Good morning NEET bros! WagonRider has risen from his month long goon slumber. First morning without a hangover in almost 30 days, feeling like a normal person again.
No more manual breathing, no more crippling anxiety, no more worrying about a stroke or seizure. We are so fucking back.

There is so much to be ticked off the list. So much to catch up on. So far to climb.
I'm fuelled by hatred of my own decadence and Coles organic instants. I am ready. I will push that boulder, I will ride the tiger out of the Kali Yuga, I am Sun and Steel, I am the ouroborus biting itself to break the cycle.
The faqir takes the narrow road, burn an offering!