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Simulation Anonymous 03/25/2021 (Thu) 01:18:39 [Preview] No. 33499
We exist in some kind of simulation.
Think real hard, search your feelings, you know it is true.

It is easy for us to live in denial of this fact, but it doesn't help our situation.

Anonymous 03/25/2021 (Thu) 08:42:20 [Preview] No.33502 del
i tried microwaving food but it didn't get hot
>reality glitch thread

Anonymous 03/27/2021 (Sat) 18:49:01 [Preview] No.33611 del

Anonymous 03/27/2021 (Sat) 19:01:45 [Preview] No.33615 del
must be so. shits way too weird to actually be real

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 22:32:55 [Preview] No.33671 del
Oh no.
The interweb has me.

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 23:04:01 [Preview] No.33672 del
You needs to stop watching so much matrix movies OP

Anonymous 04/01/2021 (Thu) 06:00:05 [Preview] No.33731 del
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We probably do, honestly. I just want to be in denial of it.
>Just gotta keep coping.

Anonymous 04/02/2021 (Fri) 04:27:13 [Preview] No.33772 del
i would like it much more if it gave me a cute anime catgirl gf

Anonymous 04/02/2021 (Fri) 06:21:46 [Preview] No.33777 del
a smol brain wold sai it's all fucked up
a beeg brin would said it's persaptions
wich are yu?
show proof or go get fucked by a cat
sientific method is the method

Anonymous 04/03/2021 (Sat) 16:36:29 [Preview] No.33811 del
Watch "The Matrix"(1999)

Anonymous 04/04/2021 (Sun) 22:08:22 [Preview] No.33878 del
I think I know.
Load the jump program?

Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 00:43:30 [Preview] No.33883 del
yeah? so what?

Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 01:28:07 [Preview] No.33884 del
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I bet it's a Hurkle matrix!

Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 01:51:46 [Preview] No.33885 del
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This is the mandala. With a mandala you can escape the matrix.

Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 01:52:23 [Preview] No.33886 del
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What kind of mandala are you going to make?

Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 04:40:16 [Preview] No.33890 del

... what is this

Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 11:22:47 [Preview] No.33893 del
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It's the description of a program published in the book WHAT TO DO AFTER YOU HIT RETURN, published by People's Computer Company in the mid 70's.

Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 22:12:07 [Preview] No.33905 del
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You know the world is fucked when people actually start to believe in pop science

Use the stop code! Anonymous 04/06/2021 (Tue) 02:27:08 [Preview] No.33915 del

Anonymous 04/06/2021 (Tue) 23:46:54 [Preview] No.33936 del
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That looks like a CRC32 checksum, but I haven't got that game.
I just downloaded this card game in BASIC, but I don't know the rules. Oh well, something to play later.

Anonymous 04/08/2021 (Thu) 13:20:53 [Preview] No.33961 del
Muh 'dubs'

Anonymous 04/08/2021 (Thu) 23:43:56 [Preview] No.33967 del
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2 Q sodas and a Wacoburger with fries, plox

Anonymous 04/10/2021 (Sat) 19:41:49 [Preview] No.34022 del
Take red pill.

Anonymous 04/14/2021 (Wed) 17:05:02 [Preview] No.34151 del
Also I am a black trans.

Anonymous 04/14/2021 (Wed) 23:40:57 [Preview] No.34164 del
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>blk trnz
>blk trnz

Anonymous 04/16/2021 (Fri) 15:49:20 [Preview] No.34205 del
Nice jpg

Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 21:23:41 [Preview] No.34251 del

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:47:53 [Preview] No.34317 del

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 17:45:25 [Preview] No.34436 del
Muh blue pills

Anonymous 04/23/2021 (Fri) 16:15:15 [Preview] No.34503 del

Anonymous 04/25/2021 (Sun) 17:01:56 [Preview] No.34561 del
Take the red pill

Anonymous 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:28:33 [Preview] No.34748 del
What does cats have to do with this topic?

Anonymous 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:28:33 [Preview] No.34749 del
What does cats have to do with this topic?

Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 13:01:37 [Preview] No.34822 del
They have taken the blue pill.
They don't want to know.

Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 13:22:07 [Preview] No.34823 del
most pills arent blue

Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 14:11:02 [Preview] No.34824 del
fun fact: they make blue suppositories now

Anonymous 05/11/2021 (Tue) 03:45:46 [Preview] No.35052 del

Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 12:12:15 [Preview] No.35078 del
Okay, where is my kitsune?

Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 14:08:02 [Preview] No.35079 del
If u r a Good person U get one in Heaven otherwise U get fucked in the Ass By niggers for All eternity in Hell
-die 4israel

Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 15:00:07 [Preview] No.35082 del
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but why? why can't the nice things just be enabled now?

Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 15:31:15 [Preview] No.35085 del
Its a Test
-die4is rael

Anonymous 05/16/2021 (Sun) 01:47:26 [Preview] No.35184 del
Looks like some kind of a spider web OP

Anonymous 05/23/2021 (Sun) 23:42:53 [Preview] No.35343 del

Anonymous 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:36:12 [Preview] No.35427 del
Give us more of your info

Anonymous 05/29/2021 (Sat) 12:08:45 [Preview] No.35573 del
Covid virus is making this happen.

Anonymous 05/29/2021 (Sat) 12:10:08 [Preview] No.35574 del
Coronavirus is making this happen.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 21:18:15 [Preview] No.35605 del
Take the blue pill anon.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 22:23:32 [Preview] No.35606 del
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Pretty sure that wuhan chinese corona virus is part of the simulation. Maybe you need to take more simulated meds in the simulation, friend. ;^)

Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:30:23 [Preview] No.35647 del
No, not the blue pill!!

Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:34:14 [Preview] No.35654 del
pretty original, genius.

do americans really?

Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 18:53:45 [Preview] No.35657 del
I've started to notice this more and more each day. Everything seems far away, and in an odd scale. Maybe I'm just going schizo though.

Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 19:22:20 [Preview] No.35658 del
I used to get that effect when I was running a fever. People's heads would be very tiny and far away.

Anonymous 06/07/2021 (Mon) 20:20:31 [Preview] No.35699 del
What in a simulation?

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 22:09:41 [Preview] No.35743 del
This is always happening to me.

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 18:43:39 [Preview] No.35767 del
The thing about feelings is they definitely reflect reality at all times.

Anonymous 06/17/2021 (Thu) 21:25:23 [Preview] No.35889 del
What a shitty simulation it must be then, who code this garbage.

Anonymous 06/18/2021 (Fri) 00:46:35 [Preview] No.35892 del
Probably Bethesda.

Anonymous 06/18/2021 (Fri) 18:27:59 [Preview] No.35909 del
dont u have macaco boards to post on

Anonymous 06/21/2021 (Mon) 13:41:06 [Preview] No.35948 del
No. I do not believe it.

Anonymous 06/21/2021 (Mon) 21:48:02 [Preview] No.35950 del
lol true
kings of shitcoding

Anonymous 06/22/2021 (Tue) 12:48:32 [Preview] No.35957 del
_Warning, this is a message to all Players of the World of Avalon!
_In April 2022, the Reboot of the Game Park will begin, the installation of updates and the cleaning of the territories from the garbage of the old Game Session.
_Please leave the coasts of the seas and agglomeration to avoid damage to your personal avatars, loss of experience and life.
_New characters and locations will be introduced, in particular non-girls and fox-girls!
_ Happy Games to all of you, ladies and gentlemen!

Anonymous 06/25/2021 (Fri) 20:15:49 [Preview] No.36001 del
/test ended/

Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 17:27:26 [Preview] No.36086 del
Hello, how do I check for this locally?

Anonymous 07/09/2021 (Fri) 23:44:36 [Preview] No.36153 del
We got really bored around 2016 and thought it'd be funny if Trump won. Someone started trolling and shit around 2020 and we're still sorting that out at the moment.

Anonymous 07/09/2021 (Fri) 23:54:02 [Preview] No.36155 del
Who is "we", faggot?

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 00:21:37 [Preview] No.36156 del
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More importantly, isn't it a beautiful day outside? Lots of human things to do! :))

Anonymous 08/03/2021 (Tue) 21:07:07 [Preview] No.36391 del
Things still seem to be getting worse, be carefull out there.

Anonymous 08/04/2021 (Wed) 02:50:47 [Preview] No.36395 del
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your mother most likely

Anonymous 08/06/2021 (Fri) 15:27:03 [Preview] No.36416 del
i wish this were the case. honestly im so fucking bored with real life that i would find it cool and exciting if some sci-fi concept turned out to be true irl

Anonymous 08/24/2021 (Tue) 06:16:53 [Preview] No.36710 del
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Mario cannot escape the "Super Mario Remix". No way.

Anonymous 09/07/2021 (Tue) 04:19:20 [Preview] No.36856 del
this is war eternal

Anonymous 09/08/2021 (Wed) 17:37:34 [Preview] No.36873 del
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Anonymous 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:12:55 [Preview] No.36923 del
Aliens are real and currently residing on planet earth. You're welcome.

Anonymous 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:26:05 [Preview] No.36924 del
If they're living here, they're not really aliens, are they now?

Anonymous 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:42:24 [Preview] No.36925 del
That's not how that works, no.

Anonymous 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:55:37 [Preview] No.36926 del
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they get real jobs and become naturalized citizens like in men in black

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