NEET 06/27/2023 (Tue) 07:03 No.719322 del
>>719307
A neet was once employed as a henchman. Mad villains tend to have very short attention spans and forget they've even hired you, you sit around all day doing nothing, then one day they storm in and send everyone on a bizarre and poorly concieved adventure. The hero beats you up in a halfhearted fashion because they don't want the villain to get better henchmen, so you ask go back to the lair to watch TV while the villain runs away sooking and isn't seen for a month.
You've got to feed the cat and water pot plants.