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Detective Detergent Jones was known throughout the city as the best detective around. His sharp wit and keen eye for detail always led to solving even the most complex of cases. His catchphrase, 'Nothing gets past detective Jones,' had become a household saying, as everyone knew that if anyone could solve a mystery, it was him.
One day, a strange case fell onto Detergent's desk. The owner of a local diner had called in a panic, claiming that someone had pooped in their frying pan. The diner owner, Mr. Smith, was beside himself, unable to understand who would do such a disgusting thing.
Detergent arrived at the diner and was immediately hit with the foul smell of feces. He approached Mr. Smith, who was looking pale and nauseous. 'What happened here, Mr. Smith?' Detergent asked, trying not to let the smell get to him.
'I have no idea, detective. I closed up the diner last night and everything was clean. When I came in this morning, I found the poop in the frying pan. I don't understand who would do such a thing,' Mr. Smith explained, still looking green.