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mumsie says her neighbours are going to europe with their sub two year old infant. she wants to give them her meme travellers security luggage with the fswr in the handles and the x-ray proof credit card holders and such. The whole affair is retarded to begin with and she wants to overlay maximum cringe but they will probably love her paranoid boomer trinkets and they will get to some kind of zoomer NPC full retard tourist nexus with her gifted slash proof bags and RFID sheilded underpants. The just moved into the 800K house enext door and one tenth of their walls are builders underlay plastic and the backyard is fallow weeds but shit lets spend our four weeks annual wageslave temporary hiatus haemmoraging aussie dollars in eurodisney world. Pah. I'm rolling for the GFC 2.0 and nigger chimpouts, then these morons will really see what the world is like.