660 del
BUM RASH