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RIP Helen 08/11/2020

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NEET General #294 - Intergalactic Frens Edition NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 03:51:43 [Preview] No. 293720
Our BFFing love knows no bounds.
Across the galaxy, our agape stays strong.

OLD >>292729

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 03:53:12 [Preview] No.293723 del
BEST A hottest A

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 03:55:41 [Preview] No.293727 del
I removed the second image.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 03:57:51 [Preview] No.293729 del
But the other one was 41 seconds earlier.
This is the illegal thread.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 03:58:18 [Preview] No.293730 del
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G'day groolers
Hungover as all fuck. Embarrassingly so. Just woke up, my alarm had been buzzing every 15 minutes for 3 and a half hours but I still didn't manage to get out of bed.
Spent essentially the entire weekend boongin. Wondering how I will sleep tonight, let alone show up to tomorrows meeting if I have to drink.
Could just chuck a sickie. The benders do more damage as I get older, and I'm not even old.
Didn't do anything I had planned to do for the weekend. Dirty clothes and sex toys from that photo litter my bedroom floor.
Still .05
This is the life I chose I guess

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 03:58:41 [Preview] No.293731 del
Absolute garbage thread

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 03:58:58 [Preview] No.293732 del
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It's gone! I like the second image more in this thread and I made the other thread.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 03:59:30 [Preview] No.293733 del
We were looking forward to your thread, but...

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 04:00:28 [Preview] No.293734 del
>Spent essentially the entire weekend boongin.
Sick cunt

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 04:01:25 [Preview] No.293736 del
>I made the other thread.
41 seconds before me making this one.
This is the illegal thread.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 04:07:39 [Preview] No.293740 del
50 standards threshold.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 04:08:19 [Preview] No.293741 del
Smash the glass ceiling.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 04:21:34 [Preview] No.293743 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 04:44:50 [Preview] No.293755 del
Straight to the arse and out the cock.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 04:45:33 [Preview] No.293756 del
The oaties are your enemy

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 04:54:37 [Preview] No.293757 del
A humbler.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 04:57:40 [Preview] No.293758 del
I desperately need to have sex with a woman.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 04:57:59 [Preview] No.293759 del
I am a girl (male).

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 04:58:21 [Preview] No.293760 del
You sound desperate.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:02:27 [Preview] No.293761 del
Shopping trip was a bit funny.
I kept feeling something in my throat, something chunky from the earlier vom.
It's still sort of sitting there.
The strap in yesterday's cumdies is stretched too much so I had them held up by my shorts.
They fell down and with every step kept falling, til both legs had my undies poking out.
I got caught by at least two other shoppers with my hand down my shorts trying to pull them up.
$50 exactly haul. Probably cost more than going to aldi but I feel better about the specials.
Dindins will be roast beef wraps (I forgot tomatoes) with lettuce and doritoes sour cream sauce.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:03:04 [Preview] No.293762 del
Have a wank instead.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:03:59 [Preview] No.293763 del
I felt bad about posting the doomsday suit toilet picture.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:04:24 [Preview] No.293764 del
He should bone >>293759 because >>293760

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:04:51 [Preview] No.293765 del
This is the illegal thread.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:04:54 [Preview] No.293766 del
Good haul. Sounds like you were shambling around like a boong. Next time don't bother wearing shoes. Go the full boong.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:05:23 [Preview] No.293767 del
I took my undies off and feel like this is the way to go.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:05:52 [Preview] No.293768 del
If you're that desperate get a hooker, and then move on with your life after busting a nut

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:12:14 [Preview] No.293769 del
>This is the life I chose I guess
This life chose us. That's how I see it.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:12:57 [Preview] No.293770 del
I would be into those Doritos and ranch sauce right fucking now!

>50% off the bacon
Absolute fucking score!

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:13:27 [Preview] No.293771 del
A-bleh and coke.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:13:50 [Preview] No.293772 del
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Izzy approved post. I hope to see a similar haul this time again tomorrow big boi.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:14:16 [Preview] No.293773 del
Suddenly possum isn't good enough for you anymore eh? You just wait til he hears about this.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:14:52 [Preview] No.293774 del
I should've got some eggs to make breaky burgers with the bacon before work.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:16:56 [Preview] No.293775 del
RIP Helen.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:17:17 [Preview] No.293776 del
Been weighing in at 133 kg on the scales for days now. Sure would be nice to see 132 kg, just for a moment.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:18:50 [Preview] No.293777 del
We all have to do it sooner or later.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:19:07 [Preview] No.293778 del
She stopped doing her job and had to be dealt with.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:20:30 [Preview] No.293779 del
100.8 for me. Not sure how I'm managing to lose weight while keeping up the 12+ standard boong lifestyle. Maybe thats the diet hack no one ever talks about, replacing food with alcohol.
100 was my goal weight but I still look fat without clothes on.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:20:46 [Preview] No.293780 del
Suddenly, an evil overlord neet appears.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:20:53 [Preview] No.293781 del
Try doing a poo.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:21:51 [Preview] No.293782 del
>I still look fat without clothes on.
Post a photo and I'll verify this information.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:22:34 [Preview] No.293783 del
His fur is all sticky with neetstick emissions.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:24:22 [Preview] No.293784 del
>I kept feeling something in my throat, something chunky from the earlier vom
probably a bit of carrot or corn.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:25:21 [Preview] No.293785 del
>I still look fat without clothes on.
We will be the judge of that. Post the nudes.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:26:35 [Preview] No.293786 del
Possum is Vile

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:27:30 [Preview] No.293787 del
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NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:29:35 [Preview] No.293788 del
He does have a very cute nose, and those teeth are perfectly suited to rip apart garlic breads.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:34:24 [Preview] No.293789 del
Trying to work out which neet 100kg neet is. Shitey and monk must be slimmer than that, while all of our executives are orders of magnitude heavier.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:36:39 [Preview] No.293790 del
Monk is tall and very solidly built. He could very easily weigh 100kg.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:37:28 [Preview] No.293791 del
It's monk
hes pretty tall and not as slim as he used to be

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:37:47 [Preview] No.293792 del
Well done HaulNEET.

>I got caught by at least two other shoppers with my hand down my shorts trying to pull them up.

>$50 exactly haul.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:37:49 [Preview] No.293793 del
>orders of magnitude heavier.
Are you sure?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:38:06 [Preview] No.293794 del
Is it SoyFree?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:38:07 [Preview] No.293795 del
Too late for should've now.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:41:49 [Preview] No.293796 del
I think potato skin from the wedges.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:42:17 [Preview] No.293797 del
I obviously didn't chew any of it and just engulfed the grool.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:42:42 [Preview] No.293798 del
I thought it was Monk too.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:42:47 [Preview] No.293799 del
>engulfed the grool

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:43:00 [Preview] No.293800 del
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NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:43:04 [Preview] No.293801 del
I weighed 129kg in march last year when the lockdowns began. Should've used the time to diet, rather than do anything else. Stupid stupid stupid.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:43:17 [Preview] No.293802 del
He's an ET looking motherfucker with a giant beer gut.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:43:46 [Preview] No.293803 del
It's never too late.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:45:14 [Preview] No.293804 del
It's been almost 2 months, time to move on

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:49:04 [Preview] No.293805 del
All she needed was a squirt of WD40.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:51:19 [Preview] No.293806 del
had a nap
time for more booze and dindins

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:52:32 [Preview] No.293807 del
Her cloaca was her private area. She would've preferred it as it is, with her pride intact.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:53:05 [Preview] No.293808 del
>time for more booze
Tip it down the sink.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:53:22 [Preview] No.293809 del
I need to lose 52kg this year bros.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:55:28 [Preview] No.293810 del
The post boxes looked warped for a bit. Maybe I'm about to have a stroke.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 05:59:37 [Preview] No.293811 del
Reality is glitching.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:01:04 [Preview] No.293812 del
I guess I look way slimmer than I did at 107kg. Breddy gud, haven't actually compared pictures of my own physique before.
If I got off the standards I could do way better.
No offense to anyone of course, but I've found this quite easy. I have never been a big eater however.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:02:04 [Preview] No.293813 del
spoiler porn please

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:02:20 [Preview] No.293814 del
That's pretty much exactly what I need to lose. Wish I had a fast forward button for this.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:02:42 [Preview] No.293815 del
Lose the undies.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:02:59 [Preview] No.293816 del
me too

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:04:35 [Preview] No.293817 del
You look much better now compared to October.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:04:37 [Preview] No.293818 del
Stop objectifying me.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:05:39 [Preview] No.293819 del
>he doesn't even wear mitch dowds

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:07:18 [Preview] No.293820 del
I wouldn't worry about it mate.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:07:51 [Preview] No.293821 del
Thanks. Probably the biggest I've been, summer was coming up and I realised I couldn't just wear a hoodie everywhere.
It's weird how you can just let yourself go and not even really realise it until you can't see your dick in the shower anymore.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:08:34 [Preview] No.293822 del
Do 6 squats.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:09:50 [Preview] No.293823 del
Wondering why so many neets weigh about the same and need to lose the same amount of weight. Maybe it's because we're following the same dan/izzy executive diet guidelines.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:14:35 [Preview] No.293824 del
There's probably a lot of similarities in our diets to be honest.
Outliers might include the likes of everyones favourite dexie turtle. He needs to get on the creatine and join me at the gym.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:19:05 [Preview] No.293825 del
he thinks he is obese when he hits 68kg

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:19:55 [Preview] No.293826 del
ordered a large mcrib meal and ten nuggers

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:21:37 [Preview] No.293827 del
Oink oink.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:22:01 [Preview] No.293828 del
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:23:00 [Preview] No.293829 del
opened a cabernetty sauvignongy

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:23:32 [Preview] No.293830 del
Fat NEETs should get some protein powder.
Shits pretty filling for the calories.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:24:41 [Preview] No.293831 del
chips and nuggers flavoured whey

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:24:58 [Preview] No.293832 del
mcrib creatine

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:27:30 [Preview] No.293834 del
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Big standards?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:28:03 [Preview] No.293835 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:33:45 [Preview] No.293836 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:37:16 [Preview] No.293837 del
Can't find the USB dongle to my Microsoft Sculpt keyboard
Fucking dumb cunt

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:37:37 [Preview] No.293838 del
I would appreciate a detailed review of this burger.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:38:05 [Preview] No.293839 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:38:40 [Preview] No.293840 del
At least give

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:40:13 [Preview] No.293841 del
I have provided one once before.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:40:25 [Preview] No.293842 del
What kind of music will the big speakers at the commune play?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:41:26 [Preview] No.293843 del
Bluegrass and Negro Sex/Crime Music

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:44:06 [Preview] No.293844 del

>In the 87th over of Australia’s second innings, Indian bowler Mohammed Siraj stopped play to call attention to an incident in the crowd.
>After talking to Siraj and Indian captain Ajinkya Rahane, the umpires and a cluster of security guards migrated towards the fine leg boundary.
>Players waited in the field for approximately 10 minutes as police questioned a handful of spectators in the SCG’s Brewongle Stand.
>Eventually, four attendees were asked to leave the venue before play resumed, and two other men followed them soon after.

Dirty shitskin can't handle some bants.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:44:28 [Preview] No.293845 del
It is concerning.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:45:48 [Preview] No.293846 del
>Sepoo sports

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:46:47 [Preview] No.293847 del
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This will play in sad NEET hours.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:48:20 [Preview] No.293848 del
Now I know I've done weird things
I told people I heard things
When silence was all that abounds
Been days when it pleased me
To be on my knees
Following ants, as they crawled across the ground

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:49:39 [Preview] No.293849 del
so 24/7

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:49:40 [Preview] No.293850 del
Weber exploited an AWS lamba function that triggered a spotify microservice to suggest recommended music and had the whole world listening to banjo music once

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:50:23 [Preview] No.293851 del
All of Cruisey's choofed vocaroos

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:50:56 [Preview] No.293852 del
"Darts on the credit card" will be the name of the first album

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:52:43 [Preview] No.293853 del
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>Mr Aryan

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:53:06 [Preview] No.293854 del
Poor NEETlore.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:54:45 [Preview] No.293855 del
Webby mounted the aryan with a bottle of shiraz and gave her bumrash.
There are no coincidences.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:57:49 [Preview] No.293856 del
I would be happier to see wohmblore fuck the HA then I would be to fuck a poo girl of my own.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:59:34 [Preview] No.293857 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 06:59:58 [Preview] No.293858 del
horny pogger

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:00:52 [Preview] No.293859 del
Womblerini, loves a panini.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:03:30 [Preview] No.293860 del
Woobehooti all over my spaghooti

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:04:42 [Preview] No.293861 del
'Weberonic' - one shot vodka, half shot gin, one scoop whey protein garnished with olive peel and fried chicken crumbs.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:05:50 [Preview] No.293862 del
i'm going to WASH MY DICK

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:06:26 [Preview] No.293863 del
I forgot to ask shitey whether the dexies have helped with his uni. Or whether he trades them to academically ambitious asian chicks in return for bjs.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:08:03 [Preview] No.293864 del
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It's crap. Get the super saiyan instead, the official burger of the neet council.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:08:35 [Preview] No.293865 del
You will have to sccuddle away all that dried Smegma m8

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:09:01 [Preview] No.293866 del
He should trade them to me, I'll make his online dating profiles absolutely froth the yellow womens

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:09:43 [Preview] No.293867 del
Only vic NEETs can get those.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:12:54 [Preview] No.293868 del
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NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:13:42 [Preview] No.293869 del
Wish shitey would join me on a journey of exogenous hormones so we could leave humanity behind and beat up Indian delivery riders running red lights in the cbd.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:16:11 [Preview] No.293870 del
bet you'd like to eat that wouldnt you 10k?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:25:22 [Preview] No.293871 del
Yeah ok, I can be 10k today,I'm off to prune my tomatoes.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:32:08 [Preview] No.293872 del
Quit day on the gen.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:34:43 [Preview] No.293873 del
Last night I passed out on the floor of the lounge room. Only just remembered that.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:35:03 [Preview] No.293874 del
Might see if Stargate is on Netflix and call it a day. It better be.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:36:06 [Preview] No.293875 del
IT's Sunday, the NOOTs are recharging from another week of rampant shitposting

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:36:09 [Preview] No.293876 del
Concerning. You need to get yourself under control.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:36:22 [Preview] No.293877 del
One thing I have noticed over the past week and a half of diet is that my wank drive has gone down. Sugar and saturated fat were boosting my libido.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:36:54 [Preview] No.293878 del
How many drinks did you have?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:38:56 [Preview] No.293879 del
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You should always try and get to your bed neet.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:42:55 [Preview] No.293880 del
Probably 20 standards, maybe 25. Half a dozen joints. Thankfully nothing went up my nose.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:44:52 [Preview] No.293881 del
Listening to this sort of thing makes me feel like maybe my substance abuse problems haven't been quite as bad as I'd thought they were.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:46:18 [Preview] No.293882 del
You'll be right NEET.
Off to craigs for a six pack and some darts on credit.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:48:11 [Preview] No.293883 del
m8 I've seen how you carry on after 20 Sarsaparillas, not a pleasant sight.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:49:39 [Preview] No.293884 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:50:36 [Preview] No.293885 del
Good news.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:52:38 [Preview] No.293886 del
If he dies of liver failure before he has to pay off the card, he wins, see?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:53:21 [Preview] No.293887 del
Good bye.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 07:56:04 [Preview] No.293888 del
Love you Nuro.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:00:07 [Preview] No.293889 del
I'll cheer your cunt.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:05:25 [Preview] No.293890 del
I banned this spammer similar to yesterday and probably angry when I straight up banned him when he was rambling about reporting something to the higher ups. The request was denied and so was this one.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:06:52 [Preview] No.293891 del
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Can't believe the amount of butthurt in the media that's still going on over this.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:08:50 [Preview] No.293892 del
Made me laugh. Those are all domestic terrorists.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:09:44 [Preview] No.293893 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:12:30 [Preview] No.293894 del
These festival shorts are made to be worn without undies.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:13:41 [Preview] No.293895 del
I would appreciate a few images at various angles.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:14:08 [Preview] No.293896 del
I hope the spy is never caught thb

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:14:48 [Preview] No.293897 del
Yeah They interviewed one of the heroes defending the capitol on daytime tv today.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:15:02 [Preview] No.293898 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:17:27 [Preview] No.293899 del
Post the festival bulge.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:22:26 [Preview] No.293900 del
So that wasn't Numpty?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:25:43 [Preview] No.293901 del
Are any of you on Gab?
Is it good?
What is it?
It looks like twitter.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:28:05 [Preview] No.293902 del
Finished watching A View to a Kill. Watching Teh Living Daylights now

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:31:59 [Preview] No.293903 del
I'm watching you.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:37:27 [Preview] No.293904 del
No. Someone spamming the board with utter nonsense. He has no to little post history then starts exploding into a psychotic meltdown. It's spam.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:38:16 [Preview] No.293905 del
What the fuck am I in this world
A fucking maggot!

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:40:09 [Preview] No.293906 del
A customer. My Dan's member. A goon to piss machine.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:44:24 [Preview] No.293907 del
Might hit the piss again tonight then start fresh tomorrow.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:47:08 [Preview] No.293908 del
In turn!
Your makin us!

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:48:38 [Preview] No.293909 del
Just wanna listen to Pantera at max volume and lift heavy weights with shitey

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:49:05 [Preview] No.293910 del
lets do it bro

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:49:32 [Preview] No.293911 del
You only want Shitey for his dexies. You are a disgrace.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:49:47 [Preview] No.293912 del
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can you bench 2 plates?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:50:08 [Preview] No.293913 del
easy now poss

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:50:43 [Preview] No.293914 del
You love it!

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:52:56 [Preview] No.293915 del
Bullshit, I want to help him on his journey to Chadism

Max is currently 3x70kg. Weak cunt I am

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:56:14 [Preview] No.293916 del
get some testosterone enanthate

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 08:58:26 [Preview] No.293917 del
Trenbolone acetate or bust

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:02:08 [Preview] No.293918 del
top if off with insulin

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:04:44 [Preview] No.293919 del
Then seal it all in with the vibrating plug.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:05:54 [Preview] No.293920 del
I wanna see what shitey can do with his physique by having me pin him with test and tren for a few cycles.
I'm sure the frequency of boning yellow women will increase exponentially

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:23:45 [Preview] No.293921 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:25:55 [Preview] No.293922 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:25:57 [Preview] No.293923 del
10k can source hormones for us at the commune

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:27:19 [Preview] No.293924 del
shut up 10k

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:27:42 [Preview] No.293925 del
Is there anything Doktor 10k can't do?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:29:19 [Preview] No.293926 del
Played rocksmith until my fingers bled actually, until they got sore. There's a riff I seem to keep failing because the game won't detect a certain note.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:29:39 [Preview] No.293927 del
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There is only one more powerful.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:29:52 [Preview] No.293928 del
let me suck your fingers

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:30:21 [Preview] No.293929 del
I wanna spend more time real time chatting (don't worry, I'm not leaving you guys), but the only discords I've found so far are either dead or shit.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:31:37 [Preview] No.293930 del
you're going to leave us... :(

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:31:52 [Preview] No.293931 del
Thinking of doing some sunday night grocery shopping. You cunts want anything?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:32:15 [Preview] No.293932 del
Good work and progress.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:32:19 [Preview] No.293933 del
They all leave us.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:33:06 [Preview] No.293934 del
No one escapes the bucket.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:33:08 [Preview] No.293935 del
30KG snowpeas please.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:33:48 [Preview] No.293936 del
Few different packets of chips (family sized) please.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:34:58 [Preview] No.293937 del
this is 10k's fault

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:36:25 [Preview] No.293938 del
30 litres of teenage latina vaginal squirt please

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:40:04 [Preview] No.293939 del
nuro knocked out an elder god once

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:46:47 [Preview] No.293940 del
Nuro is the supreme brahman.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:51:20 [Preview] No.293941 del
yeah mainline 100 units of insulin, bye bye cunt.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:51:32 [Preview] No.293942 del
Nuro inspired me once

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:53:21 [Preview] No.293943 del
Nuro gave meditation tips to a bhramin sadhu on some ancient bhuddist temple stones in chittagong once.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:55:37 [Preview] No.293944 del
What note?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:56:10 [Preview] No.293945 del
A stick of mettwurst and some olives.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:56:41 [Preview] No.293946 del
Strongly doubt you'll find many Buddhists in Chittagong mate
t. been there

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 09:57:32 [Preview] No.293947 del
t. street shitter

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:00:06 [Preview] No.293948 del
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NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:02:28 [Preview] No.293949 del
how cheap and desperate are the women?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:04:21 [Preview] No.293950 del
10 bucks

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:06:03 [Preview] No.293951 del
i want to shit on one

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:09:07 [Preview] No.293952 del
That can be arranged. Boys trip?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:09:46 [Preview] No.293953 del
i want one of my own

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:10:21 [Preview] No.293954 del
Imagine being colonoized with Pajeet antibiotic resistant bacteria.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:11:10 [Preview] No.293955 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:11:41 [Preview] No.293956 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:12:05 [Preview] No.293957 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:12:22 [Preview] No.293958 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:12:42 [Preview] No.293959 del
Goodnight m8

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:15:28 [Preview] No.293960 del
Good night TightNEET.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:15:30 [Preview] No.293961 del
My immune system is strong as fuck

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:16:25 [Preview] No.293962 del
Weber gained access to my medical clinic's EMR and stole my endoscopy reports once.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:19:33 [Preview] No.293963 del
I heard nuro has a foot fetish.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:20:05 [Preview] No.293964 del
Weber fessed up and spilled his guts about his own understanding of NEETlore when the feds gave him a little bit of the knock knock which led to an armed and dangerous raid on possums house once

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:20:40 [Preview] No.293965 del
He knows where your bowels have been.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:24:10 [Preview] No.293966 del
3rd note on the b string, which I believe is d

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:25:32 [Preview] No.293967 del
er, fuck, it's actually the a string, so c

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:29:19 [Preview] No.293968 del
night niggers

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:29:32 [Preview] No.293969 del
Tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow aye

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:30:29 [Preview] No.293970 del
Monk tracked down his ex-gf from her instagram stories and tied her up for a 12 hour cuddlening once

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:30:42 [Preview] No.293971 del
Good plan. Spend the day in bed with us neets, share the love.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:33:17 [Preview] No.293972 del
Heard shitey fucked monks ex.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:35:15 [Preview] No.293973 del
Stop drinking and go to bed and you will be fine, get on it next Friday

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:38:11 [Preview] No.293974 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:39:32 [Preview] No.293975 del
Don't you dare.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:42:16 [Preview] No.293976 del
Gook night.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:44:23 [Preview] No.293977 del
Ugly gook.
Looks like my wagery.
Not impressed - your gook posting has been poor lately.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 10:56:36 [Preview] No.293978 del
Watching Chris Hansen bust pedos again
Man its awkward watching guys get stuck in the headlights and cry as they're taken away

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:02:12 [Preview] No.293979 del
What are the dudes like? Recognise anyone from here?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:05:14 [Preview] No.293980 del
i said
night niggers

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:10:30 [Preview] No.293981 del
Gook night - surely there are some cuter japanese qt's we could be looking at?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:11:39 [Preview] No.293982 del
All of these gooks have eyelid surgery and shit
GookNEET likes fake hoes who swallow 10 loads of cum every Friday night

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:12:20 [Preview] No.293983 del
>All of these gooks have eyelid surgery and shit
so they can drive

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:13:09 [Preview] No.293984 del
Despite my killswitch I think my VPN fucked up a bit and left me exposed for a bit. I am not so much worried about the government as I am getting a letter from a porn company about piracy as that would be embarrassing given that I don't live alone.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:13:11 [Preview] No.293985 del
Another day completely wasted. Have you achieved anything at all today neets?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:15:04 [Preview] No.293986 del
>Have you achieved anything at all today neets?
Nope. And that is okay.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:15:58 [Preview] No.293987 del
What vpn provider do you use? I presume you consider them safe?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:26:44 [Preview] No.293988 del
Time to find something on youtube to fall asleep watching.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:28:42 [Preview] No.293989 del
What are you feeling? I'm thinking some history of communism in east Java for myself.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:30:48 [Preview] No.293990 del
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If it's not at least 300 years old, it ain't history.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:37:57 [Preview] No.293991 del
I had some cookies and cream icecream followed by 8 dim sims for my second dinner. I feel like having some more icecream now

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:41:57 [Preview] No.293992 del
>8 dim sims
Dipping sauce?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:45:17 [Preview] No.293993 del
Tomato sauce

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:50:10 [Preview] No.293994 del
Dumplings are fine. Don't have the ice cream. Think about the negative influence you put upon Shitey.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:52:54 [Preview] No.293995 del
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>second dinner
And here's a second izzy approves.
>having some more ice cream

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:54:13 [Preview] No.293996 del
I love you mongs. You all constantly make me feel less terrible about being such a fuck up.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:55:40 [Preview] No.293997 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 12:02:29 [Preview] No.293998 del
Scrubbed that pic, you can repost it.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 12:15:52 [Preview] No.293999 del
Still in a room without a view!

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 12:18:46 [Preview] No.294000 del
Their bass line is always great.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 12:19:40 [Preview] No.294001 del
We should make it mandatory for all neets to have second dinners, and to post pictures of them as proof.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 12:19:44 [Preview] No.294002 del
This ones a classic if you haven’t seen it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w_b6dto-JVY [Embed]

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 12:20:35 [Preview] No.294003 del
Do you have a favorite brand of cookies and cream ice cream?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 12:28:01 [Preview] No.294004 del
I’d like to apologise monk. This post wasn’t funny and crossed the line.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 12:48:59 [Preview] No.294005 del
I don't think I'll sleep tonight.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 12:53:39 [Preview] No.294006 del
iktf. My headphone cable has become fucked and now I can't fall asleep listening to stuff. And it's too late at night to go out and get a replacement. Fuck.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 13:33:16 [Preview] No.294007 del
30 bucks at the 24/7 bottleo
15 bucks there and back in an uber
Credit cards are awesome neets

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 13:38:31 [Preview] No.294008 del
Did you feel the uber driver was silently judging you?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 13:42:14 [Preview] No.294009 del
I was silently judging him for being a poor pajeet driving uber
It all works out in the end

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 13:43:02 [Preview] No.294010 del
Did the car smell bad?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 13:44:54 [Preview] No.294011 del
Not bad. Not as good as the black-ice little tree in my car that gives instant James Bond kinda sex appeal.
Shame I never have women in my car however.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 13:50:44 [Preview] No.294012 del
How many standards you at monk?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 13:51:22 [Preview] No.294013 del
Watched two movies, still wide awake.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 13:52:08 [Preview] No.294014 del
What movies bro?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 13:55:25 [Preview] No.294015 del
29 for the whole day. Started when I woke up which I think was around 2pm.
Just started on the choof. Reading about testosterone again.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 13:58:03 [Preview] No.294016 del
Do a cut then do a cycle bro. 100% chance there are telegram groups for roid slingers in melbs.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 14:02:48 [Preview] No.294017 del
So far I have very much enjoyed my progress almost as an experiment in biochemistry. I'm no engineer but I feel like understanding and choosing what I eat is just a way of me seeing what happens.
I will consider roids when I'm at amy genetic ceiling (if it ever happens) or TRT once I get old.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 14:03:03 [Preview] No.294018 del
just farted, what do you think about that?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 14:12:09 [Preview] No.294019 del
Fair enough. A reasonable approach.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 14:12:26 [Preview] No.294020 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 14:13:30 [Preview] No.294021 del
post a brendan fraser pic

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 14:17:35 [Preview] No.294022 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 14:31:46 [Preview] No.294023 del
Ate beans again

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 14:37:03 [Preview] No.294024 del
What kind of beans king?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 14:54:33 [Preview] No.294025 del
Pissing outside is much more refreshing

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 16:22:02 [Preview] No.294026 del
Masterminds and polka something.
Both b grade Netflix movies.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 16:24:24 [Preview] No.294027 del
Have been trying to get to sleep.
3 hours until my alarm goes off.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 16:26:39 [Preview] No.294028 del
Have you tried counting sheep?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 16:41:02 [Preview] No.294029 del
I doubt it will work

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 17:16:16 [Preview] No.294030 del
Thinking about what I will say at mu Mums funeral again
Still unsure, still ashamed thinking I can't come up with anything worthwhile.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 17:26:34 [Preview] No.294031 del
>telegram groups
Can I just use it to find friends, or do I have to buy drugs?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 17:28:11 [Preview] No.294032 del
Got a few hours sleep on my beanbag, but I don't seem to be able to get to sleep in bed anymore.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 17:33:40 [Preview] No.294033 del
Sometimes I change up my sleeping places. This summer and well into autumn I slept on the ground on some mat. Now I'm back in my bed.
Even small change like alternating the direction (on which end of the bed your head will rest) can help.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 17:34:57 [Preview] No.294034 del
The beanbag isn't a proper sleeping place - the problem is that I just never feel sleepy when I lie down on my bed

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 17:38:54 [Preview] No.294035 del
A proper sleeping place where you can sleep.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 20:19:01 [Preview] No.294036 del
Good morning friends.
About 2.5 hrs all up

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 20:21:14 [Preview] No.294037 del
not saying good morning after you all ignored my two good night messags
having a monster

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 20:21:36 [Preview] No.294038 del
Have a coffee orally

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 20:26:22 [Preview] No.294039 del
>brown dog, big monkey, wanker, motherfucker
That's all it took for them to have a cry. Imagine if /ausneets/ visited the cricket.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 20:26:34 [Preview] No.294040 del
I didn't appreciate being called a nigger.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 20:35:41 [Preview] No.294041 del
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This shit was in an envelope on my desk. Somebody is having a laugh.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 20:37:43 [Preview] No.294042 del
Better put on your "Cyber security is serious" face.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 20:41:00 [Preview] No.294043 del
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NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 20:43:54 [Preview] No.294044 del
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>whirr click
>refer to bbq sauce like the normals
>refer to it again
>they must not discover me among them
refer to bbq sauce while smiling
bleep bloop

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 21:01:25 [Preview] No.294046 del
Want to try Sweet Baby Reis now.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 21:14:32 [Preview] No.294047 del
Just delete the email, there is nothing they can do for piracy.

I did my yoga yesterday.

As long as you don't get to the third dinner.

We love you too.

I wonder if he beat the 40 standards threshold.

Big fat?


>Poo, designated Java programmer and how is the Indian lady going

Good morning NEETs

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 21:16:57 [Preview] No.294048 del
Me in the bottom right as a robot.


NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 21:24:30 [Preview] No.294049 del
>Row over new plus-size Cosmopolitan cover as magazine is accused of 'glamourising obesity' during the coronavirus crisis - but model says 'health is whatever you want to call it'

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 21:30:41 [Preview] No.294050 del
>'A live experiment on children': Mail on Sunday publishes the shocking physicians' testimony that led a High Court judge to ban NHS's Tavistock clinic from giving puberty blocking drugs to youngsters as young as 10 who want to change sex
>>In their statements, Prof Gillberg and other leading medical experts revealed:
>>>Puberty-halting drugs can harm a patient's brain and bone development;
>>>Clinics are urging gender-changing teen girls to choose sperm donors to fertilise eggs before freezing them;
>>>Medics are failing to warn about the infertility risks posed by puberty blockers;
>>>Children who regret treatment find themselves 'locked' into new bodies;
>>>Internet sites persuade autistic children they are transgender when they simply have 'identity issues'.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 21:31:37 [Preview] No.294051 del
>High heels really ARE sexy: Scientists say the shoes seemingly increase the length of a woman's tail bone - indicating an increase in the capability to have multiple births
>>Researchers recruited 52 female students and filmed them in heels and flats
>>Videos were shown to 100 male and female volunteers who rated heels higher

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 21:33:08 [Preview] No.294052 del
>Man living in public housing sues government after $3.2MILLION worth of antiques went missing from his home while he was in Chinese jail
>>Yan Lim Yang lived at a housing commission in western Sydney for 12 years
>>He visited China for a holiday in 2012 but was incarcerated there until mid-2013
>>Upon his return, the man claimed $3,642,586 worth of antiques went missing
>>Government lawyers tried to drop the case because the six-year statute of limitations on claims of this nature expired two years ago.
>>Mr Yang claimed the expiry date does not apply because he has a disability.
>>The matter was adjourned until May 7 to give Mr Yang time to prove he has a disability.

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NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 21:43:29 [Preview] No.294054 del
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Gmorning All

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 21:44:24 [Preview] No.294055 del
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NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 21:52:25 [Preview] No.294056 del
Good morning Nuro.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:07:02 [Preview] No.294057 del
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Every diagnose mental illness.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:07:54 [Preview] No.294058 del


NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:12:51 [Preview] No.294059 del
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Hey guys!
Check out my imageboard
It's called 600chan
It has a /b/ board!!!!

It's also better than 4chan and 8chan combined

Plz visit my website, no one goes there...


Tor: http://6ooch3fco3srmzuls2zg2so4sgr72cj7t4hwqlhjannnemf5y55fymad.onion/

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:16:30 [Preview] No.294060 del
Do you allow bong porn?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:18:21 [Preview] No.294061 del
Morning neets. Another day, still weigh 133kg.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:19:24 [Preview] No.294062 del
bong porn?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:20:15 [Preview] No.294063 del
I'll answer for him, yes.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:21:10 [Preview] No.294064 del
Just noticed I had a streak of McRib sauce on my left forearm. I hope nobody at work noticed.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:23:04 [Preview] No.294065 del
Did you lick it off?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:24:15 [Preview] No.294066 del
I spat on my right hand and rubbed my left forearm with the spit

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:24:31 [Preview] No.294067 del
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NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:25:01 [Preview] No.294068 del
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NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:30:07 [Preview] No.294070 del
10mg of ritalin down the hatch

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:32:34 [Preview] No.294071 del
My a/c doesn't appear to be working today

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:40:48 [Preview] No.294072 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:42:42 [Preview] No.294074 del
and when Apple/Google and Amazon decide to de-platform Gab?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:51:46 [Preview] No.294075 del

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:52:17 [Preview] No.294076 del
no i hope he ends up on matrix

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:53:32 [Preview] No.294077 del
01110011010101034500101 TEH MATIX HAS YOU!

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:57:06 [Preview] No.294078 del
Might visit Elwomple some time.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 22:59:07 [Preview] No.294079 del
craving another monster

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:04:05 [Preview] No.294080 del
Have a coffee.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:17:08 [Preview] No.294081 del
I would fall under "unspecified paraphilic disorder"
no really, boong porn is ruining my life

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:22:32 [Preview] No.294082 del
Possum made me do this once. But it wasn't his forearm I had to lube up with spit.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:23:41 [Preview] No.294083 del
Is it helping? Are you studying?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:28:07 [Preview] No.294084 del
Millions of people have gotten the vaccine. Since they keep on dying of regular things, like heart attacks, strokes etc, there are going to be cases like where someone who got the vaccine dies later of an unrelated disease.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:30:31 [Preview] No.294085 del
> lock down could be extended weeks
> no lock down is lifted
> but you still have manditory masks


NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:39:02 [Preview] No.294086 del
Hi Nuro how are you

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:41:44 [Preview] No.294087 del
a little hungover after drinking that bottle of cognac yesterday

besides that the rain has fucked off, cant wait to go for a ride later

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:43:51 [Preview] No.294089 del
"Miami Doctor Dies After Receiving First Dose Of Pfizer Vaccine"


NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:46:20 [Preview] No.294090 del
> he doesnt know zerohedge

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:50:29 [Preview] No.294091 del
> nuro

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:52:05 [Preview] No.294092 del
I asked yesterday if anyone was on it or if it's any good.

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:53:36 [Preview] No.294093 del
You need it, crave it!

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:53:50 [Preview] No.294094 del
I thought that said phallic disorder

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:54:56 [Preview] No.294095 del
Shouldn't you be at work?

NEET 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:59:38 [Preview] No.294096 del
>Shortly after, he suffered a stroke and died.
This idiocy reminds me of people arguing that marijuana doesn't kill people when they are under the influence when driving that impairs their cognition. Like the telegraph pole they could have wrapped their car around had some kind of sentience.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:02:20 [Preview] No.294097 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:13:28 [Preview] No.294098 del
I'll Disorder your Phallus

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:21:20 [Preview] No.294099 del
Craves it!

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:21:48 [Preview] No.294100 del
Craves it!

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:22:03 [Preview] No.294101 del
chucking a sickie

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:23:06 [Preview] No.294102 del
I'll Chuck you

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:23:09 [Preview] No.294103 del
9.5% of the wage week done.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:25:30 [Preview] No.294104 del
Could really use a vacation.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:30:06 [Preview] No.294105 del
i actually have a case of the evil poos so besides a doctors certificate im legit :)

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:31:38 [Preview] No.294106 del
its all the salt in your breakfasts

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:39:24 [Preview] No.294107 del
caved and had some kfc for brunch

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:41:18 [Preview] No.294108 del
enjoy your glass shit

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:42:21 [Preview] No.294109 del
Feed = Power.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:43:03 [Preview] No.294110 del
are kidding me it was 22 standards and the pepperoni pizza with jalepinos from last night

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:46:48 [Preview] No.294111 del
What did you get?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:47:02 [Preview] No.294112 del
Straight out the arse and cock.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:47:45 [Preview] No.294113 del
regular zinger combo with a mountain dew energized and ten nuggers

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 00:59:19 [Preview] No.294114 del
Could've got a pub meal for that much.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:03:32 [Preview] No.294115 del
Nearest pub wants $25 for a schnitzel and chips
Cafe de Villi's is $19 for chicken schnitzel, chips and a ginger beer
KFC was $17

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:11:00 [Preview] No.294116 del
how was the Gravy today ?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:11:47 [Preview] No.294117 del
I didn't ask.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:17:01 [Preview] No.294118 del
Nuro's heart exploded once

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:19:50 [Preview] No.294119 del
Nuro ascended and became a higher status being once.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:25:50 [Preview] No.294120 del
24 snags combo

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:25:58 [Preview] No.294121 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:27:48 [Preview] No.294122 del
Nuro's heart caused a security lockdown in the airport once.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:28:55 [Preview] No.294123 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:28:56 [Preview] No.294124 del
Nuro clapped when the plane landed once.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:30:29 [Preview] No.294125 del
I am here for (You) my child.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:32:12 [Preview] No.294126 del
and he was flying it

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:34:10 [Preview] No.294127 del
Damn what a normie.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:36:00 [Preview] No.294128 del
Meanwhile a non-based Patriot get kicked off the plane for terrorism.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:41:21 [Preview] No.294129 del
A dozen mozzie bites on my feet

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:42:17 [Preview] No.294130 del
pee on them

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:42:52 [Preview] No.294131 del
dont listen to that neet. use lavender oil

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:43:25 [Preview] No.294132 del
dems gonna lock it down for the patriots now.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:48:08 [Preview] No.294133 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:53:27 [Preview] No.294134 del
patriots should have done things properly the other day
they only have themselves to blame

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 02:08:47 [Preview] No.294135 del
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/babies/tony-abbotts-daughter-Greasy Surrender Monkey Lands-loch-expecting-first-child-with-husband-sam/news-story/9997b3853391c2e48c3d20e8a8bebf16

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 02:09:47 [Preview] No.294136 del
>Tony Abbott's daughter Greasy Surrender Monkey Lands-loch

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 02:20:02 [Preview] No.294137 del
having a monster

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 02:23:03 [Preview] No.294138 del
Get one of the ghan chefs to whip you up something.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 02:29:12 [Preview] No.294139 del
>To protect fertility, some men may want to consider freezing their sperm prior to vaccination.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 02:32:45 [Preview] No.294140 del
How many neets have energy drinks every day? Maybe we should have a daily group drink where we all post our energy drinks as we open them and drink together.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:07:40 [Preview] No.294141 del
Where are these random as fuck articles coming from, as I have never heard of them?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:07:57 [Preview] No.294142 del
>as we open them and drink together.
Daily *sip*

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:17:53 [Preview] No.294143 del
The Swift has been serviced for it's major service for $330 compared to $429 at the stealership. I got the front and back windscreen wipers replaced to.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:20:25 [Preview] No.294144 del
I wish I had a swift

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:23:20 [Preview] No.294145 del
I wish I had a smaller car. I very rarely have a passenger with me. Would make parking a lot easier too.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:23:31 [Preview] No.294146 del

this wet salty coastal environment caused my points and rotor arm to corrode

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:23:46 [Preview] No.294147 del
It can be a pain getting in and out of. I wanted a small car as I was driving a lot when I was working and it does take small sips of fuel.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:25:38 [Preview] No.294148 del
My first car was a Barina/Swift. It wasn't big enough to fit rifle cases into without using the back seat (putting them on display) and it was also slow as fuck if you wanted to overtake a truck or something.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:29:54 [Preview] No.294149 del
Well done Nuro. It might be time to consider selling the Lancia. She is a lot of trouble and a big drain on your finances. You should get a nice sensible Toyota Corolla.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:31:08 [Preview] No.294150 del
You need to find a secure lace to garage it.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:31:45 [Preview] No.294151 del
yeah i am planning to sell it once the novelty has worn off, though my replacement vehicle must be able to fit my eeb

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:33:02 [Preview] No.294152 del
i do have a secure place to garage it, problem was it got left outside at the mechanics for a good month when they were struggling to fit and adjust my new gearshit linkages / hammond joints

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:33:17 [Preview] No.294153 del
How much do you reckon you can sell her for?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:35:33 [Preview] No.294154 del
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I am altering the deal.
Pray I don't alter it any further.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:39:20 [Preview] No.294155 del
theres one on carsales for 20k

my car is actually very low miledge and has a fuck tonne of new parts you cant get anymore, i replaced almost everything. its just the bodywork has a few knicks and interior is a bit rough around the edges. I think all up i bought he original car for 2 and spend about 6k on parts and getting it registered. So no matter what i am ahead

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:42:11 [Preview] No.294156 del
Possum made me swallow something wet and salty once.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:44:07 [Preview] No.294157 del
An oyster?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:47:38 [Preview] No.294159 del
paying the tax on last nights standards

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:53:28 [Preview] No.294160 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA [Embed]

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:55:17 [Preview] No.294161 del
they're just setting the stage for a alien hoax
aliens will come on stage and tell us all to embrace communism

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:57:11 [Preview] No.294162 del
and anti-racism and anti-Christianity

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:59:35 [Preview] No.294163 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:59:51 [Preview] No.294164 del
That bad boy could fit so many snags

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:00:04 [Preview] No.294165 del
fish oil the thing

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:02:31 [Preview] No.294166 del
Fish oil?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:04:34 [Preview] No.294167 del
Tell em they're dreamin

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:04:59 [Preview] No.294168 del
All you gotta do is ask the baker to slice your loaf lengthwise.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:07:25 [Preview] No.294169 del
im not having my car smell like that putrid shit

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:07:30 [Preview] No.294170 del
everyone who lives on the coast knows what fish oil is

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:07:33 [Preview] No.294171 del
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NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:07:40 [Preview] No.294172 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:08:27 [Preview] No.294173 del
smells like corrosion protection. it goes away after a couple of months

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:09:06 [Preview] No.294174 del
bet the car doesn't like how you smell either

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:09:21 [Preview] No.294175 del
is that the syringe review ?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:11:37 [Preview] No.294176 del
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No, it was for a steering wheel and lockplate pulling kit.

I also used the $10 loyalty credit they had given me when I made the purchase. This was not restored when the refund was given.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:11:37 [Preview] No.294177 del
No, your review is still there even though the product is no longer sold.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:14:59 [Preview] No.294178 del
fuck jannies

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:17:45 [Preview] No.294179 del
I shall endeavour to give Sprint Autoparts and Autobarn my custom henceforth.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:19:47 [Preview] No.294180 del
not as if it gets driven much anyway

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:22:47 [Preview] No.294181 del
i was driving it to work everyday last week

i would be driving it more but i would just rather drink hard liquor and ride my bike :)

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:25:52 [Preview] No.294182 del
Track down the correct bumper for it, keep it clean and in running order, and one day it'll fetch you enough for a deposit on a modest house.
Assuming you actually grow up at some point.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:25:59 [Preview] No.294183 del
Nuro had a sweetheart deal at a top escort agency for moderating their reviews page once

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:29:29 [Preview] No.294184 del
Nuro didn't appreciate the review I wrote for him once.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:36:39 [Preview] No.294185 del
when he was down the toilet block?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:38:31 [Preview] No.294186 del
It didn't suck m8

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 04:48:32 [Preview] No.294187 del
Not as much as 'The Mandalorian'

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:02:56 [Preview] No.294188 del
Almost a year working from home bros
I’d have more contact with other people if I was in prison
The isolation is unimaginable, I can feel myself slowly losing it

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:07:24 [Preview] No.294189 del
having a coopers non alcoholic beer for the first time. It's pretty good.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:13:43 [Preview] No.294190 del
>The isolation is unimaginable,
You spoke to Pajeet last night >>294007

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:16:32 [Preview] No.294191 del
Sounds comfy

get a whore

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:18:13 [Preview] No.294192 del
>Police officer Howard Liebengood dies by suicide after Capitol riot
>>The Capitol Police Department itself is under intense scrutiny for the ease with which the mob overwhelmed Capitol Police and forced their way into the seat of American democracy.
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/veteran-capitol-cop-reportedly-takes-his-own-life-days-after-dc-riot/news-story/7aaaffb62ff519c929f75fac563c8dc1 class="quoteLink" href="/ausneets/res/293720.html#294191">>>294191

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:18:23 [Preview] No.294193 del
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NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:22:40 [Preview] No.294194 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:23:23 [Preview] No.294195 del
Just went to the shops, there were 5 Indian guys hitting on a girl who was trying to sell them something.
When did women become a commodity?
If women sell themselves, foreign women will sell themselves cheaper.
Fucking depressing DESU

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:28:15 [Preview] No.294196 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:28:17 [Preview] No.294197 del
For some reason it wouldn't let me upload the video, but I don't really know how else the police were meant to respond to this:

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:29:00 [Preview] No.294198 del
>there were 5 Indian guys hitting on a girl who was trying to sell them something.
Poor girl will never be able to make the sale and or make them leave.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:32:31 [Preview] No.294199 del
I fucking hate people who harass women when they are working, and I hate businesses that put girls out as bait even more.

We need to reform the labor system to reinforce the minimum wage, too many people are being exploited.

Last week I put in for farm work, and just kept getting rejected because I was Australian- I think farmers are crying out for workers while at the same time rejecting Australians, because what they really want is foreigners they can underpay

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:34:16 [Preview] No.294200 del
Need to apologise to my mum for being a selfish cunt who didn’t care about anyone or anything but myself when she was raising me before she dies

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:36:47 [Preview] No.294201 del
Do it today.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:38:43 [Preview] No.294202 del
>When did women become a commodity?
That is all they have ever really been. Their job is to produce and raise children and run a household.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:39:53 [Preview] No.294203 del
Large and influential pairs wreaking havoc on NEET lives.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:43:21 [Preview] No.294204 del
Having a yellowtop

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:46:07 [Preview] No.294205 del
>women producing and raise children or running a household.
Women can't do that anymore, they can't get jobs without a sham education which puts them in debt, and many are choosing not to have children because they can't find secure housing or jobs.

So half pimp themselves out on onlyfans and the other half work in hospitality to pay off their debts.
They end up at 30, no stable partner, no home, no children.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:49:34 [Preview] No.294206 del
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Feminists also reduce themselves to a series of holes when trying to argue and insult men.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:52:30 [Preview] No.294208 del
Texted Motherbat to ask how the doing was doing. Didn't ask how she was doing.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 05:53:27 [Preview] No.294209 del
>doing was doing

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:00:01 [Preview] No.294210 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:01:33 [Preview] No.294211 del
>Last week I put in for farm work, and just kept getting rejected because I was Australian-
The acting Prime Minister said today that people need to get off their arse and work on farms ironically.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:01:51 [Preview] No.294212 del
Why do you need to apologise?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:02:38 [Preview] No.294213 del
Has she settling in and stopped howling?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:05:58 [Preview] No.294214 del
Yes, she was good the last couple of days. I thought the second move to Victor might upset her, but she was good as gold.
Lucky bitch gets a 45 minute beach walk every morning now.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:08:32 [Preview] No.294215 del
>Lucky bitch gets a 45 minute beach walk every morning now.
My dog gets about 20-25 minutes each day. Is that all in one go or a morning and afternoon walk?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:09:50 [Preview] No.294216 del
Morning in one go.
It's not particularly high speed, as Motherbat is 73 and the dog is 8, so also senior.
She jumped into the boot of the commie the other morning, so her boingers still work good.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:11:49 [Preview] No.294217 del
You could get the same if you kept the collar on.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:13:10 [Preview] No.294218 del
Cruisey won't get up early enough to drive me to the beach and walk me.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:14:46 [Preview] No.294219 del
If I had a gym buddy like Cruisey or Possum, I'd be swole as fuck. I wouldn't want to let them down.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:17:00 [Preview] No.294220 del
Live stream it on Twitch so we can all watch it.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:17:23 [Preview] No.294221 del
You'd be swollen, that bit is true.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:17:44 [Preview] No.294222 del
3 2s are 6

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:17:56 [Preview] No.294223 del
I don't think Possum would be as brutal with me as required if he knew people were watching.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:18:28 [Preview] No.294224 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:20:47 [Preview] No.294225 del
Have What's App or something running full screen so he type inspiring words to you with part screen for the Twitch stream.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:21:02 [Preview] No.294226 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:22:31 [Preview] No.294227 del
No, he got it wrong: >>294224

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:24:02 [Preview] No.294228 del
I went to that chan that was posted here.

Possum has made some enemies it seems.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:24:57 [Preview] No.294229 del
Next time warn us if there is animal cruelty or gore.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:38:45 [Preview] No.294230 del
I don't understand, please explain the reasoning to me.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:39:25 [Preview] No.294231 del
It is algebra. You cannot just discard the variable 's'.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:41:08 [Preview] No.294232 del
Oh I get you know.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:41:24 [Preview] No.294233 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:51:03 [Preview] No.294234 del
Possum called me a fat piece of shit and slammed a barbell down on my chest once.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:52:45 [Preview] No.294235 del
Did it make you work harder?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:53:07 [Preview] No.294236 del
If you really didn't like it, you would've said the safety word. Instead your little neetstick was throbbing with excitement.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:54:39 [Preview] No.294237 del
Jesus I hate this heat.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:56:37 [Preview] No.294238 del
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NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:56:47 [Preview] No.294239 del
I have the air con on and I'm about to get under a blanket.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:05:18 [Preview] No.294240 del
>and I'm about to get under a blanket.
Will you be naked?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:05:40 [Preview] No.294241 del
I am wearing shorts and no undies, so probably.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:15:25 [Preview] No.294242 del
Hearty kek

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:16:20 [Preview] No.294243 del
Let's see some bulge pics.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:18:10 [Preview] No.294244 del
You've had more than a pound of flesh out of me.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:21:12 [Preview] No.294245 del
We need more, our desire is insatiable.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:28:54 [Preview] No.294246 del
Need more photos of shiteys body

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:29:59 [Preview] No.294247 del
I have got the windows open. The change is in, hopefully it cools down the house.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:39:26 [Preview] No.294248 del
I have a great deal of sympathy for women, they are unable to take their natural place in society just the same as men.
Our tax system punishes families, our education system punishes families, our employment system punishes families.

I don't blame women for not having the things they need to raise families- we have all be deprived.
Farmers are battling cheap imports and are under pressure from China, they have been placed in a position where they are resorting to illegal and exploitative labor- then being compromised they are forced to vote for whoever won't arrest them.
We had foreign fruit pickers flown in when thousands of Australians are stuck overseas.

It's common practice to make fake job advertisements and repeatedly fire employees for businesses to make themselves available for the now vast 437 visa program.

So many jobs I apply for are asking for foreigners only, many advertise in a foreign language or demand a foreign language as a job requirement.

If you get an interview and ask if they pay award wages your application goes in the trash can

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:44:34 [Preview] No.294249 del
>Our tax system punishes families
wut? bachelors can't check the family boxes on a tax return and get the discounts families do

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:46:03 [Preview] No.294250 del
>Dale Oliver's giant pumpkin about to be weighed at the 2021 Giant Pumpkin Festival.

Possums Cucumber better be good.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:53:35 [Preview] No.294251 del
There are certainly some measures to support families, but that doesn't make those people 'better off' overall.
Your income is calculated as a household, so people get more from the government if they are split up as opposed to living together- men paying full tax working full time want to settle down, but women would rather be 'single parents' or just stay single to pursue higher paying but unstable careers.

Even the state is in on this, setting contract periods to people working at a high level rather than giving full time positions.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:56:07 [Preview] No.294252 del
I have done the same.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:56:44 [Preview] No.294253 del
Scrotal misconduct.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 07:57:36 [Preview] No.294254 del
Stop copying me.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:03:08 [Preview] No.294255 del
I made the shameful waddle outside to put the KFC bag in the bin.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:05:29 [Preview] No.294256 del
I keep a tub in the kitchen recyclable shame, that way I only need to take it outside once or twice a week.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:06:57 [Preview] No.294257 del
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You should reward yourself neet with some KFC

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:13:33 [Preview] No.294258 del
god fucking damn it 10k...

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:13:45 [Preview] No.294259 del
Having the second of two Hawaiian mini pizza thing, it’s no tear and share.
Might order a burg

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:16:25 [Preview] No.294260 del
you should get a mixed kebab and rice

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:16:53 [Preview] No.294261 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:17:33 [Preview] No.294262 del
there are non-whites here...

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:18:09 [Preview] No.294263 del
you know fried chicken is nigger food, right?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:19:51 [Preview] No.294264 del
they stole it from the white man

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:20:14 [Preview] No.294265 del
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NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:22:18 [Preview] No.294266 del
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NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:29:32 [Preview] No.294267 del
I do the same.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:31:46 [Preview] No.294268 del
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NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:32:31 [Preview] No.294269 del
Can this be used as the next OP?
I think it ticks all the boxes of being a pepe.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:34:21 [Preview] No.294270 del
This is a good Pepe.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:34:26 [Preview] No.294271 del
Using gifs (pronounced jifs) as OP images is controversial because they autoplay.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:36:02 [Preview] No.294272 del
i like sugon gifs

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:36:13 [Preview] No.294273 del
I had bolognese for dinner. I feel like having some cookies and cream icecream now

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:37:51 [Preview] No.294274 del
Sugon what?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:38:01 [Preview] No.294275 del
I’ll post a jif and then go pat my jolden retriever

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:38:10 [Preview] No.294276 del
>I had bolognese for dinner.
With parmesan cheese?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:38:18 [Preview] No.294277 del
Do it neet.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:39:00 [Preview] No.294278 del
Suck my giblets.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:39:08 [Preview] No.294279 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:39:08 [Preview] No.294280 del
sugon deez nuts nigger

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:40:09 [Preview] No.294281 del
I'm never frowning or down in the mouth
My window faces the south

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:40:28 [Preview] No.294282 del
Incorrect pairing.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:41:38 [Preview] No.294283 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:41:43 [Preview] No.294284 del
good pasta and sauce doesn't need cheese

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:42:13 [Preview] No.294285 del
It craves it.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:42:18 [Preview] No.294286 del
You've got a pair.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:44:20 [Preview] No.294287 del
Have a wank.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:44:39 [Preview] No.294288 del
And I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole
No one could steer me right, but Possum tried, Possum tried
Possum tried to raise me better, but his pleading I denied
That leaves only me to blame 'cause Possum tried

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:46:47 [Preview] No.294289 del
You needed CBT.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:48:02 [Preview] No.294290 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WsGEh9l689A [Embed]

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 08:58:06 [Preview] No.294291 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:01:29 [Preview] No.294292 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:03:30 [Preview] No.294293 del
Why didn't he cut the audio to after the first minute?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:05:43 [Preview] No.294294 del
I saw that they made a tv series based off of terry pratchetts night watch books but it is filled with diversity which is sad.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:08:18 [Preview] No.294295 del
Dunno, bro. Maybe post a comment asking him and be sure to hit like and subscribe!

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:08:46 [Preview] No.294296 del
Pratchett was a cuck in his later years, before he went doolally.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:12:31 [Preview] No.294297 del
Do they have any with a bend?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:12:32 [Preview] No.294298 del
Nuro let me accompany him to flavourtown once.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:13:03 [Preview] No.294299 del
Big bend?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:14:59 [Preview] No.294300 del
Adequate bend.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:15:21 [Preview] No.294301 del
Watching a documentary about female prisoners
They all become lesbians while incarcerated
I’m convinced all women are naturally bisexual

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:16:12 [Preview] No.294302 del
I will not!

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:16:42 [Preview] No.294303 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:16:51 [Preview] No.294304 del
Hopefully sooner rather than later.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:17:32 [Preview] No.294305 del
If I was a grill I would be lesbian

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:18:32 [Preview] No.294306 del
Big carpet munching?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:18:33 [Preview] No.294307 del
Men become gay in jail as well.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:18:47 [Preview] No.294308 del
Men go prison gay as well.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:19:56 [Preview] No.294309 del
They're just doing that to make their lives easier. Women will always look to exploit somebody else in any situation they find themselves in.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:20:21 [Preview] No.294310 del
I can't wait for the commune.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:21:40 [Preview] No.294312 del
The secret messages talk to you too.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:21:49 [Preview] No.294313 del
Big protein consumers?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:24:10 [Preview] No.294314 del
In the commune there will be no skipping the middleman and going straight to the source.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:24:38 [Preview] No.294315 del
Good night friends.
Talk to you in an hour when I can't sleep.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:25:19 [Preview] No.294316 del
Good night my friend. See you in an hour.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:25:54 [Preview] No.294317 del
OK, have a nice nanny nap.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:25:59 [Preview] No.294318 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:26:27 [Preview] No.294319 del
Pin some test in shiteys bum?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:28:05 [Preview] No.294320 del
We know what's going to go into his NEETbum

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:29:37 [Preview] No.294321 del
What does this mean?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:29:42 [Preview] No.294322 del
My teeth are very sensitive to the icecream. It's a very bad kind of stimulation.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:30:31 [Preview] No.294323 del
Night all.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:30:48 [Preview] No.294324 del
Building your tolerance for pain is good for CBT.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:31:55 [Preview] No.294325 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:33:21 [Preview] No.294326 del
Night neet.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:35:50 [Preview] No.294327 del
6 hours of sitting on the couch drinking beers and watching the sun set

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:37:02 [Preview] No.294328 del
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>and not being Based

hey cunts

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:41:18 [Preview] No.294329 del
Evening Nuro. What's wrong with your e-bike, why is it so high up?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:41:56 [Preview] No.294330 del
Went for a walk. It's still hot as hell out there, but as some compensation, the qt's wandering around were very scantily dressed.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:42:30 [Preview] No.294331 del
Share an image of the light with us.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:43:30 [Preview] No.294332 del
NEET walks are under-rated. Well done.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:43:36 [Preview] No.294333 del
Anyone on the standards?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:45:46 [Preview] No.294334 del
That's just nuro squirting. You can find more on onlyfans.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:46:05 [Preview] No.294335 del
Hi Nuro.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:47:28 [Preview] No.294336 del
Isn't coffee brown?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:47:49 [Preview] No.294337 del
How many will be consumed?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:51:22 [Preview] No.294338 del
I don't know shit about treatment for alcoholism, but maybe the alco neets should be checked into rehab or something.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:52:35 [Preview] No.294339 del
A few have checked into my treatment facility today and properly medicated for tonight.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:53:17 [Preview] No.294340 del
We tried to make Monk go to rehab but he said no, no, no

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:54:12 [Preview] No.294342 del
He needs the standards, he craves them!

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:55:23 [Preview] No.294343 del
Dust 'em!

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:56:05 [Preview] No.294344 del
Cunts need to realise that the dust makes the venetians

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:56:20 [Preview] No.294345 del
I think that plant needs some water. Tip some alcohol into them.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:57:10 [Preview] No.294346 del
I tried to dust my Venetians but I found out they are covered in a brown sticky paste and need to be scrubbed to get properly clean so I just gave up.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:57:16 [Preview] No.294347 del
The alexandria palm is rooted mate. I'm done trying.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:58:08 [Preview] No.294348 del
Standard operator.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 09:59:00 [Preview] No.294349 del
Give it a small sip of a booze. Like a nip.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:00:32 [Preview] No.294350 del
Are they near the kitchen?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:02:13 [Preview] No.294351 del
I spend 23 hours a day in my house
Never felt more unhinged. The mental health affects of covid should not underestimated

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:03:22 [Preview] No.294352 del
Not really. They are in the living room.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:04:10 [Preview] No.294353 del
Craig is closing in an hour

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:04:42 [Preview] No.294354 del
I go weeks at a time without leaving the house.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:06:45 [Preview] No.294355 del
Sometimes previous cunts cooking oil builds up on them.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:07:49 [Preview] No.294356 del
Do it for that rooted plant. A refreshing glass of pink Moscato.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:08:15 [Preview] No.294357 del
Have a wank.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:13:24 [Preview] No.294358 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:14:34 [Preview] No.294359 del
No, I understand the type of dust buildup he’s talking about. My metallic venetians have similar

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:14:56 [Preview] No.294360 del
Still in a room without venetians!!!

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:15:22 [Preview] No.294361 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:19:16 [Preview] No.294362 del
Gook night. The recoil would blow that poor gook girl away.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:22:33 [Preview] No.294363 del
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Would this be a good idea for the Commune dining hall?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:22:50 [Preview] No.294364 del
Yeah, you'd think italians would've invented something that requires a bit less work.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:23:43 [Preview] No.294365 del
Goodnight qt.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:27:53 [Preview] No.294366 del
hell neets you ever have just a fucking superb feed and lay back in complete satisfaction

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:31:05 [Preview] No.294367 del
No, because I always crave more.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:31:29 [Preview] No.294368 del
No. I always go too far and gorge until I feel sick.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:31:51 [Preview] No.294369 del
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What drugs are you on now son? Stay off the benzos.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:33:07 [Preview] No.294370 del
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:33:24 [Preview] No.294371 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep well.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:34:09 [Preview] No.294372 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:35:34 [Preview] No.294373 del
Had a corona recently. What a polite beer

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:36:12 [Preview] No.294374 del
Goodnight NEET2

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:38:20 [Preview] No.294375 del
Did you feel sick afterwards?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:39:18 [Preview] No.294376 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:39:40 [Preview] No.294377 del
>What a polite beer
What did it say to you? The Coopers greens make nasty remarks to me about my weight.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:39:56 [Preview] No.294378 del
I want to buy corona now

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 10:46:14 [Preview] No.294379 del
That gook is cross eyed and would need special optics to aim that airsoft toy. Which it doesent have, i should point out.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:03:27 [Preview] No.294380 del
I envy you normie neets who can just go to sleep without insomnia.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:10:43 [Preview] No.294381 del
I close my eyes and then it's tomorrow.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:15:13 [Preview] No.294382 del
struggling with mental health issues and loneliness bros with no one to turn to but the man himself, Dan Murphy the medicine man.
Every day I suffer in silence
Never thought I’d end up like this

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:32:04 [Preview] No.294383 del
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None of us did. But here we are.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:32:53 [Preview] No.294384 del
I wanted to go for a night neet walk in the park. But I noticed some weirdo was sitting on a bench by the path, and thought better of it.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:35:49 [Preview] No.294385 del
You should have sat next to him and struck up a conversation.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:36:38 [Preview] No.294386 del
I'm sure he was talking to himself, and I didn't want to rudely interrupt him.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:39:42 [Preview] No.294387 del
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Hello neets i have to the conclusion that maybe i am too Based.


NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:43:57 [Preview] No.294388 del
Iktf. Copped some standards.
I need to get a positive hobby(no standards involved) where I can meet other people and socialise .

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:46:54 [Preview] No.294389 del
Goodnight nuro. Sleep kino.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:49:47 [Preview] No.294390 del
Might wank to Sasha grey
Been a while

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:49:58 [Preview] No.294391 del
Yeah, I need to find some pretext to socialise with people. But I don't have any. I'm too fat to join an exercise group, and I don't know what else normies do with their time that doesn't cost money. When things have calmed down a bit I'll try doing some volunteer work.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:50:36 [Preview] No.294392 del
Time for a magnum.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:51:02 [Preview] No.294393 del
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>11 o'clock at night and still 32 degrees outside
What did we do to deserve this neets?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:53:54 [Preview] No.294394 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:54:30 [Preview] No.294395 del
Honeycomb Crunch

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:57:04 [Preview] No.294396 del
Good selection.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 11:59:16 [Preview] No.294397 del
>where I can meet other people and socialise
I tried this once, it only made me more depressed in the long run

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:00:17 [Preview] No.294398 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:02:27 [Preview] No.294399 del
As things go on, there's just an eventual break down in communications that leads to alienation

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:03:52 [Preview] No.294400 del
Yeah that would hurt. After making an effort to put yourself out there.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:11:06 [Preview] No.294401 del
Now the standards don’t work
They just makes things worse
I know I’ll see dans face again

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:18:55 [Preview] No.294402 del
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NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:28:11 [Preview] No.294403 del
>Keep thinking about the phoenicians

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:29:58 [Preview] No.294404 del
>tfw no phoenician gf

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:33:30 [Preview] No.294405 del
I'd settle for a not-too-shabby jewess

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:33:37 [Preview] No.294406 del
Nuro said at the top it’s lonely

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:34:09 [Preview] No.294407 del
How is GF2021 going?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:36:13 [Preview] No.294408 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:39:36 [Preview] No.294409 del
Those ol' niggas are serving up some truth there fam.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:42:38 [Preview] No.294410 del
Are you one of our sober chads?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:51:31 [Preview] No.294411 del
Nice charts, I like to eat beans too, I used to make something pretty similar to the bean and tuna salad you posted. I would use tuna in oil, red onion that I diced up and the white beans and then roll it up in a wrap, it was a very filling meal.
That pizza looks nice.
Both Monk and Nuro have been with Colombian women. Interesting.
I have them almost everyday, but not quite everyday, probably 4 or 5 times a week.
35 degrees today in Shitbourne, got back my from my road trip late last night, spend most of today cleaning up my room, made a trip up to Box Hill to pick up some booze, felt a bit nostalgic walking through those streets.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:53:23 [Preview] No.294412 del
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NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:54:21 [Preview] No.294413 del
How long for?
We’re you deep in the boonglyfe before or just dabbled?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:56:18 [Preview] No.294414 del
I never drank very much.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:56:34 [Preview] No.294415 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:57:03 [Preview] No.294416 del
A blessing

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 12:58:55 [Preview] No.294417 del
My father was a big boozer I saw how destructive it was.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:01:55 [Preview] No.294418 del
Fair enough. My old boy hit the piss hard before he started getting old. Now that I think back on it he was very unpleasant to be around when he was pissed. Polar opposite to my mum who has never been drunk in her life.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:19:28 [Preview] No.294419 del
The gen is my special place

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:24:56 [Preview] No.294420 del
cunting cunt

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:30:05 [Preview] No.294421 del
Hasn’t been any of monks usual late night posting. Maybe he had a piss free night and went to bed.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:35:46 [Preview] No.294422 del
my piss smells like coffee

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:37:39 [Preview] No.294423 del
Time to open that can of bourbon and coke and try out Hearts of Iron 4.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:39:19 [Preview] No.294424 del
Reminds me of an of the off the cuff Nk post

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:40:02 [Preview] No.294425 del
wot cunt tree will you play as?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:41:09 [Preview] No.294426 del
late night shitpost for me instead

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:49:15 [Preview] No.294427 del
Desperately need to bring my mum some flowers and apologise for all the bad things I did during my youth
I am riddled with guilt for the things I’ve put people through

19 standards today. Been sat on the couch for 12 hours

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:52:25 [Preview] No.294428 del
Was going to play as Italy but after loading up the game I decided that I can't be fucked playing a game like this tonight, might play something lighter like GTA or something instead.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:54:32 [Preview] No.294429 del
What did you do other than the wedding wine incident that was so bad?
I think if you got off the standards and got some true stability going it would mean more than any flowers to your mum. I’m racked with guilt but it’s only from fucking my own shit up despite my parents busting their arse to give me a good start.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:55:22 [Preview] No.294430 del
Wish I was cashed up enough to have a gaming pc.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:55:38 [Preview] No.294431 del
I don't know the details about why you feel the way you do and I'm getting sleepy so I'll be going to bed after this post. You should do it as soon as you can, I know I miss my mum and wish I could have properly made it up to her when I had the chance. That chance is gone for me now. Hoping the best for you and your mum though. Today marks four years since mine died. I know it'll never happen but I hope I get to see her again when I die, or at least some kind of version of her assuming an afterlife exists and I deserve it.
ayy thats-a spicy-a meat-a ball arriverderci, I prefer Vic 2

goodnight late night neets

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 13:57:02 [Preview] No.294432 del
Just give her a call or drop in when you are sober monk. Let it all out.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 14:02:07 [Preview] No.294433 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 14:05:12 [Preview] No.294434 del
Goodnight neet. I hope heaven exists but I won’t hold my breath. I think I remember your posts from over the years. Saying your mum was too good for this world and got crushed by nature/disease. God bless mummy bots. I hope you see her again.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 14:15:06 [Preview] No.294435 del
I play it on my laptop with the settings turned down low. I wouldn't mind a nice gaming PC too.
Fair enough, goodnight mate.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 14:17:14 [Preview] No.294436 del
Also my condolences to you about your mum, February will be mark 6 years since my grandfather who was basically my father figure died, it never gets any easier, grief is just a hard part of life we have to learn to live with.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 14:19:16 [Preview] No.294437 del
Only a few major incidents which caused her grief, which I can hardly remember. My guilt is largely about all my fuckups that I had always thought only affected me, but obviously has her worried too - her eldest son ending up a broke pisshead going off the rails, likely to never give her grandchildren and instead she will grow old in a retirement village alone. An unimaginable end. She sends me text messages that are obviously her making sure I haven’t killed myself.I hope she will forget all the times I got home pissed or called her from the police station.
She went through so much in her life, only to end up with a piece of shit like me.

Cheers, I will try to see her soon but this gay virus doesn’t allow it

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 14:27:47 [Preview] No.294438 del
>I hope she will forget all the times I got home pissed or called her from the police station.
She won't forget those times, but not worry, she probably still loves you nonetheless. In most cases mothers love their children almost unconditionally, so many times I've done shit I've thought would make my mummybot hate me, yet she forgives me nonetheless.
Opened the second can of bourbon and coke, at 3.6 standards each, these things are pretty intense.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 15:39:52 [Preview] No.294439 del
Having a second bowl of bolognese

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 16:50:37 [Preview] No.294440 del
Greetings neets (what's a good salutation for 3 in the morning? I don't want to say good morning). Just woke up for a bit, hopefully will be getting back to sleep.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 19:07:08 [Preview] No.294441 del
mordingw all

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 19:46:04 [Preview] No.294442 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 19:54:51 [Preview] No.294443 del
Good morning friends.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 20:26:38 [Preview] No.294444 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 20:37:47 [Preview] No.294445 del
>The man with a brewery in his BELLY! Cleaning boss, 62, with rare condition gets blind drunk on CAKE because his body turns carbs into alcohol
>>Nick Carson has auto brewery syndrome - where body ferments carbohydrates
>>The 62-year-old, from Lowestoft, Suffolk, has to breathalyse himself every hour
>>ABS's erratic triggers mean he has no idea where or when he might get drunk

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 20:45:56 [Preview] No.294446 del
>Italian call center is converted into huge courtroom as 350 alleged 'Ndrangheta mobsters including 'The Wolf', 'Fatty' and 'The Uncle' face country's biggest Mafia 'maxi-trial' in 30 years

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NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 20:49:41 [Preview] No.294448 del
Morning. Powerful digits.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 20:50:02 [Preview] No.294449 del
I got a medium McCafe coffee this morning instead of a Monster.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 20:52:09 [Preview] No.294450 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 20:59:35 [Preview] No.294451 del
It pisses me off when colleagues I have never met before, or had any sort of working relationship with, send me instant messages starting "hey man". It's even worse when they're non-white. Fuck off, gutter rat.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 21:03:39 [Preview] No.294452 del
Sir, take it easy my man.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 21:05:43 [Preview] No.294453 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 21:06:29 [Preview] No.294454 del
Woke up with this stuck in my head.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3UK2ny9SrXM [Embed]

Got a big day of driving today. Seeing at least two clients up north.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 21:10:02 [Preview] No.294455 del
Pop in and surprise wombler with a longneck of stout.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 21:12:21 [Preview] No.294456 del
A good choice.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 21:13:05 [Preview] No.294457 del
I am guessing that tone means they want something from you?

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 21:13:49 [Preview] No.294458 del
Probably. I have ignored it so far.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 21:17:39 [Preview] No.294459 del
Not bad. I like it.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 21:20:47 [Preview] No.294460 del
There is a thread on /g/ talking about this rot that exists in IT.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 21:28:48 [Preview] No.294461 del
>Every Deleted Parler Post, Many With Users' Location Data, Has Been Archived
>>@donk_enby later shared a screenshot showing the GPS position of a particular video, with coordinates in latitude and longitude.
>>@donk_enby, whose efforts are documented on the website ArchiveTeam.org, said the data will eventually be hosted by the Internet Archive. (The two sites are not affiliated.)

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 21:39:34 [Preview] No.294462 del
Some other troll also posted on Parler -- posing as a female -- asking "all patriots" to supply their full name, email, and phone number and a heap of the morons did just that.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 21:48:09 [Preview] No.294463 del
good morning NEEToes

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 21:48:23 [Preview] No.294464 del

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 22:08:12 [Preview] No.294465 del
Morning neets. 132 kgs. Finally getting somewhere.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 22:29:16 [Preview] No.294466 del
Good to hear. I hope it keeps going down.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 22:35:14 [Preview] No.294467 del
Good work m80

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 22:53:17 [Preview] No.294468 del
Good on ya m8, keep it up.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 22:59:34 [Preview] No.294469 del
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Good Morning Neets

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 23:02:32 [Preview] No.294470 del
Morning Nuro.
That's a funny picture of Weber's car park.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 23:25:19 [Preview] No.294471 del
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NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 23:28:47 [Preview] No.294473 del
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Jacob Chansley, AKA Jake Angeli, Arizona man makes first court appearance in for charges related to storming the U.S. Capitol. His mom says he hasn’t eaten since Friday because the detention facility won’t feed him all organic food. @abc15

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 23:40:30 [Preview] No.294474 del
Good morning nuro

At the neet compound the car park will have nothing but these. Skellies won't be allowed to drive cars, for the same reason medieval peasants weren't allowed to ride horses.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 23:43:27 [Preview] No.294475 del
Good morning Nuro.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 23:44:00 [Preview] No.294476 del
A beautiful story.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 23:45:00 [Preview] No.294477 del
>His mom says he hasn’t eaten since Friday because the detention facility won’t feed him all organic food.
Oh well, nothing of value will be lost.

NEET 01/11/2021 (Mon) 23:48:45 [Preview] No.294478 del
I bet they're all still thinking Daddy Trump is going to pardon them.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 00:10:12 [Preview] No.294479 del
Terribly hungover. Slept in enough for my boss to ask me whats going on.
Not good.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 00:20:39 [Preview] No.294480 del
Smarten up, NEET.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 00:23:03 [Preview] No.294481 del
You need to keep your computer running 24/7 and auto schedule an event that gets the application they monitor you through running like you have checked in for the day.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 00:33:34 [Preview] No.294482 del

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 00:37:48 [Preview] No.294483 del
Might go for a trip somewhere within Australia for a week during winter this year.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 00:42:27 [Preview] No.294484 del
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NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 00:44:22 [Preview] No.294485 del
A warmer part of the country?

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 00:45:04 [Preview] No.294486 del
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Hearty kek
Picture related.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 00:47:09 [Preview] No.294487 del
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>She's a praying mantis, the moment she cums she snaps you in half.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 00:59:53 [Preview] No.294488 del
As a socialist, shouldn't she be all for redistribution of her wealth?

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 01:03:14 [Preview] No.294489 del
Into the cold or out of it? Where are you thinking?
I've been collecting brochures for tour groups and stuff lately. Not so I can go on a boomer tour, but as ideas/routes for short trips.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 01:14:53 [Preview] No.294490 del
You both should go to Charlotte Pass and make a snow Pepe for us.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 01:18:31 [Preview] No.294491 del
Only if we can stop at Sale first and feed the turtle.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 01:19:27 [Preview] No.294492 del
imagine Shitey trying to explain his "Internet friends" to Mummybot and Daddybot.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 01:22:51 [Preview] No.294494 del
> Donald Trump: US President declares 13-day 'emergency' in Washington DC
>Donald Trump has declared a 13-day "emergency" in Washington DC until January 24 amid fears of a major armed "uprising" across the US next week.

Just threw his supporters under the bus.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 01:27:54 [Preview] No.294495 del
making a chicken burger thing for lunch

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 01:35:09 [Preview] No.294496 del
A Nuro-inspired Sasha Grey wank brings an end to the service of these cumdies, 3 days without changing is a long time for me.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 01:40:34 [Preview] No.294498 del
>3 days
Amateur numbers.

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NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 01:53:32 [Preview] No.294500 del
I'd let Britney do nasty things to me on that tram.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 01:59:48 [Preview] No.294501 del
$20 late fee for not paying the credit card on time.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 02:00:47 [Preview] No.294502 del
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NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 02:01:30 [Preview] No.294503 del
You boong.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 02:05:46 [Preview] No.294504 del
the seppos have sweetheart deals where you get hundereds of dollars cash back on the first $2000 you use on the card. Dudes are doing serial exploitation of that shit.
Sadly we have laws against those practices here.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 02:06:31 [Preview] No.294505 del
$27 for lunch delivered.
Think I'll probably be poor for my whole life lol

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 02:08:41 [Preview] No.294506 del
What's for lunch big boy?

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 02:10:35 [Preview] No.294507 del
You'd have to sign up to dozens of cards to make any serious money though, right? At some point the effort involved would catch up to any return.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 02:13:58 [Preview] No.294508 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_8F9JbUQlWQ [Embed]

this guy is seppo king neet.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 02:18:33 [Preview] No.294509 del

Manikarta is on the way with the burg

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NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 02:53:58 [Preview] No.294511 del
There are some hefty sets out there, and not all of them play nicely.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 02:54:34 [Preview] No.294512 del
Bad days NEETS
Having terrible nightmares, can't sleep, can't get my shit together during the day because I'm so tired.
One month cut off from cenno because I forgot to report over Christmas, new claim will take another month, no backpay.
Fuck the centerlink pajeet.

I asked a doctor about the nightmares but the doctor was pajeet also and didn't understand.
Bad days

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 02:56:20 [Preview] No.294513 del
Have you written that appeal letter yet?

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 02:57:17 [Preview] No.294514 del
last nights standards have got me feeling depressed.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 02:59:25 [Preview] No.294515 del
Perhaps your stimulatory requirements have increased, that may mean that you need to increase your standards consumption.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:02:31 [Preview] No.294516 del
I downloaded the form, but there's no guidance on what to write- it just says "tell us why you think our decision was wrong".
Without any transparency or criteria in the decision making or the consequences of submitting an appeal it's hard to know how to frame the issue.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:04:14 [Preview] No.294517 del
Also I tried to call them but Telstra wasn't working.
So I called Telstra and apparently their 1800, 13 and 1300 numbers are all not working- which includes the centerlink number and their own support numbers.

Maybe I should try to call them again- but I really don't know what to tell them

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:06:14 [Preview] No.294518 del
>"tell us why you think our decision was wrong".
It is a pretty straight forward question mate. Come on.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:06:26 [Preview] No.294519 del
Lazy courier didn't want to carry my 50kg ramps up the driveway.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:07:03 [Preview] No.294520 del
You told us you could pay it?

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:07:17 [Preview] No.294521 del
Yes, this NOOT is just being silly at this point.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:09:03 [Preview] No.294522 del
American credit cards often have more benefits like cash back. They exist in Australia but are not as common.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:10:29 [Preview] No.294523 del
>Having terrible nightmares, can't sleep, can't get my shit together during the day because I'm so tired.
I too am experiencing these feels. I don't why they are coming back.

>new claim will take another month, no backpay.
You should make a complaint to Cenno and if they don't fix it up, go to the Commonwealth Ombudsman. They are currently investigating a claim I made last early last year that has been ongoing.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:11:23 [Preview] No.294524 del
Credits cards in Australia also destroy your credit history if you are applying for them too frequently. From what I have heard.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:12:04 [Preview] No.294525 del
stay away from credit cards

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:12:43 [Preview] No.294526 del
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Perhaps he was an Executive.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:13:22 [Preview] No.294527 del
You can write a complaint to them. They have a postage free address. All you have to do is write to them in thirteen (13) weeks.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:16:47 [Preview] No.294528 del
If you pay it off each month, they are fine.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:17:39 [Preview] No.294529 del
Current balance of credit card is $1,119.31 with a balance due of $790.93

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:18:25 [Preview] No.294530 del
Not sure if its the burg, the hangover or the lack of sleep, but I am finding it incredibly difficult to stay awake and to even sit at my computer.
Hope I'm not gonna die in my sleep

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:19:09 [Preview] No.294531 del
You need to give up the booze.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:19:45 [Preview] No.294532 del
You need to see an aussie doctor and get your sleeping problems sorted because while you arent sleeping properly everything is going to be that much more difficult to cope with.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:20:37 [Preview] No.294533 del
There are certain things which the body needs, and to deprive the body of such would be very unwise.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:20:45 [Preview] No.294534 del
Yeah thats what I do.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:24:21 [Preview] No.294536 del
Because the decision is not based on what I think, it's based on their criteria.
To make a fair case I need to know what criteria my appeal will be assessed upon, if I don't know the rules I'm going to get fucked again.
I went into the office and asked them, they told me to go online and clearly didn't want me there.
How do you make a complaint? I looked at the website and it's confusing- Is a complaint separate to an appeal?
I'm looking for a local GP, but it's just a list of Mohameds and Singhs- I would like to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and to some extent beggars can't be choosers- but I've had a series of bad experiences with foreign doctors.
My last GP actually botched a minor operation I had and got barred, the last one just berated me like a child and literally offered no services and refused to give me a referral.
Some people hearing this might assume that I am uncivil or have in some way brought this upon myself- but this is not the case.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:29:33 [Preview] No.294537 del
Make that appeal right now and stop making all these ludicrous excuses for inaction and helplessness. You are not putting on a good show at all old chap.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:44:24 [Preview] No.294538 del
> but I've had a series of bad experiences with foreign doctors
I have had the same problem with white aussie doctors over the last 20 years or so, that includes doctors in Emergency.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:50:13 [Preview] No.294539 del
>How do you make a complaint?
You either ring the number for the complaint:

But if you don't want to talk to them and are prepared to wait months, you can write to them:

>but I've had a series of bad experiences with foreign doctors.
Some can be terrible.
You need to have a history with them. Most will refuse to do something unless the justification is 100% clear with them or you have evidence in your history about the issues.

Some of the better clinics have a selective bulk-billing policy. That is they charge clients, but not those on Cenno who show their health care card and Disability card from Cenno. Those doctors are often better.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:50:29 [Preview] No.294540 del
Live to wank, or wank to live

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:53:10 [Preview] No.294541 del
Live to be wanked

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:54:40 [Preview] No.294542 del
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You need a more inclusive philosophy that includes self-sucking

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:55:05 [Preview] No.294543 del
having a cup of hydro before workshop

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:58:50 [Preview] No.294544 del
put it in the mike

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 04:00:53 [Preview] No.294545 del
I'll mike your hydro

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 04:04:11 [Preview] No.294546 del
Lando won't appreciate that.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 04:08:49 [Preview] No.294547 del
Thinking of downloading and watching Kath & Kim so I can better understand you neets from bad homes.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 04:12:24 [Preview] No.294548 del
>Kath & Kim
I never really liked that show. It is the bourgeois trying to do a funny while living reasonably productive lives. I don't see the connection to NEETs.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 04:26:02 [Preview] No.294549 del
Right up the coight

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 04:36:04 [Preview] No.294550 del
That old cunt actually suggested that i purchase a house in town AND a place in the country for recreation.
What a madlad.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 04:36:04 [Preview] No.294551 del
That old cunt actually suggested that i purchase a house in town AND a place in the country for recreation.
What a madlad.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 04:41:11 [Preview] No.294552 del
That's probably what he did. We need to ask the Hungarian fella why this site is allowing these double posts. Are you using a VPN?

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 04:56:53 [Preview] No.294553 del
sorry my finger slipped and I double clicked reply

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 04:58:36 [Preview] No.294554 del
I'm filling out the form, but again without knowing on what basis to appeal the decision it is not easy.
Imagine getting an essay with no marking criteria and if you get it wrong you loose $1000.
I've got to get this right.
It may just be down to luck, we can only move forward based on our own experiences.
There is a large delay when writing?
That is very helpfull NEET, does calling them mean you can't also write?
I'm just aware that last time I called I couldn't communicate with the representative and after 15 minutes of going around in circles he told me that it was my problem.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 04:59:38 [Preview] No.294555 del
Yeah, I dont get how such a smart successful man could be so myopic that he tells me all this fake shit he pulled to get where he is. Does he think I cant put 2 + 2 together?

I dont hate lando but he's a terminal velocity boomer and i hate them a lot.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:06:46 [Preview] No.294556 del
Might stay sober tonight

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:07:21 [Preview] No.294557 del
Valentine's Day falls on a Sunday this year.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:07:32 [Preview] No.294558 del
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NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:08:02 [Preview] No.294559 del
Going to drive to Melbourne and slam Sperg's leg in the car door.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:08:53 [Preview] No.294560 del
Pigs might fly too.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:10:15 [Preview] No.294561 del
I wonder what gift Webby has planned for the HA.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:11:57 [Preview] No.294562 del
Slap some sense into Monk while you're down here.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:13:09 [Preview] No.294563 del
Sperg and I could tag-team him.
(Not in that way)

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:15:59 [Preview] No.294564 del
I really need to get a bit of sobriety. Last nights standards did a number on me.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:16:49 [Preview] No.294565 del
get a bit of sobriety going*

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:20:52 [Preview] No.294566 del
Nothing. It's up to her from this point. Short of getting cuddley, there's nothing else I can do.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:23:24 [Preview] No.294567 del
>There is a large delay when writing?
Yes. I wrote a letter in June/July last year and got a reply in November. It wasn't even signed or had the person name just a phone number to explain their decision. Part of the reason I am going to Commonwealth Ombudsman.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:23:39 [Preview] No.294568 del
>a terminal velocity boomer and i hate them a lot.
Mike Lando has his ups and down.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:24:34 [Preview] No.294569 del
Healthy smile.



NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:31:26 [Preview] No.294570 del
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My new interest on Reddit is looking up stories of people asking people selling things and wanting them for free or accepting donations of really specific items (i.e. need a computer, must be no older than 1 to 2 years old with good graphics card)

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:33:34 [Preview] No.294571 del
there are screenshots of single mothers who try guilting men who are selling things into giving them away or selling at a drastic discount
then say things like "you have ruined my child's christmas"

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:38:38 [Preview] No.294572 del
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Test strips turned up, good news is that I am not pregnant.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:40:21 [Preview] No.294573 del
but are you in ketosis or on crack?

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:41:10 [Preview] No.294574 del
Those posts make me laugh too.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:41:31 [Preview] No.294575 del

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:52:12 [Preview] No.294576 del
Nuro wanked while listening to Massive Attack once

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:52:33 [Preview] No.294577 del
Another good one is MaliciousCompliance of people following work instructions to the letter.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 05:59:48 [Preview] No.294578 del
I should check it out, because I've done that sort of thing just to be a cunt.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:07:44 [Preview] No.294580 del
Yes, I just read that.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:14:16 [Preview] No.294581 del
Those Pregnancy tests are not 100% accurate

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:16:59 [Preview] No.294582 del
At least it's
>Helping to create a better future
For him.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:18:22 [Preview] No.294583 del
Nuro wrote a javascript to do a speedrun on ebay once

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:19:41 [Preview] No.294584 del
It's worth it.
>valentines day
More like forever alone day
You're going all the way with it huh? It's a shame you have to.
I tried to actually give a couch away and had six people in a row say they would come and pick it up and then just not show up.
Turns out thousands of fags try to guilt people into getting free shit and then re-list to make a few bucks.
The state of Australia.
I actually used to sell products but had to give up online because of the bombardment of begging.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:19:59 [Preview] No.294585 del
I thought that was called sniping?

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:25:15 [Preview] No.294586 del
>You're going all the way with it huh? It's a shame you have to.
The person that reviewed my claim didn't even read it entirely. I can tell you this as they sent their review letter to my nominee. I know I didn't request this as the first knock back letter was only sent to me. They couldn't even write their name on the letter. It just has:


That was after waiting months.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:26:07 [Preview] No.294587 del
>I actually used to sell products but had to give up online because of the bombardment of begging.
I also do not sell because I am concerned about the scammers.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:26:51 [Preview] No.294588 del
A Machiavellian set.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:29:18 [Preview] No.294589 del
>I also do not sell because I am concerned about the scammers.
I wouldn't sell anything worth more than $200, but under that I'd be happy. Guarantee I'm better armed than the fucker trying to scam/rob me.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:36:18 [Preview] No.294590 del
This one has been posted before.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:43:15 [Preview] No.294591 del
That's pretty poor.
I'm only out of work because I lost my job because of the lockdown, so I'm shitty that everyone is being messed around.
Last week cenno wanted to digitally profile my voice- fuck that.
I had my fair share as well
>threatening spam emails
>buyer using the product once/for selfies, breaking it, attempting to get a refund
>buyer blackmail for bad reviews (pay pal me $50 or you get a bad review)
I gave up because online platforms offer no protection to sellers and are only interested in keeping as many buyers as they can because they make money datamining them.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:52:51 [Preview] No.294592 del
Some also give you purchase/refund protection with extended warranty

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:54:14 [Preview] No.294593 del
A standard afternoon.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:54:50 [Preview] No.294594 del
Half a BBQ chook down the hatch.
Will take the other half to work tomorrow. Babby's first (recent) meal prep.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 06:59:34 [Preview] No.294595 del
This thread has been really slow. I blame Nuro.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:00:51 [Preview] No.294596 del
Cruisey or other SA BEST A NEETs: Have you ever been to the Seaton Ramblers Football Club?
I need to go there tomorrow evening.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:01:17 [Preview] No.294597 del
Nuro copped the blamed for an event that was not related to him once.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:02:30 [Preview] No.294598 del
Possum shit-talked Weber on audio tape for seven (7) minutes once.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:03:04 [Preview] No.294599 del
He picked the Pepe and the thread title.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:04:20 [Preview] No.294600 del
Poor lifestyle choices
Good pepe choices

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:05:46 [Preview] No.294601 del
Standardised units of shame.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:06:02 [Preview] No.294602 del
The Duality of NEET

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:06:34 [Preview] No.294603 del
Heavy hangers on his shoulders.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:08:06 [Preview] No.294604 del
I like this slower pace tbh, especially when the discussion seems to be a of a higher quality more often. Not all of it but it is more often.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:09:23 [Preview] No.294605 del
I want to teach Possum the banjo.
Sit behind him.
Gently place his fingers on the strings and frets.
Breathe in his scent.
Listen to his heart beat.
Berate his lack of practice.
Shame his lack of natural ability.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:10:18 [Preview] No.294606 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yaBZC9t9Q3o [Embed]

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:12:57 [Preview] No.294607 del

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:14:16 [Preview] No.294608 del
I do not like the top part of it.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:17:11 [Preview] No.294609 del
The magazine?
The Bren also had a top-mount magazine. Reasons/Positive are mentioned in the video.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:24:32 [Preview] No.294610 del
>The magazine?

>Reasons/Positive are mentioned in the video
Understandably justified for the conditions it would be used in. I still do not like it even though it seems to be better functionally.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:29:12 [Preview] No.294611 del
They are actually called a "clip". That is a common mistake amateurs make.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:34:47 [Preview] No.294612 del
my mistake

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:41:20 [Preview] No.294613 del
I got clipped while reading a magazine once.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:42:09 [Preview] No.294614 del
>This thread has been really slow. I blame Nuro.
Ok ill accept the blame. Now what cunty ?


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:43:45 [Preview] No.294615 del
we need the hour of power every hour

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:45:26 [Preview] No.294616 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wyC-F3pjBXc [Embed]

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:46:43 [Preview] No.294617 del
using my power i sell it by the hour on discord

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:49:22 [Preview] No.294618 del
Oh boy.
>Now what cunty ?
I suppose that NEET wants you to make more posts.
26 degrees today in Shitbourne, went for a long walk, went to Box Hill again, bought myself some dumplings and tea for lunch then sat around and watched all the Chinese go about their business, came home and made myself an egg sandwich, trying out a keyboard I've had gathering dust for a while, it's nice to type on but I don't think it will be good to use for playing games.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:50:31 [Preview] No.294619 del
fuck I could go for a beer

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:51:58 [Preview] No.294620 del
just give in already
we already had no hope for you

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:53:16 [Preview] No.294621 del
Do you have nothing better to do?
I used to be a drunk and honestly it was just boredom

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:53:26 [Preview] No.294622 del
> box hill
for what purpose ?

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:58:09 [Preview] No.294623 del
>for what purpose ?
Mostly out of nostalgia, I used to go there a lot as a teenager and driving through there yesterday gave me a lot of flashbacks.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:58:20 [Preview] No.294624 del

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:58:31 [Preview] No.294625 del
I’m having one now.

Same I reckon. Makes the venetians a bit more interesting.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 07:58:48 [Preview] No.294626 del
chafed arse crack

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 08:03:48 [Preview] No.294627 del
Apply a soothing lotion.

NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 08:04:18 [Preview] No.294628 del
kek who ever posted this image on wikipedia is based
> rich affluent mask wearing chinks
> homeless australians begging


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 08:05:59 [Preview] No.