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NEET General #180 - Man In The Roof Edition NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 08:47:26 [Preview] No. 178131
Of course it was some NEET, exploiting the lunacy and raving on's of a fragile, gentile old lady.
Whispering sweet little nothings in her ears about goon and tendies so she leaves beer by the closed off power socket.
Shame on you NEET.
Some things are off limits and should not be touched.

OLD >>177141


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 08:48:42 [Preview] No.178133 del
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SA best A


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 08:54:32 [Preview] No.178144 del
That is how you link, make and end a Gen.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 08:55:24 [Preview] No.178145 del
>>178144
How does he do it?


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NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 08:58:00 [Preview] No.178148 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SLHx691Jt-Y [Embed]


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 08:59:49 [Preview] No.178149 del
>>178147
Always has to be a fat depressed woman.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:01:28 [Preview] No.178150 del


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:02:00 [Preview] No.178151 del
>>178148
Flicked through parts. Best advice that I was told when I turned 18 was, don't look at them in the eye and avoid them.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:02:51 [Preview] No.178152 del
>>178149
People barely take mental health issues seriously, male mental health issues even less so.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:03:01 [Preview] No.178153 del
>>178150
That's not white media. Mental health with a human is mostly always a woman.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:04:03 [Preview] No.178154 del
>>178152
They take on those who are vocal. Men who are often silent are left out.


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NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:09:59 [Preview] No.178156 del
>>178155
Spooky.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:10:44 [Preview] No.178157 del
>>178151
That really depends.
Lots of times those kind of people don't look for a fight, just want to intimidate or beat up someone. If you seem confident and ready they'll avoid you but pick on those who looked scared because they think they are scary and that boosts their ego.
Others might mistake your confidence with cockiness and want to bloody your nose so you won't held your head up high, they want you too turned to scared.
For those who drunk themselves invincible nothing matters.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:12:18 [Preview] No.178158 del
>>178155
Last weeks council meeting


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:13:20 [Preview] No.178159 del
Too unmotivated to even complain about the improper pepe. If my mummybot were here, you'd be in trouble.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:15:00 [Preview] No.178160 del
>>178157
True and much more concise than the video. I don't like listening to videos with information when people pause when talking. Just edit it and add a cut scene.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:22:11 [Preview] No.178161 del
>>178160
> I don't like listening to videos with information when people pause when talking. Just edit it and add a cut scene.
It was a conversation between two people. A podcast with a video camera.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:25:29 [Preview] No.178162 del
>>178131
I am not sure about all this.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:29:19 [Preview] No.178163 del
>>178161
At the start I don't need to see the pause when the camera switches over.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:35:09 [Preview] No.178164 del
>>178159
Not all pepes are green.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:37:00 [Preview] No.178165 del
I got sunburnt when spraying the weeds. I haven't been outside much during this cold weather and have lost my radiation immunity.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:37:09 [Preview] No.178166 del
>>178162
Ask Mum to start buying teds, I am not a fan of great northern.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:37:38 [Preview] No.178167 del
>>178159
Have a wank


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:38:45 [Preview] No.178168 del
Had nice chicken parmy today for lunch, then a long nap.
Now I have indigestion and doubt I will be able to get to sleep.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:41:43 [Preview] No.178169 del
Space is fucking fake fuck off and stop shilling this stupid shit
>dude stars that we can somehow see despite them being a trillion miles away
>dude you cant travel faster than light despite being able to go past light (like if your lamp was on you can move past it)
>going to another planet even though we can barely figure out our current planet
Fuck off


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:41:45 [Preview] No.178170 del
A cert III should be enough to be an IT support technician, right?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:42:15 [Preview] No.178171 del
>>178166
I am not sure about all this.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:43:37 [Preview] No.178172 del
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There is a conspiracy surrounding the SA great pear.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:45:04 [Preview] No.178173 del
I read an article in Australian Financial Review about cyber warrior women in cyber security I won't post link because it's probably behind a pay wall. It banged on about higher demand for graduates, and women in the degree but never explained why more female graduates were needed. It was just needed with these quotes
>Professor Chapman said graduates were walking into high-paying jobs, with some recruited before they even finished their degrees.
>He is concerned that not enough Australians are studying cyber security and said the university wanted to see more women in the country’s ranks of cyber warriors.
>“We need to build up our sovereign capability, we need more Australians to study cyber security,” he said.
>"The number of women working in cyber security is low and there is a huge amount of untapped potential. I want to encourage people who may not have originally thought this was for them.”


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:45:55 [Preview] No.178174 del
>>178168
Sounds more like food poisoning than indigestion, given the length of time between the meal.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:46:21 [Preview] No.178175 del


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:47:16 [Preview] No.178176 del
>>178173
If you could hire a bunch of potential gfs wouldn't you?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:47:50 [Preview] No.178177 del
>>178170
Probably. As I said before if you can read and follow instructions to the letter you'll be fine.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:48:24 [Preview] No.178178 del
>>178176
You only need to ask baby.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:49:12 [Preview] No.178179 del
>>178176
Yes, but I wouldn't want to be a poor man when they scream sexual harassment.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:50:59 [Preview] No.178180 del
What is this award called?


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I think it's a regional award but I can't see what it's called.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:52:53 [Preview] No.178182 del
>>178179
It would be a long con. You just don't start the first day with creepy pickup lines.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:53:13 [Preview] No.178183 del
>>178180
Central Business Transnational award.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:56:41 [Preview] No.178184 del
>>178182
That made me laugh. It's more unless your company is essential every business will dump you as you don't fit with their social justice views.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:57:10 [Preview] No.178185 del
I think it's a regional SA award but the colours are still confusing me.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:57:20 [Preview] No.178186 del
Thinking of taking up parkour. But I'm going to need a lot of confidence to overcome the disadvantage of those extra kilos.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:58:08 [Preview] No.178187 del
>>178183
>Central Business Transnational award.
This may be your highest level of banter Monaro.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:59:46 [Preview] No.178188 del
>>178187
I am not but I will take the praise.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:00:12 [Preview] No.178189 del
>>178186
You start with small obstacles. Like curbs.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:00:26 [Preview] No.178190 del
>>178186
What if you fall through a roof?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:01:58 [Preview] No.178191 del
>>178190
That's the end of the free beer.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:03:03 [Preview] No.178192 del
>>178190
If I get any fatter, it's the floor I have to worry about falling through.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:03:09 [Preview] No.178193 del
>>178191
Well bantered.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:03:43 [Preview] No.178194 del
>>178191
Well bantered.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:03:44 [Preview] No.178195 del
I've worked out it is the South Australian Regional Award but I still don't understand why it is a pear.
I think the different colours indicate the industry the company receiving the award is from.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:04:40 [Preview] No.178196 del
>>178195
SARA!!!!!


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:04:46 [Preview] No.178197 del
Why is it a pear?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:05:04 [Preview] No.178198 del
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>>178131
>Of course it was some NEET
And that NEET was I


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:05:38 [Preview] No.178199 del
>>178195
They just got a glass blower to torture sand into the shape that fit best.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:07:38 [Preview] No.178200 del
>>178131
>gentile
How do you know the woman wasn't a Jewess?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:08:40 [Preview] No.178201 del
>>178192
Good test of overall structural integrity of the floor. Just be thankful it's not a modern house. They don't make them as good as they use to.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:10:35 [Preview] No.178202 del
If every South Australian household were to spend an extra $2.30 a week on local food and beverages, it could support up to 600 new jobs.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:11:03 [Preview] No.178203 del
>>178200
Freudian slip.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:11:57 [Preview] No.178204 del
This is from 1952
Downloading it now,could be interesting


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:12:15 [Preview] No.178205 del
>>178202
Our NEETs crush that target.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:15:01 [Preview] No.178206 del
>>178205
If every South Australian household were to spend an extra $4.60 a week on local food and beverages, it could support up to 1200 new jobs.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:16:03 [Preview] No.178207 del
>>178206
Our NEETs blow that target out of the water.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:16:50 [Preview] No.178208 del
>>178207
If every South Australian household were to spend an extra $23 a week on local food and beverages, it could support up to 6000 new jobs.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:18:09 [Preview] No.178209 del
>>178208
A single binge.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:19:25 [Preview] No.178210 del
Weber BBQs Adelaide is a non-profit company.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:19:53 [Preview] No.178211 del
>>178209
#bingeforbestA


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:21:13 [Preview] No.178212 del
>>178211
That'll be $43 sir.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:23:19 [Preview] No.178213 del
>>178212
I'll give $3 in the jar, supporting 12000 jobs


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:34:08 [Preview] No.178214 del
just found out that 51 is divisible by 17 i feel fucking sick i can't breathe

❗ Get the facts about multiplying 17 by 3


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:36:03 [Preview] No.178215 del
>>178214
51 is a cointelpro prime number.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:36:28 [Preview] No.178216 del
>>178214
>i feel fucking sick i can't breathe


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:37:04 [Preview] No.178217 del
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>If every South Australian household were to spend an extra $100 a week on local beverages, I would be a lot happier


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:38:10 [Preview] No.178218 del
>>178217
Too true Dan.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:38:47 [Preview] No.178219 del
>>178214
It's also a rule my grandfather used to have with the pokies.
He said that apparently 17 spins is the most likely amount to get your return back, I have no idea where he got that from.
But yeah, $17 $3 spins.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:40:41 [Preview] No.178220 del
>>178219
There probably is a particular combination behind picking a particular set of numbers. It was like that guy who played the online pokie machines and found out that a particular combination of button presses always won. It's patched now but he was able to go around to different machines and drained thousands with him and his buddies.


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>>178217
Only on SA owned businesses.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:41:38 [Preview] No.178222 del
>>178219
anybody with a grasp of probability theory wouldn't be playing slot machines


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:42:09 [Preview] No.178223 del
Filled my prescription at mr Murphy’s
Put the depression on snooze for the night


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:43:02 [Preview] No.178224 del
>>178220
It might be just a superstition, lots of pokie users have retarded systems.
I notice my dad wiping the screen every so often when he plays them.
He has a bad habit with them.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:44:37 [Preview] No.178225 del
>>178222
You get between 70-80% return.
I think that means if you put $10 in and play $1 games, you'll get $7-8 back on average.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:45:17 [Preview] No.178226 del
>>178223
Dan probably is in the dexie market too for when you learn that won't help.


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NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:53:08 [Preview] No.178229 del
>>178225
the machine returns that over some pre-defined timespan. it does not return 70-80% per session.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:53:57 [Preview] No.178230 del
I saw my first pussy in the Gladstone pub.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:54:38 [Preview] No.178231 del
One of them there movie recommendations please.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:57:07 [Preview] No.178232 del
>>178229
Nah, it's an average.
Which is sort of the gimmick.
My dad started playing on one just after this guy was on it for hours and then dad started winning.
They had a blue because the guy who got off said that was supposed to be his winnings.
The guy split his lip really bad my dad got kicked out.
He made me thread the needle with cotton and shine a light on his lip while he stitched it up, I think I was about 10. He still has a scar there.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:57:27 [Preview] No.178233 del
>>178231
Zelig.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:57:36 [Preview] No.178234 del
>>178230
Was it wet?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:59:01 [Preview] No.178235 del
>>178234
We both pissed in the urinal together, so yes.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 10:59:36 [Preview] No.178236 del
>>178232
It sounds like he started each day with a table spoon of concrete to get him going.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:00:04 [Preview] No.178237 del
>>178230
>Gladstone
I live north of there. Fuck off from my territory.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:00:21 [Preview] No.178238 del
>>178236
Yeah, he was a bit tough.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:02:11 [Preview] No.178239 del
>>178237
I'm probably related to you. Unless you're from Laura or Melrose, mob of poofters around there.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:02:44 [Preview] No.178240 del
Or Pirie, but those folk are worse.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:05:34 [Preview] No.178241 del
Not that there's anything wrong with poofters.
We can sit at the foot of Mt Remarkable and drink Sauv blanc then go look at machinery in Booleroo in matching sweaters.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:06:53 [Preview] No.178242 del
>>178239
I'm a fair bit further north then.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:07:36 [Preview] No.178243 del
Go for a slow drive through Horrocks pass and piss off truckies in a hurry because it's all single lane.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:08:22 [Preview] No.178244 del
>>178242
Are you that Arab guy who has house raves in Glendambo?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:10:06 [Preview] No.178245 del
Are you the brother of Sam with the scar on his face?
'bosslady' is your aunty.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:10:41 [Preview] No.178246 del
>>178244
Is this Gladstone in South Australia?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:10:51 [Preview] No.178247 del
I heard you were doing crack in a dugout up north.
You need to get a trade and stop being depressed.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:11:53 [Preview] No.178248 del
>>178246
Don't try and deflect because I know who you are.
Your brother Greg is one of my best mates, or was.
He had a missus who was good mates with my ex.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:12:39 [Preview] No.178249 del
He's living in Burra now and has a couple kids.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:12:55 [Preview] No.178250 del
>>178247
>stop being depressed.
Thousands of medications in store.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:15:28 [Preview] No.178251 del
Cube


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:16:38 [Preview] No.178252 del
Sphere


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:17:33 [Preview] No.178253 del
Dodecahedron


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:18:44 [Preview] No.178255 del
>>178254
Another happy customer!


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:21:14 [Preview] No.178256 del
I think weed adds to my depression.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:23:54 [Preview] No.178257 del
>>178081
I was worried no one would notice the escort tab and connect the two.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:24:21 [Preview] No.178258 del
>>178256
Well it's a depressant.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:25:34 [Preview] No.178259 del
>>178257
If it's about arse a few NEETs here zoom in.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:26:16 [Preview] No.178260 del
>>178214
57 is the Grothendieck prime.
3*19 = 57
What a fucking legend.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:27:06 [Preview] No.178261 del
I took in quite a bit of feed today. Feeling ashamed of myself.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:27:40 [Preview] No.178262 del
>>178261
The Colonel?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:29:45 [Preview] No.178263 del
>>178262
Various restaurants. Not the colonel.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:29:51 [Preview] No.178264 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:32:13 [Preview] No.178265 del
>>178264
Good night mate.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:37:55 [Preview] No.178266 del
>>178261
Straight to the arse.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:38:24 [Preview] No.178267 del
>>178264
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:38:52 [Preview] No.178268 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:39:45 [Preview] No.178269 del
Anxiety is starting to become a problem again.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:42:37 [Preview] No.178270 del
That NEET from the Mid North isn't replying to me.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:43:42 [Preview] No.178271 del
Hardcore fucking.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:44:02 [Preview] No.178272 del
>>178268
>>178264
Good night NEETs.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:46:18 [Preview] No.178273 del
>>178264
Gook night.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:46:26 [Preview] No.178274 del
Is this canon?
I've never heard of Marv or Smidge.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:46:35 [Preview] No.178275 del
>>178268
Good night NEET


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:50:22 [Preview] No.178276 del
>>178270
You scared him off. You came on too strong again.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:52:17 [Preview] No.178277 del
>>178271
Your webm didn't upload.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:52:43 [Preview] No.178278 del
>>178276
I just want a happy family.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:53:20 [Preview] No.178279 del
>>178277
It did for some NEETs.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:56:15 [Preview] No.178280 del
>>178269
Have you tried CBT?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:57:05 [Preview] No.178281 del
>>178274
The groyper is an Easter toad.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:58:18 [Preview] No.178282 del
>>178280
If you mean actual CBT and not the meme one then I did go to a psychologist for a while. I can't open up to them and get proper help though.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:58:34 [Preview] No.178283 del
>>178281
I am aware of Groyper and Apu, the others are questionable.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 11:59:20 [Preview] No.178284 del
>>178282
You don't need assistance to get quality results with CBT.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:01:12 [Preview] No.178285 del
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NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:02:51 [Preview] No.178286 del
"In terms of next steps, if you are successful in progressing within the recruitment process you will be asked to complete an online video interview."
Guess I just need to bite the bullet and do it, assuming I get an interview offer.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:05:13 [Preview] No.178287 del
I still wonder what NK uses his webcam for.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:07:18 [Preview] No.178288 del
>>178287
Cam whoring.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:08:20 [Preview] No.178289 del
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NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:09:50 [Preview] No.178290 del
>>178286
Good luck, do a bit of research and have their mission statement on a separate tab.
Use words in it.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:10:50 [Preview] No.178291 del
Where are the NEETs?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:11:23 [Preview] No.178292 del
>>178291
I'm here having a mild breakdown.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:12:04 [Preview] No.178293 del
>>178292
Life is stressful.
Do you want to talk it through?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:13:59 [Preview] No.178294 del
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Break it down. Everybody in the house throw your hands in the air and get mild.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:14:21 [Preview] No.178295 del
Feeling kinda nauseous. Dunno why. Maybe it's lack of junk food.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:14:42 [Preview] No.178296 del
>>178294
I am mild, too mild to put my hand in the air.
I will raise them to shoulder height.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:15:13 [Preview] No.178297 del
>>178295
Do you have some flour and golden syrup?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:15:56 [Preview] No.178298 del
>>178293
I'm basically unemployable and I'm stressing over whether I'll be able to complete this diploma of IT I'm starting in less than a month. At my uni they offer the a VET diploma (TAFE) as well as a HE diploma which can easily turn into an associate's or bachelor degree. Stuff like coding worries me, because I don't think I'll be able to do it. I have considered doing a cert III in Allied Health Assistance since that seems like it will guarantee me a job, even if it's a shitty one.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:19:17 [Preview] No.178299 del
>>178297
Oddly yes. Why?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:19:28 [Preview] No.178300 del
>>178298
By 'unemployable', I'm guessing you are the same as pretty much everyone in their 20's, minimal experience in crappy short stint jobs.
A shitty job is still a good start.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:20:33 [Preview] No.178301 del
>>178298
I'm basically unemployable and I'm stressing that other neets aren't, or are trying not to be.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:21:19 [Preview] No.178302 del
>tfw 21 and never had a job
I never even did work experience in school.
I grew up on an orchard and have some skills regarding agricultrual shit but none that I can apply here in the city.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:23:01 [Preview] No.178303 del
>>178299
Make some golden syrup dumplings.
Flour and butter with some syrup and milk til it's a little moist.
Boil some sugar water and syrup in a pot.
Put spoonfuls of the batter dough in it.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:24:01 [Preview] No.178304 del
>>178299
>>178303
Marg works too and you can use water instead of milk.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:24:07 [Preview] No.178305 del
>>178300
I haven't had a job since 2010, I'm 27 now and I think most employers see that as a massive red flag.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:24:49 [Preview] No.178306 del
>>178301
>>178302
This is common across the board.
I know one person who has their shit together and is under 30.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:26:54 [Preview] No.178307 del
>>178305
Start at something menial in the industry you want to work in, once you get that part of it, get the minimal qualifications required to go up.
Getting a uni degree before you've worked in the industry is sort of backwards, I'd hire someone with 2 years of experience over anyone with a degree and none.
Also, you can use the virus as a reason, at least for this year.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:26:59 [Preview] No.178308 del
>>178303
Might try that tomorrow. Going to sleep seems like a better plan.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:27:46 [Preview] No.178309 del
Main career goals as of now are either becoming an IT support technician or a hospital orderly. Both seem realistically obtainable with regards to the education side of things and both seem like jobs I'd be capable of doing. As long as no driving is involved, that's another issues of mine both for allowing me to get a job and because it means needing to get my anxiety under control. I'm going to talk to granddad tomorrow about taking me out for lessons and also talk to a mate of mine about it, he offered to teach me a while ago.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:28:49 [Preview] No.178310 del
The english language is in crisis. We have no special word for a dessert eaten after breakfast. Help me solve this crisis and invent a word for it.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:28:51 [Preview] No.178311 del
>>178309
>I'm going to talk to granddad tomorrow about taking me out for lessons
Good on you mate. Get stuck into it.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:29:44 [Preview] No.178312 del
>>178307
>you can use the virus as a reason
Sadly is the case, even worse since this was the year I was going to get my shit together. I was going to start studying, exercise, get my diet fixed and start gradually getting a more positive outlook on life. Half way through the year and I've done none of that.
>>178308
Goodnight NEET.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:29:49 [Preview] No.178313 del
>>178310
That's morning tea.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:29:54 [Preview] No.178314 del
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Thinking of becoming a self employed computer criminal as a career.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:29:58 [Preview] No.178315 del
>>178302
I got my first job when I was 22


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:30:24 [Preview] No.178316 del
I have a 1-10 wage tomorrow. Not looking forward to it


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:30:56 [Preview] No.178317 del
>>178308
Night mate


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:31:15 [Preview] No.178318 del
>>178316
I'll do it for you, what do you do?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:31:19 [Preview] No.178319 del
There has been a real Indian Lady erotic story drought around here lately. I didn't want to press the issue.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:31:46 [Preview] No.178320 del
>>178298
Don't do allied health or patient service assistant cert. Do a cert in health admin


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:31:53 [Preview] No.178321 del
>>178309
Getting your licence opens up a lot of opportunities, good luck.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:32:55 [Preview] No.178322 del
>>178320
My local uni doesn't offer a cert in health administration.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:34:28 [Preview] No.178323 del
When my local gnomes got their arse licences things opened up and haven't closed since.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:34:29 [Preview] No.178324 del
>>178310
Morning tea.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:35:10 [Preview] No.178325 del
>>178312
>the virus as a reason
I mean to other people, not to yourself.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:36:03 [Preview] No.178326 del
>>178316
Shit times. Do you get a penalty for after 8?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:36:23 [Preview] No.178327 del
>>178319
They are in love now and he doesn't want to share.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:38:00 [Preview] No.178328 del
>>178327
She is a married woman.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:38:34 [Preview] No.178329 del
>>178327
I never liked her anyway. I only approved of hello kitty. Racial prejudice I guess.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:45:09 [Preview] No.178330 del
>>178318
Health admin related
>>178326
No it's the same rate for the shift


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:46:10 [Preview] No.178331 del
>>178329
The Indian lady is much more kind, caring and considerate than the kitty


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:46:38 [Preview] No.178332 del
>>178331
The kitty seemed mentally ill.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:48:08 [Preview] No.178333 del
>>178332
She is


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:49:28 [Preview] No.178334 del
>>178328
Shitey's neetstick destroyed her marriage


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:50:00 [Preview] No.178335 del
>>178334
Probably a good trade.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 12:50:53 [Preview] No.178336 del
>>178330
>the same rate for the shift
That sucks.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 13:11:42 [Preview] No.178337 del
The vacuum cleaner sucks,
The leaf blower blows.
Erotic mallard ducks,
How much am I paying you hoes?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 13:26:51 [Preview] No.178338 del
>>178337
10 bucks


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 13:30:55 [Preview] No.178339 del
Think I need a mitre saw,


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 13:31:49 [Preview] No.178340 del
>>178339
Did that whore end up dead in the bathtub?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 13:41:16 [Preview] No.178341 del
The panic attack and it's afterschocks from earlier have made me tired, but enough anxiety is still there that I can't get to sleep yet.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 13:43:13 [Preview] No.178342 del
>>178341
Stay up a while longer m8. Do something that relaxes you. Put on an old favourite movie.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 13:45:11 [Preview] No.178343 del
>>178342
Will do, thanks. I have a feeling I'll be up most of the night.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 13:47:34 [Preview] No.178344 del
>>178340
She asked for more money.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 13:48:12 [Preview] No.178345 del
>>178341
It's comfy and quiet now.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 13:48:45 [Preview] No.178346 del
>>178344
The executive surcharge.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 13:52:26 [Preview] No.178347 del
So I'm going to bite the bullet and do this term at uni part time, see how I feel doing half a term of the diploma of IT and from there decide if I'm going to complete the next 6 units I need to complete that course and possibly continue towards the bachelor degree. If that doesn't work out then I'll do the cert III in Health Service Assistance, even though Medical Administration NEET said not to do it.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 13:54:57 [Preview] No.178348 del
>>178347
Sounds like a good plan m8. Good luck.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 14:00:30 [Preview] No.178349 del
>>178347
Do they offer a business admin cert?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 14:06:29 [Preview] No.178350 del
>>178349
Not that I could find on the website.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 14:09:47 [Preview] No.178351 del
Well tickle my testicles, they do.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 14:10:28 [Preview] No.178352 del
>>178349
I have a diploma in business, it's worthless.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 14:11:22 [Preview] No.178353 del
>>178351
two handed tickle


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 14:16:52 [Preview] No.178354 del
Potato chip nugget things with chicken seasoning, bbq rub, white pepper and paprika in the oven.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 14:17:51 [Preview] No.178355 del
Not going to have a sneaky midnight choof.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 14:36:04 [Preview] No.178356 del
>>178347
Good luck neet. Sounds like a solid plan.
You are doing the right thing with just going ahead with it. I'm paralyzed with indecision in terms of studying again and I'm getting older.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 14:52:52 [Preview] No.178357 del
>>178354
Sound nice. Maybe a bit too much seasoning.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 14:59:35 [Preview] No.178358 del
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NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 14:59:39 [Preview] No.178359 del
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They are taking too long.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:04:04 [Preview] No.178360 del
>>178359
Very sensual webms.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:09:11 [Preview] No.178361 del


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:09:54 [Preview] No.178362 del
>>178360
They were supposed to be in response to >>178357

I made a sauce with honey, soy and sweet chili sauce.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:11:52 [Preview] No.178363 del
>>178362
I am impressed by your thoroughness. I am too lazy even to make a gravy for most things these days.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:16:00 [Preview] No.178364 del
>>178363
I just microwaved some homey and chucked the rest in.
I thought about gravy but that seemed too hard.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:20:34 [Preview] No.178365 del
>>178364
Gravy goes well with meat. I am not a fan of it on anything else.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:24:04 [Preview] No.178366 del
I decided to make some gravy using the kettle and a bowl. That was much easier than on the stove top and seems okay.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:25:10 [Preview] No.178367 del
>>178365
I had some mushroom gravy with chips for lunch.
I ordered a parmi but they said I can have gravy as well if I wanted.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:25:34 [Preview] No.178368 del
>>178366
Are you going to pour or dip?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:26:10 [Preview] No.178369 del
>>178367
How was the parmi? Rating out of 10?


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:35:09 [Preview] No.178370 del
>>178368
Dip.
It's not great.
The chips are sort of chewy too.
The sauce isn't bad though.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:36:39 [Preview] No.178371 del
>>178369
Probably an 8/10, it was $18.
There was a bit too much tomato sauce on it and there was a slice of ham on it which I didn't think it was necessary.
The mushroom gravy was very good.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:40:55 [Preview] No.178372 del
>>178371
>Probably an 8/10
That is a high rating.

>$18
Pretty pricey, but for 8/10 it might be worth it.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:43:23 [Preview] No.178373 del
>>178372
It was $15 for the schnitzel, with vegies and chips, then $3 for the parmi topping.
The schnitzel itself was done right.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:43:59 [Preview] No.178374 del
I gave about half the chips to the dog mixed with gravy.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:46:02 [Preview] No.178375 del
>>178373
Big portion?

>>178374
Lucky dog.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:50:02 [Preview] No.178376 del
>>178375
Average portion, very lucky dog.
I'm going to crash, good night.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:52:10 [Preview] No.178377 del
>>178376
Good night. Sleep well.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 16:24:32 [Preview] No.178378 del


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 16:26:31 [Preview] No.178379 del
>>178274
>>178283
Smidge looks like style that the Hungarian posts but I see that as a Pepe.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 16:28:37 [Preview] No.178380 del
>>178288
>>178287
I am guessing private poo viewings.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 16:30:54 [Preview] No.178381 del
>>178274
I refuse to recognise this "Marv" as a thing.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 16:32:11 [Preview] No.178382 del
>>178298
Coding is like learning a language. The more you do it meaningful the better you get at it. I am amazed at how much better I am now,but still have a long way to go.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 16:36:37 [Preview] No.178383 del
>>178307
Once you start working full time or even mostly part time it is much harder to balance education unless it's distance. When you slowdown the delivery that's when people get trapped into courses that take years (i.e. One student who has finished most of the degree expect for a few subjects). I have seen people so close but so far away from finishing a degree, it's sad and anxiety plus depression gets to them.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 16:37:40 [Preview] No.178384 del
>>178314
Once you lose your clean record and don't get the skills plus experience a lot of doors will close.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 16:39:40 [Preview] No.178385 del
>>178341
Have a wank


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 16:43:00 [Preview] No.178386 del
>>178359
Both very nice.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 16:44:35 [Preview] No.178387 del
Well I am going to try to go back to sleep again. Sleep tight everyone.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 16:48:25 [Preview] No.178388 del
>>178387
Good night again NEET.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 16:50:20 [Preview] No.178389 del
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At the late night reddit memes again.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 16:51:48 [Preview] No.178390 del
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NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 17:05:12 [Preview] No.178391 del
Haven't slept yet. Need to drive 2 hours to the wage today


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 17:08:42 [Preview] No.178392 del
>>178391
Why are you so far away? Call in sick if you are going to be too tired to drive safely.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 17:14:19 [Preview] No.178393 del
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NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 17:19:53 [Preview] No.178394 del
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I am going to walk my mallard like this one day.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 17:39:44 [Preview] No.178395 del
>>178392
I came back home for my brother's birthday. It's too late to call in sick now


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 19:36:12 [Preview] No.178396 del
>>178204
Its meh. 1950's propaganda tier comic. It probabally didnt need to sell many copies because it would have been funded by the government media office or some shit. its unreadable really. only historical interest.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 19:45:00 [Preview] No.178397 del
>>178195
>>178197
"Pears in Australia are mostly grown in Victoria and South Australia and, although the picking season can start as early as January, are at their best in autumn and winter."

>>178282
>I can't open up to them and get proper help though
IKTF

>>178312
>Half way through the year and I've done none of that
IKTF

>>178316
I'll have a hangover tomorrow. Not looking forward to it.

>>178339
I saw a mitre once, I think.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 20:26:12 [Preview] No.178398 del
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>>178274
Just brushed teeth after coffee.
Feels good man


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 20:28:51 [Preview] No.178399 del
>>178398
Good morning. I'm yet to brush mine. That is a cute pepe.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 20:29:39 [Preview] No.178400 del
>>178399
Akshually its a Marv


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 20:42:38 [Preview] No.178401 del
>>178400
There is only one true Marv


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 20:43:42 [Preview] No.178402 del
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>>178400
There is only one true Marv


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 22:21:15 [Preview] No.178403 del
>>178390
I don't understand these memes. I have had faced a few challenges in life that placed roadblocks on where I wanted to be at the time but I kept moving forward and I am reasonably happy with how life is going so far. I don't thin I understand depression very well.

>>178394
I have that dream too.

>>178398
>>178399
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 22:21:35 [Preview] No.178404 del
If only we could make the promotion of dental hygiene The Next Big Meme on ausneets


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 22:23:05 [Preview] No.178405 del
If an income sources decreases several hundred then rises a few hundred less than before I wouldn't say that's a pay increase:
>Changes to be announced next month could see Newstart rise by $75 a week
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8466181/Dole-boost-Australians-pocket-extra-3900-JobSeeker-set-slashed.html


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 22:25:52 [Preview] No.178406 del
>>178404
You should establish a good oral hygiene routine each day. After my coffee I brush my teeth and before a shower I brush, floss and use mouth wash. Drinking coffee and having a shower are things I do each day.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 22:31:15 [Preview] No.178407 del
>>178404
>>178406
Going to the dentist at least once a year for a clean and check up also helps.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 22:36:35 [Preview] No.178408 del
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I needed this.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 22:37:12 [Preview] No.178409 del
>>178408
(You) earned it!


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 22:39:36 [Preview] No.178410 del
>>178408
Excellent breakky


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 22:40:17 [Preview] No.178411 del
I have a final assignment due next week but the stress of assignments in the last week has wrecked me. I feel that I need a day off doing nothing.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:01:04 [Preview] No.178412 del
Good Morning Neets.

Just did a catch up and didnt feel like replying to any of (You)


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:06:38 [Preview] No.178413 del
>>178412
shut up u godawful little bitch


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:07:05 [Preview] No.178414 del
>>178411
You should definitely relax today


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:07:25 [Preview] No.178415 del
>>178412
Good morning. There was several moderately to well bantered posts last night, that is disappointing to hear.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:07:47 [Preview] No.178416 del
Numpty is awake


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:09:47 [Preview] No.178417 del
>>178416
I though he has always been woke


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:13:21 [Preview] No.178418 del
>>178413
see
>>178414

>>178415
the non-green pepe put me in a fowl mood


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:15:15 [Preview] No.178420 del


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:30:24 [Preview] No.178421 del
>>178404
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tPoAWN09Uy8 [Embed]


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:30:49 [Preview] No.178422 del
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NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:32:55 [Preview] No.178423 del
>>178419
If it's so easy to do why don't the people on there do it. If the scheme only applies to people on the payment you don't have to receive the full payment or they just well off and having a whinge.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:38:31 [Preview] No.178424 del
>>178423
I think you missed the point. Penalties for criminal activity should be equal across the board.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:39:24 [Preview] No.178425 del
>>178421
I liked the video with the bird and that orange stuff.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:51:45 [Preview] No.178426 del
>>178424
>Penalties for criminal activity should be equal across the board.
If we have two people, one who earning the minimum wage and one person on the dole. Both get a speeding ticket and failure to pay or follow the payment plan stops them from renewing their license, the person on the dole finds it harder to comply with the law as lawful citizen. If the person on the dole then want to work by lets say driving for casual work they have to drive unlicensed. The next fine increases the amount by drastic percentage a $250 speeding ticket in NSW gets closer to $1000 for driving unlicensed. Compared to the person who was the ability to pay the whole fine or continue the payment that does face this dilemma. The person on the dole now has a fine closer to $1000 and the NSW government expects a higher minimum repayment plan.

It isn't saying the crimes shouldn't have happened or excused them, as the debt still needs be paid. Only that the debt is now half the original amount once the person applies for the reduction based on their circumstances, which I am guessing would be one off not for every single speeding ticket (I may be wrong). The scheme applies to a lot of low level crimes and some them it shouldn't be applied to like theft.

In my opinion, the people I see complaining about it probably live in their own home and have a car, which they are both paying off. While the person on the dole until recently has probably been renting and struggling to survive. I don't see them as equal and don't believe they should be treated equal. If it was truly equal we would have the scheme they have in some Nordic countries where the speeding ticket is a percentage of income.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 00:06:48 [Preview] No.178427 del
>>178426
fines are already practically free if you are on the dole

you just wait a month or so for it to be tranfered to SPER and then phone up and agree for a centrepay @ $20 / forthnight. Thats why i dont even bat an eye at hemlet fines.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 00:12:35 [Preview] No.178428 del
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??


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 00:15:21 [Preview] No.178429 del
>>178427
>fines are already practically free if you are on the dole
They still have a cost and that cost is ongoing. That $1000 fine is still going to take a year to repay.

I stand by my point that if the fines were equal they would be representative of a percentage of income. The disincentive for a company executive to speed would be clear compared the joke that it currently is that they just pay them and move on without batting an eyelid If their license is getting low on points they pay someone to take the fine, if it's clear the camera can't see them. People moan and bitch when they aren't entitled to a benefit, but if the same circumstances were applied to them in the impact of a fine they would be up in arms lighting up talk back radio.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 00:18:01 [Preview] No.178430 del
I'm so glad that those two NEETs that had a tiff last week, have gotten back together and have made sweet love already.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 00:20:52 [Preview] No.178431 del
nootroot


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 00:25:14 [Preview] No.178432 del
>>178430
>>178431
>made sweet love already.
HOT!


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 00:27:51 [Preview] No.178433 del
Going to coles soon.
>Milk
>Weetbix
>Lentils
>Black beans
>Cheese
>Eggs
>Carrots
>Peas
>Frozen mango
>Frozen blueberries
Still got plenty of chicken liver.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 00:35:55 [Preview] No.178435 del
>>178433
Please get me some chook liver so I can finally make that pate


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 00:43:44 [Preview] No.178436 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 00:58:44 [Preview] No.178437 del
>>178433
dont get frozen blueberries from china. I dont need to explain why.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 01:10:28 [Preview] No.178438 del
>>178437
I never buy food from China.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 01:13:43 [Preview] No.178439 del
>>178437
They are from Chile.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 01:37:48 [Preview] No.178440 del
>>178439
>chilly
Cool


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 01:38:33 [Preview] No.178441 del
>>178440
BO BAN THIS PUNNY LAMETARD


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 01:42:02 [Preview] No.178442 del
>>178441
>PUNNY LAMETARD


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 01:57:19 [Preview] No.178444 del
>>178405
Just read that the gov has no intention of raising the payment after September...


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 01:57:22 [Preview] No.178445 del
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NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 01:59:38 [Preview] No.178446 del
>>178444
Wagie no likee


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 02:23:26 [Preview] No.178447 del
All quiet on the /ausneets/ gen...


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 02:23:58 [Preview] No.178448 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 02:36:20 [Preview] No.178449 del
>>178447
Probably all ducking down to Sam's.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 02:36:43 [Preview] No.178450 del
Gave the old todger and yarbles a rough up this morning.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 02:43:52 [Preview] No.178451 del
>>178450
Have another.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 02:48:34 [Preview] No.178452 del
Nuro stole a diabetic Aboriginal man's prosthetic legs once.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 02:53:28 [Preview] No.178453 del
>>178447
Sunday is rest and relaxation day, gotta give them fingers a break from constant shit-posting. There's also the high probabilities of significant goon taxes being paid and/or suicide


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 02:54:20 [Preview] No.178454 del
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>>178453
>and/or suicide
There is always a better solution.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 02:58:57 [Preview] No.178455 del
I'm at the wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 02:59:57 [Preview] No.178456 del
Good to see Webby out getting some exercise.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:03:09 [Preview] No.178457 del
>>178455
NEET wannabe!


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:04:11 [Preview] No.178458 del
>>178456
>Webby
There can only be one and that is not the one.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:17:08 [Preview] No.178459 del
>>178458
The sheer lack of kilos gives it away


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:20:13 [Preview] No.178461 del
>>178410
>breakky


NEET Global volunteer 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:21:15 [Preview] No.178462 del
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>>178460
awwwww fuck yisssssssssssssss


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:22:14 [Preview] No.178463 del
>>178462
> Global volunteer


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:22:19 [Preview] No.178464 del
>>178462
>Global volunteer
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:22:27 [Preview] No.178465 del
>>178430
I would tuck him in, if he let me.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:22:57 [Preview] No.178466 del
guise i got hacked


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:23:37 [Preview] No.178467 del
>>178466
What's this Global volunteer business about?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:23:40 [Preview] No.178468 del
>>178449
If only a place like that existed, with free wifi and rent assisted apartments.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:24:18 [Preview] No.178469 del
Is America Hungary?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:24:30 [Preview] No.178470 del
>>178424
>Penalties for criminal activity should be equal across the board.
Some European countries levy fines as a percentage of the person's income. So if you are on the dole and you get a speeding fine it is say $50 or so. If you are a millionaire the fine will be thousands of dollars. That seems fairer because to the rich small fines are nothing and some of them choose to just ignore the law and not give a shit.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:24:54 [Preview] No.178471 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:25:09 [Preview] No.178472 del
>>178468
All the rooms would need to be water proofed otherwise the passed out NEETs piss would leak through the roof.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:25:40 [Preview] No.178473 del
Time for a beer, a choof and a chainsaw.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:26:16 [Preview] No.178474 del
>>178472
They would need to be inflatable bathrooms with drains in the middle.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:27:45 [Preview] No.178475 del
>>178471
So you give him the big redtext uwu?

Just rubbing my face in it uwu.

uwu.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:28:15 [Preview] No.178476 del
>>178475
The art of subtlety.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:29:07 [Preview] No.178477 del
>>178473
Don't chainsaw while intoxicated please.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:30:02 [Preview] No.178478 del
>>178476
There is nothing subtle about your mistreatment of me. Like bashing me in the face with a wet fish.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:31:35 [Preview] No.178479 del
>>178477
She'll be right.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:31:52 [Preview] No.178480 del
>>178478
Put your pants back on.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:32:02 [Preview] No.178481 del
>>178479
Hubris.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:32:42 [Preview] No.178482 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gfKQSQe8mmQ [Embed]


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:33:28 [Preview] No.178483 del
>>178480
How did you know?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:34:06 [Preview] No.178484 del
>>178483
>wet fish
Subtlety.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:44:33 [Preview] No.178485 del
>>178469
Judging by the amount of obese Americans I'd say they're always Hungary ;)

>>178482
A great Aussie band


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:48:02 [Preview] No.178486 del
Time to do it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=36a6KI6o9VY [Embed]


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:49:50 [Preview] No.178487 del
>>178468
You can get arrangements like that at uni. Some neets even get gook girls included at no extra cost.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:51:29 [Preview] No.178488 del
its been raining all day and i need to go to the bottle o .....fark


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 03:53:23 [Preview] No.178489 del
>>178467
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>>178489
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NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:04:16 [Preview] No.178491 del
>tfw sitting in that NEETs mums roof drinking her beer and thinking my thoughts


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:11:39 [Preview] No.178492 del
>>178488
Get Dan to deliver some on demand.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:12:24 [Preview] No.178493 del
>>178489
The good posts typically contain one of those elements with a dash of alcoholism.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:17:02 [Preview] No.178494 del
Once again I promised myself a week off the grog, only to have a sixpack on Wednesday and Thursday and then get up to 12+ standards on Friday and Saturday.
This has happened like every week this month. I'm quite functional and proper for the start of the week and then it turns to shit.

I am gonna have a crack at dry July starting today. I'm not depressed enough to warrant this kind of drinking, it isn't fun and I resent the hangover while working the next day. I'm starting to feel genuinely disappointed in myself when I'm hungover and recently even when I'm buying the booze I'm second guessing myself at the checkout and thinking wtf am I doing.
I would prefer to have a constantly half-decent self-esteem. I judge people harshly for not having their shit together but I myself am half a mess.

Once again I am looking at a fresh start to try and improve my self discipline in the coming month. No more oaties.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:19:41 [Preview] No.178495 del
>>178494
Good luck friend


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:20:47 [Preview] No.178496 del
>>178494
Good luck going dry.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:23:02 [Preview] No.178497 del
>>178491
>thinking her thoughts


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:24:58 [Preview] No.178498 del
>>178492
not available in my locale


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:26:17 [Preview] No.178499 del
>>178494
>I judge people harshly for not having their shit together but I myself am half a mess.
IKTFB.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:27:54 [Preview] No.178500 del
>>178489
shit that sounds like a challenge, Frenchiey...


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:33:15 [Preview] No.178501 del
>>178498
Be brave and go get some booze.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:33:21 [Preview] No.178502 del
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>>178499
imagine questioning yourself ever


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:34:34 [Preview] No.178503 del
>>178502
Nuro's first good post.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:37:23 [Preview] No.178504 del
>>178501
i have half a cask... ill get started on that soon and if i time it right i can put a roast on and head down when there is a break in the weather and be back and showered when its done.

Although i am tempted to have a long bath tonight and whip out the glass bong that has been wrapped in storage for the past 2 years.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:39:30 [Preview] No.178505 del
>>178503
Why does she have carpet burn on her knees?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:49:25 [Preview] No.178506 del
>>178505
Hmmmmmmmm


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:50:36 [Preview] No.178507 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:54:14 [Preview] No.178508 del
Chad is a suburb of Africa, therefore people called Chad are niggers.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:56:07 [Preview] No.178509 del
>>178508
>Chad is a suburb of Africa


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:56:11 [Preview] No.178510 del
>>178505
A lot of NEETs get those at Council meetings.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:56:30 [Preview] No.178511 del
>>178505
she is just tired from doing yoga


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 04:59:10 [Preview] No.178512 del
>>178488
How soon you think you'll get that car registered?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:00:40 [Preview] No.178513 del
>>178511
Did you start doing paid work for the bike shop before you pulled your super out? ATO is going after those people now.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:00:56 [Preview] No.178514 del
Considering some oaties as a last hurrah for the time being


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:01:03 [Preview] No.178515 del
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Back in the kitchen. Need to use some stuff or just chuck them out. I know there's one person here who would bin it all ;)


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:02:02 [Preview] No.178516 del
>>178514
Your new resolve lasted 38 minutes. Congrats.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:02:53 [Preview] No.178517 del
>>178489
>racism, sexism, islamaphobia, homophobia, transphobia

I notice that lots of scumbag chinks make money from either ripping cunts off online drop shipping if they are male, or cam/actual whoring otherwise. The male ching chongs are so faggoty that I assume they take gay poofter poz loads for money too. I saw a chink in town who looked like a trannie, had a handbag and stockings, Naturally I avoided the trip homo because he probabally has Aids and Corona. There are too many perdiferous slant eye yellow jews in my neighbourhood but at least they crowd out sand people who cant afford the high rents because the chink cunts pushed them way up. The jawas from the land of oil cant be trusted not to get all allah snackbar stabby/bomby when they see too many half naked sluts, who walk around in short skirts. All women around here are whores and have daddy issues and cant cook and would be worthless as wives.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:04:30 [Preview] No.178518 del
>>178516
That's no way to encourage him.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:04:51 [Preview] No.178519 del
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Anyone care to guess what dish I'm about to make?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:05:15 [Preview] No.178520 del
>>178518
Weber's fast lasted longer than that


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:05:59 [Preview] No.178521 del
>>178519
risnotto


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:06:55 [Preview] No.178522 del
>>178512
The rear dampers have turned into a nightmare holding things up. The mechanic has totally dropped the ball too. Need to chase things up this week.

>>178513
lel no


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:07:24 [Preview] No.178523 del
6 hours and 53 mins left of the wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:07:43 [Preview] No.178524 del
>>178494
Good luck. Post bulge.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:08:36 [Preview] No.178525 del
>>178519
some soggy ass shit


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:09:16 [Preview] No.178526 del
>>178515
I cooked some out of date brussels sprouts yesterday. With veg it is easy to tell if they are still good. I only had to throw out one sprout. Meat is a different matter. I don't even like to smell it to see. Yuck. Just bin it.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:10:19 [Preview] No.178527 del
>>178519
You're making mushroom risotto.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:11:17 [Preview] No.178528 del
>>178520
Eh, let him have his last hurrah, he should post updates during the week though.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:15:21 [Preview] No.178529 del
>>178525
Watch your tone Nuro.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:27:53 [Preview] No.178530 del
>>178517
racist


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:28:17 [Preview] No.178531 del
>>178529
looks not dry


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:28:25 [Preview] No.178532 del
NEET penises are being brutalised and we stand by and do nothing.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:30:51 [Preview] No.178534 del
The UN peacekeepers failed to intervene in defence of my neetstick.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:33:28 [Preview] No.178535 del
The world stood by and watched when the Hutu came for my cock and balls.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:35:00 [Preview] No.178536 del
>>178532
I have had to cancel the protective insurance for my bulge because it's far to expensive.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:40:49 [Preview] No.178537 del
I need to build a boundary for the chickens, they shit everywhere.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:44:56 [Preview] No.178538 del
3rd red top, 3rd choof.
Shaped the palm tree, cut up some of the olive tree, tried to cut down the peppercorn trunk but couldn't. This chainsaw isn't powerful enough to cut through it, even with small cuts. The inner trunk is too dense. And I mowed the lawn.
I need to start cutting it more regularly
It was much easier to cut than how it is usually because I leave it for months.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:45:59 [Preview] No.178539 del
>>178538
Very productive day, I'm on my 3rd yellow top.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:46:28 [Preview] No.178540 del
>>178491
Stop thinking those thoughts. 💭


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:46:48 [Preview] No.178541 del
Looking up my own email addresses on emailrep.io - apparently I'm "suspicious" because my emails haven't been used in facebook or linkedin or in data breaches.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:47:02 [Preview] No.178542 del
>>178538
Good work.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:48:14 [Preview] No.178543 del
>>178539
Yesterday I saw a man at the pub order a black and tan with a yellow top.
It was sort of a novelty, I'd never seen one ordered.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:50:49 [Preview] No.178544 del
>>178541
You're not apart of the system, man.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:52:46 [Preview] No.178545 del
DAN TIME


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:53:05 [Preview] No.178546 del
>>178494
Try for two days sober between drinks.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:54:44 [Preview] No.178547 del
>>178502
I question myself every morning with every cup of blend 43


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:55:26 [Preview] No.178548 del
>>178546
Try for two sober drinks between drinks.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:55:34 [Preview] No.178549 del
>>178505
Praying to God.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:56:16 [Preview] No.178550 del
>>178508
>suburb


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NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:58:58 [Preview] No.178553 del
>>178516
Sober for a week after this next drink.
>danconductsTheCouncil. Jog.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 05:59:57 [Preview] No.178554 del
>>178539
>>178538

Second fisbowl glass of sav blanc, still yet to start roast or ride to the bottle shop despite the weather clearing up...hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:00:02 [Preview] No.178555 del
6 hours left of the wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:01:43 [Preview] No.178556 del
>>178526
And that weird kale shit.
Sounds vile.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:01:58 [Preview] No.178557 del
>>178554
Do you bicyclists have any wet weather gear? my motorbike jacket has a rain liner I can zip into it if it starts raining.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:02:40 [Preview] No.178558 del
>>178532
I'll sit.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:03:50 [Preview] No.178559 del
what is that NEET making?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:04:54 [Preview] No.178560 del
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Bit dissapointed, Judi wasn't in it.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:06:08 [Preview] No.178561 del
>>178554
Don't go for a ride.
Smoke some meth.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:06:24 [Preview] No.178562 del
>>178489
Oi Fukin sik ov doz Lebbo Trannie Lesbians stealing my fukn land unna


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:06:49 [Preview] No.178563 del
>>178555
The money is worth it. 💰


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:07:01 [Preview] No.178564 del
>>178508
Chad is a lake


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:07:21 [Preview] No.178565 del
No shoes, walking in my lawn. 🚶


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:08:02 [Preview] No.178566 del
>>178564
Your a lake.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:08:04 [Preview] No.178567 del
>>178560
I read that as the gay returns


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:09:14 [Preview] No.178568 del
>>178557
They just wear Lycra if they're
Real Nuro's


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:09:17 [Preview] No.178569 del
>>178560
Did it shit in a shower?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:12:43 [Preview] No.178570 del
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NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:16:05 [Preview] No.178571 del
>>178489
Yellow jew chinks suck tranny cocks and slope sluts spread aids like faggots but they're better than hairy muslim terrorist women.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:16:25 [Preview] No.178572 del
>>178548
Such teamwork. Such focus. If only ausneets could be like that.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:20:49 [Preview] No.178573 del
POSSUM HAS A STIFFY!!!


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:22:27 [Preview] No.178574 del
>>178537
Your boundaries are chickenshit m8


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:23:29 [Preview] No.178575 del
>>178548
Me on the left.


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NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:28:32 [Preview] No.178577 del
Dr Disrespect aka Possum got perma-banned by Twitch.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:29:06 [Preview] No.178578 del
I nipped my testicles a couple times while trimming them.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:29:14 [Preview] No.178579 del
Finished my second wank


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:29:49 [Preview] No.178580 del
>>178578
I hope you soaked them in Detol. Have you heard of Fournier's gangrene?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:29:56 [Preview] No.178581 del
>>178577
More than once?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:31:07 [Preview] No.178582 del
>>178580
>Fournier's gangrene


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:33:07 [Preview] No.178583 del
>>178557
i have a waterproof jacket but if its wet my ass will be wet no matter what

>>178561
still plannning to have a long bath and cones


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:34:08 [Preview] No.178584 del
>>178568
nuro has never been a lycra fag


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:35:49 [Preview] No.178586 del
>>178583
Yeah the only option is some weird looking rainpants, I've found on my moto if it starts raining though, my legs dry out pretty quick once the rain stops from the airflow.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:36:05 [Preview] No.178587 del
>>178583
Thats because you dont have mud guards. I have a seperate bike for wet weather.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:36:33 [Preview] No.178588 del
Monaro was ob a Cam time video facebook chat and I got. My duck yot.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:36:38 [Preview] No.178589 del
>>178585
BLACKED


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NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:37:43 [Preview] No.178591 del
Monaro started to tear up when I told her I was going to Dans and drinking again today
I went despite her tears

Heres my find for the weeeknd:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SrVmSJ5CHc4 [Embed]

Need to get it together aye neetoes


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:37:55 [Preview] No.178592 del
>>178580
I have not, and I have not heard of that.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:38:28 [Preview] No.178593 del
>>178591
You okay Cruisey?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:39:07 [Preview] No.178594 del
>>178587
>Thats because you dont have mud guards
PM Curtain tried: >>178585


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:40:18 [Preview] No.178595 del
Good morning.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:40:34 [Preview] No.178596 del
>>178588
Lovely, I hope they appreciated the show.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:40:56 [Preview] No.178597 del
>>178595
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:41:01 [Preview] No.178598 del
>>178594
Nuro doesnt mind mud from getting up his arse.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:41:20 [Preview] No.178599 del
>>178591
The goon tax always comes to collect.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:42:01 [Preview] No.178600 del
>tfw no big boobie hippy gf

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HdTFeW8FCto [Embed]


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:45:53 [Preview] No.178601 del
I've been in bed most of the day, either sleeping or watching stuff on Youtube. It's almost 5 and I haven't eaten anything yet, there was quite the hunger pain earlier on today but right now I honestly feel more peckish than anything else. Going to try to make it to 6 then have one of my shakes.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:48:24 [Preview] No.178602 del
>>178583
Fourth red top, fourth choof.
Listening to children playing and birds chirping.
A siren far off in the distance.
The sounds of gravel hitting a corrugated iron fence from chickens looking for bugs.
Blurred vision.
The kids playing is a very comfy feel.
I can't really make out what they are saying.
I can hear them on a bike or something.
The adults are even more fuddled
They are inside, every now and then they make a noise.
There is a youngish sounding man and a woman with a high pitched voice.
The neighbour closed his garage door.
A motorbike revs in the distance.
I can smell a little bit of soot, I think the adults where the kids are playing have lit a fire.
Blue skies.
That's a great song by Willy Nelson.
I think it's a cover.
Has an awesome feel to it, the lyrics are really positive but there's a lot of minor chords that make it sort of feel sad.
It's how I envisage going mad would be like.
Like letting go, smiling, and embracing defeat.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:48:48 [Preview] No.178603 del
>>178601
>pain
pang


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:48:59 [Preview] No.178604 del
>>178584
He has for me.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:50:49 [Preview] No.178605 del
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Hey NEETs,tomatoes are looking lovely this time of year.
All the work with the spacing and mutilation seems to have worked, nice neat rows.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:51:15 [Preview] No.178606 del
And I'm a chink for some reason now.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:51:47 [Preview] No.178607 del
>>178602
I don't like having a drink and a choof, it's one or the other for me.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:52:34 [Preview] No.178608 del
>>178605
The roots are thick and bulbous.
Have you heard from Whore?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:52:39 [Preview] No.178609 del
>>178605
Very nice, haven't seen you post in a while, was wondering if you got raided.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:54:04 [Preview] No.178610 del
Might be time for a bong

I wonder what the culture will be like around weed if its made legal here. Admittedly it would be a bit of a shame to lose all the derro choof culture I grew up with. I can't really stand the modern American take with an obsessions on strain names and percentages and shit.
Just like some good ol bush buds aye


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:54:21 [Preview] No.178611 del
>>178601
Isn't the fatigue going to bother you? Even I do nothing all day and eat very little in the end the feeling of fatigue annoys me so I head more.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:54:31 [Preview] No.178612 del
>>178605
How long has this grow taken


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:54:36 [Preview] No.178613 del
>>178606
You will buy us out.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:54:47 [Preview] No.178614 del
>>178606
>>178605
Gook afternoon. Looking good.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:54:53 [Preview] No.178615 del
>>178608
>Have you heard from Whore?
Yeah,we're talking still but there's nothing going on.
>>178609
>haven't seen you post in a while
I gave was sober for nearly two (2) weeks then I got really stoned and have been since.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:55:13 [Preview] No.178616 del
>>178607
That's safer.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:55:54 [Preview] No.178617 del
>>178610
When I was smoking a few months back, I didn't really associate myself with the 420 dude bro weed culture, I'd just sink a few cones like I was sinking a few beers and chill out.

The entire subculture around it doesn't appeal to me.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:56:14 [Preview] No.178618 del
>>178612
10 weeks so far, 3 or so to go
>>178613
>>178614
I will give you one (1) dollar, no more


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:56:36 [Preview] No.178619 del
>>178610
I know what you mean.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:57:21 [Preview] No.178620 del
>>178617
I agree and thats kind of what I mean. I know a guy younger than me thats really into the whole American thing with blunts and naming his bong and using a big 'bowl'.
I just like to punch cones out of my shitty tobacconist bong


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 06:59:02 [Preview] No.178621 del
>>178591
Thats not good m8


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:00:03 [Preview] No.178622 del
>>178617
I can hear the subculture in the distance.
A house two doors up from me sells shit, I can hear some cunt yelling get fucked and a commodore revving.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:00:48 [Preview] No.178623 del
>>178605
Ah they grow up so quick, soon they will want a place of their own


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:02:15 [Preview] No.178624 del
>>178620
I bought a pretty fancy glass bong, was surprised how big the bowl was for it, ended up buying a smaller "aussie size" glass cone for it, however as for strains and naming and so on, there is a huge difference in effects, I tried some pretty strong sativas which can almost make you feel manic to some really mellow indica strains that make you want to sleep, one guy I was buying from was selling a pretty good hybrid of sativa and indica called Jack Herer, which was the perfect mix.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:02:23 [Preview] No.178625 del
You fucking heard me cunt


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:03:21 [Preview] No.178626 del
>>178593
That's Monk.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:03:22 [Preview] No.178627 del
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NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:03:45 [Preview] No.178628 del
>>178605
Looking good m8. Nice to hear from you.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:04:49 [Preview] No.178629 del
>>178606
you got pwned


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:07:07 [Preview] No.178630 del
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NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:08:47 [Preview] No.178631 del
I no longer get the best china (taiwan) flag.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:09:30 [Preview] No.178632 del
>>178610
if its ever legal it will still be illegal to smoke it in public, just like you cant legally drink in public

>>178617
i hate weed and weed culture but ill buy a q every so often because there is nothing else to do / score


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:10:55 [Preview] No.178633 del
>>178632
I prefer the effects of weed over alcohol any day, but it's a hassle for me to buy it, might give it another go though.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:10:55 [Preview] No.178634 del
>>178632
Just get some drugs from the toilet.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:13:24 [Preview] No.178635 del
>>178634
I keep an emergency joint on the little table near my toilet.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:15:42 [Preview] No.178636 del
>>178635
It must be stale by now. flush it down the bog


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:16:29 [Preview] No.178637 del
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NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:17:48 [Preview] No.178638 del
>>178637
Big doob


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:19:24 [Preview] No.178639 del
The hunger.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:19:29 [Preview] No.178640 del
>>178636
Nah,it gets smoked and replaced almost daily.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:20:36 [Preview] No.178641 del
>>178639
It's all in the mind


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:29:49 [Preview] No.178642 del
>>178635
i had that at my last place... its a bad idea


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:29:54 [Preview] No.178643 del
Chicken Kievs and veggies for dindins, also Cindy got a new job, she starts tomorrow.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:31:05 [Preview] No.178644 del
>>178643
does she drive?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:31:51 [Preview] No.178645 del
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>>178643
>veggies
I thought you were better than this.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:32:05 [Preview] No.178646 del
>>178640
Smoking on the bog is so bogan.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:32:40 [Preview] No.178647 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O4ldpyIE5t4 [Embed]


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:36:15 [Preview] No.178648 del
>>178643
How much is Webby paying her?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:37:16 [Preview] No.178649 del
>>178643
Sounds good mate, I hope you enjoy.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:40:32 [Preview] No.178650 del
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Are you cunts preparing for the collapse?

The fucking state of Australian preparedness

>Australia has almost no capacity to manufacture any active pharmaceutical product for most of the products listed on World Health Organisation's list of Essential Medicines
Unreleased report by Institute for Integrated Economics Research for Australian Government

>A Red Cross survey has found fewer than 20 per cent of people have an emergency kit ready – and fewer than 10 per cent have an emergency plan in place if a natural disaster hits.
https://www.abc.net.au/radio/programs/am/australians-underprepared-for-natural-disasters:-red-cross/11537422

>The government is taking advantage of low oil prices to ease longstanding concerns about Australia’s fuel security but but will store the fuel in the US
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/apr/22/australia-to-spend-94m-on-crude-oil-stockpile-but-will-store-the-fuel-in-the-us

>Australia is failing to meet requirements with regard to its fuel reserves
https://www.minister.industry.gov.au/ministers/taylor/media-releases/australia-boost-fuel-security-and-establish-national-oil-reserve

Resources

>English language preparedness brochure by Swedish Civil Contingencies Agency
https://www.dinsakerhet.se/siteassets/dinsakerhet.se/broschyren-om-krisen-eller-kriget-kommer/om-krisen-eller-kriget-kommer---engelska.pdf

>Red Cross first aid training
https://www.redcross.org.au/get-involved/learn/first-aid/courses/provide-first-aid

>Get free first aid training through Neighborhood Watch and volunteering with the SES
https://www.ses.qld.gov.au/volunteer/Pages/default.aspx
https://www.ses.nsw.gov.au/get-involved/volunteer/


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:42:12 [Preview] No.178651 del
>>178650
I have ordered a 10ft by 10ft tiffin with wheels. when the collapse comes I am going to live in it and move it from place to place as the lemon forage dies out.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:42:55 [Preview] No.178652 del
>>178650
I've built up a large fat reserve that will help see me through the lean times.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:44:01 [Preview] No.178653 del
>>178650
>Are you cunts preparing for the collapse?
Definitively not. Unlike this prepared NEET >>178652 I will probably die after the first week because I am a skellie.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:44:08 [Preview] No.178654 del
>>178650
prepping is for faggots, real cunts raid when SHTF


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:44:08 [Preview] No.178655 del
>>178644
Yes, she has a little Mazda 2.

>>178645
Always have a side of veggies with my dindins.

>>178648
She has no contacts with Webby.

>>178649
Takk.


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NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:47:29 [Preview] No.178657 del
>>178652
Strategic fat reserve neet


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:48:30 [Preview] No.178658 del
>>178657
>fat
*arse


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:48:31 [Preview] No.178659 del
>>178650
I have been storing my wank socks for 20 years now.
A wise old gypsy woman told me they would be valuable after the Apocalypse.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:49:11 [Preview] No.178660 del
>>178658
Nice strategy


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:50:00 [Preview] No.178661 del
>>178654
true
just shoot preppers in the face and take their shit when the time comes


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:50:06 [Preview] No.178662 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ [Embed]
>“To the best of our knowledge, we believe that some of those cases may well have come from people sharing a cigarette lighter,” Premier Andrews told media this morning.
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/innocent-act-that-contributed-to-virus-spike/news-story/ca69caccac6ac0734c7808647aafb47c


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:50:47 [Preview] No.178663 del
>>178659
NEET semen is valuable, but only in liquid form, if you had of stored your seed in bottles or jars, it would be worth a fortune.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:51:18 [Preview] No.178664 del
>>178661
Thats not very nice neet


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:51:50 [Preview] No.178665 del
>>178663
I have built a wanksock golem out of them.
I just need the right magic word from Webby to put in its head.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:52:50 [Preview] No.178666 del
>>178664
It's not nice, no. But in a true SHTF situation, there are no rules.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:52:57 [Preview] No.178667 del
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>>178662
Smoking is bad for your health.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:53:02 [Preview] No.178668 del
Mazda 2 Genki, nice lil hatch.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:53:21 [Preview] No.178669 del
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>>178666
>no rules.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:53:33 [Preview] No.178670 del
I think I'm on my 7thb redvyop and 6th come


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:53:57 [Preview] No.178671 del
>>178663
I keep all my old Smegma in a plastic container


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:54:36 [Preview] No.178672 del
>>178650
I have been preparing for the collapse for most of my adult life. I am quietly stocking up on supplies in the lul before the second wave of corona.

your gear looks like fun, i dont have any chest darts in my fak tho.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:54:42 [Preview] No.178673 del
>>178671
I keep mine in an old boong


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:54:43 [Preview] No.178674 del
>>178666
Just make sure you say sorry first, ok.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:55:51 [Preview] No.178675 del
>>178624
I haven't heard of that one


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:56:11 [Preview] No.178676 del
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Kitchen Exploits part 1 of 4


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:56:11 [Preview] No.178677 del
>>178663
I miss Mr Cum Bottles.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:56:27 [Preview] No.178678 del
>>178670
(You) earned it!


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:57:00 [Preview] No.178679 del
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NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:57:21 [Preview] No.178680 del
>>178639
TELL ME ABOUT IT


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:57:30 [Preview] No.178681 del
>>178670
cruisey you mong


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:58:03 [Preview] No.178682 del
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Kitchen Exploits part 2 of 4

I sauteed the mushrooms before cooking the rice


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:58:32 [Preview] No.178683 del
wondered why my pie was tepid
cooked it for the defrosted time instead of the frozen time


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:58:48 [Preview] No.178684 del
>>178682
gross nigger food


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:59:01 [Preview] No.178685 del
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NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:59:24 [Preview] No.178686 del
>>178682
I'd be happy with just the mushies and a bit of salt on them


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:00:04 [Preview] No.178687 del
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Kitchen Exploits 3 of 4

The stock had to be heated before slowly adding to the rice, about 100ml at a time.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:01:21 [Preview] No.178688 del
4 hours left of the wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:01:27 [Preview] No.178689 del
>>178683
Just adds a bit of texture to it.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:02:08 [Preview] No.178690 del
>>178687
You have very Sensual fingers neet.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:02:18 [Preview] No.178691 del
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Kitchen Exploits 4 of 4

Risotto done after adding a big knob of butter and a handful of fresh parsley. Now onto the beans that were blanched in boiling water for a few minutes before being sauteed in butter and salt.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:03:27 [Preview] No.178692 del
>>178688
Thats like about 220 minutes


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:08:03 [Preview] No.178693 del
>>178682
>>178687
Keep stirring...

>>178684
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>178691
Looking like a nice wholesome meal.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:11:34 [Preview] No.178694 del
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Rode to bottle shop and acquired goon.

Put Lamb roast in oven

Drew a bath.

Got bong out of secret storage. Cleaned Bong. Filled with rain water.

Nuro has the cleanest bong out off all you lot and and am ready to rock.....


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:12:22 [Preview] No.178695 del
>>178694
>Drew a bath.
Can't have been a very good drawing, or you'd have posted it.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:12:53 [Preview] No.178696 del
>>178695
Well bantered.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:13:37 [Preview] No.178697 del
>>178489
TOOTHPASTE NO!


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:14:47 [Preview] No.178698 del
>>178522
Get onto that cunt tomorrow morning

>>178525
You make it very difficult to like you

>>178526
Your sense of smell is necessary for spotting potential rotten foods

>>178527
BINGO! I used a recipe from some fancy cunt named Marco Pierre. Apparently he trained Gordon Ramsay

>>178690
Thanks I guess


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:16:36 [Preview] No.178699 del
Been looking for a while for any real examples of a CommBank API but it seems they only offer one that gives info about their products, and not individual transactions as I'd have hoped.
It seems maybe all the big financial apps that actually use/display your financial data must be scraping your netbank page directly given that you supply your login credentials?

The app that commbank supplies is ok but still outdated. For example I want to categorise my purchases and see spending over time etc. I wast a fully modern web app to filter my financial history however I want.
Shame. I found one app that is good (pocketbook) but I'd like to be able to do my own transformations on my data.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:16:43 [Preview] No.178700 del
>>178698
>BINGO
I guessed it before he did


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:19:50 [Preview] No.178702 del
>>178700
No you didn't


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:22:22 [Preview] No.178704 del
>>178699
It would be a view of your financial details. What are you trying to achieve?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:22:50 [Preview] No.178705 del
>>178693
The risotto was tasty. I even added some cheap goon as the recipe called for white wine. Still waiting on the baked taters though as my oven seems to have just shat itself. Thankfully I have a portable convection/toaster oven.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:24:18 [Preview] No.178706 del
>>178705
>I even added some cheap goon as the recipe called for white wine.
You should always add it as it gets absorbed in everything while it cooks.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:24:58 [Preview] No.178707 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:25:04 [Preview] No.178708 del
>>178699
have you tried intuit's mint?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:25:28 [Preview] No.178709 del
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>>178695
There's a reason he wouldn't post it.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:25:35 [Preview] No.178710 del
>>178670
You are going to shit your pants again.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:26:18 [Preview] No.178711 del
>>178709
I was told he was water tight though?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:26:35 [Preview] No.178712 del
>>178710
I think this time he can stomp it down the drain.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:27:39 [Preview] No.178713 del
>>178691
>>178687
>>178682
>>178676
Excellent cooking NEET. I want some of that risotto.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:28:50 [Preview] No.178714 del
>>178695
Well bantered.

>>178709
Well supplementary bantered.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:29:28 [Preview] No.178715 del
Oh yeah, the govt paid 60% of my powerbill for me too.
Now is a good time to be a humble tomato farmer.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:30:03 [Preview] No.178717 del
>>178714
Well complimented.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:30:14 [Preview] No.178718 del
3 hours and 30 mins left of the wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:30:55 [Preview] No.178719 del
>>178715
a deer savaged part of my garden yesterday, any tips?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:31:09 [Preview] No.178720 del
>>178718
Working on Sunday is a sin you heathen.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:31:21 [Preview] No.178721 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:31:54 [Preview] No.178722 del
>>178719
cuddle it


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:32:01 [Preview] No.178723 del
>>178719
Shoot it with a crossbow


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:32:56 [Preview] No.178724 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WLSNPkf8RCU [Embed]


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:32:56 [Preview] No.178725 del
>>178719
Oh deer


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:33:10 [Preview] No.178726 del
>>178723
>>178722
I would have but it was in the middle of the night/early morning and the garden's behind the garage so it's not like I could see it from the window


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:33:15 [Preview] No.178727 del
>>178704

I basically want to be able to run select queries on my own spending. Any kind of graphical frontend is a bonus.
For example the combank app shows you monthly spending in hard categories.
I wanted to view my monthly spending on booze but in the commbank app liquor stores are part of the groceries category.
I can view this on pocketbook because I can view categories like Groceries > Liquor stores and I can see totals for week, month, 6 month and year. (I spend 1/10th of my monthly income on grog it seems)
What I'd like to do is define my own categories and interpret the data in whatever date range and categorical definition I choose

My current solution for this is a spreadsheet but its a pain in the ass to fill out.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:33:23 [Preview] No.178728 del
>>178719
.30-06 behind the foreleg.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:33:47 [Preview] No.178729 del
>>178728
*foreskin


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:33:59 [Preview] No.178730 del
>>178727
Keep your receipts and write up a ledger each day before you go to bed.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:34:26 [Preview] No.178731 del
Still hungry, feeling kinda sick.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:34:33 [Preview] No.178732 del
>>178727
Keep a little paper pad in your pocket and write shit down on it.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:35:51 [Preview] No.178733 del
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>>178731
>Still open


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:37:01 [Preview] No.178734 del
Very tempted to wank but I need to go to the gym later.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:37:08 [Preview] No.178735 del
>>178730
>>178732

Caveman shit tho


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:37:40 [Preview] No.178736 del
>>178727
pivot table tbh then just define numeric codes for what you spend so you can just punch in your receipt totals, code them and be done with it.

80 liquor $20.06
81 groceries (food) $35.50
82 groceries (toiletries) $12.00
etc


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:38:23 [Preview] No.178737 del
>>178734
Have a wank at the gym.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:39:00 [Preview] No.178738 del
>>178734
Hold your wank for after your workout, think of it as a treat for being a good boy.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:39:10 [Preview] No.178739 del
>>178736
>liquor
*Goon


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:39:22 [Preview] No.178740 del
>>178737
There is a chick there that is hot as fuck.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:39:29 [Preview] No.178741 del
>>178734
I fail to see the connection.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:40:19 [Preview] No.178742 del
>>178739
you can codify it with whichever nomenclature tickles your pickle boss


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:40:28 [Preview] No.178743 del
>>178736
Manual entry is unacceptable
Its 2020 and I don't have the attention span


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:40:56 [Preview] No.178744 del
>>178733
When will kfc make MRE's stocked with deep fried chicken pieces?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:41:13 [Preview] No.178745 del
Thinking about having a third wank


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:41:28 [Preview] No.178746 del
>>178741
I don't want to feel tired at the gym, plus I am liable to not go at all if I wank.

>>178738
I feel the urge subsiding and I think I won't do it at all. Filthy habit I am trying to kick.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:42:52 [Preview] No.178747 del
>>178746
>I feel the urge
Play with it!


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:43:55 [Preview] No.178748 del
(183.68 KB 760x400 whole-chicken.jpg)


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:44:02 [Preview] No.178749 del
>>178746
Wanking is not a filthy habit, it is completely normal.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:44:42 [Preview] No.178750 del
(371.39 KB 1319x915 Blue Moon Nights.jpg)


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:45:12 [Preview] No.178751 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:45:20 [Preview] No.178752 del
>>178743
well on the bank's end they're not gonna know what you bought where, they haven't reached that level yet. they're not gonna know that you ended up at a liquor store that also sells fried chicken, or that your dentist also operates a brothel. if you want accuracy in your thing just do it yourself or shut up.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:45:55 [Preview] No.178753 del
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>>178748
I want their best giblets in grease trap leavings.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:47:38 [Preview] No.178754 del
>>178752
But most transactions are pretty identifiable.
Coles transactions go in the Grocery category. If I want to modify the default category of any given merchant I should be able to.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:47:47 [Preview] No.178755 del
>>178706
It was as per the recipe

>>178713
>>178721
Thank you :)

>>178734
Gym on a Sunday evening


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:48:46 [Preview] No.178756 del
>>178748
whoa, I've seen those but i didn't know they were fully cooked.

>>178754
they know by their merchant id or whatever what kind of business they are, but if you spent $200 at a hotel bar they would probably think it was a hotel room.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:49:50 [Preview] No.178757 del
Need a new job


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:50:30 [Preview] No.178758 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:50:41 [Preview] No.178759 del
>>178745
You've got four in you neet, don't stop now.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:50:51 [Preview] No.178760 del
>>178756
Label says you have to warm them in an oven for 15 minutes, basting in the goop.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:51:59 [Preview] No.178761 del
>>178748
And the skin is still crispy


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:52:54 [Preview] No.178762 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:53:16 [Preview] No.178763 del
>>178760
>basting in the goop
VILE


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:53:35 [Preview] No.178764 del
>>178760
curiouser and curiouser


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:53:51 [Preview] No.178765 del
Nuro asked me to baste him in goop once.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:54:44 [Preview] No.178766 del
>>178765
Normal Thursday nights Council meeting.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:55:39 [Preview] No.178767 del
Anything in a tin other than soup is vile.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:55:41 [Preview] No.178768 del
>>178766
His pleading for goop grows tiresome after a while


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:55:55 [Preview] No.178769 del
>>178765
Was the vaginal scented candle burning?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:56:21 [Preview] No.178770 del
>>178764
That would take some experience to get it out of the can.
but top tier survival rats


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:56:23 [Preview] No.178772 del
>>178757
I need a blow job

>>178748
The colour of the chicken is as pale as that 'person' opening the can. Don't know which of the two looks worse...


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:56:23 [Preview] No.178771 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:56:40 [Preview] No.178773 del
>>178768
He is a Goop addict


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:56:40 [Preview] No.178774 del
>>178755
>Gym on a Sunday evening
I just go every second day so it alternates. What is wrong with this?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:56:47 [Preview] No.178775 del
>>178767
Fruit is okay. Sweet corn too. Beetroot.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:57:05 [Preview] No.178776 del
>>178770
It's moist and slides out when top and bottom of the can are removed.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:58:34 [Preview] No.178778 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:58:54 [Preview] No.178779 del
>>178764
thirty scomobux a can sent from usa


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:59:18 [Preview] No.178780 del
>>178774
Nothing other than the thought of any physical activity on a Sunday doesn't sit well with me as I've been brought up to believe that Sunday is a day of rest before the working week recommences on a Monday...


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:59:26 [Preview] No.178781 del
>>178776
That's what Nuro says on Thursday nights.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:59:26 [Preview] No.178782 del
>>178767
Beans? tomatoes?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 08:59:53 [Preview] No.178783 del
>>178776
Is it...is it a sex thing?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:00:08 [Preview] No.178784 del
>>178770
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IcnKvUkFTqU [Embed]

guess you open both ends, they make one with raisins that seems like it could be good

>>178777
the company that makes it makes mostly canned beans so i think that's a little marketing on their part

>>178779
are you sure? that was the price for twelve I saw on amazon


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:00:19 [Preview] No.178785 del
3 hours left of the wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:00:45 [Preview] No.178786 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:00:52 [Preview] No.178787 del
>>178778
That flavour combination seems to be pretty popular.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:01:01 [Preview] No.178788 del
>>178780
>working week
I no longer have any idea what that is


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:01:36 [Preview] No.178789 del
>>178788
The wagies are the working weak


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:01:47 [Preview] No.178790 del
>>178777
good stuff but i get loaves of black bread for $9.50. two slices and your full.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:02:35 [Preview] No.178791 del
>tfw no NEETs will let you put your hotdog sausage in their moist seppo bread tube


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:02:55 [Preview] No.178792 del
>>178784
yeah two cans for 12 dollars plus 22 dollars for shipping.

better to get a box of cliff bars really.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:03:45 [Preview] No.178793 del
>>178790
do those loaves keep for 10 years plus?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:04:23 [Preview] No.178794 del
>>178785
You poor bastard. I hope you've at least got some pussy waiting for you at home


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:04:47 [Preview] No.178795 del
>>178793
Yes, and they make your penis bigger.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:05:25 [Preview] No.178796 del
>>178793
no. they freeze for 3 months and you can toast them with butter and let them cool and eat them for days on ops.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:06:02 [Preview] No.178797 del
>>178796
> on ops


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:07:03 [Preview] No.178798 del
(48.60 KB 900x835 p.jpeg)


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:09:40 [Preview] No.178799 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YawI85U7QtA [Embed]


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:14:31 [Preview] No.178800 del
Having a longneck down by the harbour.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:14:41 [Preview] No.178801 del
Very baked and obsessed with financial data modelling


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:17:44 [Preview] No.178802 del
>>178799
Seen this one, he is so calm about it all.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:18:05 [Preview] No.178803 del
>>178800
Which harbour?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:20:27 [Preview] No.178804 del
>>178798
fukn white pussy cunt


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:22:12 [Preview] No.178805 del
>>178802
He did nothing wrong, and speaks more sense than any politician you'll hear on the TV.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:25:12 [Preview] No.178807 del
>>178806
I am not dead.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:26:42 [Preview] No.178808 del
>>178806
>Police allege the man was hit by a Toyota Kluger.
also pretty sure Cindy isn't a negroid


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:27:28 [Preview] No.178809 del
>>178805
It is arguable what he did was wright or wrong, he took the law into his own hands, which I guess is wrong however he did kill a horrible person, as for politics, I don't think he'd make a good politician, he is clearly a psychopath.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:27:54 [Preview] No.178810 del
>>178807
He is.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:31:50 [Preview] No.178811 del
>>178809
But he told the whole truth, which politicians never do.
Even the cop was laughing and shaking his head yes when he brought up the fact the police wish they could shoot certain people in the face.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:31:59 [Preview] No.178812 del
I need a wallet. Any suggestions?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:32:07 [Preview] No.178813 del
>>178803
Princess royal harbour


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:34:23 [Preview] No.178814 del
>>178812
Eh, any real leather wallet will do, I have one of those magic wallets you can flip your money in, doesn't really have enough card holders.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:34:42 [Preview] No.178815 del
>>178812
My Jeff Banks one has held up well.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:36:50 [Preview] No.178816 del
>>178764
That actually looks bretty nice.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:43:33 [Preview] No.178817 del
Having a gippsland blueberry yoghurt.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:45:05 [Preview] No.178818 del
>>178813
I need to visit Perth one day.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:45:16 [Preview] No.178819 del
Arse, cock and balls. Know these three things and you'll be set for life.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:47:28 [Preview] No.178820 del
>>178819
As long as you're not imprisoned in that kitchen cupboard.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:48:51 [Preview] No.178821 del
Filthy soap holders.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:49:29 [Preview] No.178822 del
(34.89 KB 125x108 Pos.png)


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:51:37 [Preview] No.178824 del
>>178823
>Murdoch media


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:55:38 [Preview] No.178826 del
Arses, cocks and balls.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:56:05 [Preview] No.178827 del
Off to the gym soon.
Don't really want to go.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:56:34 [Preview] No.178828 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:56:35 [Preview] No.178829 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 09:59:16 [Preview] No.178830 del
>>178826
Two balls to a cock


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:00:12 [Preview] No.178831 del
2 hours left of the wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:00:21 [Preview] No.178832 del
Still cooking the taters I put into the oven at just after 2pm. Another issue I've got to sort out with real estate.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:00:30 [Preview] No.178833 del
>>178821
It was in pristine condition before it was brutally smashed off the wall.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:02:16 [Preview] No.178834 del
All member of the council have a piece of Posso's soap holder.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:03:08 [Preview] No.178835 del
>>178832
That oven sounds fucked.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:04:23 [Preview] No.178836 del
>>178833
A perfect metaphor for my balls.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:05:06 [Preview] No.178837 del
>>178833
I will always remember when he said yes to it be destroyed.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:06:49 [Preview] No.178838 del
Pizza ordered again
Mega meat and a satay chicken and a garlic bread


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:06:50 [Preview] No.178839 del
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By some miracle I have only eaten a silverside sandwich today. Just need to make it to dinner.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:10:38 [Preview] No.178840 del
We like to think that we are in control of our arses, but our arses are actually in control of us. Our sole purpose in life is to gather feed for our arses so they can store and process it. We are merely mediums by which arses gather feed.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:12:11 [Preview] No.178841 del
>>178838
>>178839
Straight to the arse.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:12:12 [Preview] No.178842 del
>>178840
How do I break away from my arse shackles?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:13:18 [Preview] No.178843 del
>>178840
hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:13:28 [Preview] No.178844 del
Off to the gym.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:15:10 [Preview] No.178845 del
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>>178837
They were dark days


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:15:12 [Preview] No.178846 del
>>178840
I learn something new each day.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:16:26 [Preview] No.178847 del
>>178838
That don't sound like anything Dominos or PIzza Hut has to offer (besides garlic bread)


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:18:06 [Preview] No.178848 del
>>178847
It's from a place called Papa's Pizza.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:18:15 [Preview] No.178849 del
>>178832
Get a Weber


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:18:43 [Preview] No.178850 del
>>178849
*up ya


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:20:12 [Preview] No.178851 del
>>178840
I believe toilets rule the world and they bred us to supply them with poo


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:25:25 [Preview] No.178852 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:27:50 [Preview] No.178853 del
>>178851
Interesting, I think you're onto something there fella. Do you masticate?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:28:29 [Preview] No.178854 del
Some dude from 23andme messaged me asking if I was from South Carolina , we apparently share a great great grandparent.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:29:59 [Preview] No.178855 del
1 hour and 30 mins left of the wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:33:20 [Preview] No.178856 del
>>178854
I wonder if I'm secretly related to one of the WA NEETs, there's a chance that 10K is my long lost uncle


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:36:04 [Preview] No.178857 del
>>178856
It is possible that you have a cool weed uncle.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:45:33 [Preview] No.178858 del
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dramatic reenactment of neet council meeting


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:50:31 [Preview] No.178859 del
>>178858
That's a lot of feed going straight to the arse.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:53:58 [Preview] No.178860 del
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Hmmmmmmmm


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 10:57:37 [Preview] No.178861 del
>>178860
That picture doesn't work unless it's a gif.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:00:00 [Preview] No.178862 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:00:12 [Preview] No.178863 del
1 hour left of the wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:01:52 [Preview] No.178864 del
>>178863
any plans after the wage?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:03:32 [Preview] No.178865 del
Trying to find some really good boong creepypastas from /x/ I saw a few years ago.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:06:17 [Preview] No.178866 del
>>178864
I'll try for a wank then watch some Netflix then sleep


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:06:32 [Preview] No.178867 del
>>178865
I remember some neet posting about creepy wandijina things a year or so ago.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:08:15 [Preview] No.178868 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:16:06 [Preview] No.178869 del
>>178868
Night.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:20:23 [Preview] No.178870 del
My dodgy heater tripped the safety switch. I unplugged everything and went and switched the safety switch back on but my powerpoints are still not working.

Someone help me please I don't want to have to call an electrician. What is going on?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:25:25 [Preview] No.178871 del
>>178870
I have been googling my problem. Next I will try unplugging everything in the house and then resetting the safety switch again. This will include unplugging the fridge which is a real pain because you have to move it out of the way to get at the plug.

I may as well go do it now.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:28:25 [Preview] No.178872 del
>>178870
Check your fuse box.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:29:59 [Preview] No.178873 del
30 mins left of the wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:30:12 [Preview] No.178874 del
>>178872
Oh wait I guess your safety switch is the fuse box, I dunno, check all the other fuses, and chuck your dodgy heater out on the footpath.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:30:13 [Preview] No.178875 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:31:12 [Preview] No.178876 del
>>178872
Safety switches aren't that?

>>178871
>fridge
>have to move it out of the way to get at the plug.
Classic.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:37:34 [Preview] No.178877 del
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trying to resist the cravings


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:39:38 [Preview] No.178878 del
>>178877
Occupy yourself with something else. Preferably with something productive.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:40:57 [Preview] No.178879 del
20 mins left of the wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:45:00 [Preview] No.178880 del
15 mins left of the wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:50:00 [Preview] No.178881 del
10 mins left of the wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:51:38 [Preview] No.178882 del
>>178881
why are you working so early in the morning?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:53:30 [Preview] No.178883 del
The gnomes have claimed squatters rights in my arse.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 11:55:00 [Preview] No.178884 del
5 mins left of the wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 12:00:05 [Preview] No.178885 del
Finished my wage


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 12:01:05 [Preview] No.178886 del
Did a total of 3 wanks in the office today


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 12:02:48 [Preview] No.178887 del
I unplugged everything and reset the safety switch but my power points are still dead. Only two of them work. I have run an extension cord from another room to use my computer. The point next to the fridge still works but the one the kettle was plugged into doesn't.

I guess I will need to get an electrician in.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 12:03:39 [Preview] No.178888 del
>>178885
Well waged.

>>178886
In the toilets or in an actual office? How risky was it? you need to be careful.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 12:05:45 [Preview] No.178889 del
>>178875
Goodnight oriental fancier.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 12:06:40 [Preview] No.178890 del
Risky office wank.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 12:42:25 [Preview] No.178891 del
>>178888
In the office as I have the office to myself and I lock the door


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 12:43:14 [Preview] No.178892 del
>>178882
Because that's the hours of the shift, 1-10


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 12:48:57 [Preview] No.178893 del
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>looking at a 10TB onlyfans leak
>realising I don't have 10TB of spare disk space
>realising I probably won't live long enough to wank to all 10TB of it


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 12:58:54 [Preview] No.178894 del
>>178893
More than a life time of wank material.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 12:59:37 [Preview] No.178895 del
>>178877
Have a wank. You can swallow whatever you produce without affecting your weight.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 13:00:05 [Preview] No.178896 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 13:02:05 [Preview] No.178897 del
I hope that NEET with limited power is warm enough tonight, another NEET might need to go to his house and snuggle up with him.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 13:11:41 [Preview] No.178898 del
>>178897
why would he be cold in the summer? also you guys are south and it's warm in the south


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 13:14:46 [Preview] No.178899 del
>>178898
Hmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 13:15:48 [Preview] No.178900 del
>>178898
Could a statement this stupid be real or is he trolling?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 13:34:26 [Preview] No.178901 del
>>178900
Every year the percentage of whites in america drops. This is the result.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 13:42:01 [Preview] No.178902 del
>>178897
I am freezing. I am wearing my beanie and fingerless possum fur gloves but it is still very cold. I know it was that heater that ruined me electricity but I have thought more than once about plugging it back in and giving it a run.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 13:48:43 [Preview] No.178903 del
My nose is running and I have a cough. Have I finally caught corona or is it the cold?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 13:54:07 [Preview] No.178904 del
>>178903
Sounds like Corona. Get yourself tested tomorrow.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 15:21:39 [Preview] No.178905 del
anyone itt


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 15:30:11 [Preview] No.178906 del
>>178905
They are mostly sleeping now.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 15:33:04 [Preview] No.178907 del
>>178905
I am here. Cruisey might pop in soon if he wakes from his alcoholic coma. I bet you he shat his dacks again.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 16:13:26 [Preview] No.178908 del
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>>178900
no more trolling
no more stupid
only burgers now


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 17:35:51 [Preview] No.178909 del
>>178907
I am here and there was no shitty dacks.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 17:40:06 [Preview] No.178910 del
>>178636
>>178643
Ggood on her, hope she likes it.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 17:41:37 [Preview] No.178911 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 17:46:25 [Preview] No.178912 del
>>178691
Delicious.
The picture of the sauted mushrooms was very nice


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 17:48:05 [Preview] No.178913 del
>>178694
Too clean, and too much water in it.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 17:51:01 [Preview] No.178914 del
>>178719
Kill it and eat it.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 17:52:34 [Preview] No.178915 del
>>178909
Hello, I'm glad you remained watertight.

I am just about to go to bed.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 17:53:34 [Preview] No.178916 del
>>178750
That's a nice song, the whole album it's from is good too.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 17:54:43 [Preview] No.178917 del
>>178915
You are staying up later and later.
I'm thinking about getting up.
My alarm goes off in two hours.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 17:57:03 [Preview] No.178918 del
>>178917
>You are staying up later and later
I know. It felt like it was about 8:30pm and I looked at the clock and it was actually 2:30pm.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 17:57:41 [Preview] No.178919 del
>>178791
You don't have enough goop.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 17:58:32 [Preview] No.178920 del
>>178918
What has been keeping you busy these past few hours?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 18:02:01 [Preview] No.178921 del
>>178821
Excessive cleaning can be worse.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 18:02:39 [Preview] No.178922 del
>>178920
I have been playing Minecraft.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 18:03:13 [Preview] No.178923 del
>>178833
Because of this


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 18:03:42 [Preview] No.178924 del
>>178913
Imagine questioning Nuro's drug paraphernalia expertise.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 18:03:52 [Preview] No.178925 del
>>178922
Have you built a railway?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 18:05:04 [Preview] No.178926 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 18:05:38 [Preview] No.178927 del
>>178925
No I get overwhelmed by doing anything new and just stick to old patterns.

Where would I build a railway to?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 18:05:59 [Preview] No.178928 del
>>178924
>rain water


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 18:07:05 [Preview] No.178929 del
>>178927
To another point on the map.
It's just faster than walking


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 18:08:15 [Preview] No.178930 del
>>178929
Apparently you can get a jetpack and fly but that seems way too advanced for me. I stay at a very primitive level.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 18:09:52 [Preview] No.178931 del
>>178865
There's a fair few of them. Some were very good.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 18:10:29 [Preview] No.178932 del
I am off to bed. My mind is fogging.

Goodnight to my emoji NEET.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 18:11:05 [Preview] No.178933 del
>>178930
Build a auto harvesting farm


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 18:12:28 [Preview] No.178934 del
>>178932
Sleep tight 🚂


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 20:04:37 [Preview] No.178935 del
Good morning neets. Another cold, bleak dark day dawns, and yet again I feel like I haven't slept properly.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 20:08:42 [Preview] No.178936 del
>>178935
Good morning.
It is cold and dark in the roof too.
I wish that NEETs mum would wake up and bring me a beer.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 20:29:46 [Preview] No.178937 del
worms in my anus


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 20:32:24 [Preview] No.178938 del
>>178937
Have a deworming treatment.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 20:34:40 [Preview] No.178939 del
>>178887
That is a good idea I wouldn't be running everything off extension cords.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 20:35:34 [Preview] No.178940 del
>>178935
>>178936
Good morning NEETs. I hope you both have a refreshing morning.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 20:37:03 [Preview] No.178941 del
>>178893
Probably 9TB crap, 500gb you watch once and 250gb twice and rest you slowly wank to.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 20:38:47 [Preview] No.178942 del
>>178903
A virus hits suddenly and fast. You'll feel like absolute shit of if it is. Getting tested isn't too bad except that the test is unpleasant.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 20:40:40 [Preview] No.178943 del
>>178928
Ah yes that was hilarious. I wonder if he still collects it.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 21:22:43 [Preview] No.178944 del
this coding is a grind. Im going to get some ibuprofen today, that helps a bit.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 21:43:19 [Preview] No.178945 del
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Good Morning Neetus


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 21:55:49 [Preview] No.178946 del
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NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 21:56:05 [Preview] No.178947 del
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NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 21:58:04 [Preview] No.178948 del
>>178935
>>178936
>>178940
>>178945
Good morning friends.
Went back to sleep, now I'm late.
Feeling very seedy and my legs are sore.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:00:07 [Preview] No.178949 del
>>178944
>this coding is a grind.
That's why I want to stay away from it.

>>178946
Hearty kek

>>178947
>plus $10 for the hat
I feel sad that we have not seen any NEETs cooking hat.

>recieved praise
Perfect until I noticed it.

>>178945
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:00:25 [Preview] No.178950 del
>>178948
Good morning NEET. Take it slow and have a strong coffee to get you going.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:04:16 [Preview] No.178951 del
>>178949
>not seen any NEETs cooking hat.
They don't wear them on their heads.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:08:45 [Preview] No.178953 del
>>178948
i too sabotaged my own morning. Staying at home today.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:09:17 [Preview] No.178954 del
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>>178948
i too sabotaged my own morning. Staying at home today.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:10:12 [Preview] No.178955 del
>>178953
>Staying at home today.
I have my weekly management meeting at 9.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:12:28 [Preview] No.178956 del
>>178952
Whingers


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:13:41 [Preview] No.178957 del
>>178953
>i too sabotaged my own morning.
If you need to connect with your soul here are some recommended good reads:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8468603/Best-books-lesbian-love.html


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:15:12 [Preview] No.178958 del
>>178954
Interesting but still seem deranged at times.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:16:21 [Preview] No.178960 del
Still waiting for that second big poop. Maybe I need more coffee.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:17:36 [Preview] No.178961 del
>>178960
Mine was explosive today. I hope the next one isn't.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:19:33 [Preview] No.178962 del
Why isn't this classified as racism when they're clearly making fun of her, if those were white tradesmen it would be a front page article?
>Three concreters have taken toilet paper from mountain of the essential supply
>Filmed themselves picking up 48-packs from the pile in Sydney's south west
>'This stupid b***h is taking everything off the shelves,' one of the group says
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8466999/Tradies-steal-toilet-paper-homeowner-stashed-rolls-Sydney-home.html


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:24:17 [Preview] No.178963 del
>>178962
Did they mention her race, other than to say she was sending the stocks to China?
They should have used a nail gun to pin a couple of rolls to her head.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:25:03 [Preview] No.178964 del
>>178959
Morning.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:25:15 [Preview] No.178965 del
I don't like Justin Bieber, but I find it pretty funny that these mentally deranged thots came out of the air making up their stories and are now being sued for $10 million each.
A U D I T E D
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8467079/Justin-Bieber-releases-texts-court-documents-filing-20-million-defamation-lawsuit.html


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:25:29 [Preview] No.178966 del
>>178960
Bet it's not even that big.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:27:38 [Preview] No.178967 del
There is something about chinks and toilet tissue. I think it has a cultural significance, hence the omnipresent box of tissues on the back shelf of every chink owned sedan on the road.
The poor chinky dinks fear the end of this magical material.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:27:57 [Preview] No.178968 del
>>178963
>Did they mention her race
Not explicitly, but it was about her being Asian:
>'You guys have no work to do?' she responds, before the voice behind the camera says 'we've got plenty of work to do looking at you'.
>When a passer-by asks if the woman had a shop nearby, the man responds 'no - to send to China'.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:29:07 [Preview] No.178969 del
>>178967
>I think it has a cultural significance,
I think it's about being clean and being dirty is shameful. The Japs hate hankies that they refer to as snot rags with disgust.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:29:39 [Preview] No.178970 del
>>178965
Hopefully he will be awarded that money, condemning the liars to a life of poverty. I don't believe you can use bankruptcy to get out of court ordered restitution in the US. They take whatever income you get forever.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:29:52 [Preview] No.178971 del
>>178952
>>178962
>>178965
It's too early for me to be looking at dailymail articles. That site is so cluttered it gives me mental fatigue.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:30:31 [Preview] No.178972 del
>>178971
You will learn to like it.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:31:07 [Preview] No.178973 del
>>178968
You some kind of anti-racism nigger lover?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:33:02 [Preview] No.178974 del
>>178969
What do they use as cumsocks?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:33:13 [Preview] No.178975 del
>>178967
They don't even have proper toilets back home. Just holes in the ground.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:34:02 [Preview] No.178976 del
>>178973
No, I don't understand how Australia can be so incredible racist *white people* but when there is a clear incident involving non-white people in the media it isn't racism. If the woman in the story was Lebanese for example, I doubt they would have done what they did.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:34:47 [Preview] No.178977 del
>>178974
Disposable tissue socks?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:36:20 [Preview] No.178978 del


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:41:56 [Preview] No.178981 del
Good Morning NEETs, i had a weird thought wondering if the riots in America where still on going, and they are. Its funny no one gives a shit about them anymore.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:45:06 [Preview] No.178982 del
>>178979
assuming she is even convicted, she'll get a non-parole period of about 3 years


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:46:03 [Preview] No.178983 del
>>178980
face for radio


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:49:19 [Preview] No.178984 del
>>178981
They are. Somebody shot up one overnight.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:51:49 [Preview] No.178985 del
Wage. I still feel half cut.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:52:11 [Preview] No.178987 del
>>178982
>she'll get a non-parole period of about 3 years
I doubt it, not with that tough on crime approach.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:53:20 [Preview] No.178988 del
>>178981
Good morning NEET. It is funny to watch the riots though.

>>178986
>straight to the arse


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:53:31 [Preview] No.178989 del
>>178979
I'm a 9news kinda guy

>>178980
Too early for thots

>>178983
She fucked her face with plastic surgery. And those tits look harder than granite


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:53:43 [Preview] No.178990 del
>>178985
Good luck, stay safe and go slow.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:54:07 [Preview] No.178991 del
>>178987
The murder charge will be downgraded to manslaughter in a day or three.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 22:54:54 [Preview] No.178992 del
>>178988
Very well bantered


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 23:04:38 [Preview] No.178993 del
3day site ban for posting on the wrong board wtf is wrong with 4chan


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 23:06:34 [Preview] No.178994 del
>>178993
I just burned my tongue from hot lemon water. Life can be a real cunt sometimes


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 23:06:47 [Preview] No.178995 del
>>178993
If you can go 3 days without it, you can go without it completely. Cut it from your life.


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 23:23:57 [Preview] No.178996 del
>>178993
be honest which board ?


NEET 06/28/2020 (Sun) 23:47:11 [Preview] No.178997 del
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NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 00:00:27 [Preview] No.178998 del
>>178996
/nurolovescock/


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 00:19:15 [Preview] No.178999 del
Fucking cold this morning.
Female roommate is back, complete with loud banging and crashing.
All rugged up and I am still freezing.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 00:26:50 [Preview] No.179000 del
>>178997
Because it's time for her to be replaced by someone younger, cuter, and less fat. That's the cycle of life.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 00:28:11 [Preview] No.179001 del
>>179000
Trace is still afraid to emerge from the closet, despite it being 2020 and pride week and everything.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 00:29:03 [Preview] No.179002 del
>>178998
poorly bantered


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 00:29:42 [Preview] No.179003 del
My penis is scrotally blanketed.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 00:39:26 [Preview] No.179004 del
>>178997
I hope she gets better soon, wanking has not been the same.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 00:39:54 [Preview] No.179005