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The Umaru calls to you! Nanonymous No.2490 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C] >>2491
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Are you at a crossroads in life? Are you desperate and feel hopeless, unable to march on? Does nobody else seem to appreciate the fact that you were born and survived it?

Yes? Then I want (You) in my tactical team of umaruposting badasses! Become an internet celebrity by posting 3D cuties! Put on the orange cape others are too cowardly to touch and become the hero your chan deserves!

Contact me at umarufag@cock.li for your Umarukin membership application*.
Also for sending me lovemail or hatemail!

Download the Umaru Shitposting Set and start posting the cuties right now! It's as easy as 1-2-post! What's more, if you post 10 or more non-spam umarus you will be allowed to join our hidden-from-peasants >>>/umr/ forum!

https://anonfile.com/z0fcif8bn1/Umarus_7z

* Jews not allowed.

Nanonymous No.2491 [D] >>2492
>>2490
I am unironically downloading this right now.
Am i gonna find a big umaru.exe rat inside?

Nanonymous No.2492 [D][U][F]
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>>2491
Not unless the Jews intercepted your download.

umaruchon.webm Nanonymous No.2493 [D][U][F]
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This a legit good collection umarufren, although there are some really good ones that i never seen you use, i guess you have your umarupics preferences.
Webm related was one of my favorites.

Nanonymous No.2494 [D]
kys

Nanonymous No.2510 [D] >>2513
I like your posts Umaru but this is very weird.

Nanonymous No.2513 [D][U][F]
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>>2510
>this is very weird
It's just an old shitpost designed to spread umarus, sagefren.

Nanonymous No.2515 [D] >>2516
How can I know there isn't any kitty porn hidden within these files that will get me jumped by a 3 letter agency?

Nanonymous No.2516 [D][U][F] >>2518
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>>2515
To my knowledge, there isn't anything hidden in them. What you see is what you get. Umarus.

Nanonymous No.2518 [D] >>2519 >>2550
>>2516
>there isn't anything hidden in them
that pic related physically cannot be hidden DOES NOT MAKE IT OK

Nanonymous No.2519 [D][U][F] >>2550
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>>2518
one post wasn't enough for the upload

Fear Us Rabbi Goldberg No.2539 [D][U][F]
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Nanonymous No.2550 [D][U][F]
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>>2518
>>2519
You have fine taste. This specific umaru is like an ancient goddess of fertility.

Nanonymous No.4173 [D] >>4175
Updated Umaru Shitposting Set, last one of 2019.

https://anonfile.com/F9x5l3E2n7/Umarus_7z

Nanonymous No.4175 [D][U][F] >>4176
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>>4173
I will treasure these new umarus.
I can't wait for the 2020 umarus collection!

Nanonymous No.4176 [D]
>>4175
<3