Back from the shopping expedition.
I had planned to buy a new phone today - $399 from JB Hi-Fi.
I was happy paying that price, but looking at ozbargain this morning before I left I saw JB is having a 5% discount on all phones just for today. $20 off, thank you.
And then when I checked the JB website to make sure the phone I wanted was still in stock at my local store, I saw that they had just added a free $100 JB gift card offer for buying the phone.
And I would have paid the $399 happily with none of that, but instead I only paid $380 and got a $100 gift card too.
It was a good day. I don't know what I will spend my gift card on yet.
I got served by a negro who took ages out the back to get my phone and he was mumbling a lot and I didn't understand everything he said.
Luckily he passed me off to the competent white dude when putting through the discount and setting up the gift card was too much for him.
The universe is aligning for me. My hard work is being rewarded. We are on the upswing NEETs. Winning.
You have to pay attention to the omens.