Things got so bad we had to catch mice and bugs that found their way into the house.
Each morning I'd jump out of bed and check the traps for fresh rats and roaches to nibble on and any leftovers we gave to the dog so he could generate more semen for us to eat.
Around this time everyone was in the same boat with over wanked dogs and empty bug traps and nothing would stop a hungry boy from jumping over your fence to suck off your dog.