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Ass grease Anonymous No.3000 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C] >>3002 >>3003 >>3006 >>3012
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I just got constipated and dug my finger inside my asshole to try and dislodge the shit. When my finger came out it was covered with globs of translucent, slightly yellow grease which smelled like a combination of shit and rancid dairy products.
Should I go to the doctor?

Anonymous No.3001 [D] >>3002

LOL
See if you can make a candle out of it
Imagine the delightful smell!

Anonymous No.3002 [D]

>>3000
>>3001
>the absolute state of white people

Anonymous No.3003 [D]

>>3000
its leftover lube from when your boyfriend raped you in the ass you massive faggot

Anonymous No.3006 [D]

>>3000
Nice GET assfaggot.
>Should I go to the doctor?
Blow it out your ass.


Anonymous No.3008 [D] >>3010

3000 posts in and this is what has already become of /b/

Anonymous No.3010 [D] >>3017

>>3008
>3000 posts in
You mean bot spam? We would still be in the lower hundreds if it wasn't for spammerkun


Anonymous No.3012 [D]

>>3000
The digestive tract produces mucus. It was probably mucus.

Eat more fiber, drink more water, and stop digging around in your asshole, you fucking degenerate.

Anonymous No.3017 [D]

>>3010
Bullshit. When spamnigger stopped spamming we were around 1500. Now we're 3000. So without spamnigger we would probably have 2000 by now.

Anonymous No.3018 [D][U][F]
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eat it