AI sucks

Weber the red-nosed man,
Had a nose that shone so bright.
With a glow that lit up the land,
And guided travelers through the night.

All of the other men,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Weber join in,
On any of their manly games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
'Weber with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?'