This is George, my pet dead roach. He is extremely gentle, chill and lazy. He just lays there belly up all day and all night. He doesn't do any homemaking, but he doesn't cause any trouble either, and he's totally independent. Doesn't need food, water, playtime, walks, anything at all. I have other dead roaches and other dead insects but George is by far my favorite because he just looks gentle and good and because I killed him practically right next to the front door so every time I get home it feels like he's been waiting there to greet me. I like to imagine if he was alive and he wore a hat he'd tip it at me