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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36:42 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30:59.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34:36 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

A new post has been made due to the character limit.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 02/17/2020 (Mon) 07:57:17.



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NEET General #165 - Excitement Machine Edition NEET 05/28/2020 (Thu) 10:25:47 [Preview] No. 163027 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would friends and family describe you as an "excitement machine"?

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NEET 05/28/2020 (Thu) 17:18:19 [Preview] No.163073 del
Paper wasps.


NEET 05/28/2020 (Thu) 17:21:04 [Preview] No.163074 del
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HAND OVER THE GOON AND NO ONE GETS HURT!!!


NEET 05/28/2020 (Thu) 18:10:20 [Preview] No.163075 del
>Mr Leroy's barrister successfully submitted the entry was for a non-criminal purpose.
>"It was a commercial agreement to tie up and stroke a semi-naked man in his underpants with a broom," the lawyer said.
https://www.9news.com.au/national/man-cleared-in-griffith-sex-fantasy-machete-broom-mix-up/30142fa3-399d-437e-8dd2-baef35ba6d6c


NEET 05/28/2020 (Thu) 18:17:44 [Preview] No.163076 del
>>163075
Chicken crimpy


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NEET General #164 - Grass Fed Edition. NEET 05/27/2020 (Wed) 03:28:55 [Preview] No. 162038 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Gentle NEETs grazing trustingly on the velvety green grass of you home. How rude it shall be to be plucked from your nascent youth and packed into a truck bound for the Abbitior.
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NEET 05/28/2020 (Thu) 10:48:54 [Preview] No.163039 del
DISTENDED MONARO ANUS


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NEET 05/28/2020 (Thu) 10:49:44 [Preview] No.163041 del
>>163038
The neet who was trying to fast seven days


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NEET 05/28/2020 (Thu) 10:51:15 [Preview] No.163043 del
DIRTY OLD DUCK



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NEET General #163 - Avacado Edition NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 10:06:02 [Preview] No. 161024 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Eat them mashed on toast NEETs.

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NEET 05/27/2020 (Wed) 03:17:50 [Preview] No.162033 del
>>162031
plus residuals from re-broadcasts


NEET 05/27/2020 (Wed) 03:20:07 [Preview] No.162034 del
>>162031
Living in (((Hollywood))) would burn through that pretty fast over a few years. I would give them 5 years until their standards drop. The only celebrity I have seen manage their money well is Keanu Reeves.

>>162033
I agree that would help a lot but if they still spending big I don't see it lasting very long.


NEET 05/27/2020 (Wed) 03:20:21 [Preview] No.162035 del
NEW BREAD NEEDED


NEET 05/27/2020 (Wed) 03:22:13 [Preview] No.162036 del
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 05/27/2020 (Wed) 03:24:07 [Preview] No.162037 del
>>162032
Once the seven day fast is complete, I will change to having one meal a day at dinner time. At the start of last year I would only have one meal per day at dinner time and it worked very well in helping me lose weight, just a pack of two minute noodles with an egg mixed in is all I had. But then during midway last year I got addicted to UberEats and it set a bad trend and made me put on weight



NEET General #162 - Staunch Edition NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:18:39 [Preview] No. 160025 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You wanna get BASED?
You gotta get that slack.

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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 10:09:49 [Preview] No.161030 del
ANAL GNOME INSERTION


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 10:11:24 [Preview] No.161034 del
UPGRADED TURTLE HABITAT


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 10:13:31 [Preview] No.161036 del
MYSTERIOUS FLIRTING RESUMPTION


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 10:14:20 [Preview] No.161037 del
BOLD, HANDSOME MALLARD


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 10:14:42 [Preview] No.161038 del
CLOACA RASH



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NEET General #161 - Week Ending Edition NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:25:49 [Preview] No. 159020 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What plans have you NEETs got for the weekend?

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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:18:53 [Preview] No.160026 del
>>160020
I knew of gift card but not the hard drive. The hard drive was very a thoughtful gift to him.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:19:42 [Preview] No.160027 del
>>160021
>My gook nights are integral to this board
Find some better quality ones.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:19:57 [Preview] No.160028 del
BUM RASH


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NEET General #160 - Bedroom Duck Edition NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:32:25 [Preview] No. 158011 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
All true NEETs love Mallards.

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NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:21:05 [Preview] No.159018 del
>>159016
this was the early 90s and we would all sit at the dining room table for dinner and the news would be on. Dinner banter often turned into a 3-on-1 pile-on, as it did in this case.


NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:25:23 [Preview] No.159019 del
>>158996
I like to do my carpentry and power tool use naked. Keeps me sharp.


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NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:26:38 [Preview] No.159022 del
>>159017
The nike sneakers are a nice touch. He obviously needs them for his active lifestyle.


NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:26:52 [Preview] No.159024 del
Having a beer.



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NEET General #159 - Uninspiring Bulge Edition NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:05:17 [Preview] No. 157008 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is that all there is?

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NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:36:00 [Preview] No.158018 del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:36:28 [Preview] No.158019 del
STINKY PECKER RASH


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:36:46 [Preview] No.158021 del
OVERWEIGHT MALLARD


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:53:03 [Preview] No.158415 del
MALLARD FEATHER ANAL CLEANING DEVICE



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NEET General #158 - Mallard Edition NEET 05/16/2020 (Sat) 13:30:53 [Preview] No. 156009 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Feed me caramel popcorn.

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NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:12:40 [Preview] No.157014 del
>>156995
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:13:23 [Preview] No.157015 del
>>157014
Good night.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:13:42 [Preview] No.157016 del
>>157007
Well, in victoria, we require that they be prepared by covid positive workers.


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NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:14:14 [Preview] No.157018 del
SENSUAL MALLARD FEATHER OILING



NEET General #157 - Happy Nirthday Webby NEET 05/14/2020 (Thu) 16:14:55 [Preview] No. 154983 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Teh thread you should have gotted.

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NEET 05/16/2020 (Sat) 13:32:00 [Preview] No.156012 del
VILE PECKER


NEET 05/16/2020 (Sat) 13:32:12 [Preview] No.156013 del
BUM FINGER


NEET 05/16/2020 (Sat) 13:32:41 [Preview] No.156014 del
BUM RASHER FED TO TURTLE


NEET 05/16/2020 (Sat) 13:32:58 [Preview] No.156015 del
fin