>>8434
You keep thinking I'm dancing around the topic. But I've broached the topic: it's ponies, and they're here.

I don't want to blindly timestamp my approach with a "proof of life" -- you can guess the state of my pulse by the fact I post something topical, timely, and teetering 'twixt true and troublesome.

In short I'm selling ponies, and boy are my arms tired.