Some more beef migor for me
Packing the sads like a gay cunt tonight.
It's the fucking wage!

$140 for a cage side seat at the next Hex fight.
Might.

>>338403
Watch her smash Bajo.

>>338413
heh

>>338405
Well bantered.

night all

>>338376
Good edition name.

>>338418
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

A delicious looking thread.

Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

Genuinely don't know what to do with my spare time.
Sitting here just opening different apps on my phone. No music, no video, nothing.
How lonely.

Had the sperg outs and woes all day. Today was meant to be standard free but I ended up getting three singles bottles of super dry. If I got a six pack I would have just drunk all of it.

>>338424
What made you sperg out?

Wish I hadn't stopped dieting back in feburary. What the fuck was I thinking?

Another night wide awake in bed after a day of being tired
An endless cycle that’s gone on for a decade now.
It’s rules my life and defines my character

wtf is wrong with Australians?

>>338544
mong

>>338543
If the government makes it compulsory then you can fake some debilitating reaction and get the DSP.

No one even says good morning anymore.

mordening all
seven days without a mondster, wank, kfc, basically anything good

>>338543
>>338545
>>338547
>>338548
Morning neeties. Woke up thinking I'd booked my car in for service today, turns out because of the long weekend I'd actually booked it in for yesterday. I'm such a mong.

>>338551
>>338550
>>338549
Morning

>>338423
You need to find something, perhaps even finding that something is what you need to do.

>>338426
Start it again.

>>338427
How do you wind down at night? When I go to bed with things on my it I get a worse night sleep. After a set time I get off my desktop and have 1-2 hours just watching television/playing with my phone.

You also have to a clean room that is a reasonable temperature.

>>338547
Good plan. I don't think I would like a clot in the brain though.

>>338548
Start it!

>>338549
Well done NEET.

>>338549
>>338550
>>338552
Good morning NEETs.

>>338554
>Well done NEET.
It wasn't something I chose to have happen!

(Morning)

>>338557
You should get the sticker then.

>>338555
>>338554
Morning

Possum asked me for nudes once.

>>338560
Did you provide high quality goods?

>>338561
I provided him some low-light artistic shots. I am not a slut.

>>338562
I hope there was a cheeky arse snap.

a linkedin post (now deleted) compared Oxford–AstraZeneca to HFC and Pfizer to FTTP

Might do some drinking while my car's getting serviced.

>>338566
I hope this isn't an impersonation. What are you having done?

Mongerins all.
Wanking from home today. Fell asleep at like 4am.
Having a pre-workout. Gonna try and stay off the grog today.

Good Morning Neets,

Its lovely to see you all.

>>338570
morning numo
how are your stitches?

>>338568
Good morning NEET.

>>338570
Good morning Nuro.

>>338564
Should have had a liocense to make that post.

>>338571
They are taped up, and honestly trying not to think of them, thanks for reminding me

>>338572
morno

>>338573
If it's real, it's amazing that they're not even doing interviews anymore, just proceeding straight to a court appearance. And they haven't seized his computers, meaning they don't have any forensic proof, other than an IP address.

Apparently this is a real sign at a Queensland hospital.

>>338576
kek, the tide of popular opinion has turned on dirt bikers

>>338577
That sign says no wheelies, not no dirt bikes.

>>338570
Unironically worried about vaccines now. What if the anti-vax retards are right, and the reason why I'm an autistic incel is because of all those shots when I was a kid?

>>338580
Your fears are unfounded. All opposing views have been debunked. Trust the science.

>>338564
Britain literally doesn't have enough police resources to deal with all the burglaries, cuddles and violence, which are disproportionately committed by blacks and muslims because they're too busy prosecuting people for complaining about all the bad behaviour by blacks and muslims. Sometimes I think we're not living in a real world, but are characters inside some political satire novel.

>>338580
If you dont get the covax you will be letting your community down and probably end up killing some nice little old lady, you monster

>>338578
Is it ok to do a wheelie in the hospital in a car then? Asking for a friend.

>>338583
And it'll be all YOUR fault, definitely not the fault of the pajeets or chinks who brought it into the country. Definitely not.

>>338580
if you think you are autistic its almost certainly from the glyphosphate (roundup) that made into the food supply

>>338581
we are rebunking it

I've acquired an alcoholic beverage and am now going watch Aliens in Alaska - The Mother Ship, and Captured. I expect the rest of you will watch it soon so we may have an intelligent discussion on the subject matter.

>>338580
if you think you are autistic its almost certainly from the glyphosphate (roundup) that made into the food supply

>>338581
we are rebunking it

THAT GREY HEAD

>>338581
>>338583
I think the science is forming that it can cause blood clots but they don't know why. That worries me.

>>338588
Enjoy.

>>338590
whats actually happening is the phizer vax is the nasty one and they are running a PR smear campaign that their competitor the Astrazenica one is causing blood clots

>>338588
There seem to be a depressing number of niggers in alaska - I've seen 3 so far on this series. I wonder what the fuck they do there.

>>338593
That be expensive.

>>338595
i could make that thing with 15 dollars of aliexpress parts

kek

Car is running again.
$371.82 for the alternator.
$12.00 for freight.
$80.50 for labour.

Cheaper than I thought it would be.

>>338598
Not bad at all.

>>338597
I still can't believe his family was paid $27 million or whatever it was for his death after with rap chart of charges. In Australia they would be lucky to get close to $100k

>>338597
Can someone tell me what game this is from?

>>338601
Looks like a WWE game.

>>338601
When the prosecution plays this video it's gonna be all over for chauvin.

Gettin tricky wit it

>>338604
Doing the needful?

Just found a piece of paper with my old bitcoin address on it. It's currently worth over $6000. And I can't find the fucking password to the account

>>338606
Sounds like a big FUCK

>>338606
mong'd

>>338607
Wondering if I could undergo hypnotic regression to help me retrieve the password.

>>338606
many such cases

SAD

These alaskans all seem to have internet connected surveillance cameras outside their caravans. Neets, how many people do you know who have cameras outside their houses? Do you? Is it a universal thing these days?

>>338612
>surveillance cameras outside their caravans.
Depending on if they are near wild life that might be a good way to protect yourself if a bear or something approaches as you can stay inside.

I know some people put them up when people damage their cars or property. It acts as a good deterrent.

You wake up at night and see this standing over your bed. What do?

>>338614
do the needful

>>338614
PUT A KNEE ON THE GHOST OF GEORGE FLOYD

>>338614
Give it a wave and turn over.

uh oh

It has been removed if you refresh.

>>338646
Very nice.

>>338659
Stop this.

>>338662
The current theory is that he is a pedophile migrant from another site who does this for no particular reason.

The posts have been deleted and are not in the Mod panel but are still on the page. Not really certain what is going on.

>>338663
>who does this for no particular reason.

not sure why he is using the nuro flag but its not even a mild hinderance, downies are like CP or shock spam .... its baffling

End of day wanking from home rage.
Gonna speak to my boss about doing 2 days a week remotely. There's practically no reason for me to even go in apart from some discussions that are better had in person.
So much more stress free when at home.

>>338616
Is that from a game? It reminds me of the sims, but I haven't played them in years.

>>338614
Neetking visiting hours.

>>338664
He cannot ever join a community, so he goes around spamming different communities in an attempt to destroy them. It explains why he is so persistent because the banning pisses him off(i.e. "NIGGER" in almost every appeal). However, everyone still being here pisses him off more (i.e. re-occurrence of the spam daily).

Just ignoring him and not giving him any attention is the cure. If you try to rationalize with him, he'll deny it (i.e. "I am not that person" response). If you find something that is true (his response about posting in the morning will be a lie "I fucking don't"), as he denies it. He always lies and is the reason why no one should talk to him.

>>338665
>So much more stress free when at home.
You should raise this as the reason.

>>338669
He will just push to 'find ways' to make the workplace less stressful.
And then not implement any of my suggestions.

>>338666
no idea satan

>>338668
no idea why the recent uptick tho

i swear he is some faggot getting payed to agiprop based on his automated toolset

>>338597
lol

>>338602
I remember playing two player on the ps1.

>>338665
That sounds good.
I think I could do most of my job from home.

>>338670
>to make the workplace less stressful.
Perhaps make a list of the issues that bother you and ask him to address each one (You could use the Mong doctor to write you a document saying you need particular things to aid in your treatment).

I doubt he would be able to meet them and if he does set a review date in a fortnight. If you have some medical documentation supporting your request for an accommodation and demonstrate you are still doing your job then it could be classified as discrimination if they don't accommodate you or fire you. You have disclosed the medical issue so it would look bad if they fired you or undertook disciplinary action once you brought the case forward for an accommodation.

>>338672
>no idea why the recent uptick tho
There is a belief that he was moved from a site when it went down. He also hates that this board has rules and that they are enforced. That is his primary issue.

>>338674
I saw the game but was never that into it. I was into that Simpsons Wrestling game though on the ps2.

>>338667
Wonder what old NK is up to these days.

After weeks, perhaps months of procrastinating the linen part of the wardrobe, I've just organised it in 15 minutes.

>>338676
Sounds good on paper but I'd rather not stir the pot that much. I sort of need this place as a referee in the future. I basically have none at the moment. The only issue is my boss is not pissed but not exactly happy about how many sickies I've taken and told him I need to work from home. Most of which are legitimate if you consider insomnia a real 'sick day', which I do because I can't do fucking anything under that artificial light surrounded by ringing phones and people talking etc when I'm fatigued.
The other sickies have been hangovers though. I don't wanna open up about the mong doc and ruin my reputation further incase I can squeeze a referr out of this guy.

finally home

Good morning (evening), fellas.

>>338680
>After weeks, perhaps months of procrastinating the linen part of the wardrobe, I've just organised it in 15 minutes.
On the other hand, you'd had to organize it over and over since then if you'd done it without the procrastination. I'm against stalling shit - simply because I suffer from this as well - but this is the truth.

>>338680
The only case they can fire you under if you have an accommodation is if your job is no longer needed and they would have to prove that fact. Even then that would probably be when the company shuts down and I don't think that's likely.

If you had evidence that they were slandering you as a referee to jobs about your performance in regards to issues related to your accommodation, you could take that further. You would need solid evidence though.

I am saying this because you do take days off to boong but that in itself is related to the current issues you are facing. Having a stated medical condition and them not supporting it is opening themselves to more issues than you. You know that but it can salt the water, but without doing it you can be fired for your boongery.

>>338681
Good drive?

>>338682
Good evening (morning) fella.

>>338677
DAYUM

>>338684
It was OK I guess. A few slowpokes and dingbats.

>>338686
Given his intensity tonight, I am fairly confident in what I have said is true. He can't really respond in any other way.

cant we just backtrace his ip address and then show up in a van with the hungary bros and chop his legs off or something?

>>338695
I don't think anyone can take away the show he is providing. His show will go on until he ends it. But he's stuck in a recursive loop with no terminating condition.

Planned on going to the gym tonight but the local is calling me.

>>338697
The local is a shithole and doesn't need your money.

>>338696
He will run out of IPs his VPN subscription provides. He probably try to use free proxies as well, but they are painful to use in general.
Imagine paying so he can use the free service we provide.

>>338683
Thats all well and good but my boss is a slimey pajeet and I don't wanna go that route.

He finally said my name!

>>338702
It's very sad.

>>338702
I am starting to enjoy the errors he makes; posting two pictures at once, posts without the image, and how he misspells words like there is some kind of unique word filter. Truly bizarre behaviour.

>>338706
Acknowledgement at last.

i miss motherbat making my dindins

>>338710
Bring her back on the weekend.

Green top at the loke like a pisshead bloke

>>338712
you make me wanna choke, you dope

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/harry-potter-and-chernobyl-star-paul-ritter-dies-aged-54/news-story/52c989c0fe59d2daf929a7d3c582370b

i liked this fella

>>338714
He was good value.

>>338714
I only know his role from Chernobyl. I want to rewatch that show sometimes.

>>338682
Afternoon

look at him go

>>338717
Friday Night Dinner is quite funny, but I'm not sure how well some of it would translate.

>>338732
I watch stuff in original, not dubbed.

>>338735
In that case, check out a couple of episodes.

Sittin at the local
Feelin mad vocal
Another day of wagein and I’ll go mad postal

No one to hang with, or even talk to
Tell me god, what’s this poor neet garn do
Nothin left, but rappin for a (You)

>>338743
(poo)

>>338743
Here's a (You), you

Two (You)‘s, two wanked poos
Awh fuck it’s the sundown blues

just got of the phone with a telehealth from my old GP

said he alone did over 80 vax jabs today

>>338748
did you ask him how bragging camp was going?

>>338748
Shouldn't Russian one be the same if they stole it from others?

Thicc clappers.

>>338750
really ?

Dynamic swingers.

might go to bed

>>338752
From what I recall it was developed very fast. I remember companies complaining about people snooping around their networks.

Tungsten swinger case

Titantium swinger case.

Composite depleted uranium swinger turret.

Radioactive swingers

>>338759
Zero swimmers

Bought a 6pack home after drinking 3 long necks.
Dangerous.

Gonna finish watching Collateral (2004) at some point tonight. Feelin pretty good.

>>338761
What's a long neck? A type of glass bottle?

>>338761
Pretty good moofie.

>>338762
750ml bottle of beer

>>338762
A longneck is a bottle of beer containing 750ml. It is the equivalent of two “stubbies”, which are glass bottles containing 375ml. Stubby meaning short or short and fat.

stubby in my bum

Interpretive Massive Attack bopping

Any choofs tonight cruisedoggo?

>>338763
>>338765
I see.
We have 0.5 litre bottles, and they also trying with 0,4 (sames in cans). For a while 1 l bottles also could be bought, but as far as I know they stopped producing that. Then there the plastic bottles - which give bad taste to any alcohol (even water after a while) - in 0,33 and 0,66 I think, and larger up to 2 l, and 2,5 l I believe. Or some such. These days I rarely go out of my way to buy alcohol. Even then just a couple of cans.

>>338769
Yeah I'm not that keen on booze, I buy a 6 pack every so often but don't really enjoy the after effects.

>>338769
The bottles and cans are just for home consumption. In pubs they are poured from a tap into a glass. Beer glass sizes here are a science.

>>338771
>SA pint is a QLD schooner
based

>>338773
SA is the weirdest for beer sizes, it's schooner in just about every other state.

>>338774
Yeah, but it’s good when a cute bar girl does the whole “you’re from Adelaide!” bit.

>>338775
And in winter we can order a butcher of port

>>338771
200 ml - pikoló (piccolo)
300 ml - pohár (glass)
500 ml - korsó (we don't have pint, let's call it a mug)
Rarely some pubs offer 1l mugs, we could call it a jug similarly.
In pubs you could ask from tap, buy in bottles or cans. For the latters they usually offer a glass.
From Western Europe they also push 400 ml mugs, which is just insulting. I see these mostly in relatively "better" places.
Also the younger generations rarely heard about the pikoló.

https://www.brewsnews.com.au/2011/01/17/schooner-wars/

This is the article I got the picture from. It contains a history of the sizing.

>>338777
Cool.
Just to confuse things, we can also get English/Irish beers in an imperial pint, which is 525ml.
At German festivals (Octoberfest, Schutzenfest) we can also sometimes find a 1L stein, or mug as you call it.

>>338779
Well, this is the problem with the traditional measurements.

>>338755
its a totally differnt technology you dunce

>>338775
this never happened once

>>338761
Was only going to have a few tonight but I got a good buzz going. Now I’m at 9.8 standos. Can’t do moderation. Easier to have none than just one.

>>338783
know thy and be true to thyself's boongery

>>338783
>Easier to have none than just one.
Yeah, that always the starter for the motor to run.

>>338783
I can do maybe 4 standoes.
After that I'm a goner. Currently at around ~10.

Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

>>338788
Night.

>>338781
Tell me about that.

Might just work from home without even asking or needing a reason tomorrow.

>>338791
Based

>>338790
sputnik V =/= MRNA

MRNA += NEET

>>338794

No.

anti-nuro and offbrand pepsi?

>>338795
>trust Bibi
Hilarious. I wonder what the body corporates say about that.

>>338798
It's not a good look, he has all those corruption charges against him stuff.

>body corporates
The cutthroat underbelly of the Hungarian loyalist syndicate.

Getting worried about my hand. It still doesn’t feel right after that fall on glass at the pub. When I touch between the knuckles it almost tingles with numbness. Yesterday at work I felt some pain and difficulty using a mouse at certain angles.
Not sure what it could be. The hand effectively functions ok. Might be a muscle or blood flow thing

>>338799
Exactly. That guy balances on the razors edge, everyone just waiting when a careless step gets him onto court.

>>338800
>Hungarian loyalist syndicate
What word that filters?

>>338801
Why not amputate?

check both spoiler boxes

>>338801
Maybe the glass cut a nerve? Those heal slowly.

>>338801
Sounds like a deep cut.

Interpretive pacing.

>>338805
>>338806
Possible I guess. Dunno how I get that checked out. Can they scan for nerve activity these days?
Man idk shieeet
Garn a choof

GOOD NIGHT NEETS

>>338807
If it's not bleeding just watch for inflammation and keep it clean. don't pick at it or nothing

>>338808
ShadowNuro?



Goodnight

>>338807
This: >>338809
Unless you have some condition that prevents that, nerves regenerate, except for major damage.
Try to rest it. Try to get comfortable with the mouse in your other hand.

>>338809
It stopped bleeding on the same night. Over a month ago. Still some numbness is present and sometimes my pinky is less responsive than my left hand.

Not going to the office tomorrow.

>>338808
Night.
That training isn't a stupidest thing. If you want to use swords against people. Romans trained with their arms on, to get comfortable with the weight.

>>338812
Doc did not see it?

>>338812
Suck the glass out. Like poison.

Goodnight.

>>338816
Night.

Sitting in my undies and I'm sippin on a tinnie
Ice cold bundies mate I'm not quite skinny
Got a beer gut
My eyes half shut
I'm deadshit derro man I'm such a mut

Choof pipes many, spare me a penny
Tunes so loud I might need me a jenny
Interpretation, down the station, mind elation
My NEET raps play throughout the nationnnnn

Haven't checked into here in a while
How are we all

>>338820
Preparing for the collapse

>>338768
Hafd a few but then crashed.
Had a big day at the wage yesterday, I was going to post about it but then the mong started up and I left.

>>338771
Went to the pub yesterday for lunch with a mate. I had two non imperial pints and he had a schooner of lemon lime and bitters.
I apologised for getting him a butcher and said i'd get him two.
Got back to the table and realised it was a schooner, which the barmaid had told me when she got it out of the fridge.
Might not be able to show my face in that pub again.

>>338775
This happened to me in rural NSW. All the shearers called me a faggot with their eyes. 'I think you mean a middy, mate'.

>>338777
These numbers make more sense, all of ours are based off of imperial.

>>338820
Not bad, you?

Good morning friends.

>>338830
Good morning NEET.

>>338840
Morning.

>>338830
>>338840
>>338844
mordning
back in teh office today
somebody left two (2) lindt bunnies on desk

>>338845
y0 !

>>338846
>somebody left two (2) lindt bunnies on desk
Lucky boy.

>>338844
>>338846
Good morning NEETs.

>>338855
Hi nuro, your breakfast sounds like a cholestorol festival. you should get soy milk in your latte, for your health.

>>338861
>flavourtowns cholesterol festival
kek
>soy
NO

>>338886
dare

>>338855
Good morning Nuro.

Wankin from home again.
Slightly hungover.
Fried noodles for breakky

>>338899
Please jump off a building then.

Is this because I blocked your shitty spam?

reeeee fucking pajeet bossman wants me to post the ticket numbers in my stats at the end of the day.
Why the fuck should I do that? He can just create a filter through our ticketing system and view the closed tickets per assignee etc.
Bet you he just can't be fucked figuring it out

>>338902
Probably. Take half an hour to do it.

>>338902
It's a passive aggressive thing.
He thinks you're not pulling your weight, and by making you do this you'll lift your game without having to be formally managed.

>>338905
Its not that though. Yesterday I closed 11 tickets while most people close 1-5. I just wrote "11" instead of listing them like everyone else does.
Everyone in the team can create a custom filter to view anyones tickets based on a number of criteria. You can also generate reports on the phone system and I'm sure you can run reports on tickets raised to the dev team through their own ticketing system.

Posting your stats at the end of the day creates a toxic sense of competition in the workplace. A guy has been there for longer than I have and every day he does fuck all work, posts his shitty stats, and nothing every happens. Whats the fucking point

>>338906
So, post your stats and outshine them all.
If you're that far ahead without making any additional effort, then what have you got to lose?

>>338896
morning

just got to work

#BO if you banned the downie wombo ai video that was posted with the pepe flag that was the real nuro

dont blame you

>>338908
I don't want to outshine them all
I want my boss to do his fucking job

>>338912
so reply with that then

The rate at which planes start flying into mountains and falling from the sky will be low at first, but that doesn’t matter because the system won’t allow for an honest explanation anyway and so the carnage will continue.

Eventually it will be commonly accepted that air-travel is simply not worth the risk and it will become something only the elites, with white men flying their planes, will be able to risk.

Everyone else will watch old footage of flying in the 80’s and 90’s and wonder in bemusement at how safe, easy and routine it seemed back then.

Gonna do some day drinking I reckon

>>338917
Cheers!

>>338915
lolmao, good riddance. I hate flying and I hate the globalisation air travel has enabled and I hate the rich elites who frequently travel by air.

>>338916
Do you have a plan, or are you just going to make it up as you go along?

Might watch godzilla vs kong. I reckon the whole thing's gonna be an allegory for gook vs nigger violence.

>>338923
Keep us updated.

>>338920
A plan? Haven't a clue what you mean

How was Facebook sccuddled? Effectively, the attacker created an address book with every phone number on the planet and then asked Facebook if his 'friends' are on Facebook.

>>338926
UwU thats clever. Facebook is gay

>>338923
nah its just hollybody corporate great replacement delivery vehicle. Kongs magic axe is le cool tho.

wage apathy

>>338924
One thing I noticed a few minutes into the movie - it's got that ugly girl from Stranger Things in it, and she's less ugly now than she was back in 2015.

>>338944
Does she die?

does somebody have to the github link to the board software?

>>338957
Ont the front page it says it is a fork of this:
https://gitgud.io/LynxChan/LynxChan

>>338946
I hope so, but a lifetime of watching holywood movies has left me with the intuition that no, they'll never kill off the teenage girl.

Gonna knock off at lunch and choof the arvo away

>>338961
ta

>>338962
It's also got that fucking annoying new zealand fat kid from deadpool 2 in it, who I'm not going to post because he looks like the downie kid, and I don't want to be mistaken for downie poster.

>>338965
>and I don't want to be mistaken for downie poster.
You are not having a tantrum. There is a difference.

>>338961
I thought it might have had some byte strings defined for matching file types or something, but it's doing shit like attached

>>338973
The site has a few areas of improvement.

>>338972
What if downie kid really is a downie, and he's just taken a selfie for the first time and that's when he realised and that's why he's so mad?

Cruisey basically has two full time jobs now

>>338976
I could disable image posting but then the issue is he still has access. If this is the process we need to go through, then continue it. Just refresh the page periodically as the posts are removed.

>>338975
>that's why he's so mad?
It could very well be the case and it may not be.

Doesn't really explain why he's sitting here all day and doing it. His appeals are similar to that of that half chan chad fish poster

>>338982
>disable image posting
Why not do that for a while? If we really need to show someone an image, we can post a url of the image to click on.

>>338982
Send Wombo an email at that address of his.
He might have something that can be passed back to the devs.

How hard is it to go flouride free? Is flouride added to bottled water you buy at the supermarket?

>>338984
He wants that happen and he is attempting to get this by spamming (i.e. it is a disruption of the board). We are not giving him that power that his tantrums can determine what happens here.

>>338985
Unless the information was identifying or it came back to him personally, I doubt it would have any impact. This is all assuming that is him.

>>338992
What's this?

Midday cone

>>338993
How can it be used?

>>338996
you would add a check for it in the upload code, after it has determined the MIME type

can I get a bleep blorp

>>338997
Perhaps when the big fella comes on he can look into adding that as I don't have that level of access.

>>338999
yes, it would require somebody who knew the codebase

>>338986
most fluoride is absorbed through the skin while showering

nuro is at work

nuro is hurting

nuro will be knocking off at 2pm

nuro will be aquiring 50 panadeine fortes at 2:15

nuro will be at the beach initiating goon cup at 2:30

>>339005
>nuro is hurting
Have you told the doctor about the open stitches?

>>338989
>>338982
>>338984
nuro is ok with disbaling image posting to reduce the moderation workload

5th beer

>>339006
Yes. They arent really open open, its a subcutaneous stitching

>>339010
Does your body need a sixth?

>>339012
Nah but I’ll have it anyway
And another 6

Mysterious fella in a robe beckoned me over to a dark corner at the surf club and said he'll reveal the secret ingredient of Milk Arrowroots if I come to his pathetic men's only book club. If it's just milk I'm going to go ballistic.

>>339014
kek, what type of test was it?

>>339016
driving test

>>339018
Driving instructors can be a weird bunch. Some are fantastic and others are piss poor.

Garn the place

>>339021
To the local?

>>338973
Lol

The plot of godzilla vs kong: godzilla and kong basically double team mecha-godzilla. Kaiju movies seem particularly poorly suited to having many sequels - the best movie out of this series was the 2014, which managed to still give the audience a certain amount of fear and wonder, and that's inevitably worn off as more movies were made.

>>339032
What NEET rating out of ten would you give it?

Mallard named Bird of the Sydney royal easter show.

https://midcoastonlinenews.com.au/sydney-royal-2021-duck-named-bird-of-the-show-for-the-first-time-in-199-years-the-senior/

>>339038
Shame it isn't thiccer.

>>339032
Another problem with kaiju movies is there's generally not much for the actors to do, especially once they've unleashed the monsters. The choices and feelings of the humans make almost no difference to the progression of the movie.
>>339033
3/10

>>339040
>3/10
I'll give it miss based on this score.

Home from work. Good to be doing a poo in my own toilet.

Might buy that cage side ticket

>>339042
Poo day relief.

>>339043
Can you afford it?

>>339044
Yeah, but it starts at 6 so I’ll have to leave work early

>>339045
Oh but you did 11 tickets remember

>>339038
>Indian Runner Duck
Another immigrant stealing a Aussie bird’s show prizes

Stout and rocklea road easter bunny for dindins I think

>>337862
I don't think it's anything personal against Nuro. My guess would be the person who keeps doing the spam is upset at endchan as a whole and sees Nuro as a good target for his bullshit. If I were Nuro I wouldn't respond to the spammer's posts, seeing people get upset and paying attention to his antics probably gives him a kick.
>>338597
Him holding a banana in the CCTV footage was so surreal.
>>338606
Unfortunate, I hope you remember your password and get your money.
>>338766
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>>338771
I knew the differences in beer glass names and sizes between states was confusing but I didn't know it was this confusing.
>>338818
I like this, you should make some more and maybe even vocaroo it.
>>339015
Sounds very weird, maybe he wants to cuddle you.
27 degrees today in Shitbourne, came back from staying in country VIC with some friends of mummybot's late on Tuesday evening, I spent most of my time out there bushwalking, while mummybot sat at the house drinking wine and gossiping with her friends, I took a lot of pictures, which I'll try and post some of later.

>>339051
>Him holding a banana in the CCTV footage was so surreal.
The need to feed. Feed = Power.

>>339050
Excellent combination neet.

Good evening (morning) fella. Thank you.

The SmartNEET said:
>>338992
>>338997

>>339050
>rocklea road easter bunny
Poo bulking.

>>339071
I thought that was a surprise mid-week article by that woman. Two women there that write terrible crap about their lives.

>>339072
they're usually offset by a few days

>>339071
How do these women make money from writing about their sluttiness?
They're like female comedians telling 'jokes' about periods. Through empowering women we're teaching young girls that they're worth is measured by their sex appeal.
Sad.

>>339073
I don't understand why they do not pay a court reporter a days pay to write articles about what is happening in the community instead of this crap.

One of the regulars at the local was outside smoking a dart as I left and tried to make conversation while I had my headphones in.
I smiled at him but otherwise walked onwards. Should have hung around and got to know him.

>>339074
I don't know.
You'd also think after so many failed encounters they'd do some self-reflection on why it is that either none of these men are good enough for them or none of these men want anything to do with them.

>>339076
>Should have hung around and got to know him.
Being local with locals in the local.

>>339070
He will need a very large glass of Metamucil to move that out.

>>339077
They both also have mirror selfies sitting on the floor with skimpy clothes on.
They both know they're making money from being sluts but have a pretentious air of pseudo-activism.
Cringe.

>>339080
I suspect if you went on a date with these women they would have nothing interesting to say about anything. They'd have no hobbies. Unless they were talking about their latest purchase, or sex, reality tv, or parroting the latest woke sound byte, they'd have nothing to say.

>>339081
20 posts
12 deleted
8 remain

>>339081
>>339083
Just the tard spammer.

>>339084
ausneets is 60% tard?

>>339085
He is a very busy autist.

>>339086
calm down

>>339085
We shall try and calculate the exact value to three decimal places at tonight's Council meeting.

>>339081
Three (You)s.

Thank (You).

>>339052
>The need to feed. Feed = Power.
I guess the whole run in with the police was a conflict over access to feed.

>>339088
I didn't think ausneets were capable of floating point calculation

>>339087
Why would you say that?

>>339092
There was no need to flash your Admin badge

>>339088
>tonight's Council meeting.
It won't be
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mpDimVuhDEA [Embed]
<OFFICIAL ARTIST CHANNEL

>>339088
before or after everybody has had their fruitbox? >>338425

>>339093
You like how shiny it is.

>>339093
especially when he just used an aussie flag to praise the bleep borp neet

>>338425
the vaccineums

>>339097
>bleep borp
I like this phrase. How can it be a word filter?

>>339099
We just filter for 'bleep borp' and replace it with something else.

>>339093
Unrelated. The...
>Always use role signature
...option was on.

>>339099
python

>>339102
my anaconda don't want none

pip install downiespam

>>339104
kek

My grandfather would have been 91 today, I go and buy a beer and drink it in memory of him later.

>>339107
Even better than the original.

>>339108
A lovely way to honour his memory.

>>339108
You should.

test

>>339112
PASS.

Trying to decide whether to go out and get some ice cream and coke.

>>339115
STAYING IN MATE IT WAS A PEARLER OF A DAY

nice to see things are kinda back to normal

>>339116
If only we knew how BASED it is.

Bought that fight ticket.

>>339120
How much?

>>339120
Good position?

>>339121
$150

>>339119
its a comfy kind of based

>>339120
thats fucking sweet bruh im hyped

Clapping cheeks.

>>339117
I'll consider that a yes and go in search of some ben + jerry's phish food.

>>339127
GOOD LUCK MATE

SNIFF IT OUT

FARK THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS

>>339131
Microchips confirmed?

>>339131
Free goon for all?

>>339132
>Microchips
Straight to the arse

>>339132
this

>>339133
nah no soma 4 U