happy birthday

>>295748
>>295731
No, rego coming up (211), power bill coming up (est. 300), 100 bucks for internet and phone.

I do know that I should knock it out asap but there's no interest. If I am up at the end of the month I'll pour whats left into the card.

Oh, and the rent is 1100 basically

>>295731
Roughly 50% of my earnings go to rent

>>295750
You said you earn $50k and you have $1750 for rent this month...
(1750x12)/50,000 = 0.42

>>295752
earnings earnings or welfare earnings?

>>295755
I'm on cenno but I also work 6 hours a week

>>295753
I mean 1750 for all that shit I listed.

It's 0.26, better than I thought

>>295756
Yeah, that's a bit different to numbnuts the alco.

>>295758
>numbnuts the alco
who?

>>295757
That's better. Rental stress is any amount over 1/3 of your income.

Fuck you weber you rich cunt!!

>>295753
>(1750x12)/50,000 = 0.42
Look a this einstein neet with his math and shit.

Is this key the disability for toilets and stuff?

>>295761
I swear to Gxd, Monk...

>>295726
I can into locks, even scary looking ones.
What's wrong with it?
Key stuck inside, key won't go in, not aligned with door?

>>295768
bandofhorses/Lana
2sad4me

>>295769
Please read the previous thread then come back here.

>>295763
not so fast.

>>295719
Never been to that one actually.

weber eats my soup every night in bed

Cleaned my desk

Messed up a NEETs desk

I wish I had some soup.

>>295778
only weber can eat the soup

Having a go at using the oven for a second time.
Didn't know what the red light was for and kept adjusting the temperate the first time. Hope it works.

>>295775
Weber only likes one type of soup and a scholar of NEETlore knows what this is.

>>295780
The light goes out when it's to temperature and then cycles as the thermostat cuts in and out.

>>295781
Clam chowder.

only soft cunts need the aircon

>>295784
Hot dream.

>>295783
This is... incorrect.

>>295782
A NEET explained this. I've never used an old oven before.
From the old manual/portable thermostat inside, the temperate is offset by 100 degrees on the dial.
Watching it like a hawk. The lights come back on.

>>295788
What the fuck? What model is the oven? You don't need to subtract temperatures from the dial or anything.

I'm in the mood for a second dinner

>>295771
?

>>295790
Soup?

>>295789
It's from like the 60s? It's an original vulcan thing.
Looks like this

>>295793
You should get an air fryer

>>295794
Actually a good idea.

>>295793
jesus fucking christ...

>>295794
i can hear the based one reeeeeeing in the distance

The JustCuts hairdresser has left my hair uneven at the back. It's clearly longer on the right side

>>295798
I cut my hair myself and I'm very insecure about that.
The right side at the back is always more cooperative than the left for some reason.

Does nuro cook stuff apart from putting lumps of meat in the oven?

>>295793
Could fit a jew or two in that

>>295800
wow... okay... he also cooks hashbrowns and puts olives on them

>>295800
He also puts finely diced pieces of potato/sweet potato into the oven

>>295800
he also combines hot hash browns with cold shit like olives and sundried tomato

>>295784
I once wound up being homeless because I spent my rent money on getting possum to do all that to me. It was worth it.

>>295793
are you the neet who lives with grandparents?

Nuro taught a chef a thing or two about cooking once.

Possum misdirected me once.

>>295805
The only unbelievable bit is that you needed to pay him.

>>295806
I'm mong

>>295809
"If you are good at something don't give it away for free"

I poured a big glass of goon and then remembered I am going to the gym soon.
I should be fine but it is probably not ideal because of blood pressure and balance.

>>295810
You spend $1750 a month on rent for this piece of shit?

>>295812
just do those sitting down leg machines

>>295813
Like I said, 1100.
That's how much a 1 bedroom costs. What do you think I'm gonna do, live with other people?

>>295815
my fucking primary mortgage is $596 a month

>>295815
you could buy a new oven for that
push that one out the window

>>295815
nuro does

>>295815
Not him but you living with other people and having them shame you would improve your life from relapsing to the boonglyfe

>>295815
>live with other people?
All the more anuses to play with.

>>295726
Graphite works pretty good.

>>295801
Keks in right wing death squad

>>295819
they'd kick him out and take out restraining orders, like happened to nuro 4 times in the past 12 months

Webby have you thought about what you will be getting the HA for Valentine's day yet

>>295824
I told her a few days ago it fell on a Sunday and didn't count as we're just colleagues.

>>295823
This, I reckon they'd kick me out even if I was sober as a judge. People can only stand me in short bursts.

>>295826
>People can only stand me in short bursts.
who says /ausneets/ is intolerant
we've put up with your shit for years

>>295825
>and didn't count as we're just colleagues
But you need to become more than colleagues

>>295823
None of that was THE BASED ONE's fault of course.

Neets are supposed to be living with their mummybots, but I get the feeling most of us don't.

The complement of a NEET set.

>>295831
Has nuro ever said what happened to his mummybat?

>>295829
she's wearing the braclet I gave her for xmas pretty much daily
should prolly just check her oil next time she's in the car
the doors lock automatically on the commie, it's pretty sweet in that regard

>>295832
>>295832
Happiness, success, work ethic, a purpose in life, gf, sanity, social skills, confidence.

>>295833
He probably murdered her when he was 6 and got given a new identity.

>>295836
Was it her or his step-mother that he claimed to have slapped for not being BASED AND REDPILLED enough?

>>295837
i doubt he even remembers

Nuro died after overdosing on Alex Jone's Super-Male Vitality once.

Nuro doesn't masturbate.

Nuros Alex Jones package got caught up in customs once.

Could be worse, 35 minutes with the temperature fluctuating like ~50 degrees at times because I checked it thrice.
Lets see how it tastes, didn't flip it of course.

i know how to fast travel

>>295839
I wonder if he saw the clip of Alex going spastic at the horned viking Qanon wanker the other week?

>>295842
Big wedges.

>>295842
They're raw.
With an old fuck oven like that, you lose like 20 minutes every time you crack the door.

>>295840
When nuro first arrived he kept posting webms of some late 2000s porno that took several weeks to download through a nearly dead torrent. He seems to quite like mid to late 2000s American foot porn.

>>295846
They're definitely underdone a bit.
Good enough.

>>295842
I par-boil

>>295834
You better get her something like this, cause I think she will be disappointed if you don't get her anything, doesn't matter what she says.

>>295842
If you live on ground level or have a decent balcony, get one of those cheap-arse jumbuck weber equivalents from bunnings and just grill shit. With the lid on it works practically the same as oven times on packaging anyway.

>>295842
Just parboil them first.

>>295850
It's a Sunday. That would mean either picking her up for brunch/lunch/dinner and facing the fucking tribe.

>>295854
Does she work Sundays?

>>295851
Yeah I was thinking about that a few months ago. My balcony is perfect for it. Could do some good grilled chicken meal prep or something

>>295854
>tribe
are we talking about a jewess?

>>295842
My eyes have detected an EXOTIC FRUIT in that fruit bowl.

i might buy a cheap barbecue for myself...

>>295855
no, she works monday through friday like any sane person

>>295857
indians
her sister lives in the identical house next door and they have her brother and his family from india staying because they came over on holiday before covid started and now they can't leave

>>295858
4 bucks 50 for one fucking dragonfruit. A treat to myself.

>>295860
I was under the impression that the tribe were a group of judgemental work colleagues that you would need to face in order to pick her up

>>295850
This
>>295859
All you need is a fire and some kind of grill plate.

>>295861
Are they friendly?

>>295856
yes, you can easily grill 6 or 7 chicken tits or 4 tits and 3 steaks or something with a bit of time management

>>295865
her sister, neetu, is very nice
haven't met the brother, but there's a good chance he's a "I'm head of the family" pajeet cunt
things will go bad quickly if he pulls that shit

>>295854
Ask her out for a coffee in the morning, that no way dinner date, and just say I know I said no gifts, but I thought I might get you a little something, or something to that effect.

>>295868
>but there's a good chance he's a "I'm head of the family" pajeet cunt
I doubt he'll be like that

Can't finish the taters

>>295870
they're worse than wogs when it comes to male and female roles
he expects his sisters to cook for him every night
literally can't even microwave something

>>295872
That is true but they are usually very welcoming of guests

>>295871
nuke em for a bit

>>295874
I mean, I'm full. Already had that much of the tear and share.

Webby does she fellow a particular sect (sampradaya) of Hinduism?

>>295875
oh that's alright then

Really not tired for 8:40.
Sleep anxiety is setting in.

>>295842
>>295868
>>295870
Just fuck her in front of him and then bend him over and give him some of that action to. Gotta show him you're the alpha male the way the ancient Aryans did 6000 years ago.
Careful whatyou do however as e might get some like super strength of something fro,m all that juicty weber cum

>>295871
I like them cold with tomato sauce the next day.

>>295878
Just come to SA as it is only 8:11 here.

>>295878
>Sleep anxiety is setting in.
I too get spooked as the time to sleep approaches

>>295876
She is Hindu and goes to temple once a week. I don't know about specific sects of Hinduism.
I know she's not in any sort of fundamentalist stream because she said back in India they always welcomed lower caste and untouchables into theit home and stuff and didn't give a fuck about convention.
Also doesn't hate Seikhs even though one murdered her father and uncle when the president was assisinated back in the 80's.

>>295878
Have a read or a watch or a night walk

off to the gym now
I am feelign that goon (BIG GLASS) and I hope it doesn't affect me too much. I am having trouble with my typing but hopefully this doesn't carry over to my gross motor skills.

Webby played hard to get with me and blamed it on the day of the week once.

>>295885
do the leggies and teh armies
gently

>>295834
>the doors lock automatically
No escape.

>>295887
Where does a general keep his armies?
In his sleevies

>>295885
Mate, even I don't do that

>>295884
Not feeling a wank. Few grams of valerian root and a heinie going down before the seroquel. Might have a watch

>>295889
NEET that was old when I went to school, and thats a long time ago.

>>295891
Unless you're 10k, I'm older than you.

Weber and 10K invented a joke pun about generals and their arms in the early 1980s once.

>>295892
Not 10k, but I am the oldest neet here, I was even the oldest back at /aus

>>295894
You must be 60 now?

i have arrived but will remain non nonchalant

>>295896
>[autism] non nonchalant [/autsim]
well you fucked that up, dumb dumb

>>295896
Evening Nuro. Looking based as usual.

>>295897
ok how do i delete posts here ? it always asks for a password. give me a QRD

>>295895
Getting close

>>295899
unless you set one when you posted (up the top), you aren't deleting anything

>>295899
> it always asks for a password.
It is Pa$$word, don't tell anyone.

It'll work now. I disabled it because posts at one stage were being deleted because people regretted them. No personal information just regretting they posted something. If you didn't take the time to reread a post my perspective was too bad, so sad. Not a comment about it since.

>>295905
kek

>>295906
then why undo it suddenly?

>>295906
Can I (not nuro) delete posts by nuro?

>>295908
I assumed it stopped and it was always an enabled option. I didn't like that this place was becoming their blogspot that they could deleted their cringe in the morning. So I disabled it.

>>295909
Users can delete their own posts.

Fark. Started learning guitar chords on rocksmith and I discovered my stupid fingers are too short and fat to play chords properly. Why didn't somebody tell me I need long thin fingers to play the electric guitar? I'll bet, years ago, those jews at the music store were laughing at me when I bought it, sniggering to each other as they sold it to me and making covert 'fat hands' signs at each other. They knew I'd never be able to play it properly.

>>295911
can you give me the magical powers I seek?

>>295905
topkek

>>295911
cringe

>>295913
Probably not. There is a fellow that might with his wares.

>>295915
That's the name of the option next to the checkbox.

>>295912
Couldn't you modify how you play it?

only a bitch nigger would delete their posts

>>295919
My thoughts exactly.

>>295912
They'll get used to it with time.
Pick up a fucking banjo. The nut is 1.25" wide.

>>295919
>bitch nigger
Nuro called me this once.

>>295900
Post your grey nads.

Good night NEETs. Sleep well.

>>295924
Night

>>295924
Good night fellow poster.

Stimulatory nightmare.

Goodnight NEETs

>>295928
night you flat nosed beehutch

>>295928
Gook night.

nithgla all

>>295928
POLITELY EAT POO

Having an attempt at sleep.
Night

>>295933
Good luck NEET. Count sheep.

The board is really monged tonight. based

Today is a sad day, for at it's closure I can count not one bean which was consumed.

>>295912
Nonsense, you can still do it.

Also what kind of guitar do you have?

>>295935
JUST KING COBRA MY DAY UP

A scheming set.

A plump pair

>>295937
It's a yamaha eg112c. I presume it was the cheapest guitar in australia when I bought it.

>>295941
It's fine for a first guitar, but if you keep practicing and get good, next guitar get something with a 25.5" scale, more space for your chonky fingers.

got the assortment of cheeses out of the fridge

>>295943
And what of the crackers?

>>295943
JUST ATE ALL THE OLIVES

>>295944
not yet

>>295945
fat pig

A massive gremlin offensive has been launched. Defences are overrun.

>>295928
>>295931
>>295933
Night.

>>295936
You can nibble my bean.

>>295947
Que ? why do you think im fat ?

>>295951
We all know. It's fine, we're very accepting of fatties.

>>295953
lel fat possum is angry and fat

>>295951
You eat too many olives.

>>295936
Near the end of last thread some noot was finna eat some baked beans

Possum is voluptuous.

>>295957
He prefers Rubenesque.

>>295955
>>295952
i am an alcho and imobolised for the past year and barely cracked tripple digits faggot

>>295959
You have your own gravitational pull, you fat bitch.

>>295956
This brings me some comfort
>>295960
Are you from a bad home NEET?

am i supposed to eat the red stuff around the cheese or

>>295959
We must admit, you do handle your alcohol magnitudes better than Monk.

>>295961
Two (you) ‘s: the dichotomy of noot

>>295962
That's wax nigga.

>>295962
No, stupid

Maybe I should start actually calorie counting again. I think the two meals, two snacks and a few beverage might be for more calories than I need burn off the arse.

>>295968
But we eat lots of food because it tastes nice. What's wrong with that

>>295951
I feel like shit all the time and will probably die young if I don't change.

>>295969
If God didn't want us to eat heartily, he wouldn't have created 7xl tshirts, now would He?

>>295951
In one your recent webms or pics I can't quite remember you had sausage fingers and fat bloated hands. Since you tend to act like a fuckhead neets brought it up.

>>295970
How much do you weigh?

>>295973
125kg

>>295974
Quit sugar

>>295965
>>295966
it tastes like cheese tbh

>>295974
132kg here

>>295975
Cut out blatant junkfood which has massively reduced my sugar intake.

>>295978
You on the weight loss train too?

Hefty NEETs.

I'm passing some rather pleasant farts.

>>295980
Yup

>>295959
Calm down, it was a joke you mong.

Flavourtown deprivation torture.

>>295972
>In one your recent webms or pics I can't quite remember
wew thats some wicked testimonial there fuckwit

>>295984
I AM ZEN MOTHERFUCKER

I don't think I'll go to JustCuts again

>>295979
good job NEET.
I cut super dense foods like sugar, butter and oil- there are other ways but it's probably the easiest.

Australians also intake a lot of carbs with alcohol, switching to mojitos or low carb beer, straight whiskey or something can cut out a huge chunk of carbs without you really noticing

goodnight neets

>>295992
goodnight neet

Cooked some schnitzels, salad and pasta salad.
Schnitzels freeze well because the meat is processed, so you can buy them on special and freeze a ton of them

>>295994
Well done NEET.

Still can’t sleep
Only 3 seroquels left
Not nice

>>295996
I bet you haven't even tried counting sheep. It works.

Can't sleep either. Today's (yesterday) sicky was mostly because I only got 3 hours sleep. I can see the same thing happening tonight.

>>295998
Did you sleep during the day today?

Fourth Imodium down the hatch. The gremlins are wreaking havoc in there. I feel horrible.

I am off to bed NEETs. I hope the insomnia NEETs manage to get some sleep.

Fuck. Insomnia strikes again. What have I done to deserve this?

>>296002
I’m up too bro

Just went to get a pack of purples, don’t wanna risk taking the 3 seroquel I have by themselves. I’ll chuck a sickie tomorrow too but I’m gonna have to probably go to the hospital and beg them for more seroquel or try to make the case that I’m having a serious manic episode and get some real drugs.
This is all just so fucked up. I hate to say it but, why me? This life could be so much better if I could just get some fucking sleep

>>296003
>Just went to get a pack of purples, don’t wanna risk taking the 3 seroquel I have by themselves
I wasn't aware it was risky not having alcohol to have with medication lol

You're in a rough spot. Just going to have to ride it out. It will pass eventually.

>>296004
It’s risky when you’re practically dependant on it to sleep at least

The seroquel is gone. We enter unknown nuro chemical territory for the first time in many years

Morning all.
I knew he’d drink last night

>>296001
This picture is a fucking monstrosity.
What were they thinking.
It should be used for the next OP

Good morning friends
>>296007
Morning

>>296009
mordnings

>>296007
>>296010
>>296009
Morning neeties. 132kg this morning.

21 and a shower in adelaide

>>296010
>>296011
Morngingns

Possum complimented my FUPA once.

>>296014
He commented, not complimented.

Covid killed the magician with the white tiger from the simpsons.

>>296016
the simpsongs is not real life mate

>>296016
Finally, someone famous died. I was beginning to think the whole virus was just a meme, not much different to the flu.

Fathollah is picking up your order
fat hole ah

>>295950
>t. KindNEET

>>295953
Interesting Pepe.

>>295958
>Rubenesque.
I like that word.

>>295968
I wouldn't have snacks.

>>295982
Lovely.

>>295988
Because he is executive he is prohibited?

>>295989
kek

>>296000
Have you tried exercise, sometimes that is good for getting the body going?

>>296007
He needs it, craves it!

>>296011
Is that down from 133?

>>296015
Did he say it was Rubenesque?

>>296007
>>296009
>>296011
>>296013
Good morning NEETs.

>>296020
Morning

Better start getting ready, that day off did nothing/

>>296020
>Is that down from 133?
It's down from 137 at the start of the year.

>>296023
Well done.

McDonalds hired Possum exclusively to piss in their orange juice once.

>>296025
It really was a McHappy Day.

might need a poo soon

upgrade that to NOW

poo has been done

>>296030
Comfy.

>>296033
It was pretty good.
Made me wonder what happened to that NEET that bought an empty block of land.

>>296035
I hope that NEET is living the dream now.

Camden Park, SA BEST A

>>296038
kek

>>296015
lol

Gremlin attack first thing in the morning. Awful headache. I think I have food poisoning.

US DOJ makes clear that if anyone had a mobile phone on inside the Capitol on Jan. 6, they will get caught.

>>296042
...and they’re worried about microchips in the covid vaccine

>>296042
I think there is more important political news
>Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner spent $100,000 of taxpayer money renting a bathroom so Secret Service agents didn't have to use theirs
>> Law-enforcement officials told The Post that the president’s daughter and his son-in-law barred the Secret Service agents from using their 6.5 bathrooms when they first moved into their mansion in Washington, DC, in 2017.
https://www.businessinsider.com.au/ivanka-trump-jared-kushner-100k-bathroom-rental-for-secret-service-2021-1

>>296044
Snobs

>>296045
This article represents the real threat to communism to America:
> 'Hello nice FBI lady': Alleged rioter's extraordinary email
>>One of the people arrested in the Capitol riot allegedly sent proof he had violated the law directly to the FBI in an extraordinary email.
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/donald-trump-impeachment-debate-starts-republicans-reportedly-afraid-for-their-lives/live-coverage/4bd0844d779bee74e074a1690dc06304

>>296044
Good on them. I would not want a parade of strangers coming in and out of my house and fouling up my bathroom. The servants should know their place.

>>296048
So, if they got shot because the Secret Service agents needed to run down the street to Obama's old house that wouldn't be an issue?

>>296049
they have like 8 SS guards each

>>296051
Good morning Nuro.

>>296052
sappening ?

>>296050
Each person of the household had three bathrooms each.

>>296051
Good morning Nuro.

>>296053
I am not up to much. What is on your agenda for today?

>>296055
mornin'

>>296056
got called into work, manning the shop while bossman is getting a contrast enhanced catscan

lancia ignition glitched on the way in again, it seems i need a new distributor cap and rotor, my car hates the salty air up here

It is time for me to have a shower.

>>296003
Why is the doc so reluctant to prescribe seroquel? It's not like it's a benzo

>>296058
Did you have a big wank?

>>296059
because he knows how shit of a drug it is... its the chemical equivelent of getting hit with a brick

>>296059
Probably because they have not received paperwork from the specialists confirming his diagnosis. Him not seeing the psychiatrists because of cost previously has caused him compounding problems.

You can find estimated wait time for psychiatrists on this website if anyone is interested, it can tailored to your area and conditions:
https://www.yourhealthinmind.org/find-a-psychiatrist/

I managed to sleep. Feels good. Now to hunt down that little pink pill.

>>296062
GPs regularly prescribe seroquel for sleeping issues

>>296059
The list of side effects of seroquel is pretty horrible.

>>296065
It's only approved for thecuddleutic use in:
>Bipolar disorder Schizophrenia (adults and adolescents aged 13 to 17 years)
>Bipolar disorder
>Schizophrenia
>Major depressive disorder
>Generalised anxiety disorder
https://www.tga.gov.au/sites/default/files/auspar-seroquel.pdf

Most instances it is for dealing with episodes, ongoing maintenance of these conditions and or cases where medication to treat these conditions has failed.

Having a 750ml Dare Double Espresso (No Sugar Added)

>>296068
It's used off label all the time for sleeping. Monk needs to find a better GP that will happily prescribe him seroquel, or get his bipolar diagnosis formalised

Suicidal thoughts from the cage.
Freedom would fix nothing.

>>296070
>It's used off label all the time for sleeping.
The doctor could be sued and lose their license for prescribing medication for non-thecuddleutic purposes.

Although increased swings in mood and ongoing irritability >>296071 could meet many of these conditions, especially Generalised Anxiety Disorder as it has been going on for at least a year.

Made two rolls with Hungarian salami and cheddar cheese for lunch.

>>296062
This, I haven't seen a psychiatrist in years because I didn't really need to. I had actually got down to half a pill a day at one point but couldn't get any further.
GPs don't actually prescribe it, they just write the refills. And it seems you can't just go into any GP and have them see your previous prescriptions and diagnosis and history etc, this is fucked up and totally 3rd world in my opinion.

Seroquel is also very commonly prescribed for sleep issues. I can't find the graph for it but there's a huge spike in prescriptions sometime in the 2000s. Assholes.
Going to try two GPs and then its off to however many hospitals it takes, I'll have to plead my case to the ER GP like he's a judge; me wanting my sleeping pills, him thinking I'm abusing them or selling them or something.

If you suffer from insomnia can't you just get prescribed proper sleeping pills instead of an off-label anti-psychhotic?

>>296075
Yes, if I find a psychiatrist. The one I've found so far is available in March.

>>296007
I made it to 2am.

>>296075
I am not a doctor but sleeping pills will probably will be for temporary relief. If you wanted an ongoing supply chances are it would need to be through a psychiatrist.

>>296076
If you get hooked onto sleep pills it will be even harder to get off them.

Pajeet is going to take 7 hours to give me a telehealth consultation.
Now for the next GP.

No available bookings for the second GP. Hospital it is.

>>296080
Then straight to Dan's?

I hope you've got your mask.

havent had any monster today
big headache

>>296083
Second black instant cooling down at the moment.

>>296083
That is very good to hear you have not had one (1).

Watching a documentary on Crack on Netflix and this came up:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ [Embed]

oh she's back https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/jana-hocking-reveals-secret-flirting-technique-used-by-women/news-story/f834bb2c5bfc16d229f4aa4fe0be9046

The media really wants this to be the work of the husband, and not another crazy mother.

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/neighbours-in-shock-after-tullamarine-family-found-dead-inside-home/news-story/df5fdaa67e51ddad1ea306fd35ccb8be

>>296088
Poor bloke who lost his children I feel for him.

>>296089
Works his guts out to provide for them and she does that.

>>296074
>GPs don't actually prescribe it, they just write the refills
This isn't true, my first script was written by a GP

>>296076
How about seeing a psychiatrist through your uni? I know that it would be much cheaper since they bulk bill and you might be able to get in quicker

>>296093
Talk about impatience.

>>296095
I can imagine NEETs busting Cemen out of cat jail.

>>296094
The wait list is normally months and most of the time it is students who have graduated working towards their accreditation for psychology. You won't find a psychiatrist at university who treats patients unless it's through a teaching clinic.

>>296098
>semen
*Cemen

Hospital is more packed than last time

>>296101
Are you wearing a mask?

>>296101
do a cuddle

>>296101
Walk from room to room saying "Shitey?" until you find him.

>>296104
Hopefully his door is locked.

Yamaha R1M

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZGou8WMMfI8 [Embed]

>>296106
you didn't fall off

>>296102
Yes

>>296104
Lol good idea. Maybe he’s working at different hospitals often. I’ll be on the lookout for a 60kg looking neet.

>>296107
Yes.

Maybe shitey can help me jump the queue. I’m waiting for triage

>>296110
Yammy cross-plane brapper

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R1xCbQUiXHY [Embed]

>>296111
You really just want the pill room key.

Hope monk doesn't get put in the sperghouse

>>296114
It may be for his own good.

KFC needs me!
>THAT TIME ALREADY?
>> Check out the app for some icy arvo action.

>>296112
That's what I was looking forward in the video. More brapiness when shifting.

postie delivered a steering wheel puller kit

A woman getting triaged behind me who overheard the conversation gave me a slip of paper with “wim hof method” written on it.
I should ask her out

might have to put some pants on and go buy some monsters

>>296119
>“wim hof method”
Looks like >>296115

>>296120
Keep pushing through it and you'll feel better tomorrow if not the day after.

>>296120
You're giving me a monster in my pants.

>>296119
is she cute bro?

>>296119
>wim hof method
anagram of homothermic

>>296122
i have to go to air rifle tonight
i need these performance enhancing juices

>>296124
Not bad. She got hit by a car, great way to start a conversation

>>296126
Have on tonight, even cutting it down to one you will feel the difference. You need to cut down to reduce embalming process.

thinking about webbys air rifle

>>296127
possum strikes again

>>296127
Tell her "your flat out today" and ask her out for a drink tomorrow.

>>296129
I doubt it's for sexual.

>>296127
Tell her you like it when that wim hof guy encourages you "you're doing great man" and that it makes you smile.

>>296127
maybe a good root will sort out our ailments

>>296134
your*

skinwalker neet

I did a wim hof session once and my lungs felt like they were on the fire the next afternoon. I have asthma but the pain I had in my back felt similar to when I get very unwell. Reminds of the people who purportedly don't eat or drink but just breath air.

>>296137
>Reminds of the people who purportedly don't eat or drink but just breath air.

Those people are schizos, the wim hof thing is more like some intense breathing meditation, I don't know if it has any advantages over traditional breathing meditation, but meditation can actually be beneficial.

Might reinstall headspace

>>296138
>but meditation can actually be beneficial.
I agree and I do daily. Someone similar told me to try it and I did. I felt okay afterwards but the pain I experienced was not nice the next day. Perhaps I over did it but it felt bad man.

>>296139
The unemployment offer for free subscription is over unfortunately, if you didn't claim a year worth of subscription. If you want to make up a school as an 'educator' of NEETs you can also get free access but I am not sure if they audit the information you provide.

How fucked am I?

A fruit market worker saw me walking away from their very open fruit market which I could have come back to and paid later at, after putting stuff in my bag. It looked sus because I have autism xd. He says he will call the bolis or I pay double. I crumble around people so I pay double, but I have no cash on me so I'm forced to use a card.

I'm pretty sure they will report me anyway, and the word of a business against some nobody will result in the police raping my bunghole if they actually pursue it and, God forbid, look at the security footage of me going through the shop on that day.

On the other hand the police don't even respond to car thefts where I live and it's only like thirty dollars of items that magically disappeared. I feel like the security of the supermarket being alerted to it could escalate it though, but it would take effort.

For anyone with experience in these situations, what actually occurs usually?