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I. The age of consent shall be 30 years.
II. Having sex before the age of consent shall be punishable by death, for all participants, even in the case of rape.
III. Having sex with a person on more than 3 separate occasions without a pregnancy shall be punishable by death.
IV. Having sex while being infertile shall be punishable by death.
V. Having sex with more than 3 different partners shall be punishable by death.
VI. Spreading sexually transmitted diseases shall be punishable by death.
VII. Having an orgasm that is not caused by a penis-in-vagina (PIV) activity shall be punishable by death.

>>105
Where there is Lain, there is Umaru.

>>106
But how did you even know I came here?

>>106
Also, isn't tor banned in Cancuckistan?

>>107
>>108

Let's all love Lain.

>>111
Wasted trips. 2D Lain doesn't have depth, nor geometrically correct shadows unlike 3D Umaru.

>>114
You're just salty that the first ever trips on glorious nanochan weren't in honour of your pig waifu.
But seriously, how the fuck did you find about this place, and how the fuck did you know I was here

>>103
She's 30.

i agree with everything but #1
im sorry, its just good business

Pedophilia is being attracted to sexually undeveloped children. There's nothing sexually undeveloped about a 14 year old girl's pussy, as nature literally designed teenage girls to be fucked and bred from about that age. There used to be a time when an 18 year old girl was assumed to be barren if she was childless.

Age of consent laws undermine society. They stigmatize something wholesome, they interfere with the natural rite of daughters being married off in their early teens to established, upstanding, older men who have been vetted by the father and mother for the purposes building the next generation of the family line.

Deviating from nature means you are at odds with the laws of the universe. It means you are on a path to self-destruction.

>>349
based and redpilled

>>190
See, this girl is too young. I would say she is no older than 11.

Side note. The people responsible for producing child porn and even risque, 'not legally cp but still basically cp' content like this should be tortured until their hearts stop. If they end up surviving long enough to the point where you're bored, cut out their eyes and tongues, chop off their hands and feet, melt their faces off with a blowtorch and dump them innawoods. Any less severe punishment is cucking out.

>>349
this guy gets it
humans were designed to mate at 13 years old. the sexual hormones at that age are the same ones that make monkeys fight and impress other female mates. hebephilia and ephebophilia are the top tiers of sexuality and demonstrate the couple's grand knowledge in basic biology. marrying or having sex with anyone over 25 is a result of a broken and sodomous society.

>women not getting pregnant until 30
Congrats, you just spawned a generation of retards.

>>365
that's probably why the poomarufag is so mentally deficient; it's actually a good explanation for his level of faggotry.

I had such high hopes for this board... Oh, well.

>>365
>>368
>>396

>women staying chaste until 30 years of age
Sounds like a recipe for closet lesbo nymphs. What will they do in all that time? Feminist style career focus?

>>352
NPC detected.

>>365
this

>103
>Elliot rodger is posting on the dark net from the after life
Holy fuck

Fathers should begin identifying potential suitors aged 21-30 for their prepubescent daughters when the girls are 7 or 8. Fathers should have a suitable husband picked out by the time the girl menstruates, and betrothal should follow soon after. Girls should be married at around 14 and begin bearing children at 16.

Most human beings knew this until about 150 years ago.

>>512
this
women were made to have arranged marriages and the removal of that led to the destruction of society.

>>512
>>514
>promoting pedoshit
>not blaming asymbtioticism for the destruction of society
>not blaming the Jews for the destruction of society

>>705
>poomarunigger at it again
14 or older isn't pedoshit. If you think it is, you are gay.
>blaming the jews
Jews are the root cause of these problems. That doesn't mean you can just ignore the societal rot and cancer to focus just on the cause.

>>711
>14 or older isn't pedoshit.
>14
>or older

>>723
Do you even speak English pooniggermarufaggot?
>14 or older
means 14, 15, 16, 17 ... all the way up to 25

>>724
That's like saying "one drop of water or more is enough to drown you".

>>737
>trying to deflect the topic of discussion from biological fact to retarded metaphors

>>738
It's not my fault you have difficulties expressing yourself, and aren't succinct in admitting, let alone correcting, your mistakes.

>>739
>hurr i cant understand da engrish
>must be da otha guy fault!

>>740
>being this butthurt
>still not correcting his mistake

>>741
Did I mention to you that the Nanochan Chadministrator is the lainfag?
Bet you didn't know that, poomaru. He is probably harvesting your IP address, h4x0r1ng into your computer, and gathering your personal information.
Better go back to 8cucks where the admin is too much of a soyboy to do things like that.

>>742
>Bet you didn't know that, poomaru.

>>744
>Poomaru was secretly a nigger
I see you, cancuck nigger faggot kike poomarufag.

>>745
You keep trying to offend me, and you keep failing at it, Jew.

>>746
Tell me poomarufag. Isn't Tor blocked in Canada by your cuck overlord Justine "CURRENT YEAR" True Dough?

>>747
I didn't get the memo, you tell me.

>>748
Oh wait I forgot. I wasn't talking about Canada, I was talking about China, which is your actual country of origin.
Ching chong ding dong, ping, ping xing pong. Ping pong ding ching pong gong, hong bong kong dong. Ping, ping ping pong, pang ping wang yang?

>>749
>so very butthurt

>>750
>t. Chink

>>751
Can I interest you in my Umaru Shitposting Set?
https://anonfile.com/I9h0L7j1b4/Umarus_7z

>>752
No. Get your chink 3dpd and your poomaru bandwidth-waster out of here.

>>753
B-but it even has videos! Ultra-cuties dancing! What kind of incel mgtow animal wouldn't want those?

>>755
>ultra-cuties
I've seen your poomaru dancing video and it's utter shit. Not one of your slit-eyed chinks could compare to an actual white woman like pic related.

>>756
Oh my, what Jewish tastes you have, unsurprisingly.

>>760
>liking white women
>Jewish tastes

>>761
>it's the same group of people who think Lain is white and not a Jew

>>762
>thinking Lain is jewish
>thinking Poomaru is white
MENTAL. DAMAGE.

>>763
>thinking Lain is NOT Jewish
>thinking Umaru is anything but an Aryan Goddess
Self-denial. Of. The inner. Jew.

>>767
>a chink is an "Aryan Goddess"
this is the absolute state of Cancuckistanis

>>770
>Lain is white and not a Jew
The absolute state of... where did you say you were from?

>>774
Lain is whiter than Poomaru. Much whiter.

>>777
>he got the trips again

>>779
that's a dude

>>779
Rumor has it that hakase programmed his imageboard to increase your chance of trips if you post an image of hakase. Or lain.

>>780
Are you sure about that, buddy boy?

>>782
very sure

>>784
I don't see its penis sticking out, hence, you're wrong.

>>786
>if i cant see it its not real
>t. Poomaru

>>791
>sees things that aren't there
>t. Jewain

is someone gonna post nudes of this bitch or what? what the fuck is this thread?

>>796
i'd prefer it if she looked closer to the anime version
and maybe the same age

>>797
if she looks this young at 30, imagine what..... *dick explodes*

>>796
this thread contains the beta orbiter faggot OP posting pictures of his chink bug drinking (((soft drinks)))

Sick of living under ROG: ROASTIE OCCUPIED GOVERNMENT.

>>1075
Leave them alone! Leave the women alone! You fucking misogynist! Please! Oh ho ho ho!

>used up pussy
>Having sex before the age of consent shall be punishable by death
It's as fresh as ever

While I can appreciate all that, a huge problem is we don't have any practical system for courting in place in modern society. At least not in the US. Also really you shouldn't be courting unless you have the means to support a family, or are close to having them, and that's getting increasingly hard to actually accomplish, and the age gets pushed farther and farther back. You end up making decent money for a while in your 20's, and maybe you can pull it off. Maybe you can get a good union job and end up in a post office or something. maybe.

If you go the college route, even if you stick with trades and you can get increased wages and security, but now you're set back a few years, and possibly have debt as well.

Our culture is at war with the family unit, and it's only getting worse and worse. The days of a 14 year old woman being able to start a family with a man and being fruitful members of society are gone. It's an equally, if not more unnatural situation in modern society.

>>1497
>>349

>>1497
>we don't have a practical system for courting
The system's plenty practical. Look: it managed to help women avoid you.

>>1769
>reddit jokes
haha so funny xD

>>348
But if sex before the age of consent is punishable by death for all parties, then you'll be fucking 30 year old virgin waifus who have aged like wine due to their prolonged celibacy.

also smoking and cheap alcohol should be banned, and maybe people would be healthier.

BUT on the other hand, dark alley rape rape would be like 1000000% compared to now.

oil sheikh would buy and fuck anything they want anyway

if certain .in and .ch didn't multiply itself like rabbits maybe we could have enough clear air? water and food.

more people less everything but poo and unrecyclables

>>3036
>India and Switzerland
gee I didn't know that the Swiss multiplied like rabbits :^)

Cancer

>>3048
Cancer! says the cancer, about the cancer.

>>1778
>30 year old virgin waifus
15 year old virgin waifus are 10x better though.

>>3053
>15 year old virgin waifus
PEDOPHILE ALERT
MUST REPORT TO THE AUTHORITIES
HAKASE WHERE IS THE REPORT BUTTON

Objectively incorrect.