>>34846
As a riddle (or how are these called) it's bad, but told as a joke it's breddy gud.

>>34827
>ripe
We have a similar based on wordplay.
- What's this?
- A "blue plum" (this is the actual name of the fruit).
- Then why is it red?
- Because it's green.

>>34828
Trying to remember Arab jokes, but can't recall any.