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NEET General #455 - Uncertain Times Edition NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 02:40:19 [Preview] No. 460116
Lost souls walking empty streets at night. Unsure where to turn. Not knowing their place in this Clown World.

OLD: >>459098


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 02:51:16 [Preview] No.460117 del
Nervous.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 02:54:00 [Preview] No.460118 del
Anus


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 02:54:47 [Preview] No.460119 del
Nervous bowel syndrome


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 02:54:54 [Preview] No.460120 del
You'll be right Monk, just act confident and only answer the questions they ask, not the ones they don't.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 02:57:31 [Preview] No.460121 del
I did not like that elephant banner. Not NEET related and in very poor taste.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:15:23 [Preview] No.460122 del
The chest pains are back.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:23:47 [Preview] No.460124 del
>>460116
Perfect thread.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:24:04 [Preview] No.460125 del
>>460122
Go see Doctor Sir about it.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:24:26 [Preview] No.460126 del
>>460120
Good advice for him.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:24:47 [Preview] No.460127 del
>>460121
I have been in poor taste for some time.
The spark in me is gone.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:24:56 [Preview] No.460128 del
>>460125
I would rather not know what it is. Just try and forget about it.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:27:35 [Preview] No.460129 del
>>460128
I think you should not go towards the light though.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:28:37 [Preview] No.460130 del
>>460127
The jab will fix you.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:29:01 [Preview] No.460131 del
>>460130
Straight into the ground!


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:31:53 [Preview] No.460132 del
If they ask "Are you an alcoholic?" say No.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:33:36 [Preview] No.460133 del
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>>460132
>say No.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:34:53 [Preview] No.460134 del
>If they ask "Are you an alcoholic?"
Das racist


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:40:37 [Preview] No.460135 del
Went alright. Couldn't stop awkwardly touching my mouth and stuff.
She's gonna put me forward to the company. A couple times she was basically warning me that the job is less technical than my experience implies, asking me if that was ok etc. Had to make up some shit like how I'm passionate about user experience or whatever. That might be a good sign though.
Sperged out on some of the soft skill questions like 'how would people describe you'
A big ol fuckin boong lord


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:42:20 [Preview] No.460136 del
One more cup and I might pass out. Or do some cookin.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:43:18 [Preview] No.460137 del
>>460135
Are you sure you even want this job?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:44:08 [Preview] No.460138 del
>>460135
Good luck m8.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:44:20 [Preview] No.460139 del
>>460135
>Went alright.
Good to hear.

>A couple times she was basically warning me that the job is less technical than my experience implies,
But the pay remains at the figure she previously stated?

That admissions worries me.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:44:41 [Preview] No.460140 del
>>460136
Have a cup of water instead.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:45:53 [Preview] No.460141 del
>>460135
Onya cuz.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:48:31 [Preview] No.460142 del
>>460137
>>460139
Its a bit worrying yeah. But the pay is worth it and its a company that looks good on a resume.
Who knows, maybe theres more opportunities to join another team there.
Even if its not for me I'll just do 6-12 months and jump.
Plus, I think I bullshitted about myself a lot, it actually sounds more technical than my current role


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:48:49 [Preview] No.460143 del
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They just keep digging that hole...


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:49:23 [Preview] No.460144 del
Oh and they have an office in Vietnam so maybe I could become a sexpat on an aussie salary


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:50:48 [Preview] No.460145 del
Day 3 of the water fast. Feeling tired. Back to eating food tomorrow.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:52:36 [Preview] No.460146 del
>>460143
Why do you care about them? You're back here like you were going to do no matter what.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:52:48 [Preview] No.460147 del
>>460142
>But the pay is worth it
Just don't let them fuck you around on that point. But jumping ship is a good idea if it does not work out. Just don't burn any bridges if you do.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:52:54 [Preview] No.460148 del
And please stop using the /neet.lyfe title. You don't represent me or the reasons why I started that board.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:53:27 [Preview] No.460149 del
>>460144
>a sexpat on an aussie salary
>>HPV explosion of unknown cause, authorities investigating


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:53:51 [Preview] No.460150 del
>>460144
The HPV would be too much for you. Your dick would turn black and fall off.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:54:00 [Preview] No.460151 del
>>460146
>You're back here like you were going to do no matter what

I see some slanderous posts trying to drag my name through the mud.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:54:09 [Preview] No.460152 del
>>460145
Well done.

What will be your first meal?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:54:20 [Preview] No.460153 del
>>460148
>the reasons why I started that board
You were just chucking a temper tantrum.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:56:02 [Preview] No.460154 del
>>460152
>What will be your first meal?
I am going onto a protein shake diet.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:56:11 [Preview] No.460155 del
>>460147
I said 70k+ super which is what i said in the email.
That's fair if not a little low I reckon. I'd consider 65 but otherwise its not worth commuting every day when instead I could just stay at home and do my 1 hour of work a day


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:56:28 [Preview] No.460156 del
Last night I was pondering about the boongs back before the white devil invaded. Specifically where did they sleep when it was raining? I mean they didn't build huts. Did they just sleep under trees or in caves?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:57:43 [Preview] No.460157 del
>>460156
>they didn't build huts.
You are ignorant. They had all sorts of different kinds of shelters.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:58:11 [Preview] No.460158 del
>>460156
>Specifically where did they sleep when it was raining?
I know they made huts and used caves.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:58:20 [Preview] No.460159 del
>>460153
>temper tantrum
Fun fact: I created that board a couple weeks before copping a 10-year ban here for posting a pic of some random dude. I really just wanted to experience what it was like being a BO.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:58:23 [Preview] No.460160 del
>>460156
>where did they sleep when it was raining?
That was never a problem because of their advanced rain dance.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:58:26 [Preview] No.460161 del
>>460154
Good luck. Stay away from snacks.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:58:44 [Preview] No.460162 del
>>460144
This is what you need to work towards.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:58:49 [Preview] No.460163 del
>>460150
I hope we get the pictures.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:59:19 [Preview] No.460164 del
>>460157
>>460158
I never did pay attention in History class during high school.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:59:24 [Preview] No.460165 del
>>460155
>and do my 1 hour of work a day
You need to keep that mind as well when looking at the final offer. They will probably do it right but make sure it is in writing and read it before making a decision.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 03:59:44 [Preview] No.460166 del
>>460159
>>460151
You will know.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:03:15 [Preview] No.460167 del
>>460159
>10-year ban here
Then why are you here now?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:04:43 [Preview] No.460168 del
>>460165
What do you mean? How does the final offer have anything to do with my current semi-neet lifestyle?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:09:36 [Preview] No.460169 del
Women have a G-spot
Men have a P-spot


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:09:39 [Preview] No.460170 del
>>460168
All I am saying is you should read the final offer page to page to ensure you agree with everything in it. It will stipulate many important things; pay, leave, termination processes and any other entitlements.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:11:13 [Preview] No.460171 del
>>460167
Because BO came to his senses that's why. COPE.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:13:26 [Preview] No.460172 del
>>460170
I will.
My current contract now requires 4 weeks notice but I'll probably have to give 2. Gonna be quite a few sickies chucked in that case


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:22:41 [Preview] No.460173 del
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>tfw no gf named after your favourite supermarket


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:24:07 [Preview] No.460174 del
>>460156
I think almost all of them made simple huts.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:36:36 [Preview] No.460175 del
She also stressed to me how a linkedin account is basically a hard requirement for most employers. Need to do something about that


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:37:38 [Preview] No.460176 del
>>460175
Make a whimsical username like buldgemater69


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:41:39 [Preview] No.460177 del
>>460173
Who is this semon demon? I hope it's not that serb we deported.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:43:25 [Preview] No.460178 del
>>460176
That's too close to my usual username of cockmaster9000. Pick something else.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:43:57 [Preview] No.460179 del
Time for a paid lie down.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:45:45 [Preview] No.460180 del
>>460178
>cockmaster9000.
Just change to mastercook0009


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:46:32 [Preview] No.460181 del
>>460178
C+HPVillan


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:47:16 [Preview] No.460182 del
>>460179
I had a 20min one just before.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:47:24 [Preview] No.460183 del
LMAO
That scumDICK not only deleted the pic after trying to defend his actions but also deleted his response to me calling him out.

The thread I made on /b about him was literally gone within 5 minutes.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:49:00 [Preview] No.460184 del
>>460181
I think it would look good for him.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:49:01 [Preview] No.460185 del
>>460183
No-one cares.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:49:18 [Preview] No.460186 del
>>460183
You have lost the right to belittle others.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:50:26 [Preview] No.460187 del
>>460183
Time to move on m8 and forget about them.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:50:49 [Preview] No.460188 del
>>460177
My friend, she's Iga Swiatek. Polish tennis star, currently 20 years old. Has a slight case of Tourettes.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:51:36 [Preview] No.460189 del
I have been thinking about Cruisey's jab situation. I think his problem is he is taking life too seriously. We live in a clown world, you need to keep laughing to stay sane. You take your clown serum, shake your head and laugh and then move on to the next absurdity.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:51:49 [Preview] No.460190 del
>>460185
>>460186
>>460187
Forget me, his behaviour needs to be EXPOSED.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:52:31 [Preview] No.460191 del
>>460183
Don't start a shitfight on another board then come here crying about it.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:57:21 [Preview] No.460192 del
>>460189
NO IM AS MAD AS HELL AND NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 04:58:32 [Preview] No.460193 del
>>460192
POZZ BUSTERS!


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:05:32 [Preview] No.460194 del
eating BEANS


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:08:05 [Preview] No.460196 del
>>460191
t. Tiffin


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:10:03 [Preview] No.460197 del
Garn scramble some eggs


>>460195
Shuddup you faggot!


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:10:08 [Preview] No.460198 del


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:17:06 [Preview] No.460199 del
>>460196
nobody wants a board war with 16chan, this is a board of peace.
I can't even work out why you're angry in the first place.

>>460195
High quality post


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:20:49 [Preview] No.460200 del
>>460199
>I can't even work out why you're angry in the first place

He has been exposed as a pedo yet is still allowed to post here. Why don't you have a problem with that?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:24:15 [Preview] No.460201 del
Did literally no work today


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:25:05 [Preview] No.460202 del
>>460201
Well done.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:25:10 [Preview] No.460203 del
About to go psycho again
Everytime I want Vocaroo to work it doesn't
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:26:50 [Preview] No.460204 del
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>>460201
>Have literally done no work for years


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:30:44 [Preview] No.460205 del
At the hospital fracture clinic. Hour and a half wait so far.

Note to self never accept afternoon appointments. They are always behind. Insist on first thing in the morning always.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:31:39 [Preview] No.460206 del


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:32:25 [Preview] No.460207 del
>>460203
Be careful with the Toshiba, it has already lost his space bar.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:32:33 [Preview] No.460208 del
>>460201
You deserved a break.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:33:23 [Preview] No.460209 del
>>460205
>At the hospital fracture clinic.
To acquire more Forte?

>Hour and a half wait so far.
Woe.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:34:09 [Preview] No.460210 del
>>460205
Look at that wheelchair
Some quality whizzing done in that im sure


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:34:28 [Preview] No.460211 del
>>460205
Show us your bulge, love


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:40:07 [Preview] No.460212 del
>>460200
I hate rockspiders IGA but I'll be real with you I think you're barking up the wrong tree.
It's not a cunnypost, it's only one image and I'm going to say it's clearly white pride related.

>>460205
>never accept afternoon appointments.
Truth.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:40:34 [Preview] No.460213 del
Dead thread
Scrambling some egg
Listening to Metallica shred
Nuro won't acknowledge my bread


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:42:05 [Preview] No.460214 del
>>460212
>It's not a cunnypost, it's only one image and I'm going to say it's clearly white pride related

So why the panicked deletion?
Not to mention I got perma-banned for pointing it out.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:45:54 [Preview] No.460215 del
>>460213
>Nuro won't acknowledge my bread
Multigrain load?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:47:35 [Preview] No.460216 del
This IGA cunt is literally the pedo who kept posting little girls all over the board. He was/is obsessed with some 12y.o girl named Leyana.

I don't understand why the Beau keeps letting him gaslight people.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:50:54 [Preview] No.460217 del
>>460214
you were banned for making serious allegations without any real basis aka. being a shitcunt.

just move on


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:53:46 [Preview] No.460218 del
TIME TO DIE


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:54:05 [Preview] No.460219 del


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 05:57:02 [Preview] No.460220 del
>>460210
It's not big enough for a true executive.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:01:44 [Preview] No.460221 del
>>460220
There is a true executive seat two to the right of the wheelchair. Some skellie is sitting in it. She has stolen an executive king's throne.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:04:54 [Preview] No.460222 del
>>460221
She should be thrown out.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:10:38 [Preview] No.460223 del
>>460222
At a minimum.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:30:33 [Preview] No.460225 del
Test


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:33:47 [Preview] No.460226 del
>>460216
>This IGA cunt is literally the pedo who kept posting little girls all over the board.
What little girls, where and when?
All we know of is the 16chBo an Nuro posting kids here. It's time Bo ban you for your BS claims. At this point you're nothing but a saboteur.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:35:32 [Preview] No.460227 del
>>460226
A crude deflection attempt. You lack subtlety. You lack humour. You are an alcoholic piece of shit.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:41:37 [Preview] No.460228 del
Has anyone done this at Krispy Kreme?
>>The only thing better than a doughnut is a free doughnut — with one woman going viral on TikTok for revealing a little known trick.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/insane-hack-to-get-free-krispy-kreme-goes-viral-on-tiktok/news-story/1681c133fc391831c906d7e1128a7e68


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:42:44 [Preview] No.460229 del
I want to heat to go away for a while.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:44:35 [Preview] No.460230 del
>>460229
I want the N/IGA problem to go away forever.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:44:37 [Preview] No.460231 del
>>460228
No. Because I don't each garbage, my body is a temple.


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Was pleasantly surprised with last night's tofu dish, although the sauce was a little overpowering. The tofu itself was like savour marshmellow. Mixed the leftovers with 4 scrambled eggs and another tomato. A good way to balance the flavours of the tofu dish as I didn't season the eggs.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:46:25 [Preview] No.460233 del
>>460227
You bring the whole board down whenever you post. Nothing positive comes from you. Just leave. Okay. Fuck off. You're a nuisance. Someone who will never be liked or respected around here.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:47:58 [Preview] No.460234 del
I wonder what Webby is up to.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:48:31 [Preview] No.460235 del
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>>460232
Looks good enough. Doesn't compare to my noodles though.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:49:43 [Preview] No.460236 del
>>460232
>>460235
I think both meals could be combined.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:49:53 [Preview] No.460237 del
>>460234
Hope he hasnt had a breakdown.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:51:41 [Preview] No.460238 del
Hope monk hasn't acquired any


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:52:09 [Preview] No.460239 del
>>460237
I want to believe he is doing something whimsical, like working on the hole ready for a weekend fry up.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:52:22 [Preview] No.460240 del
>>460236
Last time I combined foods they had an identity crisis and killed themselves, sick shit man.


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NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:54:57 [Preview] No.460242 del
>>460232
Looks good.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:55:38 [Preview] No.460243 del
>>460235
Enjoy your noodles neet.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:55:39 [Preview] No.460244 del
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Do as I say, not as I do.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:55:44 [Preview] No.460245 del
>>460241
God I wish I was having a VB and a mini quiche


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:56:14 [Preview] No.460246 del
>>460245
>a mini quiche
Squirts all night.


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>>460241
I have not seen that one.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:57:43 [Preview] No.460249 del
>>460246
I'd be shocked if we had any neets who didn't have the stomach to handle some quiche.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:59:18 [Preview] No.460250 del
>>460249
Nothing like a good Quiche Lorraine.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 06:59:54 [Preview] No.460251 del
>>460249
I would not risk a catered function quiche m8. Not for all the tea in China.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:02:24 [Preview] No.460252 del
>>460251
>Not for all the tea in China
Do they even drink tea in China? I'm sure they burnt all of it in the revolution.


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NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:04:04 [Preview] No.460254 del
>>460249
> quiche
*Bacon and Cheese pie.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:04:14 [Preview] No.460255 del
Did an hour of overtime. Went and got some spunk tablets. Now garn bang a gong.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:05:14 [Preview] No.460256 del
>>460195
HAH
Very Gregorian.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:05:55 [Preview] No.460257 del
>>460255
>spunk tablets
>garn bang a gong
Can someone translate this for me please.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:06:00 [Preview] No.460258 del
>>460205
You look like you've lost weight.


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NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:06:59 [Preview] No.460260 del
>>460216
Stir Fry madness.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:07:03 [Preview] No.460261 del
>>460254
A pie is good but it aint no Quiche Lorraine.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:07:07 [Preview] No.460262 del
>>460238
I haven't. Still taxed.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:07:30 [Preview] No.460263 del
>>460257
I don't get it either in how they can be smoked.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:07:30 [Preview] No.460264 del
I wish I was on a beach somewhere beautiful in south east asia.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:07:51 [Preview] No.460265 del
>>460262
Good work. I hope it stays that way.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:08:16 [Preview] No.460266 del
>>460264
Blow loads in cheap prostitutes?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:08:26 [Preview] No.460267 del
>>460231
Road kill is different.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:09:10 [Preview] No.460268 del
>>460244
Life is a can of pringles.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:09:15 [Preview] No.460269 del
>>460245
Got bad memories of quiches. The last chick I banged made one for a picnic.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:09:27 [Preview] No.460270 del
>>460245
Baby Lorraine.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:09:39 [Preview] No.460271 del
>>460266
Probably. Just want to wade hip deep into some crystal clear blue water with a cold as fuck beer.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:10:18 [Preview] No.460272 del
>>460265
Taxed forever?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:10:20 [Preview] No.460273 del
>>460269
>The last chick I banged
tell us about her.
was she your gf?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:11:00 [Preview] No.460274 del
>>460273
One Girl, One Pastry Crust
Don't look it up.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:11:12 [Preview] No.460275 del
Permanent taxing sounds horrible.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:12:02 [Preview] No.460276 del
>>460275
That's called curry.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:16:06 [Preview] No.460277 del
>>460275

I was taxed almost every day last year


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:17:06 [Preview] No.460278 del
There's no reason why alcohol is dearer tan fizzy drink.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:17:09 [Preview] No.460279 del
>>460277
A horrible way to live.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:19:32 [Preview] No.460280 del
>>460228
It's just kind of sad that companies have unadvertized promotions so that fat people can feel clever.

Imagine checking out every drive through to see if you could get free donut.
I hate companies who strategically waste people's time.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:20:13 [Preview] No.460281 del
>>460232
the NEETs are getting healthier.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:20:40 [Preview] No.460282 del
>>460278
inelastic demand makes for easy tax revenue


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:21:41 [Preview] No.460283 del
>>460258
oWo thank you. still not posting my bulge


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:22:16 [Preview] No.460284 del
Listening to the blues


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:23:04 [Preview] No.460285 del
>>460284
>tfw got the blues


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:23:15 [Preview] No.460286 del
>>460271
Wife, Phucmi, in the other arm?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:23:41 [Preview] No.460287 del
Nuro doesn't have big bulge energy, I've never been interested in seeing it.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:23:50 [Preview] No.460288 del
>>460272
No booze purchases for the immediate future.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:24:10 [Preview] No.460289 del
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>>460284
>>460285
It's dark here.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:24:28 [Preview] No.460290 del
Still waiting for that translation. What is a spunk tablet?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:24:43 [Preview] No.460291 del
>>460270
One please.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:25:00 [Preview] No.460292 del


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:25:44 [Preview] No.460293 del
>>460278
Elite squad of gooners buy up all the cheap stock, increasing the floor price of goon.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:26:22 [Preview] No.460294 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VVoPz8LpoCs [Embed]


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:26:44 [Preview] No.460295 del
>>460290
I don't know but I am going to assume it's shelved.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:28:58 [Preview] No.460296 del
>>460290
The most literal translation I can think of is semen medication. Medication for your semen. Perhaps to improve quality and quantity.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:29:33 [Preview] No.460297 del
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>>460294
It is too upbeat.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:31:51 [Preview] No.460298 del
Struggling to stay awake.
trying to avoid a nap.
would destroy my sleep schedule.
trying to fix things.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:32:16 [Preview] No.460299 del
Does anyone here drive? My apartment is 20 minutes away from a market so I've walked my entire life.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:34:01 [Preview] No.460300 del
>>460299
pretty much everyone here drives. Even IGA has a car.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:38:05 [Preview] No.460301 del
Its time we unfiltered m1sso


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:40:25 [Preview] No.460302 del
>>460298
Keep trying NEET.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:40:37 [Preview] No.460303 del
>>460299
I basically get everything deliverd.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:41:33 [Preview] No.460304 del
I've made a black instant. Must stay awake.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:41:58 [Preview] No.460305 del
>>460258
I'll believe it when I see him on the scales
>>460292
Nuro confirmed for having a small bulge


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:42:03 [Preview] No.460306 del
The bin has been put out on the street.

I repeat: The bin has been put out on the street.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:42:29 [Preview] No.460307 del
>>460300
Damn I never even learned to drive.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:43:10 [Preview] No.460308 del
Did Nuro's obesity contribute to his bone fracture? It would be hard to see how it didn't. Extra load on the bones.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:43:17 [Preview] No.460309 del
>>460306
Do you have people that look through the recyclables for cans?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:43:36 [Preview] No.460310 del
>>460307
It is never too late. Get started.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:44:04 [Preview] No.460311 del
>>460308
I just hope he got the Forte or endzone that his body needs!


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:44:52 [Preview] No.460312 del
>>460309
I have never seen one raid my bin. I have seen one old guy doing it elsewhere in the neighbourhood.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:46:04 [Preview] No.460313 del
>>460308
If only you knew how big the bulge really was.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:46:42 [Preview] No.460314 del
>>460310
Only way I would ever bother to learn to drive is if I moved to some place more secluded. Whenever I need to go far I just have my dad or mom drive me to it.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:48:57 [Preview] No.460315 del
>>460283
I love it when you give me (You)'s. Love t more than any other NEET/


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:48:58 [Preview] No.460316 del
>>460314
>I just have my dad or mom drive me to it.
You are a big boy now m8, at some point you need to start doing that for yourself.

A man needs to cook his own beaver.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:50:06 [Preview] No.460317 del
>>460315
>more than any other NEET/
Hurtful.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:51:54 [Preview] No.460318 del
>>460316
I'll have to learn to drive when I'm at least 40. As for the beaver I would have no idea where to start, my entire adult life I've eaten soup and some other random stuff my parents get.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:52:59 [Preview] No.460319 del
>>460318
You need to learn the beaver methods from your father before it is too late.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:56:21 [Preview] No.460320 del
>>460312
There is one guy in my neighbourhood I call Can Man. He must make good money as he has a trolley and it always overloaded.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:57:04 [Preview] No.460321 del
>>460315
I think an accurate is worth more.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:57:20 [Preview] No.460322 del
>>460320
>He must make good money
He probably makes a few dollars but I doubt its worth the effort. Mental illness and loneliness drives these old derelicts I think.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:57:48 [Preview] No.460323 del
>>460319
Yeah Beavers do suck ass, if I ever hunt them I'll cook it someway.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:58:08 [Preview] No.460324 del
>>460321
accurate.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 07:59:47 [Preview] No.460325 del
>>460323
The family beaver seasoning recipe must be preserved. The lore must not die.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:03:31 [Preview] No.460326 del
>>460299
>>460294
get hyour licence.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:03:47 [Preview] No.460327 del
>>460301
I think he wants me to fuck him.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:04:11 [Preview] No.460328 del
>>460306
It's the wrong day.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:04:15 [Preview] No.460329 del
The black instant hasn't worked. Maybe if I went to bed now I could sleep through the whole night. It is almost late enough.

But it is a big risk. If I wake back up in a couple of hours I will be flucked.

I need help.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:04:57 [Preview] No.460330 del
>>460313
cowboy biker truckie driver prime physique.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:05:36 [Preview] No.460331 del
>>460321
I had to take my pants off the last time he did it to me.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:06:02 [Preview] No.460332 del
>>460329
Coffee doesn't make you sleepy.
Warmth does.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:06:22 [Preview] No.460333 del
listening to waqylon jennings in my undies


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:06:30 [Preview] No.460334 del


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:06:41 [Preview] No.460335 del
GAVE THEM TO A BEGGER WHO WAS MUMBLIN THROUGH THE STREETS


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:07:05 [Preview] No.460336 del
>>460333
>listening to waqylon jennings in my undies
They must muffle the speakers quite severely.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:07:15 [Preview] No.460337 del
>>460334
We did it together more than once once.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:08:00 [Preview] No.460338 del
>>460337
Cruel slut.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:08:04 [Preview] No.460339 del
>>460336
Waylon gruff voice can get through them.
that low rumble through my seams.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:08:36 [Preview] No.460340 del


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:09:06 [Preview] No.460341 del
FASTER HORSES
YOUNGER WOMEN
OLDER WHISKEY
MORE MONEY


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:13:53 [Preview] No.460342 del
I think I am going to have to go to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:14:21 [Preview] No.460343 del
>>460329
Go for a walk.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:14:40 [Preview] No.460344 del
>>460342
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:17:21 [Preview] No.460345 del
>>460342
Night m8.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:18:35 [Preview] No.460346 del


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:19:18 [Preview] No.460347 del
How free are you NEETS? I know it's somewhat delusional to think you can have freedom in the modern world but NEETs seem like a more free group.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:20:59 [Preview] No.460348 del
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Ok, now that the other neet has gone to bed it's time to get the qt's out and start the party.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:25:13 [Preview] No.460349 del
A large portion of NEETs are obviously not that free as they are dependent on government handouts or the will of their daddies. Wagies only have a mirage of freedom as they slave away at some vague sense of the delusional freedom they may get one day. They will always cuck to the will of authority, evidenced by when their fiat money was in danger if they didn't get the jab, they bended over and took it in stride.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:27:11 [Preview] No.460350 del
>>460348
You're right to spoiler that image in case he woke up again.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:29:50 [Preview] No.460351 del
>>460347
You're free to piss in the supermarket aisles but you gotta outrun the ragie wagie.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:30:28 [Preview] No.460352 del
>>460349
>daddies
*sugar daddies


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:31:34 [Preview] No.460353 del
Working today sucks ass when the economy is fundamentally broken and you can't even get to your job without a motor vehicle. The future got stolen from us young folks, while the old faggots get to retire, something we'll never have the pleasure of. I lived by this motto for some odd 7 years. It doesn't matter if I work, everyone else just needs to.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:33:39 [Preview] No.460354 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kx_mm3_Loxk [Embed]


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:34:05 [Preview] No.460355 del
>>460353
>old faggots
Perhaps you need one of those sugar daddies.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:34:21 [Preview] No.460356 del
>>460347
I have some money saved and a job Im about to get let go of.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:34:28 [Preview] No.460357 del
>>460351
My only source of independent food is 2 grocery stores, I might piss on the floor in the barber shop though.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:34:50 [Preview] No.460358 del
>>460354
Can we have a bum picture?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:35:12 [Preview] No.460359 del
>>460349
NEETs have more freedom.
I was dspKING
Went 10 years without a check up.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:35:33 [Preview] No.460360 del
>>460358
it's never enough is it?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:35:49 [Preview] No.460361 del
Greedy fucking NEETs


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:36:50 [Preview] No.460362 del
>>460360
You can never had enough arse.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:36:55 [Preview] No.460363 del
>>460355
Maybe in a few years I could seduce some corporate elite, like that one boy who seduced that roman emperor.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:38:04 [Preview] No.460364 del
>>460361
Plenty to go around, dig in.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:38:29 [Preview] No.460365 del
>>460363
I'll be your big bad filthy jew for you


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:38:53 [Preview] No.460366 del
>>460364
What's happening with the beaver?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:39:11 [Preview] No.460367 del
bit fucking boong'd aye cunts


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:40:31 [Preview] No.460368 del
Jew in it's primal form of vernacular has always been a sexual term.
If Webby was here, he would be able to verify.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:41:02 [Preview] No.460369 del
>>460354
A high-test frame. Are you abusing your NDIS privileges at an endocrinologist?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:41:54 [Preview] No.460370 del
Wish cruisey could have been an irl mate for poor webby. You could feel his loneliness.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:42:54 [Preview] No.460371 del
>>460366
Beaver skin disappeared from my dad's bath 2 days ago, it's in the garage I assume. The Beaver meat congregation was cut short as the guy who has the meat tested positive for covid. I heard it would be resuming tomorrow at some other place.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:46:19 [Preview] No.460372 del
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NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:47:42 [Preview] No.460373 del
Needs to do some more chest exercises. Those pecs need work.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:48:20 [Preview] No.460374 del
Still fucking taxed, wtf


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:49:30 [Preview] No.460375 del
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(141.81 KB 736x552 noongarshack.jpeg)


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:53:37 [Preview] No.460376 del
>>460369
I don't know any.
I have a guy on linked in named Nikola Petrovski (IThink) who was the covax manufacturer that worked in flinders uni.
I applied fr that trial, but they closed down his lab, two days before it was supposed to start.
Their resoning was that too many people were holding out on getting the available vaccines, to wait for the basic-er protein vaccinations nce they were cleared for use.
I think the novax vaccine fell n this category too. I think it was in december. Nicola Spurier can suck a cunt. I'm sort of glad though, because fuck getting any vaccine.
Why should anyone sell their body for nothing. End on a high note.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:54:07 [Preview] No.460377 del
>>460370
He should move in with Webby.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:55:15 [Preview] No.460378 del
>>460375
your an abo's arse hut


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:55:21 [Preview] No.460379 del
>>460374
Goon tax cannot be escaped easily.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:56:03 [Preview] No.460380 del
Every day is the weekend, with alcohol.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:56:44 [Preview] No.460381 del
Sometimes I think I'm a philosopher.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 08:58:30 [Preview] No.460382 del
>>460377
And have Monk join them.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:00:08 [Preview] No.460383 del
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NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:01:25 [Preview] No.460384 del
>>460375
It would keep the sun off you, maybe some of the wind.
But if I'm going to be real it's pretty pathetic even for a improvised shelter


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:01:35 [Preview] No.460385 del
>>460377
They'd have been more than just friends


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:02:01 [Preview] No.460386 del
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>>460381
You could be, do you like Poodles?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:04:00 [Preview] No.460387 del
>>460385
Exactly, best NEET friends.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:08:01 [Preview] No.460388 del
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>>460384
They also had shoes.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:11:13 [Preview] No.460389 del
>>460388
Where do I pick up a pair of boong slippers from?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:13:14 [Preview] No.460390 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mx0Nwz6Xvn8 [Embed]

feeling it all heavy like


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:14:55 [Preview] No.460391 del
>>460390
Will you always love me?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:15:42 [Preview] No.460392 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zyu70OghJ1c [Embed]

Dear Webby.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:17:02 [Preview] No.460393 del
Hey man, remember Katie?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:17:17 [Preview] No.460394 del


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:17:50 [Preview] No.460395 del
>>460393
God I miss Helen.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:22:28 [Preview] No.460396 del
Fucking christ
His boongery makes me wanna boong


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:22:44 [Preview] No.460397 del
>>460394
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5DWbT354HuY [Embed]

It is not sexual.
You are a deviate.

Willie Nelson is a perfect song writer.
Any mistakes are from the band.
THe perfect amount of soul.

They can not be improved upon.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Im9bLFwTp9c [Embed]


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:22:46 [Preview] No.460398 del
>>460395
You have to move on m8.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:23:15 [Preview] No.460399 del
>>460396
No it doesn't.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:23:31 [Preview] No.460400 del
>>460396
I have nothing to lose from it.
Except if I Get caught.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:23:53 [Preview] No.460401 del
>>460396
You need sobriety.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:25:23 [Preview] No.460402 del
>>460401
He needs his Bottom smacked


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:27:11 [Preview] No.460403 del
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>>460397
>It is not sexual


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:27:58 [Preview] No.460404 del


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:28:25 [Preview] No.460405 del
Some tallboys and some erotic bulge shots would be so nice right now...


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:30:00 [Preview] No.460406 del
>>460405
We and you will live without them until tomorrow.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:32:56 [Preview] No.460407 del
>>460403
>images (1).jpeg


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:37:10 [Preview] No.460408 del
>>460398
I kicked the bin she lived in last wek because the last time I looked, there was a rat in there.
It was over a foot long with the tail.
Eating rotten pumpkin and grass frm the mower.
Living in a carcass, of helen.

https://voca.ro/138zmDAWHtyQ

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-OQcglFoL_Y [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SEpSWK6WE8c [Embed]

Listen to these Monk.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:37:19 [Preview] No.460409 del
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NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:38:50 [Preview] No.460410 del
>>460408
She gives the world life.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:43:12 [Preview] No.460411 del
>>460408
He'll be doing a lot pelvic thrusts over in Asia.

It's the thought that counts.

Sleeping on the longue last night probably didn't help.

Good sound effects and singing in there.

I'll listen to them now


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:44:00 [Preview] No.460412 del
They are some of two most exreme videos together
holy fuck.
THE BALL IS BOUNCING


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:44:09 [Preview] No.460413 del
>>460408
I don't like that kind of music
Its too slow and not emotional enough for slow music

Yes I will try and spread the HPV around the globe, my own unique strain of it
You boong, you havent even had many standards


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:44:50 [Preview] No.460414 del
>>460412
To the moon!


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:46:07 [Preview] No.460415 del
I had to walk outside and make sure that no one saw me send that.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:48:35 [Preview] No.460416 del


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:49:37 [Preview] No.460417 del
>>460410
Your arse could if you tried


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:50:32 [Preview] No.460418 del
>>460416
You need to start squating


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:50:51 [Preview] No.460419 del
>>460413
I think I've had 4 standards.
Let me come over so I can get rowdy and lick your windows an kick over your teve.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:51:31 [Preview] No.460420 del
>>460416
looks quite effeminate


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:52:05 [Preview] No.460421 del


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:52:40 [Preview] No.460422 del
>>460413
>>460413
>emotional enough
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PTcxTrUzfy8 [Embed]

Articulated conversation with Christ.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:53:41 [Preview] No.460423 del
>>460420
chicken legs.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:56:18 [Preview] No.460424 del
the effeminate healer and caregiver and masculine protector and provider


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 09:57:54 [Preview] No.460425 del
>>460424
King, Warrior, Magician, Lover


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 10:02:03 [Preview] No.460426 del
>>460425
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1r31ezVMCsY [Embed]

Pat of a greater scheme.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 10:06:17 [Preview] No.460427 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dx6OQ7RvDXc [Embed]

We drank and danced slowly on a business trip to Bombay in the late 80s, listening to this while we got stuck into a slab of Kingfishers watching the hazy sunset over the old port


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 10:18:36 [Preview] No.460428 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 10:20:43 [Preview] No.460429 del
Wish we could have a wine and cheeseboard night


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 10:24:38 [Preview] No.460430 del
>>460388
A NEET once made a pair of shoes out of plastic water bottles, rags and fencing wire.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 10:32:02 [Preview] No.460431 del
>>460428
Good night


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 10:32:10 [Preview] No.460432 del
YES
>>460427
Make me sweat
Getcha NEETgroove on
it aked got naked


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 10:36:45 [Preview] No.460433 del
>>460427
That's groovy, I want to make a remix of it


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 10:45:01 [Preview] No.460434 del
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>>460405
>erotic bulge shots
I remember a time on ausneets when people had the decency to add 'no homo' after statements like this. The younger generation of neets is the most degenerate yet.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 11:28:00 [Preview] No.460435 del
Need to find something nice on neet tv tonight.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 11:42:05 [Preview] No.460436 del
Desire to boong still present


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 11:48:14 [Preview] No.460437 del
>>460354
Looking good.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 11:56:28 [Preview] No.460438 del
choofd hard lrewer pics were tken


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 11:57:32 [Preview] No.460439 del
>>460416
Looks like a ken doll.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 11:58:46 [Preview] No.460440 del
>>460438
Post them!


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 12:04:52 [Preview] No.460441 del
>>460436
stay strong


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 12:09:01 [Preview] No.460442 del
>>460441
I am awake again. It didn't work. Sleep catastrophe.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 12:09:34 [Preview] No.460443 del
I didn't mean that reply. I am tired and groggy.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 12:13:00 [Preview] No.460444 del
sitting down with some honey Golden North


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 12:14:08 [Preview] No.460445 del
>>460444
Good choice. Big bowl?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 12:27:20 [Preview] No.460446 del
>>460444
>Golden North
Back in the day they did a good rum and raisin and a good boysenberry. Haven't had it in many years though.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 12:27:33 [Preview] No.460447 del
>>460445
Big bowl and soup spoon


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 12:35:43 [Preview] No.460448 del
>>460446
they changed the tub design and now it looks like shit


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 13:01:43 [Preview] No.460449 del
Managed to not boong.
Untaxed and tired now.
Back on the wagon.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 13:03:33 [Preview] No.460450 del
>>460449
Well done m8. We are proud of you.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 19:58:58 [Preview] No.460451 del
morning


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 20:36:09 [Preview] No.460452 del
>>460431
Thank (You)!

>>460429
Trough and cheese night.

>>460449
Good work!

>>460451
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 20:39:07 [Preview] No.460453 del
>>460451
morning


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 20:40:36 [Preview] No.460455 del
>>460453
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 20:54:23 [Preview] No.460456 del
Had a pretty awesome salad last night.
Lettuce, cucumber, tomato, feta, avocado, shredded ham, shredded salami, apple cut into chips and squid.
Got indigestion.
After that i also ate half a stick of fritz in soldiers, wrapped in cheese and dipped in chutney.
Then corn chips.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 21:05:52 [Preview] No.460457 del
>>460456
You acquired too much power and the flavourtown sensitisation was too much.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 21:06:59 [Preview] No.460458 del
>>460456
>squid
This squid depending on how it prepared can be very salty. I have had indigestion before.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 21:12:41 [Preview] No.460459 del
>>460457
I ate it with my hands in a vile display of unrestrained gluttony.
>>460458
It was airfried. I think the salami is the culprit.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 21:13:14 [Preview] No.460460 del
>>460459
>I ate it with my hands in a vile display of unrestrained gluttony.
Based and executive hangry pilled.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 21:19:13 [Preview] No.460461 del
Nightmares made me wake up at a sensible time today.
Going to get a coffee.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 21:19:18 [Preview] No.460462 del
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NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 21:23:07 [Preview] No.460463 del
>>460461
That's not good NEET. Good luck with the day.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 21:34:29 [Preview] No.460464 del
Bet monk didn't even listen to those willie nelson songs.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 21:55:47 [Preview] No.460465 del
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>>460449
Good job NEET


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 22:08:57 [Preview] No.460466 del
>>460464
I had no idea who willie nelson was, I only ever heard that name from the Eminem movie where the rapper was hanging shit on Eminem


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 22:22:34 [Preview] No.460467 del
>>460464
Not him but I did.

I more liked the second one here >>460408 as it had a nice mix of instrumentals and singing. The sounds from each instrument were at times unique and unexpected. I liked it.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 22:28:55 [Preview] No.460468 del
Morning

Still no webby.
Wonder what waterfastNEET will be eating today.
Woke up super groggy and tired, can't explain it.

>>460464
I skipped through them


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 22:31:19 [Preview] No.460469 del
>>460468
Good morning NEET.

Good to see you like Robin Gan.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:01:20 [Preview] No.460470 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xRk2zREA5TI [Embed]

anti covered in curry viewing


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:04:54 [Preview] No.460471 del
Wonder if cruiseys taxed


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:08:59 [Preview] No.460472 del
>>460470
Feeding the commune for a day.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:21:13 [Preview] No.460473 del
>>460471
Did he ever get on the 2022 wagon, or was that just monk?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:27:54 [Preview] No.460474 del
>>460471
A bit. The indigestion is more of an issue.
Keep burping.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:33:21 [Preview] No.460475 del
Was sure it was Wed or Thurs.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:33:41 [Preview] No.460476 del
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Good Morning Neets


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:34:50 [Preview] No.460477 del
>>460476
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:35:47 [Preview] No.460478 del
Do any of you use custom firmware like OpenWrt, DD-WRT or FreshTomato?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:37:16 [Preview] No.460479 del
>>460478
I do not.
Are you trying to fix something with them?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:38:12 [Preview] No.460480 del
>>460477
marn, what we are all up to ?


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:40:15 [Preview] No.460481 del
>>460476
Welcome to tuesday nuro


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:41:04 [Preview] No.460482 del
>>460480
Ate too much for breakfast. I'm trying to recover in time for lunch


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:46:31 [Preview] No.460483 del
>>460480
Getting through the day and enjoying the cooler weather while it lasts.


NEET 01/17/2022 (Mon) 23:58:58 [Preview] No.460484 del
Is bat aids declining in victoria, or have we just run out of tests?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 00:02:22 [Preview] No.460485 del
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>>460482
went to the shops on the way to work to get some paper towels and they had 2l icebreak discounted so i grabbed a few

picked up salad roll from the café

so enjoying a healthier choice and some cheap icebreak

>>460483
this is going to be a long tuesday


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 00:06:55 [Preview] No.460486 del
>>460159
>I really just wanted to experience what it was like being a BO
Cringes in IB


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 00:10:03 [Preview] No.460487 del
>>460476
Why is biden's hand bleeding in that lame cartoon?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 00:13:22 [Preview] No.460488 del
>>460485
>so enjoying a healthier choice and some cheap icebreak
Based.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 00:15:27 [Preview] No.460489 del
>>460484
People are just not getting tested
Why bother?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 00:18:52 [Preview] No.460490 del
Haven't started work yet.
Waiting for Sir to come and inspect the smoke alarm. He's late.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 00:20:51 [Preview] No.460491 del
>>460490
Open a window, if the smell hits you, he is nearby doing other business.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 00:33:49 [Preview] No.460492 del


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 00:35:58 [Preview] No.460493 del
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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 00:38:05 [Preview] No.460494 del
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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 00:44:32 [Preview] No.460495 del
>>460487
i think its implying he is drinking kids blood


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 00:44:39 [Preview] No.460496 del
>>460493
*Ding*


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:15:06 [Preview] No.460497 del
>>460485
Nice sandwich. I haven't been to a cafe since the vaccine restrictions.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:21:07 [Preview] No.460499 del
pajeet never showed up


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:21:16 [Preview] No.460500 del
>>460479
Nah, it's just something I was thinking about getting to block some trackers and get it to run faster.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:21:33 [Preview] No.460501 del
Eating BEANS


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:23:40 [Preview] No.460502 del
>>460497
you dont need to be vaxxed to get a sandwich

the only problem is meals at the pub, but i havent even tested if actually give a shit yet


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:23:41 [Preview] No.460503 del
Giving up trying with the mongs.
7 more work days.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:28:26 [Preview] No.460504 del
>>460499
Perhaps a bunch of Poojetas eliminated him.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:28:45 [Preview] No.460505 del
>>460501
Based.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:29:31 [Preview] No.460506 del
>>460503
>Giving up trying with the mongs.
The Mong cycle never ends.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:31:08 [Preview] No.460507 del
>>460503
till NEETDOM ?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:41:26 [Preview] No.460508 del
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Has anyone heard from shire or spergo since they got bat aids?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:44:58 [Preview] No.460509 del
>>460508
Pretty sure they are fine.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:45:13 [Preview] No.460510 del
>>460504
They sent the white guy


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:45:27 [Preview] No.460511 del
>>460485
Roll looks tasty.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:46:25 [Preview] No.460512 del
Went out and bought some executive supplies. Got very annoyed by roasties who seemed to think it was ok to walk past my gaze while I was looking at the ice cream section. I think I'm going to designate one of my 6xl tshirts as a shopping shirt, and never wash it, and once it's nice and fragrant wear it whenever I go shopping as a normie repellent.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:47:34 [Preview] No.460513 del
>>460510
Did he look more professional?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:48:19 [Preview] No.460514 del
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>>460512
>once it's nice and fragrant wear it whenever I go shopping as a normie repellent.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:48:56 [Preview] No.460515 del
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As the famous negro rapper Nelly once said; "It's getting hot up here, so set the aircon to 20!".


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:50:01 [Preview] No.460516 del
>>460508
NEETs got batAIDS?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 01:53:01 [Preview] No.460517 del
>>460508
Shire was up in hurr yesterdee but I haven't seen a weather update from Spergman in a few days.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:00:10 [Preview] No.460518 del
>>460517
Well, a 50% death rate ain't bad.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:10:55 [Preview] No.460519 del
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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:12:46 [Preview] No.460520 del
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>>460502
>Cafe Owner Arrested
"It's alleged Mr Coorey failed to enforce Queensland's COVID-19 directives for hospitality venues, which include banning unvaccinated patrons and enforcing mask-wearing mandates"


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:18:26 [Preview] No.460521 del
>>460495
(You) can do better than that with your morning meme posts.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:26:26 [Preview] No.460522 del
>>460507
Yeah, without cenno.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:35:43 [Preview] No.460523 del
>The boostie shuffles down the shopping centre in a barely cognisant haze
>As he sleepily wanders, he finds his face is suddenly bathed in the nearby glow of the pharmacy storefront
>He pauses, and after the longest time, a wide grin slowly forms on his face
>"It's just about that time again", the boostie says aloud to himself, his voice cracking with glee "And it couldn't come soon enough"
>The boostie's joint creak and pop as his atrophied muscles lurch his emasciated form into the shop
>His heart starts painfully pumping his thick, clotted blood through his crusty veins faster and faster, and a frenzied look comes onto his face as approaches the front counter
>"Greetings, apocathary. One heaping syringe of booster, please. Double dose."
>With as much enthusiasm as his skeletal physique can muster, the boostie grabs his sleeve and pulls it up
>He reveals his blackened shoulder. Swollen and leaking, the mass of necrotic flesh gives of a foul stench
>As the needle punctures the boostie's arm, his eyes roll into the back of his head. He thinks nothing. He feels nothing, except the warm burning of the serum going through his veins
>The world starts to go black. His heart starts to give out as he has three consecutive strokes
>For a brief moment before slipping back into ecstatic unconciousness, the boostie seems to come to life as he moans and squints his eyes
>"OH GOD... I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA... I'M... BOOOOSTING!"


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:38:29 [Preview] No.460524 del
>>460116
What happened to the 16chan excursion? Its gone like Nuro's virginity in high school once.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:38:59 [Preview] No.460525 del
>>460523
Straight into the ground!


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:40:39 [Preview] No.460526 del


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:43:39 [Preview] No.460527 del
>>460524
Exactly like Nuro's. Followed a bunch of weird men into a back alley and left feeling used and lied to.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:44:53 [Preview] No.460528 del
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>>460375
In the first(1st) pic it looks like two adjacent bushes have simply been folded into eachother. Which is pretty clever thinking for a boong. Easier than chopping branches.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:48:03 [Preview] No.460529 del
>>460528
I dislike where they have put that sofa.
Want a boig now.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:48:08 [Preview] No.460530 del
>>460524
Did you just wake up?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:49:47 [Preview] No.460531 del
Someone needs to start loitering around lizbef Dans and report sightings so we know hes still alive


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:52:35 [Preview] No.460532 del
>>460531
>report sightings
Or keep an eye out for hurried Sirs with Dan boxes.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 02:52:51 [Preview] No.460533 del
>>460531
I haven't seen him at any of his regular spots.
I do not like this at all.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:02:08 [Preview] No.460534 del
>>460485
Looks great, going to gave some french toast for lunch/ breakfast


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:08:18 [Preview] No.460535 del
>>460534
>Looks great
It doesn't look that good tbh.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:18:06 [Preview] No.460536 del
>>460524
cant be worse than the lepper colony board here..... thehehehehe


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:20:23 [Preview] No.460537 del
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>>460429
>Wish we could have a wine and cheeseboard night

Only the finest selection of wine and cheeses for the neeets


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:24:56 [Preview] No.460538 del
>>460536
You lookin for trouble?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:27:31 [Preview] No.460539 del
Every since applying for jobs I've been getting spam texts and calls


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:27:57 [Preview] No.460540 del
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Pulled this image from the Schixxo board. Do any of you shop at wholesalers? I wonder if there's any on the Sunshine Coast. THere must be at least one.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:30:05 [Preview] No.460541 del
>>460536
Kek. They shut his cringe down pretty quick, was pretty silly picking a fight on enemy turf.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:30:44 [Preview] No.460542 del
nope. you are king sperg. not questioning your crown.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:31:52 [Preview] No.460543 del
>>460539
Sir callers?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:33:18 [Preview] No.460544 del
>>460539
I got that just by ordering a pizza from pizza hut. NEVER AGAIN.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:34:43 [Preview] No.460545 del
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3 posters thank you


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:39:14 [Preview] No.460546 del
>>460545
Nuro's /based/ board has more posters than that, and it's not even publicly listed


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:42:36 [Preview] No.460547 del
>>460540
Why u gotta copy everyone?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:44:37 [Preview] No.460548 del
>>460540
> wholesalers
No never heard of them.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:47:47 [Preview] No.460549 del
>>460540
Those toppings look nice


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 03:51:12 [Preview] No.460550 del
>>460456
Apple goes well with coleslaw

>>460408
Either turn your volume up or stop posting vocaroos!


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:04:48 [Preview] No.460551 del
>>460547
What does this even mean?

>>460542
Why aren't you in your cage wagie?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:09:56 [Preview] No.460552 del
>>460550
>Apple
It was very nice, I'll be doing it more often with salads.
>or stop
Pfft, whatever mate. Turn your hearing aids up.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:16:37 [Preview] No.460553 del
>>460551
You just reposted a supermarket advertising flyer posted to a board you tried to copy twice. You even substitue x's for z's like tiffin.

Just go back to spamming dicks, at least that was your attempt at OC.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:28:33 [Preview] No.460554 del
>>460458
Look at you shit-talking the squid because you know I suggested it to him. The squid did nothing wrong.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:30:39 [Preview] No.460555 del
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Why is the image limit only 3 and not the max 5?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:30:49 [Preview] No.460556 del
I broke the water fast with a trip to the Colonel. 10 Wicked Wings (price has been increased by 50 cents) and two popcorn chicken Go Buckets (popcorn chicken was very good today, and so were the chips). Finished off with a 1 litre Aldi Pear and Butterscotch ice cream tub.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:31:53 [Preview] No.460557 del
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Having a second black instant, also got a glass of sparkling water with a slice of lemon in it.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:32:35 [Preview] No.460558 del
>>460552
>hearing aids
My grandfather had them but he was too proud to wear them so you had to shout everything at him instead. He wouldn't wear his diapers either when he became incontinent. It was pride that stopped him but there is nothing proud about shitting your pants.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:32:56 [Preview] No.460559 del
>>460556
I'd be surprised if you don't end up with diahrea after breaking such a long fats with a heavy junk binge.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:33:19 [Preview] No.460560 del
>>460557
>a slice of lemon
Can be refreshing but very acidic on your teeth.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:34:36 [Preview] No.460561 del
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>>460560
>tfw yellow teeth


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:34:53 [Preview] No.460562 del
>>460555
I believe the reason is because the 4th and 5th images go beyond the current line onto another line to create another row of images making the post even bigger.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:34:58 [Preview] No.460563 del
>>460557
>lemon
Sounds good


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:35:10 [Preview] No.460564 del
>>460556
Time for a nap now?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:35:23 [Preview] No.460565 del
>>460559
>a long fats
If you are unwilling to pay the toilet price then you should not be in the executive yo-yo dieting game. I will sit my throne and take what comes with fortitude and dignity.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:36:09 [Preview] No.460566 del
>>460561
I have yellow teeth with gaps. It has been many months since I looked at them. I don't want to know what's going on in there.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:37:27 [Preview] No.460567 del
>>460564
Drowsiness is not yet apparent. We will watch and monitor the situation before convening for a final decision whether to retire to the bedchamber.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:40:01 [Preview] No.460568 del
Wish I was on the piss.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:40:02 [Preview] No.460569 del
>>460556
>1 litre Aldi Pear and Butterscotch ice cream tub.
It wasn't so bad until this bit.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:42:20 [Preview] No.460570 del
>>460569
If you're going to binge, you have to do it right.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:42:27 [Preview] No.460571 del
>>460568
There is no harm in having a few cocktails m8.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:44:03 [Preview] No.460572 del
>>460568
You need to get those livers results down.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:44:52 [Preview] No.460573 del
>>460552
I made a really nice apple cranberry and bacon salad for a Christmas lunch once.

>Turn your hearing aids up
my shitty Toshiba can only handle so much. I can't be fucked using headphones.

>>460553
>tried to copy twice
Incorrect

>reposted
Not everyone here visits or even knows about the board on 16.

>spamming dicks
Never have. Never will.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:46:37 [Preview] No.460574 del
>>460573
> I can't be fucked using headphones.
A cheap set of speakers shouldn't put you back too much.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 04:58:47 [Preview] No.460575 del
Fresh bread tonight, I love that freshly baked bread smell through the house.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:01:05 [Preview] No.460576 del
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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:02:24 [Preview] No.460577 del
>>460573
>Incorrect
Yes you did.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:02:56 [Preview] No.460578 del
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>>460573
>I made a really nice apple cranberry and bacon salad for a Christmas lunch once.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:05:47 [Preview] No.460579 del
>>460556
So fucking disappointed


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:06:50 [Preview] No.460580 del
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>>460573
You need big speakers.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:11:33 [Preview] No.460581 del
Cruisey accidentally posted his bulge on linkedin once


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:13:53 [Preview] No.460582 del
>>460575
I could eat a loaf at the moment with a good serving of butter.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:13:59 [Preview] No.460583 del
I feel much better after ending that fast. My brain had turned to mush and I was very curried.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:14:10 [Preview] No.460584 del
>>460581
Many likes?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:17:12 [Preview] No.460586 del
>>460583
Feed is essential for the brain.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:18:26 [Preview] No.460587 del
>>460584
There were a lot of mocking emojis.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:18:52 [Preview] No.460588 del
Think I might start fasting one day a week


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:24:30 [Preview] No.460589 del
Eat BEANS


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:26:38 [Preview] No.460590 del
Is fasting the new wagon?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:26:48 [Preview] No.460591 del
>>460588
As long as the day after isn't a binge day.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:27:06 [Preview] No.460592 del
>>460590
I think it could be.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:30:59 [Preview] No.460593 del
Chink alternative medicine is cringe.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:33:03 [Preview] No.460594 del
>>460593
Does it have to be shelved?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:34:25 [Preview] No.460595 del
Garn a road trip tomorrow. Need to get some shit from the storage shed. Just hope the power-steering hose doesn't explode while on the highway.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:35:13 [Preview] No.460596 del
>>460590
its the new do-able


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:38:47 [Preview] No.460597 del
>>460595
>Just hope the power-steering hose doesn't explode while on the highway.
Have fun but not too much fun and good luck.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 05:51:58 [Preview] No.460598 del
>>460595
Be careful neet.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:02:49 [Preview] No.460599 del
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If this doesn't tickle your pickle you must be an utter faggot! or a pedo


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:06:13 [Preview] No.460600 del
>>460599
Will you be tickling it for me?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:16:21 [Preview] No.460601 del
Spent an hour explaining to clients why I am not getting the jab.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:17:25 [Preview] No.460602 del
>>460554
It stuck to the pan the second time.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:18:02 [Preview] No.460603 del
>>460556
What a feast.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:18:27 [Preview] No.460604 del
>>460558
There can be.


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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:19:58 [Preview] No.460606 del
>>460604
When was your last time?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:20:03 [Preview] No.460607 del
>>460573
>apple cranberry and bacon salad
That sounds great.
>headphones
Me neither.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:20:49 [Preview] No.460608 del
>>460578
I'd eat that.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:21:19 [Preview] No.460609 del
>>460581
I often open the work tabs mid boongery,


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:21:32 [Preview] No.460610 del
>>460600
How much money are we talking love?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:22:09 [Preview] No.460611 del
>>460583
Good to hear you're not feeling as currificationed.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:23:17 [Preview] No.460613 del
>>460587
😲🌽


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:24:11 [Preview] No.460614 del
>>460595
Did you bash that hose it's rubbing on back?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:24:31 [Preview] No.460615 del
>>460599
Not enough of it.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:24:59 [Preview] No.460616 del
>>460606
I'm not proud enough to say.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:26:00 [Preview] No.460617 del
>>460613
Probably a few of these
😘💖🥰


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:26:47 [Preview] No.460618 del
>Never even looked at the power steering hose on my toyota


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:27:51 [Preview] No.460619 del
>>460618
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rzBdPr9Cbh8 [Embed]


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:28:56 [Preview] No.460620 del
lol, someone has put my number down as theirs for a covid sign in.
Keep getting texts from ServiceNSW telling me to isolate and check for symptoms.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:29:18 [Preview] No.460621 del
>>460620
Pozz texts.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:31:13 [Preview] No.460622 del
>>460602
Did you eat the crispy chunks that got stuck?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:38:10 [Preview] No.460623 del
>>460554
>A 3-ounce serving (~86 grams) of fresh squid contains just 37 milligrams of sodium, but the same portion of fried squid has 260 milligrams. That's also about 10 percent of the 2,300 milligrams of sodium you should limit yourself to each day, if you're healthy
https://healthyeating.sfgate.com/much-salt-squid-6396.html


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:39:46 [Preview] No.460624 del
>>460623
>if you're healthy


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:41:01 [Preview] No.460625 del
>>460623
The squid did nothing wrong.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:41:34 [Preview] No.460626 del
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>>460624
A healthy exec.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:44:22 [Preview] No.460627 del
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Squid slander is no joke. I take it very personally.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:44:28 [Preview] No.460628 del
>>460624
I hope for the best.

>>460625
It was also a pretty small serving as well. Squid is nice to eat and I can eat a single meal portion in a sitting as an entree. I have had it in cases where it is with the salad and chips, which was a lot of salt for me at once.

I prefer it fresh, oven baked or BBQ. This way of preparing it nice as well:
https://thehappyfoodie.co.uk/recipes/kiwi-marinated-squid-with-chermoula-dressing/


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:46:13 [Preview] No.460629 del
This talking mushroom doesn't know when to quit.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:48:42 [Preview] No.460630 del
>>460601
Just say you are not consenting anymore because 1 jab turned into 2 turned into 3 and you don’t want to be doing this shit for the rest of your life.

Normies can’t argue with it.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:49:39 [Preview] No.460631 del
>>460628
That chermoula recipe looks good.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:57:47 [Preview] No.460632 del
>>460629
Are mushrooms the new venetians?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 06:59:25 [Preview] No.460633 del
>>460632
The mushroom predates the venetians.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 07:07:29 [Preview] No.460634 del
>>460627
I like this handsome frog.


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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 07:08:29 [Preview] No.460636 del
>>460634
He has high blood pressure.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 07:09:19 [Preview] No.460637 del
>>460630
That was kind of what I was saying.
And that they're trusting liars.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 07:42:53 [Preview] No.460638 del
no post neets


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 07:48:00 [Preview] No.460639 del
Really need to stop drinking so much coffee.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 07:51:25 [Preview] No.460640 del
>>460638
Do you worry about the gloopy stuff?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 07:52:54 [Preview] No.460641 del
>>460639
Get on the dexies


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 07:54:49 [Preview] No.460642 del
Round one of the gastrointestinal upset has come and gone.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 07:56:23 [Preview] No.460643 del
>>460642
Keep at ear out for a gnome saying
>finish him!


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:00:00 [Preview] No.460644 del
Getting the chest pains again.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:00:43 [Preview] No.460645 del
>>460643
I think it would be a horrible way to go.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:01:05 [Preview] No.460646 del
>>460644
Here is a question to get your mind off it, should women own cats?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:03:38 [Preview] No.460647 del
Low quality tiktok NEET is up to his usual tricks.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:04:22 [Preview] No.460648 del
>>460644
Think you need to get that checked out.


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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:06:09 [Preview] No.460650 del
>>460647
Ironic, given that much better quality girls are the subject of so much posting on imageboards


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:07:22 [Preview] No.460651 del
>>460644
Go to ED if it doesn't go away.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:08:05 [Preview] No.460652 del
>>460649
I've been feeling better. Minimal angina.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:09:39 [Preview] No.460653 del
>>460648
>>460651
I went to the hospital a few years ago when it was happening. They did all the tests and said it was probably just muscular pain. It was worse that time than it is now.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:10:23 [Preview] No.460654 del
Eating a stick of fritz with sauce.
No bread because that's just empty carbs.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:10:38 [Preview] No.460655 del
>>460652
That is good to hear. What is the long term plan? Surgery?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:11:46 [Preview] No.460656 del
I keep catching doggo licking my pillow. Disgusting. Maybe I am depositing executive grease there.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:11:46 [Preview] No.460657 del
>>460653
Could be indigestion and acid problems. Actual angina and a heart attack is on another level, there was no doubt when it happened to me compared to vague past anxiety chest pain.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:12:12 [Preview] No.460658 del
>>460652
Why have you held off from letting us know?
We've been worried sick.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:12:35 [Preview] No.460659 del
>>460654
I bet it is cheapo aldi fritz, not the high quality smoked barossa too.

>empty carbs


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:12:53 [Preview] No.460660 del
>>460653
You see poor quality health professionals.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:13:37 [Preview] No.460661 del
>>460656
Pear and butterscotch flavoured.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:13:54 [Preview] No.460662 del
>>460656
>he's not the only one doing things to your pillow


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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:14:28 [Preview] No.460664 del
>>460659
It's aldi colway tomato sauce.
The cheapest they have.
Apparently it's mostly chicken rather than pork.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:15:19 [Preview] No.460665 del
>>460657
Whenever I get anxiety chest pains, I take aspirin, just in case. As a result, I basically take it every day.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:16:15 [Preview] No.460666 del
>>460660
The doctor was Bug I didn't understand most of what she was saying.

They gave me the impression everything was over but no-one showed me the way out so I just sort of got out of the bed and found my own way out to the street.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:17:02 [Preview] No.460667 del
>>460664
They would not let you in the bung fritz society if they knew you were into that deviant shit.


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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:18:47 [Preview] No.460670 del
>>460655
>What is the long term plan?
Further weightloss and a heart healthy lifestyle. My other arteries don't have much narrowing so no more stents or other surgeries on the horizon. My inflammation markers have decreased a lot and my heart is a lot less irritable in terms of number of PVCS. Dodged anything nasty on the first pfizer. Fingers crossed on the second.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:19:19 [Preview] No.460671 del
>>460670
Good luck m8.


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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:19:52 [Preview] No.460673 del
>>460656
The dog is stealing your wealth.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:20:26 [Preview] No.460674 del
>>460670
Hope it continues to improve for you.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:20:59 [Preview] No.460675 del
>>460663
>Treatment: Reassurance
I think you're going well NEET.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:21:28 [Preview] No.460676 del
>>460675
Thank you, that is very reassuring.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:23:35 [Preview] No.460677 del
>>460667
This is not real fritz, it is meat product.
Unable to even find a picture of it online.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:25:28 [Preview] No.460678 del
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>>460677
It is clown meat.


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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:28:41 [Preview] No.460680 del
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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:29:10 [Preview] No.460681 del
>>460678
What a bargain!


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:31:19 [Preview] No.460682 del
wonder what webbys up to


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:32:47 [Preview] No.460683 del
>>460681
Bet certain NEETs would take it to the bung party
They would get sniggers from behind their backs.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:33:27 [Preview] No.460684 del
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>>460682
I hope he has gone to see Bat.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:34:46 [Preview] No.460685 del
Maybe that text he sent the HA drove her mad with desire and they are now shacked up in a love nest somewhere with no time for imageboards.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:36:17 [Preview] No.460686 del
There will be bunga bunga parties at the NEET commune.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:36:36 [Preview] No.460687 del
>>460682
I hope he's working on the hole.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:36:51 [Preview] No.460688 del
>>460685
I hope we get the pics.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:37:01 [Preview] No.460689 del
>>460685
Made the hovel into a home.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:38:56 [Preview] No.460690 del
>>460689
It smells of curry now and he has to hose down the street out front every evening.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:39:21 [Preview] No.460691 del
>>460686
Only the highest quality sticks of fritz will be accepted.
No devon, bologna or clown meat allowed.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:41:19 [Preview] No.460692 del
>>460691
>or clown meat allowed.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:46:26 [Preview] No.460693 del
>>460690
There are so many of the articles
>Arun and Poonam Kaushish have struggled to find a home to rent
>The wedded couple were told people were concerned they will cook curry
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998442/amp/New-Zealand-Indian-couple-t-rent-home-landlords-fear-ll-cook-smelly-curries.html


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:47:35 [Preview] No.460694 del
There was a news story where an ethnic woman died in her flat and people thought the smell was just her cooking.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:49:56 [Preview] No.460695 del
>>460640
peace cocktails


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 08:57:26 [Preview] No.460696 del
>>460695
Made with love.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:00:02 [Preview] No.460697 del
>>460696
not sure if i ever fell for napalm meme, all the best agiprops through history used simple soap.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:04:53 [Preview] No.460698 del
Just watched a thing on how Gabagool is made.
The pigs only eat acorns and then the oaks are used to smoke them.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:05:03 [Preview] No.460699 del
>>460697
It was like magic grow your own crystals meme that resulted in people making mustard gas. Eliminating the mongs.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:07:19 [Preview] No.460700 del
>>460699
Should tell the tiktokker that the goop left over is uncoloured toffee.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:08:36 [Preview] No.460701 del
Watching dancing NEETs shake it.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:08:43 [Preview] No.460702 del
>>460698
>Gabagool
Are you a Sopranos fan m8?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:08:50 [Preview] No.460703 del
>>460700
Someone always the spoils the fun. Those crystals only grew in an enclosed space according to the provided instructions.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:10:49 [Preview] No.460705 del
>>460704
Yeah looks good but hipsters will be lined up for hours for it.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:15:02 [Preview] No.460706 del
Will the commune have sparkling goon?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:16:21 [Preview] No.460707 del
>>460702
I am. Thinking about downloading and watching it again.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:17:11 [Preview] No.460708 del
>>460704
Lobster is overrated imo.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:17:51 [Preview] No.460709 del
>>460706
Only pink moscato for the girly NEETs.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:19:23 [Preview] No.460710 del
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>>460706
Yes it will come from goon bags


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:19:23 [Preview] No.460711 del
Marron is the best tasting shellfish.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:20:37 [Preview] No.460712 del
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>>460704
so its complicated how it came about... first if i wanted to destroy IGA i need more protein but how ? i took inspiration from the colonels more legendary attempts like the ultimate burger than i created the nuro sandwitch

the flavourtown was most awesome and finally lead to the stanley steamer that put an end to that most awfull of boards

innovating, cooking , memes and using our bodies natural functioms NEETs will get you ahead in life and on the winning team


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:20:52 [Preview] No.460713 del
>>460710
it will be carbonated by submerging severely gassy executive neets in a goon bath


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:21:00 [Preview] No.460714 del
>>460711
That actually looks quite nice.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:21:28 [Preview] No.460715 del
>>460707
It is the best TV show ever made in my opinion. Great rewatch value too. Great memes.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:22:25 [Preview] No.460716 del
>>460712
Looks good. Solid presentation. 8.25/10


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:22:52 [Preview] No.460717 del
>>460711
I always did enjoy bugs the most even more than prawns.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:23:13 [Preview] No.460718 del
>>460712
Based flavourtown sensation.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:24:40 [Preview] No.460719 del
I almost had a catastrophe at the maccas drive-thru. The route is narrow and twisty. You have to drive a full circuit of the restaurant. I got into a tight corner and I hadn't done enough turning. I was sandwiched between cars ahead and behind. I put the steering wheel full over and had to pray that my car would turn without hitting the fence. I made it with centimetres to spare.

It was a very stressful experience.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:24:49 [Preview] No.460720 del
>>460712
looks like shit. Obvious you got the budget fake chicken slop mix schnitzels. Get some chicken tit and make your own next time. 2/10


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:26:43 [Preview] No.460721 del
>>460719
>It was a very stressful experience.
Yeah thats fine but did you remember to get me some hot chips with bbq sauce on them?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:30:24 [Preview] No.460722 del
>>460721
I got them but I stress ate them out of the bag on the way home. I only planned to have a couple - few enough for you not to notice - but by the time I got home they were all gone and I had bbq sauce all over my hands, face and my pants where my crotch is because I adjusted my balls.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:31:28 [Preview] No.460723 del
>>460719
You survived NEET.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:32:03 [Preview] No.460724 del
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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:32:28 [Preview] No.460725 del
>>460723
But what price will I pay? Nightmares every night for the rest of my life?

It might have been better if I'd died.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:33:04 [Preview] No.460726 del
>>460724
We will get you some chips next time. And a mcflurry.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:33:05 [Preview] No.460727 del
>>460722
Oh well as long as you enjoyed them, sorry you had such a horrid trip to get them.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:33:36 [Preview] No.460728 del
>>460711
Haven't tried that.
I want to try Moreton Bay Bugs.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:34:36 [Preview] No.460729 del
>>460712
Looks undercooked.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:35:37 [Preview] No.460730 del
>>460719
You are going through drive thrus too often.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:36:56 [Preview] No.460731 del
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>>460722
Mmm bbq NEET balls.
Making me salivate.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:37:03 [Preview] No.460732 del
>>460729
Buro is going to be squirting later


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:37:10 [Preview] No.460733 del
>>460730
At least I'm getting out of the house.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:39:36 [Preview] No.460734 del
>>460725
You have to go through that exposure therapy that requires you to relive the trauma. Go to the drive-through tomorrow, then the next day and for the next two weeks until you feel comfortable without shame.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:39:55 [Preview] No.460735 del
5 Elmsbury party pies in the mic.
Going to have them with some Colway tom sauce.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:40:38 [Preview] No.460736 del
>>460732
Blend 43 in the morning.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:40:46 [Preview] No.460737 del
>>460734
It will be tough, but I think I can do it. Do I need to order the same thing each time?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:40:59 [Preview] No.460738 del
>>460733
This is true.
I want you to get a cos lettuce, some deli meat and a bread roll tomorrow please.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:41:35 [Preview] No.460739 del


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:41:53 [Preview] No.460740 del
>>460735
>Elmsbury party pies
I haven't tried them but I'm sceptical.

>in the mic.
Cover with paper towels. Two sheets.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:42:01 [Preview] No.460741 del
>>460737
Put on a different voice each time.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:42:07 [Preview] No.460742 del
>>460732
Better out than in.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:42:50 [Preview] No.460743 del
>>460740
I just flipped them. Smells like freezer ice.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:42:59 [Preview] No.460744 del
>>460737
Yes, but you have to push yourself though. Ask to change the sauce at the window you pay and wink while doing it.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:43:22 [Preview] No.460745 del


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:43:23 [Preview] No.460746 del
>>460738
I could eat some lettuce. Maybe some sliced silverside too.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:43:59 [Preview] No.460747 del
>>460744
A cheeky wink.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:44:07 [Preview] No.460748 del
>>460743
>Smells like freezer ice
Keep cooking until the smell is gone or the pies combust.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:45:01 [Preview] No.460749 del
>>460746
Some tomato, salt and pepper and sweet mustard pickles.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:45:50 [Preview] No.460750 del
>>460748
Smell is mostly gone.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:47:53 [Preview] No.460751 del
I can sort of taste it when I breath in while biting them.
Just needs more sauce.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:48:16 [Preview] No.460752 del
>>460749
Everything sounds fine except the pickles. I don't like them.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:48:41 [Preview] No.460753 del
>>460751
>Just needs more sauce.
That's the spirit.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:49:47 [Preview] No.460754 del
>>460752
Maybe a chutney then. And a sliced pickled onion.
They are the traditional sauce for a workman's sandwich though.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:50:46 [Preview] No.460755 del
>>460754
No I don't like sour and vinegary things.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:51:16 [Preview] No.460756 del
My hip is constantly sore. It popped just before, this is happening more often.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:52:20 [Preview] No.460757 del
>>460755
All NEETs will be required to eat pickled onions at the commune.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:52:30 [Preview] No.460758 del
>>460756
Whack it back into place with a stick.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:52:37 [Preview] No.460759 del
>>460755
An outstretched rollmop on your tongue might make you think different.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:52:46 [Preview] No.460760 del
>>460756
You need a new hip.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:53:23 [Preview] No.460761 del
>>460759
Put a blindfold on me and I'll eat anything.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:53:48 [Preview] No.460762 del
>>460756
You need to get regular massages (happy ending optional).


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:54:21 [Preview] No.460763 del


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:54:29 [Preview] No.460764 del
>>460760
I think so.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:54:57 [Preview] No.460765 del


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:55:57 [Preview] No.460766 del
>>460761
Some may be sour and/or vinegary.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:56:48 [Preview] No.460767 del
>>460762
I think it's the bone and tendons, not muscular.
Massage could still help.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:58:30 [Preview] No.460768 del
>Internal server error. Your ip was recognized as a known spammer.
Can't use a vpn to download and post at the same time.
Woe.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:58:40 [Preview] No.460769 del
>>460766
Very stinky blue cheese.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 09:59:18 [Preview] No.460770 del
>>460769
Thick musk.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:02:44 [Preview] No.460771 del
Need to wait til the end of the month before downloading. Hate not having unlimited now.
It's 36g for all the sopranos.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:04:39 [Preview] No.460772 del
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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:07:38 [Preview] No.460774 del
>>460768
Go here and ask for their forgiveness:
https://www.stopforumspam.com/removal


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:11:12 [Preview] No.460775 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:13:56 [Preview] No.460776 del
>>460775
Good night.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:18:03 [Preview] No.460777 del
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>>460775
Good night.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:19:09 [Preview] No.460778 del
>>460712
Undercooked chicken and cask wine.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:20:51 [Preview] No.460779 del
Salvete my fellow council members, it is I, Neeticus the Monk. I have returned and catched up.
I will not be providing (You)s, the sooner you all reach ego death the better.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:23:32 [Preview] No.460780 del
>>460779
Hello m8.

You better give out those (you)s or ego death isn't the only death you'll need to be worried about.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:25:54 [Preview] No.460781 del
>>460779
>my fellow council members,
lol nigga you ain't on the council.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:27:10 [Preview] No.460782 del
>>460781
Shut the fuck up


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:37:39 [Preview] No.460783 del
>460779
>not be providing (You)s
I am not ready for ego death.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:40:02 [Preview] No.460784 del
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I'd like to live, even just a bit, before me or my ego dies


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:46:14 [Preview] No.460785 del
>>460784
What would you do?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:46:36 [Preview] No.460786 del
>>460784
It's too late, time to put that paper bag over your head.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:52:13 [Preview] No.460787 del
I have a feeling webby won't return


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 10:53:56 [Preview] No.460788 del
>>460787
He'll be back. Like most the rest of you, he doesn't have enough friends to leave us.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 11:01:24 [Preview] No.460789 del
Thinking about how similar Freddy Nietzsche and Robert E Howard were.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 11:16:39 [Preview] No.460790 del
Fucking stupid good guys vacuum wont fucking suck
Just like my fucking ex girlfriend


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 11:23:42 [Preview] No.460791 del
>>460790
You gotta force her. I mean it.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 11:53:33 [Preview] No.460792 del
Got a chromecast and setup Jellyfin, a self-hosted Netflix server kinda thing. Streaming all my downloaded movies to the TV, works pretty fuckin well. Better than plex.

Could go a boonging and watch kingdom of heaven


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 11:55:24 [Preview] No.460793 del
NK is the sexiest NEET.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 11:56:19 [Preview] No.460794 del
>>460792
>Jellyfin


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 12:00:23 [Preview] No.460795 del
Fangin for a dart. Might gar


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 12:02:40 [Preview] No.460796 del
>>460793
Ever since he got rid of the jewfro.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 12:36:57 [Preview] No.460797 del
Darts acquired


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 12:37:30 [Preview] No.460798 del
>>460797
They would go well with some standos.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 12:50:04 [Preview] No.460799 del
>>460792
I hope you enter the kingdom of heaven when it’s time


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 12:51:14 [Preview] No.460800 del
>>460799
His ego will go there when it dies.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 13:00:35 [Preview] No.460801 del
Still feel webbys presence in spirit


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 13:01:46 [Preview] No.460802 del
>>460801
A malign spirit.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 13:04:32 [Preview] No.460803 del
>>460802
Benevolent


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 13:05:52 [Preview] No.460804 del
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Still seething about the squid gaslighting incident earlier.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 13:07:46 [Preview] No.460805 del
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My disappointment in dietNEET must be similar to what some of you feel about my experiences with the wagon.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 13:09:08 [Preview] No.460806 del
>>460805
You have gotten fat as well as being an alco you big chungus.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 13:09:37 [Preview] No.460807 del
>>460805
Fell asleep by accident just woke up positioned strangely.
Unsure if go back to sleep, stay awake or drink coffee


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 13:12:16 [Preview] No.460808 del
>>460807
Go back to sleep.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 13:18:31 [Preview] No.460809 del
>>460806
An unnecessary comment.

>>460807
Go back to bed, watch some asmr videos on your phone
I'm awake past my bedtime too. Oh well, wank from home so it doesnt really matter


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 13:21:04 [Preview] No.460810 del
>>460809
Ya big ol' Chungus.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 14:00:46 [Preview] No.460811 del
Made some shin ramen dry style with picked daikon and a fried egg.

Pickling in zip lock bags is worth NEETs


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 15:12:16 [Preview] No.460812 del
>>460811
I am glad your pickling has gone well. You have made us all very proud of you.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 15:18:07 [Preview] No.460813 del
I couldn't sleep I kept thinking about that squid gaslighting plot. Could it be a deeper conspiracy than it seemed at first? Were there others involved? Multiple objectives? Is the mushroom just a front man.

>too salty
Was this some sort of code?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 15:32:19 [Preview] No.460814 del
I have been reading and rereading that squid comment that he made.
The more I study it the more shocked I am at the sheer audacity of it.

>I have had indigestion before
What a thing to say!


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 15:33:04 [Preview] No.460815 del
>>460813
I couldn't sleep either. Just got out of bed and popped some benzos down the hatch. Got enough energy to have a restless leg now that I'm sitting at my desk.
Think it might be tax related, yesterday I was naturally low-energy on account of a significant tax payment, I think tonight I'm paying interest.
Kept visualising tinder dates and going back to a girls sharehouse sober and how awkward it would be trying to fuck her. I'll have to figure that one out as it comes I think if it ever does

Might just do 10-6 today.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 15:35:18 [Preview] No.460816 del
>>460815
Falling off the wagon has disrupted your system, both physical and psychological. You need to keep on an even keel for maximum wellbeing.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 15:38:16 [Preview] No.460817 del
>>460815
feelsgoodman


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 15:46:10 [Preview] No.460818 del
>>460816
Yeah. Because I was drinking every day I had forgotten the brain fog and prolonged effects of accrued interests from back to back loans.
I'll be conducting an audit on how to leverage these shortfalls for positive long-term gearing congruent to attenuation of total taxation generally.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 15:50:00 [Preview] No.460819 del
>>460818
Beware of wankruptcy.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 15:51:41 [Preview] No.460820 del
>>460815
Benzos are cancer
Far too addictive, everyone i know who took them got fucked up


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 15:58:03 [Preview] No.460821 del
Late night neets


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 17:22:46 [Preview] No.460822 del
Still thinking about that squid comment. Pacing back and forth all night. Exhausted but mind racing too fast for any chance of sleep.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 17:25:12 [Preview] No.460823 del
the NEETs cannot sleep for a second night in a row


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 17:29:14 [Preview] No.460824 del
Was it his own lack of sleep that caused him to make that squid comment?
Was it a momentary lapse in judgment brought on by exhaustion?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 17:32:27 [Preview] No.460825 del
And then he posted a squid recipe afterwards. The man was unhinged!


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 17:43:50 [Preview] No.460826 del
>>460823
Bad conscience.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 17:48:58 [Preview] No.460827 del
I couldn't sleep I was craving slices of seasoned roast beaver so badly. There was drool all over the pillow.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 18:42:13 [Preview] No.460828 del
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Desperate ejaculation


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 19:25:25 [Preview] No.460829 del
>>460828
Did he finish?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 19:42:56 [Preview] No.460830 del
bounden
adjective [bound-en]

1. being under obligation; beholden
2. made obligatory; binding

He regrets becoming bounden to WWWWOTW.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 20:26:47 [Preview] No.460831 del
>>460776
>>460777
Thank (You)!

>>460783
kek

>>460790
You need a new girlfriend over in Asia, Phucmi

>>460794
Perhaps it's a pirated version.

>>460804
>>460813
>>460814
>>460822
>>460824
>>460825
The squid in the kiwi mix should be marinated like this rumination, at least overnight. It will become nice and tender the next day.

>>460806
>gotten fat
*thicc

>>460830
It is the bounden duty of Webby.

Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 20:29:26 [Preview] No.460832 del
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>Indonesian student becomes rich overnight after selling a thousand SELFIES as NFTs for $1MILLION
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10415017/Indonesian-student-rich-overnight-selling-thousand-SELFIES-NFTs-1MILLION.html


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 20:36:05 [Preview] No.460833 del
>Bizarre moment jobless woman smashes $19,000 bottles of booze in five-minute wrecking spree because she 'lost the plot' in lockdown
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10413587/Jobless-woman-smashed-10-000-bottles-booze-five-minute-Aldi-wrecking-spree.html


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:30:18 [Preview] No.460835 del
>>460804
>gaslighting
I would like to know where this term was picked up from.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:31:41 [Preview] No.460836 del
>>460835
The term is derived from the 1944 film Gaslight,[4][5][6] which is a story about a husband who uses trickery to convince his wife that she is mentally unwell in order to steal from her.[7]


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:32:03 [Preview] No.460837 del
>>460811
Nothing is worth NEETs


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:33:12 [Preview] No.460838 del
>>460813
Follow the indigestion rabbit hole.
The answers are out the other end.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:34:06 [Preview] No.460839 del
Feel like I'm being gaslit.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:34:15 [Preview] No.460840 del


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:34:41 [Preview] No.460841 del
>>460839
Light a match and find out on the other end.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:36:00 [Preview] No.460842 del
>>460815
>a significant tax payment, I think tonight I'm paying interest.
You need a better tax man. You shouldn't be paying interest.
Gooklady deals have unethical fineprint.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:36:53 [Preview] No.460843 del
>>460815
> sober and how awkward it would be trying to fuck
That is a weird thought.
I don't think women would take you home if they weren't drunk.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:37:06 [Preview] No.460844 del
>>460842
>Gooklady deals have unethical fineprint.
The giggle comes at a high price.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:37:56 [Preview] No.460845 del
>>460818
Maybe you can offset it and claim it back on the first weekend each month.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:38:31 [Preview] No.460846 del
>>460819
If NK is back, does that mean he'll be asking for owed wanks?
I can't afford that.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:39:21 [Preview] No.460847 del
>>460825
It wasn't the apple that gave it extra crunch.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:42:18 [Preview] No.460848 del
>>460846
Yes, time to see a wanker to get a shady wank deal.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:52:18 [Preview] No.460849 del
>>460827
Needs a sour and vinegary sauce.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:52:54 [Preview] No.460850 del
>>460830
THANK YOU
SO MUCH


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:53:45 [Preview] No.460851 del
>>460831
>marinated
I'll marinate you.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:54:21 [Preview] No.460852 del
>>460851
Will it make me tender?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:55:51 [Preview] No.460853 del
>>460834
I think it's training her.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:56:27 [Preview] No.460854 del
>>460836
Am I being tricked into thinking I'm gaslighting?


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:57:37 [Preview] No.460855 del
>>460852
And a cause of indigestion.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 21:58:37 [Preview] No.460856 del


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 22:11:59 [Preview] No.460857 del
I want Beau to berate me for my wrongdoings. I need to be whipped into submission. He is a good boong and I treat him bad for no reason.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 22:12:31 [Preview] No.460858 del
Morning neets.
>>460806
He has become a replacement webby. Strike one webby down and a new one just takes its place.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 22:14:38 [Preview] No.460859 del
>>460858
chungo party


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 22:15:13 [Preview] No.460860 del
>>460857
Tomorrow night. Trust the plan.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 22:15:36 [Preview] No.460861 del
>>460858
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 22:32:10 [Preview] No.460862 del
>>460830
Thankyou.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 22:55:04 [Preview] No.460863 del
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NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 23:00:59 [Preview] No.460864 del
>>460863
Thicc.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 23:01:08 [Preview] No.460865 del
>>460863
An executive mallard.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 23:20:59 [Preview] No.460866 del
>>460863
>tfw no goose gf


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 23:44:04 [Preview] No.460867 del
2 hrs into pacing the house and getting angry with the world.


NEET 01/18/2022 (Tue) 23:50:19 [Preview] No.460868 del
>>460867
>pacing the house
Throw a few twirls in and strike some authoritative poses.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 00:07:22 [Preview] No.460869 del
It's 11 in the morning, my brain still hasn't woken up


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 00:25:26 [Preview] No.460870 del
>>460869
Light tap with a stick might fix it.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 00:29:13 [Preview] No.460871 del
I have risen. Groggy wakeup again, but zero tax and no desire to boong.
Making some capital gains baby!!!

>>460843
I'd say its very unlikely
Something that makes me really uneasy about sobriety, missing out on things like that


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 00:29:22 [Preview] No.460872 del
>>460867
Get a boxing bag.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 00:34:03 [Preview] No.460873 del
>>460871
>Making some capital gains baby!!!
You have to hold them for a while or will not get any discount when selling them.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 00:38:59 [Preview] No.460874 del
Thinking of getting some uber eats donuts delivered


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 00:41:25 [Preview] No.460875 del
>>460874
One custard filled one please.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 00:51:02 [Preview] No.460876 del
>>460874
Sweet-sour pork thanks.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 00:54:47 [Preview] No.460877 del
>>460874
Don't be silly


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 00:56:15 [Preview] No.460878 del
Can you still get fried (not baked) jam donuts somewhere in melbourne?


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:22:09 [Preview] No.460879 del
>>460838
Well bantered.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:22:19 [Preview] No.460880 del
I did not get the job. Not enough (zero) experience with ERP integrations.
Oh well. Goodluck to Sir in his new placement.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:24:51 [Preview] No.460881 del
>>460880
The needful will be done.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:25:23 [Preview] No.460882 del
Victoria just reduced the booster interval to 3 months. Monk and Spergo in for 4 jabs a year.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:26:10 [Preview] No.460883 del
>>460880
Bad luck m8. Better luck with the next one.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:27:02 [Preview] No.460884 del
Antivax neets have been vindicated.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:27:50 [Preview] No.460885 del
Thinking about how God gave cruisey a last minute WFH reprieve for being prepared to lose everything.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:36:01 [Preview] No.460886 del
>>460874
Go and pick them up.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:36:43 [Preview] No.460887 del
>>460883
Yeah, not in any real rush.

>>460882
Just #notGettingIt

>>460885
Cruisey ignored this sign and boonged his days away instead of planning his next move.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:36:52 [Preview] No.460888 del
>>460882
Just say no.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:37:55 [Preview] No.460889 del
>>460880
You didn't have a firm handshake.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:38:17 [Preview] No.460890 del
>>460885
Trust in a higher power.
The vaxtards have no foundational principles.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:39:08 [Preview] No.460891 del
>>460887
>#notGettingIt
You better not be a weak piece of shit and change your mind.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:39:40 [Preview] No.460892 del
>>460880
Fuck. Sorry to hear this.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:40:45 [Preview] No.460893 del


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:41:42 [Preview] No.460894 del
>>460857
It is good to see you humble yourself.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:42:04 [Preview] No.460895 del
>>460884
>vindicated
Of?


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:42:29 [Preview] No.460896 del
>>460887
>>460887
If you don’t get the boosters will the wage just let you WFH indefinitely?


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:42:54 [Preview] No.460897 del
>>460871
>no desire to boong.
It is usually the evening when your will breaks down.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:48:29 [Preview] No.460898 del
>>460895
They were proven right, reasonable and justified.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:49:06 [Preview] No.460899 del
>>460894
I'll cause him shit again later.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:50:33 [Preview] No.460900 del
>>460831
I am going to choose to be the bigger NEET and forgive you for your role in this whole squid incident.

We will move on. But don't try anything like that again please.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:52:10 [Preview] No.460901 del
>>460899
No you won't. You have turned over a new leaf. He is a good boy.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:54:00 [Preview] No.460902 del
>>460892
I don't care, plenty more jobs in the fishpond.

>>460896
It's not mandated yet


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:54:11 [Preview] No.460903 del
>>460900
>move on
The indigestion will return.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:54:47 [Preview] No.460904 del
>>460901
He is a schemer and manipulator.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:55:17 [Preview] No.460905 del
3rd instant down the hatch.
I can feel the squrits burgeoning, desperate for release.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:57:52 [Preview] No.460906 del
>>460904
He is an autistic young man who has struggled to overcome the effects of childhood trauma. He has grown much as a person. He is no longer who he used to be.

He needs you to give him a chance. He needs you to open your heart.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:58:52 [Preview] No.460907 del
>>460903
>The indigestion will return.
The squid was innocent.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 01:59:23 [Preview] No.460908 del
>>460905
Express service to Squirt City should leave soon.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:00:51 [Preview] No.460909 del
>>460905
Set them free.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:04:55 [Preview] No.460910 del
>>460900
>choose to be the bigger NEET


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:05:37 [Preview] No.460911 del
Back on the comfort fritz.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:05:59 [Preview] No.460912 del
>>460905
Use it as an arse tightening exercise.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:06:26 [Preview] No.460913 del


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:06:48 [Preview] No.460914 del
>>460906
>open your heart
He'd make a bunch of knock off ones and fill them fill of strange word filter no one understands and tik toks.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:07:23 [Preview] No.460915 del
>>460905
>I can feel the squrits burgeoning, desperate for release.
Weaponise them


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:08:54 [Preview] No.460916 del
>>460914
He has removed some of the bad word filters at our request. He has become responsive to user concerns.

I think we can make progress on the tiktok issue too.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:14:57 [Preview] No.460917 del
>>460880
If you lack the hard skills that's not so bad- I only get JUST when I get rejected for soft skills/normie culture.

Because it was a hard skills issue, they may well refer you to someone or contact you with other odd jobs that don't involve ERP.

Last job I got I was referred by someone who just interviews me for another role- businesses ring each other all the time for a "do you know anyone".
It's worth thanking them for their consideration and telling them that you'd consider other roles as they became available- it's basically permission for them to network you.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:18:04 [Preview] No.460918 del
A NEET struggles with web forms.
computer says no


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:27:23 [Preview] No.460919 del
>>460917
Yeah she said my skillset was otherwise good. Don't think my soft skills are too bad. They'll keep me on file for any other better suited positions. No biggie.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:32:07 [Preview] No.460920 del
>>460919
You need that thai rep job.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:39:45 [Preview] No.460921 del
Have any neets been self-employed?


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:45:36 [Preview] No.460922 del
>>460921
I have offered but no NEETs took it up.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:46:13 [Preview] No.460923 del
>>460919
Want to farm accounts and start a darkweb shill farm?
I make so much OC that I can actually get new accounts whitelisted.
There's a reason Australia is banned from so much shit, our dynamic IP issues mean millions of users have a low credibility to begin with- admins can't tell if they are bots or just mobile users who got new IP's.
You have to establish users through 3RP and that's basically a darkweb tier process in and of itself because you have to carry out hostile surveillance


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:49:38 [Preview] No.460924 del
>>460910
I didn't choose the executive life, the executive life chose me.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:58:05 [Preview] No.460925 del
>>460923
Who will we be selling to?


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:58:25 [Preview] No.460926 del
>>460921
A NEET has, but never made money consistently enough.
Client management is time consuming, and the low value clients you get are far more time consuming.

>I called X but they gave me a stupid quote
>Listen to the song of my people
>I'll pay you a quarter of what X quoted me

I tried platforms to find clients but these are fucking Jew tier, they want 30% of my income which is 60% of the profit for providing an automated service- and even though I'm paying for the entire service they still preference clients on the platforms.
>this is a notification you have got a strike from a client
>you can not appeal this strike
>tell the client to remove it
I call the client and they struck me by accident every single time- they just didn't understand the platform.
They are unhappy with the platform, and gave me a strike because there is no complaints channel for the platform itself
You explain that the platform not you did what they are unhappy about, they remove the strike.
Waste an hour of your time, strain a new relationship.
Makes me rage just thinking about it desu.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 02:58:48 [Preview] No.460927 del
>>460880
bugger


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 03:01:06 [Preview] No.460928 del
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>>460921
when Nuro is not a NEET he is his own boss. He bows to no man.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 03:08:45 [Preview] No.460929 del
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>>460928
I bet he's into femdomme though


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 03:11:40 [Preview] No.460930 del


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 03:15:00 [Preview] No.460931 del
Anti-boomer wage rage. Desire to resign increasing.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 03:29:41 [Preview] No.460933 del
>>460931
"boomer" is a generational distinction, Australia's boomers are older than America's because the baby boom happened here sooner thanks to Howard.
Thus there are very few Boomers actually alive in Australia.

It's usually the younger millenials hanging shit on the older millenials


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 03:32:17 [Preview] No.460934 del
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My Autistic boss just scheduled me at an hours notice then told me I was on tomorrow.
Client called "why aren't you here"
>MFW
I apologized on the companies behalf but I'm just hoping the boss doesn't blame me.
He messed me around, both my scheduling me at an hours notice without me confirming; and by giving me the wrong date.
I hope the boss recognizes that this is not my fault.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 03:41:54 [Preview] No.460935 del
>>460933
> Australia's boomers are older than America's
The Baby Boom happened at the cessation of World War II.
>thanks to Howard


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 03:56:55 [Preview] No.460936 del
>>460934
Were (You) still in your pyjamas?


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 03:58:26 [Preview] No.460937 del
>>460932
We cant have pets this based because of the environmental lobby.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 04:03:42 [Preview] No.460938 del
Absolutely wiggin out with anxiety and fury at pajeets and boomers. Knocked off early.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 04:04:53 [Preview] No.460939 del
>>460933
>the baby boom happened here sooner thanks to Howard
???


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 04:07:30 [Preview] No.460940 del
15 years ago he took our guns and made us have kids 80 years ago.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 04:13:48 [Preview] No.460941 del
20 mins with an angry client


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 04:17:34 [Preview] No.460942 del
Stress wank


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 04:29:52 [Preview] No.460943 del
>>460940
Time to move to the stick standard.

>>460941
Hit them with a stick.

>>460942
You need a stick.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 04:34:59 [Preview] No.460944 del
>>460935
>>460939
there's some debate- but again these are defined by generation gaps not historical events.
The birth rate was very high in WW2 for various reasons, and Australia hating refugees from Europe during the war meant that our "boomers" were earlier chronologically and are thus older.
>howard
I didn't explain well, I'll try to find a graph.

>>460936
I was ass naked drinking coffee on the shitter.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 04:36:06 [Preview] No.460945 del
Very appreciative of today's WWWOTW.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 04:41:17 [Preview] No.460946 del
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HOW WE DOIN NEETS ?

[picture unrelated]


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 04:43:01 [Preview] No.460947 del
Hello Day Drinker


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 04:45:35 [Preview] No.460948 del
>>460941
That feel.
I pioneered a system where like hospitals we used to tag client files with pseudonyms.
>Angry about their last hire (ex for still salty about ex)
>Angry all the time (BUT for buthhurt)
>We made this person angry (FK for fuck)
>Thinks they know but doesn't (AS of asshole)
>wants turnkey solution aka. IDGAF just fix it (A)

We tag client files this way but the boss doesn't like it because of the risk it gets out and damaged our reputation.
But this being said if you DON'T do it and just take clients like it' a Mcdonalds drivethrough you're going to be persistently shat on by angry clients.

I don't even work in tech, that's just standard customer service.
I used to have a stack of complaints refered upwards to me, and ususally HEAT but will SNAP if I get someone who's complaining for the sake of it or to get free shit.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:00:44 [Preview] No.460949 del
>>460948
>or to get free shit.
Why do employees care about this so passionate when it is not their money?


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:00:46 [Preview] No.460950 del
>>460946
I'm just as miserable as everyone else.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:01:22 [Preview] No.460951 del
The cupboard was bare so I went to Woolies. After the big binge yesterday I was very mindful of being more healthy today. I have given up on being a normal eater in terms of quantity but maybe a realistic goal is to be a big fat pig still but to binge on healthier stuff instead of the pure junk and fast food. Lots of stir fries and stews and no chips, chocolates or wicked wings. It might be possible.

I bought a chicken breast, some veggies, rice and a packet of Korean bbq marinade/sauce. I haven't tried that sauce so it is a bit of a risk but I need to try a new one. I used to get the Lee Kum Kee Singapore Noodles packet of sauce for my stir frys but they don't seem to sell it any more.

I bought some shaved silverside for a snack, plus two cheapo 75c noodle cups (beef flavour) and a 500ml Dare. That is not too bad.

The problem with the healthier life is all the mess and dishes you have to clean up. It is so much easier just to eat out of a KFC box or to open a bag of chips.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:02:32 [Preview] No.460952 del
>>460950
You need to get outside and live that beaver hunt lifestyle. All your worries will melt away.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:02:43 [Preview] No.460953 del
>>460946
Fuming. 3 retards at the wage couldn't fix something and now its going to become my problem.
I can't be fucked with this shit anymore. I'd almost rather go back to manual labouring at this point.
Garn a leg workout, so fucking hyped off 5 instants and full of rage.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:04:08 [Preview] No.460954 del
>>460951
You should meal prep a kilo of chicken breast. I bake it and then I have 4 breasts, which is about 6 meals worth. Cut it up, chuck it in the pan with some rice (cold, refrigerated) and you have some perfectly fine fried rice.
Don't bother with the wasabi kewpie mayo, its shit


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:05:25 [Preview] No.460955 del
>>460952
My beaver hunting days are just getting started.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:05:42 [Preview] No.460956 del
>>460953
>full of rage.
You need a stick and a punching bag.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:06:57 [Preview] No.460957 del
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NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:07:38 [Preview] No.460958 del
>>460955
I have seen stronger men than you maimed for life after tangling with the wrong beaver m8. Be careful.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:08:18 [Preview] No.460959 del
>>460954
I don't like reheating meat. Texture and taste become unpleasant.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:13:21 [Preview] No.460960 del
>>460958
My young body is ready for a fight, I'll be in the front of the line when the battle starts.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:25:17 [Preview] No.460961 del
I think my nice lovely wireless razer mouse has just died, after only two years of service.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:34:03 [Preview] No.460962 del
>>460961
its not built for hardened NEETs that live in these parts of the internet


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:43:38 [Preview] No.460963 del
>>460961
Have you tried new batteries?


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:45:55 [Preview] No.460964 del
>>460946
Had an hour long nap and have now knocked off.
Didn't look at my phone.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:48:50 [Preview] No.460965 del
>>460951
>mess and dishes
Yes, this is a real downside.
Other than that I am very impressed.
>chicken breast, some veggies, rice and a packet of Korean bbq marinade
Looking forward to the new and improved you.
This is good news.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:49:59 [Preview] No.460966 del
>>460962
The NEETs in this neighbourhood need wired ones.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:50:18 [Preview] No.460967 del
>>460965
>Looking forward to the new and improved you.
>This is good news.
Lets not get too far ahead of ourselves. Catastrophe can still strike. The best predictor of future behaviour is past behaviour.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:51:00 [Preview] No.460968 del
>>460964
>Didn't look at my phone.
I sent you nudes.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:52:19 [Preview] No.460969 del
>>460968
The new and improved you looks like a healthy binger.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:52:50 [Preview] No.460970 del
>>460967
I hope to see more of this. Fast food is the exception, not the norm.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:57:19 [Preview] No.460971 del
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Going to go watch the first episode


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 05:59:21 [Preview] No.460972 del
>>460971
8.4/10 in imdb
Might be worth a look.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:01:06 [Preview] No.460973 del
The other thing I don't like about cooking is having smelly hands from prepping various ingredients. I might start wearing latex gloves but I don't really like my hands smelling of latex either.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:02:28 [Preview] No.460974 del
Having a goon, thinking about him and cleaning a grill.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:03:29 [Preview] No.460975 del
>>460973
You can get pre mix stirfrys from the butcher.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:06:54 [Preview] No.460976 del
>>460975
Sounds yuck. I have been very disappointed by local butchers marinades and sauces. Most of them can't even do a basic honey soy chicken wing that tastes any good.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:10:38 [Preview] No.460977 del
>>460976
>can't even do
All the sauces I have seen come from a big jug.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:11:29 [Preview] No.460978 del
>>460977
That doesn't surprise me at all. It would explain a lot.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:13:37 [Preview] No.460979 del
Thinking about interest accrual


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:14:29 [Preview] No.460980 del
>>460979
How many standos?


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:15:55 [Preview] No.460981 del
Wonder if webbys found somewhere else to hangout online


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:20:18 [Preview] No.460982 del
>>460981
He always had somewhere else
We were just the outlet for his most honest and darkest self


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:28:28 [Preview] No.460983 del
Thinking about a moderate binge.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:30:19 [Preview] No.460984 del
>>460983
Go for 10 wicked wings.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:42:41 [Preview] No.460985 del
In the past I would tie the still-warm wicked wings to my body.
They would be suspended by 20cm or so of string.
I would tie them all over. Arms, legs, torso, genitalia.
Then I would dance and gyrate throughout the house.
The wicked wings would swing around and make patterns through the air.
It was the closest I have ever felt to God.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:44:20 [Preview] No.460986 del
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NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:47:29 [Preview] No.460987 del
Ban me for 72 hours please. I need to detox from this place.
User requested ban


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:49:59 [Preview] No.460988 del
>>460981
He's in a better place now.


NEET 01/19/2022 (Wed) 06:52:10 [Preview] No.460989 del