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NEET General #523 - Fuck the BO Edition NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:47:11 [Preview] No. 529293
What you gonna do?

OLD: >>528233


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:48:32 [Preview] No.529294 del
>>529290
I bought her a bloody phone and took her to Coles AND Woolworths.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:48:42 [Preview] No.529295 del
Might Garn to iga and get some snacks for the moofie night. Thinking of getting garlic bread and popcorn and fish fingers.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:48:51 [Preview] No.529296 del
Just noticed the title of this thread.
Delet.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:50:08 [Preview] No.529297 del
Cut it out


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:50:37 [Preview] No.529298 del
I volunteer to fuck the BO if nobody else will.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:51:14 [Preview] No.529299 del
>>529298
At least make him pay you for it.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:51:57 [Preview] No.529300 del
I shouldn't have hit the standards last night.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:52:12 [Preview] No.529301 del
>>529299
I may be a slut sir, but I am not a whore.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:54:38 [Preview] No.529302 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:55:37 [Preview] No.529303 del
>>529300
Why? Feel like doing it again this arvo?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:55:39 [Preview] No.529304 del
I think we lost some neets


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:56:25 [Preview] No.529305 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:57:26 [Preview] No.529306 del
>>529304
Without a BUMRASH to lead the way they are lost I am afraid.
We shall never see their like again, RIP NEETs.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:00:57 [Preview] No.529307 del
>>529304
They will return again someday


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:03:09 [Preview] No.529308 del
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I'm going to walk around with my cock out while they're gone.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:04:01 [Preview] No.529309 del
Little BO-pepe has lost his NEETs,
And doesn't know where to find them;
Leave them alone, and they'll come home,
Wagging their tails behind them.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:04:45 [Preview] No.529310 del
Mary had a little lamb
and it was always gruntin
she tied it to a barb wire fence
and kicked its little cunt in


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:05:03 [Preview] No.529311 del
>>529309
Those aren't tails


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:05:48 [Preview] No.529312 del
Old Mcdonald had a wank
Ee I ee I o
And in that wank he had some boongs
Abo anal yes then no


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:08:09 [Preview] No.529313 del
Possum stood on the burning deck
His feet were covered in blisters


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:08:38 [Preview] No.529314 del
He swore a vile and bloody oath
Then sodomised Nofuns sisters


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:16:31 [Preview] No.529315 del
They ended up giving me my cert 3 in business and information management even though I refused to do 2 of the units and wrote mong answers for most of the rest.
I don't think you can actually fail an Alffie course.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:22:58 [Preview] No.529316 del
the number of neets abstaining from posting is an alarming indicator of board health


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:28:44 [Preview] No.529318 del
>tfw just woke up


NEET Board owner 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:29:43 [Preview] No.529319 del
>>529296
It meets the criteria for a thread. I think the important lesson in this thread is that NEETs need to take things said here less seriously. In less than one thousands posts it will be gone and if a duplicate is made, I will delete it.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:30:29 [Preview] No.529320 del
>>529316
They are likely getting scolded by their mummybots for not doing any chores all week


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:32:14 [Preview] No.529321 del
>>529319
Punch him in the dick.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:32:31 [Preview] No.529322 del
>>529320
I did a chore once.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:34:56 [Preview] No.529323 del
>>529319
I think it's highly disrespectful to (You) and all the effort you've put into maintaining this board over the years. This thread should've been deleted on precedent.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:35:41 [Preview] No.529324 del
So beau just means board owner right?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:36:06 [Preview] No.529325 del
>>529323
Your a precedent.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:37:02 [Preview] No.529326 del
I did a chore for a NEETs Motherbat once.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:38:30 [Preview] No.529327 del
I showed respect for the BO once but then he put his hand on my leg and I got scared and ran away.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:38:53 [Preview] No.529328 del
Feel like using the surf rod to fling sinkers through the windows of the house across the road


NEET Board owner 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:40:27 [Preview] No.529329 del
>>529321
I think the community should discuss the topic of thread naming after NEETs like this, but beyond that I do not have strong feelings about it.

>>529323
It's an opinion. I think the community should express its views about it. If something is liked about a post it should be validated, if not then it should be shunned. People can express their opinions but they should be prepared to control their sperg out for opinions that do not align with their beliefs. If this thread has to serve as that point of discussion or reminder, I am happy.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:42:28 [Preview] No.529330 del
>>529329
He might have been talking about his body odour.
>Fuck the bo, imma put on some deodrant


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:43:55 [Preview] No.529331 del
>>529328
Make sure you record it for us


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:46:55 [Preview] No.529332 del
>>529329
Punch him in the dick anyway.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:47:10 [Preview] No.529333 del
At the local


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:48:43 [Preview] No.529334 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:50:48 [Preview] No.529335 del
>>529333
Nice and early. Based


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:50:57 [Preview] No.529336 del
>>529333
Can you please get some onion rings, an antipasto platter, a dozen bbq wings, a parmi (no ham) and 8 pints of green top. Put $250 through Indian Dreaming too and get the free games.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:53:14 [Preview] No.529337 del
since when was the bo such a reddit tier janny


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 03:54:07 [Preview] No.529338 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:00:13 [Preview] No.529339 del
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An attempt was made to GOAD the BO.
But the BO was not GOADed.

The NEETs could learn from this exmple


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:01:39 [Preview] No.529340 del
>>529329
The fuck are you even rambling on about? You're too light-handed sometimes. Especially on those who doxx info about NEETs that IS NOT publicly available.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:03:39 [Preview] No.529341 del
>>529319
Did you just say your going to delete the catalogue again?

and the neets just accept it. The neets are very stupid.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:05:54 [Preview] No.529342 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7NXgqrXvnzU [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:06:21 [Preview] No.529343 del
>>529339
Have a (you)


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:06:54 [Preview] No.529344 del
>>529341
It's the only way


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:10:09 [Preview] No.529345 del
>>529341
shut up chinese filth


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:16:47 [Preview] No.529346 del
Too tired to wank


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:18:43 [Preview] No.529347 del
>>529346
Do you want a hand?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:21:23 [Preview] No.529348 del
>>529347
Depends how pretty it is


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:21:58 [Preview] No.529349 del
>>529346
On a warm summer's evening
On a train bound for nowhere
I met up with the Wombler
We were both too tired to wank
So we took turns a-starin'
Out the window at the darkness
The boredom overtook us
And he began to speak


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:22:12 [Preview] No.529350 del
>>529345
NO! ME NOT CHINEESE ME FROM GLORIOUS NATIONALIST REPUBLIC OF TAIAWAN! YOU SHUT UP WHITE DEVIL!


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:22:33 [Preview] No.529351 del
>>529349
He said, "NEET, I've made a life
Out of readin' people's faces
Knowin' where the pies were
By the way they held their eyes


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:23:16 [Preview] No.529352 del
>>529351
So if you don't mind my sayin'
I can see you're out of bacon
For a taste of your whiskey
I'll give you some advice"


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:24:08 [Preview] No.529353 del
>>529352
So I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a custard tart
And asked me if I'm tight


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:25:49 [Preview] No.529354 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:26:33 [Preview] No.529355 del
>>529353
And the night got deathly quiet
And his face lost all expression
Said, "If you're gonna eat the pies, boy
You gotta learn to eat them right


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:26:52 [Preview] No.529356 del
Any given second he can go mad postal


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:27:10 [Preview] No.529357 del
>>529349
He said NEET I've made a life out of snooping stinky anus


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:29:29 [Preview] No.529358 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NFX-qGqs-qE [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:29:38 [Preview] No.529359 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:30:13 [Preview] No.529360 del
big NEET rods


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:30:15 [Preview] No.529361 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:31:14 [Preview] No.529362 del
the chorus aint droppin


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:31:19 [Preview] No.529363 del
>>529360
Well used neet tackle


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:35:31 [Preview] No.529364 del
wonder if monks back on the standards


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:36:35 [Preview] No.529365 del
Just had a wank. Almost nothing came out again. I think I need to take some zinc tablets or something.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:37:28 [Preview] No.529366 del
She's so fucking hot Sperg. I just want to get to know her better.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:38:03 [Preview] No.529367 del
>>529365
You can have some of mime if you want


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:38:07 [Preview] No.529368 del
Congrats on the new place caravanNEET,did you get a new name?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:38:26 [Preview] No.529369 del
>>529358
I wonder if it came pre-spooled?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:39:01 [Preview] No.529370 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:39:29 [Preview] No.529371 del
>>529365
Have you tried hitting it with a stick?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:39:50 [Preview] No.529372 del
>>529369
The ones here don't. They may do it for dumb pajeets though.
BCF has a spooling machine. I watched them do it for a guy with one arm last month.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:41:37 [Preview] No.529373 del
>>529367
Thanks I’ll need it.
>>529368
Nah I didn’t. Someone said my name isn’t allowed to change. I don’t even know what my new name would be. I kinda like caravan.
>>529371
I’ll try now.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:43:28 [Preview] No.529374 del
>>529370
JealousNEET


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:45:01 [Preview] No.529375 del
>>529374
What will he do to them with that rope?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:45:51 [Preview] No.529376 del
>>529375
help them do what they do best
choke


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:46:13 [Preview] No.529377 del
>>529364
Second longneck at the local. Gonna drink at that homecoming party tonight and probably get stuck into the coke and choof and maybe a pinger if they’re around


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:46:58 [Preview] No.529378 del
>>529372
Just sayin cause Weber fucked up on a another reel.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:47:04 [Preview] No.529379 del
I realised something strange the other day.
The three places I have lived for a long time have all had a nice old lady called Sue who lives nearby that I end up chatting to.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:47:33 [Preview] No.529380 del
>>529377
You have ruined your chances at that new job.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:47:42 [Preview] No.529381 del
>>529377
t.Jobless by Monday


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:47:56 [Preview] No.529382 del
>>529377
Wagon sunday though?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:48:20 [Preview] No.529383 del
>>529379
One day you'll meet God and complain you never got a root and he'll say "I sent you three ladies named Sue"


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:48:24 [Preview] No.529384 del
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Is it boy or girl?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:48:39 [Preview] No.529385 del
>>529378
He did not you liar,Webby does not make mistakes, he makes things happen.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:49:11 [Preview] No.529386 del
>>529383
>tfw no elderly gf


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:49:40 [Preview] No.529387 del
>>529378
Weber routinely recognises, remediates, and declares his fuck ups.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:50:20 [Preview] No.529388 del
>>529384
I think it's an alien/human hybrid.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:50:28 [Preview] No.529389 del
>>529382
Yes
Another 3 week sprint, at least


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:51:05 [Preview] No.529390 del
>>529387
>declares
reports would have made for better alliteration


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:53:13 [Preview] No.529391 del
Face it Beau, this thread is basically an invitation to anyone who wishes to walk all over you without consequence.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:53:17 [Preview] No.529392 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:54:28 [Preview] No.529393 del
>>529392
that's like $12 aud at present rates


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:56:02 [Preview] No.529394 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:56:11 [Preview] No.529395 del
>>529391
It could just be an invitiation to have sex with him.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 04:56:32 [Preview] No.529396 del
>>529394
not very good value


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:02:19 [Preview] No.529397 del
>>529396
Just considering options for tonight's feed


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:02:33 [Preview] No.529398 del
>>529394
I was tempted to buy something similar from Maccas the other night but didn't see it advertised on the drive-thru menu so didn't bother asking.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:02:55 [Preview] No.529399 del
Having two (2) cheese and tomato sandwiches and an apple.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:04:45 [Preview] No.529400 del
Weber did you see they are building a Hungry Jacks near Motherbat?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:04:52 [Preview] No.529401 del
>>529399
>>529396
Gar superma>>529399
Pink Lady?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:05:09 [Preview] No.529402 del
>>529401
granny smith


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:05:18 [Preview] No.529403 del
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>>529397
if I get HJs, I usually get a double whomper with cheese combo large, and a grilled chicken burger, and a sundae


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:07:22 [Preview] No.529404 del
>>529400
Yes, along with a second On The Run, which will destroy the independent servo across the road from it that has been there for years.
There's also a Drakes/X Convenience going in on the corner opposite the existing On The Run by the big roundabout.
Nobody seems to know why a town with a population of 5000 requires 7 servos within 2km of each other


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:08:16 [Preview] No.529405 del
>>529403
I fucked up this post. I had added that image to what was going to be a 3 image post, but then I saw that other NEETs post and replied to it.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:08:51 [Preview] No.529406 del
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This post would have been: These are a few of my favourite things.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:10:13 [Preview] No.529407 del
>>529404
>Nobody seems to know why a town with a population of 5000 requires 7 servos within 2km of each other
All running the exact same pricing and providing zero competition.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:12:14 [Preview] No.529408 del
>>529406
It would have been a fine post


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:12:21 [Preview] No.529409 del
A gay NEET just knocked on my door and gave me some rope.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:12:48 [Preview] No.529410 del
>>529409
Is that a euphemism?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:12:52 [Preview] No.529411 del
>>529408
Thank you, NEET. I am sorry I failed to deliver.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:13:07 [Preview] No.529412 del
>>529408
It's a pity he fucked it up, now we shall never get to see it.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:13:09 [Preview] No.529413 del
>>529391
That's his thing as long as you use the rope as well.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:14:09 [Preview] No.529414 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:14:39 [Preview] No.529415 del
>>529404
Is the X convenience going to do boigs?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:15:01 [Preview] No.529416 del
>>529414
A depressing post.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:15:19 [Preview] No.529417 del
>>529415
Dunno.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:15:23 [Preview] No.529418 del
>>529414
Thats fake the real country doesn't have a volume control.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:15:46 [Preview] No.529419 del
>>529409
Thick?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:16:19 [Preview] No.529420 del
>>529413
He is into CBT.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:16:26 [Preview] No.529421 del
>>529406
What’s the source of that Ana de armas photo?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:16:28 [Preview] No.529422 del
stop calling me at midnight please


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:17:09 [Preview] No.529423 del
>>529422
Hey at midnight please, how's it going mate?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:17:09 [Preview] No.529424 del
loaf of bread
block of cheese
few tomatoes
jar of olives
box of crackers
apples and pears

the neet community picnic is well underway, we're all having a great time out here


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:18:04 [Preview] No.529425 del
>>529424
Why wasn’t I invited?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:18:15 [Preview] No.529426 del
>>529424
Only till Possum notices you forgot to bring garlic bread


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:18:46 [Preview] No.529427 del
>>529421
I think it was one of the threads on the 4chan wallpaper board. Pretty girls or something like that.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:19:03 [Preview] No.529428 del
>>529422
Captain Midnight


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:19:25 [Preview] No.529429 del
>>529414
Idyllic


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:19:40 [Preview] No.529430 del
>>529428
Was he the guy who put sheepskin on his shoes to fool the boong trackers?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:20:27 [Preview] No.529431 del
>>529430
Dunno. I'm not up bigly on bush ranger lore.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:21:22 [Preview] No.529432 del
Do you reckon boongs can still track, or are they just LARPing now?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:22:17 [Preview] No.529433 del
>>529432
There's still one or two OGs, but they'd be nearing retirement age.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:22:22 [Preview] No.529434 del
>>529432
Boongs can track down a KFC store from 3 suburbs away.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:22:57 [Preview] No.529435 del
>>529425
you were on the list but then the government identified you as an "at-risk" individual and asked that we exclude you


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:24:24 [Preview] No.529436 del
I read that going walkabout was often a way of coping with grief when a relative died because they can't talk about them.
It makes a lot of sense,wander off till you've dealt with the loss so you don't go mad on the tribe.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:24:44 [Preview] No.529437 del
What I love about Tiffo is how he deleted almost 3 thousand posts just to protect his arse after I EXPOSED him. Funny, innit...


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:25:51 [Preview] No.529438 del
>>529424
You forgot to mention bottled goon, which is how I know you're lying and the fancy, good home NEETs aren't present.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:26:40 [Preview] No.529439 del
>>529436
Now they just wander down to Dan


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:27:03 [Preview] No.529440 del
>>529438
The bad home NEETs are stuffing all the apples and pears up each others bums.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:27:47 [Preview] No.529442 del
>>529437
What was exposed?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:28:27 [Preview] No.529443 del
>>529442
His arse I think.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:29:47 [Preview] No.529444 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:30:15 [Preview] No.529445 del
neets clogging up the forums over there at four chan


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:30:58 [Preview] No.529446 del
>>529442
Nothing big, just his pedo tendencies...


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:31:44 [Preview] No.529447 del
>>529445
do they have a fishing board?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:33:58 [Preview] No.529448 del
>>529447
Fishing threads on /out/


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:33:59 [Preview] No.529449 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:35:09 [Preview] No.529450 del
>>529448
too much posts there
big fella make fishing threat on kc


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:35:30 [Preview] No.529451 del
*please


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:36:28 [Preview] No.529452 del
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>>529432
Don't worry cuz, I'll find that goon bag.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:37:05 [Preview] No.529453 del
*thank you


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:39:58 [Preview] No.529454 del
>>529449
Surfin the Kali Yuga since 2011


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:40:43 [Preview] No.529455 del
shit on my chest


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:40:49 [Preview] No.529456 del
>never get to sit in a tinnie with cruisey, weber, and possum catching fish
>possum mentioning it's "getting dark soon" with increasing frequency


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:42:10 [Preview] No.529457 del
>cruisey's misso dipping the filleted fish pieces in egg and flour and frying them up
>possum complaining it's cold outside


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:42:47 [Preview] No.529458 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:44:09 [Preview] No.529459 del
>webber flicking a three hundred gram sinker into a front window six houses down and giggling
>possum hiding under the bed when the police drive down the street


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:46:17 [Preview] No.529460 del
>cruisey getting too choofed and eating all the fish
>webber and possum beat him with the fishing poles in revenge


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:47:44 [Preview] No.529461 del
I'm sorry. I wish I was a better person.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:48:13 [Preview] No.529462 del
Think I'll gar IGA for steak tartar ingredients.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:48:44 [Preview] No.529463 del
>>529461
Stop wishing and start doing.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:49:05 [Preview] No.529464 del
>>529461
I forgive you.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:49:09 [Preview] No.529465 del
>>529462
>steak tartar
you do know commercial mince is unsafe to eat raw, right?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:51:29 [Preview] No.529466 del
Weber wore a "Anti-Zionist Social Club" tshirt to the gun club once


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:53:25 [Preview] No.529467 del
>>529466
wore a swastika tshirt to air rifle and a st george cross to a field rifle match once
unfortunately gun clubs still have boomers and leftards


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:55:27 [Preview] No.529468 del
>>529467
You're old enough to get called a boomer aren't you?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:55:56 [Preview] No.529469 del
>>529468
by little fucktards, yeah
I mean actual 70+ boomers


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:56:14 [Preview] No.529470 del
>>529469
Ah, gotcha, real boomers.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:56:57 [Preview] No.529471 del
>>529470
their belief in the holobunga is unshakeable


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:57:37 [Preview] No.529472 del
>>529465
No shit. I'll mince a steak at home.
You'd probably garn say the same thing about commercial chicken egg yolks.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:58:19 [Preview] No.529473 del
>>529472
Not at all, was just worried you were going to empty a tray of mince on a plate and crack an egg and bog in


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:59:23 [Preview] No.529474 del
I FUCKING LOVE YOU WEBER


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 05:59:50 [Preview] No.529475 del
>>529474
thanks, nigga
you're alright when you're not being antagonistic


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:00:08 [Preview] No.529476 del
>tfw no eggymince


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:01:24 [Preview] No.529477 del
I do not love Weber but I would buy him a pint if we were in the same pub.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:01:28 [Preview] No.529478 del
>>529458
This post lacks (you)


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:02:08 [Preview] No.529479 del
>>529474
>>529475
Comfy and frenpilled


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:02:09 [Preview] No.529480 del
>eggymince
welcome to ausneets


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:02:34 [Preview] No.529481 del
>>529478
If only it was real


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:02:44 [Preview] No.529482 del
Like a brown snake.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:03:29 [Preview] No.529483 del
>>529478
thankee kindly kind NEET


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:04:06 [Preview] No.529484 del
Weber went on a trip to Jerusalem and made a post about the harmony between Christians Jews and Muslims on LinkedIn once


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:04:15 [Preview] No.529485 del
>>529482
thy name is cruisey


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:05:24 [Preview] No.529486 del
>>529477
How would you know though?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:06:04 [Preview] No.529487 del
>>529486
Theres only so many executives in a room


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:06:06 [Preview] No.529488 del
>>529486
I would recognise his aroma from his posts.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:06:54 [Preview] No.529489 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:07:42 [Preview] No.529490 del
>>529486
He'd be berating a lovely old granny and telling her what she could have off the menu.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:08:01 [Preview] No.529491 del
neet executives identify each other by the smell of their crotches. This is why rubber pants are so important at council meetings.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:08:42 [Preview] No.529492 del
>>529489
Based.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:09:02 [Preview] No.529493 del
Skellies don't really care who each other are,their hunger is too all consuming for other thoughts.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:11:18 [Preview] No.529494 del
Might join the navy


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:15:41 [Preview] No.529495 del
>>529494
ya like seamen?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:15:55 [Preview] No.529496 del
(162.81 KB 828x827 put ur dick in it.jpg)


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:18:58 [Preview] No.529499 del
daaaaaamn this shits bussin fr fr no 🧢


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:19:12 [Preview] No.529500 del
I think some neet posts may have more than one meaning

Sent from my iPhone 11


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:19:43 [Preview] No.529501 del
>>529498
No one but this NEET look.
1234password


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:20:31 [Preview] No.529502 del
>>529501
Thank you


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:23:28 [Preview] No.529503 del
What's for dinner tonight fellas?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:23:44 [Preview] No.529504 del
>>529503
Chicken chasseur and apple pie


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:24:02 [Preview] No.529505 del
>>529503
Fush&chups


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:24:21 [Preview] No.529506 del
What happened


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:25:04 [Preview] No.529507 del
Nothing


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:25:12 [Preview] No.529508 del
>>529506
You had to be there.
>>529504
>Chicken chasseur
Sounds fancy
>apple pie
Fuck it.
>>529505
>Fush&chups
With chicken salt?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:25:15 [Preview] No.529509 del
>>529506
That depends,what level is your NEET security clearance?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:25:36 [Preview] No.529510 del
>>529508
> chucken salt
Of course.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:25:50 [Preview] No.529511 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:26:04 [Preview] No.529512 del
>>529508
>Fuck it.
fuck you


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:26:41 [Preview] No.529513 del
>>529508
>Fuck it
D..does this mean that the BO is an apple pie?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:26:59 [Preview] No.529514 del
Got DOOM on again


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:27:15 [Preview] No.529515 del
>>529512
Before or after you fuck the apple pie?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:28:36 [Preview] No.529516 del
I need to chop up veggies for the soup, but I'm slack. I might have another sleep then prepare the soup and keep it on low in the slow cooker all night.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:29:20 [Preview] No.529517 del
>>529493
What did he mean by this?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:29:51 [Preview] No.529518 del
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lots of bums


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:29:57 [Preview] No.529519 del
>>529516
Put all the veggies in a pillowcase and bash it against the wall.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:30:28 [Preview] No.529520 del
>>529519
drive the car over it


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:31:35 [Preview] No.529521 del
lol boss texted me asking me to look at work email
replied nah


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:31:56 [Preview] No.529522 del
>>529516
Chop it you slack cunt.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:32:38 [Preview] No.529523 del
>>529522
another year or so and this will qualify as old skool banter


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:32:51 [Preview] No.529524 del
>>529516
What kind of soup?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:33:52 [Preview] No.529525 del
>>529521
why reply at all?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:34:32 [Preview] No.529526 del
>>529525
because i'm at the point where i not only don't care but like to let them know it


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:34:54 [Preview] No.529527 del
>>529517
That Execs are infinetly more civilised than skellies.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:35:05 [Preview] No.529528 del
>>529521
Good job


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:35:30 [Preview] No.529529 del
>>529526
Send your boss a pic of your arse.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:37:21 [Preview] No.529530 del
tell your boss you sent a screenshot of his message to your group chat and we're all laughing at him


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:37:34 [Preview] No.529531 del
>>529529
I'm not trying to be antagonistic.
I did startup, on-call, fucking whatever bullshit when I was younger.
Now I just want to get paid what I'm worth and do nothing outside 9-5 Monday to Friday.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:38:15 [Preview] No.529532 del
>>529531
>and do nothing outside 9-5
and ideally 7-3 is even better


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:40:06 [Preview] No.529533 del
(122.53 KB 600x536 Girls.jpg)


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:41:07 [Preview] No.529534 del
>>529531
All good mate, no argument from me there.
If you let them fuck you they will fuck you over and over.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:42:55 [Preview] No.529535 del
imagine being named geoffrey


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:43:02 [Preview] No.529536 del
>>529534
Yes. This is a hard lesson to learn.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:43:33 [Preview] No.529537 del
>>529535
I would take up archery.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:45:45 [Preview] No.529539 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:46:04 [Preview] No.529540 del
>>529538
John Howard is a treasonous cunt.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:46:55 [Preview] No.529541 del
My conspiracy nutter mate has gotten bored with 9/11 and covid and moved onto the moonlanding and space ships being fake.
I do not think I like this development.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:48:11 [Preview] No.529542 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:48:12 [Preview] No.529543 del
>>529541
At least 9/11 and Covid conspiracies have a lot of truth in them. You should watch some conspiracy ice(((berg))) videos and use them as fuel for his schizo rants.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:48:16 [Preview] No.529544 del
>>529540
Bloody good dj though


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:49:08 [Preview] No.529545 del
>>529543
Yeah, I could actually have a chat about them but it's a lot harder when he says it's all done with wires.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:49:10 [Preview] No.529546 del
>>529541
Which nameneet is he?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:49:46 [Preview] No.529547 del
>>529546
He's not a NEET he's a househusband and a redditor.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:50:46 [Preview] No.529548 del
>>529537
Outdatedly bantered.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:54:25 [Preview] No.529549 del
I keep hitting the refresh button, but no new posts appear


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:54:25 [Preview] No.529550 del
Arnie stream starts in 2 hours
Until then The Huntsman talks shit. Or anything else I find.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:54:57 [Preview] No.529551 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:55:04 [Preview] No.529552 del
>>529542
Kek, I almost missed that.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:56:35 [Preview] No.529553 del
>>529547
No wonder he's losing his sanity


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:57:07 [Preview] No.529554 del
>>529549
We're all posting in the secret gen


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 06:57:26 [Preview] No.529555 del
I was about to ask if NEET Culture and Gun Culture clashed which would Weber side with.
But then I realised we'd all get shot and he would side with the winners obviously.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:00:32 [Preview] No.529556 del
>>529555
I'm not actually a massive proponent of gun culture.
I think they should be available to every sane man of age and relatively free from restriction, but I'm not a big fan of the seppo cosplay/larp gun culture.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:01:44 [Preview] No.529557 del
>>529556
People in the past seemed to make gun ownership work without much trouble.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:01:44 [Preview] No.529558 del
5pm
good work on the posting today neets
see you all tomorrow


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:02:44 [Preview] No.529559 del
>>529558
Do your overtime.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:03:56 [Preview] No.529560 del
>>529557
My old man and his old man regarded them purely as tools.
I'm sure most well adjusted seppos previously regarded them the same way, and recognised their role in overthrowing the British.
Modern issues are probably a side effect of disfunctional families and people literally having too much time on their hands.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:06:25 [Preview] No.529561 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:07:44 [Preview] No.529562 del
>>529561
Well Pepe'd.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:08:13 [Preview] No.529563 del
>>529558
Hey NEET can you check your Neet Gen email?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:09:39 [Preview] No.529564 del
>>529563
sensiblechuckle.jpg


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:11:23 [Preview] No.529565 del
>>529551
Hmm? There's an outdoors thread.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:11:54 [Preview] No.529566 del
I'm wearing a beanie


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:12:46 [Preview] No.529567 del
I am not wearing a beanie but I do own one


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:13:21 [Preview] No.529568 del
>>529492
You are Based for calling me Based


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:14:40 [Preview] No.529569 del
>>529560
>regarded them purely as tools
That's the way i think,treat them like any other dangerous machinery.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:15:34 [Preview] No.529570 del
I am not wearing pants


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:16:17 [Preview] No.529571 del
I am wearing his pants


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:18:34 [Preview] No.529572 del
>>529570
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:18:59 [Preview] No.529573 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:20:14 [Preview] No.529574 del
>>529572
It only shows for the special neets


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:20:24 [Preview] No.529575 del
>>529572
cheeky neet


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:21:02 [Preview] No.529576 del
>>529565
I understand


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:22:13 [Preview] No.529577 del
>>529565
I went outdoors once.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:22:18 [Preview] No.529578 del
(3.03 MB 4160x3120 IMG_20220528_170829.jpg)
Well I'm back. YES I'M BACK.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:23:04 [Preview] No.529579 del
>>529578
Hi Back


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:23:33 [Preview] No.529580 del
>>529578
gyermek ragadozó


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:26:41 [Preview] No.529581 del
>>529578
Based.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:26:54 [Preview] No.529582 del
(122.02 KB 427x253 a.png)
>>529561
gift from PCNEET to mobileNEET


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:27:11 [Preview] No.529583 del
>>529578
Beyond based.
DEBASED


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:28:04 [Preview] No.529584 del
>>529583
That's how Diogenese got sold into slavery.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:28:51 [Preview] No.529585 del
>>529582
If one of the good neets could animated this into a gif that would be great


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:29:08 [Preview] No.529586 del
>>529568
So you had your flags deleted but immediately latched onto another one.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:29:28 [Preview] No.529587 del
>>529584
>gets busted for fucking with currency
>invents a philosophy based on poverty being good


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:30:02 [Preview] No.529588 del
>>529585
Yeah, I was wishing for such skills when I did the other one.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:31:30 [Preview] No.529589 del
>>529578
Lel it went to DOGSHIT BEACH!


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:32:38 [Preview] No.529590 del
>>529589
Based.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:32:49 [Preview] No.529591 del
Cluck.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:33:26 [Preview] No.529592 del
>>529590
Based.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:34:35 [Preview] No.529593 del
Are humans allowed to poo at dogshit beach?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:35:12 [Preview] No.529594 del
>>529586
If you didn’t realise we scrubbed the old threads and the flags so as not to leave trace for what happens to you next Stanley.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:35:49 [Preview] No.529595 del
BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:36:44 [Preview] No.529596 del
>>529503
Gourmet Supreme pizza


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:36:50 [Preview] No.529597 del
>>529594
I'm not Stanley, you fucking idiot.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:37:06 [Preview] No.529598 del
Listening to Death Grips


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:37:34 [Preview] No.529599 del
>>529598
Isn't that a wanking thing?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:38:50 [Preview] No.529600 del
>>529597
Fuckoff yes you are you don't fool me.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:39:48 [Preview] No.529601 del
>>529599
Only if you're gripping the balls while doing it.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:39:57 [Preview] No.529602 del
>>529595
I have just spent the last 10 minutes trying to translate this into morse code and it doesn't work so I hate you now
unless I'm a dum dum then sorry


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:40:54 [Preview] No.529603 del
>>529593
Yes, if you bring a bag to pick it up.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:41:50 [Preview] No.529604 del
>>529603
Imagine how much pajeet would laugh to see this


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:43:13 [Preview] No.529605 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:43:17 [Preview] No.529606 del
Remember moofie night starts 1900 AEST, 1700 AWST , 1830 ACST
We need a good turn out


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:44:14 [Preview] No.529607 del
>>529604
If you do it like they do in the waves, just claim the waves stole it from you. No need to pick it up.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:44:24 [Preview] No.529608 del
>>529606
Why do you need a good turn out?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:45:05 [Preview] No.529609 del
>>529608
the more the merrier


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:45:55 [Preview] No.529610 del
>>529609
Who is on clean up duty?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:46:48 [Preview] No.529611 del
>>529610
You IIRC. I'll try not to spill too much popcorn.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:47:53 [Preview] No.529612 del
(51.69 KB 481x247 LolSir.jpg)


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:48:33 [Preview] No.529613 del
Some neets have selective hearing


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:49:59 [Preview] No.529614 del
Did someone say something?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:52:06 [Preview] No.529615 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:52:53 [Preview] No.529616 del
>>529615
Which means yes.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:54:08 [Preview] No.529617 del
Taylors one GIANT leap CABERNET SAUVIGNON CLARE VALLEY 2018 is shit


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:56:04 [Preview] No.529618 del
>>529617
webby?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:56:39 [Preview] No.529619 del
>>529587
It's funny though because inflation was recognized as an issue even before Christ.
You couldn't stop the government minting coins that didn't hold their face value, then forcing people to use them.
Then sending the troops to invade people and steal their shit to make up the deficit, reasoning either the troops died unpaid or they brought back enough shit to pay themselves.

first republic best republic.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:57:03 [Preview] No.529621 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:57:48 [Preview] No.529622 del
Are you not entertained? Is this not why you're here?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:58:26 [Preview] No.529623 del
>>529621
Do you have any other booze?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 07:59:16 [Preview] No.529624 del
>>529623
I had 14.4 standards worth of cider before dinner. Motherbat picked this bottle of red from the five or six she had in the cupboard.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:01:23 [Preview] No.529625 del
Been to two supermarkets. No homebrand bleach, white vinegar or paper towels. Get some if you can. Tissues seem to be in shorter supply than toilet paper. Once the next flu/monkey pox/Ukraine war food crisis hits it will all be gone. Get on it now, tinned fruits/veg/beans/tuna, pasta/rice. And perhaps a couple jugs spring water or start storing tap water in jugs.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:02:25 [Preview] No.529626 del
>>529430
Also a closet homosexual


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:02:50 [Preview] No.529627 del
>>529600
Hey fuckstick, I'm still waiting for you at Stumers


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:03:03 [Preview] No.529628 del
>>529432
It's taught, not innate.. So no.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:03:17 [Preview] No.529629 del
making another sweet potato curry.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:04:28 [Preview] No.529630 del
>>529597
Well then identify yourself coward NEET. You sound like CowardNeet. It has a nice ring to it CowardNEET.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:05:38 [Preview] No.529631 del
>>529630
You identified yourself as an fat bloated mess witht hat relection.
Should we call you Fatsoneet?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:06:02 [Preview] No.529632 del
>>529625
Can any neets confirm this? Was shopping briefly today, didn't notice anything different.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:07:11 [Preview] No.529633 del
Its the good old 'everyone is IGA' delusion it does to pretend the entire board laughs at its cringey attention whoring


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:07:13 [Preview] No.529634 del
>>529631
Bitch there's been too much rain I can't go outside that's why I got fat. You would too in that situation, any NEET would.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:07:44 [Preview] No.529635 del
>>529632
The toilet paper aisle at my woolies has been 90% bare for months now.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:08:10 [Preview] No.529636 del
>>529619
Coins didn't really come into existence until the 6th century BC. Empires and warfare was around long before that.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:08:16 [Preview] No.529637 del
Imagine believing you need to go outside to lose weight


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:09:04 [Preview] No.529638 del
>>529634
Bullshit buro
You go riding on that mobility scooter all the time. Just take a roadbike instead. You should stop eating all that junkfood like a pig. You don't even need to exercise to lose weight.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:10:26 [Preview] No.529639 del
>>529606
We also need some big, strong neets to keep the unruly neets from slum homes in line, and not talk during the moofie.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:11:15 [Preview] No.529640 del
We should have moofie night video chats


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:11:19 [Preview] No.529641 del
Got tim tams and popcorn for the moofie


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:11:53 [Preview] No.529642 del
>>529640
That would ruin the anonymity


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:12:27 [Preview] No.529643 del
>>529641
I got some cheese + bacon balls, and lolly gobble bliss bombs. Gonna bulk up, then cut, so I can be like arnie.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:13:35 [Preview] No.529644 del
>its too fat to ride a real bike


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:13:42 [Preview] No.529645 del
>>529642
We should get those real time anime girls avatars instead of real video streams of our faces.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:14:21 [Preview] No.529646 del
>>529645
Everybody would end up wanking


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:16:13 [Preview] No.529647 del
Listening to the Velvet Underground and thinking about smoking opium with crusie dog


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:16:31 [Preview] No.529648 del
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>>529646
That doesn't sound so bad
Use a spoiler next time


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:17:25 [Preview] No.529649 del
>>529644
You just gotta find the right kind of bike


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:18:43 [Preview] No.529650 del
>>529647
That doesn't sound so bad


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:19:17 [Preview] No.529651 del
Lmao. Told him I was waiting. Doesn't reply. Pussy.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:22:13 [Preview] No.529652 del
Quit being such a pussy PNN


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:22:21 [Preview] No.529653 del
>>529646
I wonder when omegle will just consist of obese neckbeards using whole body deep fake tech to make themselves look like teenage qts.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:24:06 [Preview] No.529654 del
>>529633
I like how it doesn't even deny being fat any more.
Just wait, it will start samefagging really obviously in a minute.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:24:26 [Preview] No.529655 del
>>529634
You said it was because you hurt your arm.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:24:47 [Preview] No.529656 del
>>529591
Silence!


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:25:13 [Preview] No.529657 del
>>529649
Me on the left.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:26:03 [Preview] No.529658 del
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>>529606
Remember neets.
35 minutes remaining.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:26:18 [Preview] No.529659 del
>>529657
You hitting that qt in the pink dress?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:26:41 [Preview] No.529660 del
>>529638
> Implying I don't pedal 95% of the time


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:27:12 [Preview] No.529661 del
>>529655
Too many pills - it can't keep track of its own lies.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:27:51 [Preview] No.529662 del
>>529660
lmao youre a fat sack of shit
lay off the mexican and maybe go outside (yes, even if its raining, lmfao)


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:28:00 [Preview] No.529663 del
>>529661
He needs to hire loreNEET as a consultant.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:28:35 [Preview] No.529664 del
>>529630
Why'd you respond to me a second time almost 40 minutes later? I'm not an attention seeker like you, calm down.
>>529634
Yes, I'm sure us receiving above average rainfall of late is the reason you've been gaining weight over the past year.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:28:37 [Preview] No.529665 del
Weber is fat and universally adored.
Neets despise you, yes, but we don't hate you because you are fat, we hate you because you are a hypocrite about it.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:29:33 [Preview] No.529666 del
Talked Motherbat into doing Scotland and Ireland next year.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:29:37 [Preview] No.529667 del
>>529630
>CowardNeet
The first rule of forcing a meme is "Don't be recognised as trying to force a meme". You've fucked up big time fatso.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:29:51 [Preview] No.529668 del
>>529665
*is an Exec and is universally adored


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:29:59 [Preview] No.529669 del
>>529659
Tried to but she just laughed and called me a fattie.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:30:42 [Preview] No.529670 del
I would perform the most vile sex acts for Beau if it meant getting a "nuro" --> "fatso" wordfilter.
He is too neutral though.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:30:58 [Preview] No.529671 del
>>529666
What will you do there?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:31:00 [Preview] No.529672 del
>>529669
Bitches mate,fucking bitches.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:31:02 [Preview] No.529673 del
>>529666
It will be a good trip for you do. I think it would be valuable doing an overseas trip while bat is still able.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:31:19 [Preview] No.529674 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:31:40 [Preview] No.529675 del
>>529670
I offered to fuck him hours ago and he hasn't replied.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:32:16 [Preview] No.529676 del
>>529671
Whatever she wants to do. I have told her to make a list of places she wants to see.

>>529673
>I think it would be valuable doing an overseas trip while bat is still able.
This is what I said. She doesn't have too many more years where her eyes and legs still work.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:32:16 [Preview] No.529677 del
>>529665
Weber is a good fella, that's one of the main differences.
>>529666
Anywhere specifically you're going to visit there? I'd love to visit the old castles.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:32:56 [Preview] No.529678 del
>>529666
That sounds like a good trip.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:33:58 [Preview] No.529679 del
>2023
>Scotland and Ireland suffer massive whisky shortages
>Experts baffled
>We don't know where it's all gone


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:34:32 [Preview] No.529680 del
>>529655
Wanking injuries are common among neets.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:34:47 [Preview] No.529681 del
>>529676
If I pay the shipping will you mail me back a crate of small Irish women?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:35:26 [Preview] No.529682 del
>>529680
He must have burned a lot of calories off that way beforehand.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:35:54 [Preview] No.529683 del
>>529677
That is sort of what I mean. Weber is a nice bloke and that is why we like him. A neet can have flaws, indeed we all do, but he has to be nice. Fatso isn't disliked for being fat and homeless, it is disliked for being so horrible to the neets.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:36:38 [Preview] No.529684 del
>>529679
It's all going to a good home.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:37:19 [Preview] No.529685 del
>>529681
We should go in on a bulk order for the discount.
I'll take the ones with black hair. You can have the filthy rangers.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:37:41 [Preview] No.529686 del
>>529685
>filthy rangers


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:37:48 [Preview] No.529687 del
Should've gone shopping and gotten neet treats. Alas, I did not.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:37:50 [Preview] No.529688 del
>>529677
>Anywhere specifically you're going to visit there? I'd love to visit the old castles.
We last visited in '92.
I know she wants to visit some Clan Campbell-relevant sites again. We did Glencoe last time as well as Argyll castle.
She's also into Outlander (TV show) so there might be some stuff related to that she wants to see.
I don't particularly care as long as I can see some whisky places.
I haven't been to Ireland before. Happy to see a bit of everything. We had a distant relative who was an Ulster Loyalist, so some of that might be interesting but contentious.
Told her I don't want to do a bus tour and would rather book our own itinerary and drive where we can.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:38:04 [Preview] No.529689 del
>>529685
Done deal.
If we get bored we can dye their hair and swap


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:38:30 [Preview] No.529690 del
>>529681
I'll try.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:38:42 [Preview] No.529691 del
>>529687
Do you have any treats at home?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:39:04 [Preview] No.529692 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:40:09 [Preview] No.529693 del
>>529691
Not really. I have some sultanas and that is it. I don't really buy chips, lollies or anything. I thought about getting some dip at Aldi the other day but they didn't have the one I wanted.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:41:18 [Preview] No.529694 del
>>529693
I used to like eating salted almonds with sultanas.
I might have to try that again.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:41:57 [Preview] No.529695 del
>>529694
Sounds like a nice combination. Saltiness and sweetness often go well together.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:42:16 [Preview] No.529696 del
Might have some warm weetbix with sultanas mixed in.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:43:54 [Preview] No.529697 del
>>529695
My folks used to get them from a strange wog place in town.
I liked going there as a kid because everything was in sacks around the place and it was a bit like a cowboy film.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:46:53 [Preview] No.529698 del
>>529676
> make a list of places
I would do a bit of research for the local bakeries because I'm sure you will find some excellent pies and sweets off the beaten path.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:47:54 [Preview] No.529699 del
>>529698
There is a photograph of 12 year old me eating a Cornish pasty in 1992 with a bunch of peas that I spat out at my feet.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:48:25 [Preview] No.529700 del
>>529688
> would rather book our own itinerary and drive where we can.
Yes that sounds like the best way.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:48:29 [Preview] No.529701 del
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Will we have a neet special forces unit at the neet compound?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:49:25 [Preview] No.529702 del
>>529701
The NEET council suited up.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:50:52 [Preview] No.529703 del
>>529625
The ABC is running some kind of scare campaign about mold.
Sounds stupid, but that's why.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:51:15 [Preview] No.529704 del
>>529701
I've always wanted to be a spec ops guy, but because of my corpulence it was never going to happen. The neet special forces will be open to all neets regardless of body size.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:52:10 [Preview] No.529705 del
>>529702
A formidable sight.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:52:23 [Preview] No.529706 del
>tfw back from the timeout
Point taken beau
>>529676
I'm sure she would love all the historical sites and seeing the landscapes.
>>529699
Your scanned photo didn't upload


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:54:12 [Preview] No.529707 del
>>529706
>I'm sure she would love all the historical sites and seeing the landscapes.
Yes.
I'd enjoy it too for the most part.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:57:01 [Preview] No.529708 del
Commando starts at any minute now.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:57:19 [Preview] No.529709 del
>>529706
You got a temp ban for this? >>529648 Good lord.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:57:57 [Preview] No.529710 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Get to the stream, now!


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 08:58:25 [Preview] No.529711 del
>>529709
You read the logs but are unsure?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:00:08 [Preview] No.529712 del
>>529711
It wasn't a question like that, more pointing out how ridiculous that is. Surely you could figure that out.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:00:27 [Preview] No.529713 del
>>529636
Diogenese was 400, BC dates are counted backwards so 400 is later than 600.

Anyway you can debase any fiat currency whether it be coins or the metal bars which pre-dated them.

Back then they had no idea about metallurgy and metals were honestly named after their color and hardness- so alloying (or accidentally alloying) could cause mass debasement.
Some Chinese scholar invented cupronickle and started minting millions of "silver" coins that made him wildly rich overnight.
Pewter was often mistaken for other things because the alloy value of tin was understood.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:00:58 [Preview] No.529714 del
>>529712
But it wasn't a question.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:01:13 [Preview] No.529715 del
>>529712
You were answering facetiously.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:01:52 [Preview] No.529716 del
>>529714
Or was it?.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:02:15 [Preview] No.529717 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:02:19 [Preview] No.529718 del
Back home with a Coles honey roast chook i'm about to devour


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:03:02 [Preview] No.529719 del
Then again, BO did delete pics of meat in the past.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:03:20 [Preview] No.529720 del
>>529717
No, just taking the piss out of your usual attempts to stir up trouble.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:03:24 [Preview] No.529721 del
>>529713
I disagree with this - touchstones were in use precisely because people did know about debasing the coinage


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:03:34 [Preview] No.529722 del
>>529719
But are you sure that happened?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:03:49 [Preview] No.529723 del
just opened the chilli garlic olives neeto


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:04:25 [Preview] No.529724 del
>Hi fellow NEETs, boy we sure all hate the BO don't we
>He's nasty he did [thing] recently!


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:04:27 [Preview] No.529725 del
>>529720
>your usual attempts to stir up trouble
Except I wasn't.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:05:02 [Preview] No.529726 del
>>529718
will you attend moofie night?
it just started


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:05:05 [Preview] No.529727 del
>>529724
Are you okay?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:05:41 [Preview] No.529728 del
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>>529722
I can't see any pictures of meat so it must have.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:05:43 [Preview] No.529729 del
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GET IN HERE LOSERS, WE'RE EXPERIENCING THE 80'S https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:05:52 [Preview] No.529730 del
>>529718
enjoy neet.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:06:36 [Preview] No.529731 del
>>529727
Yes I am fine, how about yourself?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:06:55 [Preview] No.529732 del
>>529731
I don't think you are.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:07:30 [Preview] No.529733 del
>>529732
Oh dear, your worry would worry me if I worried about such things.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:07:50 [Preview] No.529734 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=luJJBeCFeM0 [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:09:21 [Preview] No.529735 del
>>529734
> Knife party

SOON


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:09:44 [Preview] No.529736 del
>>529664
Hello CowardNEET this is your new name coward NEET
>>529667
HEY YO ! How’s it going COWARDNEET ??


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:10:42 [Preview] No.529737 del
I heard Nuro tried to stab one of the NEETs in the public toilet once.
There was no knife involved though.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:10:54 [Preview] No.529738 del
>>529718
You sound really poor and alone. I guess no likes you.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:11:09 [Preview] No.529739 del
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Seriously Nuro, fuck off with your bullshit for once.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:11:19 [Preview] No.529740 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:11:43 [Preview] No.529741 del
Too tough webby


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:13:12 [Preview] No.529742 del
>>529739
WOW an image ! Totally not photoshopable !


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:13:27 [Preview] No.529743 del
>>529737
Accurate It was sword


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:14:06 [Preview] No.529744 del
Currently phone posting from the toilet


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:14:33 [Preview] No.529745 del
>>529742
What a surprise, you made that argument.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:15:37 [Preview] No.529746 del
>>529739
Screenshots are so yesterday gramps no one cares about your drama gramps.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:17:10 [Preview] No.529747 del
>>529735
You sound like a Coward IGA. I bet you can’t even get it up you girly faggot !


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:17:39 [Preview] No.529748 del
>>529746
lol you're the one with dementia and fractured bones GRAMPS


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:18:16 [Preview] No.529749 del
>>529747
>I bet you can’t even get it up
nice projection there GRAMPS


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:18:37 [Preview] No.529750 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:20:11 [Preview] No.529751 del
>>529744
Disability?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:20:54 [Preview] No.529752 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:21:12 [Preview] No.529753 del
I give this spazzout 3/10.
Gay and unrealistic.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:21:29 [Preview] No.529754 del
>>529751
Depending on how violent the shit is he might end up disabled.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:22:13 [Preview] No.529755 del
>>529752
kek, well pepe'd


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:26:26 [Preview] No.529756 del
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>>529739
Hey M8, I know you got no mates and I feel a bit sorry for ya so why dont ya come prospecting with me outback. Just tell ya family your starting a new life and might not contact them for a while.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:27:54 [Preview] No.529758 del
>>529756
Stop being a prick.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:28:19 [Preview] No.529759 del
If the moon landings are fake would that NEET still hate the moon?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:30:16 [Preview] No.529760 del
>>529759
Because the moon is still real.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:31:50 [Preview] No.529761 del
>>529760
But she hasn't had any men on her, she's a virgin Moon.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:32:39 [Preview] No.529762 del
>>529761
I hate all women.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:34:08 [Preview] No.529763 del
>>529760
I have my doubts it is.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:37:03 [Preview] No.529764 del
Chicken was disappointing. Won't buy again. Stuffing was weird. IGA roasts rule them all!


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:37:53 [Preview] No.529765 del
>>529764
I'll stuff you.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:38:10 [Preview] No.529766 del
>>529730
thanks
>>529726
tried buy the vid wouldn't load with my shitty internet connection. Hope the rest of you have a good time.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:39:53 [Preview] No.529767 del
>>529765
Devoured both legs and thighs. Tore the tits apart to cool quicker before putting in fridge.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:40:21 [Preview] No.529768 del
>>529767
I'll put you in the fridge.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:41:52 [Preview] No.529769 del
>>529756
Hey FUCKWIT, why don't you stay on your shitty leper board talking to yourself??? This is best for all


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:43:30 [Preview] No.529770 del
(1.96 MB 1280x720 kekkers.webm)


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:44:36 [Preview] No.529772 del
>529747
kek, it forgot to switch flags.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:44:36 [Preview] No.529771 del
>>529763
If nobody has been there I think its a fake.
All cardboard and wire,just like Canberra.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:45:40 [Preview] No.529773 del
(2.75 MB 400x224 clownsiegeweapon.webm)


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:49:56 [Preview] No.529774 del
DEATH TO AMERICA RACE WAR NOW!!!!!!!!


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:51:17 [Preview] No.529775 del
>>529774
No... not yet...


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:51:39 [Preview] No.529776 del
>>529771
Now I can be that.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:51:57 [Preview] No.529777 del
>>529775
yes now


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:52:05 [Preview] No.529778 del
IGAY is autism level Gaslighting today.

Seriously, his cluster B personality trait is really shining. must be a full moon or something


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:52:08 [Preview] No.529779 del
*believe that


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:54:05 [Preview] No.529780 del
>>529778
>Gaslighting
Do you even know what that means?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:55:05 [Preview] No.529781 del
Numbo sure seems to know a lot about Cluster B and personality disorders.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:55:28 [Preview] No.529782 del
I'm a Cluster G


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:55:48 [Preview] No.529783 del
>>529782
Good cluster?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:55:58 [Preview] No.529784 del
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>>529774
The Boongs should invade America.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 09:57:19 [Preview] No.529785 del
>>529780
It's when you gas someone and then light the body on fire.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:00:09 [Preview] No.529786 del
I might have some chocolate.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:02:04 [Preview] No.529787 del
>>529786
Go for it NEET. You have my permission.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:02:09 [Preview] No.529788 del
>>529778
No one is impressed with your edgy pol terminology. Go post another 12 year old girl with your 'Good night, White' post...


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:03:39 [Preview] No.529789 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:04:53 [Preview] No.529790 del
>>529786
Do it.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:06:22 [Preview] No.529791 del
>>529790
I got kicked out of the theater after the scene where she kicked the dog because I nutted so hard I blasted the back of the guy's head in front of me and he stood up and started screaming


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:07:11 [Preview] No.529792 del
>>529766
Cheers mate. Hopefully you get a better connection in the future.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:07:40 [Preview] No.529793 del
>>529781
It will learn a new term and just spam it everywhere for a while.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:10:03 [Preview] No.529794 del
Cluster bee?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:10:30 [Preview] No.529795 del
>>529790
>>529787
It was the last of my birthday chocolate. I'm not going to eat again until at least 9am tomorrow, so that's almost 13 hours away. Then it'll just be my vegetable soup that's in the slow cooker now.
>>529524
Vegetable soup, sorry I got distracted and forgot to respond until now.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:12:19 [Preview] No.529796 del
>>529795
Birthday chocolate is outside normal rules.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:14:11 [Preview] No.529797 del
>>529794
buzz buzzz


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:14:14 [Preview] No.529798 del
>>529791
Good things don't always last.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:14:17 [Preview] No.529799 del
Fuck, can't watch moofie


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:16:18 [Preview] No.529800 del
>>529796
A normal block almost lasted me two weeks. Last year that would have lasted me an hour.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:16:31 [Preview] No.529801 del
>>529799
I just watched for 30 seconds and Arnie shot about 50 people


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:17:03 [Preview] No.529802 del
>>529800
That's bloody good progress.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:17:30 [Preview] No.529803 del
>>529800
You are doing well NEET.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:19:18 [Preview] No.529804 del
>>529801
Just a normal day in an American school.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:20:29 [Preview] No.529805 del
>>529804
John Connor was at that school.
We're all doomed now.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:21:25 [Preview] No.529806 del
Maybe that is what all these school shootings are about,time travelling terminators taking out the future best soldiers.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:23:25 [Preview] No.529807 del
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Hit the wall


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:23:35 [Preview] No.529808 del
How many times have you all watched Morbius so far?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:24:02 [Preview] No.529809 del
>>529801
Were any of them white?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:26:34 [Preview] No.529810 del
>>529809
No they seemed to be asian and maybe mexican


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:27:34 [Preview] No.529811 del
I wonder if fatso uses the toilet as a chair.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:28:29 [Preview] No.529812 del
>>529811
I wonder why you care.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:28:59 [Preview] No.529813 del
Ate too much curry.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:29:02 [Preview] No.529814 del
A toilet is better than a chair, you can multitask your sitting and pooing and posting all at once.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:29:05 [Preview] No.529815 del
>>529812
I need something to imagine when I wank


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:29:26 [Preview] No.529816 del
>>529814
Now this is shitposting


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:29:31 [Preview] No.529817 del
Goodnight. I need a good nights sleep so I have enough energy to hate women and minorities tomorrow.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:30:03 [Preview] No.529818 del
>>529813
How many garlic naan?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:30:25 [Preview] No.529819 del
>>529815
You know you've been on ausneets too long when you need to imagine Nuro doing a poo to have a wank.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:31:00 [Preview] No.529820 del
5 mins break then Predator
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:31:31 [Preview] No.529821 del
>>529817
G'night m8, I hope you only dream of men.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:31:50 [Preview] No.529822 del
>>529821
*white men


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:36:00 [Preview] No.529823 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:40:08 [Preview] No.529824 del
>>529820
Predator just started neetos, get in here


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:40:21 [Preview] No.529825 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:57:55 [Preview] No.529826 del
>>529665
Fuck you.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:58:31 [Preview] No.529827 del
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Steak was medium I usually like it rare but it was still good and it could have used some nice fresh green beans for a bit more colour.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:59:07 [Preview] No.529828 del
>>529827
Looks good NEETo.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 10:59:52 [Preview] No.529829 del
>>529827
Noice.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:04:26 [Preview] No.529831 del
>>529818
none, sweet potato and coconut curry.
>>529827
good job NEET


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:07:42 [Preview] No.529832 del
>>529830
Well salmon'd.
Well vocaroo'd.

>repeat manipulated bulge


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:08:11 [Preview] No.529833 del
>>529830
Looks good neet, reminds me I will have to get some fish next order.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:15:21 [Preview] No.529834 del
Its getting cold neetos. Just turned the heater on.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:18:48 [Preview] No.529835 del
>>529834
You should've gotten fat like nuro.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:19:16 [Preview] No.529836 del
>>529835
Needs more rain.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:20:40 [Preview] No.529837 del
>>529836
I wonder if its knees ache when it rains. It is both old enough and fat enough for that to be the case.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:25:16 [Preview] No.529838 del
>>529837
No more wizzzing
Woe


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:30:02 [Preview] No.529839 del
wonder how our boy monks night is going


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:31:20 [Preview] No.529840 del
>>529839
I no longer care about his goings on.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:33:56 [Preview] No.529841 del
>>529840
Deep in your heart you still care.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:36:18 [Preview] No.529842 del
>>529841
No. Monk is literal popping pills in Nuro's disabled toilet tier now.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:38:34 [Preview] No.529843 del
>>529842
That's probably where he is right now.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:47:31 [Preview] No.529844 del
I hope he is coked to the eyeballs and knee deep in boong poon.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:48:55 [Preview] No.529845 del
>>529844
He hasn't touched a woman in years. He is an incel.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:49:17 [Preview] No.529846 del
I hope he is boonged to the knees and eyeball deep in coke porn.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:49:50 [Preview] No.529847 del
Rocking out to Evie part I, II and III at the opera house.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:52:18 [Preview] No.529848 del
>>529845
He needs a milf to work it back to life.
A real depraved whore with no limits


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 11:57:16 [Preview] No.529849 del
>>529848
I could see Monk becoming a sub.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:00:19 [Preview] No.529850 del
>>529849
He would have a limit


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:01:56 [Preview] No.529851 del
The Stranger Things cast have all aged and it hasn't been pretty.
They should only have done one season.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:09:05 [Preview] No.529852 del
>>529850
Her boots would be licked cleaner then cleanstoves stove.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:10:40 [Preview] No.529853 del
>>529852
Monk is too tumescent to have satisfaction delayed. he wouldn't be a good sub.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:11:10 [Preview] No.529854 del
>>529852
Not just her boots


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:12:50 [Preview] No.529855 del
>>529853
He will learn to lick it.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:13:31 [Preview] No.529856 del
>>529853
She'd need to tie a knot in it


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:22:15 [Preview] No.529857 del
Thanks for watching.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:23:09 [Preview] No.529858 del
>>529857
Thanks for putting them on for us mate.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:23:13 [Preview] No.529859 del
The moofie night was tremendous. Woe to those who could have attended but didn't.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:23:53 [Preview] No.529860 del
We should watch Terminator next week


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:24:10 [Preview] No.529861 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:24:21 [Preview] No.529862 del
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>>529859
ABSOLUTE KINO MOVIE NIGHT. WELL DONE SHIBS!


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:24:24 [Preview] No.529863 del
I gave it a try but couldn't watch that awful film.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:24:29 [Preview] No.529864 del
>>529860
Not an Arnie film but I was thinking Blade would be a fitting film in terms of seriousness.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:25:19 [Preview] No.529865 del
>>529864
Blade was a lot better than it should have been, I'd be keen to see that again.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:25:29 [Preview] No.529866 del
>>529848
Good femdommes are expensive. He'd need a cloud engineer job to afford one.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:25:40 [Preview] No.529867 del
>>529863
You sir are a philistine.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:26:09 [Preview] No.529868 del
I'd like to have a movie night dedicated to the memory of Vangelis, with Blade Runner and maybe Chariots of Fire


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:26:13 [Preview] No.529869 del
>>529866
He could just become a paypig and save all the effort.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:26:21 [Preview] No.529870 del
>>529864
I agree.If shiibs can swing it, Blade would be a very good film for moofie night. We should definitely do a terminator night as well at some point. Just the first two would be great.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:26:57 [Preview] No.529871 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:27:10 [Preview] No.529872 del
>>529863
It was painful to watch how good the 80s were, and to know that you'd never be able to experience them.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:27:21 [Preview] No.529873 del
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>>529866
She will be freely available at the commune.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:28:51 [Preview] No.529874 del
>>529873
That middle picture is a very erotic shoe changing.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:29:02 [Preview] No.529875 del
>>529873
At the neet compound, we will have the twinkiest of neets cosplay as olive.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:29:55 [Preview] No.529876 del
>>529875
They can live in the Whore Pits.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:32:13 [Preview] No.529877 del
The soundtrack to Commando was done by James Horner, who most famously did Titanic


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:32:49 [Preview] No.529878 del
A Predator prequel is due out in August: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prey_(2022_film)


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:32:59 [Preview] No.529879 del
>>529877
He has done some great soundtracks. He did the land before time which was my favorite movie s a kid.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:33:41 [Preview] No.529880 del
>>529878
...and it's starring a fucking woman/american indian. Film discarded.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:33:46 [Preview] No.529881 del
>>529878
I would like to be wrong but I feel it would be shit. Most movies are these days.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:33:57 [Preview] No.529882 del
I torrented The Omega Man and Soylent Green last week and forgot to watch them.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:35:52 [Preview] No.529883 del
She is from the red FIFO tribe


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:36:57 [Preview] No.529884 del
>>529875
I have quite wide hips but a masculine face. I don't know where that places me.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:37:26 [Preview] No.529885 del
I wonder how many people Arnie has shot on screen in his whole career.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:38:15 [Preview] No.529886 del
>>529884
>where that places me
Face down.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:38:39 [Preview] No.529887 del
Why can't holywood make any decent moofies anymore? I mean I realise none of us pay for them anymore, but that hardly seems like an excuse.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:39:18 [Preview] No.529888 del
>>529887
They won't risk anything new and people keep paying to see remakes


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:39:42 [Preview] No.529889 del
Last movie I watched at the movies from many 'saints of newark' and it was fuggin woeful.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:40:04 [Preview] No.529890 del
>>529886
Well bantered.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:40:16 [Preview] No.529891 del
>>529884
That second photo is very lewd. Slutty olive.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:40:31 [Preview] No.529892 del
>>529889
Yeah that was awful.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:40:44 [Preview] No.529893 del
>>529885
and the racial demographics of them as well


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:41:26 [Preview] No.529894 del
What I was wondering about was how many films arnie dispatches the bad guy by dropping something on him. He does it in Predator and Twins. Any others?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:42:17 [Preview] No.529895 del
>>529893
%40 asian,30% mexican,20% white,10% black


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:45:02 [Preview] No.529896 del
Get a manager that you can Fuck your way to the top with


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:45:54 [Preview] No.529897 del
>>529891
Olive has always been a bit of a slut. Shy girls are often like that.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:46:02 [Preview] No.529898 del
>>529895
Worthy of a dicking


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:46:06 [Preview] No.529899 del
>>529896
UMMPTY Ltd new slogan?


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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:47:02 [Preview] No.529901 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:47:18 [Preview] No.529902 del
>>529899
Wonder if buro slept his way into his start at the workshop.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:48:17 [Preview] No.529903 del
>>529899
Didn't read the post
I want some sweet Afghanistan timid hijab I queend


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:49:39 [Preview] No.529904 del
>>529903
that could be arranged at the commune


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:49:43 [Preview] No.529905 del
>>529903
>Didn't read the post
YOU MUST READ THE POST
DO IT NOW


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:50:31 [Preview] No.529907 del
What sort of NEET replies to a post he doesn't read?
A bad home NEET.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:51:02 [Preview] No.529908 del
>>529900
Nah, I've read about this before. Extroversion has a positive correlation with promiscuity for men but a negative one for women.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:51:43 [Preview] No.529909 del
>>529908
They are all promiscuous horn dogs.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:51:58 [Preview] No.529910 del
What sort of neet reads a post and doesn't reply?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:52:07 [Preview] No.529911 del
>>529906
>tfw my browser can't play that


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:52:18 [Preview] No.529912 del
>>529908
She should be a chef in the kitchen,a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:52:49 [Preview] No.529913 del
>>529910
withholding (you)s is a serious issue for the gen


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:53:17 [Preview] No.529914 del
>>529910
Lurkers, they hate us and depriving us of (you)'s gives them pleasure.
Fucking lurkers.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:54:49 [Preview] No.529915 del
>>529908
sauce pls


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:54:59 [Preview] No.529916 del
>>529910
No name NEETs. They're scum.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:55:47 [Preview] No.529917 del
DEATH TO THE NO NAME NEET LURKERS
JIHAD ON THEIR ANUSES


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:57:05 [Preview] No.529918 del
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>>529916
(((nameless neets)))


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 12:59:25 [Preview] No.529919 del
A nameless NEET invited me for a beer once and when I got there he wasn't there and it was a post office not a pub.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:00:10 [Preview] No.529920 del
>>529919
I had a similar experience when buro invited me to the noosapad.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:01:13 [Preview] No.529921 del
>>529907
I said 20_% better yet
Van Morrison


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:01:13 [Preview] No.529922 del
Garn go on a diet tomorrow neets. This time I mean it! Don't let me forget like bin nnet.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:01:33 [Preview] No.529923 del
>>529920
You could have sat on the toilet.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:03:24 [Preview] No.529924 del
>>529923
Doing a shit in his bedroom was a strange experience.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:04:08 [Preview] No.529925 del
>>529922
Good luck NEET. this time you're going to make it.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:04:13 [Preview] No.529926 del
>>529924
I'm jealous, I only got to poo in his pool and that was years ago now.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:05:32 [Preview] No.529927 del
>>529922
Tomorrow is another day,a new dawn, a time to be a better bolder brighter NEET.
Godspeed you Exec gent to your new self.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:06:35 [Preview] No.529928 del
>>529917
https://voca.ro/133uy7hKwHxh

How come your face look s worse than mine


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:07:06 [Preview] No.529929 del
>>529914
Lurkers shouldn't exist


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:07:21 [Preview] No.529930 del
I would like to propose a new NEET ranking system based upon how close you have poo'd to Nuro.
I think this is a fair and sustainable form of government.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:07:35 [Preview] No.529931 del
>>529904
Prokuide promise;?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:07:52 [Preview] No.529932 del
>>529905
Read what


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:08:10 [Preview] No.529933 del
Flood detective


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:08:35 [Preview] No.529934 del
>>529928
Very poorly sung.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:09:11 [Preview] No.529935 del
>>529928
Because you stare into the abyss too much.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:09:16 [Preview] No.529936 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:09:20 [Preview] No.529937 del
>>529908
Exyreoverdyt your arse


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:11:16 [Preview] No.529938 del
I think Cruisey in intoxicated again.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:11:27 [Preview] No.529939 del
>tfw no exyreoverdyt'd arse


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:12:48 [Preview] No.529940 del
>>529938
He has a high stress job and needs the relief.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:14:34 [Preview] No.529941 del
>>529940
I respect cruisey because he is going salt&pepper like myself.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:15:14 [Preview] No.529942 del
>>529941
That's just all the cocaine he gets in his hair


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:16:18 [Preview] No.529943 del
>>529942
cruisey is only a choof and wild turkey kind of neet.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:16:51 [Preview] No.529944 del
>>529943
Monk corrupted him when they partied together.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:16:59 [Preview] No.529945 del
>>529908
Extrovert gayness is from an encouraging mother without a familiar male prescence


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:17:32 [Preview] No.529946 del
>>529916
Worthless scum


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:17:52 [Preview] No.529947 del
>>529942
>>529944
Poorly bantered.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:18:30 [Preview] No.529948 del
>>529909
>>529908
Fucking poofters.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:18:35 [Preview] No.529949 del
>>529947
You just won't admit his faults.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:22:10 [Preview] No.529950 del
>>529918
A mitzvah is all that stands between subservience and discipline.
Shabbat is over.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:25:19 [Preview] No.529951 del
>>529919
Any NEET that stands another NEET up for a booig is forever the subservient cum rag doll for the coolest but OMG boong'd boongs next in line. next


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:26:19 [Preview] No.529952 del
>>529951
I understood that up till cum rag doll.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:27:05 [Preview] No.529953 del
>>529904
>>529904
Pretty promis3!?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:29:38 [Preview] No.529954 del
>>529913
You got one
Fuck lurkers


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:31:09 [Preview] No.529955 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:31:41 [Preview] No.529956 del
Fuck Queenslanders and Fuck Nuro and IGA


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:32:20 [Preview] No.529957 del
>>529956
Well said.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:33:31 [Preview] No.529958 del
>>529956
Based.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:33:36 [Preview] No.529959 del
>>529934
Yourraby I h hope you are having a great night


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:34:02 [Preview] No.529960 del
>>529956
Fuck buro but IGA is alright.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:34:36 [Preview] No.529961 del
>>529935
It doesn't gape as much as your arse.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:36:01 [Preview] No.529962 del
>>529960
I concur. He can be awful whereas fatso is awful.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:36:10 [Preview] No.529963 del
I'm sorry but I have to address this.
>>528808
>because he “was curious”
Okay.
>...that me and IGA spammer lived close enough together to be on same ip range in an I’ll conceived last ditch effort to...
Absolute headcanon.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:40:57 [Preview] No.529964 del
Doggo just barged the door open, letting all the cold air in.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:41:53 [Preview] No.529965 del
>>529963
Sorry for all the drama we cause. I swear my countrymen are generally better than those of us here.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:42:48 [Preview] No.529966 del
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>>529964
At least he is warm now.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:43:02 [Preview] No.529967 del
>>529938
https://voca.ro/17FJFAd7yX5N

Little wing by Stevie Ray Vaughn.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:43:29 [Preview] No.529968 del
>>529965
What are you posting that weird image for? Creep.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:43:57 [Preview] No.529969 del
That's for s51100k to listen to on hi stern io


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:45:40 [Preview] No.529970 del
>>529967

Kind of sounds like my boy van morrison.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:45:45 [Preview] No.529971 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:46:10 [Preview] No.529972 del
Kind of want second dinner.
One serve of curry tomorrow, but may as well eat something else


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:47:55 [Preview] No.529973 del
>>529967
You drunken slut.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:48:11 [Preview] No.529974 del
>>529941
I like you because I have known you for about 8 years.
Be cool cunt.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:48:41 [Preview] No.529975 del
>>529940
Release


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:49:29 [Preview] No.529976 del
>>529913
>>529914
>>529916
Almost as bad as the neets who reply to several comments but don't type anything


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:49:46 [Preview] No.529977 del
>>529974
I doubt I'm the neet you think I am. I was here to see you go from dogneet to cruiseneet at least.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:50:00 [Preview] No.529978 del
>>529943
And salmon and negress poon


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:50:55 [Preview] No.529979 del
I wish I could call Weber.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:53:40 [Preview] No.529980 del
>>529978
>negress poon
Post the erotic content.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:53:53 [Preview] No.529981 del
>>529979
Only the bat and the HA have that privilege.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:54:07 [Preview] No.529982 del
>>529979
Call him anything you want.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:54:14 [Preview] No.529983 del
>>529956
Based and wholesome.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:54:43 [Preview] No.529984 del
>>529982
but don't call him a bad son.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:55:22 [Preview] No.529985 del
>>529958
Fuck you stir fry NEET


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:56:03 [Preview] No.529986 del
>>529968
Hello newfriend.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:56:09 [Preview] No.529987 del
The food posts make up for everything.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:56:18 [Preview] No.529988 del
>>529974
I like you too Cruisey, no homo.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:57:00 [Preview] No.529989 del
>>529988
What are you gay or something?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:57:36 [Preview] No.529990 del
>>529989
Nah, we make sure our balls never touch.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:58:09 [Preview] No.529991 del
Someone go and get that lazy boong up.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:58:58 [Preview] No.529992 del
>>529960
Sometimes


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 13:59:15 [Preview] No.529993 del
>>529984
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ITekQhqM6AA [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:03:42 [Preview] No.529994 del
This shit's like a where's wally.
BEAN NEET stir fries; but is not involved in this or any other shitfight


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:04:39 [Preview] No.529995 del
I heard Wally was last seen at Webers house.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:11:18 [Preview] No.529996 del
>>529911
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C_qmj7z1XhU [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:14:03 [Preview] No.529997 del
>>529996
she probably wasn't lying


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:23:00 [Preview] No.529998 del
>>529977
You know me better than I do


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:24:00 [Preview] No.529999 del
wanked poo


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:24:15 [Preview] No.530000 del
big rape


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:24:36 [Preview] No.530001 del
>>529988
A bit of homo
I know you as well as you do


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:24:43 [Preview] No.530002 del
Cruisey once made me an indecent proposal involving narcotics,a boat and a prostitute.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:24:55 [Preview] No.530003 del
Goodnight noots.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:25:00 [Preview] No.530004 del
>>529988
A bit of homo
I know you as well as you do


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:26:13 [Preview] No.530005 del
>>530003
Good night.
Stop posting weird crap.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:26:24 [Preview] No.530006 del
>>530003
G'night


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:26:50 [Preview] No.530007 del
Contemplate the nature of a prayer.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:28:22 [Preview] No.530008 del
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil, because I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:28:29 [Preview] No.530009 del
>>530007
Contemplate my arse.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:30:12 [Preview] No.530010 del
To fry, or not to fry: that is the question:
That executive is heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To eat, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance tendies: ay, there’s the rub.”


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:32:26 [Preview] No.530012 del
>>530009
well bantered


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:32:31 [Preview] No.530013 del
>>530010
Shall I compare thee to a smelly boong?
Thou art more goon'd and more fragrant


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:34:30 [Preview] No.530014 del
I have a Platinum Account with Websec so I know someone is contemplating my arse 24/7/365
>Websec, (you) know it makes sense


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:38:03 [Preview] No.530015 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:38:03 [Preview] No.530016 del
>>530013
Rough boongs do shake the darling beers of day,
And summer’s goon hath all too short an expiry date


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:38:13 [Preview] No.530017 del
>>530014
Wombosec?
Did you get the 24hr snorkel option?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:39:22 [Preview] No.530018 del
>>530017
No I was promised a good snorkeling but there was a mic up with the paperworke and I got a snot ring instead.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:39:40 [Preview] No.530019 del
>>530018
*a mix up


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:40:39 [Preview] No.530020 del
Did anyone else watch the TV Series The Darling Buds of May back in the 90s?
Catherine Zeta Jones, very pleasant to look at.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:47:02 [Preview] No.530021 del
>>530020
I think I vaguely recall it,English period piece type of show?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:49:06 [Preview] No.530022 del
>>530020
Do you generally like them on the sultry side?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:49:17 [Preview] No.530023 del
>>530021
>period piece
Yes but 1950s, not Jane Austen type costume drama.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:51:17 [Preview] No.530024 del
>>530022
Yes and with a big beak and loud quack.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:51:59 [Preview] No.530025 del
I wonder if Cruisey is on the misso.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 14:55:48 [Preview] No.530026 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 15:03:57 [Preview] No.530027 del
Hey Cruisey have you learned any of that jewish number magic yet?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 15:08:50 [Preview] No.530028 del
And oft when on my stove I fry
Indian or Chinese food
It splashes upon my inner thigh
The bliss of cooking in solitude.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 15:10:07 [Preview] No.530029 del
>>530028
You should wear an apron NEET.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 15:14:18 [Preview] No.530030 del
>>530028
You could scald your neetstick


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 15:22:48 [Preview] No.530031 del
Two lemons diverged in a yellow sack,
And sorry I could not grab both
And be one NEET, long I stood
And hurled one as best I could
And there it went into the undergrowth

Then took the other, just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was harder and wanted wear;
Though as for that cat passing there
They hit really about the same,

And both the lemons equally lay
In leaves no feline had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing one had hit the cat,
I doubted if It should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere posts and shitposts hence:
Two lemons diverged in a bag, and I—
I took the one nearest by,
And that has made all the difference.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 15:23:57 [Preview] No.530032 del
I am off to bed.
Good night NEETs.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 15:26:28 [Preview] No.530033 del
>>530032
goodnight NEET


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 15:49:48 [Preview] No.530034 del
fuckin bee off with ya then


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 20:31:28 [Preview] No.530035 del
Good morning neets. Another day is here, another chance to make it different from all the previous fail days.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 20:45:57 [Preview] No.530036 del
>>530035
mording
glad I went to bed before the bad NEETs started posting last night


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 20:49:59 [Preview] No.530037 del
>>530036
Me too. And look what they did with the quad. An absolute disgrace. If wizzy were here he'd be heartbroken.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 21:30:10 [Preview] No.530038 del
going to need a big poo after breakfast


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 22:02:33 [Preview] No.530039 del
>>529830
Data retention issue with deleted Vocaroos again.

>>529851
>and it hasn't been pretty.
Why do you think they made fun of that mut one?

>>529857
I watched the first one, it was good a event. Thanks.

>>529879
I too enjoyed that moofie as a kid.

>>529909
kek

>>529922
Sounds do-able.

>>529928
Another deleted one.

>>529967
One at last!

Good bup bup bups

If this wasn't deleted, why were the other ones deleted?

Good nose sniffle too.

>>530038
Shotgun blast poo?

>>530035
>>530036
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 22:33:35 [Preview] No.530040 del
>>530035
>>530036
>>530039
G'morning NEETs.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 22:35:21 [Preview] No.530041 del
>>530039
>Shotgun blast poo?
big heavy logs


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 22:39:35 [Preview] No.530042 del
lumberjack poo


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 22:50:48 [Preview] No.530043 del
waiting for my bumhole to go back to normal


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 22:54:34 [Preview] No.530044 del
>>530031
you shouldnt have hurt that cat. you gotta be nice to it from now on.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 22:56:36 [Preview] No.530045 del
>>530044
The cat wil poo in the beans while he sleeps as revenge.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:01:18 [Preview] No.530046 del
email for nate higgers


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:03:31 [Preview] No.530047 del
>>530040
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:03:53 [Preview] No.530048 del
>>530046
Good correspondence?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:12:23 [Preview] No.530049 del
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>>529902
No he just sleeps there ;)

>>529956
You better give me a reacharound

>>529963
Absolute GOLD


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:15:58 [Preview] No.530050 del
(116.54 KB 932x381 THOTlyfe.jpg)


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:17:21 [Preview] No.530051 del
First post of the day and it's right back to the drama.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:25:25 [Preview] No.530052 del
>>529967
THIS MAN HERDS MONGS


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:25:57 [Preview] No.530053 del
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What if nuro's reflection in that picture was just harry wearing a fat suit to confuse stalkers?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:27:21 [Preview] No.530054 del
>>530051
You LOVE it seweety. Every FUCKING minute of it.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:27:28 [Preview] No.530055 del
>>530053
Part of a bigger ploy, could be.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:28:02 [Preview] No.530056 del
>>530054
You seem a little more excitable this morning, is that person still bothering you?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:30:34 [Preview] No.530057 del
>>529831
I have a sweet tater and can of coconut milk. Is that all I need to make the dish?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:31:32 [Preview] No.530058 del
Mrogalin NEETs
Shame that vocaroo deleted, it was Misso talking to Weber.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:34:45 [Preview] No.530059 del
>>529830
Good lord did you microwave the salmon? And please explain how you cooked the peas. It looks like you put foil under the saucepan lid to act as a steamer while cooking the spuds. Peas overcooked too btw.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:34:54 [Preview] No.530060 del
>>530058
Good morning NEET.

>it was Misso talking to Weber.
Did he ask about those yellow high heels, for a mate?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:36:03 [Preview] No.530061 del
>>530059
You weren't here to guide me on how to steam correctly.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:36:54 [Preview] No.530062 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:37:39 [Preview] No.530063 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:38:23 [Preview] No.530064 del
>>530060
It was in Korean, not sure what they were talking about


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:40:29 [Preview] No.530065 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:46:18 [Preview] No.530066 del
>>530064
Sounds lovely nevertheless.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:46:36 [Preview] No.530067 del
>>530065
Hearty kek


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:48:39 [Preview] No.530068 del
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Ahahahaha yes, plug your phone into the government funded charging station, go right ahead


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:50:25 [Preview] No.530069 del
>>530066
https://voca.ro/1bADDsrM4L5h

She doesn't like the frog.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:51:41 [Preview] No.530070 del
>>530069
She needs to trim her toenails. I could hear them on the floorboards.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:52:48 [Preview] No.530071 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:53:16 [Preview] No.530072 del
>>530068
>chargers on the platform
bad idea


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:54:22 [Preview] No.530073 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 23:55:20 [Preview] No.530074 del
>>530071
Good meme


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:09:19 [Preview] No.530075 del
Second white instant


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:11:21 [Preview] No.530076 del
(396.13 KB 1010x1262 olive.jpg)


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:18:28 [Preview] No.530077 del
>>530076
He does a good job tucking his junk


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:21:30 [Preview] No.530078 del
"We'll make sure you're never caught without yours"

Sounds ominous. Like one day you could be arrested for not having your mobile tracking device on you 24/7.

>someone who's phone has run out juice
Well proofreaded


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:25:52 [Preview] No.530079 del
>>530069
Because she loves it?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:25:57 [Preview] No.530080 del
>>530078
Who are you quoting?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:28:25 [Preview] No.530081 del
>>530069
Jambo!


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:29:23 [Preview] No.530082 del


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:31:27 [Preview] No.530083 del
Good thing about living on your own is you can drink straight from the milk carton.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:37:58 [Preview] No.530084 del
>>530081
You only know this word from Mean Girls.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:42:30 [Preview] No.530085 del
got ripped off buying ketamine


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:42:59 [Preview] No.530086 del
>>530085
Low quality product?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:43:41 [Preview] No.530087 del
>>530086
not even sure its ket kinda feels like it but its like 95% table salt


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:51:29 [Preview] No.530088 del
>>530087
Did you buy it off the street?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:52:22 [Preview] No.530089 del
Wonder how taxed monk is


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:54:10 [Preview] No.530090 del
>>530088
theres this russian telegram group in prague thats pretty much an open drug marketplace

learned my lesson buy white powders from tor instead


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:55:57 [Preview] No.530091 del
>>530090
Try the toilet blocks


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 00:57:46 [Preview] No.530092 del
>>530090
drugs are bad mmmmkay


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 01:03:10 [Preview] No.530093 del
>>530084
kek, guilty


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 01:05:04 [Preview] No.530094 del
Having my third mother 500ml


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 01:16:45 [Preview] No.530095 del
>>530094
Dude, the 250ml RedBull cans state no more than 2 per day.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 01:17:59 [Preview] No.530096 del
Feeling the urge to seize the day. Will likely just end up seizing the neetstick again.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 01:20:18 [Preview] No.530097 del
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We're definitely getting one of these for the commune.

>Australia wins U.S. approval to buy >rocket launchers


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 01:40:46 [Preview] No.530098 del
Feels like mid-late afternoon


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 01:50:02 [Preview] No.530099 del


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 01:53:06 [Preview] No.530100 del


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 01:54:16 [Preview] No.530101 del
>>530096
Well put. Could make that text into a banner.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 01:54:53 [Preview] No.530102 del
>>530090
How big are the Vietnamese in the Czech drug scene? They do a lot of the meth manufacture here. They are often more organised than the other ethnic groups here.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 01:55:22 [Preview] No.530103 del
>>530093
Is it any good?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 01:58:06 [Preview] No.530104 del
Fuck, those eyes!


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 01:58:23 [Preview] No.530105 del
I like how we were the board that got endchan to support tiktok embeds.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:00:10 [Preview] No.530106 del
>>530102
Diversity is our strength! But strangely, ethnic solidarity and organisation is what seems to help the viets


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:02:01 [Preview] No.530107 del
WEBER
Are you here?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:03:52 [Preview] No.530108 del
>>530104
Its a man, and he isn't even very pretty.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:05:36 [Preview] No.530109 del
>>530102
same here. meth and weed, people trafficking, smuggling etc

theres a huge vietnamese market on the edge of prague all kinds of shady shit goes on around there. guys there driving around in lambos probably didnt make it in a convenience store


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:05:36 [Preview] No.530110 del
>>530107
I believe he's out with Motherbat having a nice lunch somewhere in the Adelaide Hills.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:05:51 [Preview] No.530111 del
>>530095
Yeah I’m on my 4th now. I am not gonna sleep well tonight


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:08:05 [Preview] No.530112 del
>>530111
You'll be having a big sleep if you have a caffiene-induced heart attack.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:09:09 [Preview] No.530113 del
>>530103
It was very good back then. Not sure how a Zoomer would take to it.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:13:25 [Preview] No.530114 del
>>530110
I forgot about that.
Are any of you neets knowledgable about internet streaming? Do you know what we'd need to do to host our own films on cytube?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:15:09 [Preview] No.530115 del
Garn take out a centrelink advance so I can buy some new, extra comfy socks. You neets want anything?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:16:13 [Preview] No.530116 del
>>530114
Not knowledgeable, but I believe we'd need a server somewhere to stream the video to people, with some bandwidth. Maybe shibs knows how much bandwidth he needed last night to stream to all the neets.


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NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:19:19 [Preview] No.530118 del
>>530115
Another pair of socks please. Nice thick ones.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:19:46 [Preview] No.530119 del
>>530116
>>530116
>need a server somewhere
Yeah, I know that. I'm just now sure how much that would cost and where we would find such a service. It is probably best to do it with an Australian company (if they permit it with copyright) to minimise the distances.
>Maybe shibs knows
Yeah, good point.
I'd like to make this a fortnightly thing but I'd prefer if we didn't have to bother Shibs to do it.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:20:12 [Preview] No.530120 del
>>530115
Are you taking out the whole $500?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:20:21 [Preview] No.530121 del
I reckon IGA might actually be Corey Worthington in disguise


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:20:49 [Preview] No.530122 del
>>530119
Distance is probably not going to matter - it will affect latency, which won't matter that much for video streaming.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:21:07 [Preview] No.530123 del
I hope Cruisey went to Church today.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:22:02 [Preview] No.530124 del
>>530120
If you only knew how comfy the socks are gonna be.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:24:08 [Preview] No.530125 del
Just FYI if you're on JobSeeker you can only get one advance every 12 months, regardless if you get the max $500 or only $5.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:24:25 [Preview] No.530126 del
>>530119
Is that caravan neet? You should become a cloud engineer, we need one at the neet compound and I don't think monk's gonna get there this decade.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:27:33 [Preview] No.530127 del
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>>530125
DSP tier neets are entitled to up to 3 advances at any one time.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:29:24 [Preview] No.530128 del
>>530109
>meth
Differences in laws between European countries probably makes it really easy to get the precursors you need. Regulating precursors is the main way the police here try to stop people making meth.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:29:48 [Preview] No.530129 del
>>530122
So a server in Europe or NA would be fine?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:30:12 [Preview] No.530130 del
>>530126
No, I am flutenoot.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:36:59 [Preview] No.530131 del
>>530127
Based.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:37:09 [Preview] No.530132 del
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>>530127
Well then enjoy your new soon-to-be-on-your-tooties socks. I bought a pair of these from BigW last Winter and they're really good. Only $12.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:37:58 [Preview] No.530133 del
>>530128
its been one of our biggest exports since the fall of communism, after beer and porn


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:39:10 [Preview] No.530134 del
>>530089
Pretty decent
Somehow when you go out drinking the hangover is different to if you stayed in. I woke up totally confused and super horny
Having a purple thats left over. Old mate told me hes gonna propose to the misso, I feel surprisingly happy for both. Maybe this is what normal people feel when good things happen to others


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:39:23 [Preview] No.530135 del
>>530126
That’s not caravan neet. Although I’m looking into getting a server for video hosting and cytube. I just asked on a forum for server renting companies. Hopefully there’s something relativity inexpensive they recommend. It would be a fun little project. I actually studied networking at tafe. Admittedly I cheated and failed at that course I did pick up a few things along the way.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:41:38 [Preview] No.530136 del
>>530135
>just asked on a forum for server renting companies
Why didn't you ask here? I was going to consider hosting moofie night if no one else did it.
You'll need a VPS and like a neet mentioned location isn't that important. Bandwidth might be a consideration.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:42:05 [Preview] No.530137 del
>>530133
Guns and porn would probably be the two main things your country is known for here.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:42:15 [Preview] No.530138 del
>>530129
Not him but it probably depends on their connectivity to Australia, especially evening/night times during the stream with more congestion on the network. That has caused buffering issues previously but I have no further information on how it was resolved.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:42:29 [Preview] No.530139 del
>>530136
>>530135
I'm a mong but I will contribute financially.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:49:24 [Preview] No.530140 del
>>530135
>>530119
I just found https://www.inmotionhosting.com/shared-hosting
6$ usd a month for unlimited storage and unlimited bandwith. I don’t know how this is so cheap. When I get my desktop back I’m going to sign up for this and make a video hosting server.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:51:43 [Preview] No.530142 del
>>530140
The bandwidth may not be as 'unlimited' as they claim. Still if it's only $6 you can try it and change to something else if you need to.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:51:49 [Preview] No.530143 del
>>530115
$100 worth of lotto tickets thanks.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:54:16 [Preview] No.530144 del
>>530142
You probably want to know how many mbs the box will let you have, but we're not sure how much we need, that's why I suggested asking shibs or odili because they might have statistics on how much bandwidth we were using last night.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 02:59:22 [Preview] No.530145 del
Just somehow managed to open my microwave while it was on. What does a second's worth of microwaves do to your face?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:00:55 [Preview] No.530146 del
>>530145
Goodbye NEET


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:02:47 [Preview] No.530147 del
>>530145
Rip in pieces


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:03:00 [Preview] No.530148 del
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NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:04:21 [Preview] No.530149 del
>>530145
You’re cooked cunt


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:04:44 [Preview] No.530150 del
>>530145
Nah, you'll be fine mate.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:05:10 [Preview] No.530151 del
>>530145
Fresh in my memory.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:05:20 [Preview] No.530152 del
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NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:05:27 [Preview] No.530153 del
UwU new Nikki Delventhal

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1UJaGrAv0jo [Embed]


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:09:22 [Preview] No.530154 del
>>530144
>>530142
Do you know anything about what software a pirate video server should run? I’d like to setup something that automatically finds the proper names for movies and generates a page for each movie.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:09:31 [Preview] No.530155 del
I have deeply missed the hungover wanking experience


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:12:13 [Preview] No.530156 del
>>530154
Best way is to ask shibs what he's running. You probably just need a simple webserver.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:13:31 [Preview] No.530157 del
Rest in peace microwaveNEET. Your name is unknown, your deed is immortal.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:14:23 [Preview] No.530158 del
>>530154
You could probably do that with node. Use the fs module to get a regex match of the title and then scrape imdb for info.
I gather that cytube just needs an endpoint that exposes the actual moofie file.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:14:33 [Preview] No.530159 del
>>530156
>You probably just need a simple webserver.
He has told me previously that something like Apache could work, with FTPS to restrict access. If I remember correctly.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:14:43 [Preview] No.530160 del
>>530157
I like to think he got to enjoy those tentacles he grew before dying.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:14:52 [Preview] No.530161 del
>>530157
We should remember him each time our microwave beeps.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:14:59 [Preview] No.530162 del
>>530115
Your old socks


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:15:46 [Preview] No.530163 del
>>530157
Microwaved sausages will be served at the wake.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:15:53 [Preview] No.530164 del
>>530162
With or without cum?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:16:22 [Preview] No.530165 del
>>530145
Goodbye neet.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:18:33 [Preview] No.530166 del
I have had a walk,raked up half a bin full of rotten leaves from under the shrub I cut,done a stocktake and throw out of my older clothes and bedding and done a set of weights.
Now I can slack off and listen to music.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:19:32 [Preview] No.530167 del
>>530166
Good job productiveNEET


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:20:08 [Preview] No.530168 del
>>530166
Very productive, a rest well earned NEET.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:20:24 [Preview] No.530169 del
>>530166
Productive day neet


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:21:29 [Preview] No.530170 del
>>530166
Time to get on the fuckin beers cuuuunt


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:24:59 [Preview] No.530172 del
>>530164
Surprise me


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NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:32:49 [Preview] No.530174 del
Clandestine footage of weber as a spread eagle in a whorehouse available for sale. DM me.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:36:37 [Preview] No.530175 del
>>530174
Not falling for that one again


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:37:03 [Preview] No.530176 del
>>530174
WomboSec will be all over you.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:37:16 [Preview] No.530177 del
What are you havin for sunday lunch IGAY? Let me guess another cup of the cheapest cask wine available
Fuck I hope you die in a ditch you minor-attracted, gaslighting fuckwitted stalker.
Calm down


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NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:40:25 [Preview] No.530181 del
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ehehheehee


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:40:25 [Preview] No.530182 del
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NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:40:49 [Preview] No.530183 del
>>530177
Shit post. Pointless drama


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NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:41:34 [Preview] No.530185 del
>>530181
Are you on the drugs again mate?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:42:30 [Preview] No.530186 del
>>530173
Christ.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:43:10 [Preview] No.530187 del
>>530178
Looks alright.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:43:47 [Preview] No.530188 del
>>529968
I still don't understand what this cunt's problem was.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:44:24 [Preview] No.530189 del
>>530185
no i'm not gonna snort that cut shit

bed time good night neets


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:44:56 [Preview] No.530190 del
Had lunch in Middleton with Motherbat and had a bit of a drive.
Having a bottle of sauvignon blanc now.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:45:21 [Preview] No.530191 del
>>530188
He's a poofta probably
>>530189
G'night mate


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:45:55 [Preview] No.530192 del
>>530189
Night mate.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:46:58 [Preview] No.530193 del
>>530190
Noice,what did you have to eat?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:47:16 [Preview] No.530194 del
>>530114
Big Fella said the other day you just need a VPS with an SSL equipped webserver and a domain name.
I have an account with Linode and a domain, so I could set something up tomorrow when I'm back in town.


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:47:40 [Preview] No.530195 del
>>530190
What did you have for lunch?


NEET 05/29/2022 (Sun) 03:48:05 [Preview] No.530196