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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36:42 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30:59.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34:36 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

A new post has been made due to the character limit.

Please join the endchan IRC in case of an emergency
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=%endchan
Edited last time by imissfather on 02/17/2020 (Mon) 07:57:17.



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NEET General #125 - UNNA knows all edition NEET 03/31/2020 (Tue) 07:36:08 [Preview] No. 122842 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Remember the 14 words
NO MEANS YES YES MEANS ANAL ALWAYS WAS ALWAYS WILL BE ABORIGINAL LAND UNNA
OLD: >>121845
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NEET 04/01/2020 (Wed) 02:29:55 [Preview] No.123232 del
>>123229
I got some Cherry Coke delivered today...


NEET 04/01/2020 (Wed) 02:31:35 [Preview] No.123234 del
>>123230
>yet
It'll hit them just a hard but it isn't funny as India.
>Modi [Prime Minister] seeks 'forgiveness' from India's poor over COVID-19 lockdown
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/modi-seeks-forgiveness-india-poor-covid-19-lockdown-200329132107033.html


NEET 04/01/2020 (Wed) 02:34:24 [Preview] No.123235 del


NEET 04/01/2020 (Wed) 02:37:13 [Preview] No.123236 del
>>123235
Cop should have billy clubbed her in the mouth at that point. Or shot her in the face.



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NEET General #124 - It's all gone Mad Edition NEET 03/30/2020 (Mon) 05:54:06 [Preview] No. 121845 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Dogs and cats lie together
Nuro made sense once
I can't see Webbys arse
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NEET 03/31/2020 (Tue) 07:36:13 [Preview] No.122843 del
penises are nice


NEET 03/31/2020 (Tue) 07:36:28 [Preview] No.122844 del
>>122839
I am though
>>122842


NEET 03/31/2020 (Tue) 07:36:40 [Preview] No.122845 del
nas boongs rise up


NEET 03/31/2020 (Tue) 07:37:03 [Preview] No.122846 del
Possum said a bad word once


NEET 03/31/2020 (Tue) 07:37:34 [Preview] No.122849 del
Bum rash ?



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NEET General #123 - NEET Council Edition NEET 03/28/2020 (Sat) 11:31:17 [Preview] No. 120841 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Council shall meet to decide your fate
OLD: >>119839
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NEET 03/30/2020 (Mon) 05:49:44 [Preview] No.121841 del
BIG SOFT NIGGER PUSSY


NEET 03/30/2020 (Mon) 05:49:57 [Preview] No.121842 del
>>121839
>Somersby


NEET 03/30/2020 (Mon) 05:50:10 [Preview] No.121843 del
>>121788
>>121792
>>121795
her parents were loaded and she was a music teacher

>>121799
yes a lot of middle aged people have trouble getting on cenno because of their "savings"


NEET 03/30/2020 (Mon) 05:50:22 [Preview] No.121844 del
>>121840
the one where karen gets blacked



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NEET General #122 - We're in the together edition NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 06:39:27 [Preview] No. 119839 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Forget those who try and pry our love apart, together we stand unna
OLD: >>118838
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NEET 03/28/2020 (Sat) 11:25:26 [Preview] No.120836 del
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Off on a holiday.


NEET 03/28/2020 (Sat) 11:27:52 [Preview] No.120837 del
Some cunt better make a new thread soon. Or I'll be making a shitty shit shit tier one.


NEET 03/28/2020 (Sat) 11:28:37 [Preview] No.120838 del
>>120580
This is true, right wingers were often defend previous forms of liberalism as some kind of high tradition without realising is, this is because around 88% of right-wingers are mongs.
>>120602
Once more I'm not invited to the cool kids party.
>>120668
I wanted a HSV Maloo as a kid.
>>120765
I wonder if Webby is on the piss tonight.


NEET 03/28/2020 (Sat) 11:29:44 [Preview] No.120839 del
>>120805
shire was an uber driver


NEET 03/28/2020 (Sat) 11:30:23 [Preview] No.120840 del
>>120836
Why the fuck are you at the airport during these times



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NEET General #121 Wank edition NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:49:34 [Preview] No. 118838 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We're all cooped up, we must release our tense juices
OLD: >>117824
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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 06:35:45 [Preview] No.119835 del
>>119814
It is divine justice for her not playing with your arse


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 06:36:09 [Preview] No.119836 del
>>119827
>put a webcam in every corner of the house
Weber did this to me


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 06:36:24 [Preview] No.119837 del
>>119830
I could keep joking and being serious but I feel it is disrespectful.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 06:36:41 [Preview] No.119838 del
>>119832
Catching the train



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NEET General #120 - Big Mouth Edition NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:09:04 [Preview] No. 117824 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What size funnel do you NEETs take?

Old Thread: >>116834
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NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:42:22 [Preview] No.118833 del
>>118830
>you would be fine.
Oh mate I am sorry but you are one of the ones we are going to lose.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:43:05 [Preview] No.118834 del
>>118832
Shit brand.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:43:06 [Preview] No.118835 del
>>118826
because that's where the state border is you mong


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:43:34 [Preview] No.118836 del
>>118832
Yeah that's a bit weird. I've had newspaper and the like fail before, but firelighters are usually pretty solid.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:47:19 [Preview] No.118837 del
NEW:
?

PECKER
AND
BUM
RASH



NEET General #119 - Everyone's Unemployed Edition NEET 03/24/2020 (Tue) 04:13:28 [Preview] No. 116834 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We were NEETs before it got trendy.
OG NEETs.
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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:24:47 [Preview] No.117832 del
5


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:25:04 [Preview] No.117833 del
GREASED FUNNELS


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:25:04 [Preview] No.117834 del
4


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:25:34 [Preview] No.117835 del
COFFEE-STAINED PECKER


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:26:13 [Preview] No.117836 del
INTERNAL BUM RASH



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NEET General #118 - Isolation Edition NEET 03/23/2020 (Mon) 06:06:57 [Preview] No. 115823 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How many of you NEETs are going into isolation mode? How will you cope?

Old Thread: >>114817
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NEET 03/24/2020 (Tue) 04:08:40 [Preview] No.116829 del
>>116818
You'll get a picture of an arse and you'll like it m8


NEET 03/24/2020 (Tue) 04:09:14 [Preview] No.116830 del
>>116822
Good work mate.


NEET 03/24/2020 (Tue) 04:09:15 [Preview] No.116831 del
>>116825
how does room by room work though if you're polishing floors and stuff? you'll see where you started and stopped


NEET 03/24/2020 (Tue) 04:09:47 [Preview] No.116832 del
>>116822
>just got a job at woolies
Why ?


NEET 03/24/2020 (Tue) 04:10:04 [Preview] No.116833 del
BUM RASH



NEET General #117 - Meme Insider Edition NEET 03/22/2020 (Sun) 08:40:45 [Preview] No. 114817 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Which meme industry magazines do you NEETs keep in touch with? Some of you post like you have never even picked one up.

Old Thread: >>113806
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NEET 03/23/2020 (Mon) 06:10:52 [Preview] No.115829 del
>>115825
and somebody with a gun can take it all from you


NEET 03/23/2020 (Mon) 06:11:07 [Preview] No.115830 del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/23/2020 (Mon) 06:11:08 [Preview] No.115831 del
bim resh


NEET 03/23/2020 (Mon) 06:11:37 [Preview] No.115832 del
BUM THRASH


NEET 03/23/2020 (Mon) 06:12:06 [Preview] No.115833 del
STINKY PECKER