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NEET General #159 - Uninspiring Bulge Edition NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:05:17 [Preview] No. 157008
Is that all there is?

Old Thread: >>156009


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:15:10 [Preview] No.157019 del
I heard rumours that they might be a religious group
It's just rumours might or might not be true
Btw aren't they destroying the earth more by eating more plants?
I know we evolved to eat vegetables and meat to even it out like ying and yang, about balance
However vegans eating more plants should be a dangerous tactic


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:18:13 [Preview] No.157020 del
Monaro keeps sending me lemur photos


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:19:10 [Preview] No.157021 del
>>157008
Be grateful for what you have. Because of my executive lifestyle, I haven't seen my neetstick in years.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:20:09 [Preview] No.157022 del
>High flying executive retires from executive lifestyle so he can see his neetstick more often.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:21:00 [Preview] No.157023 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:22:17 [Preview] No.157024 del
>>157023
God natt mine venner.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:25:18 [Preview] No.157025 del
>>157023
Gook night.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:35:45 [Preview] No.157026 del
>>157008
>>157009
Very nice. Second image never gets old.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:36:24 [Preview] No.157027 del
lots of neet wind today


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:36:31 [Preview] No.157028 del
>>157021
Can you at least feel it?


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:38:48 [Preview] No.157029 del
>>157023
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:46:39 [Preview] No.157030 del
Gonna go to bed and spend some quality time with my neetstick.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 11:49:52 [Preview] No.157031 del
>>157030
Good night NEET. Sleep tight and have fun.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:02:25 [Preview] No.157032 del
That cat was put down this evening.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:06:59 [Preview] No.157033 del
>>157032
Well I am sorry for your loss. Are you going to get him in a urn?


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:07:32 [Preview] No.157034 del
>>157033
No, I told them to throw him out.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:12:25 [Preview] No.157035 del
It honestly worries me the day I have will put my dog down when she can't see or she injures herself as the breed is known to do. I heard a nice saying the other day that animals appreciate the time you spend with them from day you meet them to the last day. Knowing happiness that you loved them until the end.

>>157034
You shouldn't waste good compost. That picture of the plant the other day I showed grew so well because we used as a burial ground for a few animals.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:12:54 [Preview] No.157036 del
Well that's me done. Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:14:15 [Preview] No.157037 del
>>157036
Good night NEET


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:16:07 [Preview] No.157038 del
My chair is making worrying protests about the load it is forced to bear.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:19:10 [Preview] No.157039 del
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NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:22:31 [Preview] No.157041 del
there are too many narky people in the world, they need to chill


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:23:03 [Preview] No.157042 del
>>157038
you need an executive chair for your executive frame


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:26:24 [Preview] No.157043 del
webby


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:37:47 [Preview] No.157044 del
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FUCK


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:39:56 [Preview] No.157045 del
>>157040
That's kinda how I do it, I strap myself underneath people's car and when the moment is right I thrust my dick violently all the way up past the seats and into their assholes. I never miss


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:46:40 [Preview] No.157046 del
>>157045
NK you boong.


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NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 12:49:28 [Preview] No.157048 del
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NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 14:15:41 [Preview] No.157049 del
RACE WAR!!!


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 14:20:42 [Preview] No.157050 del
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RAY SWORE!


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 14:23:43 [Preview] No.157051 del
MALLARDS ARE JUST DUCKS!!!


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 14:25:39 [Preview] No.157052 del
The Mallard is a noble and majestic creature, imbued with ancient mystery and raw sensual energy.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 14:27:13 [Preview] No.157053 del
>>157052
IT'S A DUCK!!!


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 14:51:39 [Preview] No.157054 del
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Imagine those flailing arms and mindless shrieking as you fuck it up the ass


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 15:16:28 [Preview] No.157055 del
>>157051
Mallard is what happens to ducks when put on the grill


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 15:25:43 [Preview] No.157056 del
>>157055
Moderately punned.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 15:35:14 [Preview] No.157057 del
Weber performed the Maillard reaction on my arse once


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 15:50:28 [Preview] No.157058 del
teste


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 19:42:40 [Preview] No.157059 del
Morning neets. What's the breakfast of neet champions this morning?


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 20:25:27 [Preview] No.157060 del
>>157044
playing with her food, stupid clip


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 20:26:16 [Preview] No.157061 del
The experienced NEET will recognize the early stages of scurvy and know what to do.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:00:33 [Preview] No.157062 del
>>157012
The Mallard does not give his seed to quacks.
>>157018


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:01:13 [Preview] No.157063 del


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:07:47 [Preview] No.157064 del
Good morning friends.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:08:20 [Preview] No.157065 del
>>157059
Morning.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:08:41 [Preview] No.157066 del
>>157061
Eating Monaro will prevent scurvy.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:09:20 [Preview] No.157067 del
>>157059
I think I may go get a breaky burger.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:28:57 [Preview] No.157068 del


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:30:05 [Preview] No.157069 del
G'morning NEETs
Yesterday I only had one (1) joint at 8pm.
I'm a good boy.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:33:57 [Preview] No.157070 del
Morning NEEToes.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:39:50 [Preview] No.157071 del
>>157070
>>157069
Good morning.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:40:46 [Preview] No.157072 del
>>157069
You're a good boy.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:43:19 [Preview] No.157073 del
Get to work from home today.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RWLBPIIhiaw [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:50:12 [Preview] No.157074 del
Getting peckish.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:55:39 [Preview] No.157075 del
WAKE UP NEETS


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 21:56:04 [Preview] No.157076 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DKUW6FxYML0 [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 22:10:46 [Preview] No.157077 del
>37 minutes ago


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 22:13:53 [Preview] No.157078 del
>>157067
If it's from macca's, be sure to ask for a side of coronavirus.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 22:14:45 [Preview] No.157079 del
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Worried about how bloodshot my eyes always look.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 22:15:11 [Preview] No.157080 del
>>157078
I will go to HJ's.
SA doesn't have your viral diseases.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 22:15:36 [Preview] No.157081 del
>>157079
Get some eye drops, or make your own.
Just saltwater.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 22:30:20 [Preview] No.157082 del
>>157081
>saltwater
Can I just use semen?


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 22:32:50 [Preview] No.157083 del
>>157082
YOu can use mine.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 22:33:26 [Preview] No.157084 del
>>157082
NO
Only top quality boong piss is good enough for your eyes


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 22:57:28 [Preview] No.157086 del
I am disappointed in Hungry Jacks.
Their Breaky stacker falls short of their big breaky roll.
They are essentially the same thing, although the roll had an extra egg.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 22:59:45 [Preview] No.157087 del
Just had a tbone steak for breakfast, fucking delicious and pink and juicy.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:01:34 [Preview] No.157088 del
>>157087
Any trimmings?


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:06:31 [Preview] No.157089 del
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NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:07:27 [Preview] No.157090 del
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MUH BARLEY


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:07:40 [Preview] No.157091 del
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Do not fuck
With the duck


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:09:46 [Preview] No.157092 del
>>157088
Well, I trimmed the fat off. Some of it.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:10:23 [Preview] No.157093 del
>>157059
Good morning. Start your day with a shot of whisky like a REAL man


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:12:25 [Preview] No.157094 del
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NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:12:25 [Preview] No.157095 del
>>157093
>a REAL man
Rule 27.1b
No REAL men have,will or may post on /ausneets/ ever.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:12:28 [Preview] No.157096 del
>>157093
Post an image of this shot you're starting the day with neet.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:14:03 [Preview] No.157097 del
>The virgin hj breaky roll vs the chad tbone breakfast


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:15:31 [Preview] No.157098 del
Do any other NEETs skip breakfast?
tfw I keep not doing NEET things


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:20:31 [Preview] No.157100 del
If I kept whisky in the house it'd be all gone before breakfast.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:21:28 [Preview] No.157101 del
>>157086
>breaky
I just looked on HJ's website and it appears they no longer sell the big >breaky roll


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:22:50 [Preview] No.157102 del


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:23:22 [Preview] No.157103 del
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NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:24:23 [Preview] No.157104 del
>>157054
>>157059
>>157064
>>157069
>>157070
>>157071
>>157074
>>157075
>>157085
>>157090
>>157091
Good morning NEETs. Up late and helped mummybot with the return and earn (can recycling) this morning after walking the dog.

>>157098
I can't do anything if I don't have breakfast as my brain wanders.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:25:32 [Preview] No.157105 del


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:27:15 [Preview] No.157106 del
C H I N K E D
>'No friend of ours': Unprecedented attack by Australia's biggest trading partner as they slap a devastating 80 per cent tariff on our drought-ravaged farmers - sending a chill through the $60BILLION agricultural industry
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8333265/Chinas-2billion-barley-payback-Communist-state-says-Australia-NEVER-friendly.html


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:27:44 [Preview] No.157107 del
>>157103
bunger and mash


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:28:52 [Preview] No.157108 del
>>157107
banga de mash


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:29:22 [Preview] No.157109 del
>>157108
buggademoosh


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:30:03 [Preview] No.157110 del
>>157104
G'morning m8.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:31:33 [Preview] No.157111 del
WHy are cast iron pans so damn expensive?


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:32:35 [Preview] No.157112 del
>>157111
Because they last forever


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:32:53 [Preview] No.157113 del
>>157111
Because they're cast in a foundry. An aluminium pan is just a sheet of aluminium pressed over a die with a hydraulic ram.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:35:00 [Preview] No.157114 del
Interesting:
>How funeral homes are getting JobKeeper support as demand for their services slumps 50% - because the coronavirus actually means far FEWER people are dying
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8327473/Funeral-directors-applying-JobKeeper-people-dying-COVID-19-pandemic.html


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:35:38 [Preview] No.157115 del
Looks like my local has reopened for meals.
Noice.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:35:45 [Preview] No.157116 del
>Do someone forgot to renew the Norton360 subscription?
>>Lucky Bag of Charms, Éire, 45 minutes ago
>Hackers disrupt COVID-19 research by remotely hijacking supercomputers across Europe to steal computing power for cryptocurrency mining
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8332759/Hackers-disrupt-COVID-19-research-remotely-hijacking-supercomputers-cryptocurrency-mining.html


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:36:27 [Preview] No.157117 del
>>157115
One has opened near me but last time I had salt and pepper calamari I got sick. It is frozen so I don't know how that happens.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:36:54 [Preview] No.157118 del
>>157117
> It is frozen so I don't know how that happens.
thawed and refroze


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:38:47 [Preview] No.157119 del
>>157118
I got the worst food poisoning of my life from spag bog my m8 made while we were drinking.
Turned out he'd thawed and refrozen the mince 3 or 4 times.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:38:50 [Preview] No.157120 del
>>157118
It is typically fried, so shouldn't the batter be applied reasonably fresh. They also fucked up mummybot order once when she order a toasted sandwich, which was pre-made but needed to be toasted. I wouldn't mind going out for breakfast one day though.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:39:25 [Preview] No.157121 del
>>157119
>he'd thawed and refrozen the mince 3 or 4 times.
Jesus.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:41:26 [Preview] No.157122 del
>>157120
My local does a steak and chips lunch for $15.
It's rarely great but it's always decent.
>>157121
I was so fucking sick,both ends exploding for 36 hours.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:42:49 [Preview] No.157123 del
Oh, and 25 years later the rotten mince cook is actually a chef,lol.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:43:07 [Preview] No.157124 del
God i miss Nuro


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:43:52 [Preview] No.157125 del
>>157115
What will you be getting? Chicken parmy or the calamari rings?

>>157119
Kek


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:44:34 [Preview] No.157126 del
>>157125
Steak and chips with mushroom sauce


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:47:12 [Preview] No.157127 del
>>157122
>>157123
What restaurant does he work at?


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:47:58 [Preview] No.157128 del
>>157126
Rare, medium or well-done?


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:52:11 [Preview] No.157129 del
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10 minutes to go


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:59:14 [Preview] No.157130 del
>>157129
37 years to stream a concert. Thanks NBN.


NEET 05/18/2020 (Mon) 23:59:39 [Preview] No.157131 del
>>157106
I thought there was a harvest shortage and we were all going to starve to death. Now they're saying they can't even sell the grain.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:00:49 [Preview] No.157132 del
>>157131
The media just receives their talking points each day and expects you not to notice the changes in narrative.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:02:09 [Preview] No.157133 del
>>157127
Somewhere in Armadale,should really find out to make sure I don't eat there.
>>157128
Rare of course, I am a civilized human being.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:07:50 [Preview] No.157134 del
I'm off to the Boong Semen Warehouse
Anyone want anything?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:08:10 [Preview] No.157135 del
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>There are neets here who DON'T eat their steaks blue rare


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:15:32 [Preview] No.157136 del
>>157112
>>157113
Got my eye on this. Have ordered through this site before with no probs.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:18:19 [Preview] No.157137 del
>>157135
I just tell them to wipe both ends of the cow and walk it slowly past a candle.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:20:18 [Preview] No.157138 del
>>157136
Make sure you season it properly.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:26:56 [Preview] No.157139 del
Zoom host dropped out.
We've been without a lecturer for like 15 mins.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:27:31 [Preview] No.157140 del
>>157098
I normally just have coffee and regularly miss lunch as well.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:28:18 [Preview] No.157141 del
>>157101
Yes, I feel violated.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:31:56 [Preview] No.157142 del
>>157134
30kg of rice please.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:33:55 [Preview] No.157143 del
>>157130
Top kek

>>157133
You owe him a negative Yelp review for sure. Chicken or plain salt on the chips?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:34:15 [Preview] No.157144 del
God morgen mine venner.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:35:43 [Preview] No.157145 del
>>157114
There would have to be less than average road fatalities these past few months, so makes sense less people are dying out there


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:40:27 [Preview] No.157146 del
>>157138
Pretty they're sold pre-seasoned

>>157137
I'd really like to try steak tartare one day

>>157144
Hello


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:44:47 [Preview] No.157147 del
Hullo Neets.

What have i missed ?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:46:33 [Preview] No.157148 del
>>157146
>Pretty they're sold pre-seasoned
Doesn't hurt to do it again, and maintain it: https://youtube.com/watch?v=KLGSLCaksdY [Embed]

Some also come with a coat of wax you will need to remove via heating anyway.

Also note the part where she puts it in the oven upside down. That's so the oil doesn't pool in the bottom.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:48:01 [Preview] No.157149 del
>>157147
Good morning Nuro. You need to read the posts you miss.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:48:18 [Preview] No.157150 del
>>157144
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:51:11 [Preview] No.157151 del
>>157140
It's ok, some of us are eating enough for 6, so it all evens out.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:55:14 [Preview] No.157152 del
>>157143
Chicken salt,I shouldn't have any but chips without salt is just wrong.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:55:37 [Preview] No.157153 del
>>157144
Howdy m8


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 00:59:06 [Preview] No.157154 del
The leg of ham should last two weeks, right?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:00:12 [Preview] No.157155 del
>>157064
Good morning my Mallard.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:00:30 [Preview] No.157156 del
>>157154
Do you have a vinegar soaked fabric bag to store it in?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:00:37 [Preview] No.157157 del
>>157067
>breaky


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:02:35 [Preview] No.157158 del
>>157086
>Breaky
>Breaky


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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:06:04 [Preview] No.157160 del


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:06:31 [Preview] No.157161 del
>>157136
You can get one of them for half that price.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:07:39 [Preview] No.157162 del
>>157147
>What have i missed ?
Read the posts you have missed.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:15:46 [Preview] No.157163 del
Having a wank.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:16:49 [Preview] No.157164 del
>>157163
Your image didn't upload.


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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:33:58 [Preview] No.157166 del
Ahem
NIGGERS


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:35:31 [Preview] No.157167 del
I am deeply concerned over the lack of NEET arse surveillance.
Are we safe if our arses are not observed 24/7?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:36:04 [Preview] No.157168 del
chunky pepper steak pie, chocolate doughnut, and stout for lunch


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:36:29 [Preview] No.157169 del
>>157168
I've got a tear&share


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:45:20 [Preview] No.157170 del
>>157148
Cheers. I already have some experience seasoning non-stick pans with the carbon-steel wok I bought a while ago

>>157152
>just wrong
Certainly is

>>157157
>>157158
I beat you to it ;)

>>157161
Where from?

>>157168
I've been sipping whisky since 9am


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:47:38 [Preview] No.157171 del
The op shop?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:49:44 [Preview] No.157172 del
Fucking excellent,found a place that still stocks the boots I wear.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:50:37 [Preview] No.157173 del
>>157172
Buy multiple pairs.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:52:39 [Preview] No.157174 del
>>157173
I may well do,the last pair lasted 4 years and I was worried they'd stopped making them.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:52:55 [Preview] No.157175 del
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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:55:02 [Preview] No.157176 del
>>157149
>>157162
i am simply too busy ATM

imagine being a wagie


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:55:51 [Preview] No.157177 del
>>157146
I've had horse mettwurst, tasted a bit like roo imo.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:56:20 [Preview] No.157178 del
>>157155
Sup quacker.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:56:56 [Preview] No.157179 del
>>157175
La di da.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:57:26 [Preview] No.157180 del
On my break in the training.
This is worse than going to work.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:57:39 [Preview] No.157181 del
>>157179
>La di da
>workboots
What the fuck are you on about?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:58:13 [Preview] No.157182 del
>>157181
Thongs and socks are good enough.
You don't need two hundred dollar shoes.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 01:59:41 [Preview] No.157183 del
>>157182
Maybe if you never leave your house and your a poor cunt you don't.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:00:26 [Preview] No.157184 del
>>157178
xx 🦆🦆🦆


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:00:58 [Preview] No.157185 del
>>157181
You are taking his remarks too seriously m8.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:01:30 [Preview] No.157186 del
>>157185
No, he's the narky cunt who shits on anybody who buys something nice.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:02:30 [Preview] No.157187 del
>>157186
He is The Mallard.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:04:06 [Preview] No.157188 del
>>157176
good, things are better without you


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:04:38 [Preview] No.157189 del
>>157176
>i am simply too busy ATM
ATM = ass to mouth


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:05:29 [Preview] No.157190 del
>>157189
Poorly bantered.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:05:40 [Preview] No.157191 del
Got the stew in the slow cooker. I'll add the diced ham later.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:06:17 [Preview] No.157192 del
Mallards are just ducks. Fight me.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:06:28 [Preview] No.157193 del
>>157190
nobody elected you banter adjudicator


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:06:34 [Preview] No.157194 del
>>157191
It smells wonderful.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:06:55 [Preview] No.157195 del
So sick of flies in the house.Going to buy one of them electronic bug zappers, you know the kind that shines neon blue


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:07:31 [Preview] No.157196 del
>>157193
It is a hereditary position.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:07:36 [Preview] No.157197 del
>>157190
Poorly bantered.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:08:09 [Preview] No.157198 del
>>157194
My fingers always smell like garlic for the next few days no matter how much I wash them. I kind of like but also hate that.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:08:55 [Preview] No.157199 del
Anyone know of any online PC hardware suppliers that offer Afterpay?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:10:16 [Preview] No.157200 del
>>157199
Pretty sure Umart does, if that's the sort of place you mean.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:14:35 [Preview] No.157201 del
>>157198
I have a box of latex gloves in my kitchen cupboard but I always forget to use them.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:16:31 [Preview] No.157202 del
>>157201
*sniffs my fingers*
Ah, smells like garlic.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:19:59 [Preview] No.157203 del
>>157202
*sniffs my fingers*
Ah, smells like whore.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:21:21 [Preview] No.157204 del
>>157172
RM Williams?

>>157191
You sir are a stew connoisseur


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:29:14 [Preview] No.157205 del
>>157188
lol its gonna end with just your multiple personalities posting here just like that huge party over 16chan *crickets*


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:29:42 [Preview] No.157206 del
>>157200
They only have ZipPay which is different. Thanks anyway


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:29:46 [Preview] No.157207 del
>>157189
accurate


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:31:06 [Preview] No.157208 del
>>157193
i being the most popular NEET declare you to be the Chief Adjudicator of the Ministry of Banter


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:31:22 [Preview] No.157209 del
>>157206
You shouldn't be buying things if you don't have the money up front.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:34:11 [Preview] No.157210 del
>>157206
My bad, I didn't know there was a difference or if it was just an umbrella term for it. Good luck.
>>157204
Stews are just easy to make in the slow cooker for a lazy person like me.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:35:14 [Preview] No.157211 del
>>157198
Ever tried one of them stainless steel 'soap' bars? They're supposed to get rid of such smells.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:36:30 [Preview] No.157212 del
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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:36:51 [Preview] No.157213 del
>>157195
I like the noises they made.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:38:10 [Preview] No.157214 del
>>157211
No, but I'll have a look into it.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:38:24 [Preview] No.157215 del
>it's a nuro didn't get the attention he desperately craves so he acts the cunt episode


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:40:13 [Preview] No.157216 del
>>157205
I'd much prefer a circle jerk than your sloppy wristies


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:41:24 [Preview] No.157217 del
>>157205
>multiple personalities
You've said that to several NEETs.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:42:35 [Preview] No.157218 del
>>157209
>>157210
ZipPay is line of credit, they'll give you a grand even if you're on Cenno. Afterpay splits the total into 4 fortnightly payments and if you have nothing in your account the day you place the order then it won't go through.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:46:08 [Preview] No.157219 del
Someone fingered my dirk.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:57:14 [Preview] No.157220 del
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1258580078218412033

Same price as 'Express' post from Australia Post.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:57:35 [Preview] No.157221 del
Just got my super. Does anyone know how much money you can have in your bank account before you get in trouble with cenno ?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:58:59 [Preview] No.157222 del
>>157221
Don't know about Cenno, but put the money in a term deposit or something and don't touch it. I guarantee you'll just spend it if you leave it in a regular account associated with a debit card or whatever.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 02:59:10 [Preview] No.157223 del
>>157221
I have $19,000 in the bank and everything is fine with Cenno I hope


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:02:41 [Preview] No.157224 del
Sometimes if I'm in a rush and there's a long queue to turn left at the roundabout, I take the right hand lane, and go around the roundabout one and a quarter times, making everyone give way to me.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:09:11 [Preview] No.157225 del
>>157224
You boong


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:09:41 [Preview] No.157226 del
>>157203
Your fingers smell like my semen


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:10:09 [Preview] No.157227 del
The arse gnomes won't give me access to the footage of my arse.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:12:35 [Preview] No.157228 del
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>>157227
I got you covered bro


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:18:12 [Preview] No.157229 del
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>>157222
i already bought an 8k electric bike

>>157223
thanks. i hope so too


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:19:31 [Preview] No.157230 del
>>157223
I think you can have up to $300,000 before they start bothering you.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:21:42 [Preview] No.157231 del
>>157230
Not when you sign on, I had to wait 16 weeks for 42K


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:22:46 [Preview] No.157232 del
>>157229
well that was a smart investment


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:23:51 [Preview] No.157233 del
>>157232
thanks. I bought some great toilet drugs with the other2k


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:25:05 [Preview] No.157234 del
>>157231
yeah I got fuck all when I tried to apply with ~$65k in cash and a recent brand new Commodore purchase
almost like they want to punish people who actually did the right thing and worked before becoming unemployed


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:27:22 [Preview] No.157235 del
>>157233
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||........... 72%
your Ass - Kicking is now downloading Mutha FUcka
Stupid Ass


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:28:47 [Preview] No.157236 del
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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:31:00 [Preview] No.157237 del
>>157236
haha garfelf


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:31:56 [Preview] No.157238 del
>>157229
Do you have insurance for it? You will crash it while drunk one day.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:32:08 [Preview] No.157239 del
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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:32:32 [Preview] No.157240 del
>>157238
Hope there are no Asian taxi drivers for him to crash into nearby.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:35:14 [Preview] No.157241 del
>>157238
and when the battery dies in a year or two he can throw it on the pile with his other 30 bicycles


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:35:59 [Preview] No.157242 del
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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:36:46 [Preview] No.157244 del
>>157242
Well bantered.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:37:30 [Preview] No.157245 del
>>157230
Weber once bothered my arse for 300,000 consecutive seconds


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:38:51 [Preview] No.157246 del
>>157245
>bothered
You enjoyed it.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:39:52 [Preview] No.157247 del
I begin to doubt some of these NEET/arse related claims.
One man can only observe so many arses no matter how talented.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:42:10 [Preview] No.157248 del
I have observed three (3) arses this year.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:42:47 [Preview] No.157249 del
>>157248
Only one was quality.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:45:52 [Preview] No.157250 del
Mallard shit all over the sheets again.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:46:26 [Preview] No.157251 del
>>157249
This is true.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:46:26 [Preview] No.157252 del
>>157245
That is almost 3.5 days.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:47:00 [Preview] No.157253 del
>>157252
Thank you for working that out
I wanted to but am lazy


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:47:04 [Preview] No.157254 del
>>157250
Euthanize it.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:47:24 [Preview] No.157255 del
>>157233
accurate


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:47:59 [Preview] No.157257 del
>>157242
< audible chuckle


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:56:23 [Preview] No.157258 del
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>>157256
I got DSP for my duck


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 03:58:00 [Preview] No.157259 del
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might add beans to my stew


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:00:27 [Preview] No.157260 del


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:00:31 [Preview] No.157261 del
>>157259
The musical fruit.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:02:08 [Preview] No.157262 del
>>157259
I had bean stew for dinner last night.
Was quite good.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:03:40 [Preview] No.157263 del


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:04:51 [Preview] No.157264 del
>>157187
Mallard droppings on all.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:05:57 [Preview] No.157265 del
>>157264
Shits in his own nest too.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:06:52 [Preview] No.157266 del
Ashley posted another pic last night.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:07:19 [Preview] No.157267 del


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:08:25 [Preview] No.157268 del
>>157265
Does not.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:08:42 [Preview] No.157269 del
On my lunch break.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:09:03 [Preview] No.157270 del
Today is boring.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:09:18 [Preview] No.157271 del
>>157269
Are you being sociable?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:09:22 [Preview] No.157272 del
>>157269
Pics please.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:10:29 [Preview] No.157273 del
>>157270
That's every day.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:17:59 [Preview] No.157274 del
People using zoom are funny.
The host keeps bringing up a page with his IP.
Two people haven't turned their screens and mics off.
I think one's having a sesh, she's coughing a lot.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:18:16 [Preview] No.157275 del
>>157271
I'm talking to you aren't I?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:18:33 [Preview] No.157276 del
>>157272
I'm just having a coffee.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:22:49 [Preview] No.157277 del
>>157276
orally?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:29:21 [Preview] No.157278 del
>>157266
who?

>>157259
baked or non-baked?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:29:58 [Preview] No.157279 del
>>157275
Just mindless quacking.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:30:18 [Preview] No.157280 del
>>157278
Kidney beans.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:40:11 [Preview] No.157281 del
>>157280
I've heard if you add tinned bean to a slow cooked-stew too early they'll become tough


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:46:06 [Preview] No.157282 del
>>157281
Not really, they get mushy though. I'll be adding them at the end and just wait until they're heated through.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:48:40 [Preview] No.157283 del
>>157243
i heard he's calling nuro


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:56:34 [Preview] No.157284 del
>>157239
Takes about a week and will then take another week to hit the account.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:57:47 [Preview] No.157285 del
paid my water bill


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 04:58:23 [Preview] No.157286 del
>>157274
>I think one's having a sesh, she's coughing a lot.
She might be gone soon.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:00:57 [Preview] No.157287 del
>>157285
Based and responsiblepilled.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:04:39 [Preview] No.157288 del
>>157284
Yep about 10 days ish

Wew long day at work. Seems like i am wearing the hats of bike mechanic, audio eng, DJ, machinitst, Videographer, Editor, Marketing, computer repair and floor cleaner / janitor.

Im of to take the lectric bike to beach and drink some goon. I feel like splashing out on some thai food later.

later neets.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:05:04 [Preview] No.157289 del
>>157247
He's a super snooper.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:05:04 [Preview] No.157290 del
UoN has an IT minor within the BA, I'm wondering how useful that could actually be.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:10:07 [Preview] No.157291 del
>>157288
Have a nice time Nuro.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:16:39 [Preview] No.157292 del
>>157288
Good luck have fun.

>>157290
If the IT majors that I have seen so far and please take no offense are as dumb as they are you should sail through fine. I mean dumb in the context of asking the most stupid questions without any independent study. A BA degree shows that you have some proficiency in English but I doubt the IT part would be enough for a job beyond the help desk. I would do the course and start with IT to see if you like the introduction courses. Then if you do well switch over to the degree. I don't think I could honestly handle the lefties in a BA, as I would sit there because I would say something unintentionally that triggers them.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:19:04 [Preview] No.157293 del
paid my argoshield 52 bill.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:20:03 [Preview] No.157294 del
Arse gnomes are sneaking into my room and recording my arse while I sleep.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:23:05 [Preview] No.157295 del
Smiths Chips (including Doritos, Red Rock Deli, Twisties and Grainwaves) are made in SA BEST A.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:28:36 [Preview] No.157296 del
>>157285
nap time


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:32:15 [Preview] No.157297 del
>>157294
I enjoy the footage tbh


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:32:33 [Preview] No.157298 del
>>157293
Busy NEET.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:36:49 [Preview] No.157299 del
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Just got made to decipher this image.
It was drawn by a little girl that was abused by her uncle.
Got real arty farty about what does it mean?
I first named it Mongaro but changed it because I don't want him crying purple tears


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:37:25 [Preview] No.157300 del
>>157297
They don't let me view the footage.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:37:38 [Preview] No.157301 del
>>157295
All the good ones.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:42:36 [Preview] No.157302 del
Had a study. Now having some dahl as a late lunch. I am going to watch the film Blood Diamond (2006) and then do a bit extra study.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:44:20 [Preview] No.157303 del
>>157288
>thai food
Good taste nuro. It is good to have a little neet-treat occasionally.
Don't work too hard m8.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:44:43 [Preview] No.157304 del
>>157299
Based on what the girl is doing I am going with verbal and or physical abuse that she wants some form of affection from her care givers that have harmed her in some way.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:44:48 [Preview] No.157305 del
/ausneets/ vs the gunt
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JhyRTUB3Zuw [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:45:15 [Preview] No.157306 del
>>157299
She can't draw for shit.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:53:15 [Preview] No.157307 del
>>157299
the yellow is some kind of body fluid and she got some on her leg


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:56:09 [Preview] No.157308 del
>>157307
Could be mallard shit.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:56:35 [Preview] No.157309 del
Howdy NEEToes, back from the uberwage and having a beer.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:56:41 [Preview] No.157310 del
Thinking about the moon and how much I hate it this afternoon.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:57:11 [Preview] No.157311 del
>>157302
The opening scene gives me the feels. I wish my father had loved me.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:57:34 [Preview] No.157312 del
>>157309
Hey mate, hope you enjoy it.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:58:23 [Preview] No.157313 del
>tfw never get to eat crisps in shire's car


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:58:57 [Preview] No.157314 del
>>157313
>crisps


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:00:05 [Preview] No.157315 del
>>157312
It wasn't too bad.

>>157313
Eating, drinking and smoking in my car is forbidden, even for NEETs.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:00:24 [Preview] No.157316 del
>>157309
Hello m8. How many fares did you get today?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:00:41 [Preview] No.157317 del
>>157309
Welcome back m8


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:00:53 [Preview] No.157318 del
>>157314
chips are hot chips you heck idiot mong


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:01:02 [Preview] No.157319 del
>>157311
>I wish my father had loved me
Same.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:01:46 [Preview] No.157320 del
>>157319
even the ones that did still die disappointed in you


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:02:50 [Preview] No.157321 del
>>157318
They're both chips.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:03:30 [Preview] No.157322 del
>>157316
6 fares for a total of $122


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:03:34 [Preview] No.157323 del
>>157309
Good afternoon, how was it?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:04:52 [Preview] No.157324 del
>>157321
YOU DON'T KNOW CHIPS


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:05:05 [Preview] No.157325 del
>>157322
Well done. Any interesting passengers?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:05:29 [Preview] No.157326 del


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:05:44 [Preview] No.157327 del
>crisps


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:07:13 [Preview] No.157328 del
Chrisps


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:07:33 [Preview] No.157329 del
I hate $100 notes


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:07:45 [Preview] No.157330 del
I bet some of you fucks call potato fritters scallops too.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:07:53 [Preview] No.157331 del
>>157325
Nah nothing interesting, mostly just talk about the virus, one passenger asked if I was worried about catching it and I told them I give the car a good spray with glen 20 and wipe everything down with wipes.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:09:26 [Preview] No.157332 del
>>157330
There is no such thing as a potato fritter, they are scallops


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:09:46 [Preview] No.157333 del
>>157330
Your mum is a dirty scallop


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:10:18 [Preview] No.157334 del
Also should mention, the city is still fairly quiet, it's pretty eerie tbh.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:10:53 [Preview] No.157335 del
fritters


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:10:58 [Preview] No.157336 del
>>157330
>potato fritters


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:11:03 [Preview] No.157337 del
I did not have a pub steak for lunch due to customers.
Fuckers.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:11:35 [Preview] No.157338 del
>>157336
>>157335
He fritters away his potatoes.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:12:03 [Preview] No.157339 del
a guy at the fish shop last night ordered 12 fritters


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:12:35 [Preview] No.157340 del
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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:12:54 [Preview] No.157341 del
>>157334
>the city is still fairly quiet, it's pretty eerie tbh
https://youtube.com/watch?v=St7X_TcGiS8 [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:12:56 [Preview] No.157342 del
nuro is a master of frittering


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:15:17 [Preview] No.157344 del
m8 almost stacked it on his Yamaha V-Star 1100 on the weekend, we went for the usual run up Macquarie pass and down through Jamberoo, he went off the road into the gravel on a pretty tight corner coming down Jamberoo mountain road but he somehow managed to save it.

My little Yammie 300 is faster than his bigboi Yammie


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:16:17 [Preview] No.157345 del
>>157339
I do not understand you


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:16:39 [Preview] No.157346 del
>>157344
Weber lets me borrow his PW50 sometimes.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:16:58 [Preview] No.157347 del
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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:17:09 [Preview] No.157348 del
>>157346
That's very kind of him.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:19:10 [Preview] No.157349 del
>>157299
It means she is actually a he and is gay because his uncle cuddled her


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:20:47 [Preview] No.157350 del
>>157346
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ffmkW9NqMU [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:22:45 [Preview] No.157351 del


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:23:34 [Preview] No.157352 del
>>157344
He almost ended up on that facebook page.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:26:27 [Preview] No.157353 del
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>>157352
This one?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:29:10 [Preview] No.157354 del
Might have a kip for an hour or two.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:31:08 [Preview] No.157355 del
>>157353
Mong is pretty common bogan slang.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:31:45 [Preview] No.157356 del
Time for a piss and another coffee.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:34:44 [Preview] No.157357 del
>>157352
The Nasho ride we did on the way down went fine so no binned in the nasho pics.

He let me have a ride of it, cruisers are really weird, his first time with a cruiser too, guess it will take some time to get the hang of it.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:35:48 [Preview] No.157358 del
Pee pee poo poo,
I don't want to be a Jew.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:38:40 [Preview] No.157359 del
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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:38:52 [Preview] No.157360 del
>>157358
too bad, I saw your dick, you can't tell me you ain't a jew


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:40:03 [Preview] No.157361 del
I still want to get one of these hipster machines, maybe when I get enough good boy points towards the end of the year

https://www.bikesales.com.au/bikes/details/2019-yamaha-xsr900-mtm850a/OAG-AD-18403003/?Cr=11

>>157359
bigbois


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:42:17 [Preview] No.157362 del
>>157359
Me on the left


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>>157363
Adorable.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:45:02 [Preview] No.157365 del
>>157357
Yeah cruisers don't go around corners very well, as long as he keeps his speed down he should be fine


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:45:56 [Preview] No.157366 del
>>157363
I used to like watching them


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:47:24 [Preview] No.157367 del
>>157366
back when tv chefs could actually cook normal food


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:55:15 [Preview] No.157368 del
>>157365
Yeah the handling is pretty lazy on it, however it sounds amazing with that big v-twin engine, heaps of torque too.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:56:08 [Preview] No.157369 del
hving a pinot grigio


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:58:24 [Preview] No.157370 del
Going to have a choof. That training went for a long time.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 06:59:54 [Preview] No.157371 del
>>157369
>grigio
Is that a mexican reference


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:00:41 [Preview] No.157372 del
>>157370
Did you soak up all the knowledge?


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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:04:21 [Preview] No.157374 del
When the day of the Spear comes motorbike riders will be the first to be speared up the arse.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:04:58 [Preview] No.157375 del
>>157374
How rude


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:07:20 [Preview] No.157376 del
>>157374
>t. bumblasted cager


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:08:38 [Preview] No.157377 del
>>157374
>up the arse.
Hot!


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:12:09 [Preview] No.157378 del
>>157367
The drunk one put vile stuff like anchovy essence into everything. She was a sicko.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:14:03 [Preview] No.157379 del
>>157378
she literally died like 4 weeks after seeing a doctor
lived harder than even the neets from bad homes


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:18:04 [Preview] No.157381 del
>>157380
The fine replaced the paperwork the paper pushers would have needed to push to save it.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:43:07 [Preview] No.157382 del
>>157372
I knew most of it.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:43:34 [Preview] No.157383 del
>>157374
Do it to skateboard riders first.
Faggots.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:43:50 [Preview] No.157384 del
Weber ejaculate.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:44:02 [Preview] No.157385 del
>26 minutes
Why don't you post?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:44:13 [Preview] No.157386 del
can't make me


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:44:19 [Preview] No.157387 del
>>157384
Thank you.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:44:35 [Preview] No.157388 del
>>157386
You will do as I ask.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:45:54 [Preview] No.157389 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9N-Aj3aTL6o [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:48:34 [Preview] No.157390 del
Raining. Going for a run. Wish me well noots.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:49:48 [Preview] No.157391 del
>>157390
Good luck mate.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:50:35 [Preview] No.157392 del
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frosty down here today bros. It's going to be a cold winter.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:53:51 [Preview] No.157393 del
>>157390
Be careful.
>>157392
They say this winter is meant to be a warm one for my area. Sad.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:54:14 [Preview] No.157394 del
>>157392
Yeah it's been unusually cold for this time of year.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:56:06 [Preview] No.157395 del
>>157394
only feels like that because we've had mild winters for like 5 years


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:57:12 [Preview] No.157396 del
>>157390
Hardens your nipples.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:57:26 [Preview] No.157397 del
2 for 1 at Pizza Hut tonight.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:58:25 [Preview] No.157398 del
>>157396
Hmmmmm


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:58:28 [Preview] No.157399 del
>>157397
god I miss cheap tuesday at eagle boys


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:58:54 [Preview] No.157400 del
>>157398
Ba-toing.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:58:58 [Preview] No.157401 del
>>157399
>eagle boys
There's a name I haven't heard for a while.


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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 07:59:19 [Preview] No.157403 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jTJQkhWZekI [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:00:44 [Preview] No.157404 del
Ba-toing.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:01:17 [Preview] No.157405 del
>2 for 1 deal is pick up only


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:01:25 [Preview] No.157406 del
>>157404
NEET stick goes?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:01:39 [Preview] No.157407 del
Thinking about rock hard NEET nipples.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:02:25 [Preview] No.157408 del
>>157405
A Cruise never hurt anyone.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:02:29 [Preview] No.157409 del
>>157407
Wondering how much milk the average NEET breast produces now.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:02:32 [Preview] No.157410 del
>>157399
they lasted about 5 minutes in SA


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:02:52 [Preview] No.157411 del
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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:03:56 [Preview] No.157414 del
>>157410
SA probably killed Eagle Boys.


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>>157397
Nurgle 2020 awaits you


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:05:07 [Preview] No.157416 del
>>157414
The pizza wars down here killed pretty much every chain except dominos


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:07:11 [Preview] No.157417 del
>>157411
>>157403
Bloody hoodlums.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:07:15 [Preview] No.157418 del
>>157416
Proof that SA is worst A.


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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:07:52 [Preview] No.157420 del
>>157416
>The pizza wars


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:08:41 [Preview] No.157421 del
Pizza Hut is the superior McPizza company.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:09:28 [Preview] No.157422 del
>>157420
It left thousands of delivery boys on NEETbux.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:10:17 [Preview] No.157423 del
>>157404
Dick NEET?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:10:32 [Preview] No.157424 del
obesity,booze and weed has left me severely retarded. 150 pages into a book and I can't remember any of it.


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>>157422
Pajeet will never recover


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:11:49 [Preview] No.157426 del
>>157421
It really is.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:13:02 [Preview] No.157427 del
>>157424
You need to give up one of those three vices.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:16:12 [Preview] No.157428 del
>>157415
With a bit more dedication we might have a few NEETs reaching CEO.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:17:14 [Preview] No.157429 del
>>157424
Did you feel that you at any point enjoyed the process of going through the book?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:17:51 [Preview] No.157430 del
>>157425
There's a billion more where that came from


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:19:18 [Preview] No.157431 del
>>157424
How much do you weigh?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:21:27 [Preview] No.157432 del
I HAVEN'T SEEN MY PENIS IN YEARS!!!


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:23:12 [Preview] No.157433 del
>>157429
I was slightly over exaggerating my claiming I remembered nothing but yes some of the chapters have been quite moving.
>>157431
bout the same as webby


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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:26:26 [Preview] No.157435 del
>>157432
Have you looked under your bed?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:27:03 [Preview] No.157436 del
>>157433
Which is?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:27:42 [Preview] No.157437 del
>>157433
If you were reading for pleasure that sounds like you have received what you are seeking.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:27:58 [Preview] No.157438 del
Neighbour lady seems to have a new loud boyfriend with a loud car.
Could be the mong she told me about I guess.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:29:05 [Preview] No.157440 del
>>157439
they're not extinct


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:29:28 [Preview] No.157441 del
>>157438
Inquire about the possibility of a MMF tryst.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:29:34 [Preview] No.157442 del
>>157432
Take a picture, print it, frame it, put it on your nightstand and say good morning/night to it each day.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:29:44 [Preview] No.157443 del
>>157440
You boong.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:30:01 [Preview] No.157444 del
>>157438
Best to stay away from them I think, loud cars etc only attracts unwanted attention


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:30:11 [Preview] No.157445 del
>>157441
Nah,I already turned her down,I'm not rubbing balls with her mongfriend.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:30:44 [Preview] No.157446 del
>>157440
I never said it was. The link even said "last known"


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:31:13 [Preview] No.157447 del
>>157444
Her house is 300m away and I can hear him laugh


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:31:21 [Preview] No.157448 del
>>157443
twice today I have been called that on here


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:31:33 [Preview] No.157449 del
The cashier at Woolies didn't like me paying for my groceries with my ass money.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:31:44 [Preview] No.157450 del
>>157447
shoot him with a bb gun


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:31:52 [Preview] No.157451 del
>>157448
You boong thrice


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:32:40 [Preview] No.157452 del
>>157447
He is a jolly old soul.


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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:32:52 [Preview] No.157454 del
>>157450
I haven't got one.
I could feather him with an arrow easy enough, he's somewhat exec.


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>>157448
You Boong


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:34:21 [Preview] No.157456 del
>>157454
you'd need a clout sight and a 70lbs bow for 300m.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:35:03 [Preview] No.157457 del
>>157449
You should have licked the bill in front of her to ensure it was extra clean.


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>>157448
You boong


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:36:36 [Preview] No.157460 del
>>157458
bow draw weights are measured in pounds, you ignoramus


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:37:10 [Preview] No.157461 del
>>157460
>pounds


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:37:37 [Preview] No.157462 del
>>157460
He asked to buy 28 grams of tomatoes once


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Might even get some pizza tonight. might grab a 6 pack if I'm feeling particularly cheeky.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:38:34 [Preview] No.157464 del
>>157461
i don't know why i bother with you fucktards sometimes


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:38:46 [Preview] No.157465 del
>>157463
What type of pizza?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:39:23 [Preview] No.157466 del
>>157463
See (You) soon!


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:41:15 [Preview] No.157467 del
My soul is telling me it desires whisky.
Bad soul.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:41:21 [Preview] No.157468 del
>>157464
>you fucktards
*We are Mongs thank you very much


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:42:45 [Preview] No.157469 del
>>157468
Among the hardest to herd.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:43:35 [Preview] No.157470 del
>>157465
Probably just a 12" meat lovers or supreme.
>>157466
Sorry Dan, I can't be with you anymore while Daddy Woolworths suck you dry.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:44:05 [Preview] No.157471 del
>>157470
>12" meat lover


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:44:24 [Preview] No.157472 del
Mummybot keeps trying to get me to go to rehab for NEET bulge addiction.


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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:46:31 [Preview] No.157474 del
>>157472
You should move to Bulgaria


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:46:36 [Preview] No.157475 del
>>157465
Seafood please


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:47:31 [Preview] No.157476 del
>>157471
The Bulge pizza


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:51:24 [Preview] No.157477 del
The first search result for Bulgarian Bulge is a piece of music.
Beyond that it's all gay slaves.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:51:42 [Preview] No.157478 del
>>157477
*slavs


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:53:37 [Preview] No.157479 del
>not knowing how to speak pitjantjatjaran


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>>157477
>slaves.


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>>157478
Did that correction really change much?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 08:56:20 [Preview] No.157482 del
>>157481
It made me feel better.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:05:45 [Preview] No.157483 del
I'm going to move to Tasmania and piss of the TasmaNEETs.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:06:38 [Preview] No.157484 del
>>157481
I fucked her once.


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>>157484
Was she there at the time?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:09:08 [Preview] No.157487 del
>>157485
Either way I used the wrong word like the mong I am.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:11:58 [Preview] No.157488 del
>>157470
>Sorry Dan, I can't be with you anymore while Daddy Woolworths suck you dry.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:16:15 [Preview] No.157489 del
>>157487
The mong who knows he is a mong is a level above the oblivious mong.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:18:24 [Preview] No.157490 del
>>157486
Yes. Her name is Adriana.


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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:19:59 [Preview] No.157492 del
>>157490
Adriana Chechik. Dude I went to school with her!


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:24:15 [Preview] No.157493 del
Some arse gnomes have hijacked my home's CCTV system.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:24:53 [Preview] No.157494 del
>>157492
He called himself Adrian then though.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:26:39 [Preview] No.157495 del
>>157493
There's a place in WA called Gnomesville.
The bitchwhore the other night told me about it.
https://www.gnomesville.com.au/


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:30:47 [Preview] No.157496 del
There is a post on 8chan's /k/ from around 2015 I am trying to find. Is there an easy way of searching the wayback machine like that? I would like to do search something along the lines of "site:8ch.net/k/ keywords" but through 2015. Is this possible?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:31:10 [Preview] No.157497 del
>>157495
I thought that would be a brothel and was very disappointed.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:31:57 [Preview] No.157498 del
>>157423
Who's the NEET with the big ol' NEETdick?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:32:49 [Preview] No.157499 del
>>157452

Old King Cole


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:33:52 [Preview] No.157500 del
QUEERSLAND!!!


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:34:05 [Preview] No.157501 del
>>157496
If you know specific parts of the post and it is archived you could be able if you know specific parts of the post and it is archived you should be able to search for it on Google.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:34:14 [Preview] No.157502 del
>>157497
Sorry, you will have to look elsewhere for arse gnomes.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:35:23 [Preview] No.157503 del
>Britney > Adriana


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:35:54 [Preview] No.157504 del
ARSETRALIA


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:36:31 [Preview] No.157505 del
>>157503
>Whore>Britney>Adriana


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>>157288
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:38:28 [Preview] No.157507 del
>>157501
I don't have an exact quotation. Only a few keywords, some of which I might have accidentally swapped with synonyms. The keywords are too generic to be meaningful without limiting the search to /k/. Thanks though.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:38:54 [Preview] No.157508 del


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:39:06 [Preview] No.157509 del
>>157506
Did you get the thai food?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:39:23 [Preview] No.157510 del
>>157506
Very nice Nuro.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:39:36 [Preview] No.157511 del
>>157495
Lots of snooping goes on there.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:39:42 [Preview] No.157512 del
webby


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:40:07 [Preview] No.157513 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=syIA8oFmb70 [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:40:17 [Preview] No.157514 del
>>157509
He found half an old whopper next to the urinal at the public toilets so he wasn't hungry for Thai any more.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:41:20 [Preview] No.157515 del
nuro went to the beach howbasedno neets have ever done that before
I love nuro


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:41:28 [Preview] No.157516 del
Can we get rid of the [email protected] = cuddle word filter? Ra.pe is an important part of indigenous culture and this wordfilter has well and truly run its course.
Is it a matter of legal repercussions or something?


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>>157459
You Boong


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:41:44 [Preview] No.157518 del
>>157514
Believable considering the toilet meth and toilet pills.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:42:18 [Preview] No.157519 del
>>157515
I want to be like nuro when I'm 37.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:42:36 [Preview] No.157520 del
>>157506
Keep going Nuro the continental shelf awaits


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:42:50 [Preview] No.157521 del
>2020
>not going to your nearby public toilet to do your grocery shopping
ISHYGDDT


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:43:14 [Preview] No.157522 del
wanked poo
mammoth cuddle
vegan snags in webbys microwave


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:43:27 [Preview] No.157523 del
>>157506
>drops $8k on a bike
>exposes it to sand and salt water


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:43:31 [Preview] No.157524 del
A neet made a quality post once.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:43:57 [Preview] No.157525 del
>>157521
You shop at Drake's then?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:44:22 [Preview] No.157526 del
>>157515
Wow, you're just jealous keep seething at how based Nuro is.
>>157524
Never happened, don't lie like that again.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:45:01 [Preview] No.157527 del
>>157525
Farkin' oath I do. That's where I get me legs of ham.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:45:07 [Preview] No.157528 del
>>157523
>drops 5k of daddy's money on audio equipment
>only listens to youtube mp3 rips
Nuro isn't the brightest.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:45:35 [Preview] No.157529 del
>>157520
The Russians want him back, They want to make The Green Elephant 2


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:46:11 [Preview] No.157530 del
>>157527
allegedly webby did the tv screen thingos at the end of the aisles


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:48:22 [Preview] No.157531 del
>>157525
>Drake's
I bet The Mallard shops there.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:48:55 [Preview] No.157532 del
Wasn't that 10k supposed to be invested in "his" business?
>>157520
Kek


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:49:02 [Preview] No.157533 del


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:49:15 [Preview] No.157534 del
>>157530
> tv screen
Thinking of "that neet" that had the broken tv screen, hope he is happy and comfy


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:49:31 [Preview] No.157535 del
Are you really possessive of women?
I was feeling really emotional a few months ago as I was heading to uni. I saw a really pretty girl that was exactly my type in terms of appearance. Not wanting to be lonely I approached her. I had only taken a few steps when this guy came up to her, kissed her and sat down next to her. I just stood there staring at them. I was absolutely enraged by this. I had my knife in my hand in my pocket and was considering just stabbing the guy to death and making her watch.
I know these feelings aren't right and I don't know why I have them.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:50:10 [Preview] No.157536 del
>>157532
somehow he bought the 8k bike before the 10k was deposited in his account


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:50:33 [Preview] No.157537 del
>>157535
>and I don't know why I have them
Because you're a fucking mong.
Seriously m8, for fucks sake.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:50:43 [Preview] No.157538 del
>>157535
I hate women.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:50:51 [Preview] No.157539 del
>>157535
you should post about them anywhere but here


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:50:59 [Preview] No.157540 del
>>157535
This happens quite often by the way. I have never been able to keep a girl for more than a few weeks as I always get really controlling and obsessive. I'm too much like my old man it seems.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:51:17 [Preview] No.157541 del
>>157536
>expecting Nuro to keep up with his lies
Reality bends around him.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:51:59 [Preview] No.157542 del
>>157537
Helpful advice m8. Cheers.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:52:11 [Preview] No.157543 del
>>157535
Stop carrying a knife.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:52:27 [Preview] No.157544 del
nuro told the truth once


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:52:39 [Preview] No.157545 del
>>157536
the small business lending manager at his bank branch just gave him a bridging loan, right?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:52:48 [Preview] No.157546 del
(7.91 KB 480x360 nuro.jpeg)


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:53:02 [Preview] No.157547 del
>>157542
Don't make really stupid fucking posts then.
>I saw a pretty girl
>she had a bf
>I wanted to kill him
>Why oh why am I this way


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:53:17 [Preview] No.157548 del
>>157546
Neoro.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:55:53 [Preview] No.157549 del
>>157545
They must have,I mean he started his OWN BUSINESS right?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:55:54 [Preview] No.157550 del
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>>157508
thx
>>157509
yup eating a massumum beef curry now

>>157510
cheers matey

>>157520
weakly bantered

>>157523
riding on the beach was entire point you numpty

>>157526
(His)its jealously just shits up the entire board


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:57:47 [Preview] No.157551 del
>>157550
I have started saying numpty irl because of you.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:58:04 [Preview] No.157552 del
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>tfw nuro thx's his own kino post


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:58:27 [Preview] No.157553 del
>>157552
I called it kino.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:58:33 [Preview] No.157554 del
I am going to watch tv for a while


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:58:37 [Preview] No.157555 del
>>157516
Last time a filter was removed people complained. If there is support for it to happen it will.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:58:58 [Preview] No.157556 del
bulge


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:59:04 [Preview] No.157557 del
>>157554
New Rick and Morty is out.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:59:04 [Preview] No.157558 del
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>tfw nuro says cheers matey to a blatant insult


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:59:16 [Preview] No.157559 del
>>157555
remove this >>157556 one


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 09:59:46 [Preview] No.157560 del
>>157555
Keep it m8, the r.ape posts get annoying,cuddling is always funny


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:00:02 [Preview] No.157561 del
>>157557
I don't watch cartoons.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:00:13 [Preview] No.157562 del
>>157555
This is the pain of BO.
Remember; Fuck them, they're just lowly unnamedNEETs and deserve nothing. You have all the power.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:00:25 [Preview] No.157563 del
>>157550
>nuro refers to the people on here that tease him as it
>totally didn't steal that from those that refer to him as it
It's funny how you took my post seriously as well though.
>>157558
He does it to my posts as well, it's hilarious.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:00:45 [Preview] No.157564 del
>>157561
Adulting like a boss.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:01:00 [Preview] No.157565 del
why is bud.get even filtered to bulge?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:01:08 [Preview] No.157566 del
>>157563
He literally doesn't read the posts


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:01:13 [Preview] No.157567 del
>>157535
I hope this is not real.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:01:44 [Preview] No.157568 del
>>157529
Eastern toilet block


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:01:49 [Preview] No.157569 del
>>157558
He was merely pretending to be autistic.
Nuro was the guy that would get picked on by the other kids at school but thought he was really popular.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:02:01 [Preview] No.157570 del
>>157565
So that politicians can cuddle the bulge


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:02:23 [Preview] No.157571 del
>>157561
You don't have a high IQ like Nuro to understand Richard and Mortimer anyway.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:03:16 [Preview] No.157572 del
>>157555
I want the chicken period one back if it's not already


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:03:23 [Preview] No.157573 del
>>157564
>Adulting
Strong b8 m8.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:03:28 [Preview] No.157574 del
>>157534
Yeah, the mammals live in comfort and enjoy many oranges.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:03:30 [Preview] No.157575 del
>>157569
I actually knew a kid like that when I went to school. Nuro is about a decade older than me though.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:03:41 [Preview] No.157576 del
>>157570
We need to wordfilter 'politic' to 'indigenous elder'


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:03:46 [Preview] No.157577 del
>>157567
It probably is, someone has been guiding robots here recently.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:04:14 [Preview] No.157578 del
>>157569
I don't know what went on at his school, but Nuro is genuinely popular here.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:04:27 [Preview] No.157579 del
>>157535
Imagine the after wank.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:04:34 [Preview] No.157580 del
>>157577
>someone
Hmm


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:04:43 [Preview] No.157581 del
The moon is a fucking idiot


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:05:22 [Preview] No.157582 del
>>157581
Oh fuck off, the moon is great.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:05:36 [Preview] No.157583 del
>>157581
It's sexy though.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:05:48 [Preview] No.157584 del
the moon is like nuro on toilet steroids


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:06:00 [Preview] No.157585 del
>>157578
>I don't know what went on at his school
They had to lock the staff room after all the Nescafe got stolen


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:06:08 [Preview] No.157586 del
>>157578
He really is. It's all the other NEETs that are jealous and constantly seething at his superiority thanks to Alex Jones pills that are the problem.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:06:19 [Preview] No.157587 del
>>157557
awesome. cheers.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:06:25 [Preview] No.157588 del
>>157559
I don't even remember what it is, also >>157555


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:06:49 [Preview] No.157589 del
The moon is a dirty slut that lets anyone look at her or land on her


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:07:23 [Preview] No.157590 del
>>157562
They are lovely NEETs though.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:07:50 [Preview] No.157591 del
>>157589
Not that many people have landed on her.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:07:57 [Preview] No.157592 del
>>157566
accurate


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:08:01 [Preview] No.157593 del
>>157590
NamelessNEETs are vile scum


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:08:08 [Preview] No.157594 del
GET OFF MAH LANDS YA WHOITE DAWGS


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:08:28 [Preview] No.157595 del
I'd love to see female astronauts land on the moon.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:08:36 [Preview] No.157596 del
>>157565
You can't handle the bulge.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:08:56 [Preview] No.157597 del
>>157590
You're lying to yourself and you know it.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:09:06 [Preview] No.157598 del
>>157595
Their boobs would float around.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:09:38 [Preview] No.157599 del
>>157593
Named NEETs are attention whores.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:10:10 [Preview] No.157600 del
>>157598
The astronauts and the moons. And they're get entangled in each other's bosoms. Like a 3d ying yang.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:10:16 [Preview] No.157601 del
>>157599
*NEETs that name themselves are attention whores


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:10:51 [Preview] No.157602 del
>>157599
I name you... pooboongNEET


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:11:08 [Preview] No.157603 del
>>157572
All taken into consideration of the last post


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:11:15 [Preview] No.157604 del
>>157601
Hey now, you're not jealous are you?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:11:43 [Preview] No.157605 del
A NEET on here tried to name me once but I refused to accept it.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:12:05 [Preview] No.157606 del
>>157604
only of NURo
I no I willneverb e BASEd like he


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:12:40 [Preview] No.157607 del
>>157605
YOU WILL ACCEPT YOUR POO YOU BOONG NEET


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:12:52 [Preview] No.157608 del
I NEET ate my little chorizo once.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:14:43 [Preview] No.157609 del
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>>157594
White supremacist.
Unna supremacist.
We are FREN's now.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:15:53 [Preview] No.157610 del
Time for a feed and a small joint and some tv
Cheers NEETs


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:19:47 [Preview] No.157611 del
>>157610
Cheers NEET


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:19:56 [Preview] No.157612 del
>>157610
Good night NEET. Have fun and sleep tight.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:20:57 [Preview] No.157613 del
>>157610
God natt.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:27:09 [Preview] No.157614 del
Stew was good.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:31:26 [Preview] No.157615 del
>>157614
Big poos are in your future.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:32:22 [Preview] No.157616 del
Good night NEETs. I struggled to get through the day after being tired. So I am off to bed early. I hope you all sleep tight.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:34:50 [Preview] No.157617 del
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I've got bad news neets.
Nuro got run over by a semi on the way home from the beach.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:35:21 [Preview] No.157618 del
>>157615
It's great, the shit just slides right out. I seriously love cabbage.
>>157616
Good night mate.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:36:16 [Preview] No.157619 del
>>157616
Good night NEET


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:36:24 [Preview] No.157620 del
>>157617
Now where will we get our high quality, high IQ posts from? This board is going to die with just me and my personalities here.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:43:48 [Preview] No.157621 del
>>157620
Nuro Impersonators?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:48:23 [Preview] No.157622 del
>>157620
All those personalities and not one of them good.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:53:07 [Preview] No.157623 del
>>157622
Hey me.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:57:41 [Preview] No.157624 del
Toe is still sore, but not as sore.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:57:59 [Preview] No.157625 del
Nuro is an NWO shill and probably a shape shifting reptilian with a scaly speckled ballsack.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 10:58:33 [Preview] No.157626 del
>>157625
Nuro is a NWA.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:00:03 [Preview] No.157627 del
>>157626
NEET with anomalies?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:00:56 [Preview] No.157628 del
What's the best DVD player to get?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:01:35 [Preview] No.157629 del
Balls ache.
Feel like I am about to shit myself for some reason.
Going to bed.
Good night neets.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:02:31 [Preview] No.157630 del
>>157629
Good night, I'll massage your balls later.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:03:41 [Preview] No.157631 del
>>157629
Good night, I hope that you don't shit yourself and your balls are better in the morning.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:04:06 [Preview] No.157632 del
NEET milkers.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:04:14 [Preview] No.157633 del
>>157617
>bad news


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:07:55 [Preview] No.157634 del
Barley.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:08:24 [Preview] No.157635 del
Barley growing barley in Bali.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:14:43 [Preview] No.157637 del
>>157627
Well bantered.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:15:00 [Preview] No.157638 del
>>157629
Good night neet


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:16:03 [Preview] No.157639 del
Why the fuck does this board have so many shitty rules? It emits reddit cuck energy. Can't the only rule be: Don't be a cunt.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:17:04 [Preview] No.157640 del
>>157639
>Don't be a cunt.
There goes the majority of the board.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:20:03 [Preview] No.157641 del
This thread now belongs to scott morrison (please dont make fun of me)


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:21:43 [Preview] No.157642 del
>>157641
Hey Scott.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:22:56 [Preview] No.157643 del
Sebaceous gland


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:22:58 [Preview] No.157644 del
>>157642
G'day cunt


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:23:49 [Preview] No.157645 del
Preening mallard.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:56:33 [Preview] No.157646 del
I shaved my face.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 11:59:28 [Preview] No.157647 del
>>157646
You look terrible.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 12:00:43 [Preview] No.157648 del
>>157647
Thanks.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 12:04:22 [Preview] No.157649 del
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>>157641
Oi Pyne, who's this Humphrey B Bear looking fucker?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 12:36:44 [Preview] No.157650 del
>>157553
sup nuro


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 12:37:59 [Preview] No.157651 del
>>157555
remove the filter also get rid of the Miss0=Monaro filter and change it to Nuro=Monaro and NoFun=Beccy


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 12:38:53 [Preview] No.157652 del
>>157578
>Nuro is genuinely popular here.
I mean not really, most people here bash him for being a mong cunt because he is a mong cunt


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 12:40:06 [Preview] No.157654 del
>>157617
Nuro got rammed by Monaro's raging semi the other day


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 12:40:32 [Preview] No.157655 del
>>157628
Playstation 2


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 12:41:03 [Preview] No.157656 del
>>157641
how's cindy doing and have you started doing uber again, shire?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 12:41:41 [Preview] No.157657 del
>>157649
I like how Tony is staring me down in the background


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 12:42:21 [Preview] No.157658 del
>>157656
Read the posts you miss.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 12:43:50 [Preview] No.157659 del
>>157651
>change it to Nuro=Monaro and NoFun=Beccy
Pretty lame.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 12:44:12 [Preview] No.157660 del
>>157652
Oh wow, would you look at that, someone else that's jealous of Nuro. How sad.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 12:45:23 [Preview] No.157661 del
>>157659
didn't realize there was a secret wordfilter for n u r 0


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 12:47:05 [Preview] No.157662 del
>>157660
NO I AM NOT JELOUZE OF NURO do u not kno who I am, i AM the ONLY neet WHO HAS more power than even NURO
I am THE greatest genius of our day EVN greter tan N U R O I am the Great Mong monaro
unna


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 13:13:14 [Preview] No.157663 del
Testicles.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 13:24:19 [Preview] No.157664 del
(556.67 KB 900x900 moonunna.png)


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 13:25:06 [Preview] No.157665 del
(171.74 KB 1920x1081 tony5.jpg)


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 13:26:54 [Preview] No.157666 del
Goodnight unnas


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 13:30:19 [Preview] No.157667 del
>>157666
Good night.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 13:31:40 [Preview] No.157668 del
>>157666
Goodnight unna


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 13:31:58 [Preview] No.157669 del
>>157664
Well unna'd


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 13:33:16 [Preview] No.157670 del
>>157665
>Hey Chinky you best stop abusing those aboriginals, those anus' are MINE and nobody elses and if I even fuckin' see you lookin' at my race of Indigenous whores ever again I will personally deliver my 15" cock up Xi's arse so hard they'll be calling him Winnie Can't Pooh


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 13:33:25 [Preview] No.157671 del
The farts are already starting.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 13:51:54 [Preview] No.157672 del


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 14:55:07 [Preview] No.157673 del
Thinking about gnomes.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 15:05:12 [Preview] No.157674 del
Gee gnomes genomes.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 15:16:40 [Preview] No.157675 del
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>The Mallard is also known as the Bedroom Duck due to its sultry demeanour and keen interest in giving pleasure.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 15:19:04 [Preview] No.157676 del
>>157675
Mallards ARE DUCKS!!!


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 15:35:38 [Preview] No.157677 del
>>157675
Dog mask.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 15:41:54 [Preview] No.157678 del
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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 15:43:38 [Preview] No.157679 del
>>157678
That's a weird turul.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 19:46:15 [Preview] No.157680 del
>>157639
Kek. thats actually pretty funny now fuck off back to where you came from


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 20:24:58 [Preview] No.157681 del
>>157618
> the shit just slides right out.
Jelly tbh


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 20:28:55 [Preview] No.157682 del
>>157664
Very nice.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 20:33:11 [Preview] No.157683 del
>>157675
Sensual pleasure mallard.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 20:35:06 [Preview] No.157684 del
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Good morning friends.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 20:43:55 [Preview] No.157685 del
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(1.39 KB 443x138 saddd.png)


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 20:48:07 [Preview] No.157686 del
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>>157684
G'morning m8


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 20:55:16 [Preview] No.157687 del
>>157683
Time to start the day with a nice glass of duck butt water.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 21:14:06 [Preview] No.157688 del
>>157686
Give your pussy a rub for me.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 21:19:05 [Preview] No.157689 del
Got to go to the other side of the city to play as a lawyer in a court hearing, this is going to be a fun one.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 21:28:06 [Preview] No.157690 del
>>157685
How sad.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 21:28:50 [Preview] No.157691 del
>>157689
Actual court hearing, why?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 21:31:22 [Preview] No.157692 del
>>157691
She's attesting two restraining orders.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 21:34:32 [Preview] No.157693 del
>>157692
Contesting?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 21:37:11 [Preview] No.157694 del
(210.08 KB 760x596 cheats[1].jpg)


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 21:39:20 [Preview] No.157695 del
>>157639
It normally is but this isn't free blogspot account for all disgusting shit and people >>157694 need to spoiler their wank material.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 21:41:33 [Preview] No.157696 del


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 21:42:52 [Preview] No.157697 del
>>157695
Fuck me m8, did you shit the bed or something?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 21:46:43 [Preview] No.157698 del
>>157693
Whatever.
She should've got a real lawyer.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 21:47:19 [Preview] No.157699 del
>>157696
Morning.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:11:50 [Preview] No.157700 del
wage


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:26:05 [Preview] No.157701 del
>>157337
A travesty!

>>157359
What a sight to behold!

>>157361
Not a bad looking bike tbh

>>157366
Watched that as a kid with mummybot. Feels...

>>157392
Yes I can feel it too

>>157397
Some pizza would be nice for lunch

>>157399
Cheap Tuesday is what drove them under

>>157405
Can't eat the pizza if you don't pick it up

>>157463
Cooper's Sparkling Ale is an excellent beer

>>157467
Don't fight it. Give in

>>157506
These panoramic shots are the only decent thing you contribute to this board


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:27:15 [Preview] No.157702 del


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:27:56 [Preview] No.157703 del
>>157700
Good luck.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:29:35 [Preview] No.157704 del
>>157700
See you some time after 5pm


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:30:55 [Preview] No.157705 del
University learning portal broke so I can't go to my tutorial.

I am in a Facebook group to see if they are experiencing the same issue and they are discussing a lecturer. They said the university won't do anything because of all the research he produces. His lectures involve him playing recording lectures over a stream to his students and arguing with students who disagree with his research, which is the main topic of discussion.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:34:11 [Preview] No.157706 del
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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:38:58 [Preview] No.157707 del
>>157706
Hey BO, I find this picture offensive because I am a whiny spastic cunt.
Please spoiler it.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:40:57 [Preview] No.157708 del
>>157706
Hearty kek.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:41:59 [Preview] No.157709 del
>>157707
Which violates what rule/s?


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:43:42 [Preview] No.157710 del
>>157709
Rules?
I thought we just had to have a whinge?
Alright, due to my psychic powers I know he masturbates to catgirls and I don't like him posting his wank material.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:45:05 [Preview] No.157711 del
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(94.88 KB 1242x630 very disappointed.jpg)


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:46:01 [Preview] No.157712 del
>>157710
>Rules?
>4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered.
>>513


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:47:47 [Preview] No.157713 del


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:51:31 [Preview] No.157714 del
>>157711
bak
The mongs that 'vandalised' the sign need to come back to primary school


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:52:29 [Preview] No.157715 del
>>157706
Nuro wears that same hat


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:55:54 [Preview] No.157716 del
Some people...
>A horrified driver has been left shocked and disgusted after a used tampon was allegedly throw at him while he waited at a set of traffic lights.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8334357/Road-rage-horror-driver-claims-hit-used-tampon-Toowoomba.html


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 22:58:47 [Preview] No.157717 del
>>157714
Maybe there wasn't a spare C
or the misspelling was a joke


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 23:03:03 [Preview] No.157718 del
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>tfw no Barbara Palvin gf


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 23:07:33 [Preview] No.157719 del
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Oi whoite dawg, spare us a C will ya cuz


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 23:08:05 [Preview] No.157720 del
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NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 23:15:19 [Preview] No.157721 del
[alternate universe where the titanic never sank]

WEALTHY GENTLEMAN: why is there jizz all over the backseat of my car


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 23:18:51 [Preview] No.157722 del
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Just finished raping some Chinese women down at the uni dorms. Do your part for australia


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 23:23:16 [Preview] No.157723 del
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Time your morning meth blowjob


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 23:25:40 [Preview] No.157724 del
God morgen mine venner.


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 23:30:48 [Preview] No.157725 del
>>157723
Ross does not do drugs


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 23:33:54 [Preview] No.157726 del
REEEEEEEEE I'm a Pajeet


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 23:34:21 [Preview] No.157727 del
>>157726
you have to wank off shitey now


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 23:39:17 [Preview] No.157728 del


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 23:55:11 [Preview] No.157729 del
>>157436
121 kg


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 23:56:59 [Preview] No.157730 del
Amazing aboriginal ejaculation


NEET 05/19/2020 (Tue) 23:59:42 [Preview] No.157731 del
>>157730
Is it spectacular?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:01:01 [Preview] No.157732 del
Got here and she told me that the time was in WA time. Now sitting in maccas.
Their breaky burger is better than HJ's.
The patty is a bit shit but all McDonald's burger patties are shit.
They gave me an extra rasher of bacon in it.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:22:17 [Preview] No.157733 del
Had a shit.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:24:39 [Preview] No.157734 del
>>157732
What are you going on about? You crossed state borders to meet somebody?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:28:17 [Preview] No.157735 del
>>157732
>breaky


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:29:12 [Preview] No.157736 del
>>157735
>reaky


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:29:43 [Preview] No.157737 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:30:05 [Preview] No.157738 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:30:21 [Preview] No.157739 del
Going in to have a shop before the rain starts around noon.
Adelaide is getting into some wet winter weather.
I won't get anything for any of you so don't even ask.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:30:42 [Preview] No.157740 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:30:50 [Preview] No.157741 del
>>157739
>Adelaide


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:31:07 [Preview] No.157742 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:31:38 [Preview] No.157743 del
>>157739
I want a chocolate doughnut


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:33:47 [Preview] No.157744 del
>>157739
Grab me a copy of Battletoads please


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:35:53 [Preview] No.157745 del
>>157743
I want your chocolate donut.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:49:30 [Preview] No.157746 del
>>157729
>I wish I were that thin


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:49:49 [Preview] No.157747 del
SECOND WAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:53:11 [Preview] No.157748 del
NEW JONTRON
JONATHAN TRONATHAN


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:57:29 [Preview] No.157749 del
Monaro punched me once.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:08:51 [Preview] No.157750 del
Saw a rather embarrassing looking plain clothes police officer as I was driving to get my lunch. Late 40s, wearing those pants with the elastic ankles and white sneakers.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:09:00 [Preview] No.157751 del
Ashley hasn't posted a new picture in over a day.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:09:36 [Preview] No.157752 del
>>157750
That was just 10K, don't be rude.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:16:07 [Preview] No.157753 del
The chocolate on Tim Tams is made in SA BEST A


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:25:48 [Preview] No.157754 del
potato fritters


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:26:28 [Preview] No.157755 del
I had a pimple on my manboob.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:29:53 [Preview] No.157756 del
>>157753
No it's not


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:31:02 [Preview] No.157757 del
>>157741
>Melbourne


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:31:46 [Preview] No.157759 del
>>157755
I've had pimples on the inside of my nose before. Very unpleasant.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:32:39 [Preview] No.157760 del
>>157757
>Sydney


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:34:27 [Preview] No.157761 del
>>157760
>Pine Gap


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:35:32 [Preview] No.157762 del
>>157761
>Woorabinda


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:35:44 [Preview] No.157763 del
how did the snow abbos stay warm at thredbo and falls creek


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:36:53 [Preview] No.157764 del
>>157763
The Aboriginals were an advanced people before the white fella came and stole their technology.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:38:45 [Preview] No.157765 del
>>157763
Possum skins. Srs


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:40:49 [Preview] No.157766 del
>>157765
This is why Possum doesn't post here anymore.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:41:13 [Preview] No.157767 del
>>157765
So that's why Possum no longer posts here


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:45:08 [Preview] No.157768 del
I saw Possum posting on brap-barn.net once.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:52:55 [Preview] No.157769 del
possum branded me with a hot iron once


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:57:05 [Preview] No.157770 del
Where is the /k/ board on 9chan? I can't see it listed on the list of all boards and trying to go straight to it via the url gives me a 404.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:58:58 [Preview] No.157771 del
>>157770
>9chan


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 01:58:59 [Preview] No.157772 del
Possum was stood down from his teaching job for unspecified reasons once.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:01:21 [Preview] No.157773 del
>>157732
>breaky


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:02:33 [Preview] No.157774 del
>>157771
8chan's /k/ went to julay.world which is down now. There is still the 8cunt /k/ but it is dead. They seem to have gone to 9chan but I can't find the board there. Neinchan is down, 16 is dead.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:03:28 [Preview] No.157775 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:04:01 [Preview] No.157776 del
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NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:04:15 [Preview] No.157777 del
>>157775
<can we not orange text here?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:05:07 [Preview] No.157778 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:06:08 [Preview] No.157779 del
I did a mission into Sydney. I hid myself in different places at night and walked around during the day. It was almost deserted in places. The security women at Bondi Beach were Irish and the lifeguard women were German. The police were mostly Aussie with a smattering of foreigners.

There were a few good places with interesting people. These were mostly hidden and I needed to explore and talk randomly with people to find them. Many people think that the government response to COVID-19 is bullshit. But many more are willing to do whatever the government tells them to.

The mission lasted about a week and a half including initial preparation and training. I found that the most important things were stealth, then mobility. Water was more important than food in remote areas, but both were easy to come by in the city. Leaving my phone behind forced me to interact with people more and by the end I was feeling quite social.

The next mission for me to do is the infiltration mission that was discussed here before.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:07:58 [Preview] No.157780 del
>>157739
>I won't get anything for any of you so don't even ask.
30 kgs of rice please.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:09:10 [Preview] No.157781 del
>>157759
Those are the worst as you can't do anything until they come up.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:09:37 [Preview] No.157782 del
>>157731
Breath taking


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:11:11 [Preview] No.157783 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:11:24 [Preview] No.157784 del
>>157779
>The next mission for me to do is the infiltration mission that was discussed here before.
Arse surveillance work?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:11:51 [Preview] No.157785 del
>>157782
Hits you in the face and you cannot speak amazing?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:14:22 [Preview] No.157786 del
>>157779
take your meds


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:17:05 [Preview] No.157787 del
>>157784
>>157783
>>157786
I found it on 16chan and thought I'd post it here for analysis. There seems to be a lost colony of neets posting there. I thought it had died long ago.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:17:33 [Preview] No.157788 del
Had my left over dahl for breaky. Having some weetbix with banana and sultanas for lunch.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:19:19 [Preview] No.157789 del
>>157787
>There seems to be a lost colony of neets posting there. I thought it had died long ago
I think HoboNEET posts over there based on that post and other posts over there. He lives a very interesting life moving around.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:19:29 [Preview] No.157790 del
>>157787
They have turned feral.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:23:07 [Preview] No.157791 del
>>157763
By raping Monaro


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:23:20 [Preview] No.157792 del
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>>157790
They have simply forgotten Costa


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:23:34 [Preview] No.157793 del
(1.56 MB 360x360 1589936611478.webm)


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:23:52 [Preview] No.157794 del
>>157763
Dingoes.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:24:17 [Preview] No.157795 del
boongs raping dingoes


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:24:35 [Preview] No.157796 del
cuddle


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:25:08 [Preview] No.157797 del
goon is made from gcuddles


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:25:44 [Preview] No.157798 del
thecuddleutic


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:26:26 [Preview] No.157799 del
>>157774
maybe they're at moe


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:28:19 [Preview] No.157800 del
Wine is an alcoholic drink typically made from fermented gapes. Yeast consumes the sugar in the gapes and converts it to ethanol, carbon dioxide, and heat. Different varieties of gapes and strains of yeasts produce different styles of wine. These variations result from the complex interactions between the biochemical development of the gape, the reactions involved in fermentation, the gape's growing environment (terroir), and the production process. Many countries enact legal appellations intended to define styles and qualities of wine. These typically restrict the geographical origin and permitted varieties of gapes, as well as other aspects of wine production. Wines not made from gapes involve fermentation of additional crops including, rice wine and other fruit wines such as plum, cherry, pomegranate, currant and elderberry.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:30:16 [Preview] No.157801 del
>>157799
Nah, they don't even have a board there. Thanks for your suggestion though.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:30:55 [Preview] No.157802 del
>>157800
>geographical origin and permitted varieties of gapes
Racist.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:32:26 [Preview] No.157803 del
>>157788
Sounds lovely.

>>157792
Well bantered.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:47:54 [Preview] No.157804 del
Going to do the dishes.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:54:18 [Preview] No.157805 del
Still haven't started the dishes. Did a poo instead. I am going to have a coffee and then start them. I like to tell you these things so I am accountable to someone and will therefore actually do it.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:56:53 [Preview] No.157806 del
I still haven't done the dishes I was going to do three weeks ago.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 02:57:02 [Preview] No.157807 del
Nefarious arse gnomes.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:01:04 [Preview] No.157808 del
(2.41 MB 2448x3264 Spider goon 1.jpg)
(3.23 MB 2448x3264 Spider goon 2.jpg)
Always check any cups of goon left out overnight before drinking


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:03:39 [Preview] No.157809 del
>>157808
Added protein.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:03:55 [Preview] No.157810 del
>>157806
Throw them out and just buy new ones


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:07:04 [Preview] No.157811 del
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took me 67 minutes to walk 5km


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:07:47 [Preview] No.157812 del
>>157751
Who?

>>157763
They hibernated in caves during the Winter. Lost in that Dreamtime they were

>>157779
What's with this 16chan copypasta?

>>157788
OK dahling

>>157793
That blowtoad had some serious battle moves

>>157805
IKTF


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:10:28 [Preview] No.157813 del
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(3.38 MB 3264x2448 Fruit and veg 1.jpg)
(3.39 MB 3264x2448 Fruit and veg 2.jpg)
Total for 40 items: $144


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:11:54 [Preview] No.157814 del
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(2.99 MB 3264x2448 NEET Meat.jpg)
I love the haul. I'm addicted to the haul...


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:13:39 [Preview] No.157815 del
>>157811
I would think about the positive that you went for a walk. The more often you do the faster you will get.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:14:22 [Preview] No.157816 del
>>157813
>>157814
Lots of different ingredients. I look forward to see how they are cooked.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:14:46 [Preview] No.157817 del
>>157811
Good work m8, at least you're moving and getting out and about


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:16:32 [Preview] No.157818 del
>>157813
Where is my chocolate doughnut?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:17:17 [Preview] No.157819 del
>>157814
Another nice haul neet.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:19:45 [Preview] No.157820 del
>>157814
have you had the cherry ripe old gold before?
might get some for mummybot


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:20:13 [Preview] No.157821 del
>>157818
I think that might have been another NEET.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:22:11 [Preview] No.157822 del
>>157821
No I think it was him.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:26:04 [Preview] No.157823 del
>>157822
He had better share his cheery ripe


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:30:36 [Preview] No.157824 del
thinking about beer again


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:32:39 [Preview] No.157825 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:32:50 [Preview] No.157826 del
What flavour do you idiots want?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:33:35 [Preview] No.157827 del
>>157826
hot chilli


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:35:18 [Preview] No.157828 del
>>157826
Hickory and Brown sugar please.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:35:56 [Preview] No.157829 del
>>157828
you've had enough sugar


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:36:47 [Preview] No.157830 del
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NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:37:03 [Preview] No.157831 del
>>157829
My teeth are beautiful when they're yellow.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:39:54 [Preview] No.157832 del
I just got a burrito from Guzmans, it was good


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:40:14 [Preview] No.157833 del
>>157829
What about Smokey BBQ?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:41:38 [Preview] No.157835 del
>>157832
What type?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:42:10 [Preview] No.157836 del
>>157834
>we can capture this NEET.
On the gnomes?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:42:54 [Preview] No.157837 del
>>157835
mild chicken burrito add guac


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:46:20 [Preview] No.157838 del
Eating pancakes


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:49:07 [Preview] No.157840 del
Archival gnome arse footage in Kensington


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:49:18 [Preview] No.157841 del
>>157839
Which begs the question, is shoppinghaulNEET one of Nuro's personalities?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:54:18 [Preview] No.157842 del
>>157841
ShoppinghaulNEET is nice though.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 03:54:29 [Preview] No.157843 del
>>157841
I didn't see any Nescafe Blend 43.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:01:16 [Preview] No.157844 del
>>157822
>>157821
Nah, I was the other neet that went shopping. No doughnuts nor battletoads.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:02:12 [Preview] No.157845 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:14:47 [Preview] No.157846 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-20/domestic-violence-inquiry-reports-back-early-hannah-clarke/12265492

"A Senate inquiry into domestic violence, set up days after a Brisbane mother and her three children were burned to death, has wrapped up three months early, without taking submissions or holding public hearings."


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:20:10 [Preview] No.157847 del
What's the best number?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:23:31 [Preview] No.157848 del
>>157846
Box ticking exercise to push more paperwork.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:25:57 [Preview] No.157850 del
>>157848
and get the senators on the committee some additional money. They get paid for each committee they're on.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:32:06 [Preview] No.157851 del
>>157820
No, it's a fairly new flavour I believe. I love dark choc and cherry ripe so pretty sure I'll like this

>>157816
>>157819
Thanks

>>157818
I promised you nothing

>>157823
>cheery ripe


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:32:18 [Preview] No.157853 del
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>>157847
The good book has all your answers neet


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:32:18 [Preview] No.157852 del
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>>157847
The good book has all your answers neet


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:32:38 [Preview] No.157854 del
Might get a big order of $1 wings from the Hut tonight.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:33:48 [Preview] No.157855 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:35:23 [Preview] No.157856 del
>>157813
Your best haul yet. I had a block of that Old Gold Cherry Ripe yesterday. I thought it was pretty good but not game changing.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:35:33 [Preview] No.157857 del
>>157855
Sad violine music?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:35:51 [Preview] No.157858 del
>>157857
>violine


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:36:20 [Preview] No.157859 del
>>157814
Your middle bacon is not from Australian pork.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:38:03 [Preview] No.157860 del
>>157853
hmmmmm


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:38:44 [Preview] No.157861 del
>>157858
Very sad music.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:38:57 [Preview] No.157862 del
>>157834
You should be banned for that post.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:40:29 [Preview] No.157863 del
>>157855
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:40:40 [Preview] No.157864 del
>>157862
do it then


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:43:32 [Preview] No.157865 del
>>157856
Thank you

>>157859
Just checked the picture and you're right. I assumed it was Aussie pig. Must be that Canadian pork?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:44:38 [Preview] No.157866 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:46:52 [Preview] No.157867 del
>>157865
>Canadian pork
If you're lucky it will be from Canada or Netherlands. If you are unlucky it will be from somewhere less reliable.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:47:02 [Preview] No.157868 del
>>157854
$5 delivery charge though. Currently deciding whether to get 12 wings plus a pepperoni pizza or 24 wings and no pizza


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:48:30 [Preview] No.157869 del
>>157867
I'll send a slice to ancestry.com


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:49:14 [Preview] No.157870 del
>>157868
Damn. I might get that 2+2 $30 deal, it doesn't have the $5 delivery charge added on.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:49:25 [Preview] No.157871 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:50:15 [Preview] No.157872 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:50:45 [Preview] No.157873 del
>>157871
So stealthy


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:51:14 [Preview] No.157874 del
>>157871
Nuro recorded his trip around the block with one of these.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:52:05 [Preview] No.157875 del
Anyone know how long I have to be on Newstart before I'm eligible to transfer over to Austudy and get that extra $100 a fortnight on my Austudy payment?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:53:44 [Preview] No.157876 del
IT'S RAINING!!!


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:53:58 [Preview] No.157877 del
>>157875
>I'm eligible to transfer over to Austudy
Have you applied for the payment and has it been approved?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:54:49 [Preview] No.157878 del
>>157877
he is probably not even studying


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:54:59 [Preview] No.157879 del
>>157877
I'm still on Newstart. Next year I'll be switching over to fulltime study then apply for Austudy.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:55:53 [Preview] No.157880 del
>>157856
Looking forward to trying the Nissin instant noodles that were $6.8 a pack. I'll be making a big mac-style burgers with the brioche buns. The lobster-flavoured cup noodles looked pretty good, and I've never had lobster. Thanks again :)


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:57:55 [Preview] No.157881 del
>>157879
>fulltime study then apply for Austudy.
You need to apply for the payment as Cenno confirms you are a student. Your payment is backdated from the date of application. You will need to call Cenno to cancel the other payment. If you apply before hand your payment date will be on the first day university starts.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:58:07 [Preview] No.157882 del
>>157880
>$6.8 a pack
be careful, the narky cunt who despises other neets' extravagant spending will be along soon


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:59:00 [Preview] No.157883 del
>>157881
>payment date will be on the first day university starts.
I mean a fortnight from this date for the first full payment.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 04:59:50 [Preview] No.157884 del
>>157882
I am already here but I didn't understand what $6.8 meant so I didn't say anything.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:00:15 [Preview] No.157885 del
>>157785
My mouth is full of BAC (Big aboriginal cock)


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:01:17 [Preview] No.157886 del
>>157882
>extravagant spending will be along soon
I still don't understand that post when the facts have been clearly established before about your wine/booze purchases. You even talked about the wine before hand.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:01:56 [Preview] No.157887 del
>>157885
Well don't speak with your mouth full, it is rude.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:03:23 [Preview] No.157888 del
>>157886
He had a go at somebody wanting to replace some leather boots yesterday.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:04:05 [Preview] No.157889 del
>>157872
probably not as there's a huge swine flu problem among the pigs in China which means China actually doesn't even produce enough pork to fill it's domestic Needs
It's probably American


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:04:21 [Preview] No.157890 del
You-know-who's $8,000 bike got a free pass though.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:05:15 [Preview] No.157891 del
>>157890
Not all NEETs have sugar daddies m8


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:05:27 [Preview] No.157892 del
>>157890
For some reason people here think it should be exempt from any criticism.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:06:22 [Preview] No.157893 del
>>157890
>>157891
What if it was a gift?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:06:52 [Preview] No.157894 del
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I finally found where this image came from today by accident:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s86-Z-CbaHA [Embed]


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:07:04 [Preview] No.157895 del
>>157880
what like $7 for one noddle packet or for that 5 pack


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:08:05 [Preview] No.157896 del
>>157871
this is how Weber will spy on Monaro's warhammer games


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:10:27 [Preview] No.157897 del
>>157896
There were more compact devices, I just liked the dice.

I started off by looking at gnomes with cameras but couldn't find any. Those mentioned on here must be custom made.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:11:26 [Preview] No.157898 del
>>157870
Looks like you can't get wings with that deal


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:12:24 [Preview] No.157899 del
>>157876
Got rain predicted for the next few days. Can't wait


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:12:37 [Preview] No.157900 del
>>157898
Surcharge for what because it costs more to make the pizza you are ordering?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:12:52 [Preview] No.157901 del
>>157898
Yeah, I've accepted I won't be getting wings tonight.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:13:33 [Preview] No.157902 del
>>157901
You earned them, order them.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:15:12 [Preview] No.157903 del
>>157902
I think I'd rather get the two (2) thin 'n crispy pepperoni pizzas, one (1) garlic bread and one (1) bottle of coke.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:15:59 [Preview] No.157904 del
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NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:16:11 [Preview] No.157905 del
>>157882
Never would've bought them if it wasn't for the CoronaBux

>>157890
Could've bought a decent 2nd-hand MOTORbike with that. But retard with the cock rings can't compute such logic in its head...

>>157895
A 5 pack. I'm not a millionaire


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:16:23 [Preview] No.157906 del
>>157903
>one (1) garlic bread
Very conservative.

I hope we receive updates as you order.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:18:03 [Preview] No.157907 del
>>157905
>cock rings can't compute such logic in its head...
He can also make cone pieces.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:18:17 [Preview] No.157908 del
>>157900
I'm not Pizza Hut you mong

>>157901
Yet another instance of not being able to share my food with a fellow NEET. Fuck YOU Satan!


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:19:15 [Preview] No.157909 del
>>157908
>I'm not Pizza Hut you mong
You could build one and get a employee discount.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:19:50 [Preview] No.157910 del