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NEET General #160 - Bedroom Duck Edition NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:32:25 [Preview] No. 158011
All true NEETs love Mallards.

Old thread: >>157008


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:33:21 [Preview] No.158014 del
How does he do it?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:36:42 [Preview] No.158020 del
duck tales woo woo


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:37:49 [Preview] No.158022 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:38:12 [Preview] No.158023 del
>>158013
Very disappointed this picture has not loaded.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:41:58 [Preview] No.158024 del
>>158023
Don't worry we've seen Ross before


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:42:39 [Preview] No.158025 del
>>158024
Curse of Craig stopped him from loading.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:46:02 [Preview] No.158027 del
>>157985
What did you order?

>>157992
I missed her live-stream over the weekend for kitchenwarehouse.com.au


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:46:56 [Preview] No.158028 del
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NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:47:49 [Preview] No.158029 del
Messy arse explosion


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:49:10 [Preview] No.158030 del
extreme gnome cleaning


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 07:57:20 [Preview] No.158031 del
>>158028
Is this happy Dan?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:04:05 [Preview] No.158032 del
going to have some bourbon and pepsi during my lecture


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:04:54 [Preview] No.158033 del
>>158031
I think it's a happy evil Dan


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:05:24 [Preview] No.158034 del
>>158032
Tell everyone I said hi.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:06:56 [Preview] No.158035 del
>>158034
I can feel a poo coming on but there's not enough time before it starts to go and do one.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:07:47 [Preview] No.158036 del
>>158035
Why not do both?

The sound of a splash will lighten the mood.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:12:30 [Preview] No.158037 del
Any suggestions for slightly more fancy cheeses? I don't the differences between cheeses and want to try something other than cheddar, mozzarella etc.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:12:55 [Preview] No.158038 del
Poo while you learn, what a time to be alive.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:13:36 [Preview] No.158039 del
>>158038
I've wanked while on hold to cenno before.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:14:51 [Preview] No.158040 del
>>158037
The fancy cheese section of your supermarket will have some packages with a bit of each type of cheese for entertaining. Get one of those first and work out which ones you like and don't like. Blue vein cheese, and soft cheese like brie are an acquired taste.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:15:56 [Preview] No.158041 del
No lecturer so far. Good start.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:16:34 [Preview] No.158042 del
>>158040
Ahh, cheers neet. Do you recommend Coles or Woolies for that?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:16:36 [Preview] No.158043 del
>>158041
Perhaps he is having a poo


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:16:50 [Preview] No.158044 del
weber


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:19:43 [Preview] No.158045 del
>>158042
Get one of those party packs with different cheese but make sure their portions aren't too big.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:21:55 [Preview] No.158046 del
>>158045
Yeah woolies used to have them, you could put 6 different ones in a bag or something


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:24:17 [Preview] No.158047 del
>>158042
Woolies has some South Cape, 3 and 4 variety packs.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:24:43 [Preview] No.158048 del
>>158043
He has now joined. He is old and hasn't used zoom before.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:26:51 [Preview] No.158049 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:31:04 [Preview] No.158050 del
>>158037
Coon is all you need. there's hard cheeseses and there's soft cheeses. Ever tried bocconcini balls?What about feta or haloumi? You just have to buy and try, no one can tell you what you will or won't enjoy. I can't stand blue cheese on its own but love it grated in a salad dressing or melted.And that's another thing to consider, that chesses taste different when meleted/grilled


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:33:22 [Preview] No.158052 del
>>157911
ur a tresure


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:33:50 [Preview] No.158053 del
>>158011
Mallard love is the purest form of affection.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:33:54 [Preview] No.158054 del
>>158050
>Coon
well look at mr moneybags


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:34:06 [Preview] No.158055 del
>>157916
You could hock them in at cashies.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:34:55 [Preview] No.158057 del
Long day of wage
>>157734
No. I explained what I was doing.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:35:12 [Preview] No.158058 del
Long day of wage
>>157734
No. I explained what I was doing.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:35:28 [Preview] No.158059 del
>>157832
ABSOLUTELY VINDICATED


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:35:30 [Preview] No.158060 del
>>157739
Get me some of those spicy beef rolls from bread top.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:35:48 [Preview] No.158061 del
>>158032
Pepsi is a better mixer.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:37:03 [Preview] No.158063 del
I found that hatechan /k/ post I was looking for. All my keywords were wrong yet I found it. I had saved the .html file onto an old harddrive back in 2015.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:38:01 [Preview] No.158064 del
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>>158037
I had some of this cheese from aldi.
I thought it was nice.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:38:44 [Preview] No.158066 del
>>158054
Poor bloke. I hope he's safe with his dog.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:38:53 [Preview] No.158067 del
>>158044
The one that doesn't reply to emails.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:39:03 [Preview] No.158068 del
>>158059
I am thinking of going to one in Adelaide. What do you recommend I get?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:39:12 [Preview] No.158069 del
>>157919
Take a picture of the bones.
>>157927


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:39:26 [Preview] No.158070 del
>>158063
How to personal curiosity what was it about?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:39:33 [Preview] No.158071 del
>>157745
It's mocha, I've tried it.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:39:51 [Preview] No.158072 del
>>158063
>>158070
*Out of personal curiosity


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:39:53 [Preview] No.158073 del
>>157750
>elastic ankles
Isn't that trendy wear?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:40:17 [Preview] No.158074 del
>>158057
How did the court go?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:40:20 [Preview] No.158075 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:40:45 [Preview] No.158076 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:40:58 [Preview] No.158077 del
>>158067
i didn't get a fucken email


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:41:03 [Preview] No.158078 del
>>158068
Do not listen to him, his recommendations are not to be trusted.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:41:17 [Preview] No.158079 del
>>158075
You'll never understand the gnomes with that attitude.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:41:20 [Preview] No.158080 del
>>158070
Poo chuter


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:41:38 [Preview] No.158081 del
>>157775
Cancels itself.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:41:49 [Preview] No.158082 del
>>158070
>>158072
Urban warfare in 2035.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:41:54 [Preview] No.158083 del
>>158064
never knew aldi sells the proper Parmasean


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:42:16 [Preview] No.158084 del
>>158078
I'll trust you then.
What should I get?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:42:37 [Preview] No.158085 del
>>158074
It didn't. I had to wait over an hour for them to open and then they said that a legal aid organisation I had contacted, contacted the court and it was thrown out.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:43:14 [Preview] No.158086 del
>>158077
You heckin did so.
I was worried about you.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:43:30 [Preview] No.158087 del
>>157779
I have already seen this post and replied to it about the dragon.
After reading it, I see there is no dragon.
I have read it before though.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:43:39 [Preview] No.158088 del
>>158085
Is that a good outcome?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:43:55 [Preview] No.158089 del
>>158086
I bloody well didn't.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:44:12 [Preview] No.158090 del
>>158083
I didn't realise that was parmesan.
I got the flaked variety.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:44:30 [Preview] No.158091 del
>>158087
I told him he should go on a mission to the GP to get put on a mental health plan.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:44:32 [Preview] No.158092 del
>>157787
One plays my requests on a keyboard.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:44:52 [Preview] No.158093 del
>>158058
> THE LONGEST WAGE

yeah it was very rainy day at coast, woke up in the workshop @ 4:30 and snoozed. got up @ 6:15 had shower hopped on computer @ 6:30 and worked till 6:30pm. Still wet cant go to beach stuck in workshop again tonight. Wew. Well it honestly beats commuting TBPH.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:45:46 [Preview] No.158094 del
>>158084
Not guzmans.
Get a nacho bowl from zambreros.
With guacamole, salsa and corn.
The chicken is good but I tried the cauliflower one (meat replacement thingo) and thought that was good.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:46:16 [Preview] No.158095 del
Nuro installed a hacksaw blade backwards once.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:46:23 [Preview] No.158096 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:46:45 [Preview] No.158097 del
>>158088
Not really, I charged her like $150 to go out there.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:47:04 [Preview] No.158098 del
>>158091
>put on a mental health plan
And they do what?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:47:50 [Preview] No.158099 del
>>158068
- Walk into Guzmans
- Ask for chicken burrito say no more
- Collect it. Eat it
- Be satified

almost a Haiku

>>158078
>>158094

STFU bitch i dont know how you fucked up your order that badly


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NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:48:56 [Preview] No.158101 del
>>158054
Fugg he got a year in jail at the end of his life for that.
Fukn kiked justice system


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:49:19 [Preview] No.158102 del
>>158093
lol are you now a warehouseNEET?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:49:38 [Preview] No.158103 del
>>157814
>>157813
Worthy haul.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:49:56 [Preview] No.158104 del
>>157826
Smokey bbq.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:50:12 [Preview] No.158105 del
>>158098
6-12 visits to a shrink.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:50:39 [Preview] No.158106 del
>>158099
>>158099
>how you fucked up your order that badly
I trusted you.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:50:57 [Preview] No.158107 del
>>157843
Maybe he's now using maple syrup.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:51:18 [Preview] No.158108 del
>>157847
1300655506


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:51:25 [Preview] No.158109 del
>>158100
Yeah, and that shows I didn't receive it.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:51:36 [Preview] No.158110 del
>>157876
Too wet for a choof.
>>157899
This is not good.
>>157901
This is also not good.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:52:17 [Preview] No.158111 del
>>158109
If you had your cb snorkel tuned in, you could've picked up my aura.
An aura of concern.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:53:29 [Preview] No.158112 del
Catch up complete.
Have not and will not have a choof or beer. I also have no painkillers.
Hope I can get to sleep.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:53:34 [Preview] No.158113 del
>>158090
well it's technically not but it's the proper stuff from Italy, cooked with it a lot at my old work and it's pretty good


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:53:38 [Preview] No.158114 del
>>158109
What happened?
That nastyNeet didn't get to you did he?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:53:50 [Preview] No.158115 del
>>158102
no half the spaces in this new industrial area have people living in them and its super comfy

i have only been here since fri night and already put a deposit on a new place up the road

nuro will have a 5 minute bike commute between beach, work, home with a coles in the middle. im laughing TBPFH


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:54:55 [Preview] No.158116 del
I want to invade Nuro's house and cook him a real burrito


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:55:27 [Preview] No.158117 del
>>158113
I had a Spanish fella at the last place I worked who said that the cheese is the only thing he goes to aldi from.
He is into platters and nibble shit.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:55:31 [Preview] No.158118 del
>>158093
It's good to see you are living with some consistency.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:55:41 [Preview] No.158119 del
>>158115
so you're off the dole then?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:55:46 [Preview] No.158120 del
>>158106
at no time did i say order beef corn chip nachos

with guzman its chicken burrito and chicken "nacho" fries the rest is shit


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:56:31 [Preview] No.158121 del
>>158120
>chicken burrito and chicken "nacho" fries
That's what a fucking ordered. And I gave it to the dog.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:57:42 [Preview] No.158122 del
>>158119
kinda

>>158121
i am sorry for your loss


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:58:34 [Preview] No.158123 del
>>158112
Good luck. Don't worry about getting to sleep or it will keep you awake.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:58:37 [Preview] No.158124 del
>>158112
Good luck m8.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 08:59:40 [Preview] No.158125 del
>>158116
I can imagine it would be a bit more than an invasion.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:00:08 [Preview] No.158126 del
>>158119
Daddy will buy it.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:00:44 [Preview] No.158127 del
>>158123
I bet he will make it so he can't sleep and that will be his justification for getting on all the rotten gear again going forwards. "I couldn't sleep without it".


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:01:32 [Preview] No.158128 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:03:23 [Preview] No.158129 del
>>158114
i never left


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:04:04 [Preview] No.158130 del
Going to make some curried sausages to have with some mashed potato.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:06:13 [Preview] No.158131 del
>>158130
Yummo.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:08:16 [Preview] No.158132 del
Niche Gnome construction


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:08:31 [Preview] No.158133 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:09:19 [Preview] No.158134 del
>>158128
Thank you Nuro.
I-I can go j-just a day without it.. r-right?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:09:39 [Preview] No.158135 del
>>158130
Yumski.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:09:40 [Preview] No.158136 del
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NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:09:50 [Preview] No.158137 del
>>158054
So check this out:
Karen has this guy's doggo and is holding it like a high card.
Karen whips out her magic phone and starts filming, which is pretty agressive.
Karen stands in front of the quad bike dispite the obvious insanity of that move.
she's pushed this poor guy to the limit and made it super easy for him to run her over at standing speed.
the silly cow gets lightly injured and dispite the legals of her stance the guy gets a hefty sentance especially for his condition.
the question i have is:
was his lawyer pajeet tier incompetent?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:10:55 [Preview] No.158138 del
>>158137
>Karen
Shit tier normal nigger meme.
Heckin kenau reeves baby yoda pupperino thanos


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:11:48 [Preview] No.158139 del
>>158137
he was a white male
the lowest position one can hold in society


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:12:39 [Preview] No.158140 del
>>158134
if you have a good day you can go without it, if you have a bad day you cant, its all got to do with with what side of the bed you woke up on


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:15:03 [Preview] No.158141 del
>>158137
Probably if he was dying, he shouldn't have been jailed. She probably has a permanent limp so she'll remember for the rest of her life


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:15:11 [Preview] No.158142 del
>tfw went to Guzmans before Nuro ruined it


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:18:01 [Preview] No.158143 del
>>158136
I remember that Vsauce episode


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:21:08 [Preview] No.158145 del
>>158120
Guzman Gomez, the 'Maccas' of Mexican food...


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:22:58 [Preview] No.158146 del
>>158137
he cant smoke in jail. this probabally would have extended his life as i guarantee he would still smoke.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:23:03 [Preview] No.158147 del
>>158140
Yeah, I had an okay, although exhausting day.
Still, wouldn't mind 6 codeine pills for a mellow tv watching session before a snooze.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:23:36 [Preview] No.158148 del
Got this new deodorant and I am enjoying my fragrance tbh


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:25:08 [Preview] No.158149 del
>>158148
>Got this new deodorant
Which one?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:27:06 [Preview] No.158150 del
Cruisey is not a real unna - he is mostly Irish. He is not a real Mallard - he is not even a duck. Watch out for his lies.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:30:34 [Preview] No.158152 del
>>158149
>>158151
It has a strong smell like Lynx but it isn't too overpowering


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:30:57 [Preview] No.158153 del
>>158151
I prefer a roll-on to a spray.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:34:59 [Preview] No.158154 del
>>158153
I don't mind them. I like spray because I know it's on. What bothered me about roll on is not knowing if it is on or not on enough.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:36:07 [Preview] No.158155 del
>>158150
I am all unna.
I am the Mallard.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:36:18 [Preview] No.158156 del
>>158154
Yes I know that problem with the roll on. I stopped using the spray because it gets over everything and you breathe it in too.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:37:43 [Preview] No.158157 del
>>158155
You have been exposed.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:42:04 [Preview] No.158159 del
>>158158
Not a bad recommendation at all. If I remember when I am down there I will get it. Not a bad price too. I don't like how spray deodorants I like $6 each but I got it for $3 which is still a lot I feel for value.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:43:05 [Preview] No.158160 del
My 'deodorant' is the alcohol leeching out of my pores


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:45:20 [Preview] No.158161 del
>>158157
I am the only one that will do any exposing.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:47:13 [Preview] No.158162 del
>>158161
We haven't had a good bulge pic in weeks.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:53:17 [Preview] No.158163 del
>>158160
Your fragrance.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:55:58 [Preview] No.158164 del
>>158140
Bad days build up your tolerance to bad days.
Evidently Nuro builds up tolerance to opiate drugs on his bad days.
You wont develop as a man or into an effective person until you can work through bad days without fucking codine Nuro.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:58:24 [Preview] No.158165 del
>>158164
nuro IS the manLIEST of men you noFUN nuro hater


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 09:59:01 [Preview] No.158166 del
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NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:00:26 [Preview] No.158168 del
>>158164
i dont have any you double nigger

there is only som much you can you can be suprised and i am far to busy to see a new GP here let alone doctor shop


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:02:51 [Preview] No.158169 del
>>158168
>i am far to busy to see a new GP here let alone doctor shop
honestly that's a good thing as from what you told us about your old doctor is that he gives out pills way too liberally


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:05:43 [Preview] No.158170 del
>>158167
lol but we need more than that please.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:07:09 [Preview] No.158171 del
>>158150
Cruisey is actually a swan tbh


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:07:16 [Preview] No.158172 del
>>158169
that one doctor was actually an assemblage of (4) to avoid any legal scrutiny

TLDR the fucking TGA is comming down on doctors hard. I have a broken thumb, x rays and can barely get 3 scripts of codeine that used to be over the counter in 2018. seriously fuck the TGA i am in im pain.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:07:26 [Preview] No.158173 del
the itunes program is so complicated its like you gotta have a degree from nasa just to play sweet home Alabama.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:07:37 [Preview] No.158174 del
>>158171
An ugly duckling.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:07:41 [Preview] No.158175 del
>>158167
Made me laugh. Again


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:08:53 [Preview] No.158176 del
>>158173
yeah its the definition of bloatware, they made it so bad to force everyone in the cloud and buy icloud subscriptions to back up their phones


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:08:54 [Preview] No.158177 del
>>158172
In all honesty have you tried wanking?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:09:52 [Preview] No.158178 del
>>158172
good, honestly codine should be banned entirely as it's a really shit painkiller, given that it's a very addictive substance, and that they should swap it's use out for say CBD


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:10:08 [Preview] No.158179 del
>>158174
Monaro is an ugly fuckling


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:10:52 [Preview] No.158180 del
>>158173
I don't remember it being bad when I used it, granted I last used apple stuff like 7 years ago


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:11:37 [Preview] No.158181 del
>>158178
dope increases your sensitivity to pain IMHO


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:12:08 [Preview] No.158182 del
>>158181
then why is cbd used to treat pain


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:14:18 [Preview] No.158183 del
>>158182
because boomers and retarded karens dont understand medicine and seek to replace it with superstiion, twaddle and faggotry which they do understand.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:17:08 [Preview] No.158184 del
>>158181
I feel less pain, especially back pain when stoned.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:17:42 [Preview] No.158185 del
>>158184
what is the cause of you back pain?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:20:17 [Preview] No.158186 del
>>158178
what a joke weed ruined my life codeine your liver turns it to morphine is the mother fucking lick


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:23:15 [Preview] No.158187 del
>>158186
>weed ruined my life
Tell us more.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:25:55 [Preview] No.158188 del
Mission corn chips are much better than Doritos if you can get past the lack of sugar and salt compared to the latter


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:26:02 [Preview] No.158189 del
Waddle Rejuvenation Therapy


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:27:18 [Preview] No.158190 del
>>158185
Spinal reconstruction.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:28:44 [Preview] No.158191 del
>>158186
You love codeine, you cant face life without it, Codeine is the answer to all your problems.

You will never be an independent man like this Nuro. Just remember what i said:
>You wont develop as a man or into an effective person until you can work through bad days without fucking codine Nuro.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:29:38 [Preview] No.158192 del
>>158172
Soak your hand in a public toilet you utter mong

>>158178
Can't patent natural substances

>>158186
Your liver also starts to rot...


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:31:11 [Preview] No.158193 del
>>158185
Poor sitting posture


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:32:20 [Preview] No.158194 del
>>158191
dude im in my 30's i dont need drugs but i am mature enough to enjoy them responsibly


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:32:39 [Preview] No.158195 del
>>158186
cbd isn't thc


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:33:29 [Preview] No.158196 del
>>158194
>i don't need drugs
and yet you let it become your personallity


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:33:54 [Preview] No.158197 del
>>158194
But Nuro binges on drugs and the goon yesno?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:35:20 [Preview] No.158198 del
>>158188
Do they have a cheese flavour?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:35:49 [Preview] No.158199 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:35:55 [Preview] No.158200 del
>>158188
I feel like they're too hard


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:36:13 [Preview] No.158201 del
>>158193
Comfy cemen


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:36:33 [Preview] No.158202 del
>>158197
>yesno


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:36:57 [Preview] No.158203 del
>i am mature enough to enjoy them responsibly


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:37:53 [Preview] No.158204 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:37:55 [Preview] No.158205 del
>>158192
yeah and the problem is that all the karen parade natural shit which makes normal people look scheptically at things that are natural and have been proven through actual studies and not shit like taiwanese monkey testicals to cure cancer like her facebook group says


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:39:04 [Preview] No.158206 del
>>158204
Good night.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:40:35 [Preview] No.158207 del
Watching El Camino. Jessie Pinkman (is that a jewish surname?) is as young and as beautiful as he was at the end of breaking bad, but the actor who played todd has gotten fat and old.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:42:05 [Preview] No.158208 del
>>158203
Does Nuro think that having the political ideology of a boomer makes him mature despite him throwing bigger tanties than Monaro did in primary school


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:44:00 [Preview] No.158209 del
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>>158207
It's actually a Japanese-Australian surname


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:45:50 [Preview] No.158210 del
Solipsism is truth.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:47:40 [Preview] No.158211 del
>>158210
unna is the truth


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:48:13 [Preview] No.158212 del
Having my second bowl of curried sausages with mashed potato.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:48:29 [Preview] No.158213 del
Might just go to bed.
Good night friends.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:52:24 [Preview] No.158214 del
>>158198
>>158188
Yes I enjoy the "Extreme Cheese" flavour. The plain white corn ones are also good. The Smokey BBQ was okay.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:52:46 [Preview] No.158215 del
>>158210
it's pessimistic though technically the truth


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:53:17 [Preview] No.158216 del
>>158204
Good night NEET


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:53:59 [Preview] No.158217 del
>>158207
>todd has gotten fat and old
Yeah it was sad to see.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:54:26 [Preview] No.158218 del
>>158213
Good night my friend.


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NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:56:21 [Preview] No.158220 del
>>158204
>>158213
#MeToo

Good night everyone


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:56:51 [Preview] No.158221 del
>>158220
Good night


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:57:40 [Preview] No.158222 del
goin tonbed


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:58:13 [Preview] No.158223 del
>>158207
I didn't get much out of El Camino. TBH Gran Torino is much betterer


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:58:36 [Preview] No.158224 del
>>158219
0.457142857142857


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:58:58 [Preview] No.158225 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 10:59:56 [Preview] No.158226 del
>tfw GM let the commodore die becuase they're too retard to realise that a Commodore Ute sold as an El Camino would of sold like hotcakes as long as it had marketing unlike the "SS"


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 11:00:16 [Preview] No.158227 del
>>158217
>has gotten fat and old
Like many a neet


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 11:00:26 [Preview] No.158228 del
>>158224
See how the 142857 repeats? The jury must acquit.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 11:07:42 [Preview] No.158229 del
>>158063
I was rereading through the /k/ thread, thought of a racist reply to a post, scrolled down and realized I had made the exact same reply five years ago. Christ.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 11:12:17 [Preview] No.158230 del
>thinking about boiled penguin eggs again


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 11:12:57 [Preview] No.158231 del
>>158229
>Still racist 5 years later
m8 you are stagnating. You need to move past it.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 11:13:46 [Preview] No.158232 del
>>158229
What was so interesting in a /k/ thread that you saved it?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 11:22:21 [Preview] No.158233 del
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Goodnight NEET


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 11:29:54 [Preview] No.158234 del
>>158233
Gook night. That one is more attractive than usual.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 11:33:37 [Preview] No.158235 del
>>158232
Heaps of abo porn.

>>158231
I haven't been genuinely racist for a couple of years now. I am still ironically racist on imageboards though.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 11:43:40 [Preview] No.158236 del
>>158235
>ironically racist
That is okay then m8.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 11:46:28 [Preview] No.158237 del
Had a wank.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 11:58:08 [Preview] No.158238 del
>>158233
I'd like to tuck her into bed.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 12:00:20 [Preview] No.158239 del
Kinda despise jessie pinkman. He has everything, and throws it away because of muh feelings.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 12:01:57 [Preview] No.158240 del
[illegal post, do not read]


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 12:33:34 [Preview] No.158241 del
>>158239
Yeah he is a bitch. He started off okay but as the show went on they turned him faggier and faggier in order to show him as some sort of conscience contrasted to Walt's sociopathy.

They even made it seem his parents were the real villains and he was innocent.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 12:39:58 [Preview] No.158242 del
I need to shave my head again.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 12:47:41 [Preview] No.158243 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 12:55:56 [Preview] No.158244 del
>>158243
Can people other than Shire watch that?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 13:06:13 [Preview] No.158245 del
>>158244
yes but it has a honda bike so I posted it for him


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 13:14:18 [Preview] No.158246 del
>>158245
It looks nice.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 13:21:49 [Preview] No.158248 del
>>158247
HMMMMM


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 13:23:37 [Preview] No.158249 del
reported


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 13:28:13 [Preview] No.158250 del
This guy got sentenced to 30 years jail for trying to import literally tonnes of drugs. But the thing is the drugs never existed. The whole thing was pitched to him by an undercover police officer and he just went along with it. And then he got sentenced to 30 years jail.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/michael-ibrahim-brother-of-kings-cross-identity-jailed-for-30-years/news-story/0ed26270c09bec6ec099767116e95b11


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 13:31:03 [Preview] No.158251 del
The Darrell Lea Chocolate blocks were half price ($2.50) at Woolies today so I tried a plain milk chocolate one. It was awful. Way worse even than Cadbury. Really nasty taste.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 15:11:46 [Preview] No.158253 del
>>158252
Read the posts you miss please. >>158144


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 15:49:34 [Preview] No.158254 del
>>158253
read this post >>158136


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 15:52:36 [Preview] No.158255 del
>>158254
Its vile.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 20:11:38 [Preview] No.158256 del
>>158250
Yeah its a bit of a blag by the AFP but lebs like this guy belong in the gaol.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 20:15:49 [Preview] No.158257 del
>>158256
Thank you NEET, I will pass on your positive comments to the team involved with the case as the celebration dinner was postponed until tomorrow night because of the corona virus restrictions. And Yours Truly was invited!


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 20:27:36 [Preview] No.158258 del
>>158226
It wouldn't have been a holden then.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 20:30:58 [Preview] No.158259 del
>>158246
It wasn't for you.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 20:34:09 [Preview] No.158260 del
>>158251
I don't think I've had that brand.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 20:34:54 [Preview] No.158261 del
Good morning friends.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 20:48:24 [Preview] No.158262 del
>>158260
Its one of the bad things SA BEST A produces. They nearly went bankrupt a while back and idiots saved them.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 21:00:49 [Preview] No.158263 del
>>158262
I will be avoiding their stuff.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 21:08:17 [Preview] No.158264 del
I got another email saying that Weber doesn't want my email.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 21:11:09 [Preview] No.158265 del
>>158264
There's something wrong with that mail server. I can't even send myself email.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 21:26:27 [Preview] No.158266 del
>>158265
Yeah, I figured it was your fault.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 21:31:18 [Preview] No.158267 del
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>>158251
>Darrel Lea chocolate


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 21:39:50 [Preview] No.158268 del
>>158266
IT ISN'T


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 21:50:51 [Preview] No.158269 del
Very hungry neet this morning. Going to make pancakes with banana, sultanas and blueberries?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 21:51:23 [Preview] No.158270 del
>>158269
That isn't a question.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 21:51:44 [Preview] No.158271 del
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This morning, I am the dragon.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 21:53:21 [Preview] No.158272 del
I HATE THE MOON, DUCKS, MALLARDS, WOMEN, MONARO


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:00:34 [Preview] No.158273 del
Woman are almost never represented in leading roles and she's gone after one season...
https://www.nydailynews.com/snyde/ny-ruby-rose-leaving-catwoman-20200520-whpjdxzjy5ccpkoeel2pjrjmu4-story.html


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:05:36 [Preview] No.158274 del
>>158273
stupid dyke probably druggie cunt anyway
no role model for women


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:10:28 [Preview] No.158275 del
>>158274
>no role model for women
These were the reviews I saw when looking for the article again.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:13:40 [Preview] No.158276 del
>>158274
>>158275
But this review with 1534 helpful reviews just hidden a little out of sight as it doesn't match the narrative.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:17:29 [Preview] No.158277 del
What was that other comic book one they made with the woman that played Pinkman's girlfriend in Breaking Bad. They cast her as bisexual with a love for BBC if I remember correctly.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:19:35 [Preview] No.158278 del
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NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:20:52 [Preview] No.158279 del
>>158277
>They cast her as bisexual with a love for BBC if I remember correctly
If everyone is not entirely representative it is not a good TV show. Capturing every niche just makes a series better.


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NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:29:02 [Preview] No.158281 del
>>158278
Crazy, I can imagine he would refuse any reasonable quote for postage as anyone should.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:29:08 [Preview] No.158282 del
>>158277
I bet in breaking bad she was topping pinkman with a massive black strap on every night. You can just tell that jessie's that guy.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:30:15 [Preview] No.158283 del
Doing a search now for shows with 'all white casts'


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:31:13 [Preview] No.158284 del
>>158280
I don't understand the part of this perspective where everyone else needs to challenge themselves but the people not being challenged doesn't need to change. Isn't that the very definition of a paradox.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:31:18 [Preview] No.158285 del
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NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:31:35 [Preview] No.158286 del
>>158285
in before irish aren;t white


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:32:32 [Preview] No.158287 del
>>158284
Twitter is largely an echo chamber. It's not worth thinking too hard about the shit you read there.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:33:43 [Preview] No.158288 del
Wasn't half of the friend's cast jewish? They can count as honorary non-whites.
>>158285
Those irish girls look kinda haggard.
>>158286
They aren't even white


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:34:50 [Preview] No.158289 del
>>158288
>half
I think you're underestimating


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:35:10 [Preview] No.158290 del
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NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:37:48 [Preview] No.158292 del
>>158291
I hope this meme never gets old.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:39:23 [Preview] No.158293 del
>>158292
cant tell if sarcasm


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:39:34 [Preview] No.158294 del
We have to say "present" in the chat as a record we were present in the tutorial. Tutor has yet to say good morning despite other students greeting each other.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:40:42 [Preview] No.158295 del
>>158293
It's not. I genuinely like it.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:41:27 [Preview] No.158296 del
>>158294
>Tutor has yet to say good morning
Perhaps at this early hour he is still under the effects of Dan


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:46:12 [Preview] No.158297 del
>>158296
Could be.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:49:09 [Preview] No.158298 del
She's not asking any questions just moving the mouse around on the screen, flipping through the slides and it is really awkward.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 22:59:20 [Preview] No.158299 del
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NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 23:03:38 [Preview] No.158300 del
>>158283
Home Improvement


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 23:28:33 [Preview] No.158302 del
>>158301
Why would anybody pay $60 for a re-release of an old game?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 23:31:22 [Preview] No.158303 del
>>158302
New game shiny.


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 23:31:36 [Preview] No.158304 del
>>158302
Why would anybody pay any money for a game, old or new?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 23:32:39 [Preview] No.158305 del
Cobez is live, about to do a spicy food challenge. Should be funny
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l7vTjUm2AdU [Embed]


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 23:34:32 [Preview] No.158306 del
>>158302
I haven't played any Saints Row. And I'm wanting an open-world GTA-like game to kill the never-ending boredom of being NEET...

>>158304
Are you a monk?


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 23:35:20 [Preview] No.158307 del


NEET 05/20/2020 (Wed) 23:48:56 [Preview] No.158308 del
Nuros new housemate


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:04:37 [Preview] No.158309 del
>>158272
And Fr*nce I hope.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:06:14 [Preview] No.158310 del
>>158309
OF COURSE


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:14:02 [Preview] No.158311 del
>>158308
I was disappointed that this wasn't the crystals guy.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:18:28 [Preview] No.158312 del
>>158308
I have a one bedroom flat. I wonder if I could use this approach to meet the right girl. I'm not quite as handsome and dashing as this guy though.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:22:29 [Preview] No.158313 del
>>158312
People actively search out these adverts to cause trouble, so it's probably not worth the bother.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:26:17 [Preview] No.158314 del
Really getting pissed off at me craptop not being able to handle anything greater than 30fps...


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:33:37 [Preview] No.158315 del
>>158301
Just spent $260 at jbhifi myself


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:40:47 [Preview] No.158316 del
Why do people buy really fancy cars like Phantoms? Why not just stick with a more upper middle class car and save yourself the embarrassment.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:41:26 [Preview] No.158317 del
>>158315
On what!?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:45:44 [Preview] No.158318 del
>>158316
I'm sure people who can afford $950,000 cars are embarrassed at your opinion of them.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:47:06 [Preview] No.158319 del
Never heard of a Toyota 'phantom'. Is that the new Prius?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:51:01 [Preview] No.158320 del
>>158317
They are having a buy 1 get 1 free sale on bd/4k discs so I kinda stocked up and I replaced my Harry Potter BD copies with 4k discs


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:53:51 [Preview] No.158321 del
>>158319
>Toyota 'phantom'.
They call it the crown and it is a pretty bad ass car.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:54:14 [Preview] No.158322 del
>>158321
From memory the newest model does have hybrid technology.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:55:08 [Preview] No.158323 del
>>158316
If you're buying a rolls royce phantom you obviously want to be noticed and don't care about embarrassment.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 01:00:11 [Preview] No.158324 del
I keep forgetting the chocolate chips for my pancakes.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 01:02:16 [Preview] No.158325 del
>>158323
Think that arsehole 'candyman' has one


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 01:03:22 [Preview] No.158326 del
>>158324
What about the maple syrup, or are you a golden syrup person?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 01:04:57 [Preview] No.158327 del
>>158326
Nah, maple. Female roommate gets some nice stuff imported from Canada.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 01:28:12 [Preview] No.158328 del
Arse gnomes are walking into my room at night time.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 01:28:58 [Preview] No.158329 del
>>158328
The footage is spectacular.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 01:36:11 [Preview] No.158330 del
God morgen mine venner.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 01:39:36 [Preview] No.158331 del
>>158330
Good morning.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 01:45:06 [Preview] No.158332 del
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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 01:46:51 [Preview] No.158333 del
I'm going to punch the moon tonight.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 01:47:23 [Preview] No.158334 del
>>158333
I'll help you.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:00:07 [Preview] No.158336 del
>>158335
Trust some dumb cunt from Shitbourne not to know the difference between coffee and chocolate. It was probably Sperg.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:04:12 [Preview] No.158337 del
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I saw this on After Life on Netflix last night and laughed.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:06:13 [Preview] No.158338 del
>>158261
Good morning my friend.

>>158271
Big Drago.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:12:18 [Preview] No.158339 del
Did about 12 minutes on the deskcycle so far.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:13:18 [Preview] No.158340 del
might crack open a pepperjack


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:14:49 [Preview] No.158341 del
>>158339
post a picture of it


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:15:44 [Preview] No.158342 del
>>158312
Lots of hungry ladies out there


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:16:05 [Preview] No.158343 del
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Turtle's having its afternoon bask


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:16:54 [Preview] No.158344 del
There should be an interactive virtual ride to Domino's that orders a garlic bread care package.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:17:15 [Preview] No.158345 del
>>158343
It kind of looks like a smile.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:17:29 [Preview] No.158346 del
>>158343
get a yabbie for him to fight


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:18:11 [Preview] No.158347 del
>>158344
he hasn't found that part of the API yet


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:18:11 [Preview] No.158348 del
Nuro returned a tortoise to the water once.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:20:29 [Preview] No.158349 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:20:55 [Preview] No.158350 del
Why do we have five nuro flags?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:21:22 [Preview] No.158351 del
>>158349
>>158347
>tfw too dumb to understand


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:21:54 [Preview] No.158352 del
>>158350
NoFun likes to spice things up


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:26:06 [Preview] No.158353 del
I went to see my mate who is depressed and he got angsty and sent me off, calling me a nazi. all the signs are bad that i can see.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:26:15 [Preview] No.158354 del
>>158352
Obsessed would be a better term


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:26:47 [Preview] No.158355 del
>>158353
Just break all contact. If he apologises, re-assess.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:28:29 [Preview] No.158356 del
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thots


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:28:33 [Preview] No.158357 del
>>158339
>deskcycle
Where did you buy it from?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:29:07 [Preview] No.158358 del
>>158342
NK you boong.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:29:37 [Preview] No.158359 del
>>158343
A beautiful creature.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:29:56 [Preview] No.158360 del
>>158343
Shitey are you seeing the Indian Lady this weekend?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:30:19 [Preview] No.158361 del
Grocery order today is:
1/2 cabbage
2-3 turnips
1kg bag of carrots
Oyster sauce


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:30:26 [Preview] No.158362 del
>>158355
guys dont apologise. i will contact him again in a couple of weeks. Him being a tool is no problem, im just concerned for his state of mind which is clearly suffering after his fathers passing


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:30:59 [Preview] No.158363 del
>>158357
Granddad bought it.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:31:21 [Preview] No.158364 del
>>158353
>calling me a nazi
Are you a nazi? He doesn't need that sort of toxic shit in his life.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:31:54 [Preview] No.158365 del
>>158363
How old is it?


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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:32:23 [Preview] No.158367 del
>>158363
You sure it isn't half of a pedal-powered radio from WWII?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:32:42 [Preview] No.158368 del
>>158365
He bought it recently. Not sure where he got it from, it seems pretty basic but does the job. I can feel the burn in my legs.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:33:49 [Preview] No.158369 del
Have you got those pot plants yet?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:35:19 [Preview] No.158370 del
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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:35:32 [Preview] No.158371 del
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>>158367
Certain.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:36:24 [Preview] No.158373 del
>>158370
>>158371
Spooky coincidence.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:36:29 [Preview] No.158374 del
>>158361
I'll have a chocolate doughnut please


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:41:03 [Preview] No.158375 del
>>158360
>are you seeing the Indian Lady this weekend
No plans have been made. Though I'm looking to move back to Melbourne soon


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:41:22 [Preview] No.158376 del
>>158356
How long did it take you to put 'Abbo Juice' on the jerry can?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:42:21 [Preview] No.158377 del
>>158361
Very healthy shopping list.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:43:45 [Preview] No.158378 del
>>158375
>Though I'm looking to move back to Melbourne soon
To be closer to the Indian lady?


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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:46:05 [Preview] No.158380 del
>>158378
I'm returning to study in Semester 2, planning to study at UniMelb


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:49:54 [Preview] No.158381 del
>>158362
Passing wind?

>>158364
kek


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:52:14 [Preview] No.158382 del
Currently cleaning the house for a 'virtual' rental inspection. If I don't send enough 'detailed' pics then they'll physically come 'round. I'm not obligated to do this but can't stand them stepping foot into my space...


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:54:10 [Preview] No.158383 del
>>158382
Send them their own pictures from last time the place was advertised.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:55:43 [Preview] No.158384 del
>>158382
>can't stand them stepping foot into my space
Arse gnomes are trotting around my premises every single night.


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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:56:37 [Preview] No.158386 del
>>158383
>t. SmartNEET


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:57:50 [Preview] No.158387 del
>>158383
alternatively, send take 10 megapixel photographs and take down their mail server.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 02:59:54 [Preview] No.158388 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:00:56 [Preview] No.158389 del
I am addicted the caffeine. I was feeling down and wondering where all my energy went and realised I have not had my middle of the day fix...


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:01:56 [Preview] No.158390 del
>>158381
you mong. his dad died in new zealand just after the travel bans, hence my mate couldnt get there.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:05:23 [Preview] No.158391 del
>>158390
Did he die from passing wind?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:07:24 [Preview] No.158392 del
>>158390
I think you need to quote what part of the post you are responding to.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:08:35 [Preview] No.158393 del
>>158385
I have a Zoom appointment with my psychiatrist tomorrow


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:08:42 [Preview] No.158394 del
>>158389
You need to graduate to coffee enemas.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:09:24 [Preview] No.158395 del
>>158393
For Dexis?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:10:08 [Preview] No.158396 del
>Amazon's audiobooks brand, Audible, has had its new TV advert featuring Celeste Barber and Poh Ling Yeow banned, just two months after it was launched.
>The commercial, which shows comedian Celeste sitting in a fridge as MasterChef contestant Poh closes the door on her, breached Ad Standards' regulations because of the risk of children copying such behaviour.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8342053/The-reason-advert-starring-Celeste-Barber-Poh-Ling-Yeow-BANNED-television.html


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:11:12 [Preview] No.158397 del
>>158394
I do not have an oil mixing syringe


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:12:32 [Preview] No.158398 del
>>158397
Both Supercheap and Autobarn have everything required.


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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:16:43 [Preview] No.158400 del
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>>158395
Nah I've still got some dexies left the one on the left is full of ritalin tablets I like to keep in touch with my psychiatrist


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:19:09 [Preview] No.158401 del
>>158390
If your mate passed enough wind and held his arms out he could've flown there.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:20:22 [Preview] No.158402 del
>>158400
I am still amazed at the amount of tablets you get in a bottle.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:22:32 [Preview] No.158403 del
Going to take a piss.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:24:36 [Preview] No.158404 del
Came back after my piss and was immediately disgusted by the neetscent in my room.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:26:47 [Preview] No.158405 del
>>158404
Wash your penis.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:29:14 [Preview] No.158406 del
>>158400
Did you get a complementary serving of benzos for dessert?


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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:34:00 [Preview] No.158408 del
This wet weather has made me want to rest and do nothing.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:34:04 [Preview] No.158409 del
>>158400
How much do you take? I only take 1/4 tablets, any more gives me anxiety.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:35:14 [Preview] No.158410 del
>>158409
When I'm taking it, I take one in the morning and one in the afternoon


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:36:57 [Preview] No.158411 del
>tfw no dexis to have a crazed dexis wank


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:41:29 [Preview] No.158412 del
>>158411
It's probably better to do something productive than wank with 20 tabs of porn open.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:46:48 [Preview] No.158413 del
>>158412
>20 tabs of porn open
amateur numbers


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 03:52:36 [Preview] No.158414 del
>>158413
CoomerPro


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:00:01 [Preview] No.158416 del
Are there any Australian websites showing before and after shots of simple home rennovations for 1950s and 1960s double-brick houses?
I want to start fixing mine, but I think I'm going to be stuck with the shitty white enamel paint that's on every bit of timber inside. Skirting, sash windows, door frames, etc.
Is the timber underneath actually good and stain-able, or was it just shit that's only fit for enamel paint?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:01:42 [Preview] No.158417 del
>>158416
I've got no clue.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:02:47 [Preview] No.158418 del
>>158417
Yeah, neither do I.
All those shitty TV shows they just build decks and bathrooms and shit in already modern houses.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:21:48 [Preview] No.158419 del
Time for a whisky.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:25:34 [Preview] No.158420 del
The cute redhead at IGA came up to me and told me to go to her checkout she was opening to get served. I'll be making a stew tomorrow, one guess on what one of the primary ingredients will be.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:28:06 [Preview] No.158421 del
>>158416
Try and hammer a nail into your door frames etc if it's hard to get in it's likely hardwood and worth the trouble to strip the paint off


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:30:56 [Preview] No.158422 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:31:03 [Preview] No.158423 del
My uni gym is gradually opening up, only 9 people at a time and you have to book a time in advance though. Kind of annoying.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:34:25 [Preview] No.158424 del
>>158390
He's passing wind in heaven now


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:37:15 [Preview] No.158425 del
>>158404
Get some incence

>>158420
The redhead?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:38:37 [Preview] No.158426 del
>>158421
Will do, thanks.

The floor boards where I have removed the carpet appear to be white oak, which is good.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:38:48 [Preview] No.158427 del
>>158425
Wouldn't mind eating her for dinner to be honest.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:39:15 [Preview] No.158428 del
>>158420
Did she touch your elbow?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:44:11 [Preview] No.158429 del
>>158427
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wzC1Dn0gqgE [Embed]


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 04:59:34 [Preview] No.158430 del
AVGN


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:00:35 [Preview] No.158431 del
>>158400
My psych tries to push the 300 bottle ones on me


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:00:52 [Preview] No.158432 del
>>158431
>psych


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:01:31 [Preview] No.158433 del
>>158410
>>158409
Im prescribed 8 a day, psych asked me if I need more a day....should have said yes but didn't want to look like a junkie


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:04:43 [Preview] No.158434 del
Has anyone here ever had cheese pizza? Seems like it would be really bland to me.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:05:10 [Preview] No.158435 del
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I've finished cleaning the tank and installing the turtle's new filter. It's actually working quite well


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:06:04 [Preview] No.158436 del
>>158434
Never had it, but it's not hard to imagine it tastes like bland crap.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:06:05 [Preview] No.158437 del
Fireman Pat and Postman Sam.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:06:27 [Preview] No.158438 del
>>158435
There's a gnome in your room.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:06:41 [Preview] No.158439 del
>>158435
Good lad


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:07:12 [Preview] No.158440 del
The dogs hole is suddenly a lot looser.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:07:15 [Preview] No.158441 del
>>158435
Well done Shitey. Watch out for that arse gnome.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:07:59 [Preview] No.158442 del
>>158434
Hmmmmm


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:08:46 [Preview] No.158443 del
>>158442
What are you hmmm'ing about?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:09:10 [Preview] No.158444 del
Going to have a cuppa.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:09:58 [Preview] No.158445 del
>>158443
He suspects that other neet is talking about kiddy porn.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:10:03 [Preview] No.158446 del
>>158444
Tea? Coffee? Orally? Anally? We need to know the details.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:10:47 [Preview] No.158447 del
>>158445
I'm talking about actual pizza. Him thinking about CP is his problem.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:14:00 [Preview] No.158448 del
>>158447
I like it but I'm not fussy with food and I like cheese in general. I guess the texture is a bit bland. You don't have the same variety you have with other toppings in terms of texture although a half decent one will vary the cheeses.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:15:57 [Preview] No.158449 del
>>158447
>Him thinking about CP
That might be Nokia neet. He accuses everyone of being a pedophile and then says that being upset by that accusation is proof you're a pedo. Don't worry about him.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:16:14 [Preview] No.158450 del
>>158437
delet this


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:17:07 [Preview] No.158451 del
Penis gnomes are much more dangerous than arse gnomes.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:17:36 [Preview] No.158452 del
>>158448
I considered getting one but I think I'll pass.
>>158450
No.
>>158449
If this is the same person then I think I've been called a pedo by him in the past.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:17:43 [Preview] No.158453 del
I had a gnome crawl down my urethra once.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:17:58 [Preview] No.158454 del
>>158451
Where do scrotum gnomes fit?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:19:02 [Preview] No.158455 del
>>158452
>I think I'll pass
You do you m8. If you see one on special it might be worth a try, even if you find it a bit bland you can always spice it up a bit yourself with some bacon, pineapple etc.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:19:22 [Preview] No.158456 del
Ashley posted last night while I was asleep.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:19:27 [Preview] No.158457 del
>>158454
In your scrotum.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:20:00 [Preview] No.158458 del
>>158455
>You do you


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:21:43 [Preview] No.158459 del
>>158458
Bee urself neet! <3


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:22:32 [Preview] No.158460 del
Webby cupped my breasts gently as he thrusted his member into me from behind and locked me in his warm embrace once.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:23:34 [Preview] No.158461 del
>>158455
>You do you


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:23:54 [Preview] No.158462 del
>>158460
did not


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:24:14 [Preview] No.158463 del
>>158461
>>158458
<do you, you?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:24:57 [Preview] No.158464 del
>>158462
It is never gentle with webby.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:26:05 [Preview] No.158465 del
>>158446
Tea. Oral. Milk. #1 Super Cool Dad mug.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:27:56 [Preview] No.158466 del
>>158433
>Im prescribed 8 a day
How long have you been on dexies for?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:32:04 [Preview] No.158468 del
>>158467
They should bread cows that do that. They could startle them and just push them into the mincer.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:32:56 [Preview] No.158469 del
>>158468
>bread cows


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:33:19 [Preview] No.158470 del
>>158469
schnitty


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:33:57 [Preview] No.158471 del
two weeks in a row I didn't do word of the week and nobody noticed


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:34:52 [Preview] No.158472 del
>>158471
I have honestly lost track of time.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:35:49 [Preview] No.158473 del
https://twitter.com/canisalexander/status/1262747847503474688
Uh, hello?! BASED DEPARTMENT?!
This absolute chad killed a child rapist.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:37:43 [Preview] No.158474 del
Those photos of the anal chair have me scared as every time I sit down my chair lets out a little creak. I don't want to get a therapy session from my fucking chair, christ, what a hospital visit that would be.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:39:14 [Preview] No.158475 del
>>158473
Good on him. Now somebody just needs to "accidentally" inform the jury members about jury nullification.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:39:24 [Preview] No.158476 del
>>158435
Turtle will be pleased


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:39:30 [Preview] No.158477 del
>>158474
> what a hospital visit that would be.
Blown out hole.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:39:39 [Preview] No.158478 del
>>158431
I didn't know there was 300 bottles


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:42:15 [Preview] No.158480 del
Gnome nullification


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:45:44 [Preview] No.158483 del
>>158482
>walls stained by an unknown substance

NEETresidue


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:45:45 [Preview] No.158484 del
>>158482
replace the beer bottles with wine bottles and stout longnecks and you'd have my kitchen


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:45:56 [Preview] No.158485 del
>>158434
I'd buy them as a base to add my own toppings. Almost like making a pizza from scratch

>>158435
Well done sir

>>158474
Get a beanbag


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:46:27 [Preview] No.158486 del
There's a lot of dishes waiting in the kitchen to be cleaned. I'm going to do it now before mum gets home


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:47:13 [Preview] No.158488 del
I got called up for jury duty once but flashed the court my Autismbux card and got out of it.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:48:04 [Preview] No.158489 del
>>158484
I wish I could be the judge of that.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:48:54 [Preview] No.158490 del
>>158487
Hearty kek, how dumb do you have to be.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:51:14 [Preview] No.158491 del
Those broken bloody chair photos reminded me of the video of that guy who put a glass jar up his bum


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:52:25 [Preview] No.158492 del
>>158491
Rumors say a lot of the glass is still up there


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:54:05 [Preview] No.158493 del
I love the term dakadak.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:54:45 [Preview] No.158494 del
Dangerous arse insertion


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:55:16 [Preview] No.158495 del
>>158494
Get the gnomes to investigate.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:56:03 [Preview] No.158496 del
we replaced decadic dialing with DTMF dialing in the early 90s


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:57:33 [Preview] No.158497 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:57:45 [Preview] No.158498 del
>>158482
Monaro would never say what he did to his house that got him evicted.


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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:59:24 [Preview] No.158500 del
>>158498
Perhaps it was a large sex orgy?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:59:46 [Preview] No.158501 del
>>158488
It might have been fun.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:00:10 [Preview] No.158502 del
>>158498
He had framed photos of his own dick in every room.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:00:11 [Preview] No.158503 del
I am getting 503 error message when browsing web pages. It says an issue with Varnish cache serve. It is second time it has happened on different websites today. Spooky.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:03:04 [Preview] No.158504 del
>>158503
Some big e-commerce sites run Varnish out front to cache and accelerate delivery of static content.
I did a bunch of work for various Australian fashion labels and they all used it.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:04:22 [Preview] No.158505 del
>>158504
Good as long as it wasn't me. I remember TPG long ago using proxies but I believe that time has long passed.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:05:05 [Preview] No.158506 del
>>158504
also isn't there some 'click frenzy' bullshit on at the moment


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:05:47 [Preview] No.158507 del
>>158505
yeah, ISPs stopped using proxies and cache engines a long time ago. They cause more problems than they solve.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:06:18 [Preview] No.158508 del
>>158506
The first site was https://jalopnik.com/ which is an American site but I get:
Error 503 Service Unavailable

Service Unavailable
Guru Mediation:

Details: cache-syd10150-SYD
with some other technical details.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:07:26 [Preview] No.158509 del
>>158507
>ISPs stopped using proxies and cache engines a long time ago.
They were good when you had those download sites like Rapidshare and you could swamp between them to get past the download limits.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:08:05 [Preview] No.158510 del
>>158508
Website loads for me, but what you're seeing is the cache/reverse-proxy/whatever out the front failing for whatever reason. 503 usually means it can't hit the back-end webserver.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:08:30 [Preview] No.158511 del
Spent half an hour looking under the bed for the mouse receiver that I lost a week ago, and nothing. The search continues...


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:10:22 [Preview] No.158512 del
>>158511
I lost my pen a few days. I searched the whole desk. Found it today in the pen container in front of me...


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:11:29 [Preview] No.158513 del
Question in the lecture:
>is ssl a communication protocol or security?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:12:21 [Preview] No.158514 del
>>158513
[why not both taco girl dot jpg]


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:13:05 [Preview] No.158515 del
>>158513
also lel that SSL is totally deprecated in favour of TLS
lecturer up with the times


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:14:49 [Preview] No.158516 del
>>158514
>>158515
These are probably the better answers than:
>"Secure Sockets Layer, is an encryption-based Internet security protocol." - Google


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:14:51 [Preview] No.158517 del
My only pair of trackies are in the wash for the first time in a month and now I am cold.
Goodbye neets. It has been a good ring.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:16:23 [Preview] No.158518 del
>>158517
>It has been a good ring.
Arse ring?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:17:15 [Preview] No.158519 del
Literally 5 minutes after saying that I found the damn thing, camouflaged in a very dark spot. I'm going to paint the thing white or some bright colour


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:18:58 [Preview] No.158520 del
>>158519
You found the arse ring?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:19:16 [Preview] No.158521 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:19:31 [Preview] No.158522 del
>>158517
Sit with knees drawn to chest and pull hoodie down over legs


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:20:25 [Preview] No.158523 del
>>158520
I sold it to Smeagle


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:20:35 [Preview] No.158524 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:20:47 [Preview] No.158525 del
>>158522
>t. WarmNEET


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:21:28 [Preview] No.158527 del
>>158501
I was thinking about doing it, my old man got called up about 2 months before me, it must go off your sir name or something and even then there is no chance you will be picked once you go through the entire thing.

Anyway my old man ended up getting picked, it was some crazy lady with bpd who was claiming she was cuddled by a hospital security guard, they came to the conclusion she was not cuddled and the security guard was free.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:22:31 [Preview] No.158528 del
>>158527
surname*


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:26:06 [Preview] No.158529 del
>>158527
I don't think I can do it due to criminal convictions.
Motherbot just told them she was going to piss herself if she had to sit there all that time and they let her off.
Based on people I know who have done it, you will be excluded immediately from anything that might be interesting. ie 20-something white woman will automatically be excluded from sitting on a cuddle trial.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:26:55 [Preview] No.158530 del
>>158524
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:27:41 [Preview] No.158531 del
>>158529
My Dad didn't go into much detail, but apparently they had pretty good sandwiches and other treats during breaks.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:29:14 [Preview] No.158532 del
>>158531
yeah
in SA at least, if you're selected for jury duty and can't get out of it, you're on the hook for a specific period of time. So one person I knew had to go on a bus tour to the fucking zoo for a day while court was in recess


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:29:21 [Preview] No.158533 del
Pajeet is breathing into the microphone.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:31:05 [Preview] No.158534 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:31:45 [Preview] No.158535 del
>>158532
>I knew had to go on a bus tour to the fucking zoo for a day while court was in recess
Was the case about someone wanking off some animal?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:32:54 [Preview] No.158536 del
>>158535
No, they jurors were basically on the hook for a week, and there was no court one day, so the justice department (or whatever they're called) hired a fucking tour bus and plonked them all on it and made the driver take them out for the day.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:33:31 [Preview] No.158537 del
>>158534
I think the lecturer is having a stroke.
>Online shopping cart is good, aaahhhhhhhhh brings in more aaaahhhhhhhhh business.
It is prerecorded and the guy playing it cut him off before when he was explain every single aspect of this diagram because it was too much detail.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:34:00 [Preview] No.158538 del
>>158536
Jesus.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:34:27 [Preview] No.158539 del
>>158537
I apologise there may have been an "if" between the aaaaaahhhhhhhhs


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:35:10 [Preview] No.158540 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:36:12 [Preview] No.158541 del
>>158538
Christ


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:36:41 [Preview] No.158542 del
>>158540
Rude!

Reflect on this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:36:59 [Preview] No.158543 del
>>158541
On a bike?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:38:40 [Preview] No.158544 del
(119.66 KB 1280x720 Comfy.jpg)
It's so nice to be lying in bed using the wireless keyboard and mouse again


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:39:25 [Preview] No.158545 del
>>158544
that's a comfy looking poof


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:39:31 [Preview] No.158546 del
>>158544
That is one good boneless couch.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:40:28 [Preview] No.158547 del
>>158545
>poof
>>158546
>boneless couch


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:41:11 [Preview] No.158548 del
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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:42:07 [Preview] No.158549 del
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>>158547
>>boneless couch


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:42:17 [Preview] No.158550 del
>>158548
time for somebody's botty ointment


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:42:33 [Preview] No.158551 del
>>158532
>recess


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:43:51 [Preview] No.158552 del
>>158549
>couch
IT'S A FUCKING CHAIR


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:45:08 [Preview] No.158553 del
We are now talking about Cobol "it is only about 10 years old"...


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:45:15 [Preview] No.158554 del
>>158552
*Beanbag


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:45:22 [Preview] No.158555 del
>>158552
Let's be honest, it's just a beanbag.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:47:22 [Preview] No.158556 del
(74.94 KB 634x1024 Dinklage.jpg)
Once again I have been let down by the BOM. The forecast heavy rain has petered out into just a few light showers. My life is just one disappointment after another...


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:47:30 [Preview] No.158557 del
Lamb shank soup for dindins.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:47:35 [Preview] No.158558 del
I BET THE MOON OWNS A FUCKING BONELESS COUCH, THE GIANT HOMO


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:47:47 [Preview] No.158559 del
I


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:47:57 [Preview] No.158560 del
>>158556
One Dinklage after another?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:48:14 [Preview] No.158561 del
>>158556
somebody married that cunt


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:49:30 [Preview] No.158562 del
>>158557
Lovely.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:50:29 [Preview] No.158563 del
>>158559
First two vids are a classic.

Gcuddle LOOKING SLUT


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:51:21 [Preview] No.158564 del
>>158559
geeze thanks for those


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:53:50 [Preview] No.158565 del
>>158563
>Gcuddle


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:54:37 [Preview] No.158566 del
thecuddleutic


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:55:12 [Preview] No.158567 del
>>158565
the successor to Gcode that nuro has ignored questions on


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:56:17 [Preview] No.158568 del
>>158567
>Gcode
What? I know gcuddle was because of the word filter and quoted it because I found it funny. What is Gcode?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:57:52 [Preview] No.158569 del
>>158568
the language used to program CNC routers, mills and lathes
he posted a screenshot of some computer modelling and somebody asked how he was going to generate the Gcode and he ignored it


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 06:59:28 [Preview] No.158570 del
>>158569
Kek, sounds about right. Do you reckon his boss does most of the work and leaves nuro to do coolie work?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:00:37 [Preview] No.158571 del
>>158570
I suspect Nuro knows a thing or two about machining, but the work isn't anywhere near as interesting, varied, or exciting as he makes out.
There's only so much you can do putting bicycles together.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:01:35 [Preview] No.158572 del
>>158557
That's something I really wanna try making. Should be a good Winter meal. How do you cook yours?

>>158560
Well bantered

>>158561
He's famous and probably has millions


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:05:51 [Preview] No.158573 del
>>158572
>probably
certainly


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:05:58 [Preview] No.158574 del
>>158572
>That's something I really wanna try making. Should be a good Winter meal. How do you cook yours

Cindy does most of it, but it's pretty similar to this.

https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/lamb-shank-barley-soup/8abc0853-c9c4-4116-ac4f-874618ab1518


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:08:58 [Preview] No.158575 del
>>158574
I like lamb shanks as Osso Buco with feta on top.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:09:59 [Preview] No.158576 del
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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:11:21 [Preview] No.158577 del
>>158576
He must shop in the big boy boys section.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:12:24 [Preview] No.158578 del
>>158576
Those boots are horribly scuffed.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:13:01 [Preview] No.158579 del
>>158578
Yes, there's no excuse for that.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:13:51 [Preview] No.158580 del
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>>158574
>barley


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:17:55 [Preview] No.158582 del
>>158574
OK thanks but I plan on braising them in a red wine sauce and serving over mashed taters


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:18:37 [Preview] No.158583 del
>>158582
Add some feta on top.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:19:01 [Preview] No.158584 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:20:28 [Preview] No.158585 del
And I shall eat the meat directly off the bone!


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:20:30 [Preview] No.158586 del
>>158582
the correct way


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:20:40 [Preview] No.158587 del
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>>158272
But not dragons.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:20:58 [Preview] No.158588 del
>>158274
You're a role model for women.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:22:03 [Preview] No.158589 del
>tfw in a rut


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:22:13 [Preview] No.158590 del
>>158278
Give him a thumbs up.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:22:20 [Preview] No.158591 del
>>158583
Sounds horrible tbh


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:23:31 [Preview] No.158592 del
..?.. age like milk.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:23:54 [Preview] No.158593 del
>>158586
Thank you sir

>>158589
WTF you doin' in there?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:24:32 [Preview] No.158595 del
>>158591
If you don't like feta it would be. It can be added to a range of foods.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:25:16 [Preview] No.158596 del
>>158301
What are some good games for ps4?
I have played all the best known ones like fallout, red dead, the witcher but most of the others have been too shit to finish.
I liked farcry primal.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:25:32 [Preview] No.158597 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:26:12 [Preview] No.158598 del
l'art de l'entonnoir


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:26:39 [Preview] No.158599 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:27:41 [Preview] No.158600 del
>tfw mac gamer


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:28:33 [Preview] No.158601 del
>>158596
Battletoads


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:29:07 [Preview] No.158602 del
Arseloads


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:31:13 [Preview] No.158603 del
(36.93 KB 968x410 gnome.jpg)


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:33:18 [Preview] No.158604 del
I finished Battletoads on one life once.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:34:14 [Preview] No.158605 del
Was watching gameplay footage of Cyberpunk 2077 today. Looks pretty good tbqh, unlike this https://youtube.com/watch?v=tL3B67yHXyI [Embed]


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:34:47 [Preview] No.158606 del
>>158604
Not possible


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:35:09 [Preview] No.158607 del
>>158605
How are you going to design your genitals in the game when you get it?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:36:36 [Preview] No.158608 del
Quiero meterme hacer algo ilegal quiero dinero


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:36:43 [Preview] No.158609 del
>>158605
god damn it bro


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:36:58 [Preview] No.158610 del
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>>158604
If you send a screen capture to:
Battletoads,
Reply Paid 7800,
Canberra BC ACT 2610

You get this gnome.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:37:38 [Preview] No.158611 del
>>158608
Are you even Australian?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:37:58 [Preview] No.158612 del
>>158608
Branch into boong porn it's a high growth industry.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:38:41 [Preview] No.158613 del
>>158595
I do like feta but it just doesn't seem like a good combination.

>>158596
GTAV online, Arkham Knight, Ass Creed Origins


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:38:58 [Preview] No.158614 del
Got some garlic bread and a penne peppino from Fasta Pasta for dindins.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:39:33 [Preview] No.158615 del
>>158613
Crumble it up and try a little bit.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:40:09 [Preview] No.158616 del
(294.87 KB 1180x787 aborigs.jpg)


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:40:15 [Preview] No.158617 del
>>158607
Longer and wider than my own


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:41:23 [Preview] No.158618 del
>>158615
When I do make the lamb dish I might try some feta with the leftovers


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:41:48 [Preview] No.158619 del
Alguien me enseña entrar a la deep wed quiero dinero haría lo que fuera


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:42:24 [Preview] No.158620 del
>>158618
Do it when serving. It's a nice salty touch.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:50:10 [Preview] No.158622 del
going to watch tv and go to bed


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:51:23 [Preview] No.158623 del
>>158622
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:56:40 [Preview] No.158625 del
>>158319
That's a sexy looking car.
I hate that cars cost so much, like houses.
My mate went to a broker person the other day and they said for a $286,000 house, it would need a $108,000 deposit, and that is including the $15,000 first home buyers grant. There's fucking around 15+k alone.
Fuck, thought I heard a car pull up, so I ran to the bathroom and had a shower like a paranoid boong.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:57:18 [Preview] No.158626 del
>>158334
>>158333
You're both full of shit.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:57:30 [Preview] No.158627 del
I might buy a bulk supply of small, cheap garden gnomes and place them at the end of a certain driveway for a week straight just because. Then move onto a new house on the same street and keep doing that.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:58:07 [Preview] No.158628 del
>>158337
Wise words.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:58:14 [Preview] No.158629 del
>>158626
I won't be soon after I go to the toilet.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:58:25 [Preview] No.158630 del
>>158338
Big Mallard Drago.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 07:59:51 [Preview] No.158631 del
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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:00:12 [Preview] No.158632 del
>>158628
Thank you for noticing them. I thought so too.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:00:19 [Preview] No.158633 del
>>158350
1. B
2. A
3. S
4. E
5. D


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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:02:08 [Preview] No.158635 del
>>158374
Two chocolate doughnuts and a chocky milk.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:04:30 [Preview] No.158636 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:04:51 [Preview] No.158637 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:05:11 [Preview] No.158638 del
✧—═デ┳︻


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:05:31 [Preview] No.158639 del
>>158463
You, you do.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:06:26 [Preview] No.158640 del
>>158471
I wondered why I feel like more of a mong.
Word of the week is the only educational tool I engage with.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:07:17 [Preview] No.158641 del
>>158497
Down to metric fuck.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:08:57 [Preview] No.158642 del
>>158536
Was it mandatory to go?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:09:41 [Preview] No.158643 del
>>158544
I want that bag.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:10:22 [Preview] No.158644 del
>>158552
>boneless chair


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:10:23 [Preview] No.158645 del
>>158637
Cut it out.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:11:10 [Preview] No.158646 del
>>158643
Once you roll in you may never get out.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:15:53 [Preview] No.158647 del
>>158613
I haven't played any of those.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:16:47 [Preview] No.158648 del
>>158620
No. If I feel the need for a 'nice salty touch' then I'll add salt...

>>158622
Turn it on this time

>>158625
OK

>>158627
Cunts be stealing them. Super-glue those creepy fuckers down!

>>158629
Not a 'first thing in the morning' guy?

>>158631
Well boonged

>>158633
A well based answer. The ONLY answer!

>>158640
Today's word of the day is 'arse gnome'


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:19:28 [Preview] No.158649 del
>>158643
So do I. Do stores like Big W/Kmart even sell beanbags anymore?

>>158647
>Hasn't played GTAV
C'mon dude, that shit IS Playstation...


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:21:08 [Preview] No.158650 del
Jeg liker ikke ender.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:21:42 [Preview] No.158651 del
>>158649
>C'mon dude, that shit IS Playstation...
Graphics were pretty bad from memory when it first came out compared to graphics on medium to high setting on a PC.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:23:47 [Preview] No.158652 del
JEG HATER MÅNEN


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:26:54 [Preview] No.158653 del
THE RAINS ARE HERE


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:28:06 [Preview] No.158654 del
>tfw it is really bucketing here with thunder and lightning


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:29:22 [Preview] No.158655 del
>>158622
You do it every night, as soon as I arrive.
And never reply to my emails.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:30:30 [Preview] No.158656 del
>>158629
I am doing small, greasy poos.
Unsatisfying.]=


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:30:47 [Preview] No.158657 del
>>158631
That is a good looking unna.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:31:06 [Preview] No.158658 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:31:07 [Preview] No.158659 del
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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:32:01 [Preview] No.158661 del
>>158656
I'll let you have some of my cabbage stew I'm making tomorrow if you want.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:32:33 [Preview] No.158662 del
>>158649
I think I've played it somewhere, but never owned it.
I remember not liking that you could fly out the window when you crashed.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:32:40 [Preview] No.158663 del
>>158658
はい


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:33:31 [Preview] No.158664 del
>>158661
Will you?
You are a nice NEET.
Will you let me try some of your cauliflower soup when you make it?


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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:34:25 [Preview] No.158666 del
>>158664
>Will you let me try some of your cauliflower soup when you make it?
I hoped you had forgotten. I'll make it one day, just for you.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:34:41 [Preview] No.158667 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2OfhmVmhL7s [Embed]


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:34:43 [Preview] No.158668 del
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>>158656
You need a bulking agent


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:34:55 [Preview] No.158669 del
>>158587
What a great image.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:35:04 [Preview] No.158670 del
>>158544
Do you have a big screen tv in your bedroom?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:37:23 [Preview] No.158671 del
>>158665
はい


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:40:13 [Preview] No.158672 del
>>158666
I eagerly, yet patiently await.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:41:11 [Preview] No.158673 del
>>158669
ducklove


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:41:59 [Preview] No.158674 del
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For Star Wars NEET only.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:42:32 [Preview] No.158675 del
>>158625
>thought I heard a car pull up, so I ran to the bathroom and had a shower like a paranoid boong.
You can't keep living like this.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:43:50 [Preview] No.158676 del
>>158674
Not bad. I check all the Star Wars meme reddit pages regularly.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:43:51 [Preview] No.158677 del
>>158673
JEG HATER ENDER!!!


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:44:04 [Preview] No.158678 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:44:37 [Preview] No.158679 del
>>158676
>reddit


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:44:53 [Preview] No.158680 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yyO5VdT81NQ [Embed]

I came


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:47:37 [Preview] No.158682 del
>>158677
Jeg elsker ender.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:49:11 [Preview] No.158683 del
tekken is still a thing.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:50:03 [Preview] No.158684 del
>>158655
I noticed this as well. I want to go to sleep too though.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:51:26 [Preview] No.158685 del
>>158651
Yes graphics are much better on a high-Weber'd PC but that's not all there is to games

>>158653
MARGE?

>>158655
He's just playing 'hard to cuddle'

>>158660
Yep

>>158661
Invite that cute redhead for dinner

>>158662
Should've buckled up then...

>>158670
Who doesn't?

>>158678
Thank you sir, glad you liked it


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:52:16 [Preview] No.158686 del
>>158683
for ding-a-lings


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:52:31 [Preview] No.158687 del
>>158683
If they can make money off it, it will be.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:54:32 [Preview] No.158688 del
>Twelve injured after car crashes into Hijab House shop in Greenacre
Kek


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:58:08 [Preview] No.158689 del
I miss owning a telecaster

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SS0MuXt7gwg [Embed]


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:58:20 [Preview] No.158690 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:58:50 [Preview] No.158691 del
>>158684
You all leave me, right when I need you most.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 08:59:54 [Preview] No.158692 del
>>158689
Good guitars.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:00:14 [Preview] No.158693 del
Is ARK Survival any good?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:00:47 [Preview] No.158694 del
>>158692
You're a good guitar.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:01:47 [Preview] No.158695 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:02:24 [Preview] No.158696 del
>>158691
Someone is always here.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:02:55 [Preview] No.158697 del
>>158691
>>158696
If not you can always track down our Hungarian friend.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:03:54 [Preview] No.158698 del
>>158693
Looks Rust.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:04:10 [Preview] No.158699 del
>>158693
>>158698
Not the Tranny one.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:05:03 [Preview] No.158700 del
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>>158694
But I am an android.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:06:00 [Preview] No.158701 del
>>158700
Oh, Megabyte!


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:16:37 [Preview] No.158702 del
I need a Golden Retriever in my life

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WWQ2Xl9Se74 [Embed]


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:23:06 [Preview] No.158703 del
Old-school Letterman was best Letterman

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u3qj_--Bc8M [Embed]


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:29:04 [Preview] No.158704 del
>>158702
I need a Mallard in mine, with soft warm down.


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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:33:09 [Preview] No.158706 del
>>158571
nuro doesnt have to answer every technical question, he's got busy thoughts and bikes to ride.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:34:01 [Preview] No.158707 del
>>158706
>thoughts


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:46:18 [Preview] No.158708 del
I am going to turn off my pc and do some reading. Good night neets.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:46:54 [Preview] No.158709 del
>>158708
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:47:41 [Preview] No.158710 del
>>158703
I could watch him all day.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:48:20 [Preview] No.158711 del
>>158706
Why did you not list the fabrication of particular devices?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:50:22 [Preview] No.158712 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:50:46 [Preview] No.158713 del
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Dinner


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:52:05 [Preview] No.158714 del
>>158708
Good night neet


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:52:17 [Preview] No.158715 del
>>158713
it look nice


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:52:43 [Preview] No.158716 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:53:06 [Preview] No.158717 del
>>158713
What are those patties and what sauce is artfully drizzled on them?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:53:15 [Preview] No.158718 del
>>158559
Greep luukin slut.
>kek that accent


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:53:55 [Preview] No.158719 del
>>158715
You look nice.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:54:54 [Preview] No.158720 del
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>>158704
>soft warm down


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:55:15 [Preview] No.158721 del
An ostrich can run 70km/h, if it had four legs it would run 140km/h. Math.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:56:06 [Preview] No.158722 del
>>158713
Mummybot made scotch eggs for dinner today but I would have preferred them that way.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:58:10 [Preview] No.158723 del
>>158722
You just be grateful for what you get.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:58:39 [Preview] No.158724 del
>>158708
Good night

>>158710
But he's only on late at night

>>158713
Potatoes look good, rissoles look good but those frozen veg are just nasty, especially the carrot


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 09:58:53 [Preview] No.158725 del
>>158705
Not a fan of mallards?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:00:35 [Preview] No.158726 del
>>158723
I always am.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:01:22 [Preview] No.158727 del
>>158721
And if it had one leg it would run 35km/h
t.Albert Mongstein

>>158722
Those are clearly potatoes not eggs...


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:01:51 [Preview] No.158728 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:02:06 [Preview] No.158729 del
>>158725
Death to all mallards.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:02:23 [Preview] No.158730 del
>>158727
I meant the mince.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:03:15 [Preview] No.158731 del
>>158729
What about ducks?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:03:24 [Preview] No.158732 del
Mallard is life, Mallard is love.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:03:33 [Preview] No.158733 del
>>158727
No one can say us NEETs aren't a smart bunch.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:05:44 [Preview] No.158734 del
>>158731
Jeg hater ender.
>>158732
NO!!!


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:07:22 [Preview] No.158735 del
>>158717
Chicken rissoles


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:07:59 [Preview] No.158736 del
>>158735
Olga's?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:08:29 [Preview] No.158737 del
>>158736
They were from Aldi


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:09:37 [Preview] No.158738 del
If you have an Android phone and the Google app installed type in Mallard and there is an option to see a real life Mallard. You get to see on your screen with a camera in your room.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:10:16 [Preview] No.158739 del
Swollen balls NEET has the swelling gone down?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:11:28 [Preview] No.158740 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:12:19 [Preview] No.158741 del
>>158735
You are that NEET who only reads the first half of sentences.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:14:03 [Preview] No.158742 del
>>158741
Why should he waste his time with the other half?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:14:43 [Preview] No.158743 del
>>158740
Yes they were quite nice


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:15:04 [Preview] No.158744 del
Need a bigger ladder if I’m going to punch the moon.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:17:23 [Preview] No.158745 del
I can hear the arse gnomes starting to gather outside my window. They know it's near my bedtime.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:17:35 [Preview] No.158746 del
>>158744
A crane?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:18:43 [Preview] No.158747 del
Did a really sloppy shit, must've eaten something to upset my tummy.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:19:12 [Preview] No.158748 del
>>158745
Do you have a means of protecting yourself?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:19:21 [Preview] No.158749 del
Feel like webby


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:19:30 [Preview] No.158750 del
>>158745
They come marching one by one.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:20:31 [Preview] No.158751 del
>>158747
Must have been. I ate a lot of fast food on the weekend and my poos were terrible for a few days.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:22:02 [Preview] No.158752 del
>>158748
He loves it.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:22:17 [Preview] No.158753 del
>>158749
Whimsical?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:24:42 [Preview] No.158754 del
>>158753
Got the webby woes


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:24:57 [Preview] No.158755 del
>>158745
Remember when it used to be soft grunting?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:27:55 [Preview] No.158756 del
Had a few corn chips with guacamole. Too >in a rut to eat anything else. Good night


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:28:06 [Preview] No.158757 del
I should have taken a picture of that shit for you fellas.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:28:38 [Preview] No.158758 del
>>158756
Good night mate, I hope you feel better tomorrow.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:29:30 [Preview] No.158759 del
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>An Adelaide motorist has been hit with the full Force of the law after an ill-placed Star Wars sticker landed him with a $750 fine.

>“They noticed the number plate had a small sticker on it with a Storm Trooper helmet on it that replaces the standard piping shrike,” Armstrong said.

https://7news.com.au/politics/law-and-order/star-wars-sticker-lands-regency-park-motorist-with-750-fine-c-1051971


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:30:27 [Preview] No.158760 del
>>158757
No you shouldn't have.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:30:58 [Preview] No.158761 del
>>158757
It sounded pretty low quality.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:33:58 [Preview] No.158762 del
>>158761
I didn't know you were listening.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:34:13 [Preview] No.158763 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:42:32 [Preview] No.158764 del
>>158759
Bit heavy handed, considering none of the lettering is obstructed. The plates in one of my cars don’t even have the piping shrike or South Australia spelled out. Just SA vertically.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:45:52 [Preview] No.158765 del
How does the gen feel about police?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:48:27 [Preview] No.158766 del
>>158762
The gnomes hear all.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:49:16 [Preview] No.158767 del
>>158765
I have grown less favourable to them over time.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:49:28 [Preview] No.158768 del
>>158765
Take two steps back and one step forward. Repeat 100 times.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:51:12 [Preview] No.158769 del
>>158765
In my experiences with them they tend to be very obnoxious and full of themselves. To be fair I haven't had much experience with them though.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:52:58 [Preview] No.158770 del
>>158768
>>158769
>>158767
I can’t be with ok critical
They let me off drink driving once


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:54:34 [Preview] No.158771 del
>>158770
>They let me off drink driving once
Why?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:56:59 [Preview] No.158772 del
>>158770
Did you show them that note that Craig made for you?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 10:57:34 [Preview] No.158773 del
>>158771
Dunno mate it was 3am maybe they couldn’t be fucked when they were just about to knock off or whatever
They got me a few hundred metres from my house
I was shitting my pants
Maybe I didn’t blow that high


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:00:31 [Preview] No.158774 del
>>158773
In one state if you are on your property before they pull you over they then need to have reasonable suspicion that you are under the influence before they do any tests.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:00:59 [Preview] No.158775 del
Poor Monk had to use that interlock device for a while.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:03:45 [Preview] No.158776 del
Salt and vinegar peanuts going down a treat with these emus


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:04:01 [Preview] No.158777 del
I don’t feel and it feels
Great


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:05:34 [Preview] No.158778 del
I am thinking of maybe starting a bit of a food stockpile. I don't want to risk being caught out if another panic starts. War with China is a possibility at some point too. Best to be prepared just in case.

I am thinking that Aldi 2 minute noodles might be a good choice to buy a lot of. High calorie, easy to cook (can be eaten raw in a pinch), reasonable shelf life and very cheap. You can get a five pack for $0.99 which provides 2000 calories. $200 worth of noodles will keep you fed for six months.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:05:53 [Preview] No.158779 del
God i miss nuro since he became a wagie


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:06:12 [Preview] No.158780 del
>>158777
How did you stop the feels?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:07:58 [Preview] No.158781 del
>>158779
Me too. He was the best of us.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:08:12 [Preview] No.158782 del
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Goodnight NEET


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:09:02 [Preview] No.158783 del
>>158782
Gook night. A lot of photoshop on that one.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:09:49 [Preview] No.158784 del
>>158780
Few beers and 5mg Valium


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:10:00 [Preview] No.158785 del
>>158775
I think he needed that to keep him and the community safe.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:10:33 [Preview] No.158786 del
>>158782
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:11:23 [Preview] No.158787 del
>>158777
Be careful of the goon tax.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:12:07 [Preview] No.158788 del
>>158782
God natt mine venn.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:17:29 [Preview] No.158789 del
>>158778
I'm stockpiling canned chilli, which is the only type of canned food I like. I might get some maggi beef noodles, but I eat cheese with them and I'd need to get a supply of powdered cheese or something.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:17:55 [Preview] No.158790 del
>>158779
>How do you stop those feels?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:20:01 [Preview] No.158791 del
>>158781
a true gentleman among men


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:21:46 [Preview] No.158792 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:21:57 [Preview] No.158793 del
>>158789
>powdered cheese
Bega does a canned cheese but it is pretty expensive.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:22:23 [Preview] No.158794 del
>>158784
That can only ever be temporary.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:22:37 [Preview] No.158795 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:22:47 [Preview] No.158796 del
>>158790
by being BASED


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:23:07 [Preview] No.158797 del
>>158794
Got any permanent suggestions bro?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:24:03 [Preview] No.158798 del
>>158795
Good night mate.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:24:29 [Preview] No.158799 del
>>158795
Good night NEET


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:25:11 [Preview] No.158800 del
>>158797
No. You just have to endure.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:32:22 [Preview] No.158801 del
I saw a young, vulnerable aboriginal man dancing seductively for nuro at a bus stop just now


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:33:09 [Preview] No.158802 del
Anyone ITT fucked a bloke before?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:33:46 [Preview] No.158803 del
>>158784
>Valium
I'm missing the benzos. Since I quit, my anxiety and hypochondria has come back - in the past 24 hours I've decided I have 3 different forms of cancer. All I have to do is go take a pill and it will all go away.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:33:58 [Preview] No.158804 del
>>158782
Try posting attractive women for a change


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:34:07 [Preview] No.158805 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:37:27 [Preview] No.158806 del
>>158802
Why do you ask?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:37:40 [Preview] No.158807 del
>>158803
I just finished watching Paddleton, it's about a bloke that takes medication to self euthanise. I'm blanking on what the term is, but it's that thing that that doctor in South Australia I think is pushing to legalise.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:38:32 [Preview] No.158808 del
>>158803
What I forgot to mention in my previous post is that he has cancer, I feel like I probably shouldn't have watched that movie to be honest.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:41:40 [Preview] No.158809 del
>>158803
>>158803
Been there bro. Thought I was going to die from a heart attack for Months in 2018.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:42:13 [Preview] No.158810 del
Voluntary euthanasia, so I wasn't really far off and the guy is Philip Nitschke.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:42:43 [Preview] No.158811 del
>>158810
He’s a saint


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:44:54 [Preview] No.158812 del
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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:51:17 [Preview] No.158814 del
>>158812
Gunna do some exercise tomorrow neets. I swear to kek.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 11:51:32 [Preview] No.158815 del
>>158813
There are NEETs here like that cat.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:00:23 [Preview] No.158816 del
I have hoisted the Big Joe 5XL flanno to sit above my stomach when I sit down now. I just let it all hang out.

Transitioning to the 6XL tomorrow.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:04:19 [Preview] No.158817 del
About to get some kip, thought I'd drop by and post this absolute tune.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:04:29 [Preview] No.158818 del
>>158816
I'm back into 3xls
I need lose 50kg asap


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:05:16 [Preview] No.158819 del
>>158818
That would put me at around 80-82kg.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:08:58 [Preview] No.158820 del
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>>158819
71kg for me


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:11:03 [Preview] No.158821 del
>>158818
3XL is not even fat.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:11:17 [Preview] No.158822 del
goodnight fellas


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:12:06 [Preview] No.158823 del
>>158816
Well done m8. Go out and get yourself a bucket of kfc to celebrate - you've earned it.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:13:15 [Preview] No.158824 del
>>158822
GN Lorraine.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:13:27 [Preview] No.158825 del
>>158818
>>158820
You neetlets are pathetic. You'll be first into the deep frier when the executive uprising comes.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:13:27 [Preview] No.158826 del
I genuinely wonder how many NEETs here are overweight sometimes.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:14:20 [Preview] No.158827 del
>>158820
Ah, you're actually 121 kg, a much more respectable weight for a neet.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:14:36 [Preview] No.158828 del
>>158823
Serious question: how many Xs would big boy on the right's shirt be? I am transitioning to 6XL and I don't even feel fat.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:16:52 [Preview] No.158829 del
>>158828
I wonder that myself.
>wearing 6xl's and suffering from imposter syndrome


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:17:58 [Preview] No.158830 del
>>158826
Binge eat lots of food in a hopeless attempt to make yourself feel better, and then never do any exercise. You'll get there in no time.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:18:10 [Preview] No.158831 del
>>158829
You are all muscle m8.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:18:45 [Preview] No.158832 del
>>158830
>hopeless attempt to make yourself feel better,
It does sort of work in the short term.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:19:24 [Preview] No.158833 del
>Wondering what the total tonnage of ausneets is.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:20:52 [Preview] No.158834 del
>>158833
Gross.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:20:54 [Preview] No.158835 del
>>158832
It really doesn't, but sometimes you just think it does.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:23:04 [Preview] No.158836 del
>>158835
If it didn't work people wouldn't do it.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:39:26 [Preview] No.158837 del
i want to eaty simply saras peanut butter fudge


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:41:55 [Preview] No.158838 del
>>158837
I watched one of her videos a while ago I thought she had an audio problem but it turned out she had edited out all her breathing noises.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:44:05 [Preview] No.158839 del
I have a cough tonight neets unsure what it is


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:44:59 [Preview] No.158840 del
>>158839
Tetanus.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 12:46:03 [Preview] No.158841 del
>>158839
I will come and collect a semen sample and we will get to the bottom of it.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 13:12:55 [Preview] No.158842 del
>>158803
I still have some oxycodone but I get too stoned before I want to take it and forget about it


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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 13:14:58 [Preview] No.158844 del
I had three bowls of rolled oats today.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 13:18:19 [Preview] No.158846 del
>>158843
Some nice flanno patterns there.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 13:21:05 [Preview] No.158847 del
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Did you NEETs see this incident in the webm today? Ignore the /pol/ crap written there. What do you think happened? Did he do it deliberately?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 13:25:39 [Preview] No.158848 del
>>158847
Jeg hater Arabere!!!


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 13:27:46 [Preview] No.158849 del
>>158847
>The car crashed at speed into Hijab House, a clothing store at the corner of Juno Parade and Waterloo Road in Greenacre, just after 3pm today.

Was good


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 13:29:37 [Preview] No.158850 del
>>158849
Thankfully no-one was killed.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 13:33:49 [Preview] No.158851 del
>>158850
3 people died of Corona when the car hit them thou


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 13:36:11 [Preview] No.158852 del
>>158851
>thou
Is that you NK?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 13:36:39 [Preview] No.158853 del
>muslims


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 13:56:16 [Preview] No.158854 del
>>158853
>Abrahamics


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 13:58:51 [Preview] No.158855 del
>Dianetics


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 14:16:54 [Preview] No.158856 del
My penis hasn't grown since I was 12.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 14:17:17 [Preview] No.158857 del
>>158856
4 inch NEET?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 14:21:50 [Preview] No.158858 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 14:23:42 [Preview] No.158859 del
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>>158856
This picture will make your dick grow to 8 inches


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 14:25:53 [Preview] No.158860 del
I suppose pissing out my ass should make it a dick.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 14:49:58 [Preview] No.158861 del
Google tells me that my electric fan heater can't fill my room with carbon monoxide. Google says you need to burn a fuel to produce it. Is that right? I swear I feel a bit weird when the heater is on and the door is closed.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 14:50:46 [Preview] No.158862 del


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 16:07:33 [Preview] No.158863 del
Made myself some curried diced bacon with penne pasta


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 16:17:21 [Preview] No.158864 del
>>158863
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 17:56:16 [Preview] No.158865 del
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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 17:57:41 [Preview] No.158866 del
The Seroquel didn't help me to sleep tonight. It just made me really hungry


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 18:32:32 [Preview] No.158867 del
>>158866
Clearly you need to increase the dose.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 19:50:08 [Preview] No.158868 del
Up since 2:30am. Done trying to fall back to sleep. Bad morning...


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 19:57:13 [Preview] No.158869 del
>>158868
It's gonna be a bad day, without sleep. I can never seem to do anything in the mornings until the sun comes up.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 19:58:07 [Preview] No.158870 del
>>158866
ohnonononononoonono


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 19:59:04 [Preview] No.158871 del
>>158869
yes i was up early too

>tfw not refreshed


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 19:59:45 [Preview] No.158872 del
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Hey NEEToes.
I'm just popping in for a reminder: >>156800


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 20:01:52 [Preview] No.158873 del
>>158872
classy selection hungbro


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 20:04:42 [Preview] No.158874 del
>>158873
Well, on Towel Day Hichhiker's Guide is mandatory. Howard the Duck was suggested by ecco.
And for the record Green Elephant was a request by /rus/, since that film is accordion.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 20:25:20 [Preview] No.158875 del
>>158758
Your kindness does not go unappreciated

>>158765
They are trained to be emotionless, compassion-less robots to the state

>>158773
They didn't want you in the back of the car stinking of shit

>>158776
Nice simple treats for the simple NEETs, it's what life is all about

>>158802
Yeah, but he had a nice set of tits

>>158807
It's the socially acceptable term for offing oneself

>>158834
Extremely well bantered

>>158865
Sen-fucking-sational, now clean the grease off of your stovetop

>>158866
The GOON didn't help me sleep last night...


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 20:27:15 [Preview] No.158876 del
>>158869
For some reason I tend to be more productive when sleep-deprived


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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 20:34:47 [Preview] No.158878 del
>>158816
Congratulations.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 20:37:08 [Preview] No.158879 del
>>158713
Perky rissoles.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 20:39:32 [Preview] No.158880 del
>>158759
>piping shrike
No proof that's what it is.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 20:40:17 [Preview] No.158881 del
>>158765
I love cops.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 20:41:27 [Preview] No.158882 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 20:41:43 [Preview] No.158883 del
>>158881
You do not!


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 20:45:51 [Preview] No.158884 del
>>158865
Yummy.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 20:47:25 [Preview] No.158885 del
Good morning friends.
>>158882
Morning.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 21:00:43 [Preview] No.158886 del
>>158881
You misspelled 'cocks'


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 21:02:49 [Preview] No.158887 del
>>158882
>>158885
Good morning


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 21:08:10 [Preview] No.158888 del
Starting to believe I have manic depression as opposed to the regular depression I've been diagnosed with in the past. Every few days I break out into fits of laughter for the tiniest of reasons. Could be just the mind's natural defence against depression. Or psychosis...


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 21:11:45 [Preview] No.158889 del
What's for breakfast today neeties?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 21:12:58 [Preview] No.158890 del
>>158887
Looking good.

>>158888
Might be time to tell them.

>>158889
Toast or cereal.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 21:24:21 [Preview] No.158891 del
>>158889
>>158890
I went with cereal.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 21:26:00 [Preview] No.158892 del
>>158888
Manic depression is an archaic term.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 21:30:53 [Preview] No.158893 del
>Faulkner pleaded guilty to an array of offences following the 2010 attacks, which he did while using amphetamines and alcohol on the Joondalup train line (pictured)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8344223/Girlfriend-West-Australian-rapist-says-didnt-target-children.html


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 21:35:41 [Preview] No.158894 del
>>158893
They're all going to catch up to him.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 21:44:52 [Preview] No.158896 del
>tfw thinking about Shire's muscular arms.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs [Embed]


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:17:01 [Preview] No.158897 del
>>158889
Banana bread with custard.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:22:29 [Preview] No.158898 del
Concerned about the number of neets foregoing cooked breakfasts on cold days like this. It can't be healthy.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:25:38 [Preview] No.158899 del
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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:26:44 [Preview] No.158900 del
>>158897
Sounds lovely.

>>158898
I don't think I understood how cold it was before I made that decision. I didn't walk dog today because it looks too wet/cold outside.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:27:28 [Preview] No.158901 del
>>158899
Ain't no mallard.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:28:24 [Preview] No.158902 del
>>158901
You wouldn't know a mallard if it pecked you on the arse


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:29:39 [Preview] No.158903 del
>>158900
Come on neet, don't let the cold stop you, I'm about to head to Bunnings and it's only 2°C here at the moment


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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:30:14 [Preview] No.158905 del
>>158903
>it's only 2°C here at the moment
Brave.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:31:18 [Preview] No.158906 del
>tfw no handsome mallard to pleasure me anally


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:32:35 [Preview] No.158907 del
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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:34:00 [Preview] No.158908 del
>>158906
>pleasure me anally
>The mallard (/ˈmælɑːrd/ or /ˈmælərd/) (Anas platyrhynchos)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mallard


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:38:04 [Preview] No.158909 del
>>158898
I'm warming up with a cup of goon

>>158903
Get me a bag of firewood, a butane lighter refill thingy and some metal skewers


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:38:30 [Preview] No.158910 del
A bag of herb & veg soil too!


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:43:02 [Preview] No.158911 del
>>158903
> I'm about to head to Bunnings and it's only 2°C
Where is that cold, TAS?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:45:48 [Preview] No.158912 del
Paid my electricity and internet bills just now.
Paid water and gas the day before last.
I really like how they all manage to arrive within 48 hours of each other.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:47:28 [Preview] No.158913 del
https://www.whichcar.com.au/news/the-cannonball-run-record-has-been-obliterated

The Cannonball Run record was beaten seven times in five weeks.

"While he has not disclosed the exact time, that frame of reference means the drivers would have had to achieve an average speed of at least 173km/h for the 4507km journey."


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:49:12 [Preview] No.158914 del
>>158909
I'll see what I can carry, I am on a motorbike so space is kinda limited
>>158911
Barnaby land
time to brave the cold


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:49:24 [Preview] No.158915 del
>>158899
>>158904
why the fuck is the duck meme being forced so hard ?


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:49:59 [Preview] No.158916 del
>>158915
almost as hard as the nuro meme


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:53:55 [Preview] No.158917 del
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NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:57:33 [Preview] No.158918 del
Memes should have to go through an apprenticeship, where they work with more established memes to earn their dues. For instance, we could meme about ducks from bad homes for a while, and only once that was well established would free living mallard memes be allowed.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 22:59:48 [Preview] No.158920 del
>>158913
That's speed. I wonder if it included fuel stops.


NEET 05/21/2020 (Thu) 23:03:16 [Preview] No.158921 del
>>158914
May I suggest hooking a wheelbarrow to the back? You'll find 'em in aisle 40.