NEET
06/13/2023 (Tue) 23:55
No.714261
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Thing I saw on 4chan with no source, but I believe it.
>Coffee (both caffeinated and decaf) increases masturbation behavior leading to risk of Cynosis
>Tests were conducted on adults ranging from 18 - 26
>Each subject was given 3 cups of coffee per day 7 days a week
>Other symptoms include: Headache, nausea, vomiting, Munchausen syndrome, and Acute Hygienic Arrest
>Subject showed signs of perverted behavior, laziness, and weight gain within the span of 1 - 3 months
>Coffee (both caffeinated and decaf) increases masturbation behavior leading to risk of Cynosis
>Tests were conducted on adults ranging from 18 - 26
>Each subject was given 3 cups of coffee per day 7 days a week
>Other symptoms include: Headache, nausea, vomiting, Munchausen syndrome, and Acute Hygienic Arrest
>Subject showed signs of perverted behavior, laziness, and weight gain within the span of 1 - 3 months