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NEET General #386 - Must Be Love Edition NEET 07/31/2021 (Sat) 21:48:17 [Preview] No. 388261
There's a good reason milk is considered a basic part of a healthy, balanced diet.

How do you enjoy your milk?

OLD: >>387267


NEET 07/31/2021 (Sat) 21:48:57 [Preview] No.388262 del
AUSTRALIA BEST A


NEET 07/31/2021 (Sat) 21:57:44 [Preview] No.388265 del
I should have correct that mistake.


NEET 07/31/2021 (Sat) 23:18:41 [Preview] No.388285 del
VEGAN NEETs
SAY NO TO ANIMAL CRUELTY


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NEET 07/31/2021 (Sat) 23:26:35 [Preview] No.388289 del
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NEET 07/31/2021 (Sat) 23:28:52 [Preview] No.388290 del
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NEET 07/31/2021 (Sat) 23:31:22 [Preview] No.388291 del
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NEET 07/31/2021 (Sat) 23:33:26 [Preview] No.388293 del
>>388291
We never found out why.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 00:03:22 [Preview] No.388312 del
BEAT THAT NEET MEAT


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 00:04:11 [Preview] No.388313 del
>>388261
I want to get some Nubian miniature goats to produce milk.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 00:06:31 [Preview] No.388314 del
>>388261
>How do you enjoy your milk?
With Pepsi.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 00:08:51 [Preview] No.388315 del
>>388313
Aussie goats not good enough?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 00:16:27 [Preview] No.388316 del
>>388315
Aussie goats are a mix of everything.
If the goat farming went well, I would release at least one yearly.
They rejuvenate the ecosystem.
Same as if I became a big mushroom farmer, I'd throw all the substrate left over around the place to hopefully get mycelium to grow.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 00:21:11 [Preview] No.388317 del
I've now got a rotating rust textured cube in my browser. I haven't been so proud of something I've produced myself since I did my first poop in a toilet.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 00:24:31 [Preview] No.388318 del
>>388317
Well cubed neet.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 00:30:29 [Preview] No.388319 del
>>388317
Well done NEET.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:15:15 [Preview] No.388320 del
only just finished my can of mondster
it's going to be a slow day


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:17:44 [Preview] No.388321 del
>>388320
It is for me too. Might take it easy. Started writing some code with errors and I knew its time for a break.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:25:28 [Preview] No.388322 del
I wonder if Nuro's still alive.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:26:15 [Preview] No.388323 del
might have an alcohol free day after yesterday's effort


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:27:37 [Preview] No.388324 del
>>388323
Sounds do-able.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:31:00 [Preview] No.388325 del
Moaning Fellas


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:32:23 [Preview] No.388326 del


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:32:55 [Preview] No.388327 del
>>388325
flavor village


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:33:21 [Preview] No.388328 del
>>388322
accurate

i caught up on some after last nights purge slowly recharging....


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:40:15 [Preview] No.388329 del
NURO LIVES IN POZZTOWN POZZLAND


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:40:36 [Preview] No.388330 del
got your appetite for based back I see


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:41:51 [Preview] No.388331 del
ordered a couple of boigs


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:44:51 [Preview] No.388332 del
>>388329
no i am on the extreme butthole of one of the LGAs no one here gives a flying fuck, the beaches will still be full


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:46:06 [Preview] No.388333 del
>>388332
didn't ask


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:46:54 [Preview] No.388334 del
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oh lawdy.....


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:47:15 [Preview] No.388335 del
>>388328
What caused it?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:47:34 [Preview] No.388336 del
>>388325
Nuro bought his bacon filet mignons from the butcher once.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 01:50:04 [Preview] No.388337 del
>>388335
roomates have been really sick who the fuck knows

being run down all week, drinking, wasnt eating right body just went nope.jpg


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 02:02:30 [Preview] No.388338 del
>>388331
What ones?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 02:13:13 [Preview] No.388339 del
Queensland is currently seeking a UN resolution authorising them to lockdown the LGA nuro lives in, but the russians are threatening to veto it on nuro rights grounds.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 02:13:32 [Preview] No.388340 del
>>388338
a bacon deluxe and a chicken cheese and bacon
they have since been consumed


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 02:25:11 [Preview] No.388341 del
>>388339
im currently looking at the surfcams and aint seeing much of a lockdown


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 02:37:47 [Preview] No.388342 del
>>388341
This means if you live in a locked down area you can only leave your residence to:
...
exercise within a 10km radius of your home, and with no more than one person from outside your household
...


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 02:49:13 [Preview] No.388343 del
>>388342
hah yeah rite


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 02:57:46 [Preview] No.388344 del
bum bum


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 03:02:11 [Preview] No.388345 del
>>388344
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 03:31:19 [Preview] No.388346 del
Fuck. Was meant to be sober today but I woke up at 1pm heavily taxed


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 03:32:55 [Preview] No.388347 del
>>388346
Tomorrow is always do-able.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 03:45:48 [Preview] No.388348 del
Nuro dipstick analyzes his urine regularly once.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 03:46:32 [Preview] No.388349 del
>>388348
>regularly once


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 03:51:11 [Preview] No.388350 del
>>388346
its the weekend of the TAX mate

many such cases


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 03:52:10 [Preview] No.388351 del
>>388348
>urine
i get monthly blood tests you dildo


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 03:52:49 [Preview] No.388352 del
>>388351
How were the last results? Improving?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 03:59:15 [Preview] No.388353 del
think i need a poo


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:00:09 [Preview] No.388354 del
>>388352
Yes, cholestrol way down, liver better, and blood pressure totally normal

finding a good doc can literally save your life neets, shop around


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:00:54 [Preview] No.388355 del
>>388354
What was your ALT? is it less than 1000 yet?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:02:15 [Preview] No.388356 del


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:04:40 [Preview] No.388357 del
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well here we go ladies and gentleman


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:05:14 [Preview] No.388358 del
>>388356
Its nothing to worry about.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:06:16 [Preview] No.388359 del
Nuro renewed his subscription to the Guardian once.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:15:27 [Preview] No.388360 del
>>388359
News sites actually apply to Nuro for review.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:20:23 [Preview] No.388361 del
>>388360
>review
Approval


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:22:26 [Preview] No.388362 del
>>388361
Based certification is very stringent.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:23:14 [Preview] No.388363 del
shid completed


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:24:03 [Preview] No.388364 del
>>388363
no pics, never happened


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:35:10 [Preview] No.388365 del
Are my methods unsound?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:36:12 [Preview] No.388366 del
>>388365
I would have to see the function first.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:40:12 [Preview] No.388367 del
imagine being a faggot oop programmer and not a based procedural one


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:44:58 [Preview] No.388368 del
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>>388367
Based and poo pilled.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:48:23 [Preview] No.388369 del
>>388368
poo's love oop java because you can just copy and paste shit


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:50:12 [Preview] No.388370 del
>>388357
When are you going to save the world?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:50:23 [Preview] No.388371 del
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>>388368
Poo Party


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:55:12 [Preview] No.388372 del
>>388371
Imagine the smell.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:55:39 [Preview] No.388373 del
>>388370
its not worth saving, thats the andromedans firm position since 911, fuck even the pleadiens dont want to touch the SJW and lefties

imagine being a straight white alien male....


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:56:29 [Preview] No.388374 del
>>388369
Just use designated c++


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:56:48 [Preview] No.388375 del
>>388373
>alien
Hot?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:57:08 [Preview] No.388376 del
>>388373
You won't because you're not strong enough.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:57:50 [Preview] No.388377 del
>nuro is too weak to save the world
Sad! This is why Trump isn't the president.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:57:51 [Preview] No.388378 del
>>388376
Healthy at any size.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 04:59:47 [Preview] No.388379 del
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, feeling bored and a bit covered in curry, kind of want to leave the house and do something but I have no clue what I'd actually do.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:00:24 [Preview] No.388380 del
>>388373
Do the Adromedans and Pleadiens talk to you often?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:00:54 [Preview] No.388381 del
Might have to drink this tax away, which puts me at great risk of ending up at 16+ standards on a work night.
Schitzin


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:01:05 [Preview] No.388382 del
>>388379
Don't, the pozz is out there and now we don't have Nuro to save us.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:01:29 [Preview] No.388383 del
>>388381
Stop schitzin and start schnitzin.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:01:45 [Preview] No.388384 del
>>388379
I was gonna go to Southland and buy a new hoodie but can’t be fucked


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:02:09 [Preview] No.388385 del
>>388377
>Trump isn't the president
<Two weeks
IN. THE. BAG.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:02:52 [Preview] No.388386 del
>>388379
>kind of want to leave the house and do something
I have stuck to a rigid routine to overcome this feel of lockdown. Go for a walk.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:03:11 [Preview] No.388387 del
>>388383
You have a good attitude, my friend.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:06:07 [Preview] No.388389 del
>>388373
Do you think the NSDAP bases on the moon and in antarctica are still there?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:08:44 [Preview] No.388390 del
>>388382
I don't care.
>>388384
>Southland
I went there in November last year when I was in that area and wanted to buy a cigar, ended up buying some cheap cigarillos from the tobacconists there. It's a shithole filled with normies and pajeets trying to buy themselves new clothes or TVs or whatever, as is every other major shopping centre.
>>388386
>Go for a walk
I would but I was going for walks heaps during the lockdown, doesn't really work for me in breaking out of that feeling.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:20:48 [Preview] No.388391 del
>>388390
>I don't care.
Based.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:27:04 [Preview] No.388392 del
I've had quite a few wanks today.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:27:51 [Preview] No.388393 del
>>388390
https://www.cigarhut.com.au/chavitos-minis/
https://www.cigarhut.com.au/chavitos-half-corona/
shit but i only paid $19.00 and $33.00 a year ago
fucking inflation man


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:29:48 [Preview] No.388394 del
>>388392
Do you feel wankrupt?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:30:47 [Preview] No.388395 del
>>388393
I think cargo is also more expensive and add that with inflation.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:34:45 [Preview] No.388396 del
>>388393
"Made in Indonesia"


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:37:26 [Preview] No.388397 del
>>388396
you think a neet be buying cubans?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:47:09 [Preview] No.388398 del
>>388397
No, but Indonesia isn't the first place I'd think of when it came to cigars.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 05:47:22 [Preview] No.388399 del
>>388393
I forget what it was that I bought that time, I remember that I only paid something like 9 or 10 dollars for two packs of two cigarillos so what if it was would have been some real cheap shit.
>fucking inflation man
I'd imagine it's probably also the government raising the tobacco exise.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:07:10 [Preview] No.388400 del
It’s a Nuro saves a kite surfer episode.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:09:31 [Preview] No.388401 del
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NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:15:50 [Preview] No.388402 del
>>388400
You're not supposed to use your tongue when giving mouth-to-mouth.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:30:11 [Preview] No.388403 del
>>388402
Nah dude with green wing had a special type of wing nuro knows about from kiting at Sandgate and he was getting dragged across the beach. He needed help getting the wing down and safe.

Karma is real I also found a fresh pack of long beach with only one gone.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:34:23 [Preview] No.388404 del
>>388403
>a fresh pack of long beach with only one gone.
Good score.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:37:32 [Preview] No.388405 del
>>388403
smell my pecker you dirty hecker


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:39:35 [Preview] No.388406 del
>>388331
I had two Vili Boigs from Mile End.
Very good. Nice, thick, real patty.
I think they forgot my order, I was waiting for about 10 mins.
They gave me free chips for both boigs.
Went to McLaren Vale and a few smaller towns near there with old mate. He gave me a big bud when I dropped him home.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:40:52 [Preview] No.388407 del
>>388379
Take up kayaking.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:41:47 [Preview] No.388408 del
>>388406
Yeah they do good boigs there. I go there semi-regularly during office hours. Schnitzels and English breakfasts are good too.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:42:15 [Preview] No.388409 del
>>388408
> I go there semi-regularly during office hours
when I can get a park that is.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:42:50 [Preview] No.388410 del
>>388405
Wash it!


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:43:43 [Preview] No.388411 del
>>388406
>They gave me free chips for both boigs.
Based.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:45:45 [Preview] No.388412 del
>>388408
I was just going to get a pie but they're a bit of a rip off.
The burger was $14 (without chips) and a pie was $5.50 (I would've needed two).
The burger filled me up well. I almost needed a nap on the way home.
I think I may have got pinged by a cop on the freeway.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:48:55 [Preview] No.388413 del
>>388412
>(I would've needed two).
I think you could have fit three in there.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:48:55 [Preview] No.388414 del
Venetians shut
Beer and counter strike
Might smoke inside
Troglodyte boong choof cave vibes


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:49:03 [Preview] No.388415 del
>>388412
> think I may have got pinged by a cop on the freeway.

This is your punishment for being a cheap cunt and skimping on that second pie


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:49:16 [Preview] No.388416 del
>>388414
>Venetians shut
What are they saying today?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:51:03 [Preview] No.388417 del
>>388413
I would've also needed a vanilla slice, they also have an apple cheesecake bun that was giving me dirty looks.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:51:58 [Preview] No.388418 del
>>388415
I need to learn to trust the plan.
If I walk in for pie, I must come out with pie.
I second guessed myself, I questioned.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:52:30 [Preview] No.388419 del
>>388414
Lets be big choof poofs together monke.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:52:56 [Preview] No.388420 del
>>388416
They ridicule me for not having much to think about, my mental capacity filled largely with a song in my head and disdain for reddit posts I can’t stop being annoyed at whenever I browse while shitting


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:53:09 [Preview] No.388421 del
I'm so tired, but I need to test the bud.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:53:55 [Preview] No.388422 del
>>388420
Shit that disdain out.


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NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:55:32 [Preview] No.388424 del
>>388421
Have it next weekend.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:56:20 [Preview] No.388425 del
>>388420
>while shitting
You should hold in those poos for a few days then let them out in one quick push.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 06:59:52 [Preview] No.388426 del
>>388425
Then grab a scoop-net and get the diamonds out of the water.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:02:09 [Preview] No.388427 del
>>388407
I remember doing kayaking a couple of times on school excursions and stuff, it was pretty comfy. not sure how much it costs to get into though.
Cooked myself some pasta and had a coffee, might go for a walk now.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:02:19 [Preview] No.388428 del
2 rather small choofs.
Fuark. The nuggoes are rock solid.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:05:16 [Preview] No.388429 del
>>388427
I did a few different types.
There's the one where you are in the plastic canoe, the one on the flat piece of wood and the seat slides back and forth. I think there's another one.
I've done both but the canoe one with the two paddled oar is the best imo.
It'd be cool to get a fishing rod and float down the Murrumbidgee catching yellow belly and smoking heroin.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:06:25 [Preview] No.388430 del
I get way too smashed too quick.
In this bit, I guess I'm a worry where I am on the spur of the moment, but I handle.. and sort of enjoy the come down from this.
Just a hard spike in the arse from the choof boong.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:06:36 [Preview] No.388431 del
>>388426
Is this for >>387975 because >>388032


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:07:03 [Preview] No.388432 del
>>388428
Straight to the lungs!


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:07:51 [Preview] No.388433 del
>>388430
>Just a hard spike in the arse
Are you on the ball?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:08:34 [Preview] No.388434 del
>>388431
The poo castle. Smells like chicken and wine.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:08:57 [Preview] No.388435 del
>>388429
some of the ones you can get from camping and fishing shops have food pedals for propulsion


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:09:57 [Preview] No.388436 del
>>388433
Nah, I meant in a metaphorical sense, which your way is as well, I guess.
Imagine you had an imaginary graph on an imaginary paperboard.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F34zwWJ4bP4 [Embed]


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:10:21 [Preview] No.388437 del
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NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:11:55 [Preview] No.388438 del
>>388435
I watched a thing about that, apparently they all should have.
Only these new plastic (last 30 years) ones don't have the seating for your feet.
You should fit snug in to it, on the footings and be able to control it pretty well.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:13:37 [Preview] No.388439 del
>>388435
>food pedals
lol
Just saw that.
Do you mean a pedal you can push or just seating for your feet?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:15:05 [Preview] No.388440 del
>>388431
No. It's because of the pressure.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:17:21 [Preview] No.388441 del
I have really been getting in to body corporateish faith traditions, like kabbalah and other forms of esoteric stuff, but I can't post about it anywhere because people yell at me about the body corporates.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:17:28 [Preview] No.388442 del
>>388440
kek, I get you now.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:18:18 [Preview] No.388443 del
>>388441
Those strata meetings sound complex.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:19:14 [Preview] No.388444 del
>>388439
https://thekayakpro.com/how-fast-is-a-pedal-kayak/

There are two styles, push (like levers) and pedal (like a bike)


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:19:48 [Preview] No.388445 del
>>388400
Episode #105
Big Nuro saves a skellie from being blown away at the beach.

Brought to (You) by Flavortown™


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:22:05 [Preview] No.388446 del
Imagine the speeds you could hit if you tied a kayak to the back of Nuro's eeb and had him ride along the shore line.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:32:20 [Preview] No.388447 del
>>388444
Cool. I'll need to look more into them.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:46:08 [Preview] No.388448 del
Need a choof


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:46:35 [Preview] No.388449 del
>>388406
>They gave me free chips for both boigs
Nice


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:49:04 [Preview] No.388450 del
>>388448
Talking and researching about kayaks has been very nice while choof'd.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4dO0r8wqO8o [Embed]


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:51:14 [Preview] No.388451 del
>>388445
When will the episode repeat?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:53:21 [Preview] No.388452 del
>>388451
Each day a new adventure is only added.
Once he does something he does that, plus one more based event.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:56:29 [Preview] No.388453 del
The talmud is a program for a kind of a doomsday machine. The kabbalah is the code manual.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:57:58 [Preview] No.388454 del
Nuro was cast as the Roly-Poly kid in the pilot of "Eeb Bandits", one of Gary Reilly's brain farts, once.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:58:49 [Preview] No.388455 del
>>388454
I wonder if he got touched up by the 'Dad' actor.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:59:40 [Preview] No.388456 del
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>>388453
Are there references to different types of suits?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 07:59:55 [Preview] No.388457 del
>>388453
Yeah, kind of.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 08:18:06 [Preview] No.388458 del
Nuro stole Weber's prosthetic leg once.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 08:23:52 [Preview] No.388459 del
>>388458
He better not have drank his cheap goon out of it.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 08:25:32 [Preview] No.388461 del
>>388459
I think he wanted to make a bike frame out of whatever space-age alloy was strong enough to hold Weber up.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 08:25:42 [Preview] No.388462 del
>>388459
He would have blessed it with his basedness.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 08:39:42 [Preview] No.388463 del
It says less than a minute ago, but I went out, had one, then went to the car and got 90x4mg nicotine mints.
I am a fast.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 08:55:22 [Preview] No.388464 del
>>388463
>fast
Your body knew what it needed and propelled itself forward at speed.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 08:55:45 [Preview] No.388465 del
heck


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 08:55:47 [Preview] No.388466 del
IM BACK AND BASED


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 08:58:53 [Preview] No.388467 del
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IM BLACK AND A BOONG


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:00:22 [Preview] No.388468 del
>>388467
Based.
>>388466
Cringe.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:02:18 [Preview] No.388469 del
JOHNGOTT FAGOORT


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:02:53 [Preview] No.388470 del
>>388468
YOU ARE A


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:07:05 [Preview] No.388471 del
>>388470
You are an attention seeker.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:15:00 [Preview] No.388472 del
Garn that second 6 pack


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:17:34 [Preview] No.388473 del
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NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:21:34 [Preview] No.388474 del
>>388465
I've got my eye on you!


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:22:09 [Preview] No.388475 del
>>388473
The boong lyfe.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:23:46 [Preview] No.388476 del
>>388474
I think he's up to no good.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:27:01 [Preview] No.388477 del
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NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:30:32 [Preview] No.388478 del
>>388471
AND NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW YOU


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:38:39 [Preview] No.388479 del


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:43:59 [Preview] No.388480 del
Have only had beer, cocktails and chocolate in the last 24h
Not hungry somehow


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:47:00 [Preview] No.388481 del
>>388480
Have a nice salad with some meat or fish tomorrow neet.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:49:10 [Preview] No.388482 del
>>388480
When was the last time you pooed?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:53:35 [Preview] No.388483 del
Time for bed. Still gooned.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:53:56 [Preview] No.388484 del


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:56:41 [Preview] No.388485 del
>>388483
Make sure your door is shut.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:58:07 [Preview] No.388486 del
>>388483
I don't think I'll be up much longer either.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 10:01:40 [Preview] No.388487 del
>>388483
night m8


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 10:18:16 [Preview] No.388488 del


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 10:19:10 [Preview] No.388489 del
Nuro was once so desperate for drug money in the 80s he composed italo disco songs for a body corporateish owned european record label


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 10:20:57 [Preview] No.388491 del
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One of you farted. Who was it?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 10:27:08 [Preview] No.388493 del
>>388482
Late yesterday arvo


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 10:47:01 [Preview] No.388495 del
>>388491
he who smelt it dealt it


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 10:55:55 [Preview] No.388496 del
>>388494
Fucking junkies.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 10:57:26 [Preview] No.388497 del
I am going to bed now.
Good night errybody.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 11:10:11 [Preview] No.388498 del
>>388497
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 11:10:51 [Preview] No.388499 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 11:33:51 [Preview] No.388500 del
10 beers. Feel normal again


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 11:37:44 [Preview] No.388501 del
>Wondering if NSW will get covid under control in 2021


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 11:54:44 [Preview] No.388502 del
Do the sorts of people who used to hang out on imageboards mainly now use discord/telegram/whatsapp/etc?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 12:18:48 [Preview] No.388503 del
Need to find something comfy on youtube to watch


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 12:24:37 [Preview] No.388504 del
3rd six pack on the way
Against alcohol august off to a great start


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 13:23:46 [Preview] No.388505 del
I’m so fucking desperate for social interaction and people to stroke my ego
Always figured I was an introvert but nah, just insecure
Loneliness is suffering


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 14:43:44 [Preview] No.388506 del
14th beer
Feel fine


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 14:47:24 [Preview] No.388507 del
>>388506
Try a non-alcohl-free one.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 15:04:07 [Preview] No.388508 del
It’s 1am
Where did the last 12 hours go


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 15:38:28 [Preview] No.388509 del
Into the past.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 18:07:51 [Preview] No.388511 del
Stayed up all night watching fights in airsoft
Chucking a sickie


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 20:09:34 [Preview] No.388513 del
>>388511
Based and neetpilled! We're gonna have a neet party all day long!
>>388512
Morning fake nuro


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 20:15:46 [Preview] No.388514 del
>>388510
>>388512
FUCK OFF CHINK KNOCKOFF


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 20:18:53 [Preview] No.388516 del
>>388511
>>388511
Here, you deserve a thumbs up for choosing to go down neet street today.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 20:22:57 [Preview] No.388517 del
>>388515
no you are here being a fuckwit and breaking the rules


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 20:23:40 [Preview] No.388518 del
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Good Morning Neets except the fuckwit


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 20:26:33 [Preview] No.388520 del
The stars are definately giving me a strong fuck you energy today


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 20:27:25 [Preview] No.388521 del
>>388519
we made a flag for you

use it you talentless prick


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 20:27:29 [Preview] No.388522 del
>>388518
Good morning real nuro


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 20:35:38 [Preview] No.388524 del
>>388522
good morning mate, cant wait for the fuckwit to dissapear next time i refresh my browser


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 20:53:32 [Preview] No.388529 del
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NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:00:04 [Preview] No.388530 del
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> we are reaching levels of booning not thought possible


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:04:55 [Preview] No.388532 del
>>388531
You need a better hobby. And someone to help you.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:07:46 [Preview] No.388534 del
>>388533
haha yeah whatever schitzo


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:11:44 [Preview] No.388537 del
>>388520
Mine says I have big cock energy and I should get others to join in.
My card of the day is also the Moon.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:12:48 [Preview] No.388538 del


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:21:17 [Preview] No.388540 del
>>388538
dont morning the fake nuro ! (le action man)


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:21:56 [Preview] No.388541 del
>>388535
nuros not here

>>388536
horroscopes work you just have small brain energy


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:30:35 [Preview] No.388546 del
>>388544
cope
>>388545
your knicked sunshine


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:34:50 [Preview] No.388549 del
this fucking bitch


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:37:35 [Preview] No.388551 del
mortindg
hvaing a pilk


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:38:25 [Preview] No.388552 del
>>388551
Morning good buddy.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:38:42 [Preview] No.388553 del
>>388550
you're a wizard 'arry


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:41:22 [Preview] No.388554 del
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NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:42:27 [Preview] No.388556 del
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>>388550
i thought i was owen ? get your facts straight you drooling tard


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 21:46:41 [Preview] No.388558 del
>>388557
heh you cant even afford an eeb poorfag

cope


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:03:43 [Preview] No.388562 del
>>388530
Stunning and Brave


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:07:57 [Preview] No.388564 del
>>388562
Speaking of, that tranny NZ weight lifter is on some time today


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:17:38 [Preview] No.388565 del
>>388564
https://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/when-does-transgender-weightlifter-laurel-hubbard-compete-in-tokyo/news-story/0ac13ae8cdae32f491bfa4ad2f48c2f2
>The 43-year-old became eligible to lift as a woman after showing testosterone levels below the threshold of 10nmol/L required by the International Olympic Committee.
>This level is approximately 500 per cent more than a female-born competitor.
>IOC medical director Richard bulget said: “What’s really important to remember is that trans women are women.
>“We don’t condone cyber-bullying in any way.”


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:23:41 [Preview] No.388566 del
>>388502
Depends on the person.

>>388504
>>388473

>>388508
Boong magic.

>>388520
>>388537
Big based energy.

>>388530
I wish someone could translate this ebonics for me.

>>388552
>Morning good buddy.
Large glass.

>>388560
She would kill me.

>>388561
I feel that New York Pepe.

I still can't believe that scene is from Red Redemption.

>>388564
>>388565
I wonder what happens in 10 to 15 years when it fucks up its body.

>>388511
>>388513
>>388518
>>388538
>>388551
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:29:32 [Preview] No.388567 del
I am surprised the comments have not been moderated
>'Suicidal' black teenager yells 'I can't breathe' and vomits as white Texas cop lays on top of her to stop her jumping in front of a car while her family yell abuse at him
>>Her family denies reports Trigg was attempting to kill herself, despite multiple eyewitnesses calling 911 saying that the teenager appeared to be trying to throw herself in front of moving cars.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9847637/Video-shows-white-Texas-cop-laying-black-teenager-yells-breathe.html


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:31:13 [Preview] No.388568 del
>>388566
>I wonder what happens in 10 to 15 years when it fucks up its body.
Given that it didn't transition until it was in its 30s, it has vastly stronger bones than the actual women it is competing against. It will probably fare better long term than the actual women weight lifters.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:37:58 [Preview] No.388570 del
>>388568
I agree, I mean the long term health implication. I can imagine all those drugs that its taking is not good for its body. We'll probably hear about a "health battle" in 10 years.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:40:07 [Preview] No.388571 del
>>388569
How do they manage the blockage?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:44:30 [Preview] No.388572 del
>>388564
i cant believe i havent seen any olympics

i dont have antenna hooked up to see free to air and somehow they dont like streaming it


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:48:08 [Preview] No.388573 del
>>388566
Mordening


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:49:03 [Preview] No.388574 del
>>388572
The coverage is completely shitful anyway.
They only cover the sports the media love to push (swimming, faggot team ball sports) and don't cover anything else unless an Australian has made it into a medal match.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:51:49 [Preview] No.388575 del
>>388572
Yeah I'm the same, have just had no interest in watching any of it.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:51:50 [Preview] No.388576 del
>>388574
yeah thats what i remember from rio

i just get a few comfy threads on /sp/ but its not exactly live coverage


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:52:50 [Preview] No.388577 del
>>388572
>and somehow they dont like streaming it
They have an app, you need an account on their site to access it. I think you can access individual sports on that.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:55:34 [Preview] No.388578 del
>>388577
yes, with the coverage caveat I mentioned earlier


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:56:01 [Preview] No.388579 del


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 22:59:45 [Preview] No.388581 del
>>388580
Apparently Sky's YouTube subscriber count eclipses every other Australian news outlet account. What's the bet the push came from that direction?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 23:00:35 [Preview] No.388582 del
>>388579
if that was lentils or beans they could have called in beanNEET.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 23:02:26 [Preview] No.388583 del
>>388582
>60 tonnes
He would have been set for life.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 23:07:02 [Preview] No.388585 del
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NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 23:08:34 [Preview] No.388586 del
>>388585
and the dude is a field hospital medic


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 23:14:52 [Preview] No.388587 del
>>388572
i tried to watch some but there were to many ads


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 23:16:28 [Preview] No.388588 del
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>>388585
>Athlete, IDF Soldier, and now, Olympic medalist—is there anything she can’t do? Trophy
>Home Front Command soldier Cpl. Avishag made history today by winning Israel’s first taekwondo medal in the Olympics.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 23:30:36 [Preview] No.388589 del
>>388584
>experts
Doubtful as they did not consult Nuro.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 23:31:15 [Preview] No.388590 del
>>388589
Nuro has watched Top Gun many, many times and will tell you that Goose is always showing off.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 23:40:17 [Preview] No.388591 del
>>388579
>Another example of the weird problems
Was this email meant to convey a message other than busy, busy work is being done?


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 23:41:30 [Preview] No.388592 del
>>388584
Finally an article I can enjoy.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 23:45:26 [Preview] No.388593 del
>>388586
Yeah we should welcome back that Australian medical student doctor who went to help with the Islamic state. He was a field hospital medic too.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 23:48:31 [Preview] No.388594 del
>>388591
It was a screenshot I took from Teams. Just one of the tosser managers who receives the nightly reports posting it for attention.


NEET 08/01/2021 (Sun) 23:49:20 [Preview] No.388595 del
>>388593
He is dead.

I think you missed the point completely.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:00:30 [Preview] No.388596 del
>>388588
She'd make a great porn star, like most body corporateesses


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:00:46 [Preview] No.388597 del
Financial wizard is in the morning meeting.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:01:32 [Preview] No.388598 del
>>388597
>Financial wizard
monk?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:08:32 [Preview] No.388599 del
>>388598
He is talking about good and bad debt.
Credit cards fall in the latter.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:13:09 [Preview] No.388600 del
>>388599
The only good or acceptable debt is a small mortgage.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:13:55 [Preview] No.388601 del
>>388599
You people mock and disparage monk, admiring him only for his bulge, but he's managed to live the life of a degenerate alcoholic for years and can still afford dozens of standards every night. Clearly he has some financial wizardry.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:17:19 [Preview] No.388602 del
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There are issues with TPG internet, is anyone else experiencing issues?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:18:29 [Preview] No.388603 del
>>388602
This was their service status page for reference. Not the homepage.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:19:12 [Preview] No.388604 del
>>388602
I'm with Internode, which is owned by TPG, and had some issues with the work VPN and Teams this morning, but a reset of everything seems to have fixed that.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:22:30 [Preview] No.388606 del
>>388604
>a reset of everything
Everything we
I might do that later. Had to join a meeting on my phone because I couldn't access my emails to get this link and even then it was failing.

Fucking TPG.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:24:33 [Preview] No.388607 del
>>388601
His arse is valued higher than its worth.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:24:47 [Preview] No.388608 del
They are not even acknowledging it on TPG:
https://twitter.com/TPG_Telecom/status/1421985574060105732


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:25:42 [Preview] No.388609 del
>>388607
He needs a ball to build on its potential.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:32:41 [Preview] No.388610 del
>>388609
Asset devaluation is happening faster than the ball can remedy.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:35:12 [Preview] No.388611 del


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:36:52 [Preview] No.388612 del
>>388610
>Asset devaluation
On that topic, that twink said yesterday he earned enough last month on OF to afford a home deposit.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:38:30 [Preview] No.388613 del
>>388612
that could mean anything though... you only need 10% deposit, so that's only $8k for an $80k dump, or $100k for a $1m mansion


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:39:21 [Preview] No.388614 del
and the more whores that join OF, the less money there is to go around
I'd take any of their claims about their income with a very large grain of salt.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:42:44 [Preview] No.388615 del
>>388614
https://influencermarketinghub.com/onlyfans-stats/
>Average Earnings from OnlyFans is $180/month


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:43:30 [Preview] No.388616 del
>>388613
True.

>>388614
>a very large grain of salt.
There was a screen capture showing an amount of money in there that I wasn't able to zoom in on time. He does dumb shit like that all the time, like having document in camera view relating to personal information. I think that is the appeal, the dumpster fire at times.

I am also interested in the long term trend, will it be sustained. I don't think they have much other content to offer.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:44:45 [Preview] No.388617 del
>>388616
If he is Australian, it's also worth tipping off the ATO to potential tax avoidance.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:48:20 [Preview] No.388618 del
>>388617
>potential tax avoidance
Those are our neetbux that twink is selfishly keeping for himself. Just because he had to sell his gape to earn mean they're his.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:50:09 [Preview] No.388619 del
>>388617
I think it will obvious if they audit his account. I wouldn't be surprised if anyone who receives an international transfer from that account doesn't have their shit audited if it doesn't add up.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:50:34 [Preview] No.388620 del
>ATO matches insurance info on luxury goods with declared incomes to catch out tax cheats
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-30/ato-luxury-goods-monopoly-tax-cheats-cryptocurrency/100326060


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:53:48 [Preview] No.388621 del
>>388620
you would think this would be obvious to them, wouldn't you?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:57:30 [Preview] No.388622 del
that tax accountant lady made a point of asking me about crypto currency last week


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:04:54 [Preview] No.388623 del
>>388621
Our Tax department is pretty nice compared to the IRS. ATO will often give you reduced penalties for submitting late and other issues, but I think that article is promoting the idea they will come down hard on you if you are attempting to defraud them. There will be dumb cunts whose premiums on goods are more than their declared income.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:09:18 [Preview] No.388624 del
>>388623
The ATO go harder on normal people than they do on the rich. That's because the rich can tie them up in court for potentially years.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:23:08 [Preview] No.388625 del
Where is real nuro this morning? I fear he may have gone the way of potato salad neet and been destroyed by his lifestyle.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:23:28 [Preview] No.388626 del
>>388624
True, but it is their job to extract money.

Is there any government department in Australia that has the balls to treat all people equally?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:24:32 [Preview] No.388627 del
>>388625
>Where is real nuro this morning?
He posted this morning.

>been destroyed by his lifestyle.
He'll be fine.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:33:33 [Preview] No.388628 del
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I want to put security cameras on my chimney to spy on my neighbourhood but how to disguise it so i dont look sus.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:35:03 [Preview] No.388629 del
>>388628
Do you use the chimney?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:39:49 [Preview] No.388630 del
>>388629
Only one flue


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:42:16 [Preview] No.388631 del
poo in the flue


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:43:57 [Preview] No.388632 del
>>388630
Running the cable through that would be your best, but the height you might need would probably attract the neighbours. If it relates to the front of your property, security cameras are the best way.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:44:42 [Preview] No.388633 del
>>388628
People sometimes have metal things on top of their chimneys for some reason I'm too mong to understand. You could disguise it as part of that. Or just build it in to part of the chimney's wall. Nobody looks al that closely at them.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:46:53 [Preview] No.388634 del
>>388633
Those are chimney caps. To keep possums out.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:47:38 [Preview] No.388635 del
>>388632
I could put em around the eaves but i want four of them in a stack at the highest point on the property. This is the best way to wire it up anyway. I dont have to get in the roof cavity and dick around. Just run the combined cables up the chimney and have the server in the fireplace.

The problem is that lots of houses have overwatch on exactly where i want to put it.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:50:19 [Preview] No.388636 del
possums up my bum
possums down my flue


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:52:13 [Preview] No.388637 del


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:53:44 [Preview] No.388638 del
>>388635
You can get Ring ones that run on batteries and there is solar power panel add-on you can get. But you need strong wi-fi connectivity. I have Wireless Ring cameras that are attached to power that work pretty well. It stopped cunts from returning for their second break in.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:54:32 [Preview] No.388639 del
>>388637
Is this the long awaited collaboration between Nuro and Weber?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:55:32 [Preview] No.388640 del
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Something like this.
a metal cylinder with lots of holes in it that i can hide the stack inside


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:56:08 [Preview] No.388641 del
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Haul from coles.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:56:26 [Preview] No.388642 del
>>388640
That's some spy snooper tech.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:57:11 [Preview] No.388643 del
>>388640
Seems like an awful lot of work for a non-issue. You don't need permission to have cameras on your own property.
Provided you don't have one pointing into somebody's bathroom window, you won't have an issue.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:57:12 [Preview] No.388645 del
>>388634
Who would want to keep those little cuties out?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:57:12 [Preview] No.388644 del
>>388641
Good haul. I use to enjoy those chicken subs.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:57:27 [Preview] No.388646 del
>>388641
You dropped a lot of money on those steaks


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:57:36 [Preview] No.388647 del
>>388640
That's a good idea, although if the chimney's square he could probably hide them by integrating them in the square top of the chimney. People don't look tha closely at chimneys.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:58:51 [Preview] No.388648 del
>>388646
Feed = Power.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:59:43 [Preview] No.388649 del
>>388640
next you'll be fitting ARDs to your rifle scopes


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:01:33 [Preview] No.388650 del
>>388649
>ARDs
What is this used for?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:01:57 [Preview] No.388651 del
>>388649
yeah i was thinking about using a mesh but it would make the image blurry.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:02:16 [Preview] No.388652 del
>>388650
Increase the sniper factor dumbass


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:02:32 [Preview] No.388653 del
>>388650
stops light reflecting back off the objective lens of a rifle scope


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:03:41 [Preview] No.388654 del
>>388652
This explanation makes more sense to me.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:05:18 [Preview] No.388655 del
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masking tape also has a similar effect


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:08:07 [Preview] No.388657 del
>>388653
Thank you.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:08:32 [Preview] No.388658 del
>>388646
They're only shin, still $18 kilo though, I'll use them for stir fry and stews.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:10:49 [Preview] No.388659 del
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>>388656
Your a dum dum for not knowing anything about snipering


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:18:19 [Preview] No.388660 del
>>388659
I felt my question was reasonable given how little information there was available. I know it was with snipers from the reverse image search but there was little information available on what they do beyond price, brand and technical specs.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:20:21 [Preview] No.388661 del
>>388651
It might make it a bit dark, I don't think it will make it blurry


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:22:08 [Preview] No.388662 del
>>388661
Yeah, with scopes it just limits the amount of light entering. Actual image isn't changed.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:23:12 [Preview] No.388663 del
>>388660
Your question was quite reasonable and that other NEET is being a big meanie.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:37:19 [Preview] No.388664 del
>>388663
Not as big as the meanie in my pants. It's wank time.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:40:51 [Preview] No.388665 del
>>388664
You're going to make a terrible mess.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:02:33 [Preview] No.388666 del
neets exaggerating the size of their meanies again


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:04:04 [Preview] No.388667 del
>tfw Not a Professional sniper like Weber


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:05:04 [Preview] No.388668 del
>>388667
I'm just a professional eater and drinker, mate.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:07:20 [Preview] No.388669 del
meanies swinging in the wind


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:30:26 [Preview] No.388670 del
>>388668
whats for lunch Yumbo *wombo


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:37:20 [Preview] No.388671 del
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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:37:51 [Preview] No.388672 del
>>388670
I had half a pizza for breakfast, so I'll probably just have some toast or something later.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:38:44 [Preview] No.388673 del
>>388429
>I've done both but the canoe one with the two paddled oar is the best imo
That's the one I went on. The idea of just going on some lake or river and calmly paddling around sounds pretty nice.
>>388601
I was wondering the other day how he affords all that piss on top of all his other expenses, I was also wondering why he doesn't just buy piss in bulk at this point.
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, back to monotony of online uni, cooked myself a nice meal of mince and onions after I had finished listening to all the mongs in the online lecture ask questions about stuff that had been said 20 minutes prior. Think I'll go to the gym soon.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:40:57 [Preview] No.388674 del
>>388673
>I was wondering the other day how he affords all that piss on top of all his other expenses, I was also wondering why he doesn't just buy piss in bulk at this point.
He puts it all on the credit card that has thousands of dollars already on it and that he's paying 20% interest on


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:41:28 [Preview] No.388675 del
>>388672
I had pizza for lunch left from dinner last night and felt foul this morning. Probably shouldn't have had it but I needed the feed.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:42:12 [Preview] No.388676 del
>>388673
>about stuff that had been said 20 minutes prior.
That pain is too real for me.

>Think I'll go to the gym soon.
Good luck.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:42:54 [Preview] No.388677 del
>>388675
Yeah mine was leftovers too.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:45:22 [Preview] No.388678 del
>>388672
You got your breakfast and lunch backwards


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:51:03 [Preview] No.388679 del
>>388674
Truly a paragon of financial responsibility...
>>388676
>That pain is too real for me
Taking notes seems to help for me in avoiding the worst of this sort of thing.
>Good luck.
Thanks.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:52:12 [Preview] No.388680 del
>>388678
Yes, quite possibly.
I might check the freezer for things I can cook.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:52:42 [Preview] No.388681 del
>>388673
>why he doesn't just buy piss in bulk at this point
Because he's going to get himself together next week, you small brained neet.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:56:43 [Preview] No.388682 del
>>388679
>Taking notes seems to help for me
I am listening to music. Some cunt has their microphone scratching around.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:57:06 [Preview] No.388683 del
>>388681
>next week
Seems do-able.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:59:06 [Preview] No.388684 del
I said I was going to have an alcohol free day yesterday, and by jolly I did it.
t. not Monk


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:00:36 [Preview] No.388685 del
>>388684
Well done NEET.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:04:21 [Preview] No.388686 del
>>388684
Better double down today


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:11:54 [Preview] No.388687 del
>>388686
I have gin, vodka, bourbon, lillet blanc, bitters, and lemons.
I am not spending any more money until I get paid on Thursday.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:16:46 [Preview] No.388688 del
found meatballs in the fridge so I can make spaghetts


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:23:16 [Preview] No.388689 del
August 10 is NEET Census Night


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:26:00 [Preview] No.388690 del


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:30:33 [Preview] No.388691 del
>>388689
What is a our religion?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:33:18 [Preview] No.388692 del


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:34:43 [Preview] No.388693 del
>>388691
Youse can worship at our church ay. Just bring goon an sniff so we's can get closer to the dreamtime.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:36:36 [Preview] No.388694 del
>>388691
We regularly attend Dan's temple of doom.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:37:29 [Preview] No.388695 del
Also remember to tell the census you're an indigenous austrlaian.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:37:56 [Preview] No.388696 del
>>388612
I bet he's spending it on coke.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:38:51 [Preview] No.388697 del
Thinking of having a binge and anime day later this week, but I haven't seen any anime for a long time. Is any recent stuff good?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:38:56 [Preview] No.388698 del
>>388691
Animistic ritual shamanism.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:39:22 [Preview] No.388699 del
>>388697
No. Anime is gay.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:40:23 [Preview] No.388700 del
>>388692
>>388693
>>388694
>>388698
Not sure if I can fit this on the form.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:40:30 [Preview] No.388701 del
>>388615
Do they get taxed?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:40:37 [Preview] No.388702 del
>>388697
no only dbz is good


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:40:49 [Preview] No.388703 del
>>388697
Depends on the type of anime you like.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:41:19 [Preview] No.388704 del


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:41:23 [Preview] No.388705 del
>>388696
He keeps sending me messages.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:41:51 [Preview] No.388706 del
>>388705
when is he going to bum you?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:41:57 [Preview] No.388707 del
>>388622
She knows about your haxor past


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:42:46 [Preview] No.388708 del
>>388706
He's not even in my state...


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:43:29 [Preview] No.388709 del
>>388708
why are you being a simp?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:46:25 [Preview] No.388710 del
>>388709
Exchanging money for porn?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:50:03 [Preview] No.388711 del
>>388710
Yes. Can't you torrent videos of fags getting their chutney plowed?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:54:48 [Preview] No.388712 del
https://www.news.com.au/world/coronavirus/australia/venues-will-soon-be-able-to-ask-patrons-for-proof-of-coronavirus-vaccinations/news-story/2b8aa6a0476f029192b8e3c0e4ad8196
>Pubs, hairdressers and even sports stadiums could soon be allowed to ask patrons to show proof of Covid vaccination as a condition of entry but only if the states agree to enact new public health orders.
>Prime Minister Scott Morrison has again confirmed the controversial idea is a live option currently being weighed by the national cabinet.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:02:37 [Preview] No.388713 del
>>388712
I cut my own hair, dislike socializing and wont get vaccinated. Subsequently and consequently I think its a great idea.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:03:08 [Preview] No.388714 del
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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:04:26 [Preview] No.388715 del
>>388713
just wait until they decide companies don't have to deliver to your house either if you're unvaccinated


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:05:53 [Preview] No.388716 del
>>388715
Kek the nearest uber pajeet is three hours drive away. Aus post not delivering is just you having a laff.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:08:22 [Preview] No.388717 del
>>388716
you watch, they'll pass it into law and this will snowball


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:10:43 [Preview] No.388718 del
>>388711
I can.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:11:15 [Preview] No.388719 del
>>388713
so you just buzz? i used to scissor my hair and it only came out good once


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:11:34 [Preview] No.388720 del
>>388714
Meme interpreting life.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:12:35 [Preview] No.388721 del
>>388717
I figure that all i need to do is wait until the longitudinal study for the covax is done, If there are mass casualties then I was right to not get it, if its actually safe then I'll possibly get it.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:13:11 [Preview] No.388722 del
>>388719
Yeah its still sub optimal but works out in cost and convenience.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:15:50 [Preview] No.388723 del
>>388721
could take 5 or 10 years for some things to be noticed or at least admitted to. eg fertility rates


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:19:34 [Preview] No.388724 del
>>388723
Yeah, but in 2-3 years after the first doses we should have some kind of idea how its going to turn out. dont forget that the covax is given to a hetrogenous population and we can expect that some of the weak ones (or whatever) will get the backfire effects first.

In the meantime it'd be insane to get it with all that unknown risk.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:21:50 [Preview] No.388725 del
normie girls might end up seeking out unvaxxed neets for their untainted spermies


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:24:11 [Preview] No.388727 del
>>388724
>In the meantime it'd be insane to get it with all that unknown risk.
Do you think its going to change your DNA?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:24:22 [Preview] No.388728 del
>>388725
but their eggs will destroyed too


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:24:26 [Preview] No.388729 del
>>388717
#VAXTOVOTE


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:25:03 [Preview] No.388730 del
>>388727
Fuk i duno. Viruses change your DNA


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:25:22 [Preview] No.388731 del
>>388729
yeah I saw that


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:26:28 [Preview] No.388732 del
>>388726
Apple will not let apps use its platform that don't meet its design guidelines. Is it really that shocking.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:27:49 [Preview] No.388733 del
>>388729
good i want to be unenrolled to vote


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:28:00 [Preview] No.388734 del
>>388731
Why do seppos still think their vote is worth anything after what happened?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:28:49 [Preview] No.388735 del
>>388730
>Viruses change your DNA
Just don't tell anyone.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/11/161128151050.htm


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:31:41 [Preview] No.388736 del
if they start tying availability of government services to being vaxxed, then the unvaxxed should be able to opt out of tax and voting


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:34:02 [Preview] No.388737 del
>>388736
they did that with no jab no play childcare.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:37:45 [Preview] No.388738 del
>>388725
I might start keeping mine in some old pee bottles and then I will be able to sell to the highest bidder.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:45:35 [Preview] No.388739 del


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:45:43 [Preview] No.388740 del
>>388738
Those dating apps would be a good way to meet bat shit crazy women.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:46:28 [Preview] No.388741 del
>>388740
that's all dating apps


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:46:39 [Preview] No.388742 del
>>388736
>be able to opt out of tax and voting
That's a sovereign citizen.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:47:28 [Preview] No.388743 del
>>388742
normally yeah, but if they're effectively declaring you a non-person with their rules than you might as well opt out of their system altogether


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:49:26 [Preview] No.388744 del
>>388718
Do that instead, you simp.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:50:13 [Preview] No.388745 del
Home from work over an hour earlier than usual. Claiming the full time.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:53:35 [Preview] No.388747 del
>>388744
>simp
You are still not using that word correctly.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:55:48 [Preview] No.388748 del
>>388747
All I know is that you're getting milked by him and not correctly.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:58:37 [Preview] No.388749 del
>>388748
Isn't that most physical relationships?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 05:59:49 [Preview] No.388750 del
>>388749
Yours isn't physical.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:12:02 [Preview] No.388751 del
imagine paying for bum stuff when you can get it every thursday night at the council meeting


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:13:54 [Preview] No.388752 del
>>388751
>when you can get it
whether you want it or not


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:14:49 [Preview] No.388753 del
“There will be in the next generation or so a pharmacological method of making people love their servitude and producing dictatorship without tears, so to speak, producing a kind of painless concentration camp for entire societies so that people will in fact have their liberties taken away from them but will rather enjoy it.”

― Aldous Huxley


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:15:49 [Preview] No.388754 del
>>388752
Will the gape stuff be filmed, asking for a mate.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:16:17 [Preview] No.388755 del
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What are neets doing with their afternoon?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:16:52 [Preview] No.388756 del


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:17:02 [Preview] No.388757 del
>>388753
>producing a kind of painless concentration camp for entire societies so that people will in fact have their liberties taken away from them but will rather enjoy it.
Sounds like >>388751


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:31:40 [Preview] No.388758 del
>>388755
Listening to darknet diaries, about a body corporateish drug dealer on darknet marketplaces who had an epic beard.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:35:41 [Preview] No.388759 del
>>388681
Yeah it's probably that sort of thinking that drives the buying of 6-packs instead of slabs.
>>388725
Not gonna happen lol.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:41:34 [Preview] No.388760 del
>>388755
I just had half a chicken and a family size chippies.
Now I'm having a small bourbon and coke (just a 500ml glass)


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:44:43 [Preview] No.388761 del
>>388758
>darknet diaries
dorknet diaries am i rite


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:46:12 [Preview] No.388762 del
>>388753
>Aldous Huxley
Aldous Fuxley am i rite


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:46:46 [Preview] No.388763 del


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:51:10 [Preview] No.388764 del
>>388763
yeah mate ur wrong am i rite


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:54:09 [Preview] No.388765 del
>>388763
There's no absolute truth just opinions.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:59:14 [Preview] No.388766 del
Went to Dans


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:00:08 [Preview] No.388767 del
>>388766
what did you get tell me now!


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:02:49 [Preview] No.388768 del
>>388767
Woodford Reserve.
The in store review said it was the best bourbon they sell.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:08:29 [Preview] No.388770 del
>>388768
>The in store review said it was the best bourbon they sell.
I have my doubts, but anyway I hope you enjoy it.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:13:48 [Preview] No.388771 del
>>388770
The one that was written next to it, so just a store clerk's opinion.
I have been meaning to try it.
I also want to try 'Gentleman Jack's', but I dislike Jack Daniels.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:17:42 [Preview] No.388772 del
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My new steak knives just turned up, just waiting on the new cutlery set now.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:18:49 [Preview] No.388773 del
>>388772
Very nice.
Are they a good brand?
How much?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:20:57 [Preview] No.388774 del
>>388769
I wonder if Nuro approves this.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:21:03 [Preview] No.388775 del
Garn get a slight boong'n.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:21:36 [Preview] No.388776 del
>>388772
Lovely, nothing like a good sharp knife cutting through a thick piece of meat.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:22:25 [Preview] No.388777 del
>>388775
>slight
I have my doubts about this part mister.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:22:36 [Preview] No.388778 del
>>388772
They look alright. How wide are the blades at the base?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:23:20 [Preview] No.388780 del
>>388771
>I also want to try 'Gentleman Jack's', but I dislike Jack Daniels.
Yeah, I wouldn't bother.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:24:53 [Preview] No.388781 del
>>388779
looks like a rip off of the Tramontina


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:28:04 [Preview] No.388782 del
The 24 standards last night was a mistake.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:30:04 [Preview] No.388783 del
>>388782
Learn from your mistakes and make sure you have at least 30 standards


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:30:58 [Preview] No.388784 del
>>388782
What will you do today to move past this mistake?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:35:16 [Preview] No.388785 del
>>388784
I haven’t started drinking yet, at least


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:36:04 [Preview] No.388786 del
>>388785
Rectify this


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:36:06 [Preview] No.388787 del
>>388773
Honestly I have no idea if they are a good brand or not, I just liked the design, they were $60
>>388778
They are 23cm long and the widest part at the base where it joins the handle is 28mm


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:38:20 [Preview] No.388788 del
>>388787
Thank you. Enjoy them.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:41:49 [Preview] No.388790 del
It'll all just fuck with your head it you think about it.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:42:32 [Preview] No.388791 del
Not really.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:42:51 [Preview] No.388792 del
>>388777
I am all moderation.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:45:23 [Preview] No.388793 del
Sitting outside in the cold again.
What's the temperature Weber?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:47:25 [Preview] No.388795 del
>>388789
Eat your pizza and sausage rolls in the bath neet.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:48:19 [Preview] No.388796 del
>>388793
11.7 feels like 6.1


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:50:24 [Preview] No.388797 del
>>388789
>that moan at the start
I repeated it twice at the start.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QSA-yHzkvP8 [Embed]

body corporates who!
What a great ending.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:51:33 [Preview] No.388798 del
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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:52:12 [Preview] No.388799 del
>>388792
Moderation in action?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 07:52:52 [Preview] No.388800 del


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:06:14 [Preview] No.388802 del
>>388796
now 9.5 and 2.6


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:09:45 [Preview] No.388803 del
>>388802
I hope he has transition into that bath.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:19:54 [Preview] No.388804 del
Some noob NEET dared to question Nuro and got shut down by him in one swell foop.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:20:32 [Preview] No.388805 del
Hello NEETs

Spent lockdown servicing the EEB

Home now. Roast in oven.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:21:45 [Preview] No.388806 del


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:22:10 [Preview] No.388807 del
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>>388803
I hope he remembered to take duckie with him.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:23:25 [Preview] No.388808 del
>>388805
>Spent lockdown
>Home now
sounds like you misunderstood the meaning of lockdown?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:25:57 [Preview] No.388809 del
>>388805
Good evening Nuro. I hope it is a good roasttown.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:26:18 [Preview] No.388810 del
>>388807
He won't be able to splish splash without it.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:27:23 [Preview] No.388811 del
>>388808
Everyone literally had a normal Monday at work today shitballs bootliker.

Boss’s motorbike broke down and I used the morning to service my bike and do tubeless conversion with those fresh tires.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:29:27 [Preview] No.388812 del
>>388806
Thats obviously not your eeb because yours has the new brakes which are orange with braided cables yesno?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:30:12 [Preview] No.388813 del


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:31:35 [Preview] No.388814 del
Garn Kmart
Youse neetoes want anythin?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:32:25 [Preview] No.388815 del
>>388812
the one in the picture also has a seat


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:32:31 [Preview] No.388816 del
>>388814
30 pairs of underpants please.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:32:50 [Preview] No.388817 del
>>388814
a hot checkout chick and an air fryer please


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:34:16 [Preview] No.388818 del
Having a curry. It has some of the beef off cuts and potatoes. Bloody good.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:34:39 [Preview] No.388819 del
>>388818
in the bath?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:40:28 [Preview] No.388820 del
>>388814
A nice business jacket


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:40:48 [Preview] No.388821 del
>>388819
Too hard to get out and get second serves.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:43:05 [Preview] No.388822 del
>>388768
I want to try that one. Let me know if it's any good.
>>388771
I once tried the Gentleman Jack's, it wasn't very nice.
>>388789
Is that your review of the Woodford Reserve? A bath sure sounds nice, I reckon have the frozen pizza instead of the sausage rolls. I think I'm going to eat some dinner then either go for a walk or jog, might watch a bit of the Olympics as well, I saw some of it at the gym the other day and it made me nostalgic for watching it with my grandpa as a kid. Considering a trip to BWS for longnecks but I think I will hold off on it like I've done for the two previous nights.
Back from the gym, I much prefer going late at night, it was too full of people at this hour.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:43:44 [Preview] No.388823 del
>>388812
Yes I was going to put those on my bike. Yes they are now on a customers bike.

t. ordering another pair


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:50:50 [Preview] No.388824 del
>>388814
A fresh towel please.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:51:30 [Preview] No.388825 del
Curry with half a tub of sour cream.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:52:45 [Preview] No.388826 del
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>>388823
You said you'd already installed them you lying little shit.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 08:54:09 [Preview] No.388827 del
>>388821
isn't that what the missus is for?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:01:36 [Preview] No.388828 del
>>388814
A volkish white welfare ethno-state.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:02:07 [Preview] No.388829 del
>>388826
I appreciated what he has done.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:03:11 [Preview] No.388830 del
The tim tam packet started looking at me just after I brushed my teeth.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:04:05 [Preview] No.388831 del
>>388830
I hope you hid it away at the back of the cupboard.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:04:41 [Preview] No.388832 del
>>388830
It'll go straight to the arse. >>388831


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:07:01 [Preview] No.388833 del
>>388830
You need to show it who's boss, or the packs of instant noodles will start acting out next.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:07:08 [Preview] No.388834 del
>>388832
He will be known as Big Bum NEET


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:07:40 [Preview] No.388835 del
There are some neets on here who are questioning nuro. You know what happens to people like that.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:09:27 [Preview] No.388836 del
A hot milo through a pack of tim tams.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:09:58 [Preview] No.388837 del
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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:10:03 [Preview] No.388838 del
>>388826
Questioning nuro will get you nowhere.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:12:18 [Preview] No.388839 del
I encourage to question Nuro as often as possible.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:14:22 [Preview] No.388840 del
>>388836
Well eaten.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:15:32 [Preview] No.388841 del
>>388838
it will just get you more lies


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:15:55 [Preview] No.388842 del
bum bum


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:17:24 [Preview] No.388843 del
>>388842
bad neet


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:17:51 [Preview] No.388844 del
Didn’t buy any of your shit from Kmart
Never I’m even intended to
That’s what you fucking get


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:18:26 [Preview] No.388845 del
>>388844
>Never I’m even intended to


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:18:53 [Preview] No.388846 del
>>388845
sounds like he drank his kmart money


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:19:41 [Preview] No.388847 del
Weber ate a NEETs Kmart money once.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:21:33 [Preview] No.388848 del
>>388847
I'll eat you if you're not careful, you heckin' smart alec.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:23:59 [Preview] No.388849 del
>>388842
You at night and bad words.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:26:18 [Preview] No.388850 del
>388844
When the neet compound is established, this neet won't be invited.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:26:39 [Preview] No.388851 del
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>>388844
>Didn’t buy any of your shit from Kmart
Thats ok.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:34:45 [Preview] No.388852 del
Not bad I knocked this up in 5 minutes then had a lazy bath.

Got out and it was done. Based.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:36:04 [Preview] No.388853 del
>>388852
I hope you choke on your lies.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:37:26 [Preview] No.388854 del
Thinking of saying something cheeky.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:37:33 [Preview] No.388855 del
>>388852
Looks like one of Weber's poos.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:44:21 [Preview] No.388856 del
>>388852
Enjoy your feed.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:44:30 [Preview] No.388857 del
>>388852
Roasttown. And not a single nasty green vegetable in sight. I give it 3 out of 3 kinos.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:45:18 [Preview] No.388858 del
>>388853
please itemise each lie specifically, your premises have been traditionally shaky to schitzo in the past

>>388855
i never clicked on a single spoiler i would not know


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:46:13 [Preview] No.388859 del


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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:49:26 [Preview] No.388861 del
meltdown in 3.. 2.. 1..


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:57:17 [Preview] No.388862 del
>>388860
Are you expecting him to read that?

Nuro is based and only reads pasts the posts after he has posted.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 09:58:56 [Preview] No.388863 del
>>388861
you bring great shame again

why would think for a second i wanted orange calipers on my bike ? are you dumb or colourblind ? i was going to put a front on bike which is incredibly easy to do to test their awesome power

instead we built the bike up thisarv and i am blown away their power is simply monstourous im in awe

also the other neet cant even possibly retort for his line of reasoning were dual pots were a meme in the first place.... i already have shimano dual pots and these HOPE are not old not a meme simply next level


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:02:30 [Preview] No.388864 del
>>388862
Fuck Nuro, I merely suggested he fit his new brakes before he talks shit about how great they are. then he says he already did. Now I caught him out and he says im stupid for believing him in the first place.

This cunt has more lies than the Talmud.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:04:02 [Preview] No.388865 del
>>388863
Why the fuck are you this worked up about what parts some stranger on the internet thinks you installed or didn't install or whatever? Get a grip, Jesus Christ...


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:05:08 [Preview] No.388866 del
>>388865
>>388864
nice samefaggin

COPE


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:07:18 [Preview] No.388867 del
>>388865
Being Based carries with it the responsibilities to be honest. If you lie about how based you are then its cringe.

Nuro is cringe.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:07:50 [Preview] No.388868 del
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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:08:02 [Preview] No.388869 del
>>388863
>you bring great shame again
kek

>i am blown away their power is simply monstourous im in awe
Did you bless them?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:08:29 [Preview] No.388870 del
>>388868
Extremely well bantered.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:10:35 [Preview] No.388871 del
>>388863
Why did you replace your brakes with the same type of brakes?

Oh thats right, you didnt and those brakes you showed off as you new toys actually belonged to someone else.

Cringe Cringe Cringe


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:12:20 [Preview] No.388872 del
might transition to bed
I hope Whizzy wakes up shortly for the Hitler quints
night all


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:17:52 [Preview] No.388873 del
>>388871
>>388871
>>388871
>Why did you replace your brakes with the same type of brakes?

OH GOD YOU THINK DUAL POT BRAKES ARE ALL THE SAME

OH GOD YOU THINK DUAL POT BRAKES ARE ALL THE SAME

OH GOD YOU THINK DUAL POT BRAKES ARE ALL THE SAME


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:18:56 [Preview] No.388874 del
>>388873
Settle down and stop acting like a child.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:20:03 [Preview] No.388875 del
>>388871
>you showed off as you new toys

no i simply stated new brakes arrived with my other bike parts and i was going to fit them to my bike

ARE YOU DYSLEXIX ?

ARE YOU DYSLEXIX ?

ARE YOU DYSLEXIX ?

>>388874
ARE YOU DYSLEDIX ?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:20:59 [Preview] No.388876 del
>>388865
Because he's unstable, if anyone else behaved like this they'd be gone.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:21:26 [Preview] No.388877 del
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>>388866
Alright whatever man...


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:23:11 [Preview] No.388878 del
>>388877
He's dismissed posts like this that has proven him wrong before.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:23:59 [Preview] No.388879 del
>>388867
Always was, always will be.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:24:48 [Preview] No.388880 del
>>388877
nice photoshop insect

no likes you

no one would believe any screenshot you post

you dont even post any realy OC

YOU ARE THROUGHRLY ABSOLUTELY QUIENTESENTIALY DE-BOOONKED


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:27:08 [Preview] No.388882 del
When I was in high school two decades ago, this is exactly what I hoped my life would turn out like.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:28:06 [Preview] No.388883 del
>>388880
>nice photoshop insect
There we go, I knew he'd make up some bullshit.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:28:18 [Preview] No.388884 del
https://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/tokyo-olympics-live-updates-day-10-athletics-results/live-coverage/52629af605a1b817f9c3775e106fcc0d
>The Channel 7 commentators were left in shock after Australian cyclist Alex Porter crashed face-first into the track after the handlebars of his bike inexplicably snapped off.
>The bizarre incident occurred during Australia's attempt in the qualifying for the men's team pursuit at Tokyo's Izu Velodrome on Monday evening.

I hope Nuro didn't build this bike.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:28:25 [Preview] No.388885 del
Let wizzy have the quints. We could all use some boong magic


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:28:30 [Preview] No.388886 del
A NEET didn't even post realy OC once.


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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:30:54 [Preview] No.388888 del
>>388881
why do you keep lying like this ??


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:31:45 [Preview] No.388889 del
ffs


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:32:05 [Preview] No.388890 del
>>388889
Shitballs at it again!


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:33:00 [Preview] No.388891 del
>>388889
We'll have none of that language.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:33:41 [Preview] No.388892 del
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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:34:03 [Preview] No.388893 del
>>388881
yes i had already ordered a set in another colour

a colour not orange you retard

are you even aware of the supply chain disruptions faggot ?

you cant even buy a new bike, parts are all out of stock

you are living in a fucking cave you dishonest sack of chink shit


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:34:47 [Preview] No.388894 del
>reddit spacing


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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:36:24 [Preview] No.388896 del
>>388894
reddit spacing does not exist and i do it on porpose you shat wizardik


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:36:44 [Preview] No.388897 del
Cant we just delete every post back to the quints and do it right?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:37:03 [Preview] No.388898 del
>>388896
Damn, you and your 4D chess.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:37:09 [Preview] No.388899 del
>>388895
no one will ever love nofun


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:37:24 [Preview] No.388900 del
>>388885
What has wizzy ever done for us? It's about time we finished the job the first fleet started.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:38:58 [Preview] No.388901 del
>>388899
Typical nasty NEET response. Really tired of your shit and thinking it's all NoFun, a person that rarely posts here and you've never interacted with.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:39:46 [Preview] No.388902 del
You guys keen to watch the tranny weightlifter break some records tonight? 🏋️‍♀️🙈😂


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:39:59 [Preview] No.388903 del
Oh well. When they look back at the archives in 1000 years, checking the gets, they will know that nuro is a liar forever.
It had to happen.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:41:20 [Preview] No.388904 del
>>388902
but her test levels are less than 900nanograms per liter of blood.
let him break some records for the girls!


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:42:39 [Preview] No.388905 del
>>388902
Yas kween slay!


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:42:45 [Preview] No.388906 del
>>388897
The Gen must go on.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:43:22 [Preview] No.388907 del
>>388902
It's back or neck, yes.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:44:10 [Preview] No.388908 del
>>388901
>Really tired of your shit and thinking it's all NoFun

GOOD FUCK OFF THEN NOFUN


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:44:48 [Preview] No.388909 del
>>388876
He's either mentally unwell or desperately wants to copy some kind of gay teenage culture where you just act like an obnoxious cunt to everyone else like it's some a chat in some MMO game or a thread on 4chan or reddit.
>>388878
A very prescient post.
>>388880
>photoshop
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>no likes you
Ok whatever mate, seen heaps of people say otherwise.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:44:59 [Preview] No.388910 del
>>388906
its just sad that it will take 100 gens to have another opportunity like that. What a waste.


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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:46:26 [Preview] No.388912 del
>>388908
NoFun is all in your head.
>>388909
My money is on both, you can't really have the latter without the mental health issues.
>>388910
That's how life goes sometimes.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:46:35 [Preview] No.388913 del
>>388908
Like that other NEET said, you weren't even here when NoFun posted on here, you were probably still hanging out on 4chan or reddit at the time, so shut your mouth instead of talking about things you know sweet fuck all about.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:50:07 [Preview] No.388914 del
>>388902
And risk missing out on the argument between nuro and anti-nuro (10k?) over the case of the orange bicycle brakes? Are you nuts?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:50:14 [Preview] No.388915 del
Might cook some fish and have a sandwich later.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:50:55 [Preview] No.388916 del
>>388904
Women shouldn't be doing sports anyway, unless it's sucking dick or pole dancing.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:51:02 [Preview] No.388917 del
>>388915
a fish sandwich?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:51:33 [Preview] No.388918 del
>>388911
Not nice.
>>388912
>My money is on both, you can't really have the latter without the mental health issues
Yeah that's true, not really sure how else someone in their early to mid 30s would want to go around acting like the most obnoxious version of someone half their age.


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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:51:56 [Preview] No.388921 del
God damnit it 10K! You deceitful bastard, it was so obvious. I could sense your hatred for stews in this thread.
>>388917
Yeah.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:52:28 [Preview] No.388922 del
>>388916
Nuro would beat them in both.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:53:13 [Preview] No.388923 del
>>388918
>Not nice.
It was still probably more fun than being here when one of these arguments is happening.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:53:28 [Preview] No.388924 del
It seems someone got a little upset and closed the gen in shame...


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:54:08 [Preview] No.388925 del
What if nofun was secretly good morning karen poster? And we drove him off?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:55:06 [Preview] No.388926 del
>>388914
10K IS A COOL DUDE IN MY BOOKS


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:56:11 [Preview] No.388927 del
More lies


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:56:33 [Preview] No.388928 del
>>388918
>early to mid 30s
Mid 40s


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:56:43 [Preview] No.388929 del
definitely going to bed this time
even though nobody cares


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:57:09 [Preview] No.388930 del
I seem to recall otherwise...


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:57:15 [Preview] No.388931 del
>>388924
Nothing will change.
>>388928
At least whenever we feel down about our lives we can just remember this little tidbit.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:57:50 [Preview] No.388932 del
>>388929
Goodnight mate. I care.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 10:59:50 [Preview] No.388933 del
>>388926
Based.


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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:02:07 [Preview] No.388935 del
NIGGER


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:03:01 [Preview] No.388936 del
>>388929
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:03:47 [Preview] No.388937 del
Eating a scotch finger.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:04:19 [Preview] No.388938 del
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>>388930
this is twithout a doubt he biggest the most colossal BTFO of that chink nigger nofun since the great toilet block drug bamboozle of 2020


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:07:41 [Preview] No.388939 del
>>388938
You showed him!


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:08:03 [Preview] No.388940 del
>>388938
More teenage insults it seems...


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:09:15 [Preview] No.388941 del
>>388937
I could eat half a packet about now, if not more.


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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:09:53 [Preview] No.388943 del
>>388941
Same. I was cheeky having the one.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:10:30 [Preview] No.388944 del
Watching buffy. Feeling guilty for wasting my time on tv and not paying more attention to the ongoing ausneets dramas.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:11:12 [Preview] No.388945 del
>>388944
Don't worry about it, there will be a rerun later.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:15:59 [Preview] No.388946 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:16:48 [Preview] No.388947 del
>>388945
I'm waiting for the director's cut


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:17:53 [Preview] No.388948 del
>>388946
Goodnight mate.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:21:45 [Preview] No.388949 del
I haven't had cheezels in ages.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:24:09 [Preview] No.388950 del
>>388946
Goodnight sleep tight neet


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:27:42 [Preview] No.388951 del
>>388949
Cheese and bacon balls are the way to go m8


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:29:23 [Preview] No.388952 del
>>388951
Nah, I'll let you have them.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:29:48 [Preview] No.388953 del
Goodnight.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:35:03 [Preview] No.388954 del
>>388934
The correct term is mega morbidly obese


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:39:07 [Preview] No.388955 del
>>388954
At the rate I'm going I'll soon be able to confirm that.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:53:21 [Preview] No.388956 del
Wow, the trans lifter failed all 3 snatches and is knocked out. Bug woman broke an Olympic record


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:54:52 [Preview] No.388957 del
Some bugs can lift 50x their own body weight. FACT.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 11:55:40 [Preview] No.388958 del
Watching youtube videos. Thinking adding smashed avo on toast to my diet.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 12:06:17 [Preview] No.388959 del
Did a really smelly fart in bed and the smell travelled to the head of the bed and out from under the blankets and up my nose.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 12:18:38 [Preview] No.388960 del
>>388959
Those are my favourite


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 12:19:55 [Preview] No.388961 del
New hoody feels so fukken comfy


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 19:34:37 [Preview] No.388963 del
>>388858
>your premises have been traditionally shaky
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dRvcrWGUmR4 [Embed]


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 19:36:49 [Preview] No.388964 del
>>388864
>more lies than the Talmud.
please itemise each lie specifically,


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 19:38:27 [Preview] No.388965 del
>>388889
We got cheesecake a gf once


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 19:41:28 [Preview] No.388966 del
>>388895
Nice.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1xKVh3O4e9k [Embed]


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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 19:45:28 [Preview] No.388968 del
>>388925
NoFun wouldn't put up with any of this shit.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 19:47:46 [Preview] No.388969 del
>>388949
I had some chickadees the other day for the first time in years, better than I remembered.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 19:48:54 [Preview] No.388970 del
>>388961
Lovely.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 19:49:11 [Preview] No.388971 del


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:11:21 [Preview] No.388977 del
I would remind all neets that just because it looks like anti-nuro neet is some schizoid loser who spends all his time obsessing over nuro and spinning unsubstantiated bicycle shop conspiracy theories to give his own pathetic life meaning, doesn't mean he is. Looks can be deceiving. He might well be a magnificent chad with a fulfilling existence outside the internet.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:17:24 [Preview] No.388979 del
>>388978
I don't know.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:19:11 [Preview] No.388980 del
>>388979
I'm not pretending to be someone I'm not to impress people


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:25:44 [Preview] No.388981 del
>>388980
You pretend to be an anti-Nuro.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:28:23 [Preview] No.388982 del
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Blanton's stoppers are all different.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:31:24 [Preview] No.388983 del
mording
itchy arsehole


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:33:11 [Preview] No.388984 del
>>388983
Morning, you need a hand?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:35:11 [Preview] No.388985 del
>>388984
no, I'm good thanks


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:35:29 [Preview] No.388986 del
>>388984
mording btw


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:37:02 [Preview] No.388987 del
Scrot rubbing time.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:37:09 [Preview] No.388988 del
>>388982
YouTube told you this, didn't it?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:38:56 [Preview] No.388989 del
>>388988
Nah, I looked up images because I was recommending it to a poster.
BWS have upped the price back to $80.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:43:00 [Preview] No.388990 del
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Imagine not trusting the vaccine but thinking, oh I'll just take horse de-wormer and see what happens.


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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:45:09 [Preview] No.388992 del
>>388991
Astra Zinfandel


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:46:26 [Preview] No.388993 del
>>388991
That plane number has to be bullshit.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:49:19 [Preview] No.388994 del
>>388990
Ivermectin, sold under the brand name Stromectol among others, is a medication that is used to treat parasite infestations.[6][7] In humans, this includes head lice, scabies, river blindness (onchocerciasis), strongyloidiasis, trichuriasis, ascariasis, and lymphatic filariasis.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:50:59 [Preview] No.388995 del
>>388994
Yes, but would you randomly take the horse version and try and come up with your own dose? What about other ingredients bundled with it?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:55:49 [Preview] No.388996 del
then there's the whole anti-parasitic vs anti-viral thing and the liver failure deaths associated with it


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:57:03 [Preview] No.388997 del
>>388995
Yes, basically impossible to overdose and people trust their 6 figure horses with it


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 21:58:34 [Preview] No.388998 del
>>388997
>basically impossible to overdose
<“I have lost five patients to liver failure from ivermectin and all patients now admitted here have all been on [the drug]," he said.

https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/south-africa/2021-07-20-they-think-they-are-safe-doc-issues-chilling-warning-as-people-taking-ivermectin-continue-to-die/


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 22:00:50 [Preview] No.388999 del
>>388998
It's one use not supposed to be taken over time dumb niggers


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 22:23:38 [Preview] No.389001 del
>>388948
>>388950
Thank you.

>>388953
Sleep tight.

>>388956
kek

>>388959
Under gas attack.

>>388961
Embrace it!

>>388980
Ironic.

>>388991
Spooky.

>>389000
Comfy pepes.

>>388971
>>388983
>>388984
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 22:47:41 [Preview] No.389002 del
>>388998
So what? Just let it happen. It's killing the less intelligent. Just think of it as evolution in action.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 22:48:54 [Preview] No.389003 del
Morning neeties. Gonna try and get things done today by pretending I'm back in school - got my phone set to give 6 alarms, once every hour, and I'm going to attempt a roughly 1 hour task each time the alarm goes off.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 22:49:04 [Preview] No.389004 del
>>389001
mording


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 22:52:47 [Preview] No.389005 del
>>389003
you should install an air horn on the wall of your house
don't forget to program in recess and lunch breaks


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 22:58:36 [Preview] No.389006 del
>>389005
I got recess all planned out m8, and possum gave me a few bucks to buy some dim sims at the tuck shop.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 22:59:24 [Preview] No.389007 del
>>389003
Make sure you set an alarm for me.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 23:00:04 [Preview] No.389008 del
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fuck people who do this give me the shits


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 23:06:53 [Preview] No.389010 del
time for shid in toilet


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 23:09:16 [Preview] No.389011 del
>>389008
How long will the quick thing take?


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 23:11:50 [Preview] No.389012 del
>>389011
Who knows?
It’s the HA


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 23:12:57 [Preview] No.389013 del
>mnoming
Never too early to get juiced.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 23:19:06 [Preview] No.389014 del
Morning Cobbers


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 23:20:33 [Preview] No.389015 del
>>389003
>>389014
Good morning NEETs.


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NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 23:29:11 [Preview] No.389018 del
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>Having a quickie with the HA and not inviting your neet bros


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 23:31:40 [Preview] No.389019 del
>>389016
At least she solved it.

>>389017
True, I agree.


NEET 08/02/2021 (Mon) 23:42:38 [Preview] No.389020 del
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NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:00:47 [Preview] No.389022 del
Taxation of 16
My soul unclean
Touching my peen


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:01:46 [Preview] No.389023 del
>>389022
That's my boy


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:03:49 [Preview] No.389024 del
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NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:03:57 [Preview] No.389025 del
We should find the bastard who keeps forcing monk to drink and break his legs.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:31:49 [Preview] No.389027 del
my postal delivery has been delayed


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:32:44 [Preview] No.389028 del
>>389026
I think the few that exist in Lizbef have been smashed every time I've walked past.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:35:10 [Preview] No.389029 del
>>389027
As long as it is still on its way.

>>389028
Sad, they can be handy when you really them.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:35:17 [Preview] No.389030 del
>>389027
cops are opening it as we speak
rip neet


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:37:14 [Preview] No.389031 del
>>389030
it's a thermometer


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:38:37 [Preview] No.389032 del
>>389029
>Sad, they can be handy when you really them.
Apparently there used to be one near the lookout at Port Elliot and some cunt was drowning and some other cunt ran up to ring and ambalamps but couldn't cos there was some other cunt wot vandalised the phone


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:46:04 [Preview] No.389033 del
>>389032
>other cunt wot vandalised the phone
What a cunt move. I will never understand those mongs.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:47:53 [Preview] No.389034 del
>>389031
for cooking meth


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:53:22 [Preview] No.389035 del
>>389034
He'll use it check your temperature, non-orally.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:54:50 [Preview] No.389036 del
>>389034
No! Don't be stupid.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:55:59 [Preview] No.389037 del
>>389036
Don't tell me tell the magistrate


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 00:57:20 [Preview] No.389038 del
>>389037
I'm going to tell your Mummybot!


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:03:41 [Preview] No.389039 del
>>389003
Sounds like an interesting plan, let us know how it goes.
>>389021
Apparently a Bug chick won, bet you the Bug saw the tranny was in the competition and decided that two can play this game and dosed their girl up with a bunch of gear.
12 degrees today in Shitbourne, had the "Big Brekkie Burger" from mcdonalds for breakfast, liked it a lot better than the HJ's one, at least this one has meat in it in the form of some sausage patties, I'd give it an 8/10. Looking forward to having a productive day.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:06:01 [Preview] No.389040 del
imagine not knowing for decades that HJ is dogshit compared to maccas


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:10:25 [Preview] No.389041 del
>>389039
>Looking forward to having a productive day.
Good luck, you had a good start to the day.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:10:45 [Preview] No.389042 del
>>389040
Not true, HJ's has been beating maccas for year and year, to be fair in the last couple of years maccas have gotten their shit together and it's either level now or maccas are coming out in front.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:11:03 [Preview] No.389043 del
>>389041
Could be better, make the necessary steps


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:11:54 [Preview] No.389044 del
>>389040
There was near me that had no customers that use to cook everything fresh. The food was so hot it was steaming. It was nice.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:23:46 [Preview] No.389045 del
>>389041
Thanks, I hope you have a good day too NEET.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:26:16 [Preview] No.389046 del
>>389030
it's now coming today so you were wrong stupid


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:28:28 [Preview] No.389047 del
>>389046
doesn't take long to open and seal back up a package
RIP


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:31:02 [Preview] No.389048 del
>>389044
How did they manage no customers? I'd have thought their bean counters would know exactly how much revenue any store could expect to make.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:32:06 [Preview] No.389049 del
>>389042
HJ's beef stuff tastes a shitload better than McDolans


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:37:32 [Preview] No.389050 del
Weber once bumped Possum, knocking his garlic bread out of his hands and into the dirt. Weber lost the sight in one eye that day, and has walked with a limp ever since.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:42:55 [Preview] No.389051 del
>>389050
Who would win in a neet cage fight league between the named neets?


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:44:18 [Preview] No.389052 del
>>389048
>How did they manage no customers?
It was closed for a while and then when they re-opened they did fuck all to advertise the fact it was open again. They actually don't open it till later in the morning so they don't do that anymore.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:45:25 [Preview] No.389053 del


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 01:57:56 [Preview] No.389054 del
Painful squirt


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 02:07:18 [Preview] No.389055 del
>>389054
My bum has been painful after too many frequent poos.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 02:10:58 [Preview] No.389056 del


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>>388261
I don't drink milk for the health benefits, I drink it as an act of political activism.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 02:18:48 [Preview] No.389058 del
I wonder if there are body corporateish cows.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 02:22:58 [Preview] No.389059 del
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NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 02:44:58 [Preview] No.389060 del
the sun keeps coming out and going away again
i wish it would make up its mind


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 02:46:22 [Preview] No.389061 del
>>389060
based geocentrist


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 02:46:43 [Preview] No.389062 del
>>389060
We're better off with just the moon.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 02:46:51 [Preview] No.389063 del
>>389060
It's learning its from the moon bad behaviour

Only a matter of time until it starts wobbling


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 02:48:22 [Preview] No.389064 del
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NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 02:53:20 [Preview] No.389065 del
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NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 02:59:20 [Preview] No.389066 del
>>389065
P L U G G E D


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 03:14:23 [Preview] No.389067 del
my thermometer arrived


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 03:18:39 [Preview] No.389068 del
>>389067
What will you be using it for first?


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 03:22:39 [Preview] No.389069 del
>>389068
probably the next think I roast


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 03:23:21 [Preview] No.389070 del
might go and get some wine


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 03:43:49 [Preview] No.389071 del
got some wine


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 03:51:02 [Preview] No.389072 del
Want to touch some bobs.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:06:18 [Preview] No.389073 del
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>>389072
you can pay to touch bobs
small bobs are the best


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:21:16 [Preview] No.389074 del
>>389073
she's aged well and hasn't destroyed herself with fake tits and tattoos like the others usually do


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:22:07 [Preview] No.389075 del
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Soup/stew is on, I always boil the meat separately for about 10 minutes to get rid of the blood etc
I'll add the celery later as well as the seasonings.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:24:06 [Preview] No.389076 del
>>389075
you know you can just toss the meat cubes in a hot skillet to seal them?


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:24:57 [Preview] No.389077 del
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A komodo dragon ate a turtle and then wore it like a hat.
I miss Shitey


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:28:23 [Preview] No.389078 del
>>389075
>I'll add the celery later
A stew is not complete without it.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:32:47 [Preview] No.389079 del
>>389077
Me too.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:39:50 [Preview] No.389080 del
>>389076
Na, I'd be there for ages doing that I like the minimal effort it was a kilo of shin I did


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:42:43 [Preview] No.389081 del
>>389080
fair enough


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:48:33 [Preview] No.389082 del
>>389077
I just miss nuro and his kino orange brakes of basedness


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:49:40 [Preview] No.389083 del
>>389082
my thermometer is orange


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:50:36 [Preview] No.389084 del
I miss my Corvette. I took the long way home from the bottle shop and drove past it... still sitting on the hoist.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:51:00 [Preview] No.389085 del
>>389083
But is it dual pistoned?


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:54:31 [Preview] No.389087 del
>>389085
No, but it is accurate to +/- 0.5 degrees and has a G-force sensor in it that automatically turns on the LCD back light.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:55:04 [Preview] No.389088 del
>>389084
How long until they can claim legal ownership of it I wonder.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:56:04 [Preview] No.389089 del
>>389086
leftover doses of the Pfizer vaccine – which would have been put in the bin


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:56:33 [Preview] No.389090 del
>>389088
I don't think that is possible while I keep renewing the registration and insurance.

It will be 11 weeks this Friday. I am hoping they had it back to me by I go on annual leave on the afternoon of 13 August, but this looks unlikely.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 04:57:17 [Preview] No.389091 del
>>389089
It doesn't matter. She could have found three randoms on the street. You don't administer to your own family as a medical "professional".


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 05:00:33 [Preview] No.389092 del
>>389091
>She could have found three randoms on the street
hey bro you want the vaccine?


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 05:01:04 [Preview] No.389093 del
>>389092
woke twitter is full of nurses posting this sort of thing atm


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 05:07:38 [Preview] No.389094 del
>>389086
If she had spent a little more time performing TikTok dances in front of dying COVID patients and a little less time pilfering vaccines, she'd still have a job. I bet she likes the moon too.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 05:13:14 [Preview] No.389095 del
>>389086
I don't understand why they don't fine the companies who don't use the doses to force them to use them. Given the special needles were sourced for it and I can imagine they were not cheap.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 05:13:50 [Preview] No.389096 del
>>389084
Did they provide any updates on how it is going?


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 05:23:34 [Preview] No.389097 del
>>389096
I didn't go in, just drove past slowly and looked into the workshop


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 05:33:18 [Preview] No.389098 del
>>389097
You should go inside, hop in the corvette and drink your goon while making vroom vroom noises and pretended to be in a car chase with a gang of ebike riding bicycle repairmen. Pretend the other neets are there, shooting guns out the windows and arguing with each other.


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NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 05:39:42 [Preview] No.389100 del
>>389057
I remember something like this being a short lived /pol/ meme 4 or 5 years ago. Didn't imagine people took it seriously.
>>389059
I wish that was my fridge.
>>389084
I reckon you should call them and ask them how they're coming along with it.
Wonder how that NEET who was setting himself alarms on his phone to imitate a school schedule is going.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 05:50:26 [Preview] No.389101 del
>>389098
I'm in, we could make it a road trip.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 05:51:49 [Preview] No.389102 del
>>389100
>Wonder how that NEET who was setting himself alarms on his phone to imitate a school schedule is going.
I think he's in detention at the moment.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:02:28 [Preview] No.389103 del
>>389098
My friends literally used to do that to the cars they were building up but with cocaine

Partying in a car build imagining a chase while doing coke is referred to as a Chas Chee party


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:10:21 [Preview] No.389104 del
Could gar a red top


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:11:08 [Preview] No.389105 del
>>389104
Already knocked off and hitting a sack


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:12:41 [Preview] No.389106 del
Before we form the neet compound, we'll trial it with the neet van, a van full of executive neets that spends the day driving from one fast food drive-in to the next, ordering meals at each, and asking the drive through qt's for dates or snapchat usernames. On days with good weather we'll load up a bootfull of goon from dan's, and drive to the beach to get gooned and take pictures of the sunset which we'll spam at nuro.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:15:34 [Preview] No.389107 del
having chicken and gravy rolls for dindins
just pulled the chicken apart to save me a job later


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:16:05 [Preview] No.389108 del
>>389103
>Chas Chee party
Finally, we have something we can do on friday and saturday nights at the neet compound.


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NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:16:52 [Preview] No.389110 del
>>389106
Why would I care ? You could go to the beach and take pictures but it still wouldn’t be be based.


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NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:24:49 [Preview] No.389114 del
>>389107
Always easier when it is warmer.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:27:17 [Preview] No.389115 del
>>389102
It was just like being in real school again - I pretended I was sick and made my mummybot take time off work to come pick me up and take me home.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:28:46 [Preview] No.389116 del
How is Piesseville WA pronounced? Pies-ville? Piss-ville?


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:29:24 [Preview] No.389117 del
>>389115
Actually what happened: I did some work for the first few hours, but I wasn't thinking clearly, because it was morning. At lunchtime the sun was out so I went for a long, much needed walk, but was too tired to do much by the time I got back. Did I mention I never graduated from high school and this may not have been the best strategy for getting thing done?


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:41:18 [Preview] No.389118 del
>>389109
The neet party van. Owned by based enterprises.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:41:27 [Preview] No.389119 del
>>389116
Maybe like that wonky tower in Italy?


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:44:13 [Preview] No.389120 del
>>389119
I'd like to think they alternate between pissville and piesville each week.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:51:53 [Preview] No.389121 del
It appears that the name 'Based Enterprises' is not a registered business name in Australia. Perhaps we should remedy that.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:55:07 [Preview] No.389122 del
Home now.

Fucking jipped.

Beatiful and stunning day and fresh breeze.

Leave werk to go to the beach.

By the time i get their its over cast and cold

Head home.

Paradise Lost.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:56:44 [Preview] No.389123 del
>>389121
The mong poster would probably start spamming the details of whoever registered it. Then state he's not doing it to impress people and that he's not really a shizo (it's more of a full-time occupation, always on call that he can't quit).


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:57:24 [Preview] No.389124 del
>>389122
Boost yourself up with a solid flavourtown.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:58:42 [Preview] No.389125 del
>>389121
I've spent enough money on stupid shit lately.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:01:38 [Preview] No.389126 del
>>389124
bah

nah

ate too much at werk


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:01:47 [Preview] No.389127 del
Red top acquired


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:04:17 [Preview] No.389128 del
>>389127
longneck?


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:07:42 [Preview] No.389129 del
>>389119
Quality Italian workmanship.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:08:50 [Preview] No.389130 del
>>389129
The building is fine. The foundation not so much. 99% of Australian shit doesn't even last 100 years.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:08:51 [Preview] No.389131 del
>>389128
Always


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:11:59 [Preview] No.389132 del
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NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:14:08 [Preview] No.389134 del
>>389129
hey its still together

the leaning tower of pieces is still here becuase it does not rust and does not have italian electrics


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:17:25 [Preview] No.389135 del
>>389129
>Weber walks up the tower, causing it to topple and creating an international incident


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:19:23 [Preview] No.389136 del
>>389135
if he walks up the left side it will straighten up


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:23:58 [Preview] No.389137 del
>>389132
Nice, sending that to my dad


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:26:53 [Preview] No.389138 del
does tinned gravy powder go off?
I have some with a best before date of june 2020


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:27:01 [Preview] No.389139 del
>>389135
Pretty sure obelix actually did this in an asterix comic.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:31:31 [Preview] No.389140 del
>>389138
Are you so povo you can't buy another tin of powdered gravox?


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:32:00 [Preview] No.389141 del
The fuck neets
Even more responsibility at work now, I’ll be managing API access and release enquieries for thousands of customers
I watch YouTube videos for the first half of the day during my hangover but they keep giving more and more exclusive and technical things to do
Can’t complain but I don’t really get it


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:33:09 [Preview] No.389142 del
>>389140
Not at all, I just want to have some now and noticed the date on the tin. It still smells OK.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:33:55 [Preview] No.389143 del
>>389141
Maybe it's a sign you should get your fucking life together and shine.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:34:11 [Preview] No.389144 del
>>389141
> but they keep giving more and more exclusive and technical things to do
You're probably also taking over what that hoody bloke use to do as well.

>I don’t really get it
You're moving up in the world.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:34:43 [Preview] No.389145 del
>>389143
>get your fucking life together
I can imagine that is the plan for tomorrow.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:35:38 [Preview] No.389146 del
>>389143
It is
Wonder what I could achieve if I wasn’t a boong

>>389144
Nah he did fuck all, very basic help desk stuff


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:35:50 [Preview] No.389147 del
>>389143
hes obviously going to crash ad burn


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 07:53:06 [Preview] No.389148 del
just downloaded F9

pizza in oven

gonna have a shower

not the best of days but comfeeee


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:00:15 [Preview] No.389149 del
>>389138
I'd say no, just like spices they just lose a bit of flavour.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:01:14 [Preview] No.389150 del
>>389141
Time to give up the goon.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:04:51 [Preview] No.389151 del
>>389148
You write haikus.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:04:52 [Preview] No.389152 del
chooky rolls have been consumed
one last glass of wine and then I'll have a G&T or a martini


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:06:03 [Preview] No.389153 del
>>389149
yeah that seemed to be the internet consensus as well
smelled and tasted fine
I've put new tins on the list for next time I shop.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:07:46 [Preview] No.389154 del
>>389152
>a G&T or a martini
A few?


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:09:39 [Preview] No.389155 del
>>389154
well I had 4 martinis the other night, which was basically 18 shots of white spirit on top of the bottle of wine I'd consumed prior
tonight I'll probably just have a couple of tumblers of G&T


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:10:46 [Preview] No.389156 del
>>389155
Delightful.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:12:47 [Preview] No.389157 del
>>389155
Do you actually not get hangovers? You make me jealous
Had some quality Bacardi espresso cocktails the other night. $20 each. I had 5 and maybe 6 pints


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:14:26 [Preview] No.389158 del
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Cows are our friends
What a wholesome thread


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:15:12 [Preview] No.389159 del
Cows are for poofs


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:17:29 [Preview] No.389160 del
>>389157
I don't get them normally. Sunday, however, I decided on an alcohol-free day because I didn't feel 100% after the night before. Not sick or headachy, just off if that makes sense.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:21:25 [Preview] No.389161 del
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>>389159
You take that back


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:23:33 [Preview] No.389162 del
dairy cows are actually pretty smart


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:28:35 [Preview] No.389163 del
>>389162
Smarter than the average NEET?


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>>389160
Every day the NEETs grow stronger
>>389162
It's a good feeling when a cow recognizes you.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:31:42 [Preview] No.389165 del
>>389163
about the same
they have a pecking order and automatically know to line up twice a day for their milking and their position in the line


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:34:56 [Preview] No.389166 del
>>389158
It would make a good steak.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:36:48 [Preview] No.389167 del
>>389016
I like where this is going.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:38:07 [Preview] No.389168 del
>>389028
Lizbef payphones are the only ones I've seen with the hard see through metal, like a screen door.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:38:59 [Preview] No.389169 del
>>389039
>8/10
I had it once and thought the patty was the worst bit.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:39:10 [Preview] No.389170 del
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well F9 sucks major ass

dont bother NEETs


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:39:19 [Preview] No.389172 del
>>389167
where's that?


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:39:45 [Preview] No.389173 del
>>389050
Is that why he wears the monocle?


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:40:26 [Preview] No.389174 del
>>389051
Shire and I had a fight on that 8chan cup thing once.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:40:45 [Preview] No.389175 del
>>389056
An unexpected (You)


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NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:44:35 [Preview] No.389178 del
>>389100
>my fridge.
Your fridge couldn't handle that much sausage.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:44:59 [Preview] No.389179 del
>>389104
I'm having a sober night tonight like a good boy.


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NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:47:22 [Preview] No.389181 del
>>389138
I didn't know it went off.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:48:02 [Preview] No.389182 del
>>389179
Good to hear.


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NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:49:46 [Preview] No.389184 del
>>389172
I was hoping for pooji romance.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:51:54 [Preview] No.389185 del
>>389184
she knows she done fucked up


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 08:58:39 [Preview] No.389186 del
>>389185
She deserves another chance, this weekend.


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NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 09:04:50 [Preview] No.389188 del
>>389187
kek, typical real estate agents


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 09:05:00 [Preview] No.389189 del
>>389186
yeah let me check with her entire family if they are all free this weekend


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 09:08:28 [Preview] No.389190 del
>>389188
Bug investor will buy it just to get their money out of Yuan.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 09:09:01 [Preview] No.389191 del
>>389189
You could cook them a bbq, I know another neet who has a cow in their freezer so you would get free meat.


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 09:13:40 [Preview] No.389192 del
>>389191
yes, vegetarian hindus love freezer cows


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 09:17:02 [Preview] No.389193 del
>>389192
tell them it's tofu


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 09:21:32 [Preview] No.389194 del
>>389193
drunk nasty monk was right about the whole situation a few months back


NEET 08/03/2021 (Tue) 09:25:25 [Preview] No.389195 del
Cruisey where should I go and stay for a night or two during the week of the 16th?


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