I think I posted this in a previous humour thread.

What is an Englishman?
A gentleman.
What are two Englishmen?
A club.
What are three Englishmen?
A colonial empire.

What is a Frenchie?
A gourmet.*
What are two Frenchies?
A fashion show.
What are three Frenchies?
A perfect relationship.

What is a German?