Hey man!


Congratulations on the money you've earned!


I had a similar problem a few years ago, I made some mistakes trying to wash everything at the same time and I got arrested!


So you or others don't have to go through the hell I went through, I'm going to share the best methods I use to launder bitcoins without going back to prison!


Pull up a chair, light a joint and have a strong drink... class is about to begin!

-------- METHOD 1: TAINTED BITCOINS >>> MONERO >>> CASH BY MAIL OR IN PERSON --------


1.1 - Search for the term "LocalMonero" on DuckDuckGo.


1.2 - Create an account using a secure email and buy Monero using your tainted Bitcoins.


1.3 - Sell Monero on the same platform by choosing the Cash by Mail or In Person option.



#Question: What is the difficulty level?

##Answer: Easier than farting in your sleep.



##Question: How much money will I be able to launder with this method?

###Answer: Up to $500k per trade, but I'd rather get paid in 10 $50k trades than one $500k trade for security reasons.



###Question: Have you ever used this method?

####Answer: I use it regularly, but make sure you are armed when trading in person. On some occasions I have been followed, being armed helps me to avoid problems.

-------- METHOD 2: TAINTED BITCOINS >>> NO KYC BITCOIN EXCHANGE >>> CASH BY MAIL OR IN PERSON --------


2.1 - Search for the term "AgoraDesk" on DuckDuckGo.


2.2 - Create an account using a secure email and sell your tainted Bitcoins by choosing the Cash by Mail or In Person option.



#Question: What is the difficulty level?

##Answer: Easier than walking forward.



##Question: How much money will I be able to launder with this method?

###Answer: Up to $500k per trade, but I'd rather get paid in 10 $50k trades than one $500k trade for security reasons.



###Question: Have you ever used this method?

####Answer: I use it regularly, but I never receive the packages at my home address. I always use packet forwarding services to route money packets securely. By following methods 1 and 2, you will end up accumulating a substantial amount of money that could compromise your security if you only keep it in your home.

I bought some properties with a lot of arable land, but instead of planting corn I chose to plant money. If you'd rather store your own money than entrust it to a bank, burying your money is an easy option.

But before planting money, make sure all banknotes are free of any sign of mildew. Make sure the money is dry before arranging the piles of money to be placed in plastic bags and using the vacuum sealer to squeeze the air out of the bags before sealing.

Place the money bags in a larger airtight bag and add a silica gel bags inside the larger plastic bag to keep out moisture. Place all larger bags inside a properly sealed PVC drum and bury it at least 1.5 meters deep.

Cover the hole when you're done and write down the GPS coordinates so you or your descendants can easily find the location in the future. Add dead grass, natural vegetation and twigs to camouflage the newly closed hole.

Avoid burying near trees so that the root system does not interfere with your hiding place in the future and whenever possible choose high ground to avoid flooding.

-------- METHOD 3: TAINTED BITCOINS >>> LUXURY ESCROW SERVICE >>> CLEAN BITCOINS >>> ANY CRYPTO EXCHANGE >>> YOUR BANK ACCOUNT --------


3.1 - Search for the term "Luxury Escrow Service" on DuckDuckGo.


3.2 - Create two disposable email accounts and make up a fictitious sale of a luxury asset, search for something that can be sold starting at $50k and don't violate the platform's terms of use.


3.3 - Use the master keys received in the two disposable emails to sign the transaction by paying 1% to the luxury escrow service's liquidity pool and receive clean Bitcoins at the Bitcoin address of the fictitious seller you created.


3.4 - Sell clean Bitcoins on any crypto exchange with KYC (Binance) or without KYC (Hodl Hodl), receive the money in your bank account.



#Question: What is the difficulty level?

##Answer: Easier than ordering Chinese takeout.



##Question: How much money will I be able to launder with this method?

###Answer: Minimum of $50k up to the maximum amount you intend to declare on your income tax as a self-employed person.



###Question: Have you ever used this method?

####Answer: I use it regularly, but you should never make the mistake of opening a trade order using prices far above the market value of the luxury assets from the fictitious sale you generated.

If they suspect that you are using the luxury escrow service for illegal activities, they will cancel the trade order and send the funds back to the Bitcoin wallet you use to deposit the funds with Escrow. I already made this mistake once and it was not a good experience.

Research prices in luxury classifieds before creating the fictitious sale.

Method 4 El_Dragón 2022-09-25 05:52:09 No.3055
-------- METHOD 4: TAINTED BITCOINS >>> BITCOIN MIXER >>> CLEAN BITCOINS >>> ANY CRYPTO EXCHANGE >>> YOUR BANK ACCOUNT --------


4.1 - Search for the term "Best Bitcoin Mixers" on DuckDuckGo.


4.2 - Send your contaminated Bitcoins to the mixer and receive clean Bitcoins at your new Bitcoin address.


4.3 - Sell clean Bitcoins on any crypto exchange with KYC (Kraken) or without KYC (Bisq), receive the money in your bank account.



#Question: What is the difficulty level?

##Answer: Easier than watching football on TV.



##Question: How much money will I be able to launder with this method?

###Answer: Up to the maximum amount you intend to declare on your income tax as a self-employed person.



###Question: Have you ever used this method?

####Answer: I use it regularly, but I only avoid Mixers that are blacklisted by crypto exchanges. I've had the bad experience of seeing my funds blocked on an exchange that was able to track the use of a mixer.

Also avoid mixers that have gained the media spotlight, there are several discreet and reliable mixers on the darknet that I really like to use. If you use mixers with any frequency, be prepared for the day when the mixer will be offline forever, none of them last very long.

Always work with several reliable mixer options.

-------- METHOD 5: TAINTED BITCOINS >>> ANONYMOUS ATM CARD (NO KYC) >>> ATM WITHDRAWALS --------


5.1 - Search for the term "The World's Largest P2P Offshore Marketplace" on DuckDuckGo.


5.2 - Go to the "Anonymous ATM Cards" category and open a trade order using a disposable email, only trade with diamond level or platinum level sellers.


5.3 - Enter the address of a packet forwarding service to receive the order and place the tainted Bitcoins in the platform's 3-of-3 multisig escrow.


5.4 - After receiving the order, activate online banking access with a pseudonym and burner phone number following the seller's instructions.


5.5 - Go online banking and customize your daily ATM withdrawal limits, then use your anonymous ATM cards to withdraw cash from any ATM around the world.


5.6 - Do some tests by withdrawing money from several ATMs before using the master key generated by the 3-of-3 multisig escrow system and signing the transaction releasing the payment from the seller.



#Question: What is the difficulty level?

##Answer: Easier than buying coffee from Starbucks.



##Question: How much money will I be able to launder with this method?

###Answer: As an anonymous buyer up to $400 million per trade, as a VIP Member up to $2 billion per trade.



###Question: Have you ever used this method?

####Answer: I use it regularly, but I only deal with sellers with a 100% feedback score. This is one of my favorite methods of sending money to my entire family across the border without being tracked or paying taxes.

My children and my wives also receive the money without being traced, you can have multiple anonymous ATM cards and transfer funds between them through online banking.

-------- METHOD 6: TAINTED BITCOINS >>> OFFSHORE LEGAL STRUCTURE >>> YOUR CORPORATE BANK ACCOUNT --------


6.1 - Search for the term "Offshore Company Formation" on DuckDuckGo.


6.2 - Register your offshore company away from your country's government's area of influence and obtain a corporate bank account in any tax haven other than the one where your offshore company was registered.


6.3 - Search for the terms "AgoraDesk" or "Hodl Hodl" on DuckDuckGo.


6.4 - Create an account using a secure email and sell your tainted Bitcoins by choosing the Bank wire option.



#Question: What is the difficulty level?

##Answer: Easier than buying Super Bowl tickets.



##Question: How much money will I be able to launder with this method?

###Answer: Virtually unlimited if you know how to create dummy service contracts to banks' AML procedures.



###Question: Have you ever used this method?

####Answer: I use it regularly, in tax havens where I have offshore companies I don't have to report annual accounts to anyone and all legal entities are legally exempt from tax.

You can pay cash for a specialist lawyer to take care of all the procedures, each offshore company costs an average of $900 to $1,500 to maintain with annual fees paid to local governments.

-------- METHOD 7: TAINTED BITCOINS >>> HOMELESS PERSON'S DOCUMENTS >>> NO KYC BITCOIN EXCHANGE >>> DISPOSABLE BANK ACCOUNT --------


7.1 - Search for the term "Homeless Shelters Near Me" on DuckDuckGo.


7.2 - Offer money or drugs to a homeless person to use your documents and open a bank account under your control.


7.3 - Search for the terms "AgoraDesk" or "Hodl Hodl" on DuckDuckGo.


7.4 - Create an account using a secure email and sell your tainted Bitcoins by choosing the Bank wire option.



#Question: What is the difficulty level?

##Answer: Easier than convincing a monkey to eat a banana.



##Question: How much money will I be able to launder with this method?

###Answer: Virtually unlimited if you live in an area with a growing number of homeless people. These bank accounts should be used as if they were disposable water cups. Use them to receive the money only once and disappear.



###Question: Have you ever used this method?

####Answer: I use it regularly, but I only deal with homeless people who are also drug addicts. It's much cheaper and I don't need to identify myself.

I created this profile especially to post this wilderness survival guide, I hope it helps you and all sellers to achieve peace of mind like I did!


I continue to sell drugs with my seller profile here and in other darknet markets, but the cops never knocked on my door again.


My children will inherit clean money to secure the future, come what may.


Society judges us daily but it was the circumstances of life that led us to this path, everyone is born good.


Copy these 7 methods in a safe place, teach your friends and help strengthen darknet markets!


Take it easy and study all the methods well so you don't make the mistakes I made in the past!


Don't try to wash everything at once, divide your tainted Bitcoins into asymmetrical chunks and use each of the 7 methods above to diversify your risk until you've cleared all the money trail.


If you want to buy me a drink, these are my addresses:


XMR: 46V57Y9FVv6ZC5xcDXVWf9aAYbMHSr2dpCdowBZ97mDdPyzwzGEamkLFWxByUyDBL6bwSNgrzeXovDUDyXDbVRed9wvw39X


BTC: 18q2iCaY6DsEV1kZoAnf57EWeRRaPcFvTp



Good weekend to everyone!

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