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NEET General #296 - Your Lock Is Mine Edition NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:09:02 [Preview] No. 295726
What is technique for fixing a faulty lock?

OLD: >>294731


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:10:06 [Preview] No.295728 del
WD-40 Best Lube


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:14:58 [Preview] No.295746 del
happy birthday


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:15:25 [Preview] No.295748 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:16:06 [Preview] No.295749 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:16:23 [Preview] No.295750 del
>>295748
>>295731
No, rego coming up (211), power bill coming up (est. 300), 100 bucks for internet and phone.

I do know that I should knock it out asap but there's no interest. If I am up at the end of the month I'll pour whats left into the card.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:16:45 [Preview] No.295751 del
Oh, and the rent is 1100 basically


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:17:37 [Preview] No.295752 del
>>295731
Roughly 50% of my earnings go to rent


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:17:46 [Preview] No.295753 del
>>295750
You said you earn $50k and you have $1750 for rent this month...
(1750x12)/50,000 = 0.42


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:18:08 [Preview] No.295754 del
>>295752
oooooooooffffffff


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:18:31 [Preview] No.295755 del
>>295752
earnings earnings or welfare earnings?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:19:07 [Preview] No.295756 del
>>295755
I'm on cenno but I also work 6 hours a week


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:19:48 [Preview] No.295757 del
>>295753
I mean 1750 for all that shit I listed.

It's 0.26, better than I thought


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:20:00 [Preview] No.295758 del
>>295756
Yeah, that's a bit different to numbnuts the alco.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:20:43 [Preview] No.295759 del
>>295758
>numbnuts the alco
who?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:20:44 [Preview] No.295760 del
>>295757
That's better. Rental stress is any amount over 1/3 of your income.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:21:05 [Preview] No.295761 del
Fuck you weber you rich cunt!!


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:21:12 [Preview] No.295762 del
>>295753
>(1750x12)/50,000 = 0.42
Look a this einstein neet with his math and shit.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:21:38 [Preview] No.295763 del
YOUR COCK IS MINE!


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:22:33 [Preview] No.295764 del
Is this key the disability for toilets and stuff?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:23:33 [Preview] No.295765 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ayGwg0RvxDg [Embed]


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:24:44 [Preview] No.295766 del
>>295761
I swear to Gxd, Monk...


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:27:49 [Preview] No.295767 del
DON'T SAY WE'RE NOT MEANT TO BE
RUN BABY RUN


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:29:22 [Preview] No.295768 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DnqbNnnzbUA [Embed]


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:29:26 [Preview] No.295769 del
>>295726
I can into locks, even scary looking ones.
What's wrong with it?
Key stuck inside, key won't go in, not aligned with door?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:30:25 [Preview] No.295770 del
TWICE THE PISS
DOUBLE THE MISS


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:30:37 [Preview] No.295771 del
>>295768
bandofhorses/Lana
2sad4me


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:30:47 [Preview] No.295772 del
>>295769
Please read the previous thread then come back here.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:37:29 [Preview] No.295773 del
>>295763
not so fast.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:37:32 [Preview] No.295774 del
>>295719
Never been to that one actually.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:38:07 [Preview] No.295775 del
weber eats my soup every night in bed


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:39:11 [Preview] No.295776 del
Cleaned my desk


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:40:19 [Preview] No.295777 del
Messed up a NEETs desk


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:41:07 [Preview] No.295778 del
I wish I had some soup.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:42:19 [Preview] No.295779 del
>>295778
only weber can eat the soup


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:42:56 [Preview] No.295780 del
Having a go at using the oven for a second time.
Didn't know what the red light was for and kept adjusting the temperate the first time. Hope it works.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:45:10 [Preview] No.295781 del
>>295775
Weber only likes one type of soup and a scholar of NEETlore knows what this is.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:45:44 [Preview] No.295782 del
>>295780
The light goes out when it's to temperature and then cycles as the thermostat cuts in and out.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:45:48 [Preview] No.295783 del
>>295781
Clam chowder.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:46:26 [Preview] No.295784 del
>>295770
>be in a public toilet
>smells like bleach
>guy comes in, acting weird
>can't leave, fuck
>guy unzips while staring at me
>what the fuck
>He's twice my height
>crazy looking dude just turns around while pissing
>pisses on me
>pisses on floor
>pisses on wall behind me
>I can't move
>NANI
>he pushes a button above my head while still unzipped
>water pours down by face
>I am the urinal


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:49:36 [Preview] No.295785 del
only soft cunts need the aircon


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:50:04 [Preview] No.295786 del
>>295784
Hot dream.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:50:58 [Preview] No.295787 del
>>295783
This is... incorrect.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:52:27 [Preview] No.295788 del
>>295782
A NEET explained this. I've never used an old oven before.
From the old manual/portable thermostat inside, the temperate is offset by 100 degrees on the dial.
Watching it like a hawk. The lights come back on.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:55:39 [Preview] No.295789 del
>>295788
What the fuck? What model is the oven? You don't need to subtract temperatures from the dial or anything.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:57:02 [Preview] No.295790 del
I'm in the mood for a second dinner


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:58:03 [Preview] No.295791 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:58:53 [Preview] No.295792 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:59:26 [Preview] No.295793 del
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>>295789
It's from like the 60s? It's an original vulcan thing.
Looks like this


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:00:01 [Preview] No.295794 del
>>295793
You should get an air fryer


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:00:18 [Preview] No.295795 del
>>295794
Actually a good idea.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:00:52 [Preview] No.295796 del
>>295793
jesus fucking christ...


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:01:14 [Preview] No.295797 del
>>295794
i can hear the based one reeeeeeing in the distance


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:02:44 [Preview] No.295798 del
The JustCuts hairdresser has left my hair uneven at the back. It's clearly longer on the right side


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:04:35 [Preview] No.295799 del
>>295798
I cut my hair myself and I'm very insecure about that.
The right side at the back is always more cooperative than the left for some reason.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:05:00 [Preview] No.295800 del
Does nuro cook stuff apart from putting lumps of meat in the oven?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:05:04 [Preview] No.295801 del
>>295793
Could fit a jew or two in that


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:05:56 [Preview] No.295802 del
>>295800
wow... okay... he also cooks hashbrowns and puts olives on them


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:05:59 [Preview] No.295803 del
>>295800
He also puts finely diced pieces of potato/sweet potato into the oven


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:06:07 [Preview] No.295804 del
>>295800
he also combines hot hash browns with cold shit like olives and sundried tomato


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:07:22 [Preview] No.295805 del
>>295784
I once wound up being homeless because I spent my rent money on getting possum to do all that to me. It was worth it.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:07:33 [Preview] No.295806 del
>>295793
are you the neet who lives with grandparents?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:07:38 [Preview] No.295807 del
Nuro taught a chef a thing or two about cooking once.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:08:01 [Preview] No.295808 del
Possum misdirected me once.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:08:54 [Preview] No.295809 del
>>295805
The only unbelievable bit is that you needed to pay him.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:09:43 [Preview] No.295810 del
>>295806
I'm mong


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:09:46 [Preview] No.295811 del
>>295809
"If you are good at something don't give it away for free"


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:10:01 [Preview] No.295812 del
I poured a big glass of goon and then remembered I am going to the gym soon.
I should be fine but it is probably not ideal because of blood pressure and balance.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:10:13 [Preview] No.295813 del
>>295810
You spend $1750 a month on rent for this piece of shit?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:10:44 [Preview] No.295814 del
>>295812
just do those sitting down leg machines


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:11:20 [Preview] No.295815 del
>>295813
Like I said, 1100.
That's how much a 1 bedroom costs. What do you think I'm gonna do, live with other people?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:12:07 [Preview] No.295816 del
>>295815
my fucking primary mortgage is $596 a month


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:12:35 [Preview] No.295817 del
>>295815
you could buy a new oven for that
push that one out the window


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:12:40 [Preview] No.295818 del
>>295815
nuro does


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:13:25 [Preview] No.295819 del
>>295815
Not him but you living with other people and having them shame you would improve your life from relapsing to the boonglyfe


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:13:36 [Preview] No.295820 del
>>295815
>live with other people?
All the more anuses to play with.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:14:11 [Preview] No.295821 del
>>295726
Graphite works pretty good.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:14:59 [Preview] No.295822 del
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>>295801
Keks in right wing death squad


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:15:41 [Preview] No.295823 del
>>295819
they'd kick him out and take out restraining orders, like happened to nuro 4 times in the past 12 months


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:15:51 [Preview] No.295824 del
Webby have you thought about what you will be getting the HA for Valentine's day yet


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:16:27 [Preview] No.295825 del
>>295824
I told her a few days ago it fell on a Sunday and didn't count as we're just colleagues.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:16:46 [Preview] No.295826 del
>>295823
This, I reckon they'd kick me out even if I was sober as a judge. People can only stand me in short bursts.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:17:04 [Preview] No.295827 del
>>295823
POWER HOUR INBOUND


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:17:42 [Preview] No.295828 del
>>295826
>People can only stand me in short bursts.
who says /ausneets/ is intolerant
we've put up with your shit for years


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:18:02 [Preview] No.295829 del
>>295825
>and didn't count as we're just colleagues
But you need to become more than colleagues


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:18:29 [Preview] No.295830 del
>>295823
None of that was THE BASED ONE's fault of course.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:19:09 [Preview] No.295831 del
Neets are supposed to be living with their mummybots, but I get the feeling most of us don't.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:19:57 [Preview] No.295832 del
The complement of a NEET set.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:19:58 [Preview] No.295833 del
>>295831
Has nuro ever said what happened to his mummybat?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:20:03 [Preview] No.295834 del
>>295829
she's wearing the braclet I gave her for xmas pretty much daily
should prolly just check her oil next time she's in the car
the doors lock automatically on the commie, it's pretty sweet in that regard


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:20:38 [Preview] No.295835 del
>>295832
>>295832
Happiness, success, work ethic, a purpose in life, gf, sanity, social skills, confidence.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:20:40 [Preview] No.295836 del
>>295833
He probably murdered her when he was 6 and got given a new identity.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:24:13 [Preview] No.295837 del
>>295836
Was it her or his step-mother that he claimed to have slapped for not being BASED AND REDPILLED enough?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:24:48 [Preview] No.295838 del
>>295837
i doubt he even remembers


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:25:10 [Preview] No.295839 del
Nuro died after overdosing on Alex Jone's Super-Male Vitality once.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:25:51 [Preview] No.295840 del
Nuro doesn't masturbate.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:26:09 [Preview] No.295841 del
Nuros Alex Jones package got caught up in customs once.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:26:12 [Preview] No.295842 del
Could be worse, 35 minutes with the temperature fluctuating like ~50 degrees at times because I checked it thrice.
Lets see how it tastes, didn't flip it of course.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:26:18 [Preview] No.295843 del
i know how to fast travel


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:26:20 [Preview] No.295844 del
>>295839
I wonder if he saw the clip of Alex going spastic at the horned viking Qanon wanker the other week?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:27:01 [Preview] No.295845 del
>>295842
Big wedges.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:27:04 [Preview] No.295846 del
>>295842
They're raw.
With an old fuck oven like that, you lose like 20 minutes every time you crack the door.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:27:07 [Preview] No.295847 del
>>295840
When nuro first arrived he kept posting webms of some late 2000s porno that took several weeks to download through a nearly dead torrent. He seems to quite like mid to late 2000s American foot porn.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:27:44 [Preview] No.295848 del
>>295846
They're definitely underdone a bit.
Good enough.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:27:50 [Preview] No.295849 del
>>295842
I par-boil


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:27:52 [Preview] No.295850 del
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>>295834
You better get her something like this, cause I think she will be disappointed if you don't get her anything, doesn't matter what she says.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:28:44 [Preview] No.295851 del
>>295842
If you live on ground level or have a decent balcony, get one of those cheap-arse jumbuck weber equivalents from bunnings and just grill shit. With the lid on it works practically the same as oven times on packaging anyway.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:29:23 [Preview] No.295852 del
>>295848
>a bit


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:29:42 [Preview] No.295853 del
>>295842
Just parboil them first.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:29:50 [Preview] No.295854 del
>>295850
It's a Sunday. That would mean either picking her up for brunch/lunch/dinner and facing the fucking tribe.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:30:56 [Preview] No.295855 del
>>295854
Does she work Sundays?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:31:04 [Preview] No.295856 del
>>295851
Yeah I was thinking about that a few months ago. My balcony is perfect for it. Could do some good grilled chicken meal prep or something


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:31:16 [Preview] No.295857 del
>>295854
>tribe
are we talking about a jewess?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:31:33 [Preview] No.295858 del
>>295842
My eyes have detected an EXOTIC FRUIT in that fruit bowl.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:31:47 [Preview] No.295859 del
i might buy a cheap barbecue for myself...


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:31:58 [Preview] No.295860 del
>>295855
no, she works monday through friday like any sane person


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:32:41 [Preview] No.295861 del
>>295857
indians
her sister lives in the identical house next door and they have her brother and his family from india staying because they came over on holiday before covid started and now they can't leave


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:33:04 [Preview] No.295862 del
>>295858
4 bucks 50 for one fucking dragonfruit. A treat to myself.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:33:12 [Preview] No.295863 del
>>295860
I was under the impression that the tribe were a group of judgemental work colleagues that you would need to face in order to pick her up


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:33:24 [Preview] No.295864 del
>>295850
This
>>295859
All you need is a fire and some kind of grill plate.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:33:38 [Preview] No.295865 del
>>295861
Are they friendly?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:33:39 [Preview] No.295866 del
>>295856
yes, you can easily grill 6 or 7 chicken tits or 4 tits and 3 steaks or something with a bit of time management


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:33:54 [Preview] No.295867 del
>>295861
as long as you're happy


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:34:51 [Preview] No.295868 del
>>295865
her sister, neetu, is very nice
haven't met the brother, but there's a good chance he's a "I'm head of the family" pajeet cunt
things will go bad quickly if he pulls that shit


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:35:36 [Preview] No.295869 del
>>295854
Ask her out for a coffee in the morning, that no way dinner date, and just say I know I said no gifts, but I thought I might get you a little something, or something to that effect.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:36:50 [Preview] No.295870 del
>>295868
>but there's a good chance he's a "I'm head of the family" pajeet cunt
I doubt he'll be like that


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:37:33 [Preview] No.295871 del
Can't finish the taters


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:37:37 [Preview] No.295872 del
>>295870
they're worse than wogs when it comes to male and female roles
he expects his sisters to cook for him every night
literally can't even microwave something


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:38:09 [Preview] No.295873 del
>>295872
That is true but they are usually very welcoming of guests


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:38:50 [Preview] No.295874 del
>>295871
nuke em for a bit


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:39:48 [Preview] No.295875 del
>>295874
I mean, I'm full. Already had that much of the tear and share.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:40:06 [Preview] No.295876 del
Webby does she fellow a particular sect (sampradaya) of Hinduism?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:40:30 [Preview] No.295877 del
>>295875
oh that's alright then


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:41:19 [Preview] No.295878 del
Really not tired for 8:40.
Sleep anxiety is setting in.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:41:25 [Preview] No.295879 del
>>295842
>>295868
>>295870
Just fuck her in front of him and then bend him over and give him some of that action to. Gotta show him you're the alpha male the way the ancient Aryans did 6000 years ago.
Careful whatyou do however as e might get some like super strength of something fro,m all that juicty weber cum


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:41:49 [Preview] No.295880 del
>>295871
I like them cold with tomato sauce the next day.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:42:04 [Preview] No.295881 del
>>295878
Just come to SA as it is only 8:11 here.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:42:16 [Preview] No.295882 del
>>295878
>Sleep anxiety is setting in.
I too get spooked as the time to sleep approaches


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:43:12 [Preview] No.295883 del
>>295876
She is Hindu and goes to temple once a week. I don't know about specific sects of Hinduism.
I know she's not in any sort of fundamentalist stream because she said back in India they always welcomed lower caste and untouchables into theit home and stuff and didn't give a fuck about convention.
Also doesn't hate Seikhs even though one murdered her father and uncle when the president was assisinated back in the 80's.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:43:42 [Preview] No.295884 del
>>295878
Have a read or a watch or a night walk


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:43:56 [Preview] No.295885 del
off to the gym now
I am feelign that goon (BIG GLASS) and I hope it doesn't affect me too much. I am having trouble with my typing but hopefully this doesn't carry over to my gross motor skills.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:44:27 [Preview] No.295886 del
Webby played hard to get with me and blamed it on the day of the week once.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:44:50 [Preview] No.295887 del
>>295885
do the leggies and teh armies
gently


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:45:11 [Preview] No.295888 del
>>295834
>the doors lock automatically
No escape.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:45:12 [Preview] No.295889 del
>>295887
Where does a general keep his armies?
In his sleevies


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:47:57 [Preview] No.295890 del
>>295885
Mate, even I don't do that

>>295884
Not feeling a wank. Few grams of valerian root and a heinie going down before the seroquel. Might have a watch


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:49:36 [Preview] No.295891 del
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>>295889
NEET that was old when I went to school, and thats a long time ago.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:50:18 [Preview] No.295892 del
>>295891
Unless you're 10k, I'm older than you.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:51:48 [Preview] No.295893 del
Weber and 10K invented a joke pun about generals and their arms in the early 1980s once.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:52:16 [Preview] No.295894 del
>>295892
Not 10k, but I am the oldest neet here, I was even the oldest back at /aus


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:53:51 [Preview] No.295895 del
>>295894
You must be 60 now?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:54:49 [Preview] No.295896 del
i have arrived but will remain non nonchalant
Edited last time by imissfather on 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:00:40.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:55:32 [Preview] No.295897 del
>>295896
>[autism] non nonchalant [/autsim]
well you fucked that up, dumb dumb


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:56:01 [Preview] No.295898 del
>>295896
Evening Nuro. Looking based as usual.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:57:55 [Preview] No.295899 del
>>295897
ok how do i delete posts here ? it always asks for a password. give me a QRD


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:58:47 [Preview] No.295900 del
>>295895
Getting close


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:59:02 [Preview] No.295901 del
>>295899
unless you set one when you posted (up the top), you aren't deleting anything


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:00:00 [Preview] No.295902 del
>>295899
> it always asks for a password.
It is Pa$$word, don't tell anyone.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:02:53 [Preview] No.295904 del
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NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:04:40 [Preview] No.295905 del
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NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:06:27 [Preview] No.295906 del
It'll work now. I disabled it because posts at one stage were being deleted because people regretted them. No personal information just regretting they posted something. If you didn't take the time to reread a post my perspective was too bad, so sad. Not a comment about it since.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:07:05 [Preview] No.295907 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:08:46 [Preview] No.295908 del
>>295906
then why undo it suddenly?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:09:49 [Preview] No.295909 del
>>295906
Can I (not nuro) delete posts by nuro?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:11:21 [Preview] No.295910 del
>>295908
I assumed it stopped and it was always an enabled option. I didn't like that this place was becoming their blogspot that they could deleted their cringe in the morning. So I disabled it.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:11:43 [Preview] No.295911 del
>>295909
Users can delete their own posts.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:12:18 [Preview] No.295912 del
Fark. Started learning guitar chords on rocksmith and I discovered my stupid fingers are too short and fat to play chords properly. Why didn't somebody tell me I need long thin fingers to play the electric guitar? I'll bet, years ago, those jews at the music store were laughing at me when I bought it, sniggering to each other as they sold it to me and making covert 'fat hands' signs at each other. They knew I'd never be able to play it properly.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:12:40 [Preview] No.295913 del
>>295911
can you give me the magical powers I seek?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:12:47 [Preview] No.295914 del
>>295905
topkek


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:13:07 [Preview] No.295915 del
>>295911
cringe


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:13:25 [Preview] No.295916 del
>>295913
Probably not. There is a fellow that might with his wares.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:13:57 [Preview] No.295917 del
>>295915
That's the name of the option next to the checkbox.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:14:49 [Preview] No.295918 del
>>295912
Couldn't you modify how you play it?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:15:47 [Preview] No.295919 del
only a bitch nigger would delete their posts


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:16:21 [Preview] No.295920 del
>>295919
My thoughts exactly.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:17:48 [Preview] No.295921 del
>>295912
They'll get used to it with time.
Pick up a fucking banjo. The nut is 1.25" wide.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:23:33 [Preview] No.295922 del
>>295919
>bitch nigger
Nuro called me this once.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:24:18 [Preview] No.295923 del
>>295900
Post your grey nads.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:25:00 [Preview] No.295924 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep well.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:25:28 [Preview] No.295925 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:26:10 [Preview] No.295926 del
>>295924
Good night fellow poster.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:27:15 [Preview] No.295927 del
Stimulatory nightmare.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:30:10 [Preview] No.295928 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:30:44 [Preview] No.295929 del
>>295928
night you flat nosed beehutch


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:32:18 [Preview] No.295930 del
>>295928
Gook night.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:32:50 [Preview] No.295931 del
nithgla all


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:33:15 [Preview] No.295932 del
>>295928
POLITELY EAT POO


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:45:06 [Preview] No.295933 del
Having an attempt at sleep.
Night


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:48:15 [Preview] No.295934 del
>>295933
Good luck NEET. Count sheep.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:53:20 [Preview] No.295935 del
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The board is really monged tonight. based


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 10:58:40 [Preview] No.295936 del
Today is a sad day, for at it's closure I can count not one bean which was consumed.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:00:15 [Preview] No.295937 del
>>295912
Nonsense, you can still do it.

Also what kind of guitar do you have?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:03:20 [Preview] No.295938 del
>>295935
JUST KING COBRA MY DAY UP


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:04:11 [Preview] No.295939 del
A scheming set.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:05:43 [Preview] No.295940 del
A plump pair


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:07:10 [Preview] No.295941 del
>>295937
It's a yamaha eg112c. I presume it was the cheapest guitar in australia when I bought it.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:08:55 [Preview] No.295942 del
>>295941
It's fine for a first guitar, but if you keep practicing and get good, next guitar get something with a 25.5" scale, more space for your chonky fingers.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:09:35 [Preview] No.295943 del
got the assortment of cheeses out of the fridge


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:10:18 [Preview] No.295944 del
>>295943
And what of the crackers?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:12:38 [Preview] No.295945 del
>>295943
JUST ATE ALL THE OLIVES


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:13:00 [Preview] No.295946 del
>>295944
not yet


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:13:03 [Preview] No.295947 del
>>295945
fat pig


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:14:34 [Preview] No.295948 del
A massive gremlin offensive has been launched. Defences are overrun.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:17:15 [Preview] No.295949 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:17:38 [Preview] No.295950 del
>>295936
You can nibble my bean.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:17:51 [Preview] No.295951 del
>>295947
Que ? why do you think im fat ?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:18:20 [Preview] No.295952 del
>>295951
We all know. It's fine, we're very accepting of fatties.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:20:59 [Preview] No.295954 del
>>295953
lel fat possum is angry and fat


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:21:19 [Preview] No.295955 del
>>295951
You eat too many olives.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:22:57 [Preview] No.295956 del
>>295936
Near the end of last thread some noot was finna eat some baked beans


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:25:00 [Preview] No.295957 del
Possum is voluptuous.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:26:25 [Preview] No.295958 del
>>295957
He prefers Rubenesque.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:26:29 [Preview] No.295959 del
>>295955
>>295952
i am an alcho and imobolised for the past year and barely cracked tripple digits faggot


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:27:16 [Preview] No.295960 del
>>295959
You have your own gravitational pull, you fat bitch.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:29:00 [Preview] No.295961 del
>>295956
This brings me some comfort
>>295960
Are you from a bad home NEET?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:29:54 [Preview] No.295962 del
am i supposed to eat the red stuff around the cheese or


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:30:10 [Preview] No.295963 del
>>295959
We must admit, you do handle your alcohol magnitudes better than Monk.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:31:07 [Preview] No.295964 del
>>295961
Two (you) ‘s: the dichotomy of noot


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:31:42 [Preview] No.295965 del
>>295962
That's wax nigga.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:31:47 [Preview] No.295966 del
>>295962
No, stupid


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:32:16 [Preview] No.295968 del
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Maybe I should start actually calorie counting again. I think the two meals, two snacks and a few beverage might be for more calories than I need burn off the arse.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:33:02 [Preview] No.295969 del
>>295968
But we eat lots of food because it tastes nice. What's wrong with that


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:33:54 [Preview] No.295970 del
>>295951
I feel like shit all the time and will probably die young if I don't change.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:36:54 [Preview] No.295971 del
>>295969
If God didn't want us to eat heartily, he wouldn't have created 7xl tshirts, now would He?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:36:57 [Preview] No.295972 del
>>295951
In one your recent webms or pics I can't quite remember you had sausage fingers and fat bloated hands. Since you tend to act like a fuckhead neets brought it up.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:37:12 [Preview] No.295973 del
>>295970
How much do you weigh?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:39:09 [Preview] No.295974 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:42:59 [Preview] No.295975 del
>>295974
Quit sugar


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:43:36 [Preview] No.295976 del
>>295965
>>295966
it tastes like cheese tbh


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:45:48 [Preview] No.295977 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:47:47 [Preview] No.295978 del
>>295974
132kg here


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:47:59 [Preview] No.295979 del
>>295975
Cut out blatant junkfood which has massively reduced my sugar intake.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:48:42 [Preview] No.295980 del
>>295978
You on the weight loss train too?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:49:15 [Preview] No.295981 del
Hefty NEETs.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:58:19 [Preview] No.295982 del
I'm passing some rather pleasant farts.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 11:59:20 [Preview] No.295983 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 12:02:08 [Preview] No.295984 del
>>295959
Calm down, it was a joke you mong.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 12:02:20 [Preview] No.295985 del
Flavourtown deprivation torture.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 12:04:50 [Preview] No.295986 del
>>295972
>In one your recent webms or pics I can't quite remember
wew thats some wicked testimonial there fuckwit


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 12:05:22 [Preview] No.295987 del
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>>295984
I AM ZEN MOTHERFUCKER


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NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 12:20:44 [Preview] No.295990 del
I don't think I'll go to JustCuts again


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 12:26:59 [Preview] No.295991 del
>>295979
good job NEET.
I cut super dense foods like sugar, butter and oil- there are other ways but it's probably the easiest.

Australians also intake a lot of carbs with alcohol, switching to mojitos or low carb beer, straight whiskey or something can cut out a huge chunk of carbs without you really noticing


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 12:30:17 [Preview] No.295992 del
goodnight neets


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 12:31:21 [Preview] No.295993 del
>>295992
goodnight neet


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 12:37:37 [Preview] No.295994 del
Cooked some schnitzels, salad and pasta salad.
Schnitzels freeze well because the meat is processed, so you can buy them on special and freeze a ton of them


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 12:49:03 [Preview] No.295995 del
>>295994
Well done NEET.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 12:54:14 [Preview] No.295996 del
Still can’t sleep
Only 3 seroquels left
Not nice


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 12:55:41 [Preview] No.295997 del
>>295996
I bet you haven't even tried counting sheep. It works.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 13:31:35 [Preview] No.295998 del
Can't sleep either. Today's (yesterday) sicky was mostly because I only got 3 hours sleep. I can see the same thing happening tonight.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 13:39:12 [Preview] No.295999 del
>>295998
Did you sleep during the day today?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 13:39:55 [Preview] No.296000 del
Fourth Imodium down the hatch. The gremlins are wreaking havoc in there. I feel horrible.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 13:58:52 [Preview] No.296001 del
I am off to bed NEETs. I hope the insomnia NEETs manage to get some sleep.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 14:24:55 [Preview] No.296002 del
Fuck. Insomnia strikes again. What have I done to deserve this?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 14:35:39 [Preview] No.296003 del
>>296002
I’m up too bro

Just went to get a pack of purples, don’t wanna risk taking the 3 seroquel I have by themselves. I’ll chuck a sickie tomorrow too but I’m gonna have to probably go to the hospital and beg them for more seroquel or try to make the case that I’m having a serious manic episode and get some real drugs.
This is all just so fucked up. I hate to say it but, why me? This life could be so much better if I could just get some fucking sleep


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 15:01:02 [Preview] No.296004 del
>>296003
>Just went to get a pack of purples, don’t wanna risk taking the 3 seroquel I have by themselves
I wasn't aware it was risky not having alcohol to have with medication lol

You're in a rough spot. Just going to have to ride it out. It will pass eventually.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 15:14:14 [Preview] No.296005 del
>>296004
It’s risky when you’re practically dependant on it to sleep at least


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 17:14:28 [Preview] No.296006 del
The seroquel is gone. We enter unknown nuro chemical territory for the first time in many years


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 19:36:06 [Preview] No.296007 del
Morning all.
I knew he’d drink last night


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:04:30 [Preview] No.296008 del
>>296001
This picture is a fucking monstrosity.
What were they thinking.
It should be used for the next OP


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:05:39 [Preview] No.296009 del
Good morning friends
>>296007
Morning


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:07:22 [Preview] No.296010 del
>>296009
mordnings


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:08:31 [Preview] No.296011 del
>>296007
>>296010
>>296009
Morning neeties. 132kg this morning.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:09:23 [Preview] No.296012 del
21 and a shower in adelaide


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:11:22 [Preview] No.296013 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:18:36 [Preview] No.296014 del
Possum complimented my FUPA once.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:19:51 [Preview] No.296015 del
>>296014
He commented, not complimented.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:20:34 [Preview] No.296016 del
Covid killed the magician with the white tiger from the simpsons.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:25:52 [Preview] No.296017 del
>>296016
the simpsongs is not real life mate


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:26:21 [Preview] No.296018 del
>>296016
Finally, someone famous died. I was beginning to think the whole virus was just a meme, not much different to the flu.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:26:36 [Preview] No.296019 del
Fathollah is picking up your order
fat hole ah


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:29:27 [Preview] No.296020 del
>>295950
>t. KindNEET

>>295953
Interesting Pepe.

>>295958
>Rubenesque.
I like that word.

>>295968
I wouldn't have snacks.

>>295982
Lovely.

>>295988
Because he is executive he is prohibited?

>>295989
kek

>>296000
Have you tried exercise, sometimes that is good for getting the body going?

>>296007
He needs it, craves it!

>>296011
Is that down from 133?

>>296015
Did he say it was Rubenesque?

>>296007
>>296009
>>296011
>>296013
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:31:33 [Preview] No.296021 del
>>296020
Morning


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:32:45 [Preview] No.296022 del
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Better start getting ready, that day off did nothing/


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:35:20 [Preview] No.296023 del
>>296020
>Is that down from 133?
It's down from 137 at the start of the year.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:37:09 [Preview] No.296024 del
>>296023
Well done.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:40:29 [Preview] No.296025 del
McDonalds hired Possum exclusively to piss in their orange juice once.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 20:41:39 [Preview] No.296026 del
>>296025
It really was a McHappy Day.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 21:12:35 [Preview] No.296027 del
might need a poo soon


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 21:13:50 [Preview] No.296028 del
upgrade that to NOW


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 21:32:37 [Preview] No.296029 del
poo has been done


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 21:46:16 [Preview] No.296030 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AiCGM7n79VU [Embed]


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 22:15:35 [Preview] No.296031 del
>>296029
Flush it!


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 22:16:36 [Preview] No.296032 del
>Author who refused to assign a gender to her baby and did 'regular pronoun checks' until her child DECIDED to be a 'he' at the age of four reveals she's been accused of 'abuse' by critics
>>They've been sent messages saying their child Zoomer, should be taken away
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9142673/Author-bringing-child-without-gender.html


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 22:20:17 [Preview] No.296033 del
>>296030
Comfy.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 22:20:50 [Preview] No.296034 del
>The Presidency is no job for a woman because of their 'emotional set-up', says Philippine strongman Rodrigo Duterte as he dismisses speculation his daughter will succeed him
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9147971/Rodrigo-Duterte-says-presidency-no-job-women-daughters-popularity-grows-Philippines.html


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 22:21:12 [Preview] No.296035 del
>>296033
It was pretty good.
Made me wonder what happened to that NEET that bought an empty block of land.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 22:22:49 [Preview] No.296036 del
>>296035
I hope that NEET is living the dream now.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 22:28:05 [Preview] No.296037 del
>AI chatbot is REMOVED from Facebook after saying she 'despised' gay people, would 'rather die' than be disabled and calling the #MeToo movement 'ignorant'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9147843/Creepy-AI-chatbot-Lee-Luda-REMOVED-Facebook-accused-bigotry.html


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 22:29:44 [Preview] No.296038 del
Camden Park, SA BEST A


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 22:32:50 [Preview] No.296039 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 22:36:41 [Preview] No.296040 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 22:40:12 [Preview] No.296041 del
Gremlin attack first thing in the morning. Awful headache. I think I have food poisoning.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 22:45:47 [Preview] No.296042 del
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US DOJ makes clear that if anyone had a mobile phone on inside the Capitol on Jan. 6, they will get caught.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 22:47:16 [Preview] No.296043 del
>>296042
...and they’re worried about microchips in the covid vaccine


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 22:50:37 [Preview] No.296044 del
>>296042
I think there is more important political news
>Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner spent $100,000 of taxpayer money renting a bathroom so Secret Service agents didn't have to use theirs
>> Law-enforcement officials told The Post that the president’s daughter and his son-in-law barred the Secret Service agents from using their 6.5 bathrooms when they first moved into their mansion in Washington, DC, in 2017.
https://www.businessinsider.com.au/ivanka-trump-jared-kushner-100k-bathroom-rental-for-secret-service-2021-1


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:01:13 [Preview] No.296045 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:04:46 [Preview] No.296046 del
>>296045
This article represents the real threat to communism to America:
> 'Hello nice FBI lady': Alleged rioter's extraordinary email
>>One of the people arrested in the Capitol riot allegedly sent proof he had violated the law directly to the FBI in an extraordinary email.
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/donald-trump-impeachment-debate-starts-republicans-reportedly-afraid-for-their-lives/live-coverage/4bd0844d779bee74e074a1690dc06304


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:27:53 [Preview] No.296048 del
>>296044
Good on them. I would not want a parade of strangers coming in and out of my house and fouling up my bathroom. The servants should know their place.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:37:15 [Preview] No.296049 del
>>296048
So, if they got shot because the Secret Service agents needed to run down the street to Obama's old house that wouldn't be an issue?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:42:08 [Preview] No.296050 del
>>296049
they have like 8 SS guards each


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:43:23 [Preview] No.296051 del
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Good Morning Neets


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:45:25 [Preview] No.296052 del
>>296051
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:48:19 [Preview] No.296053 del
>>296052
sappening ?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:50:22 [Preview] No.296054 del
>>296050
Each person of the household had three bathrooms each.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:50:40 [Preview] No.296055 del
>>296051
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:51:09 [Preview] No.296056 del
>>296053
I am not up to much. What is on your agenda for today?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:54:28 [Preview] No.296057 del
>>296055
mornin'

>>296056
got called into work, manning the shop while bossman is getting a contrast enhanced catscan

lancia ignition glitched on the way in again, it seems i need a new distributor cap and rotor, my car hates the salty air up here


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:55:21 [Preview] No.296058 del
It is time for me to have a shower.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:56:43 [Preview] No.296059 del
>>296003
Why is the doc so reluctant to prescribe seroquel? It's not like it's a benzo


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 23:58:31 [Preview] No.296060 del
>>296058
Did you have a big wank?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:00:12 [Preview] No.296061 del
>>296059
because he knows how shit of a drug it is... its the chemical equivelent of getting hit with a brick


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:00:29 [Preview] No.296062 del
>>296059
Probably because they have not received paperwork from the specialists confirming his diagnosis. Him not seeing the psychiatrists because of cost previously has caused him compounding problems.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:01:44 [Preview] No.296063 del
You can find estimated wait time for psychiatrists on this website if anyone is interested, it can tailored to your area and conditions:
https://www.yourhealthinmind.org/find-a-psychiatrist/


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:12:51 [Preview] No.296064 del
I managed to sleep. Feels good. Now to hunt down that little pink pill.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:15:32 [Preview] No.296065 del
>>296062
GPs regularly prescribe seroquel for sleeping issues


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:17:36 [Preview] No.296066 del
>Northern Australia's decade-long syphilis outbreak prompts calls for a national response
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-01-15/decade-long-syphilis-outbreak-in-northern-australia/13058166


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:18:15 [Preview] No.296067 del
>>296059
The list of side effects of seroquel is pretty horrible.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:23:53 [Preview] No.296068 del
>>296065
It's only approved for thecuddleutic use in:
>Bipolar disorder Schizophrenia (adults and adolescents aged 13 to 17 years)
>Bipolar disorder
>Schizophrenia
>Major depressive disorder
>Generalised anxiety disorder
https://www.tga.gov.au/sites/default/files/auspar-seroquel.pdf

Most instances it is for dealing with episodes, ongoing maintenance of these conditions and or cases where medication to treat these conditions has failed.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:24:49 [Preview] No.296069 del
Having a 750ml Dare Double Espresso (No Sugar Added)


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:25:33 [Preview] No.296070 del
>>296068
It's used off label all the time for sleeping. Monk needs to find a better GP that will happily prescribe him seroquel, or get his bipolar diagnosis formalised


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:25:58 [Preview] No.296071 del
Suicidal thoughts from the cage.
Freedom would fix nothing.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:30:47 [Preview] No.296072 del
>>296070
>It's used off label all the time for sleeping.
The doctor could be sued and lose their license for prescribing medication for non-thecuddleutic purposes.

Although increased swings in mood and ongoing irritability >>296071 could meet many of these conditions, especially Generalised Anxiety Disorder as it has been going on for at least a year.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:31:41 [Preview] No.296073 del
Made two rolls with Hungarian salami and cheddar cheese for lunch.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:32:27 [Preview] No.296074 del
>>296062
This, I haven't seen a psychiatrist in years because I didn't really need to. I had actually got down to half a pill a day at one point but couldn't get any further.
GPs don't actually prescribe it, they just write the refills. And it seems you can't just go into any GP and have them see your previous prescriptions and diagnosis and history etc, this is fucked up and totally 3rd world in my opinion.

Seroquel is also very commonly prescribed for sleep issues. I can't find the graph for it but there's a huge spike in prescriptions sometime in the 2000s. Assholes.
Going to try two GPs and then its off to however many hospitals it takes, I'll have to plead my case to the ER GP like he's a judge; me wanting my sleeping pills, him thinking I'm abusing them or selling them or something.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:33:48 [Preview] No.296075 del
If you suffer from insomnia can't you just get prescribed proper sleeping pills instead of an off-label anti-psychhotic?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:34:55 [Preview] No.296076 del
>>296075
Yes, if I find a psychiatrist. The one I've found so far is available in March.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:36:56 [Preview] No.296077 del
>>296007
I made it to 2am.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:37:19 [Preview] No.296078 del
>>296075
I am not a doctor but sleeping pills will probably will be for temporary relief. If you wanted an ongoing supply chances are it would need to be through a psychiatrist.

>>296076
If you get hooked onto sleep pills it will be even harder to get off them.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:40:59 [Preview] No.296079 del
Pajeet is going to take 7 hours to give me a telehealth consultation.
Now for the next GP.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:41:35 [Preview] No.296080 del
No available bookings for the second GP. Hospital it is.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:42:06 [Preview] No.296081 del
>>296080
Then straight to Dan's?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:46:25 [Preview] No.296082 del
I hope you've got your mask.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 00:57:20 [Preview] No.296083 del
havent had any monster today
big headache


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 01:00:52 [Preview] No.296084 del
>>296083
Second black instant cooling down at the moment.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 01:03:55 [Preview] No.296085 del
>>296083
That is very good to hear you have not had one (1).


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 01:17:46 [Preview] No.296086 del
Watching a documentary on Crack on Netflix and this came up:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 01:29:13 [Preview] No.296089 del
>>296088
Poor bloke who lost his children I feel for him.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 01:30:14 [Preview] No.296090 del
>>296089
Works his guts out to provide for them and she does that.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 01:52:39 [Preview] No.296091 del
5G corona got my bussy poppin!!!!!


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 01:54:02 [Preview] No.296092 del
>>296074
>GPs don't actually prescribe it, they just write the refills
This isn't true, my first script was written by a GP


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 01:56:21 [Preview] No.296094 del
>>296076
How about seeing a psychiatrist through your uni? I know that it would be much cheaper since they bulk bill and you might be able to get in quicker


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 01:58:07 [Preview] No.296095 del
>>296093
Talk about impatience.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 01:59:02 [Preview] No.296096 del
>>296095
I can imagine NEETs busting Cemen out of cat jail.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 01:59:12 [Preview] No.296097 del
>>296094
The wait list is normally months and most of the time it is students who have graduated working towards their accreditation for psychology. You won't find a psychiatrist at university who treats patients unless it's through a teaching clinic.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 01:59:56 [Preview] No.296098 del
>>296096
>I can imagine NEETs busting semen


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:01:12 [Preview] No.296099 del
(1.25 MB 1333x2000 tactical kitty.jpg)


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:05:07 [Preview] No.296100 del
>>296098
>semen
*Cemen


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:05:48 [Preview] No.296101 del
Hospital is more packed than last time


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:07:12 [Preview] No.296102 del
>>296101
Are you wearing a mask?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:07:19 [Preview] No.296103 del
>>296101
do a cuddle


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:08:00 [Preview] No.296104 del
>>296101
Walk from room to room saying "Shitey?" until you find him.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:08:56 [Preview] No.296105 del
>>296104
Hopefully his door is locked.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:11:35 [Preview] No.296106 del
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Yamaha R1M

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZGou8WMMfI8 [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:14:32 [Preview] No.296107 del
>>296106
you didn't fall off


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:16:58 [Preview] No.296108 del
>>296102
Yes

>>296104
Lol good idea. Maybe he’s working at different hospitals often. I’ll be on the lookout for a 60kg looking neet.


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NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:20:58 [Preview] No.296111 del
Maybe shitey can help me jump the queue. I’m waiting for triage


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:22:43 [Preview] No.296112 del
>>296110
Yammy cross-plane brapper

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R1xCbQUiXHY [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:25:00 [Preview] No.296113 del
>>296111
You really just want the pill room key.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:26:53 [Preview] No.296114 del
Hope monk doesn't get put in the sperghouse


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:28:44 [Preview] No.296115 del
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>>296114
It may be for his own good.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:30:39 [Preview] No.296116 del
KFC needs me!
>THAT TIME ALREADY?
>> Check out the app for some icy arvo action.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:31:33 [Preview] No.296117 del
>>296112
That's what I was looking forward in the video. More brapiness when shifting.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:32:23 [Preview] No.296118 del
postie delivered a steering wheel puller kit


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:32:27 [Preview] No.296119 del
A woman getting triaged behind me who overheard the conversation gave me a slip of paper with “wim hof method” written on it.
I should ask her out


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:32:44 [Preview] No.296120 del
might have to put some pants on and go buy some monsters


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:34:53 [Preview] No.296121 del
>>296119
>“wim hof method”
Looks like >>296115


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:35:18 [Preview] No.296122 del
>>296120
Keep pushing through it and you'll feel better tomorrow if not the day after.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:35:22 [Preview] No.296123 del
>>296120
You're giving me a monster in my pants.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:35:40 [Preview] No.296124 del
>>296119
is she cute bro?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:35:44 [Preview] No.296125 del
>>296119
>wim hof method
anagram of homothermic


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:36:22 [Preview] No.296126 del
>>296122
i have to go to air rifle tonight
i need these performance enhancing juices


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:36:54 [Preview] No.296127 del
>>296124
Not bad. She got hit by a car, great way to start a conversation


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:37:04 [Preview] No.296128 del
>>296126
Have on tonight, even cutting it down to one you will feel the difference. You need to cut down to reduce embalming process.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:37:21 [Preview] No.296129 del
thinking about webbys air rifle


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:37:40 [Preview] No.296130 del
>>296127
possum strikes again


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:37:43 [Preview] No.296131 del
>>296127
Tell her "your flat out today" and ask her out for a drink tomorrow.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:38:01 [Preview] No.296132 del
>>296129
I doubt it's for sexual.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:38:54 [Preview] No.296133 del
>>296127
Tell her you like it when that wim hof guy encourages you "you're doing great man" and that it makes you smile.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:39:05 [Preview] No.296134 del
>>296127
maybe a good root will sort out our ailments


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NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:43:25 [Preview] No.296136 del
skinwalker neet


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:43:39 [Preview] No.296137 del
I did a wim hof session once and my lungs felt like they were on the fire the next afternoon. I have asthma but the pain I had in my back felt similar to when I get very unwell. Reminds of the people who purportedly don't eat or drink but just breath air.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:47:38 [Preview] No.296138 del
>>296137
>Reminds of the people who purportedly don't eat or drink but just breath air.

Those people are schizos, the wim hof thing is more like some intense breathing meditation, I don't know if it has any advantages over traditional breathing meditation, but meditation can actually be beneficial.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:48:50 [Preview] No.296139 del
Might reinstall headspace


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:48:53 [Preview] No.296140 del
>>296138
>but meditation can actually be beneficial.
I agree and I do daily. Someone similar told me to try it and I did. I felt okay afterwards but the pain I experienced was not nice the next day. Perhaps I over did it but it felt bad man.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:50:13 [Preview] No.296141 del
>>296139
The unemployment offer for free subscription is over unfortunately, if you didn't claim a year worth of subscription. If you want to make up a school as an 'educator' of NEETs you can also get free access but I am not sure if they audit the information you provide.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:52:58 [Preview] No.296142 del
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How fucked am I?

A fruit market worker saw me walking away from their very open fruit market which I could have come back to and paid later at, after putting stuff in my bag. It looked sus because I have autism xd. He says he will call the bolis or I pay double. I crumble around people so I pay double, but I have no cash on me so I'm forced to use a card.

I'm pretty sure they will report me anyway, and the word of a business against some nobody will result in the police raping my bunghole if they actually pursue it and, God forbid, look at the security footage of me going through the shop on that day.

On the other hand the police don't even respond to car thefts where I live and it's only like thirty dollars of items that magically disappeared. I feel like the security of the supermarket being alerted to it could escalate it though, but it would take effort.

For anyone with experience in these situations, what actually occurs usually?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:54:24 [Preview] No.296143 del
>>296142
>I'm pretty sure they will report me anyway
tbh I am not so sure, it's a matter of either laziness or spite towards me, so maybe more like a 35-65 chance of report/no report


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:55:43 [Preview] No.296144 del
>>296142
You should have walked away. The onus is on the business to prove theft and if you can demonstrate you paid it is a civil matter.

I would honestly ring up the card company and do a charge back. Tell them you won't proceed if the merchant can provide a copy of their receipt. Fuck 'em.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:56:22 [Preview] No.296145 del
>>296142
if they report you, you tell them you were extorted/blackmailed by them for money


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:56:36 [Preview] No.296146 del
State that they were heckling you and harassing you when you have already paid.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:56:53 [Preview] No.296147 del
>>296141
Just got the two week trial. See if I can get back into it.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:58:13 [Preview] No.296148 del
>>296142
What sort of weak cunt pays double
Should have just dropped his shit produce on the floor and walked off.
They can't legally detain you, and if they try you sue for false imprisonment/deprivation or liberty, and have them for the extortion attempt


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:58:19 [Preview] No.296149 del
Just witnessed some young people throwing rubbish in the river for fun.
There was a bin 5 meters away from them- but they just thought it would be fun to throw the trash around.

While Australians are all making such an effort to recycle and avoid polluting,these antisocial minorities persist in disproportionate damage to the environment.
And which minorities were responsible today?
The same minorities as usual


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:59:17 [Preview] No.296150 del
>>296144
Is it even worth ringing up my bank for fifteen dollars?
>>296148
I crumble when confronted by literally anyone
idk why, I cannot help it


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:59:33 [Preview] No.296151 del
>>296147
>tfw they have a mindful eating course now


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 02:59:48 [Preview] No.296152 del
>>296147
Cancel any payment method like PayPal now so it doesn't subscribe. On PayPal you cancel without the merchant knowing you have cancelled it and it will automatically fail to renew but let you continue the trial until it tries to renew.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:01:27 [Preview] No.296153 del
>>296152
Yeah canceled the renew on the apple appstore. Still keeps access for the 2 weeks which is good.

What improvements have you seen with meditation?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:01:31 [Preview] No.296154 del
>>296150
>Is it even worth ringing up my bank for fifteen dollars?
If you want. That's a meal/snack at KFC. In total you have paid $30 until you get your money back.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:03:09 [Preview] No.296155 del
>>296142
Post the name of the business.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:03:48 [Preview] No.296156 del
I’m in bed uc4 shitey, can you bring me some of those little wines?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:06:14 [Preview] No.296157 del
>>296153
>What improvements have you seen with meditation?
When I don't meditate and it could be the change in routine I am far more irritable. I use it as a way of starting my day before I get up and then before I have a shower as a way of logging off from the day. I feel calmer overall and at times able to focus for longer periods of time but I still have days when that all fails. Anxiety is an issue for me and keeping it relatively stable is a positive outcome for my physical and mental health.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:06:36 [Preview] No.296158 del
>>296156
You boong.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:07:02 [Preview] No.296159 del
>>296156
If he was me, I would bring you some laxatives. Clean all the shit out of you and make you start fresh.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:09:38 [Preview] No.296160 del
>>296159
You know, together me and him could get super high on dexies and orchestrate a fantastic plan to rob the pill room and get rich


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:11:53 [Preview] No.296161 del
>>296160
I see a loop continuing here
>super high on dexies
So that this never happens:
>and get rich


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:13:26 [Preview] No.296163 del
>>296162
Hearty kek, what did he think was going to happen?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:15:45 [Preview] No.296164 del
>>296136
Was that tv show any good?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:17:22 [Preview] No.296165 del
>>296162
apparently it's all CGI: https://youtube.com/watch?v=DVEW7Qc_aXU [Embed]


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NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:19:48 [Preview] No.296167 del
Man 350z's are still pretty expensive for being complete shitboxes.


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NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:23:33 [Preview] No.296169 del
>>296167
It reminds a video I watched on Porsche owners who thought their cars were worth thousands more because of customised features like a specific colour paint that made it 1/1 or 1/2 on this channel:
https://www.youtube.com/c/Vinwiki/featured


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NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:32:05 [Preview] No.296171 del
There would be some fantastic erotic content if I ever managed to meet this hot young poo nurse with the phat ass who keeps walking by


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:39:58 [Preview] No.296172 del
>>296171
How long do you think you will be in there for?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:47:18 [Preview] No.296173 del
Having some hommus/cheese/crackers from Aldi.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:49:17 [Preview] No.296174 del
>>296173
Lovely.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:55:04 [Preview] No.296175 del
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>>296172
I think once they start talking to him they wont let him back out.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:03:32 [Preview] No.296176 del
I've been visiting that NEET's bush spot and doing the sexual with his spruce trees.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:06:07 [Preview] No.296177 del
>>296176
Dirty bastard


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:06:52 [Preview] No.296178 del
>>296174
It was quite good.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:15:49 [Preview] No.296179 del
Thinking about buying a new guitar


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:16:26 [Preview] No.296180 del
>>296179
are you the learner? you can't upgrade your way out of practice


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:19:30 [Preview] No.296182 del
>>296181
The black one looks good.
Peghead looks weird upside down on the other one.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:20:54 [Preview] No.296183 del
>>296182
Yeah reverse headstock, that purple colour is pimp as hell though, also like the simplicity of the first one, just a single pickup with an after burner/tone booster.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:27:19 [Preview] No.296184 del
The doctor has contacted a free rehab facility to get me a booking, and is waiting to speak with someone from there to get me a script with some ‘continuity’. She asked if I wanted a naltrexone script but I said the alcohol is a corequirement with seroquel to sleep which she understood.
Wonder what psycho pills they’re gonna give me now, hopefully some benzos or at least more seroquel.
She kept like almost thanking me for coming forward and seeking help. Finally a white doctor that actually gives a fuck. She was appalled that bull billing pajeets had been writing me the script for years without any consultation.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:29:12 [Preview] No.296185 del
>>296184
Well done Monk. You have done really well to get help. Do whatever they tell you, do not make excuses.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:29:49 [Preview] No.296186 del
>>296181
the purple one looks a bit tacky in my opinion.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:30:34 [Preview] No.296187 del
>>296184
Good on ya Monk, one step at a time and you'll be free from mongdom.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:31:27 [Preview] No.296188 del
>>296186
It's a bit larish, they also make one in white.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:32:04 [Preview] No.296189 del
>>296187
I guess, I just wanna sleep without this shit drug cocktail.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:33:26 [Preview] No.296190 del
a sausage roll, a choccy dougnut, and two cans of monster have been acquired
olympic air rifle team here I come


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:33:34 [Preview] No.296191 del
>>296184
A good first step.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:37:23 [Preview] No.296193 del
>>296190
The Perfect NEET lunch.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:40:21 [Preview] No.296194 del
a couple of big sips and the headache disappeared


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:41:38 [Preview] No.296195 del
A script for 20 5mg Valium’s has been acquired


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:41:43 [Preview] No.296196 del
My desk is messy again


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:42:07 [Preview] No.296197 del
>>296195
Should've asked for temazepam


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:42:49 [Preview] No.296198 del
>>296195
Good, do not abuse them though.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:43:33 [Preview] No.296199 del
I wonder if Monk told that kind Doctor that his NEET buddies pushed him the right direction.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:44:12 [Preview] No.296200 del
>>296195
That is good for the short term but you need a long term plan for how to sort your life out.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:45:11 [Preview] No.296201 del
>>296200
Us NEETs live in the short-term, we thrive on the short-lived sensory delights


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NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:05:59 [Preview] No.296203 del
>>296184
Good job monk!


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:06:55 [Preview] No.296204 del
>>296190
I will be your cheer leader.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:07:29 [Preview] No.296205 del
>>296195
Hmmmmmmmmmm, I don't think it's going to help as they shouldn't be mixed with alcohol.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:10:17 [Preview] No.296206 del
The central nervous system.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:15:41 [Preview] No.296207 del
>>296204
Have you got a cute cheer leader uniform?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:16:12 [Preview] No.296208 del
>>296205
It's for the withdrawals so he doesn't see pink elephants and get the shakes.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:19:26 [Preview] No.296209 del
Possum blew a vuvuzela as Weber was about to take a crucial shot, costing him the match and Olympic glory once.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:20:00 [Preview] No.296210 del


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:20:11 [Preview] No.296211 del
Possum and Weber are both heavyweight champions.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:23:03 [Preview] No.296212 del
>>296207
No, please buy one.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:23:21 [Preview] No.296213 del
Possum once dead lifted two executive NEETs once.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:23:54 [Preview] No.296214 del
>>296208
It should be one off medication, if you are taking it daily at regular intervals then the addiction sets in.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:25:14 [Preview] No.296215 del
>>296214
They only prescribed him 20, enough to stop the delirium tremens.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:27:35 [Preview] No.296217 del
>>296215
but he as good as told them he wont stop drinking


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:29:56 [Preview] No.296218 del
>>296205
I was surprised too. I asked her if I could drink on em and she said yes. Also got a seroquel XR script.
She said the rehab place said I shouldn't go cold turkey incase I have seizures and shit, but we both agreed it wasn't that bad or maybe she saw that 8 standards wasn't a big deal to me.
"Lower the standards" she said in context of the benzos. Couldn't help but laugh a bit.

Tbh she was like the most professional doctor I've seen, just a shame you have to go to a hospital for that.
Maybe she trusted me, idk, I put my big boy clothes on and always speak pretty professionally or whatever with people like this.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:35:52 [Preview] No.296219 del
>>296216
Well, in the previous article it was up to speculation, no blaming so I guess that's pretty decent reporting for murdoch shit.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:37:18 [Preview] No.296220 del
>>296218
>I put my big boy clothes on
A suit or some trackies and thongs?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:38:08 [Preview] No.296221 del
>>296220
Jeans and a well filled out polo. And thongs.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:38:21 [Preview] No.296222 del
>>296218
They are only 5mg valium, they will take the edge off what you are dealing with and help you sleep, dunno if you could o/d on them if you took a bunch and booze at the same time, probably wouldn't be a good idea. Get into that rehab though man.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:41:22 [Preview] No.296223 del
>>296222
Yeah I know I've had them with alcohol before. The seroquel is probably still the primary sleep agent with the valium as a way to lower the standards.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:42:42 [Preview] No.296224 del
>>296223
I reckon you could stop the standards, just let the valium do it's job, then pop a seroquel for sleep.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:44:37 [Preview] No.296225 del
>>296224
That's 3 central nervous system depressants he's on.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:46:02 [Preview] No.296226 del
>>296225
Only two if he stops the standards, also I don't think seroquel is a depressant, it's an anti-psychotic that has sedating effects.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:50:43 [Preview] No.296227 del
>>296226
>if he stops the standards


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:51:36 [Preview] No.296228 del
>>296221
i hate the jeans and thongs look


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:53:50 [Preview] No.296229 del
>>296224
Lets see if the sundown demons come out. I'm pretty tired already, I think I've had 9 hours of sleep since I woke up on Tuesday.

Going to get a haircut and fill these scripts


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:56:05 [Preview] No.296230 del
>>296218
>I put my big boy clothes on and always speak pretty professionally or whatever with people like this.
They know you are a chad.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:56:37 [Preview] No.296231 del


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 05:57:35 [Preview] No.296232 del
Doctor shopping chad energy


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:07:33 [Preview] No.296233 del
big chad swingers


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:07:50 [Preview] No.296234 del
large and in charge sets


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:09:59 [Preview] No.296236 del
How many neets actually take things for insomnia? I've seen benzos and seroquel mentioned.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:16:12 [Preview] No.296237 del
>>296236
I sleep pretty good, I just have fuck all energy during the day.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:17:38 [Preview] No.296238 del
>>296236
In the past I have taken benzos but that is for a day or two at night only.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:18:12 [Preview] No.296239 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pj705DvCSxg [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:21:03 [Preview] No.296240 del
>>296239
I liked this video.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:25:28 [Preview] No.296241 del
>>296240
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RZP6uJtgM34 [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:26:01 [Preview] No.296242 del
I can barely understand irish accents.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:26:48 [Preview] No.296243 del
>>296242
They are barely human. The redcoats should have wiped them out.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:27:25 [Preview] No.296244 del
>>296242
Use CC option to understand it.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:29:10 [Preview] No.296245 del
>>296243
Eternal anglo


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:31:50 [Preview] No.296246 del
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>>296241
Are you NEETs ready for the collapse?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:33:25 [Preview] No.296247 del
>>296246
I am ready to collapse your anus.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:47:16 [Preview] No.296249 del
>>296248
Give it ten years and it will become a mainstream issue.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:48:33 [Preview] No.296250 del
Chickity China, the Chinese chicken


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:48:52 [Preview] No.296251 del
>>296249
I believe incels bring this issue up a lot, they complain that their jaw or overall skull shape is 1mm off or something.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:49:30 [Preview] No.296252 del
>>296251
Their autismo personalities are their real problem.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:50:41 [Preview] No.296253 del


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:57:54 [Preview] No.296254 del
>>296251
Fatties also bring it up, in fact there's a whole movement around fat acceptance.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:58:56 [Preview] No.296255 del
There are corporate studies showing taller and skinnier people earn more on average than short fat people.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 06:59:28 [Preview] No.296256 del
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>>296246
Yes, I had my helpers move me to a secure location.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:00:18 [Preview] No.296257 del
>>296256
lol @ that image.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:08:04 [Preview] No.296258 del
>>296257
VIP executive transport.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:26:24 [Preview] No.296259 del
>>296243
/pol/ has taught you well young skywalker.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:27:29 [Preview] No.296260 del
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NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:28:37 [Preview] No.296261 del
>>296260
>Imagine taking that through the drive thru at maccas


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:33:12 [Preview] No.296262 del
>>296261
Imagine the size of the order.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:35:24 [Preview] No.296263 del
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>>296262
Some days you just have to treat yourself.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:38:07 [Preview] No.296264 del
>>296263
Big feed


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:39:38 [Preview] No.296265 del
>>296264
I've had bigger.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:41:26 [Preview] No.296266 del
>>296265
What was the poo like?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:42:32 [Preview] No.296267 del
>>296266
Dunno. Still waiting for it to come out. It's only been 3 years


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:43:33 [Preview] No.296268 del
Having a schooner at the local


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:44:13 [Preview] No.296269 del
>>296268
Remember to take your benzos and seroquel.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:44:55 [Preview] No.296270 del
Having a wank at your mums house


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:49:26 [Preview] No.296271 del
>>296263
The NEET combo part one


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:50:13 [Preview] No.296272 del
>>296268
Few drinks?

>>296270
Big load?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:51:13 [Preview] No.296273 del
>>296272
Heavy load


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 07:54:27 [Preview] No.296274 del
>>296260
falcon oath


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:03:15 [Preview] No.296275 del
I hope that NEET gets gold for his shooting at the range.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:08:13 [Preview] No.296276 del
The steps taken towards fixing my alcohol problem have put me in a great mood, which has had me buy a 6 pack of peronis after the schooner.
Mong life.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:11:55 [Preview] No.296277 del
>>296276
Benzos and booze can kill you m8


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:14:12 [Preview] No.296279 del
>>296276
Alcohol should not be a reward


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:18:16 [Preview] No.296280 del
>>296277
I will ditch at least 1-2 of the beers. Probably won't take the valiums unless I can't sleep and actually need em.
I've had this alcohol valium combo before, the 5mg aren't that strong.

>>296279
Its Friday arvo with lots of nice pretty girls out and about, it just felt right.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:22:42 [Preview] No.296281 del
>>296278
Just A Few Drinks Edition.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:33:39 [Preview] No.296282 del
The video player on xvideos are seriously inferior to pornhub, I often have issues with skipping large segments of video where it won't load and I have to refresh and jump to where I wanted to go to.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:36:36 [Preview] No.296283 del
>>296281
Fust A Jew Drinks Edition.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:39:06 [Preview] No.296284 del
>>296119
>wim hof method
Hmm.

While sitting in a comfortable place, take 30 quick, deep breaths, inhaling through your nose and exhaling through your mouth. Then, take a deep breath and exhale; hold until you need to breathe in. Inhale again, as deep as you can, and hold it for 10 seconds. Repeat as many times as you like.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:40:48 [Preview] No.296285 del
>>296138
>traditional breathing meditation
Regular breathing techniques usually go for a gradual, slow approach.
This is much quicker and temporary.
Pretty good, I've never heard of this.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:42:27 [Preview] No.296286 del
>>296142
Were you trying to steal the fruit?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:43:26 [Preview] No.296287 del
THE CATCH-UP IS ON


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:44:26 [Preview] No.296288 del


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:45:37 [Preview] No.296289 del
>>296184
On ya.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:46:18 [Preview] No.296290 del
>>296194
You need to go to mong rehab too.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:48:08 [Preview] No.296291 del
>>296228
You do not.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:50:18 [Preview] No.296292 del
>>296248
Written by Tabitha?

This came up, seemed funny.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugly_law


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:50:37 [Preview] No.296293 del
>>296250
watching x-files with the lights on


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:51:22 [Preview] No.296294 del
>>296293
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:51:38 [Preview] No.296295 del
>>296276
You're a dope.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:52:15 [Preview] No.296296 del
>>296287
Good evening.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:52:20 [Preview] No.296297 del
Gonna have a big choof


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:53:19 [Preview] No.296298 del
Just the fact that I have seroquel in my house is a fucking massive relief. What a powerful and shitty drug.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:53:28 [Preview] No.296299 del
Had an okay day.
Started out shit but had an imperial pint at the pub with a roast for lunch, then had a CC with a client at their place after.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:53:40 [Preview] No.296300 del
>>296296
Hello. Did you have a good day at the wage?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:54:39 [Preview] No.296301 del
>>296299
>a CC with a client at their place after.
Tell us about this client and the rest of the erotic encounter.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:55:06 [Preview] No.296302 del
>>296297
I sort of feel like one but I think I'll give it a miss.
Got some potatoes to skin, boil and mash to go with some lamb chops and steam veggie bags.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:55:11 [Preview] No.296303 del
>>296299
>a roast for lunch,
Roast lamb? Gravy?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:55:40 [Preview] No.296304 del
>>296302
>I think I'll give it a miss.
Good NEET. You are in control.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:55:58 [Preview] No.296305 del
>>296298
iktf, well used to.
I get a similar one when I have heaps of choof.
When I'm almost out, I go through it all because I get stressed about not having any.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:55:59 [Preview] No.296306 del
>>296302
Lovely.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:56:16 [Preview] No.296307 del
>>296300
Reasonable.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:56:48 [Preview] No.296308 del
>>296051
Nuro posts a meme that is hanging shit on audiophiles yet he himself is known to sperg out about frequencies and encoding of his music, curious!
>>296246
Not yet, I'm going to Craig's later.
19 degrees today in Shitbourne, had some pepperoni and rice for lunch, not sure what I'm going to have for dinner.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:57:36 [Preview] No.296309 del
>>296308
Hello Sperg.

>pepperoni and rice
An unconventional combination.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:57:45 [Preview] No.296310 del
>>296292
That's a boong board.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:57:49 [Preview] No.296311 del
>>296301
Nah, my client is an ex railway bloke and his wife is a semi-classy, rough as guts type.
I knew them at the last company I worked at.
They are from up north and know some other people I know.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:58:03 [Preview] No.296312 del
>>296297
Straight to the lungs.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:58:35 [Preview] No.296313 del
>>296303
Beef, was a bit ordinary but the horseradish sauce was good.
Tasted like it had a bit of lemon or something in it.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:59:12 [Preview] No.296314 del
>>296308
>pepperoni and rice
Weird.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 08:59:41 [Preview] No.296315 del
>>296310
This is a boong board.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:00:11 [Preview] No.296316 del
>>296311
>a semi-classy, rough as guts type
What a description!


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:01:13 [Preview] No.296317 del
This came up in that Tabby link too. What a croc of shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disability_studies

>Initially, the field focused on the division between "impairment" and "disability", where impairment was an impairment of an individual's mind or body, while disability was considered a social construct.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:02:20 [Preview] No.296318 del
>>296316
Like a Maggie Beer.
Been there and done that but can be reserved and dresses well.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:02:56 [Preview] No.296319 del
>>296318
>a Maggie Beer
You love that pear paste.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:04:54 [Preview] No.296320 del
Choof'd


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:07:02 [Preview] No.296321 del
>>296309
Hello, I thought of getting a bread rolls when I was at the shops but then decided I felt like rice.
>>296314
It was, but it was still alright.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:07:08 [Preview] No.296322 del
>>296319
That.. that wasn't posted here.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:07:20 [Preview] No.296323 del
>>296320
... and coughed out the mouth.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:08:08 [Preview] No.296324 del
All this choof talk has me considering a choof.
I remember it goes well with valium.
Not sure its worth the potential anxiety though, I only like to choof when I'm turning the standards dial above 10 or it kinda schitzs me out.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:08:55 [Preview] No.296325 del
>>296321
I think a roll and some pickles would've gone better.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:09:21 [Preview] No.296326 del
>>296324
People like you shouldn't do choof.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:11:19 [Preview] No.296327 del
>>296324
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:11:42 [Preview] No.296328 del
>>296326
Yeah I know. Used to love it when I was younger and it'd make movies, music, wikipedia rabbit holes etc far more interesting but I'd never choof on without grog to go with it these days. Even then I just end up whispering imaginary conversations to myself.
Probably won't miss it that much


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:12:01 [Preview] No.296329 del
>>296326
He needs it, craves it!


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:13:17 [Preview] No.296330 del
Are you using a VPN cruisecunna or is this gay website being shit again?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:14:00 [Preview] No.296331 del
>>296328
Nothing is different, you are having those imaginary conversations now but you are doing other shit and not paying attention to them.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:14:53 [Preview] No.296332 del
>>296330
It's been like it since I rebooted my laptop. The only other thing that seems to be fucked is my left ctrl key.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:15:21 [Preview] No.296333 del
>>296329
He wants it and needs to replace it.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:15:43 [Preview] No.296334 del
>>296332
Wank it!


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:16:55 [Preview] No.296335 del


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:17:03 [Preview] No.296336 del
>>296331
Please explain. What other shit? Stop speaking in tongues it freaks me out.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:21:26 [Preview] No.296337 del
>>296336
External stimuli, in general.
Being on the choof makes it easier to not get distracted by them and just focus on your own internal stimuli.. in general.
It's not like you are a different person when you are high, it's all the same you are just less focussed on some stuff and more focussed on other.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:26:10 [Preview] No.296338 del
>>296325
Yeah it probably would have.
Trying to get GTA 4 to stop fucking crashing on the loading screen.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:28:21 [Preview] No.296340 del
>>296338
I might play some GTA too.
It's pretty much the only modern game that you can do nothing in.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:29:34 [Preview] No.296341 del
>>296335
What the fuck is this?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:29:41 [Preview] No.296342 del
Monaro cooked a chop in the air fryer.
May be better than pan fried.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:29:59 [Preview] No.296343 del
>>296339
Always watching.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:30:39 [Preview] No.296344 del
>>296337
Yeah thats true, and when I'm just smoking choof it's like the blindfold is lifted and I'm just crushed by my own insecurities and thinking like "christ a cunt, is this my real life?" whereas when I combine it with piss I get the confidence boost and fantasise positively about future directions in my life. The combination is truly an opiate of the ego if you ask me.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:31:32 [Preview] No.296345 del
>>296341
An anglefish.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:32:32 [Preview] No.296346 del
>>296344
> with piss I get the confidence boost
When I am around people, I need to have a few standards otherwise I can't talk.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:33:52 [Preview] No.296347 del
>>296342
The NEETs gave me shit for cooking a steak in the air fryer. It wasn't as good as pan fried in my opinion.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:34:46 [Preview] No.296348 del
>>296346
You seem to do fine with all the coworkers and clients.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:35:14 [Preview] No.296349 del
>>296345
Will it cook up nice in an air fryer?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:35:52 [Preview] No.296350 del


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:36:07 [Preview] No.296351 del
>>296344
Choof makes me merry and removes my anxiety unless I have a monster cone and blow my head off, I'll start to panic and get some bad anxiety


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:36:16 [Preview] No.296352 del
When I having a wank to fillipino milf anal webcam masturbation videos before I somehow tore the skin on my cock. It wasn't even a long wank, and was my first in 2 days. Must have been when I was gripping through the undies with my left hand somehow, though its never happened before. Had a shower and it fucking burned to the touch with water. What a weird occurrence.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:36:37 [Preview] No.296353 del
>>296349
Imagine the smell.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:36:47 [Preview] No.296354 del
>>296347
The fat rendered and it sizzled in it.
I'm pretty happy with it and it was easier.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:36:53 [Preview] No.296355 del


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:37:05 [Preview] No.296356 del
>>296348
Yeah, I mean while on the choof.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:37:13 [Preview] No.296357 del
>>296352
Post pics of the skinned todger please.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:37:38 [Preview] No.296358 del
>>296350
You had enough money to pay double the price.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:37:43 [Preview] No.296359 del
Yeah weed turns me into a social retard, even more than normal.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:38:25 [Preview] No.296360 del
Cruisey has changed since he became American.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:38:31 [Preview] No.296361 del
>>296352
You need to reduce your speed, Speedy Gonzales


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:40:23 [Preview] No.296362 del
severely damaged frenulum


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:40:40 [Preview] No.296363 del
>>296352
You chafed your choad


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:42:27 [Preview] No.296364 del
Thinking about some standards. Monday nights big binge had me woed the whole week. I'm trying to justify buying 2-3 singles. If I got a carton or even a sixpack I wouldn't be able to stop myself.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:43:04 [Preview] No.296365 del
>>296353
Smells good.
The lamb fat has turned to crackling.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:43:32 [Preview] No.296366 del
>>296360
You can just see which posts are mine now.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:43:38 [Preview] No.296367 del
Good Evening NEETs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mZ8rhpxVpqs [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:43:43 [Preview] No.296368 del
>>296364
Dont do it


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:44:54 [Preview] No.296369 del
>>296367
I am the flagNEET now.
We no longer have a use for your antics.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:45:26 [Preview] No.296370 del
>>296367
Hello Nuro.

>The Original 1995 Nuro was a Ridiculously Basic, Dangerous Sports NEET.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:46:43 [Preview] No.296371 del
>>296366
I will know who not to give the (you)s to on my catch-up.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:46:50 [Preview] No.296372 del
>>296364
I reckon the 30ish standards and half a gram of coke on NYE sent me half psychotic and that's why I've been restless and practically incompetent since then.
There's having a 6 pack to sleep which is manageable enough and then theres these big binges that I feel almost alter your fucking brain makeup.

>>296367
O' Based One, doeth ye burneth the choof?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:47:11 [Preview] No.296373 del
>>296340
Yeah it is, it's one of the few games I like for this reason.
Finally got it running fine, turns out all it needed was an update.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:48:03 [Preview] No.296374 del
>>296367
Good evening Nuro.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:49:06 [Preview] No.296375 del
>>296371
You barely catch up anyway.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:49:17 [Preview] No.296376 del
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>>296369
>I am the flagNEET now


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:51:30 [Preview] No.296377 del
FlagNEET, monger of mongs


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:52:33 [Preview] No.296378 del
>>296367
Opening the hood is silly.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:54:15 [Preview] No.296379 del
>>296377
He will lead us mongs to the Valley of the Mong where we can live in peace and harmony for all eternity.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:54:56 [Preview] No.296380 del
>>296369
GOOD

>>296372
no choof just a super based day at work, got home and had a bath with epsom salts then made some bacon cabonara

>>296374
good evening fren

in other news i started taking a new carbon60 fulurene supliment. its so good

>>296378
whole car is silly but i had a viper poster on my wall all throughout highschool


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:55:17 [Preview] No.296381 del
>>296379
The Commune.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:56:44 [Preview] No.296382 del
>>296380
>throughout highschool
I had a matchbox one that was white with blue stripes.
I thought they were pretty cool.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:57:28 [Preview] No.296383 del
>>296380
So the package made it through?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:57:35 [Preview] No.296384 del
>>296380
>a carbon60 fulurene supliment.
You will be shitting out diamonds in no time.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:58:15 [Preview] No.296385 del
>>296380
My question though is how do you smoke weed, how often, and your thoughts on it as a substance.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 09:59:50 [Preview] No.296386 del
Nuro had a sweatshop full of qt gooks rolling perfect joints in coffee papers that he'd sell at his synthwave parties in brisvegas once.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:00:08 [Preview] No.296387 del
Craving some more standards.
Could go some darts too. One last boongin kinda thing.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:00:53 [Preview] No.296389 del
unexpected noxious squelchers


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:01:16 [Preview] No.296390 del
>>296389
Lovely


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:03:14 [Preview] No.296391 del
blap


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:03:21 [Preview] No.296392 del
By the way it turns out that wim hof car crash girl had also survived breast cancer. I'm pretty touched that a stranger gave enough of a fuck about my situation to suggest anything to help me. Gonna give it a go just to kind of honour her, if that makes sense.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:05:32 [Preview] No.296393 del
>>296382
vipers were the best, died so many times on need for speed driving a viper

>>296383
package Que ?

>>296384
thats the plan pal :)

>>296385
i have not smoked weed for 6months and the last stuff i got was bush at hydro prices and turned me off it, still that being said would be nice to take a day of the alchhol occasionally that shits killing me

>>296386
accurate

>>296387
>not having some emergency goonsacks at the back of the fridge


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:06:25 [Preview] No.296394 del
Whats drinkin Nuro?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:07:39 [Preview] No.296395 del
It's a good day when Nuro turns up in a good mood.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:08:14 [Preview] No.296396 del
>>296393
>bush at hydro prices
I prefer bush tbh, as long as it's not manky and seedy.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:09:10 [Preview] No.296397 del
>>296393
Why not come on down to one of my 'Completeness' Centers and I'll tell you a thing or two about loyalty, young Nuro.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:10:52 [Preview] No.296398 del
>>296395
He is rather cheery today.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:12:25 [Preview] No.296399 del
>>296397
Fuck off Dan, your snake oil is scourge on NEETdom


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:13:01 [Preview] No.296400 del
>>296399
Dan is a bad man.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:13:18 [Preview] No.296401 del
I have no memes now.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:14:49 [Preview] No.296402 del
>>296401
An opportunity to make some new ones.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:15:51 [Preview] No.296403 del
>>296393
You said Customs had ceased one of your package is because of one of the products in there.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:16:26 [Preview] No.296404 del


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:16:53 [Preview] No.296405 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:17:18 [Preview] No.296406 del
>>296394
standard yalumba premium sav blanc

>>296395
it was a really good day driving to work in my car, having customers respect my opinion, checking out seriously hot girls at the beach

>>296396
i got bored of bush to be honest, whne i want to be monged, im iwant to be monged

>>296397
i dont buy from you anymore DAN your bicycle parking is shit

>>296403
no you must be confused i order way to much shit... just bought this yesterday


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:17:38 [Preview] No.296407 del
>>296405
Good night RightNEET.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:20:36 [Preview] No.296408 del
>>296402
I make at least 50% of this boards.
I have not downloaded any image editing shit.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:20:59 [Preview] No.296409 del


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:21:12 [Preview] No.296410 del
>>296408
Download paint.net right now and make me 6 fresh memes by bed time.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:21:43 [Preview] No.296411 del
>>296406
>respect my opinion
The beginning of basedness.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:23:01 [Preview] No.296412 del
>>296410
It is your turn.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:24:07 [Preview] No.296413 del
Want a NEET to give me a foot massage


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:26:00 [Preview] No.296414 del
>>296411
we had two shimano e-bikes in and i owned that shit, totally saved their month, both were warranty jobs


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:30:24 [Preview] No.296415 del
>>296406
It may sound ok if you replace those chink tubes tbh.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:31:55 [Preview] No.296416 del
Jeez it is absolutely pissing rain down here right now, I got drenched going out just to my car and back. Batten down the hatches Monk and Shitey.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:34:31 [Preview] No.296417 del
>>296413
Only if you give me one.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:35:11 [Preview] No.296418 del
Possum threw me off a balcony, where I fell four stories into a greenhouse and developed a permanent speech impediment all because I gave a neet a foot massage once.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:35:37 [Preview] No.296419 del
>>296414
Does that mean you get to keep the ones you are going to replace?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:35:53 [Preview] No.296420 del
>>296416
I can hear lightning. Close.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:36:07 [Preview] No.296421 del
>>296416
Only a little drizzle here. Winds picking up. There was a g-wagon, a lambo and some hotted up mercs in the street. Must be a high roller meet going on.

Cheers!


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:38:02 [Preview] No.296422 del
>>296420
Hide under the bed m8


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:39:06 [Preview] No.296423 del
Lightening and thunder has started.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:39:47 [Preview] No.296424 del
THUNDA


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:40:50 [Preview] No.296425 del


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:41:18 [Preview] No.296426 del
>>296420
>hear lightning
Yeah there's big bright flashes of it and big loud claps of thunder every 30 seconds or so.
>>296421
>There was a g-wagon, a lambo and some hotted up mercs in the street. Must be a high roller meet going on
More like a Chinese meet. I saw 3 brand new lambos wrapped in vinyl going when I was in Box Hill the other day.
Is that a longneck or a stubbie?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:42:29 [Preview] No.296427 del
>>296424
THUN-DA!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:42:38 [Preview] No.296428 del
(35.03 MB 640x360 neetsong.mp4)
Looking through the old NEET memes folder.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:43:01 [Preview] No.296429 del
I had covid and almost died, i'm a young fit healthy white male. No immune problems or pre-existing conditions. As I was close to perishing, I thought long and hard, and in my desperation I discovered a cure!

Without much thought (due to the lack of oxygen thanks to the cuntchink flu) I took a big fat TURD in my hand and munched it down! Within milliseconds, I was completely cured! I make sure to munch a turd down at least twice a day now, just in case because I care about my community. Additionally, making a blended beverage out of your piss and runny poo creates an easily digestible delightful drink to further boost immunity against cuntronavirus.

https://voca.ro/18e39pOcm8cZ


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:43:23 [Preview] No.296430 del
>>296426
It's a long neck. I'll take that as a compliment on my big chad hands.

No rain in bay area, rain in cbd?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:46:19 [Preview] No.296431 del
>>296428
I don't remember this.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:46:41 [Preview] No.296432 del
One of the odder things I've noticed since I gave up junk food is that I've lost interest in reading Nietzsche. Without those blood sugar surgers he just doesn't seem interesting anymore.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:47:21 [Preview] No.296433 del
>>296430
>It's a long neck
Nice.
>No rain in bay area, rain in cbd?
Seems to be the eastern suburbs for now, although according to the radar there's another cell coming up the bay towards the CBD, I hope we don't lose power.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:47:56 [Preview] No.296434 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:48:28 [Preview] No.296435 del
>>296428
Kek, never seen that one. I wonder why there's no Dan memes anymore? Man this place has changed since the old days of NK and the astra.

Rains comin in strong.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:49:04 [Preview] No.296436 del
Fuck yeah


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:49:16 [Preview] No.296437 del
>>296428
Really. What the fuck is this?
Is this some lurkers OC?
Who made this?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:49:56 [Preview] No.296438 del
Is there a tool of some sort that measures the pressure between two surfaces? I'm imagining something like spring loaded calipers.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:49:56 [Preview] No.296439 del
>>296431
Too much Dan has damaged your memory.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:50:14 [Preview] No.296440 del
Who is manbun neet?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:51:39 [Preview] No.296441 del
>>296437
I don't remember who made it. It might have been me. The song is from that guy whose album of NEET-themed songs we discovered a few years ago.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:52:06 [Preview] No.296442 del
(2.36 MB 426x240 Im a NEETwebm.webm)


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:52:47 [Preview] No.296443 del
>>296442
I remember this one.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:52:55 [Preview] No.296444 del
Tropical storms might be my favourite thing in the world.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:53:44 [Preview] No.296445 del
>>296439
I would've remembered that.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:54:07 [Preview] No.296446 del
Thinking about how my ancestors worshippped thunder.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:54:15 [Preview] No.296447 del
That webm has confused me.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:54:30 [Preview] No.296448 del


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:54:52 [Preview] No.296450 del
>>296442
A classic.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:55:23 [Preview] No.296451 del
>>296449
I remember this one too.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:55:38 [Preview] No.296452 del
(3.05 MB 426x240 Joondy Dans Song.webm)


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:56:19 [Preview] No.296453 del
Is this the 60 year old NEETs stash?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:56:27 [Preview] No.296454 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bCiYmDIPySw [Embed]

3 years since NKs new years video


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:56:48 [Preview] No.296455 del
>>296442

I want nuro to do a synthwave cover of this.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:58:11 [Preview] No.296456 del
(5.76 MB 640x360 NEETlifewebm.webm)


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 10:59:18 [Preview] No.296457 del
>>296455
That would be based.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:00:11 [Preview] No.296458 del
>>296453
>60 year old NEET
Wondering if any of us are going to live that long.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:02:00 [Preview] No.296459 del
>>296454
A great video. I miss NK. Who would have predicted he would become a normie?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:02:11 [Preview] No.296460 del
I'm feeling weird having this guy re-emerge. I feel like so much has changed, but it's all still the same, you are all still the same people.
I've spent too much of my life here.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:02:50 [Preview] No.296461 del
Might have my own dive into the old NEET OC folder.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:03:31 [Preview] No.296462 del
>>296460
It's giving me weird feels too. This place used to be a lot more chan-esque but now its reviews of cafe de villies(?) and practically a discord channel which I also kind of like.
We never have this kind of content anymore.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:04:51 [Preview] No.296464 del
>>296460
>I've spent too much of my life here.
No you haven't. Think of how much you've accomplished during your time here.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:05:58 [Preview] No.296465 del
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>>296454
Fuck, I remember when that was new.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:06:08 [Preview] No.296466 del
The rains blowing to the north. That means I can have a comfy thunderstorm dart on the balcony. Nice.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:06:51 [Preview] No.296467 del
I wonder if this board has contributed to my boongery over the years.
I'd wager yes.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:07:45 [Preview] No.296468 del
>>296460
>I've spent too much of my life here
You'll be spending the rest of it here too


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:13:25 [Preview] No.296470 del
>>296467
There are many success stories coming out of this board. even NK got a job and a gf and became a normie.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:15:47 [Preview] No.296471 del
I want to eat some cheese spread out of the jar for dinner, followed by some nutella for dessert.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:16:14 [Preview] No.296472 del
>>296471
Go for it NEET.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:18:22 [Preview] No.296473 del
>>296471
This will make for a unique pooing experience.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:21:01 [Preview] No.296474 del
>>296469
Monk looking handsome


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:27:05 [Preview] No.296475 del
back from the club
having a monster before bed


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:33:07 [Preview] No.296476 del
>>296475
>monster before bed
Almost monk tier behaviour


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:35:03 [Preview] No.296477 del
I think that was NK.
His presence scared me.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:35:14 [Preview] No.296478 del
>>296476
hardly
i cant believe he went from a hospital to a pub to a bottle shop
if i was the doctor who tried to help him and i saw him do that i'd run him over or something


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:35:47 [Preview] No.296479 del
Maybe it wasn't.
Whoever it was knows me and all of us too well.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:36:32 [Preview] No.296480 del
>>296478
Even talked about getting on drugs.
I don't know. I think he's capable of change.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:39:44 [Preview] No.296481 del
>>296478
I can make the excuse that a licensed physician told me not to stop drinking.
The place I'm going to on monday does group therapy sessions and shit, I'm kind of looking forward to it, apparently they put boozers and meth heads in the same group. Lotta goss for the gen there.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:45:51 [Preview] No.296482 del
>>296480
>Even talked about getting on drugs.
What do you mean by this


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:46:49 [Preview] No.296483 del
>>296477
>I think that was NK.
Posting the old memes? No.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:47:30 [Preview] No.296484 del
>>296481
Is it an inpatient facility?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:52:42 [Preview] No.296485 del
>>296484
No, so not rehab as it might have seemed. It's a clinic with specialised addiction psychiatrists and mental health nurses and all that jazz, they also do legal work for affected drop kicks and some kind of abstinence based therapy stuff. Heroin, meth, goon, all that good stuff. It's free so I'll do whatever I can to try and drop my wall of stoicism, I've never been able to 'open up' to these psych people, it's always been like a business meeting where the topic of discussion is my thought process so it never goes far.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:54:21 [Preview] No.296486 del
>>296485
just crack a beer or six while you're talking to them


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:55:44 [Preview] No.296487 del
>>296486
If I do that then my problems will go away and I won't need to be there.
Thats the fucking problem you big ol choccy donut pooj enjoyer


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:58:39 [Preview] No.296488 del
>>296482
Maybe he loved us enough to keep memories of all the good times we shared together.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:58:47 [Preview] No.296489 del
>>296481
>>296481
>>296487
What’s the plan mate ?
Are you going to work towards dropping the standards for good?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:58:57 [Preview] No.296490 del
>>296482
Talking about having a choof.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 11:59:39 [Preview] No.296491 del


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:00:59 [Preview] No.296492 del
>>296491
Just made a white bean salad.
Today was a good day


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:02:06 [Preview] No.296493 del
>>296488
>>296491
Your NEET lore has failed you.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:02:14 [Preview] No.296494 del
Oh I forgot to mention, there was an absolute fucking mong at the gun club. second breakfasted wearing tracksuit pants and crocs. And beer bottle glasses. On some kind of mong pension, bitching about the cost of membership. Can't shoot three position next week on account of his varicose veins or some shit. Pulled up his tracksuit pants and his legs were disgusting and purple.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:02:33 [Preview] No.296495 del
>>296488
He is not capable of love. Most of them aren't.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:02:44 [Preview] No.296496 del
>>296494
Also it looked like he didn't have underpants on under his trackies.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:03:13 [Preview] No.296497 del
>>296494
>>296496
He sounds based.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:03:56 [Preview] No.296498 del
I reckon part of the problem is that I always have this harsh nagging feeling that I'm not doing enough, I'm not productive enough, I'm not achieving enough, etc. I can never just relax guilt free.
Maybe its because my dad was a hardass who was always kicking goals and 'hustling' but I find no joy in just sitting soberly on the couch watching netflix or something, I can only be satisfied with improving my situation somehow, which is hard when you're a mong, so I escape that anxious drive with ye ol oat.

>>296489
Yes, in recent months I've started reacting to the culture around drink and drugs with disgust, as ironic as that might sound. It's pretty hardcore and ballsy to deny all these easily available crutches I think. I still wonder what disadvantage it might give me in dating, friendships, professional networking etc. but I think it might be worth it. At least for a time, definitely.

>>296490
Is choof really 'getting on drugs' though, the piss is a lot more concerning.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:04:09 [Preview] No.296499 del
>>296497
Thought it might have been Possum when I saw the crocs. Possum's voice is gayer though.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:07:22 [Preview] No.296501 del
Btw wombler, the three times I've been clay target shooting with shotguns I've been a fucking gun at it. A natural so I'm told.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:08:30 [Preview] No.296502 del
>>296501
There ya go. A hobby to stick your teeth in to.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:08:31 [Preview] No.296503 del
>>296501
Too bad you can't shoot after drinking, hey.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:10:54 [Preview] No.296504 del
>>296502
Maybe, my right shoulder is a bit problematic. A mate is into though.

>>296503
They don't test you.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:11:02 [Preview] No.296505 del
>>296495
NK loved me once.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:11:17 [Preview] No.296506 del
>>296494
Pure lizbefian culture.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:11:30 [Preview] No.296507 del
>>296503
Suppose that’s a proper rule at shooting clubs. No casual drinks in between play like at bowls or tennis.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:11:38 [Preview] No.296508 del
>>296504
>They don't test you.
They do after you shoot yourself/somebody else.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:11:46 [Preview] No.296509 del
>>296492
I can't recall a bean NEET.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:12:24 [Preview] No.296510 del
>>296507
Beer is available, but you're done for the day the second you touch one.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:12:34 [Preview] No.296511 del
>>296504
Did you play any sports growing up?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:13:42 [Preview] No.296513 del
>>296506
Maybe. The club is in one of the better North Eastern suburbs though, so he could be from anywhere.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:13:43 [Preview] No.296514 del
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NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:14:10 [Preview] No.296515 del
>>296508
I was baked on my first go at it. What do you make of that, air rifle gay lord?

>>296511
Played footy for a few years. Was shit at it


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:15:41 [Preview] No.296516 del
>>296515
>I was baked on my first go at it. What do you make of that, air rifle gay lord?
maybe you could go to a pistol club and end your misery?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:17:39 [Preview] No.296517 del
>>296516
You need to calm down. These monsters are making you abnormally aggressive.
We can talk about the failings of UDP in IoT tracking implementations if you'd prefer.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:18:18 [Preview] No.296518 del
Wombs couldn’t handle the banter


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:21:13 [Preview] No.296519 del
Perhaps Friday night has him angry about the HA's rejection.
I have felt the exact same several times, he's not the only one. I wish he would recognise this.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:22:00 [Preview] No.296520 del
I just want weber to like me


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:23:46 [Preview] No.296521 del
>>296520
He’s an aloof bloke


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:32:11 [Preview] No.296522 del
You guys got much planned for the weekend?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:33:55 [Preview] No.296523 del
>>296522
Sending an e-mail to my real estate agent regarding the absolute state of my oven


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:34:30 [Preview] No.296524 del
>>296523
What’s wrong with it?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:36:59 [Preview] No.296525 del
>>296524
The temperature in the oven is not what is set by the dial. It's like 60 years old.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:43:01 [Preview] No.296526 del
Did someone say KFC?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:48:06 [Preview] No.296527 del
Neet jeans


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:48:22 [Preview] No.296528 del
Jeans for genes day


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:52:17 [Preview] No.296529 del
Made Korean rice.
Getting a bit sick of Korean, not enough variety


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:52:36 [Preview] No.296530 del
I hope weber has a good sleep and wakes up refreshed on the 'morrow.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 12:54:37 [Preview] No.296531 del
>>296529
>Korean rice.
Did you use that meme chilli paste that comes in the tub?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:02:04 [Preview] No.296532 del
>>296531
I like the meme chilli paste, it's more like a sweet harissa.
I find Korean far too sweet on the whole though, actually I like the Korean version of Djoubanjiang


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:02:24 [Preview] No.296533 del
100mg of quetiapine XR down the hatch.

Wonbler must pay for his sins.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:04:54 [Preview] No.296534 del
>>296533
Had any Valium tonight?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:07:33 [Preview] No.296535 del
>>296534
No, valium is not new to me so I know how to use it.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:08:23 [Preview] No.296536 del
>>296535
Crush it up and inject it in between your toes.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:10:14 [Preview] No.296537 del


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:10:51 [Preview] No.296538 del
Wish Shitey would give me a bit on tik.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:17:03 [Preview] No.296539 del
>>296499
IT WAS ME


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:18:57 [Preview] No.296540 del
>>296538
Shitey doesn't supply
He would be the chemist in the NEET commune but he's not willing to supply NEETs in the real. A shame.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:20:39 [Preview] No.296541 del
Shitey is right to keep the NEETs from bad homes out of his life. All they would do is corrupt him.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:23:41 [Preview] No.296542 del
Someday I'm gonna have friends and not be sitting by myself in front of a computer screen at 1 in the morning.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:25:27 [Preview] No.296543 del
>>296542
We're all gonna make it.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:26:25 [Preview] No.296544 del
>tfw turning 27 next week


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:27:44 [Preview] No.296545 del
>>296544
That's okay NEET. There are many here who are older.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:28:10 [Preview] No.296546 del
>>296540
He supplies, just not on credit.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:28:18 [Preview] No.296547 del
>>295752
Delivery boy?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:29:16 [Preview] No.296548 del
>>296545
Can’t believe I complete squandered the last decade


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:29:24 [Preview] No.296549 del
>>296541
With my assistance, Shitey could drastically improve the likability of his online dating profiles, I could photograph him along the Yarra river and amongst popular nightlife scenes like Chapel st and Fitzroy st. Before our eyes he would be pulling matches, girls from all ethnicities would admire his doctor-like status. I could supply him cocaine and MDMA and any other cocktail of illicit substances and he could even further expand his harem through nightclubs and music festivals. The possibilities are endless for Shitey under my guidance.
It is a shame to see such a bright young man blinded by the veil of hesitant normality. The euphoric and degenerate possibilities that await him are unsurmountable in volume. I can help him achieve his dreams.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:36:28 [Preview] No.296550 del
Shitey is flying. Young hard working fella on the straight and narrow. What a lot of us wish we did at his age.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:43:23 [Preview] No.296551 del
The piss and mental illness fog obscures everything. Moments of clarity are so rare.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:43:49 [Preview] No.296552 del
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Somewhat unsurprisingly, the extended release seroquel has done fuck all.
Might chuck some diazepam down the hatch.
If I die, I want weber to know he has been somewhat of a mentor figure to me over the years. And also I regret not doing lines with Shitey in the disabled bathroom of a hospital off my phone on the toilet cistern.
Fucking hostile!


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:44:45 [Preview] No.296553 del
Went to Craigs, got a longneck and a few ciders. Then I went to Coles and got some mince and buns to make burgers, ended up also getting that special burger sause they've got and made an imitation big mac. Watching some youtube now.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:46:53 [Preview] No.296554 del
>>296552
How many standard have you had monk?
Err on the side of caution
We would miss you dearly


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:47:47 [Preview] No.296555 del
>>296553
What you watching on YouTube bro?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:47:56 [Preview] No.296556 del
>>296553
What's on youtube?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:49:02 [Preview] No.296557 del
8 standards deep and I have only just started to feel better. Only relief I have had since I got stupid pissed on Monday. Wish the cause wasn’t the cure


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:49:28 [Preview] No.296558 del
>>296554
15 on the dot.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:50:12 [Preview] No.296559 del
>>296555
>>296556
Been getting into watching clips of that seppo podcast called cum town, it's stupid childish humour but it's okay to listen to for background noise and maybe have the odd laugh.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:52:21 [Preview] No.296560 del
>>296559
It’s pretty good to be honest. Nick is pretty funny. Adams alright. Stavs meh


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:55:49 [Preview] No.296561 del
Wait, the XR is kicking in impressively.
My dopamine and serotonin receptors feel adequately blocked. Gonna have a bed wank if its possible. Goodnight friendos.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:59:12 [Preview] No.296562 del
>>296541
>>296540
It's for the best. The only people they would end up corrupting is themselves through their choice to abuse prescription drugs. I can't have that happen
>>296547
No
>>296561
Good night


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 13:59:33 [Preview] No.296563 del
>>296548
The past is done with and can't be changed. Look towards the next decade now, not back at the last one.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 14:00:14 [Preview] No.296564 del
>>296549
Those are not his dreams.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 14:01:06 [Preview] No.296565 del
>>296561
Night mate. Aim for one less standard tomorrow.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 14:01:26 [Preview] No.296566 del
>>296560
Yeah I'd agree with that ranking.
>>296561
Goodnight Monk.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 14:03:40 [Preview] No.296567 del
>>296561
Good night Monk.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 14:09:37 [Preview] No.296568 del
goodnight monk


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 14:10:32 [Preview] No.296569 del
Well they blew up the chicken man in philly last night


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 14:11:50 [Preview] No.296570 del
Monks got debts no honest man can pay


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 14:18:54 [Preview] No.296571 del
>>296570
He's used his arse as collateral.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 14:21:38 [Preview] No.296572 del
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The great smog of London in 1952 was so bad that pedestrians couldn't even see their feet. Some of the 4,000 who died in the 5 days it lasted didn't suffer lung problems – they fell into the Thames and drowned because they could not see the river.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/gallery/2012/dec/05/60-years-great-smog-london-in-pictures


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 14:39:26 [Preview] No.296573 del
Wish I was in the same tax bracket as webby


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 14:55:09 [Preview] No.296574 del
I did an interview for a private music tracker today


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 14:57:33 [Preview] No.296575 del
>>296574
What questions did they ask you? Were you talking to a real person or a bot? It can be hard to tell.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 15:20:37 [Preview] No.296576 del
>>296574
I fucked up my what.cd interview in 2015 like an absolute mong


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 19:25:06 [Preview] No.296577 del
I've done plenty of alcohol + benzos over the years, and sadly I'm still alive. I suspect all it does is give you brain damage. But monk should've taken the valium before he started drinking.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 19:33:44 [Preview] No.296578 del
Good morning NEEToes


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 19:37:55 [Preview] No.296579 del
Morning neeties. 131 kg this morning.
>>296578
Good morning


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 19:54:28 [Preview] No.296580 del
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>>296578
>>296579
Good Morning Neets


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 20:42:39 [Preview] No.296581 del
kimis looking fresh

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QB7CERwBiXQ [Embed]


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 20:52:00 [Preview] No.296582 del
>>296581
He's a bigboy


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 21:02:21 [Preview] No.296583 del
>>296428
I remember the pictures but not the video.

>>296463
I do recalling seeing this image but I have it saved.

>>296477
You loved it!

>>296481
I look forward to hearing it.

>>296485
Probably the best place that you're going to get for free.

>>296494
>second breakfasted
This never gets old.

>Pulled up his tracksuit pants and his legs were disgusting and purple.
This future should scare some NEETs.

>>296498
It sounds like you lack purpose

>>296514
I swear those top beans are like $1.2 at my local Coles but I might be wrong.

>>296517
> failings of UDP in IoT tracking implementations if you'd prefer.
Why would you want TCP with an IoT device, do they even put out anything of significance?

>>296541
Exactly.

>>296549
>>296552
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>296577
How whimsical.

>>296578
>>296579
>>296580
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 21:16:16 [Preview] No.296584 del
>Why Aboriginal activist who led crusade to change 'racist' Coon cheese name is STILL not happy with the new Cheer brand
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9150383/Aboriginal-activist-led-crusade-change-racist-Coon-cheese-not-happy.html


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 21:24:59 [Preview] No.296585 del
Oink Oink
>Woman reveals note she received from mysterious neighbour shaming her for 'screaming like a pig during sex' - but others joke she should deliver them a Kama Sutra book to 'spice up their lives'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9151083/Woman-reveals-received-note-neighbour-shaming-screaming-like-pig-sex.html


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 21:26:27 [Preview] No.296586 del
>Half an hour of stretching a day is more effective at reducing blood pressure than a brisk walk, study finds
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9151233/Half-hour-stretching-effective-reducing-blood-pressure-walk-study-finds.html


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 21:28:27 [Preview] No.296587 del
Woke up with one thought on my mind - what if the pyramids in egypt are just the tips of MUCH LARGER pyramids which are 9/10th buried beneath the sand?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 21:30:50 [Preview] No.296588 del
>>296584
What a boong


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 21:35:18 [Preview] No.296589 del
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>>296584
> boong complains
> company appeases
> still complains

imagine my shock


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 21:39:56 [Preview] No.296590 del
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>>296587
no the giza pyramids sit on the giza plateu and there is an alien base under the gizza plateu


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 21:44:22 [Preview] No.296591 del
>>296590
Have you ever been probed by aliens Nuro?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 21:54:50 [Preview] No.296592 del
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>>296591
yes mentally


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 22:09:28 [Preview] No.296595 del
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NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 22:18:05 [Preview] No.296596 del
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>>296590
Why is south upwards and north downwards? Is this map from an epoch when the sphinx was lying on its side?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 22:19:18 [Preview] No.296597 del
What's on for today neets? I kinda want get fucked up on drugs and goon to ease my terrifying anxiety, but I'll probably do some cooking instead.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 22:20:29 [Preview] No.296598 del
>>296595
I don't like it.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 22:25:55 [Preview] No.296599 del
>>296597
>What's on for today neets?
I have to go the dentist later today for my check-up. I wish I scheduled it earlier.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 22:29:19 [Preview] No.296600 del
>>296597
Hobby shop in Gawler
Picture shop in Nuriootpa
Dan in Munno Para
KFC in Elizabeth
Drill eight (8) holes in fifty (50) year old concrete


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 22:34:24 [Preview] No.296601 del
>>296600
>Picture shop in Nuriootpa
To get some snaps developed?

>Drill eight (8) holes in fifty (50) year old concrete
What for?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 22:37:59 [Preview] No.296602 del
>>296601
>To get some snaps developed?
There was a framed picture Motherbat liked when we visited a couple of weeks ago, but they were not open.

>What for?
To install sleeve anchors, which will hold down the gutter ramps I purchased last week. So that I can get a certain car up the driveway without scraping it.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 22:41:18 [Preview] No.296604 del
>>296597
>What's on for today neets?
Planning a nice healthy ride while getting fucked up on drugs and goon


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 22:42:43 [Preview] No.296605 del
>>296602
>up the driveway without scraping it.
To surprise motherbat when she arrives?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 22:54:45 [Preview] No.296606 del
Good morning neets


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 22:57:28 [Preview] No.296607 del
>>296606
Good morning.

The seroquel overcame me quite effectively last night in the end. First good sleep all week.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 22:59:27 [Preview] No.296608 del
>>296607
im glad to hear that
what time did you get up


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:06:09 [Preview] No.296609 del
>>296606
TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YE


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:07:02 [Preview] No.296610 del
>>296608
Woke up half an hour ago.
Up n at em sitting at my desk now, having a black instant, planning the day, and regretting the standards. The usual.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:08:04 [Preview] No.296611 del
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>Transgender footballer Hannah Mouncey threatens legal action against AFL
>>Hannah Mouncey is preparing to take the AFL to court for the right to play in the Canberra first grade women’s competition.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:13:31 [Preview] No.296613 del
>>296609
cheers m8

>>296610
nice. any brekky?
just coffee myself so far


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:16:56 [Preview] No.296614 del
>>296613
3rd of a tear and share and a dragonfruit.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:19:06 [Preview] No.296615 del
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>>296611
i hope that is just some 12D trans rigts false flag


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:27:22 [Preview] No.296616 del
>wondering who's gonna take the title of board boong if monk detoxes...it's gonna be nuro, right?


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:34:28 [Preview] No.296617 del
>>296616
>board politics


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:36:23 [Preview] No.296618 del
>>296616
Cruisey.

Or perhaps that NEET that got boonged on Monday, somehow I suspect he's the same NEET who got boonged on a bottle of whiskey and his Mummybot took him to the hospital.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:37:58 [Preview] No.296619 del
The fat cats that run this board are corrupt and greedy. They never share the promotional food & drinks sent in by KFC or Dan. They keep it all to themselves.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:39:19 [Preview] No.296620 del
>>296616
< ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:44:04 [Preview] No.296621 del
>>296572
Smogged hard.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:45:40 [Preview] No.296622 del
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>>296619
I don't know where you get that idea from.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:47:12 [Preview] No.296623 del


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:50:08 [Preview] No.296624 del
>>296583
>the pictures but not the video.
Yeah same.
>>296583
>$1.2 at my local Coles
They're dreaming.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:51:40 [Preview] No.296625 del
>>296584
>'I would have liked it (the name) to be something more inclusive of First Nations people,'
It already was.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:53:11 [Preview] No.296626 del
>>296586
Some of us, all we do is sit here and stretch it.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:55:21 [Preview] No.296627 del
>>296590
I believe.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:57:49 [Preview] No.296628 del
Inappropriately hungover.
Off to get some gatorade.


NEET 01/15/2021 (Fri) 23:58:06 [Preview] No.296629 del
>>296596
It's galactic north. The precession has turned Leo away.