Hi there, Israel. I am Lieutenant Columbo. Homicide. I have been placed on the case of the missing Palestinians by my superiors. I seem to have lost my pen. Just give me a minute. It must be in one these pockets, aw shucks. Now where did I put that notepad? No matter.

What were we talking about? Right. The massacres. Do you realize the Geneva Convention set out a certain set of rules for warfare? Slaughtering civilians is not ok, oh, do you mean to blame Hamas? I see. No alibi for the 1948 Arab Israeli war. "Defending yourself" by murdering 1,953.

Then there was the Qibyan massacre of reprisals carried out by Ariel Sharon on the innocent village of Qibya. You murdered about 70 civilian Palestinians, including women and children. But you didn't stop there. In 1973, you raided Lebanon on the night of April 9th under the cover of night.

Over 50 Lebanese were massacred, including 3 policemen. Then you invaded them again in 1978, committing over 2,000 murders of Lebanese people. The First Intifada on December 9th, 1987, an Israeli truck intentionally plowed into a civilian car just to kill 4 Palestinians. Why do this?