>>33733
Frank told me to use my NEET bucks to buy Bitcoin before 21-12-2012. He said there was a possibility I would go through the portal, but apparently my faith was not strong enough, as I am stuck here in hell with the rest of you. Now I am a multi-millionaire, using demonology to predict the future for blac hedge funds. He gave me private classes in ancient symbols, teaching me how to view these symbols as dynamic and never static. This eventually led me to the field of computational algebraic topology where I work together with the greatest minds in the field to make algorithms that are capable of personalized cancer medicine. Psychic spies from China tried to steal my mind's elation. Maria Padilha appeared to me and deflowered me with a red rose. The synchronicities never stopped. All you have to do to regain the darkness is remove whatever obscures it. Be very careful what you wish for.