At a reputable herder co.
Had to waddle with my arse clenched back past the managers to the shitter 5 mins after going the first time.
Let out a monster slop kfc grog bog. Minimal skiddies from the unanounced fart.
Need to go back again in a sec. Hiding in the foyer. Planning my attack. I hope noone uses it any time soon.
Its still gurgling.