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NEET General #221 - Mum And Dad And Denny Edition NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 21:42:45 [Preview] No. 220398
I WAS ONLY NINETEEN

OLD: >>219388


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 21:45:54 [Preview] No.220399 del
How does he do it?


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 21:52:26 [Preview] No.220400 del
>>220398
i actually have this on vinyl


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 21:55:55 [Preview] No.220401 del
QLD BASED


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:11:35 [Preview] No.220402 del
>>220398
That is a good Pepe. Made me lol.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:12:07 [Preview] No.220403 del
>>220382
Good morning my friend. That meal looks good.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:20:43 [Preview] No.220404 del
Called work to chuck a sicky, said I had a cold, which I kind of do.
They said I have to have a covid test.
5 day weekend.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:21:00 [Preview] No.220405 del
>>220403
Soup babi


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:23:29 [Preview] No.220406 del


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:23:34 [Preview] No.220407 del
>>220404
Good work neet.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:23:50 [Preview] No.220408 del
>>220404
>They said I have to have a covid test.
it is worse than having something shoved in your bum


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:24:43 [Preview] No.220409 del
Who is this, be honest:
>'Masturbate and rub oil on your anus': Distressed patient in severe pain is given bizarre advice from Queensland Health nurse in late night phone call
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8728013/Queensland-Health-fire-patient-severe-pain-given-bizarre-advice.html


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:26:14 [Preview] No.220410 del
>>220408
>worse
Every thing is worse than that.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:26:55 [Preview] No.220411 del
>>220404
>chuck a sicky
You boong.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:27:37 [Preview] No.220412 del
I headed a team, commissioned to power the poo train but Wobler ordered me to evacuate his colon once.


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NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:28:59 [Preview] No.220414 del
>>220407
I'm out of sick leave because of my giant testicle.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:31:01 [Preview] No.220415 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8728121/British-grandfather-43-induced-coma-Tenerife-breaking-neck-diving-pool.html

I don't care about the content of the story, I just found grandfather at 43 interesting


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:31:52 [Preview] No.220416 del
>>220414
did you notice the neets stopped caring about that pretty quickly?


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:39:16 [Preview] No.220418 del
>>220416
All good NEETs care about CBT.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:40:36 [Preview] No.220419 del
>>220416
Britney cared.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:42:10 [Preview] No.220420 del
Exemplary ejaculation.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:47:37 [Preview] No.220421 del
retrograde ejaculation


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:47:59 [Preview] No.220422 del
gatorade ejaculation


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:50:44 [Preview] No.220423 del
Inappropriately Danned on a Monday morning again
Gonna try and quit tonight


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:51:50 [Preview] No.220424 del
>>220423
yeah sure


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:53:47 [Preview] No.220425 del
>>220423
>quit tonight


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:00:10 [Preview] No.220426 del
Got to the covid testing place, doesn't open until 9


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:00:30 [Preview] No.220427 del
Webster's lawyers are on your side


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:01:25 [Preview] No.220428 del
>>220416
some NEETs did.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:01:55 [Preview] No.220429 del
>>220419
She calls me baby.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:02:25 [Preview] No.220430 del
>>220422
What colour and flavour?


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:02:51 [Preview] No.220431 del
I stopped caring when it became clear we weren't getting a photo of the engorged testicle or the jock strap.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:03:39 [Preview] No.220432 del
>>220423
Is there an appropriate level of Dan'd for a Monday morning?


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:03:48 [Preview] No.220433 del
>>220426
Get something for breakky while you wait.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:04:01 [Preview] No.220434 del
>>220433
>breakky


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:05:10 [Preview] No.220435 del
>>220431
It was for you that I didn't post any of the pictures.
I am not in the habit of mong mogging.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:05:57 [Preview] No.220436 del
>>220433
I'm going to ask them about that when I get in. Am I allowed to go through drive thrus?


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NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:12:27 [Preview] No.220438 del
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Filled the petrol tank after adding a bottle of 'injector cleaner'. Then got some decent coffee. I'm pooped and still haven't been to Dans.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:17:01 [Preview] No.220439 del
>>220438
May your injector remain clean and pure neet.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:18:34 [Preview] No.220440 del
>>220404
Do something useful with the free time


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:24:37 [Preview] No.220441 del
>>220438
>Filled the petrol tank after adding a bottle of 'injector cleaner'. Then got some decent coffee
interesting blend, how was it?


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:29:06 [Preview] No.220442 del
>>220382
Looks yummy.

>>220404
Lovely.

>>220415
Stuff of nightmares, as you can't move when that happens. Completely stuck until someone saves you.

>>220417
If we have 180 day supply and there were issues with global supply the nutters would start stockpiling and it would be a 90 day supply.

>>220423
I wish you luck.

>>220426
Best to wait to avoid any ques.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:31:25 [Preview] No.220443 del
>>220441
Better than Maccas coffee for sure.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:33:15 [Preview] No.220445 del
I had breakfast from Hungry Jacks today and there coffee wasn't too bad.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:36:50 [Preview] No.220446 del
yeah I don't mind my local McDolans and HJ coffee.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:39:15 [Preview] No.220447 del
>>220445
>>220446
I am silently judging you both.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:43:50 [Preview] No.220448 del
i wish mcdognalds and hjs gave out monsters with combos


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:46:32 [Preview] No.220449 del
>>220447
The Jack's coffee was probably nice because it was all fresh after reopening within the last month. An internal fire from the deep firer damaged the store badly and they have moved the preparation line away from the deep fire to there is at least 2 metres space.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:48:24 [Preview] No.220450 del
I love big abo poo!


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NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:49:29 [Preview] No.220452 del
I think I have upper respiratory tract infection in the works. Last two days the lymph nodes were swollen giving me the appearance of a double chin, which has gone down but I am feeling unwell. I might get a COVID-19 test to rule that out, if I need to go the doctor as I can then show evidence that I am clear of it.


NEET 09/13/2020 (Sun) 23:49:52 [Preview] No.220453 del


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:13:09 [Preview] No.220454 del
Some absolutely delightful ejaculations on display.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:18:13 [Preview] No.220455 del
>>220442
>any ques
There was only a few people there.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:18:59 [Preview] No.220456 del
>>220445
I was going to breakfast on the way home but felt bad because I'm not supposed to. So I didn't.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:21:12 [Preview] No.220457 del
>>220438
Where did you get the coffee?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:21:58 [Preview] No.220458 del
None of my posts are showing up.
Endchan is being a boong again.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:26:16 [Preview] No.220459 del
Payday today
Gonna be filthy rich


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:31:19 [Preview] No.220460 del
>>220459
Spend it all on frivolities and worthless junk.
And Dan and Kfc.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:31:27 [Preview] No.220461 del
>>220459
How much $$$?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:33:14 [Preview] No.220462 del
>>220461
Probably 4k give or take


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:35:27 [Preview] No.220463 del
>>220462
Very nice.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:45:15 [Preview] No.220464 del
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Dan on his website is wearing a mask.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:45:48 [Preview] No.220465 del
>>220458
endchan is like ur mummybot


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:47:56 [Preview] No.220466 del
>>220465
Looking for bumpers in the gutter with no shoes and a black eye?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:50:12 [Preview] No.220467 del
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:50:15 [Preview] No.220468 del
Back from the gym.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:52:44 [Preview] No.220469 del
>>220468
What exercises did you do? What weights? How many reps?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:54:05 [Preview] No.220470 del
>>220469
All wrist action, 5 sets of 30.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:55:51 [Preview] No.220471 del
>>220470
I prefer 99 change hands myself


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:57:21 [Preview] No.220472 del
>>220471
I can't count that high.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:58:58 [Preview] No.220473 del
>>220472
a common problem


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:59:16 [Preview] No.220474 del
Weber's arse's visitor restrictions have made it an exclusive club.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 01:12:37 [Preview] No.220475 del
i'm allergic to black people


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 01:27:52 [Preview] No.220476 del
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Back from coles, managed to find some Wolfberry so that will be handy for when I make some pork soup.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 01:33:48 [Preview] No.220477 del
>>220476
Decent haul.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 01:35:03 [Preview] No.220478 del
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Back with some stuff. Had to go to Bunnings as Supercheap was out of cheap microfibre towels.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 01:36:20 [Preview] No.220479 del
An exquisite ejaculation.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 01:37:14 [Preview] No.220480 del
>>220476
Well hauled.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 01:39:27 [Preview] No.220481 del
>>220478
cunts were all out of the cheap brake cleaner last time i went, had to buy the 15 dollar shit. same with many other items. shit cunts


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 01:46:24 [Preview] No.220482 del
>>220470
Good wank?

>>220476
A nice variety of stuff


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 01:48:31 [Preview] No.220483 del
>>220481
What pissed me off was that the website said the store had stock.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:02:48 [Preview] No.220484 del
>>220483
>What pissed me off was that the website said the store had stock.
This happens all the time to me and they just shrug and say the website isn't that accurate.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:03:03 [Preview] No.220485 del
Went to KFC.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:04:04 [Preview] No.220486 del
Feeling incredibly flat
Not sure if its the hangover or not
Had an important meeting with a customer on zoom. Did not share my camera.
Went to have a shower and then realised I've already had one. Feeling dirty.

Just want it to be 5 oclock already


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:04:54 [Preview] No.220487 del
>>220486
Of course you'll drink another 20 tonight and post the same sorry arse shit tomorrow.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:06:23 [Preview] No.220488 del
>>220487
I will not.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:06:32 [Preview] No.220489 del
My Bulk Nutrients order arrived today.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:08:20 [Preview] No.220490 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E [Embed]


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Twin turbo diesel power and nice sunset somehwere over Idaho.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:12:34 [Preview] No.220492 del
>>220491
watch out for potatoes


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:14:49 [Preview] No.220493 del
I saw Possum skillfully nail three gooks from 400m with his L1A1 once.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:16:21 [Preview] No.220494 del
>>220493
You did not


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Orange


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:18:19 [Preview] No.220496 del
>>220484
That's why I didn't bother asking them.

>>220491
Just made the 1st pic my desktop background.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:18:41 [Preview] No.220497 del
Trying really hard not to completely give up again. I went to the gym today and had some fruit, so there's that I guess. I'm glad I could never get over the taste of alcohol or I know I'd be an alcoholic.
>>220491
I'm glad you're enjoying the game, it looks really comfy.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:20:01 [Preview] No.220498 del


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>>220496
>Just made the 1st pic my desktop background.

Nice.

>>220497
>I'm glad you're enjoying the game, it looks really comfy.

Very comfy.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:22:21 [Preview] No.220500 del
>>220497
>went to the gym
That's an achievement. Even if you did nothing else today you should be happy knowing the day wasn't a complete waste.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:23:17 [Preview] No.220501 del
>>220496
>That's why I didn't bother asking them.
I have two (2) Supercheaps, two (Bunnings) and an Autobarn within similar distances of me. I use the stock levels (and prices) to determine where I'll go.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:24:02 [Preview] No.220502 del
>>220501
>two (Bunnings)


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:24:14 [Preview] No.220503 del
>>220493
You had me for a moment, but I know for a fact that possum only uses the L85A1 and refuses to shoot any other gun.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:25:41 [Preview] No.220504 del
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Just had pasta for lunch, now I can't eat for another 5 hours. What is the point of life? What the hell do normies do when they're not eating?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:26:58 [Preview] No.220505 del
>>220503
>L85A1
Wasn't introduced until 1985, and issued to the British, who also didn't serve in 'Nam.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:27:40 [Preview] No.220506 del
might try going to the gym before bed


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:30:19 [Preview] No.220507 del
>>220505
you need to stop mansplaining


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:30:42 [Preview] No.220508 del
>>220507
I'm sick of his microaggressions


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:46:53 [Preview] No.220509 del
>>220505
I imagine they gave possum a prototype to test on the jungle gooks after his garlic breath weapon proved too dangerous to friendly forces and had to be covered up with that story about agent orange.


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NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:51:38 [Preview] No.220511 del
>>220464
I didn't believe it until I saw the site, as I know we made that edit.

>>220476
Weren't those berries a 'super food' a few years back with a hype about them?

>>220478
Stock intake must be slow from China.

>>220483
I know that pain. Officeworks does it similarly that returned stock from customers can show us 'low stock'.

>>220486
Did they share their camera?

>>220489
Very fast.

>>220491
Very soothing for the soul.

>>220507
>>220508
>mansplaining
>microaggressions
Are these used when people feel frustrated they cannot participate in a conversation because they do not have knowledge in the area of expertise that is the field they are in?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:52:23 [Preview] No.220512 del
Webby used a brute force attack on my balls once.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 02:55:49 [Preview] No.220513 del
>>220504
I believe they have sex when not eating.


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Very dark, scary landing coming up.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:18:10 [Preview] No.220518 del
>>220517
this is too confusing, just eject


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:20:11 [Preview] No.220519 del
>>220518
No ejection seats.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:21:06 [Preview] No.220520 del
Incredibly tired but not particularly hungover
Having a tear and share and watching ck3 videos instead of working.
Gonna go to bed early and try to wake up at 6


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:22:09 [Preview] No.220521 del
>>220519
just jump out


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:26:47 [Preview] No.220522 del
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Stepped on the scales, 125kg. Fuck!
did some pushups on my knees and some air squats and I just about died. How far I have fallen.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:27:55 [Preview] No.220523 del
Brutebusting.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:29:52 [Preview] No.220524 del
butterbrott


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:30:21 [Preview] No.220525 del
>>220522
Start doing some cardio and cut some stuff out of your diet.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:30:26 [Preview] No.220526 del
Anyone know if a box of brake pads typically come with 4 pads to service two (2) wheels. Or does a box only come with 2 pads which would only service 1 (one) wheel?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:30:59 [Preview] No.220527 del
>>220489
That was quick.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:31:56 [Preview] No.220528 del
>>220525
he's been posting about cutting something in particular out every day now


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:32:19 [Preview] No.220529 del
>>220525
Yeah I'm thinking long walks and a stretching routine.>>220525
>cut some stuff out of your diet
A lot of stuff is going to have to go.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:32:33 [Preview] No.220530 del
>>220526
axle sets typically


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>>220528
just bloatmax


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:35:37 [Preview] No.220532 del
>>220517
Switch on auto-pilot and keep your butt-cheeks clenched tightly.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:36:34 [Preview] No.220533 del
>>220519
Press triangle and deploy the parachute ;)


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:37:23 [Preview] No.220534 del
>>220533
one of my previous boss' motorgliders had a parachute for itself


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:38:26 [Preview] No.220535 del
>>220525
Nah, don't do the cardio at that weight unless you are just walking.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:39:24 [Preview] No.220536 del
>>220535
brisk walking is cardio


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:39:40 [Preview] No.220537 del
>>220515
I need these images today to keep me going.

>>220517
Good luck, stay safe.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:41:17 [Preview] No.220538 del
>>220527
Yeah, only from Tasmania to Adelaide I suppose.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:42:13 [Preview] No.220539 del
>>220537
>I need these images today to keep me going.
you're just trying to get me yelled at by narky neets, aren't you?


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NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:46:59 [Preview] No.220541 del
>>220539
>aren't you?
No, these group assignments with people not taking us much initiative and me spending a lot time fixing what they wrote is annoying me (if a CV was written using that style of writing it would hit the bin pretty fast). Having short breaks to breath and refresh my mind helps overcome the mental block that the task is daunting.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:48:50 [Preview] No.220542 del
>>220540
way to make everybody sad


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:49:29 [Preview] No.220543 del
>>220541
I'll wank you off as you go.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:50:31 [Preview] No.220544 del
Nvidia bought ARM for $40b.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:50:42 [Preview] No.220545 del
>>220542
Neets don't deserve to be happy.
Neets are the Ukrainians of imageboards - made only to suffer.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:50:48 [Preview] No.220546 del
>>220544
cost an arm and a leg


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:51:30 [Preview] No.220548 del
Weber bought my arse for free.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:54:30 [Preview] No.220549 del
>>220532
Auto pilot is on, it's an RNAV approach it will guide me down to within 500ft of the runway, I just need to make sure I hit the right altitudes for each way point otherwise I'll hit a mountain.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:56:52 [Preview] No.220550 del
>>220546
Thank you for spoiling weak banter. Very considerate.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:57:34 [Preview] No.220551 del
>>220549
Don't die neet


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:58:39 [Preview] No.220553 del
>>220550
if only you had done the same


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 03:58:58 [Preview] No.220554 del
having a water


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:02:11 [Preview] No.220555 del
Way too tired to do work


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:02:18 [Preview] No.220556 del
Finished all my jobs for today. Off to the beach. Got some cognac and codeine left over from the weekend. Sweet bliss lies ahead.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:03:32 [Preview] No.220557 del
Is the NEET who ends up funding the Commune allowed to ban Nuro?


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>>220551
On the ground, safe and sound.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:07:57 [Preview] No.220559 del
>>220543
Thank (You).


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:08:00 [Preview] No.220560 del
>>220550
You're the same cunt who had a go at me last thread over the vindaloo joke aren't ya!


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:08:12 [Preview] No.220561 del
>>220548
>bought
>free


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:08:51 [Preview] No.220562 del
>>220552
That's cringe disgusting.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:09:06 [Preview] No.220563 del
>I understand it's a busy week for some of you with big tests in other courses.
>I'm giving everyone an extension on Assignment 4 until Monday 21 September at 5:00 pm.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:09:14 [Preview] No.220564 del
>>220557
It would need to discussed with the Council.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:09:27 [Preview] No.220565 del


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:09:56 [Preview] No.220566 del
>>220563
That's nice, how did you have to complete it without the extension?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:09:58 [Preview] No.220567 del
>>220557
Nah, we'll need at least one slave to cook and clean.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:10:43 [Preview] No.220568 del
>>220567
I thought that would be Monaro?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:11:12 [Preview] No.220569 del
Might hit the turps


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:11:34 [Preview] No.220570 del
>>220566
Friday, 5pm.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:12:13 [Preview] No.220571 del


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:12:14 [Preview] No.220572 del
I wouldn't trust nuro's cooking.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:12:54 [Preview] No.220573 del
>>220558
Good to hear m8, you should invest in some driving lights if you are going to be doing any more night flying.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:13:03 [Preview] No.220574 del
>>220570
Keep to this schedule.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:13:20 [Preview] No.220575 del
Update: hitting the turps


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:13:45 [Preview] No.220576 del
>>220573
No need for lights, just rely on the instruments.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:13:45 [Preview] No.220577 del
>>220573
>driving lights
>flying


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:14:22 [Preview] No.220578 del
>>220572
who doesn't like hashbrowns, olives and goon?


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NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:15:05 [Preview] No.220580 del
>>220578
Nuro would date-cuddle you.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:15:33 [Preview] No.220581 del
>>220580
not if I date-cuddled him first.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:16:42 [Preview] No.220582 del
Nuro will be the commune's barista, every NEET will be thoroughly caffinated.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:17:23 [Preview] No.220583 del
>220571
Cunt


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:18:02 [Preview] No.220584 del
>>220583
now now
cunts are useful


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:21:21 [Preview] No.220585 del
(2.93 MB 960x720 7aQaamK5Tw_WHl7U.mp4)


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:21:54 [Preview] No.220586 del
>>220585
according to his father, he is currently in an induced coma as a result of the head stomp


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:23:29 [Preview] No.220587 del
>>220585
What is the context there?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:24:13 [Preview] No.220588 del
>>220587
victorian police respoding to a guy "behaving erratically"


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:24:43 [Preview] No.220589 del
>>220585
That head stomp was not nice.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:25:34 [Preview] No.220590 del
>>220589
hitting him with a car so hard he flew through the air wasn't nice either


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:25:56 [Preview] No.220591 del
>>220486
I look forward to the update, good luck.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:26:38 [Preview] No.220592 del
>>220550
Poorly posted.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:27:10 [Preview] No.220593 del
>>220589
>>220590
both attempted murder charges if a civilian did them


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:28:59 [Preview] No.220594 del
Cops are big bullies.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:31:50 [Preview] No.220595 del
Victoria is a police state


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:32:02 [Preview] No.220596 del
>>220570
Very nice.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:32:19 [Preview] No.220597 del
>>220575
What happened to knock off time?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:32:35 [Preview] No.220598 del
>>220582
Straight to the arse?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:33:17 [Preview] No.220599 del
>>220585
Hitting with the car was acceptable if he was a danger to society but that head kick is a dog act.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:35:53 [Preview] No.220600 del
Might go get a long neck lads
Need an arvo pick me up


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:37:01 [Preview] No.220601 del
>>220599
he hadn't done anything at that point


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:37:22 [Preview] No.220602 del
>>220600
what happened to 2 weeks without booze?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:37:25 [Preview] No.220603 del
Kek, what a ridiculous trophy


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:38:25 [Preview] No.220604 del
>>220597
Different person


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:40:35 [Preview] No.220605 del
>>220491
>somehwere
You should know, you're the pilot.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:41:27 [Preview] No.220606 del
>>220601
I agree. I would like to see what happened before hand though.

If he was darting erratically between traffic, refusing to follow instructions and was violent it could been seen as reasonable in attempt to restrain him. If that was the case he was a danger to himself, the police and the public.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:44:53 [Preview] No.220607 del
>>220500
I didn't go to the gym.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:45:34 [Preview] No.220608 del
>>220502
Parafield Gardens is much further away.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:46:03 [Preview] No.220609 del
>>220605
The closest place I could say is Spokane Washington, since the KSKA airport is about 40nm north of the location.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:46:12 [Preview] No.220610 del
>>220608
about the same time/distance as munno para west


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:47:23 [Preview] No.220611 del
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NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:47:45 [Preview] No.220612 del
>>220608
>>220610
according to google:
Munno Para West 15 min (11.5km)
Parafield Gardens 14 mins (8.7km)


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NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 04:58:46 [Preview] No.220614 del
>>220613
he is a vile neet


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:09:13 [Preview] No.220615 del
>>220614
Vile would be fapping to that creature, which I'm proud to say I did not do.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:09:25 [Preview] No.220616 del
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NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:10:16 [Preview] No.220617 del
>>220511
>we made that edit.
Exactly.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:11:07 [Preview] No.220618 del
>>220518
This is basically my motto for life.
>>220519
This is the reality of my life.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:11:31 [Preview] No.220619 del
>>220611
She was a mong.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:11:48 [Preview] No.220620 del
>>220522
I did a big poo and dropped about 4 stone.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:12:38 [Preview] No.220621 del
>>220534
Did you press triangle?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:13:25 [Preview] No.220622 del
>>220557
>tfw Nuro ends up funding it.


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NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:15:22 [Preview] No.220625 del
>>220585
Probably deserved it.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:16:38 [Preview] No.220626 del
>>220612
Huh, there you go. I only go to the Munno para west one.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:17:03 [Preview] No.220627 del
>>220620
shitter shattered.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:17:51 [Preview] No.220628 del
>>220622
He has Daddy's money so he is the most likely candidate.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:19:21 [Preview] No.220629 del
>>220627
Also had a nice nap, had a dream about being in some sort of movie set in the desert, some of the people were local, rough as guts types and some were prissy actors. Was weird.
There was a tree covered in licence plates and had a ride cymbal bolted to it.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:20:18 [Preview] No.220630 del
>>220629
A dream of the commune?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:21:26 [Preview] No.220631 del
>>220630
I was in the cab of an old trucky guy who was only wearing stubbies.
It was pretty accurate.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:33:46 [Preview] No.220632 del
Going to make some lunch and then get back to studying.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:34:06 [Preview] No.220633 del
A truly sublime ejaculation.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:35:09 [Preview] No.220634 del
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>He is a vile NEET


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:44:15 [Preview] No.220635 del
Wish Cindy would cover Shire in nachos, dry, seasoned beef mince and beans, tangy salsa and guac then smile in the corner as she watched wobler and possum eat it off his body


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:49:27 [Preview] No.220636 del
>>220634
That video was just awful from memory. If you want something worthy of a laugh watch this:
https://crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/76073-well-that-was-unexpected


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:50:00 [Preview] No.220637 del
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Last one


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:55:09 [Preview] No.220638 del
Hey.. um, you're on call this week.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 05:57:45 [Preview] No.220639 del
What did you buy Mong?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:02:34 [Preview] No.220640 del
>>220635
Hmmmmmmm


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:03:53 [Preview] No.220641 del
>>220640
I forgot to mention that you can't use your hands.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:04:57 [Preview] No.220642 del
Literally twiddling my thumbs and looking at a wall.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:10:11 [Preview] No.220643 del
Weber told me I look like a bitch in heat and that if I get cuddled by a pack of niggers it will be my own damn fault once.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:10:43 [Preview] No.220644 del
>>220642
twiddly your tinky instead


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:11:25 [Preview] No.220645 del
>>220642
Have a wank.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:12:37 [Preview] No.220646 del
The Wibbler held my arse to ransom once.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:12:55 [Preview] No.220647 del
My arse is Turing complete.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:19:01 [Preview] No.220648 del
Possum left his rubbish in a cinema because "It is their job to clean it up." once.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:20:51 [Preview] No.220649 del
>>220639
6 pack
While walking to the bottle-o I got paid, $3666.
Celebrating that.
Tomorrow is my definite cutoff point

Also got some chips


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:29:20 [Preview] No.220650 del
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>>220649
>While walking to the bottle-o I got paid, $3666.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:31:30 [Preview] No.220651 del
>>220648
I usually leave empty drink cups/popcorn boxes on the seat, but any rubbish from food I brought in I'll take with me.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:34:42 [Preview] No.220652 del
>>220649
You git the number for the dealer?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:35:11 [Preview] No.220653 del
>>220651
>I usually leave empty drink cups/popcorn boxes on the seat
Dirty cretin.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:36:57 [Preview] No.220654 del
A six pack will last until 9pm.
The the curfew takes place.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:37:13 [Preview] No.220655 del
Time for a beer.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:40:55 [Preview] No.220656 del
>>220642
Wish my walls were as attractive as yours


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:44:57 [Preview] No.220657 del
having a can of monster and some bickies


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:47:22 [Preview] No.220658 del
Might pay off the rest of my credit card
Might not


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 06:50:22 [Preview] No.220659 del
>>220635
if you knew your neetlore, you would know wobler doesn't like guacamole


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:03:07 [Preview] No.220661 del
>>220660
Lana Lokteff has really gone down hill.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:04:17 [Preview] No.220662 del
>>220649
>Tomorrow is my definite cutoff point


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:05:58 [Preview] No.220663 del
>>220400
That's not Redgum mate.
>>220517
Looks pretty tricky, how did you go?
16 degrees today in Shitbourne, Dan is tempting me.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:07:24 [Preview] No.220664 del
>>220661
had to google her
Wikipedia conflates her being a neo-Nazi with being in the alt-right in the article on her.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:08:08 [Preview] No.220665 del


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:09:28 [Preview] No.220666 del
>>220664
Yeah she started getting railed by BBC after red ice was cancelled from youtube.

Gotta pay the bills somehow.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:12:26 [Preview] No.220667 del
>>220663
You keen for Daddy Dan extending our bedtime?

I can smell the neighbour smoking a spliff


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:19:59 [Preview] No.220668 del
Second beer and its not even 630
Might head to bed early tonight


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:24:14 [Preview] No.220669 del
>>220668
Just about polished a bottle of wine. Then there's another carton of beer. Don't become me.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:30:10 [Preview] No.220670 del
>>220659
He hasn't had it off of Shire's body.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:30:50 [Preview] No.220671 del
>>220669
That sounds good.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:31:09 [Preview] No.220672 del
I might have a wine, that's a good idea.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:39:50 [Preview] No.220673 del
I might start buying wine instead of beer.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:39:55 [Preview] No.220674 del
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NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:43:35 [Preview] No.220675 del
Very excited to see how this roof tiler who got his head stomped into a coma is presented on the news tonight.

Victorians love to suck off cops so much


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:44:11 [Preview] No.220676 del
>>220674
I'm on my second.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:44:36 [Preview] No.220677 del
>>220675
You'd love to suck off cops so much


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:47:56 [Preview] No.220678 del
Might get my last uber eats burg tonight
Need to start cooking, this is getting expensive


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:57:07 [Preview] No.220679 del
Wearing my fancy trackies today.
It's been a while

My second breakfasted legs are chafing each other
Time for more baby powder


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:58:05 [Preview] No.220680 del
>>220675
> roof tiler
Perhaps he was suffering heat stroke after a long day's work?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 07:59:54 [Preview] No.220681 del
>>220678
You need a pouch of baccy though.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:00:24 [Preview] No.220682 del
>>220679
Film the baby powder application.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:00:27 [Preview] No.220683 del
Itchy scrotum.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:02:32 [Preview] No.220684 del
Did the dishes and some house work. Considering VPNing into the wage and just doing more work. What else am I going to do, apart from stare at the wall?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:04:57 [Preview] No.220685 del
>>220684
>What else am I going to do
I could do with a massage.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:05:00 [Preview] No.220686 del
>>220684
Have a wank


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:07:44 [Preview] No.220687 del
>>220686
Forsworn alcohol and wanks this week.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:09:04 [Preview] No.220688 del
>>220683
Don't itch it too hard or else you'll end up with excess scrotum skin.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:14:38 [Preview] No.220689 del
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Wine turns a four star meal into a five star meal.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:16:03 [Preview] No.220690 del
>>220689
Is that leftover pasta on toast?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:16:36 [Preview] No.220691 del
>>220690
Easy four stars.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:17:50 [Preview] No.220692 del
>>220689
Lovely scene.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:18:45 [Preview] No.220693 del
it would be nice to win the lottery this week


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:19:43 [Preview] No.220694 del
>>220689
Looks like a well enjoyed meal.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:20:16 [Preview] No.220695 del
https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/police-head-stomping-incident-referred-to-professional-standards-command-20200914-p55va1.html
>“Upon arrival the male allegedly became aggressive and damaged a police vehicle whilst attempting to avoid arrest,” she said.
What? When they rammed him or do he do something else that wasn't in the video?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:20:26 [Preview] No.220696 del
decided not to eat tonight


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:20:42 [Preview] No.220697 del
>>220693
Wish you luck neet


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:20:46 [Preview] No.220698 del
>>220693
You'll have a better chance if you buy more tickets.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:21:06 [Preview] No.220699 del
>>220695
no, they rammed him and that constitutes damaging their vehicle


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:21:16 [Preview] No.220700 del
>>220695
>else that wasn't in the video?
Probably a part to the video not shown. The pig car will have dash cam if that is what they claim.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:21:21 [Preview] No.220701 del
>>220696
Have a big food.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:21:33 [Preview] No.220702 del
>>220696
Feed = Power


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:23:52 [Preview] No.220703 del
>>220702
Power = Anal


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:23:57 [Preview] No.220704 del
>>220701
>>220702
I had a large coffee for breakfast and KFC for lunch and some monster and bickies in the afternoon. That is enough, I do not deserve better.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:25:24 [Preview] No.220705 del
>>220697
Thank you

>>220698
I spent $147.30


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:25:38 [Preview] No.220706 del
>>220695
He probably banged on the bonnet while literally escaping a hospital imprisoning him for doing nothing and having no beds available lmao fucking 3rd world shit hole


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:26:52 [Preview] No.220707 del
>>220704
>That is enough, I do not deserve better.
Why don't you get some frozen meals that are portioned control for these occasions?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:27:19 [Preview] No.220708 del
>>220705
>I spent $147.30
Where you our lottery NEET a long time ago?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:27:44 [Preview] No.220709 del
>>220706
>hospital imprisoning him for doing nothing
Have you ever been imprisoned in a hospital for doing nothing?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:31:23 [Preview] No.220710 del
>tfw thinking about Helen thinking about a choof


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:32:00 [Preview] No.220711 del
>>220706
> was waiting for a mental health bed at the Northern Hospital but decided to leave after waiting more than a day in emergency.
Hospital staff then called police to bring him back, where the violent arrest unfolded outside on suburban Cooper Street.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/epping-arrest-man-allegedly-kicked-in-the-head-by-police-officer/7b6ef2e6-eca5-4a45-ad6e-9d6417a017bf


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NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:33:11 [Preview] No.220713 del
>>220678
>my last


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:33:43 [Preview] No.220714 del
>>220711
Honestly don't blame him if he was waiting a whole day in that environment.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:35:26 [Preview] No.220715 del
>>220689
Looks like a 2 star meal turned into a 2.5 star meal.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:37:28 [Preview] No.220716 del
>>220714
Yeah I agree, it's not fun being in emergency, I've been in there a few times for mental health reasons


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:40:53 [Preview] No.220717 del
Welp, that's the craziest thing i've seen in a while.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0-l-Rvu8ZfI [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:43:17 [Preview] No.220718 del
>>220715
If that.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:44:26 [Preview] No.220719 del
>>220717
I wonder how good it is for the engine driving the prop straight off the crankshaft like that?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:45:55 [Preview] No.220720 del
>>220717
Wasn't expecting that.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:47:33 [Preview] No.220721 del
>>220719
I honestly have no clue how it's all set up, it's basically a truck engine out of a small isuzu tipper truck, it's probably had the boost on the turbo increased a bit, I've got no clue how they'd prevent the propeller from cavitating in the water (slipping)


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:54:25 [Preview] No.220722 del
Watching the project
They did not show the whole stomping video
They've had a longer section about some random kid with cancer


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 08:55:54 [Preview] No.220723 del
>>220722
the beautiful people on TV require the police to keep the plebs away from them, so they're not going to say much of anything about it


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:01:41 [Preview] No.220724 del
>>220723
The beautiful people here on the NEET board are similar in outlook.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:02:22 [Preview] No.220725 del
>>220717
Awesome.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:03:31 [Preview] No.220726 del
Beautiful NEETs.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:03:35 [Preview] No.220727 del
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Dinner. A 'Pan Bagnat' aka French pressed tuna sandwich. This was made Saturday and has been in the fridge since, with a weight on top to 'press' it all together. The 3rd pic is how it looked after a couple days. I had everything the recipe called for except anchovy which I didn't realise until making it.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:04:40 [Preview] No.220728 del
>>220726
I am one of them, and I am not ashamed to say it.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:05:04 [Preview] No.220729 del
>>220727
Very interesting. How was it?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:08:29 [Preview] No.220730 del
>>220727
Damn, that looks tasty.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:09:53 [Preview] No.220731 del
Can't stand tuna


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:10:19 [Preview] No.220732 del
>>220727
Looks tasty, anchovies are highly underrated, they are very tasty.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:12:27 [Preview] No.220733 del
>>220726
Sparkle in the smile and twinkle in your eyes.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:13:23 [Preview] No.220734 del
>>220727
>t. ArtisticChefNEET


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:14:17 [Preview] No.220735 del
>>220731
Similar, fish must be cooked for me to enjoy it with some radiant heat.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:16:48 [Preview] No.220736 del
>>220679
I'm going to miss wearing trackies and hoodies for another year. See you both next Winter...

>>220689
Can't even tell what that 'meal' is so I'll take your drunken word for it.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:19:28 [Preview] No.220737 del
>>220727
looks like a guts ache waiting to h appen


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:22:36 [Preview] No.220738 del
>>220693
Just bought an entry into tonight's lotto after reading your post. 12 minutes left until the draw closes. Good luck to you!

>>220696
#Meal-free Monday


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:28:38 [Preview] No.220739 del
>>220708
>Where you

>>220716
Self-admitted?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:36:13 [Preview] No.220740 del
>>220729
>>220730
Pretty damn good, I ate half what was made.

>>220732
I'd definitely make it again and be sure to use anchovy.

>>220734
Nah, just another recipe taken from the pros (this one from Chef John aka Foodwishes.com)


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:38:27 [Preview] No.220741 del
>>220735
Tinned tuna is cooked, and tastes great on toasted sangas or in pasta bakes.

>>220737
If that happens it'll be from the bottle of wine and beers.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:44:27 [Preview] No.220742 del
night


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:46:07 [Preview] No.220743 del
>>220742
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:48:10 [Preview] No.220744 del
Helen should be taught to dance:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vNJnOfyhweo [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:51:00 [Preview] No.220745 del
Beer #6


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:51:40 [Preview] No.220746 del
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>>220742
Goodnight m8


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:56:46 [Preview] No.220747 del
>>220742
Good night noot


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 09:59:41 [Preview] No.220748 del
Gotta tell ya neets this extra hour feels pretty decent


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:01:41 [Preview] No.220749 del
>>220748
You deserved the extra hour neet.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:03:45 [Preview] No.220750 del
>>220748
What are you doing with it?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:05:16 [Preview] No.220751 del
>>220750
Smoking cones inside


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:07:03 [Preview] No.220752 del
>>220751
That's fine, as long as you are not wasting it by wanking .


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:07:42 [Preview] No.220753 del
I really want to quit my second wage immediately, because it's a terrible wage. But I have doubts about quitting right now because then it would look like I'm quitting because of the office incident . It would create a lot of unnecessary speculation. Correlation = causation etc. Doesn't help that literally every one of my colleagues is female which only serves to fuel the gossiping


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:11:34 [Preview] No.220754 del
>>220753
Do you or will you need the extra income?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:12:34 [Preview] No.220755 del
>>220753
I don't know what happened, but who cares what they think? you'd be quitting and would no longer have ties to them, so who gives a fuck what they think.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:13:54 [Preview] No.220756 del
That monthly payday feel
Put 1500 into my savings and a few hundred onto my credit card debt
Still got a couple grand in my everyday account

Fuckin loaded bros, even minor financial security is leagues ahead of the stress of being broke all the time


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:15:01 [Preview] No.220757 del
>>220753
Did word spread about the office incident?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:15:46 [Preview] No.220758 del
>>220756
Good stuff


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:16:53 [Preview] No.220759 del
>>220756
Wank a poo to celebrate.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:17:15 [Preview] No.220760 del
>>220756
Invest in something to improve your well-being.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:18:23 [Preview] No.220761 del
>>220753
You're quitting to spend more time with your family at the neet compound.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:20:19 [Preview] No.220762 del
>>220754
No, I have enough money as is. Thing is this wage makes me feel terrible. I'm always dreading my next shift. And I have to drive so far to get there. Plus the stress distracts me from my study as well. Originally, I was doing 3 units this semester but was finding it too much, so now I'm just doing the 1 unit which I need to continue in my major
>>220755
I'd still occasionally encounter them at my #1 wage
>>220757
I don't know. I rarely ever see any of my colleagues in person, only occasionally during change of shift


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:22:59 [Preview] No.220763 del
Can an informed NEET tell me about the office incident.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:23:28 [Preview] No.220764 del
>>220717
Fuck yeah


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:23:30 [Preview] No.220765 del
I also want to know


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:25:01 [Preview] No.220766 del
>>220762
Tell you are resigning because it is impacting your study. Fuck 'em.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:25:44 [Preview] No.220767 del
>>220763
Him and his special honorary Aryan where caught during frisky business.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:26:45 [Preview] No.220768 del
Oh my I think I read this while I was wasted.
Did Shitey fuck his poojeeta nurse gf at work and get caught? What a chad


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:27:36 [Preview] No.220769 del
Shitey does not give us enough erotic content. He used to post a lot more photos.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:28:13 [Preview] No.220770 del
>>220768
Think carefully but aren't you always wasted? Ponder that thought.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:28:17 [Preview] No.220771 del
>>220766
Tell them you are studying because it is impacting your colon. And you really feel fucked.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:28:43 [Preview] No.220772 del
>>220769
I wish someone would post that Asian he screwed, she was pretty hot


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:29:19 [Preview] No.220773 del
Just asked a girl on tinder to walk around the park with me as a date


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:30:43 [Preview] No.220774 del
>>220772
She had a good body. I preferred her to the Indian Lady, but I still enjoy Indian Lady content.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:31:05 [Preview] No.220775 del
>>220773
Romantic.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:31:16 [Preview] No.220776 del
>>220771
Senokot it!


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:31:41 [Preview] No.220777 del
>>220773
>walk around the park
I've never heard it called that before


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:32:52 [Preview] No.220778 del
She has agreed to the park date later in the week.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:33:17 [Preview] No.220779 del
>>220778
Post a censored photo of her.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:33:41 [Preview] No.220780 del
>>220777
It's called walk and snap. The arse snaps are always great.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:34:15 [Preview] No.220781 del
>>220774
Poojetas gross me out. And that was even before pol got to me.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:36:47 [Preview] No.220782 del
>>220781
You need strong mature Poojeta in your life to wank you while talking about wank toys.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:39:41 [Preview] No.220783 del
>>220767
>>220768
>caught
Not in that sense. To them, the impression they got is that I was at work practically doing nothing, i.e. just watching videos


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:41:28 [Preview] No.220784 del
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Second dinner.
Another 5 star meal.
- onions, capsicum, garlic, chili fried
- half a cabbage chopped and mixed in with a cup of beef stock and teriyaki marinade
Transfer to big pot
- mince that's been marinading in teriyaki sauce, garlic and chili fried after rolling into meat balls but then falling apart in the pan
- put in big pot with everything else
I then cooked some hot pot noodles in the frying pan and put some in it when it was done but it would go better with rice.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:41:35 [Preview] No.220785 del
>>220783
Did the woman see her?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:42:04 [Preview] No.220786 del


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:42:33 [Preview] No.220787 del
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Having a crack at this one
Seems pretty keen


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:42:46 [Preview] No.220788 del
>>220736
It's spag bog on toast.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:42:51 [Preview] No.220789 del
>>220784
Clearly not a five star meal it's a six star meal that mix sounds pretty nice


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:43:45 [Preview] No.220790 del
>>220787
A little too brown for me. Is this chadfishing neet?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:44:09 [Preview] No.220791 del
>>220784
sounds nice. 3 stars


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:45:09 [Preview] No.220792 del
>>220787
She would be fun to copulate with. I would guess her nationality as Indonesian.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:45:24 [Preview] No.220793 del


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:45:50 [Preview] No.220794 del
>>220787
She's an aboriginal.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:47:14 [Preview] No.220795 del
>>220794
So no=yes & yes=anal


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:47:45 [Preview] No.220796 del
>>220795
She'll give you anal.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:48:32 [Preview] No.220797 del
>>220785
No, I don't think so


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:49:45 [Preview] No.220798 del
>>220797
I think you're in the clear with that one too. Don't worry what other think.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:50:03 [Preview] No.220799 del


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:51:18 [Preview] No.220800 del
Dirty bum basher


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:53:11 [Preview] No.220801 del
Clean cum catcher


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:54:15 [Preview] No.220802 del
Goung to bed, Good night friennds


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:57:15 [Preview] No.220803 del
>>220802
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 10:57:45 [Preview] No.220804 del
Clean ejeculator catcher.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:00:17 [Preview] No.220805 del
>>220802
Good night my friennd.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:02:31 [Preview] No.220806 del
Why aren't there more indonesians running around in this country? There are hundreds of millions of them on their overcrowded little islands, and they're right next door to australia.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:03:07 [Preview] No.220807 del
>>220806
The NEETs took them all


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:04:01 [Preview] No.220808 del
>>220806
I ask myself similar questions about the boongs.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:04:07 [Preview] No.220809 del
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Curfew time, melbourne neets.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:06:01 [Preview] No.220810 del
>>220809
Free delivery from the local Liquorland for the next 8 minutes


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:10:20 [Preview] No.220811 del
>>220809
>>220810
You had better be on your best behavior.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:10:42 [Preview] No.220812 del
>>220811
Santosh is on his way.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:12:46 [Preview] No.220813 del
>>220810
You'll only be more depressed tomorrow m8


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:17:36 [Preview] No.220814 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:17:51 [Preview] No.220815 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep nice, tight and right.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:19:17 [Preview] No.220816 del
>>220815
Good night NiceTightRightNEET.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:19:22 [Preview] No.220817 del
>>220814
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:19:42 [Preview] No.220818 del
>>220814
Gook night. chuck those ugly girls overboard.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 11:40:35 [Preview] No.220819 del
>>220814
Goodnight oriental fancier.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 12:05:29 [Preview] No.220820 del
I think my drinking has become quite absurd.
I am clearly trying to drown out something important that needs to be addressed.
There's just nothing and no one to keep me accountable except maybe my half baked post-it notes full of life advice and this board.
There's nothing worse than the kind of shame I feel at my own lack of self-ownership, it might be more tormenting than loneliness, financial stress, heartbreak, etc. Whats worse is that even though I feel so tormented by it, that is not enough to make any sizeable changes in my behaviour.

I feel trapped by my own helplessness.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 12:12:53 [Preview] No.220821 del
>>220820
ya gotta stop, I don't know how, but you will eventually, hopefully not at rock bottom like last time, or ending up in the ground.

Couldn't you just replace it with weed instead? when I was smoking I didn't want to touch any alcohol, and I still felt okay in the morning and was able to function normally throughout the day.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 12:15:00 [Preview] No.220822 del
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>>220820
Learn to own it.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 12:21:52 [Preview] No.220823 del
I have been missing Nuro's presence.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 12:29:09 [Preview] No.220824 del
Lonely NEET hours


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 12:36:58 [Preview] No.220825 del
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NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 12:38:09 [Preview] No.220826 del
>>220825
What are you up to?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 12:40:10 [Preview] No.220827 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3qHkcs3kG44 [Embed]

This is good


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 12:40:42 [Preview] No.220828 del
>>220827
Not 2hrs long good.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 12:47:09 [Preview] No.220829 del
>>220665
Nice.
>>220667
>You keen for Daddy Dan extending our bedtime?
I wish they'd just open everything up again.
>I can smell the neighbour smoking a spliff
There's a guy down my street who keeps smoking joints on his front doorstep, he doesn't seem to care what anyone else thinks, it must be nice, living like that, not giving a shit.
>>220787
>Tinder
Damn do you get matches on there? I've tried but I must be too much of a ugly cunt for that type of shit, even when I swipe right on the ethnics, the fat chicks and the fat ethnic chicks, I get nothing.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 12:50:44 [Preview] No.220830 del
>>220829
Don't talk about yourself like that.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 12:53:32 [Preview] No.220831 del
An ejaculation worth its weight in gold.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 13:05:07 [Preview] No.220832 del
>joe rogaine


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 13:19:03 [Preview] No.220833 del
My downfall is abundance, not scarcity


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 13:35:16 [Preview] No.220834 del
>thinking about Costa


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 13:41:26 [Preview] No.220835 del
Did the dishes, did a general tidy up.
Set out tomorrows post-it notes.
Feeling refreshed.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 13:44:10 [Preview] No.220836 del


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 14:12:10 [Preview] No.220837 del
Do any of you NEETs have tattoos?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 14:13:24 [Preview] No.220838 del
An ejaculation worthy of a standing ovation.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 14:26:00 [Preview] No.220839 del
>>220837
We are a Port "Black" Power board here unna


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 15:19:04 [Preview] No.220840 del
Everything must poo and everything must pee


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 15:21:44 [Preview] No.220841 del
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NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 19:55:50 [Preview] No.220842 del
Morning NEETs.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 20:03:32 [Preview] No.220843 del
>>220842
morn
today is the day


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 20:13:09 [Preview] No.220844 del
>>220843
The day for what?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 20:21:29 [Preview] No.220845 del
>>220844
things get better


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 20:22:16 [Preview] No.220846 del
>>220842
>>220843
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 20:26:03 [Preview] No.220847 del
>>220846
morning
let's go!


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 20:40:41 [Preview] No.220848 del
>>220847
First a cheeky meditation then walking the dog.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 20:43:33 [Preview] No.220849 del
>>220842
>>220843
>>220846
>>220847

Good Morn Mongs

Feeling a little taxed thismorn. Will give the weekday cognac a little break.

Still though marvelous day. Simply Marvelous.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 21:20:01 [Preview] No.220851 del
>>220849
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 21:31:15 [Preview] No.220852 del
>>220849
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 21:36:48 [Preview] No.220853 del
Happy Monday, NEETS


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 21:44:45 [Preview] No.220855 del
>>220852
>>220851
morn'n

>>220853
> happy mondays
Based

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xfF4k6TxFno [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 22:06:22 [Preview] No.220856 del
>>220855
Morning neets
Up n at em, feeling better today


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 22:18:04 [Preview] No.220857 del
I brushed my teeth today.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 22:24:27 [Preview] No.220858 del
>>220854
Interesting Pepe's.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 22:24:42 [Preview] No.220859 del
>>220857
Good, when was the last time you did that?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 22:28:46 [Preview] No.220860 del
>>220859
I don't want to talk about that...


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 22:35:37 [Preview] No.220861 del
>>220860
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PrpUSKE9p_M [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 22:49:59 [Preview] No.220862 del


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:07:29 [Preview] No.220863 del
Quiet. Too quiet for me to shitpost.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:08:35 [Preview] No.220864 del


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:10:10 [Preview] No.220865 del
>>220863
Probably for the best.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:13:02 [Preview] No.220866 del
Morning neeties, what are we up to this morning?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:13:27 [Preview] No.220867 del
>>220866
Good morning. I am up to nothing.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:13:42 [Preview] No.220868 del
>>220843
>>220842
>>220846
>>220847
>>220849
>>220851
>>220852
>>220853
>>220855
>>220856
Good morning friends.
Need to stop being a boong.
Had s morning bake, before even a coffee.
It's like I was on autopilot.
Same as getting out of bed last night to drink wine from a glass while shivering in my cumdies.
I was listening to birds and thinking I'm more fucked that monk.
He at least tries and usually waits until the end of the day to give up.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:17:08 [Preview] No.220869 del
>>220868
>drink wine from a glass
Well la di fucking da, look at mister fancy pants over here. Morning mate.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:17:55 [Preview] No.220870 del
>>220866
Designated Java.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:18:56 [Preview] No.220871 del
>>220868
Good morning NEET.

You do need to sort yourself out. You spoke a while back about similar circumstances that you described as your low point.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:19:12 [Preview] No.220872 del
>>220868
Good morning my friend. I am slightly concerned about you.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:20:21 [Preview] No.220873 del
It's like a NEETlife rotation, each day the same. Had to check the window because I heard a noise. Survival. Drugs and alcohol makes the cycle easier for a single rotation, but an equivalent amount of goontax and dependency goes on to the next cycle. I think my limit is three cycles. After that, being a boong etches it's way too deep that one straight cycle does not remedy the monglyf. It'd be easier but also less rewarding to be a good NEET. Had to check the window again. A good NEET keeps the cycle constant, predictable. There is no goon tax. Some NEETs can't hack stability.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:23:04 [Preview] No.220874 del
So this is the most active board on endchan?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:23:10 [Preview] No.220875 del
>>220868
You'll be right NEET
If I can do it you can do it. Last night I did the dishes, cleaned up, took out the bin and the empties that were piling up, brushed my teeth and got into bed at a decent hour. Feeling better off for it.

I too know what it feels like to be scatter brained and looking out the window through the venetians like a psychotic crack head with your morning goon, hoping today isn't the day I get a parental welfare call, trying to ignore all the stressful little requirements of survival that are beginning to pile up and clutter my brain.
I've pulled myself together before in times of need so I know I can do it now. So can you.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:23:52 [Preview] No.220876 del
>>220874
No one has posted on this board in months.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:25:09 [Preview] No.220877 del
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I find the least amount of anguish is caused by consistent clean living.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:25:45 [Preview] No.220878 del
>>220869
I'm rather enjoying it.
A wine or two after a beer and a choof is quite elegant. Sophisticated.
I'm thinking of getting a Dan deal for 6 bottles, I don't know how they work though.
I want to get a bottle of a bunch of different types, like a moscato and a cab sauv. etc. so I can work out what flavour/type I like.
Maybe I need to go on a wine tasting course.
They have them in the Barossa, I was looking at one ages ago that was $400 and for a weekend.
This sounds like a worthy educational pursuit.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:26:45 [Preview] No.220879 del
>>220877
I am not living cleanly.
It's not dirty, just very unorganised and unmaintained.
Well, it's a bit dirty.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:27:45 [Preview] No.220880 del
>>220878
You have a bogan's idea of what sophistication is. You should not get above yourself.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:28:07 [Preview] No.220881 del
I won't have another cone until 1600.
Or a beer, but I don't feel like a beer.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:28:38 [Preview] No.220882 del
>>220873
>I think my limit is three cycles.
You need to stop this rationalisation to justify the behaviour. There is never a limit and it is never enough.

>>220874
Perhaps.

>>220875
Good work NEET.

>>220877
True but is hard.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:29:05 [Preview] No.220883 del
>>220880
I'm having five star meals with fancy wine in classy outdoor settings.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:30:14 [Preview] No.220884 del
>>220882
>it is never enough
I mean if I be a boong for three days, it takes longer than a day to get over it.
I'm saying I need to limit my days to two days in a row, then a break.
But it's hard.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:31:24 [Preview] No.220885 del
>>220875
Thanks.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:33:50 [Preview] No.220886 del
>>220861
I forget how good the Simpsons were.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:34:35 [Preview] No.220887 del
Another day of clicking refresh.
What do you guys do to fill in the time?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:36:56 [Preview] No.220888 del
Two mints.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:37:56 [Preview] No.220889 del
>10 minutes ago


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:38:00 [Preview] No.220890 del
>>220888
Orally?


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:38:29 [Preview] No.220891 del
>>220890
At first.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:39:54 [Preview] No.220892 del
Clean living NEETs raising chickens and growing cannabis on the commune, eating sophisticated outdoor meals and having an appropriate number of alcohol-free days per week.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:40:16 [Preview] No.220893 del
>>220891
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:40:36 [Preview] No.220894 del
>>220892
What a delightful vision.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:43:08 [Preview] No.220895 del
>>220892
>clean living
>growing cannabis
The NEET commune will be drug and alcohol free.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:52:27 [Preview] No.220896 del
>>220895
There will be a fancy goon fountain, a man made creek that runs through the middle, filled with cold water and ice that red and yellowtops float in, whore bums that grow in trees with buds sticking out of them.


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:54:58 [Preview] No.220897 del
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NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:57:25 [Preview] No.220898 del
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>>220868
>>220867
>>220866
>>220856
>>220855
>>220849
>>220847
>>220846
>>220843
>>220842
Good morning to all. Been up since 6. Just got back from a little shopping adventure. Have a good one!


NEET 09/14/2020 (Mon) 23:58:10 [Preview] No.220899 del
>>220896
kekked


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:01:10 [Preview] No.220900 del
>>220884
>I'm saying I need to limit my days to two days in a row, then a break.
It almost never works from what I have seen, as those days might not be good enough and a third day slips in. Also, the amount needing to be smoked slowly increases to the point where all someone is doing is just smoking cones. Before shopping they need a cone, after shopping they need a cone. They have just gotten back and smoked a cone, time for a cone.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:04:11 [Preview] No.220901 del
>>220898
Well hauled
I'm gonna do a haul tonight, did a half haul last week but I neglected it and I reckon some of it will be bad now.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:06:31 [Preview] No.220902 del
>>220898
Interesting mix of flavors. How was the coffee?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:08:44 [Preview] No.220903 del
Hauled-out NEET arse.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:19:59 [Preview] No.220904 del
>>220898
High quality haul.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:22:12 [Preview] No.220905 del
>>220900
I used to smoke like that.
I only smoke when I'm not doing anything, so I generally don't do anything so I can get boong'd whenever I'm not at work.
I am smoking more now though.
It doesn't really feel like I need more to stay high, it's that my sessions are going for a longer period of time, so I go back every hour or so for another one.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:24:07 [Preview] No.220907 del
>>220746
Woman on the right looks jealous of where the other woman's hand is.

>>220821
>Couldn't you just replace it with weed instead?
Not him but that's kinda hard to obtain what with it being illegal...

>>220829
>it must be nice, living like that, not giving a shit
Yes it would

>>220834
Zoo?

>>220837
I feel sorry for the toilet that has to see that everyday.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:25:08 [Preview] No.220908 del
>>220907
I have a mate who used to train with Kostyazu


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:25:52 [Preview] No.220909 del
Kostya Tszyu*


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:29:19 [Preview] No.220910 del
>>220866
Reading David Hume's Of National Characters after I heard he got cancelled over some of the things he said in it.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:29:26 [Preview] No.220911 del
>>220905
>I only smoke when I'm not doing anything,
You need to do something productive during that time like gardening or maintenance around the house to break it. That's how it begins when a person is bored or just needs to calm down. The dependence grows and grows.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:31:46 [Preview] No.220912 del
>>220911
Neither of those things sound fun.
I think I will try and go to sleep until this afternoon.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:36:34 [Preview] No.220913 del
>>220898
Nice haul.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:40:37 [Preview] No.220914 del
>>220912
>I think I will try and go to sleep until this afternoon.
Read a book, watch a movie or listen to music. Something that breaks that cycle. Sleep might work but you might get up at the crack of dawn and feel shit by dusk. Good luck.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:45:34 [Preview] No.220915 del
Flicked a booger and it landed on my monitor
Serves me right


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:47:45 [Preview] No.220916 del
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what the fucking fuck


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:52:24 [Preview] No.220917 del
>>220916
>Kerberos stateful
Sir, is written program written by Sir doing the needful?

The Hi [Name]: with the colon is also a nice touch, but why does her picture have "Hi [name]!" she must be annoying to listen to speaking with an upwards inflection?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:53:21 [Preview] No.220918 del
>>220916
At least she is not a robot.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:55:46 [Preview] No.220919 del
The neighbour's house is being demolished.
Very loud and annoying.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:56:54 [Preview] No.220920 del
>>220915
Clean it!


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:57:33 [Preview] No.220921 del
>>220919
Close all the windows to. I remember when I woke up when a neighbour demolishing their house once.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:59:24 [Preview] No.220922 del
>>220919
Walk over to the fence and let out a big REEEE


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:00:59 [Preview] No.220923 del
>>220916
Ask her to take her top off. In fact, ransom her into doing it.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:02:05 [Preview] No.220924 del
>>220923
We could also do with an arse snap.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:14:31 [Preview] No.220925 del
Weber has some polaroid snaps of my arse stored away in a lockbox.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:16:51 [Preview] No.220926 del
>>220925
They'll only increase in value.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:18:41 [Preview] No.220927 del
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>>220854
Poop need to let go of cat but too dumb

>>220878
>a Dan deal for 6 bottles
You'll find these boxed under the single bottles

>>220879
A cluttered living-space really does fuck with your mind.

>>220881
That's acceptable but 1800 would be ideal.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:32:36 [Preview] No.220928 del
>>220883
Your meal-grading system must be from 0 to 100 ;)

>>220886
Lest we forget


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NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:36:14 [Preview] No.220930 del
I've had a number of professors send out emails warning against cheating/plagiarism.
Though I've never done it, it makes me anxious that I might get accused of it.
I often get nervous around cops for a similar reason as I worry they will think I have done something wrong.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:36:24 [Preview] No.220931 del
>>220929
I don't get it. We are to make fun of that fat ladies personal choice but not the skellies?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:36:40 [Preview] No.220932 del
>>220892
>an appropriate number of alcohol-free days per week
I concur. Zero.

>>220896
Those trees would get covered with NEET-sap.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:38:03 [Preview] No.220933 del
>>220931
With reference to that picture, what choices can we say the skellie has made?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:38:25 [Preview] No.220934 del
>>220930
>I've had a number of professors send out emails warning against cheating/plagiarism.
More like using websites like Chegg where people copy shit without understanding and they find the same errors across many papers. You never use anything you don't understand and I often rewrite code I find online until I understand or I just don't use it.

They should talk about plagiarism at the start of the session, the warning is to tell students who got zero and the matter referred to the appropriate department that they were warned.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:41:15 [Preview] No.220935 del
>>220933
>skellie has made
She is putting her health at risk by not eating and not wearing a mask?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:41:47 [Preview] No.220936 del
>>220900
I've known people like that. A cone before bed and one for brekky.

>>220901
>>220902
>>220904
>>220913
Thanks. Coffee was nice, paired well with the muffin.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:42:58 [Preview] No.220937 del
>>220934
In the most recent such email, he said that he won't turn a blind eye to it and he has already reported several cases of it.
If I google the assignment questions there are chegg results so that is probably it.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:45:37 [Preview] No.220938 del
>>220919
Any asbestos in the air?

>>220930
I posted this last thread you thief!


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:45:46 [Preview] No.220939 del
CHEGG MY CHUNGUS


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:48:14 [Preview] No.220940 del
>>220938
The demolition company put a letter in our letterbox saying they would be demolishing it and they would have some people go through to clear out the asbestos beforehand.
Hopefully it is all safely removed.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:49:04 [Preview] No.220941 del
>>220940
if they don't have a water cart to keep the dirt wet, you are going to have a dusty next couple of days


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:52:35 [Preview] No.220942 del
>>220937
>If I google the assignment questions there are chegg results so that is probably it.
The answers are often incorrectly, poorly structured and not close to specification.

Once you get done for plagiarism, each subject tutor/lecturer will know and will most likely check the work in-depth for it again.

>>220939
I have said it before but they hire Indian writes part-time.
NEEDFUL MY CHUNGUS


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:52:51 [Preview] No.220943 del
>>220940
I would still stay inside when it is happening.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:54:03 [Preview] No.220944 del
>>220942
>Once you get done for plagiarism, each subject tutor/lecturer will know and will most likely check the work in-depth for it again.
It used to be an expulsion offence, back when students were mostly white and weren't propping the universities up financially.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 01:56:09 [Preview] No.220945 del
>>220944
Depends on how severe it is. It can be but often students write a sob story and they just get kicked out of the subject or get their grade withheld. Even then it follows students around a lot of them don't realise that fact.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:00:29 [Preview] No.220946 del
>>220941
They are hosing down the contents of the truck.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:02:16 [Preview] No.220947 del
Might be time for my wank break
Usually have it right before my lunch break
Half an hour for each


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:02:59 [Preview] No.220948 del
>>220946
I didn't mean the asbestos truck, I mean the block of land the house was on.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:05:51 [Preview] No.220949 del
>>220942
I am kind of tempted to email the professor and ask if I am being investigated but I know that is autistic and will look suspicious.
I think if I just let a few days pass I will calm down and stop being so anxious given it is irrational.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:08:35 [Preview] No.220950 del
>>220949
Just ignore his emails about it, you're fine.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:09:30 [Preview] No.220951 del
>>220949
Don't say anything.
Burden of proof is on the accuser.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:09:55 [Preview] No.220952 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:14:33 [Preview] No.220953 del
>>220930
back in the day when i was at uni i was helping a pajeet with an assignment
he managed to convince me to plug my usb stick into his laptop
of course the fucker had a script that copied all the files from my usb stick
so a bunch of these cunts handed in a slightly edited version of my assignment
but because i was the white dude the lecturer new it was mine


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:17:21 [Preview] No.220954 del
>>220953
Based.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:18:17 [Preview] No.220955 del
NEET and the many Sirs.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:23:04 [Preview] No.220956 del
>>220953
>he managed to convince me to plug my usb stick into his laptop
Is that a metaphor?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:29:03 [Preview] No.220957 del
>>220952
Every time I have to wear a suit and tie (which is rarely / probably no more than 5 times), I have to Google "How to tie a tie".

>>220953
Kek, those cheeky poos.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:32:52 [Preview] No.220958 del
>>220956
Something about plugs and sockets.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:33:33 [Preview] No.220959 del
>>220916
>Best,
Hmm. She seems like a robot.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:34:05 [Preview] No.220960 del
>>220919
Look through the rubble for goodies.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:35:30 [Preview] No.220961 del
>>220927
>under the single bottles
I want to try some decent wines, like in the $20 range. Nothing too fancy but good enough that I can understand how it's different from other types.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:36:38 [Preview] No.220962 del
>>220932
>NEET-sap.
Laced bum buds.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:39:04 [Preview] No.220963 del
>>220952
What is this magic?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:40:06 [Preview] No.220964 del
I have awoken from my morning nap, in which I didn't sleep.
Time to feed.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:42:49 [Preview] No.220965 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:57:19 [Preview] No.220966 del
Some truly commendable ejaculations.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:58:48 [Preview] No.220967 del
>>220960
sell them for rubles


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 02:59:49 [Preview] No.220968 del
>>220957
I had to wear one every day of high school, so it is quite ingrained.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:03:04 [Preview] No.220969 del
coondiggity


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:05:01 [Preview] No.220970 del
>The dark side of Australia's butthole closures: How the price of meth in one state has skyrocketed as supply is cut off - leading to a terrifying spike in fatal overdoses on heroin
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8732885/Meth-prices-soar-Western-Australia-closed-buttholes.html


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:06:00 [Preview] No.220971 del
Every one of these coin they release seems to be:
>Rare SILVER $1 coins are released to celebrate Indigenous astronomy - and they could be worth a FORTUNE if you hold onto them
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8733103/Royal-Australian-Mint-releases-new-silver-1-coins.html


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:07:41 [Preview] No.220972 del
>>220970
I wonder how 10K and whore are doing.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:08:41 [Preview] No.220973 del
>>220971
How many hundreds of thousands or millions does the Mint spend designing and making dies for these shitty special edition coins?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:09:06 [Preview] No.220974 del
>>220972
He's probably selling his arse now too.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:09:37 [Preview] No.220975 del
>>220974
What about snaps?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:09:54 [Preview] No.220976 del
221 minutes to go


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:10:11 [Preview] No.220977 del
>>220973
Wouldn't have a clue, I just find it funny that most of the coins have a legal tender value, especially the gold coins.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:10:55 [Preview] No.220978 del
>>220968
Was your school air-conditioned?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:11:16 [Preview] No.220979 del
>>220977
I remember going through the bottle-o with Dad as a kid and some derro using some rare $5 coin as part of his payment.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:11:42 [Preview] No.220980 del
>>220978
I get they even had a gym/basket ball room.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:11:59 [Preview] No.220981 del
>>220978
The newer bits. There was a policy about an early home time on days where the weather was forecast to be 38 or more.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:13:18 [Preview] No.220982 del
imagine going to a private school and still ending up a neet


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:13:28 [Preview] No.220983 del
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NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:14:30 [Preview] No.220984 del
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NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:14:50 [Preview] No.220985 del
These coins look awesome.
I might get some.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:16:13 [Preview] No.220986 del
I need to be released from my #2 waged obligations. It is a burden that weighs heavy on my mind


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:16:33 [Preview] No.220987 del
>>220984
I'd give it a try .


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:17:43 [Preview] No.220988 del
>>220983
I have decided to look at his videos.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:20:18 [Preview] No.220989 del
>>220961
Good luck. There are so many varieties out there.

>>220971
"The Emu in the Sky"...
Must've been some good sniff!


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:22:47 [Preview] No.220990 del
>>220989
You can only see it properly outside of the city.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:26:14 [Preview] No.220991 del
https://youtu.be/X0XHnF_w5ow?t=381
I could get used to just watching this all day.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:26:29 [Preview] No.220992 del
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NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:29:41 [Preview] No.220993 del
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Filenames are now 16


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:30:02 [Preview] No.220994 del
Good quality scratch on the bum rash.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:34:57 [Preview] No.220995 del
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>>220979
Probably one of these I would guess.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:35:31 [Preview] No.220996 del
>>220995
yes, I think so


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:39:57 [Preview] No.220997 del
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NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:40:06 [Preview] No.220998 del
>>220979
>>220983
Poor bloke.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:40:17 [Preview] No.220999 del
I went outside, it is warm.
I came back inside.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:40:23 [Preview] No.221000 del
>>220985
$200+ for the pair.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:41:01 [Preview] No.221001 del
>>220997
Get off reddit.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:41:18 [Preview] No.221002 del
>>220992
J U S T!


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:41:23 [Preview] No.221003 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:42:03 [Preview] No.221004 del
The demolition people have stopped.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:42:10 [Preview] No.221005 del
>>220993
https://youtube.com/watch?v=St7X_TcGiS8 [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:42:51 [Preview] No.221006 del
>>220994
Keep it moist, let it grow.

>>220995
Do you always carry the coin with you?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:42:52 [Preview] No.221007 del
>>221004
for lunch


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:47:56 [Preview] No.221008 del
>>221006
>Do you always carry the coin with you?
Yes, I keep it tucked into one of my socks.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:49:09 [Preview] No.221009 del
>>221007
The truck is still there as is the big backhoe.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:49:35 [Preview] No.221010 del
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NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:55:45 [Preview] No.221011 del
>>221004
The demolition of my balls has just begun.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:56:51 [Preview] No.221012 del
>>221010
i reply ied to wrung post


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 03:59:27 [Preview] No.221013 del
>>221012
It isn't good when you don't reply to the cock post, it can make a neet look like an arse. A nightmare of sorts.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:01:09 [Preview] No.221014 del
>>221012
$200 for a pair is worth it.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:04:29 [Preview] No.221015 del
Thinking about getting the NK in the corner as a tattoo.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:08:03 [Preview] No.221016 del
>>221015
Get an "Always was, always be" tattoo underneath it too, plus a 'ethanolstate when' tattoo.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:08:18 [Preview] No.221017 del
Got an online test thing starting in half an hour.
Should be all good.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:09:18 [Preview] No.221018 del
>>221017
Take deep breaths and take it slow while keeping an eye on the time.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:09:51 [Preview] No.221019 del
>>221017
Post the link and we will help you neet.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:10:54 [Preview] No.221020 del
>>221019
To do the needful?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:11:01 [Preview] No.221021 del
>>221019
Hmmmmmmmmm.

>>221018
Thanks neet.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:11:52 [Preview] No.221022 del
>>221014
Is the amount of silver in each coin worth the asking price? Or are you just paying for a pretty picture?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:12:39 [Preview] No.221023 del
>>221022
Probably holds a value but probably less and even less if you tried to hock it.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:13:11 [Preview] No.221024 del
Waiting for some tradesmen to come so I can finally get on the goon. They said anywhere between 1 and 4pm.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:14:21 [Preview] No.221025 del
>>221024
If it's anything like Posso's handyman, he'll be there at 3:45.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:14:52 [Preview] No.221026 del
Going to go and pretend to be productive.
I'm going to take that raised garden bed thing I made apart.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:26:25 [Preview] No.221027 del
Every NEET ejaculation should be applauded.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:33:22 [Preview] No.221028 del
I don't like tattoos. I look down on anyone who has one.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:34:03 [Preview] No.221029 del
>>221028
Only when you're top.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:34:43 [Preview] No.221030 del
>>221027
There would be too much clapping.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:36:03 [Preview] No.221031 del
>>221029
kek, good one neet.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:39:12 [Preview] No.221032 del
Okay, I'm actually going to go and do this.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:39:19 [Preview] No.221033 del
My undies are sweaty yet I am cold.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:41:49 [Preview] No.221034 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:44:22 [Preview] No.221035 del
>>221034
And moist


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:44:38 [Preview] No.221036 del
They have arrived. Now I sit in silence until they leave. It's a waiting game. A war of attrition.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:54:31 [Preview] No.221037 del
Had a meeting when I typically have my lunch break, so now I've just finished my double lunch break to make up for that, and now I'm going to start my second wank break.
Then I'll have a tear and share and maybe go out for another pouch.

There's one thing I have to get done today or a guy from sales will crack it but otherwise I'm just gonna watch some more joey rogan in my underwear


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 04:57:35 [Preview] No.221038 del
I've pretty much finished my online quiz, I just need to review it before hitting send but I have heaps of time left.
I am going to have a break for a few minutes and then finish it off.
I am very glad I have spent so much time studying.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:02:36 [Preview] No.221039 del
I took it apart.
Got heartburn and hayfever now, and a rash on my arms.
I am so out of shape.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:05:04 [Preview] No.221040 del
>>221037
At least 20 std for a job well done.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:06:55 [Preview] No.221041 del
The tradesmen have left. Goon soon.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:07:02 [Preview] No.221042 del
>>221037
>joey rogan
The one that posted this morning was very nice. I need to keep listening to that one.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:08:21 [Preview] No.221043 del
>>221038
Good to hear. I like it when that happens.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:09:02 [Preview] No.221044 del
>>221039
You need to start taking doggo for regular walks and lifting those dumbbells you bought.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:10:02 [Preview] No.221045 del
>>221044
I gave them away when I gave the gym away.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:10:20 [Preview] No.221046 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:10:56 [Preview] No.221047 del
>>221038
>I am very glad I have spent so much time studying
It always pays off. Good work!

>>221039
That's a start at least. Take it easy now until the heartburn subsides.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:12:10 [Preview] No.221048 del
>>221045
Start doing pushups.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:12:30 [Preview] No.221049 del
>>221045
You can't 'give the gym away'. It will always be there awaiting your return.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:13:11 [Preview] No.221050 del
>>221043
>>221047
All done. Went well.
Cheers neets.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:16:35 [Preview] No.221051 del
>>221048
I did three about a week ago.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:17:28 [Preview] No.221052 del
>>221051
That's a start. Keep going.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:24:24 [Preview] No.221053 del
Garden/ChoofNEETs need these
>Aldi is set to bring back its sell-out 'egg' chair for $199 as part of a VERY stylish new range of outdoor decor and furniture
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8732863/Aldi-shoppers-wild-stylish-199-egg-chair-retailer-set-launch-Special-Buys.html


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:35:29 [Preview] No.221054 del
>>221053
That's pretty cool.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:45:14 [Preview] No.221055 del
bikkies!


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:45:35 [Preview] No.221056 del
>>221053
What are you doing reading women's articles?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:49:32 [Preview] No.221057 del
many bikkies and milk


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:52:50 [Preview] No.221058 del
>>221056
Thinking about Helen and what she would like to sit on.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:53:05 [Preview] No.221059 del
Some great ejaculations being put out by both sides. Nothing but applause all round.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:54:26 [Preview] No.221060 del
>>221059
👏 👏 👏 👏


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:55:11 [Preview] No.221061 del
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A cheeky standard wouldn't go astray.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 05:57:19 [Preview] No.221062 del
Speaking of womens articles, it turns out Lisa Curry-Kenny's daughter starved herself to death. They were calling it a long-term illness to make people think it was an actual illness not just mental girl bullshit. This anorexia bullshit only exists because it is tolerated. They could force these bitches to eat if they were willing to get tough with them.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:03:42 [Preview] No.221063 del
>>221062
I reads bits about that story. She probably withered away as it started in 2014. I think it would have been at the point that feeding her via a tube would have kept her alive, but her body was probably so damaged from it all.

I think country needs institutions with staff trained and psychologists/psychiatrists onsite daily for people who need mental support as this integration into hospitals isn't working. But that will never happen.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:10:31 [Preview] No.221064 del
>>221061
That is very tempting
Made a jira ticket for sales guys issue
TV time


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:13:07 [Preview] No.221065 del
>>221059
You should go back to saying 'Cock and arse'.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:14:01 [Preview] No.221066 del
>>221065
Yes the ejaculations and the its raining men memes are not high quality.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:18:25 [Preview] No.221067 del
These fucking devops guys get paid like 300k and they still test their little patches in production
Why do we even have a pipeline


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:21:07 [Preview] No.221068 del
>>221067
Too stupid to set-up a test environment?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:21:43 [Preview] No.221069 del
>>221067
>>221068
Shouldn't there be a clear procedure to it, given the security and performance issues it raises?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:22:16 [Preview] No.221070 del
>>220993
more than halfway to 2038!


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:22:56 [Preview] No.221071 del
Great ejaculation.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:23:49 [Preview] No.221072 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:24:04 [Preview] No.221073 del
might order maccas later on


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:25:07 [Preview] No.221074 del
What's his name?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:25:16 [Preview] No.221075 del
Literally had to run for the toilet when I got home. Taking an explosive shit.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:25:23 [Preview] No.221076 del
>>221073
Order some feed from a local restaurant, it will be of a better quality.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:26:14 [Preview] No.221077 del
>>221067
Where are you working that anybody in a tech position is getting 300k?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:26:21 [Preview] No.221078 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:26:30 [Preview] No.221079 del
>>221073
Grab me 30kg fries please.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:26:37 [Preview] No.221080 del
>>221075
Flush it!


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:26:43 [Preview] No.221081 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:27:32 [Preview] No.221082 del
>>221075
How's the blowout? Mostly gaseous or fluid?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:28:04 [Preview] No.221083 del
>>221028
Even Wobbler?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:28:34 [Preview] No.221084 del
>>221075
Great evacuation.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:30:52 [Preview] No.221085 del
>>221082
Chunky liquid. Poo casserole. Odd, given I didn’t eat last night and only had a sandwich for lunch.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:33:02 [Preview] No.221086 del
>>221084
>>221085
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SXmk8dbFv_o [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:36:18 [Preview] No.221087 del
>>221073
Better not be another Fillet-o-fish


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:37:41 [Preview] No.221088 del
>>221087
4 of them this time.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:38:28 [Preview] No.221089 del
>>221085
sulfurous


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:40:11 [Preview] No.221090 del
>>221088
Straight to the mouth.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:45:55 [Preview] No.221091 del
hey queens~!!!!!


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:46:45 [Preview] No.221092 del
>>221066
>its raining men memes are not high quality
What? It's a classic.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:48:17 [Preview] No.221093 del
>>221091
Hey LGBTTQQIAAP representative.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 06:56:51 [Preview] No.221094 del
lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, transsexual, queer, questioning, intersex, asexual, ally, pansexual

Ally?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:00:07 [Preview] No.221095 del
>>221094
>Ally?
I have no clue, I thought it ended after the first T, but it kept going so I copied it in and it fit under the character limit.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:01:07 [Preview] No.221096 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:01:07 [Preview] No.221097 del
>>221094
I thought the P was paedo


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:03:50 [Preview] No.221099 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:04:01 [Preview] No.221100 del
>>221097
So you were Questioning?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:04:20 [Preview] No.221101 del
>>221096
So Ally is anyone that doesn't explicitly hate them?
So by not disavowing new age trendy sexual orientations, you are a LGBTTQQIAAP representative?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:05:46 [Preview] No.221102 del
>>221100
It's only Nuro we can't question.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:05:53 [Preview] No.221103 del
im going to swear


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:06:14 [Preview] No.221104 del
>>221103
don't you fucking dare


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:06:30 [Preview] No.221105 del
>>221099
Pan-Abo-Terrestrial-ism.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:06:37 [Preview] No.221106 del
>>221103
obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:07:00 [Preview] No.221107 del
>>221102
Queer: an umbrella term to be more inclusive of the many identities and variation that make up the community


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:07:09 [Preview] No.221108 del
>>221103
bad words are cunts


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:07:19 [Preview] No.221109 del
triple anal prolapse


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:08:30 [Preview] No.221110 del
quadriplegia anal prolapse


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:09:11 [Preview] No.221111 del
>>221108
are you being serious right now?!


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:10:39 [Preview] No.221112 del
Any news of the honorary Aryan lunch?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:18:41 [Preview] No.221113 del
Do I have to give any notice to my boss when resigning if I'm casual?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:21:36 [Preview] No.221114 del
>>221113
Probably seem need to give them notification, it probably depends if you signed any contact.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:22:29 [Preview] No.221115 del
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>>221101
I'm a BRAAP representative


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:23:17 [Preview] No.221116 del
I really should have resigned months ago. I shouldn't have let this drag on for so long


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:26:09 [Preview] No.221117 del
>>221113
Yes, try and give a suitable notice period.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:27:18 [Preview] No.221118 del
>>221117
I have a 1-10 wage this Sunday. Would the time between now and then be suitable?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:31:30 [Preview] No.221119 del
>>221112
Who said anything about lunch? I just wanted a drink. She can munch on my snag if she's feeling peckish.

She messaged me this morning:
"I am a bit busy this week as [reason removed]
so we will plan for either next week or week after due to my busy schedule. Apologies for delaying it"

So could be busy, could be not that interested. Ball is in her court.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:32:58 [Preview] No.221120 del
>>221118
Typically casual employees only have to notify before next shift, but check whatever paperwork you signed when you started.
If you can bear it, two weeks notice will let them find a replacement for you or re-organise their shifts.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:43:31 [Preview] No.221123 del
>>221121
>>221122
>Notice periods don’t apply to employees who:
>are casual
Does this mean that I don't need to give them notice or they don't need to give me notice?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:47:56 [Preview] No.221124 del
>>221123
typically both
how is it that you have a job but no employment paperwork or memory of the terms and conditions of your employment?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:49:21 [Preview] No.221125 del
>>221123
I don't know what you're industry is like, Shitey, but it's always best not to burn your bridges on the way out. Suck up another shift or two if you have to rather than just doing a no-show and fucking them about.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:49:49 [Preview] No.221126 del
Six (6) standard drinks for tonight.
Consumption will begin at ~21:15


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:50:19 [Preview] No.221127 del
hello neets i am home and beyond exhaustion.....

need to lay down for a good 12 hours i am coooked


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:51:16 [Preview] No.221128 del
>>221127
> i am coooked
no shit


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:52:47 [Preview] No.221129 del
>>221128
i just need a back massage from a big titted blonde is that too much to ask ?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:53:10 [Preview] No.221130 del
>>221119
>She can munch on my snag if she's feeling peckish.
Take her around the bend.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:53:33 [Preview] No.221131 del
>>221127
Good afternoon Nuro. Have a wank.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:54:17 [Preview] No.221132 del
>>221124
I did at one point have a PDF of the signed contract, but it's now lost/deleted


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:54:55 [Preview] No.221133 del
>>221130
I do not know what this means.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:56:34 [Preview] No.221134 del
>>221133
Take her around the twist.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:56:59 [Preview] No.221135 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:57:07 [Preview] No.221136 del
>>221133
>around the bend
>>It's an informal way to describe a slight nuttiness
Make her go crazy, but I was thinking the expression had more lust in it.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:58:06 [Preview] No.221137 del
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>>221131
why would i want to deplete my precious bodily fluids


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:58:15 [Preview] No.221138 del
If I'm remembering correctly, I don't think the contract had any specifics about resignation. It was just about the job classification. I think the resignation information might be in the EBA


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:58:24 [Preview] No.221139 del
>>221136
Oh, I can make people go crazy. Just not in a fun/sexy way. More of an 'I hate you' way.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:58:49 [Preview] No.221140 del
>>221138
Now we're getting somewhere.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:59:01 [Preview] No.221141 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:01:17 [Preview] No.221142 del
>>221127
Hello Nuro.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:05:18 [Preview] No.221143 del
put one of those stuffed crust papa jewseppy pizzas in the oven


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:13:35 [Preview] No.221144 del
>>221142
yo

>>221143
already ate one... on to my second


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:14:37 [Preview] No.221145 del
>>221144
>already ate one... on to my second
don't bullshit me
nice digits btw


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:17:32 [Preview] No.221146 del
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>>221141
I have very fond memories of 1770/Agnes Water. From the lookout at 1770, to getting drunk from Wild Turkey pre-mixes on the stunning beaches of Agnes Water at night.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:19:01 [Preview] No.221147 del
>>221146
>Agnes Water.
Looks like a nice place and that name sounds better.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:19:57 [Preview] No.221148 del
>>221144
>on to my second
There is nothing based about a pot belly Nuro.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:23:21 [Preview] No.221149 del
>>221144
>replying to oneself
<redtext>BASED</redtext>


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:27:47 [Preview] No.221150 del
how fuckin oily are these pizzas


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:28:14 [Preview] No.221151 del
>>221150
Straight to the arse.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:28:44 [Preview] No.221152 del
>>221145
i am serious and hungry

>>221146
where ?

>>221148
since when did feed become uncool here ?

>>221149
WRONG AND INNACURATE


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:29:04 [Preview] No.221153 del
>>221147
A lot of nice/expensive houses, and the locals gave off an exclusive/pretentious vibe. Sort of like a 'mini Noosa'.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:30:21 [Preview] No.221154 del
>>221115
You can represent my BRAAPer anytime.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:31:29 [Preview] No.221155 del
>>221129
Minus the big tittied?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:31:38 [Preview] No.221156 del
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NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:32:02 [Preview] No.221157 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:33:53 [Preview] No.221158 del
Is your boss out of hospital yet, Nuro?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:34:01 [Preview] No.221159 del
>>221156
While looking at this, doggo came up to me and farted.
He is getting old and deaf, probably couldn't hear it or feel it.
Just saw me waving my arms and miming 'fuck off'.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:35:33 [Preview] No.221160 del
>>221159
sly old dog knows what he did


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:39:00 [Preview] No.221161 del
There are some deep thoughts in my image folder.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:39:18 [Preview] No.221162 del
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Got that big food feeling coming on strong.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:39:57 [Preview] No.221163 del
>>221162
That's going straight to the arse...


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:40:33 [Preview] No.221165 del
>>221152
>where ?
You clearly aren't as 'BASED' as you pretend to be...


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:40:51 [Preview] No.221166 del
>>221161
I think Wobly did a few of these Metallica variations.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:41:11 [Preview] No.221167 del
>>221162
goddamn, nigga


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:41:50 [Preview] No.221168 del
>>221162
Excellent snack, Nurgle 2020 is within your grasp.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:42:32 [Preview] No.221169 del
>>221162
NEET are those just random food pics you googled?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:43:11 [Preview] No.221170 del
>>221164
I didn't mind him in the Flash.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:45:02 [Preview] No.221171 del
>>221166
There are a few good Wobstar ones


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:45:17 [Preview] No.221172 del
>>221162
What are these pictures?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:45:18 [Preview] No.221173 del
>>221170
he can keep his dirty hands off of her-my-own-ee


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:46:07 [Preview] No.221174 del
>>221169
there off somebody's menu I'm sure
nobody's phone takes 600 pixel photos anymore


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:48:13 [Preview] No.221175 del
>>221174
Surely a neet wouldn't make something like this up


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:52:57 [Preview] No.221176 del
>>221175
One would hope not.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 08:54:39 [Preview] No.221177 del
>>221175
You have no idea what some of these NEETs are capable of.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:01:40 [Preview] No.221179 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:02:23 [Preview] No.221180 del
>>221172
Big foods.
I'm having tendie wraps.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:03:18 [Preview] No.221181 del
>>221175
I didn't even imply that they were mine.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:04:37 [Preview] No.221182 del
>>221180
>I'm having tendie wraps.
a sensible and tasty meal enjoyed by wise NEETs


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:04:55 [Preview] No.221183 del
that oven pizza was shithouse


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:05:25 [Preview] No.221184 del
>>221183
It looked good.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:05:33 [Preview] No.221185 del
>>221180
>tendie wraps.
2 stars.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:06:41 [Preview] No.221186 del
>>221184
on the box? I didn't post pictures
are you in the house?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:08:10 [Preview] No.221187 del
>>221186
Smelled good too.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:09:18 [Preview] No.221188 del
ordered the maccas


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:09:42 [Preview] No.221189 del
>>221187
You don't know where I hid Mr. Teddy.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:12:20 [Preview] No.221190 del
>>221189
Is he with Karen?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:19:30 [Preview] No.221191 del
17 minutes remain on The Last Jedi 4K torrent.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:20:50 [Preview] No.221192 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1WsQfzHBupM [Embed]

webby singing up a storm


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:22:05 [Preview] No.221193 del
>>221191
An abomination of a movie, no matter how many K.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:25:33 [Preview] No.221194 del
>>221192
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PRLto2s2w1I [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:25:42 [Preview] No.221195 del
>>221193
The Dolby Atmos track was nice.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:27:09 [Preview] No.221196 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:29:51 [Preview] No.221197 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YqVRcFQagtI [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:31:16 [Preview] No.221198 del
Four tendie wraps were not enough.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:33:08 [Preview] No.221199 del
I stole one of Monaros.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:33:18 [Preview] No.221200 del
maccas apple pie


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:33:50 [Preview] No.221201 del
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NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:34:00 [Preview] No.221202 del
Why aren't there Aussie bbq cook off cooking shows?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:34:10 [Preview] No.221203 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:34:49 [Preview] No.221204 del
>>221201
The Pepe edit brings out his cuteness.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:35:22 [Preview] No.221205 del
>>221202
they tried once
not enough interest


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:36:23 [Preview] No.221206 del
>>221205
What was it called?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:38:23 [Preview] No.221207 del
This is sort of what I was looking for.
I'm full of five star wraps, muching on an aldi tim tam and sipping wine from a stem glass.
La di fucking da. Moving up in the world.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OC7nyRB_4q0 [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:38:33 [Preview] No.221208 del
>>221206
NK's Bake or cuddle


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:39:46 [Preview] No.221209 del
>>221206
honestly can't remember


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:41:34 [Preview] No.221210 del
>>221207
The host ruined it.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:43:08 [Preview] No.221211 del
I think I found soyfree.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rFeUuWasMfQ [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:43:27 [Preview] No.221212 del
Now another 20 minutes to transfer to desktop from laptop.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:46:05 [Preview] No.221213 del
>>221193
I ain't a fan-boy like you


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:47:39 [Preview] No.221214 del
>>221195
I don't even have a 5.1 surround system


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:53:05 [Preview] No.221215 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5pCGedw1qQ [Embed]

This actually might be SoyFree and his homie.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:57:51 [Preview] No.221216 del
>>221202
The only decent Aussie 'cook-off' show that comes to mind is an old one called, 'The Best in Australia'. 3 chefs would each cook their own version of a dish and have it judged by 3 guests. The 3 chefs had great chemistry and unfortunately one of them recently died due to alcoholism. SBS still plays repeats on its food channel.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:00:31 [Preview] No.221217 del
>>221180
They reminded me of the shit I used to get from the 'hot box' of my local take-away joint when really drunk. Just missing the crumbed sausage.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:00:59 [Preview] No.221218 del
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>>221216
>died due to alcoholism


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:06:51 [Preview] No.221219 del
sad
should not have drank a bottle of wine


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:07:09 [Preview] No.221220 del
>>221216
Did the one on the right died?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:21:43 [Preview] No.221221 del
Nite neets, after only about 4 hrs sleep last night I'm tired


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:23:18 [Preview] No.221222 del
>>221221
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:23:28 [Preview] No.221223 del
>>221221
night weak bitch


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:28:28 [Preview] No.221224 del
Cracking open a heiny
2 standards.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:30:39 [Preview] No.221226 del
>>221224
You'll be doubling and perhaps tripling that number m8


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:31:30 [Preview] No.221227 del
>>221226
same old woah is me loser mc drinky pants


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:32:02 [Preview] No.221228 del
>>221225
Nothing much inside her?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:32:21 [Preview] No.221229 del
>>221227
>woah
woe


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:32:51 [Preview] No.221230 del
>>221220
Yes, he was Irish


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:33:17 [Preview] No.221231 del
>>221227
Tip the rest down the drain. Make a change today.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:33:27 [Preview] No.221232 del
>>221226
I'll be tripling it, then tomorrow I'll have 4, and then Friday I'll have 2.
Thats the plan, like last week except without the 3 day weekend bender.

>>221227
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rJjKP8vYjpQ [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:34:11 [Preview] No.221233 del
>>221230
He had that JUST look in his eyes.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:34:11 [Preview] No.221234 del
>>221221
Good night, hope you get a better sleep this time.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:34:46 [Preview] No.221235 del
>>221224
Wouldn't it be more cost effective to purchase goon instead of beer?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:35:32 [Preview] No.221236 del
>>221232
Tip it all down the drain before the week turns into a bender.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:35:42 [Preview] No.221237 del
>>221231
i wasn't talking about myself, stupid dumb dumb


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:38:26 [Preview] No.221238 del
>>221236
The withdrawal will mean insomnia which means I can't perform at work
This little mini-taper has worked before. I'm in control.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:41:08 [Preview] No.221239 del
>>221237
All NEETs should tip it down the drain m8
Piss bottles, piss jugs, booze.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:42:58 [Preview] No.221240 del
>>221238
>I'm in control


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:47:12 [Preview] No.221241 del
There'd be less cock pissing with goon as well.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:48:44 [Preview] No.221242 del
>>221241
Less for the arse which is unacceptable.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:48:54 [Preview] No.221243 del
$48 for a pouch and I almost vommited half way through it.
Maybe I'll quit that next


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:49:05 [Preview] No.221244 del
Stuffed with pizza and goon. About to drift away to the Dolby Atmosphere. See ya'll tomorrow.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:50:42 [Preview] No.221245 del
>tfw 7.1


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:51:07 [Preview] No.221246 del
>>221243
That would be good.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:51:36 [Preview] No.221247 del
>>221244
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:51:53 [Preview] No.221248 del
>>221244
See you cowboy

Just tipped one down the sink, starting the cut earlier than planned


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:52:32 [Preview] No.221249 del
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Wage got me feeling down.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:55:00 [Preview] No.221250 del
>>221249
I can see that sparkle in your eye.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:55:39 [Preview] No.221251 del
Feeling extremely anxious as this beer reaches my brain.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 10:55:50 [Preview] No.221252 del
>>221248
Good. Get yourself in bed and get your body the rest it needs.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 11:00:19 [Preview] No.221253 del
>>221251
Hop in bed. Listen to some music/read/wank then sleep when you feel tired.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 11:11:22 [Preview] No.221254 del
>>221253
Too early.
She'll be right, I just get anxious at night and don't know what to do with myself.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 11:15:37 [Preview] No.221255 del
I swear every disappears at around 9

Oh well, there is conundrum in the street. A vacuum truck with its hose in a man hole.
Maybe I shouldn't have flushed my wank wipes


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 11:15:48 [Preview] No.221256 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight, right and nice.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 11:19:40 [Preview] No.221257 del
>>221256
Good night

I'm going to do some online shopping


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 11:21:52 [Preview] No.221258 del
Going to bed. Disappointed in Shitey, Fake Monk, and Webdr.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 11:22:48 [Preview] No.221259 del
>>221255
They will know its you who has been clogging the pipe with your big NEET dumps


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 11:27:11 [Preview] No.221260 del
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Goodnight NEETs

>>221258
>>221256
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 11:32:19 [Preview] No.221261 del
>>221260
Goodnight.
I want to have sex with you.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 11:44:19 [Preview] No.221262 del
>>221261
I saw her first, you stinky derro fuck


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 11:57:50 [Preview] No.221263 del
Setup my weekly to-do list and updated my general kanban
Got some desert rock on the telly
Gonna have a cone and look for bookshelves online


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 12:10:23 [Preview] No.221264 del
Me and Nuro are always looking for new ways to make money.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 12:17:41 [Preview] No.221265 del
I saw a guy like nuro today
Was stopping by the BWS on his bike, looked like a decent bike. Put his two bottles in his bag, was wearing sunnies and had some grungey stubble with his earphones in, they looked like decent half-audiophile earbuds.
He did this thing where he lifted the bike up by the handlebars to turn it around instead of wheeling it around or picking up the whole bike, it was pretty alpha
Nuro would fit in well in this part of melbourne


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 12:41:39 [Preview] No.221266 del
>tfw racist


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 13:15:15 [Preview] No.221268 del
I'm backing a horse running at Clairefontaine in 3 minutes

Lets go Pragelor in the 3600m R6 Prix Kawan


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 13:27:35 [Preview] No.221269 del
>>221216
There was an original British version of that show. It had the same Aussie guy Ben but the other two were poms. It was really good. Ben beat the poms almost every dish.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 13:28:02 [Preview] No.221270 del
Fuck yes Pragelor you fucking gun


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 13:28:23 [Preview] No.221271 del
>>221243
>Maybe I'll quit


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 13:48:34 [Preview] No.221272 del
Lets go Pinnacle Peak


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 13:52:36 [Preview] No.221273 del
Fucking Pinnacle didn't even place but my bet on the favourite made up for it.
Night mongs


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 14:17:19 [Preview] No.221274 del
10 dollar stake has me at $70 after a few races
Not bad


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 14:41:05 [Preview] No.221275 del
...and the guy in the rear.. Burned his draft card.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 14:42:55 [Preview] No.221276 del
>>221232
How many have you had so far?
I had a beer and a few wines, plus a choof.
Then watched a doco and some ancient aliens and sobered up.
Just went out for a little choof.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 14:43:51 [Preview] No.221277 del
>>221243
You don't need to smoke them all at once.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 14:44:47 [Preview] No.221278 del
>>221255
>A vacuum truck with its hose in a man hole.
H-hot?


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 14:46:09 [Preview] No.221279 del
>>221265
> this thing where he lifted the bike up by the handlebars to turn it around
A domineering Nuro-phile.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 14:46:59 [Preview] No.221280 del
>>221274
Post about how you back them.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 15:16:55 [Preview] No.221281 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 15:43:45 [Preview] No.221282 del
Thinking about breaky


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 19:33:03 [Preview] No.221283 del
>>221281
Filet o' fish.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 20:14:27 [Preview] No.221284 del
Morning NEETs.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 20:16:32 [Preview] No.221285 del


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 20:17:56 [Preview] No.221286 del
>>221284
>>221285
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 21:41:23 [Preview] No.221287 del
morning
we only won $16.50 in last night's OzLotto, so I have re-invested it in tomorrow night's $60m Power Balls draw. The compound is within our grasp.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 21:49:12 [Preview] No.221288 del
obsequious
adjective [ob-se-qui-​ous]

1. marked by, or exhibiting, a fawning attentiveness.

The obsequious NEETs touched their caps but sneered behind Possum's back.


NEET 09/15/2020 (Tue) 21:52:25 [Preview] No.221289 del
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