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# Why People Will Happily Line Up To Be Microchipped Like Dogs

by Tyler Durden
Nov 17, 2017 8:45 PM
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Authord by Daisy Luther via The Organic Prepper blog,

So...some people actually want to be microchipped like a dog. They’re lining up for it. They’re having parties to get it done. It if isn’t available to them, they’re totally bummed out.

I’m not even going to venture into the religious aspect of having a microchip inserted into a human being. Let’s just talk about the secular ramifications.

Certain folks won’t be happy until everyone has a computer chip implanted in them. Here’s how this could go.

- Initially, it would be the sheep who blindly desire to be chipped for their own “convenience” leading the way.
- Then, it would become remarkably inconvenient not to be chipped – sort of like it’s nearly impossible to not have a bank account these days.
- Then, the last holdouts could be forcibly chipped by law.

Read on, because I could not make this stuff up.

### Some employers are chipping workers.

Last summer, the internet was abuzz about a company in Wisconsin that wanted to microchip their employees. Workers at the technology company, Three Market Square, were given the option of having a chip implanted in their hands and 50 out of 80 eagerly lined up for the privilege.

Why? So they could buy food or swipe their way through building security with a wave of their hand. Software engineer Sam Bengtson explained why he was on board.

> “It was pretty much 100 percent yes right from the get-go for me. In the next five to 10 years, this is going to be something that isn’t scoffed at so much, or is more normal. So I like to jump on the bandwagon with these kind of things early, just to say that I have it.” (source)

He wasn’t alone. In fact, they had a microchipping party and some people got chipped live on TV so the rest of us reluctant humans could all see how cool it was to get microchipped. Watch what fun they had!

It isn’t just this American company chipping workers. Here’s an example in Sweden.

> What could pass for a dystopian vision of the workplace is almost routine at the Swedish start-up hub Epicenter. The company offers to implant its workers and start-up members with microchips the size of grains of rice that function as swipe cards: to open doors, operate printers or buy smoothies with a wave of the hand.

> “The biggest benefit, I think, is convenience,” said Patrick Mesterton, co-founder and chief executive of Epicenter. As a demonstration, he unlocks a door merely by waving near it. “It basically replaces a lot of things you have, other communication devices, whether it be credit cards or keys.” (source)

Alessandro Acquisti, a professor of information technology and public policy at Carnegie Mellon University’s Heinz College, warns that this might not be a good idea. (Although it doesn’t take a Ph.D. to realize this.)

> “Companies often claim that these chips are secure and encrypted…But “encrypted” is “a pretty vague term,” he said, “which could include anything from a truly secure product to something that is easily hackable.”

> Another potential problem, Dr. Acquisti said, is that technology designed for one purpose may later be used for another. A microchip implanted today to allow for easy building access and payments could, in theory, be used later in more invasive ways: to track the length of employees’ bathroom or lunch breaks, for instance, without their consent or even their knowledge.

> “Once they are implanted, it’s very hard to predict or stop a future widening of their usage,” Dr. Acquisti said. (source)

### Pretty soon, experts say everyone will want to be microchipped.

Many sources say that it’s inevitable that we’re all going to get chipped. Noelle Chesley, an associate professor of sociology at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, says it’s inevitable.

> “It will happen to everybody. But not this year, and not in 2018. Maybe not my generation, but certainly that of my kids.” (source)

Another pro-chipping advocate, Gene Munster, an investor and analyst at Loup Ventures, says that we just have to get past that silly social stigma and then everyone will be doing it within 50 years. Why? Oh, the benefits.

> The company, which sells corporate cafeteria kiosks designed to replace vending machines, would like the kiosks to handle cashless transactions.

> This would go beyond paying with your smartphone. Instead, chipped customers would simply wave their hands in lieu of Apple Pay and other mobile-payment systems.

> The benefits don’t stop there. In the future, consumers could zip through airport scanners sans passport or drivers license; open doors; start cars; and operate home automation systems. All of it, if the technology pans out, with the simple wave of a hand. (source)

There are other companies who are on board with chipping everyone.

> At a recent tech conference, Hannes Sjöblad explained how a microchip implanted in his hand makes his life easier. It replaces all the keys and cards that used to clutter his pockets.

> “I use this many times a day, for example, I use it to unlock my smart phone, to open the door to my office,” Sjöblad said.

> Sjöblad calls himself a biohacker. He explained, “We biohackers, we think the human body is a good start but there is certainly room for improvement.”

> The first step in that improvement is getting a microchip about size of a grain of rice slipped under the skin. Suddenly, the touch of a hand is enough to tell the office printer this is an authorized user.

> The microchips are radio frequency identification tags. The same technology widely used in things like key cards. The chips have been implanted in animals for years to help identify lost pets and now the technology is moving to humans.

> Tech start-up Dangerous Things has sold tens of thousands of implant kits for humans and some to tech companies in Europe.

> Sjöblad said he even organizes implant parties where people bond over getting chipped together. (source)

Will microchipping parties be the next generation of those outrageously expensive candle parties? Will folks be pimping microchips like they do those scented wax melts? Will it become some kind of MLM thing to make it even more socially acceptable?

A UK newspaper, the Sun, explains how awesome it is to be microchipped.

> The woman sat next to you could be hiding an implant under the skin which slowly releases hormones to stop her from getting pregnant.

> Nans and granddads across the nation come installed with cutting-edge technology installed just to boost their hearing and vision seeing or help them walk with comfort.

> We’re preparing ourselves for the next form of evolution in which humans will merge with artificial intelligence, becoming one with computers.

> At least that’s the belief of Dr. Patrick Kramer, chief cyborg officer at Digiwell, a company that claims to be dedicated to “upgrading humans”. (source)

Seriously, who wouldn’t want all that awesomeness in their lives?

### There are some serious pitfalls

While the current chips being “installed” in humans are said not to have GPS tracking, don’t you figure it’s just a matter of time? And also, how do you KNOW that there is no GPS tracking technology in that teeny little chip? Just because they tell you so?
Then there is the issue of the chip in your body being hacked.

> “This is serious stuff. We’re talking about a nonstop potential connection to my body and I can’t turn it off, I can’t put it away, it’s in me. That’s a big problem,” said Ian Sherr, an executive editor at CNET.

> “It’s very easy to hack a chip implant, so my advice is don’t put your life secrets on an implant, Sjöblad said…

> “It’s about educating the people and giving every person the tools…not only how to use the technology but, more importantly, when it’s being used against you,” Sjöblad warned. (source)

### And microchipping won’t stop with a payment chip in your hand.

The endgame is microchipping people’s brains. And folks are chomping at the bit to get them. Scientists are saying that they can fix mental health issues with brain chips, they can make people smarter, and help them “merge” with AI. A chipped person could, theoretically, think his thoughts right onto his computer.

Watch this video...

So, with these chips in our brains, we’ll actually be merging with computers to some degree. The robot overlords will have a pretty easy takeover if our brains can be accessed like this.

### Microchips may not be optional one day.

This horror movie gets even scarier. There is already a law on the books that potentially allows human beings to be forcibly chipped.

Oh, it’s couched in warm, fuzzy language and they say it’s just to help keep track of folks with Alzheimer’s or other developmental disabilities, but remember that the most unpatriotic law ever passed was also called the Patriot Act.

H.R.4919 was passed in 2016.

> It directs the Department of Justice’s (DOJ’s) Bureau of Justice Assistance (BJA) to award competitive grants to health care, law enforcement, or public safety agencies, and nonprofit organizations, to develop or operate locally based proactive programs to prevent wandering and locate missing individuals with dementia or children with developmental disabilities. The BJA must give preference to law enforcement or public safety agencies partnering with nonprofit organizations that use person-centered plans and are directly linked to individuals, and families of individuals, with dementia or developmental disabilities. (source)

Despite the fact that the bill requires everyone to use privacy “best practices,” it’s not that much of a stretch to see what a slippery slope this is. Who gets to decide whether a person “needs” to be chipped for their own good? Law enforcement. Scary.

### Could this lead to a cashless society?

If “everyone” is getting microchipped like these experts predict, that could be the next step in the push toward a cashless society. Think about the lack of privacy then. If everything is purchased via a chip unique to you, then no purchases could be under the radar. Whether a person was stocking up on food, watching X-rated movies, reading books on revolution, or buying ammo, it would all be recorded in a database. Our purchases could be used in some kind of pre-crime technology, ala Minority Report, or they could be used to profile us in other ways.

If there is no way to make purchases but with a chip, many people will have to reluctantly comply. The same chips could be a requirement for medical care, driver’s licenses, jobs – you name it. No matter where you tried to hide, your GPS locator would mean that you would be found. It would be like everyone being forced to have one of those ankle bracelets that criminals wear, except it would be inside your body.

If you think the atmosphere of control is unnerving now, just wait. When everyone is microchipped, the net will be even tighter.

Between the pending robot apocalypse that I wrote about earlier this week and forcible microchipping, it seems like we won’t have to wait for “climate change” or a war of Mutually Assured Destruction to get us. Technology just might be the end of humanity.

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JustPrintMoreDuh Nov 17, 2017 8:46 PM

FUCK THAT

peddling-fiction JustPrintMoreDuh Nov 17, 2017 8:51 PM

They went Full Retard.

Look at the size of her schnauz!

Stu Elsample peddling-fiction Nov 17, 2017 8:52 PM

FORWARD!.....to the cattle cars

Blythes Master Stu Elsample Nov 17, 2017 8:53 PM

Over my dead body.

His name was Seth Rich.

Crazy Or Not Blythes Master Nov 17, 2017 9:00 PM

won't need chips, in 5 years won't be able to do jack without retina scan and cashless via phone. you's tracked.
Game Over.

NoDecaf Crazy Or Not Nov 17, 2017 9:01 PM

Sarah Conner are you ready to get chipped?

sure, she says and steps up the professional piercer

just as he reaches for her hand, she grabs his and stabs him in the neck

and then proceeds to kill everyone in the room.

remember folks, it wasn't a movie, it was an instruction manual

Common_Law NoDecaf Nov 17, 2017 10:11 PM

The "chips" are injectable. So it'll probably be a vaccine.

https://www.nature.com/news/injectable-brain-implant-spies-on-individual...

Think "musk's anti AI world domination vaccine"

espirit Common_Law Nov 17, 2017 10:24 PM

Sorry folks, but I'm going back over to the spray painted naked chicks thread.

Implied Violins Common_Law Nov 18, 2017 2:34 AM

That sounds right. They have been developing nanoparticle technology, and can probably already place trackable tags through vaccines.

But if this shit becomes mandatory, I will resist with EXTREME PREJUDICE. And it frightens me how often I feel compelled to write those words these days...

vato poco Implied Violins Nov 18, 2017 3:31 AM

Q: why are they all wanting to get chipped?

A: Most People Are Fucking Idiots

Nexus789 vato poco Nov 18, 2017 4:56 AM

You only need to read the sycophantic crap on LinkedIn to realise how many idiots there are out there.

new game vato poco Nov 18, 2017 7:59 AM

lowest common denominator, lcd, is the temporary world we live in.

devolution is underway. the artificial systems will only support this so long,

until,

reversion to the norm of evolution by selection...

Macavity NoDecaf Nov 18, 2017 3:21 AM

Nice one. The societal solution to pre-empt chipping is a flood of gruesome scenes in mainstream cinema--across the world --of the corralling and slaughter of microchipped "citizens". Think Hunger Games volume 6.

IH8OBAMA Crazy Or Not Nov 17, 2017 9:05 PM

I already have a chip. It's sitting right on my shoulder.

Crazy Or Not IH8OBAMA Nov 17, 2017 9:22 PM

Bravo!
The gift of Cassandra, was to see the future, the curse was no one believed the foretellings...
I'm not so gifted, still glimpses of this shitshow are breeding ground for chips. :/

Nexus789 IH8OBAMA Nov 18, 2017 4:54 AM

I'm balanced. I have a chip on each shoulder.

TBT or not TBT Stu Elsample Nov 17, 2017 8:55 PM

This idea was first proposed in a sci-fi/horror chapter of a religious collection titled "The Bible". Last book, Revelations, says the Beast will prevent anyone without the mark of the Beast from buying or selling.

Akzed TBT or not TBT Nov 17, 2017 8:58 PM

1. That has nothing to do with this.

2. There's no S in Revelation.

shovelhead Akzed Nov 17, 2017 9:48 PM

Except the S in bullshit.

RedBaron616 shovelhead Nov 17, 2017 11:18 PM

Yes, everything just magically happened here on earth like magic. Never mind that things left to themselves actually decompose rather than move to more complex things.

TBT or not TBT shovelhead Nov 17, 2017 11:37 PM

There's a sort of S in Apocalypse, which I thought was the original title in Greek, the language it was written in, from memory. But it would be pedantic to insist on such a trifling point.

kochevnik TBT or not TBT Nov 17, 2017 9:04 PM

No buying/selling??? Jew nightmare!

You Only Live Twice TBT or not TBT Nov 18, 2017 2:25 AM

666 probably refers to bar-codes which all have the symbol for 6 as the entry, middle and exit. As part of the coming cashless society, using counterfitting as an excuse, the Bankers will probably require that everyone be marked with a bar-code in order to do transactions (or buying and selling).

Normalcy Bias peddling-fiction Nov 17, 2017 9:12 PM

Sweden is clearly the test case on how to destroy a Western Democracy for the scum behind the likes of Barbara Lerner Spectre, et al.

Stu Elsample Normalcy Bias Nov 17, 2017 9:27 PM

All of Europe is a test case. Even the rebel nations such as Poland will not survive the Joos' dirty work

SilverDoctors JustPrintMoreDuh Nov 17, 2017 9:02 PM

Mark of the Beast. Literally. And so it begins...

http://iamcallingyounow.blogspot.com/2017/09/mark-of-beast-2017-it-has-b...

MARK OF THE BEAST 2017--IT HAS BEGUN

Video also posted on the Behold I Come youtube channel here:
https://youtu.be/SbaiyOIutNI
What you are witnessing and what you are experiencing is the beginning of the end of the ways of man. There is an appointed time and season for all to come to pass and you have now begun the time of the end.
It is of the utmost importance that you heed My voice and learn of My instructions, or you will fall prey to the evil one and his manipulative and deceptive schemes.
All those made in My image are redeemable, but the wicked one and those who choose to follow him are forever separated from Me, and will not be permitted to repent or be forgiven for their treachery of the Most High Creator.
Your adversary will continue to make war on the saints until his allotted time is over. He hates you because you are made in My image, but he hated Me first. In his fury, for thousands of years, he has worked aggressively to amass an army for his own so called kingdom, as he will attempt to make himself a god before Me, destroying as many as he can along the way.
For those who will not willingly give allegiance to him, he will accuse and petition against and attack. He has planned the greatest deception for mankind and sadly, many will succumb as they have not taken My Word seriously.
Because satan cannot create beings, he must inhabit them in order to retain control so his plans can be acted upon. This is an understanding you must have for these days upon you, as you are living in the days of Noah.
When the fallen angels came down and knew the daughters of men, My pure and untainted bloodline fell under a curse. The Nephilim offspring and strange hybrids that came as a result of evil spirits mixing with flesh was an abomination in My sight. Therefore, I destroyed the earth with a flood.
Because of the forbidden knowledge that was presented to mankind, many things that were not possible through manipulative knowledge previously, then became known and tangible in this realm.
I am speaking of manipulation of DNA and of the flesh that was created in My image. By mingling evil spirits with the blood of the flesh of men and animals, satan has and is acquiring the hosts he desires to accomplish his wicked design, which is to ultimately be a god and to kidnap as many of those who are created in My image as he can, so they too will be forever lost to Me.
Remember, because he is not a creator, he and those with him must find vessels to inhabit. He acquires vessels in several ways. One of the ways is deception to the point where a soul will choose him as their god over Me, therefore making an allegiance with this soul that he will never keep in the end. He will use this soul for his purposes, then discard it.
Then there is the science and technology which now has caused man to believe he can create and I am no longer necessary. He has influenced men to create beings not made in My image and because of this, they are soul-less, as My Spirit does not dwell within these beings. These entities are then easily controlled and manipulated to respond to the commands of their programmers. There is evidence everywhere now of this very thing I speak of. Part of the plan to condition you to accept this as your reality is to present this evil as common place in your programming and movies, TV and entertainment, etc.. All of these plans are directly projected at you on a daily basis, so over time it becomes accepted as modern reality. Conditioning in this manner targets the soul nature, the mind, the intellect, the emotions, and causes you to be continually drawn away from Me, as the more you operate from soul nature and not spirit, the more easily deceived you become.
You are now in the time when the wicked one is finalizing his greatest deception. Those who have not learned of Me through My Word, those who cannot discern truth from lies, those who have not fully committed to Me, will very soon be forced to make a decision that will mean eternal life, or eternal death.
As I allow tribulation now and judgments to come upon the lands, many areas will be uninhabitable, and many others will be overtaken by the beast system, and your rights and free-will are going to be removed. You must choose now if you have not already who you give allegiance to.
As destruction falls and resources become unavailable, you will be told to comply as ordered and be governed by this system which ultimately has marked you for destruction.
This mark of the beast that is spoken of in My Word is what I refer to. It is an implant in the forehead or the right hand that will enable you to go about life in a way similar to what you foreknew. However, this implant is programmable; and once it enters the flesh of man, will alter the bloodline just as the evil ones cursed the bloodline in the days of Noah, and you will no longer, at that point, be able to discern My Spirit or hear the voice of your Creator. If taken, this implant will control you and cause you to see and hear anything the enemy desires you to experience. My Holy Spirit cannot indwell at the same time a vessel that also houses darkness.
So, do you now see why My words to you have been so urgent and the warnings are so grave in nature? Many do not believe that you now live in this season, but again, the evidence is everywhere. For those who have eyes to see and ears to hear, you will perceive and you will only obey the voice of your King. To those whose hearts are hardened and who continually refuse truth, what more can I say? To ignore My warnings, will bring certain death to your souls.
I wish that not one would be lost, but I must allow what I am allowing as all will be fulfilled. Cast down your idols and repent, and come to Me, so I may reveal My Spirit and all My Heart to you in this hour.
I tell you children, it is only the beginning of the darkest times the world has ever known. The judgments will continue to strike, one after another, and confusion and chaos will reign amongst those who do not fear My name.
Call upon Me in your hour of trial, and I will hear you and I will deliver you. Come under the shelter of My wings while My indignation passes.
Nothing here in the temporal is worth losing for all eternity, your souls. Choose love and life; choose Me this hour, as it will be darkest before the morning comes.
My chosen Ones, the time for you to shine like My Son and gather the lost to Me has come. Exalt Me in this great hour of trial the earth is plunging into. Trust in My design and My purposes. Obey at all costs and watch and see what I will do through My holy and transformed instruments of righteousness!
All of Heaven is positioned and at the ready.
Hear Me oh ye heavens and earth! The Holy One who sits on the Throne has spoken. Hearken to My voice and it shall be well for you.
GOD THE FATHER OF ALL CREATION AND HIS SON
YAHUSHUA
Anonymous_Benef... SilverDoctors Nov 17, 2017 9:27 PM

Nothing but the screechings of a madman.

Scornd Anonymous_Beneficiary Nov 17, 2017 9:36 PM

but you are delusional. what would you know about any of that?

Scornd SilverDoctors Nov 17, 2017 9:34 PM

tis easier for a camel to pass thru the eye of a needle
than a rich man make it to heaven.

the money. stop worshipping it ZH

SixIsNinE SilverDoctors Nov 17, 2017 10:09 PM

ah.... his son's name is JESUS - where are you from?

and nobody cares about being chipped.

got a few peanutzz here saying no, but trust me - I KNOW. americans want their TeeVee and spoonfed monsanto roundupready food.

even fave zh contributor Mike "Blitz" Krieger was a deer in the headlights after I talked to him about realities. EVERYBODY the same. if their paycheck might be threatened, they go back in their squirrelsnest.

The FACT that MDMA could be penalized for 30 years and grouped like the others and recently got DEA/FDA approval for BREAKTHROUGH treatment for PTSD and still 99.99 % of people don't know, and zerohedge hasn't even covered it, tells us the vast majority are sheeple.

MDMA is miraculous. full stop. Hundreds of millions of people exclaiming in Joy and Enthusiasm of the wonders of it, fell on deaf ears....

even our fave commenter Radical Marijuana would not be roused to action ( had discussions 5 years ago with him)

and our beloved Hedgeless H is just happy with the alcohol and Texan flavors ....

no...

Americans will be chipped and they'll love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEwS3iY5Bss - Truthfactory cat explaining how your smartphone will make you comply.

RedBaron616 SilverDoctors Nov 17, 2017 11:01 PM

I worship Jesus Christ, not your Yahushua. If you think saying something in Jewish, it makes no difference to God. He understands English just as well. Perhaps you should read what the historic Church has had to say about the Revelation of St. John. Hint: It isn't the future prophesy you have been falsely told it is. It was written specifically to 7 churches in Asia and they don't represent church ages either.

PS: This is a comment page. Don't write a book. It is rude, especially in all bold. I seriously doubt anyone here will read all your ramblings.

Libtard RedBaron616 Nov 18, 2017 6:37 AM

News flash the Messiah was a Hebrew, from line of David, the tribe of Judah. He was not a greco/roman. His name is pronounced Yeshua in Aramaic or Yahoshuah, or Yahshuah in Hebrew. The name litterally means Yahweh is Savaltion. The name "Jesus" is a 17th century invention. "Jesus" doesnt mean anything. Read the following and tell me what makes more sense, an aramaic/hebrew name given to a someone in a aramaic/hebrew culture that actually describes His purpose or a roman/latin/english transliteration that doesnt mean anything?

"But while he thought about this, see, a messenger of YHWH appeared to him in a dream, saying, “Yoseph, son of Dawid?, do not be afraid to take Miryam as your wife, for that which is in her was brought forth from the. Set-apart (Holy) Spirit. “And she shall give birth to a Son, and you shall call His Name Yahshua for He shall save His people from their sins. And all this came to be in order to fill what was spoken by YHWH through the prophet, saying, “See, an ‘almah’ (virgin) shall conceive, and she shall give birth to a Son, and they shall call His Name Immanuel, ” which translated, means, “El" (God) is with us.”

Mattithyahu (Matthew) 1:20?-?23 TS2009

The Roman Catholic Church is the whore of babylon and the Mother of Harlots from the book of Revelation. The protestants are the "daughters" of the whore.the RCC even calls itself the "The Mother Church."

You're right, Revelation is a historically fullfiled book and you should absolutely go and study church history. What you'll find is that the great falling away Paul talks about started happening at the end of the first century and culminated with the council of Nicea. You will learn about the immense anti-semitism that was at work during that time that influenced much of church doctrine still in practice today. You will learn how the early "church fathers" did everything they could to distance themselves from the hebrews even the mesianic hebrews. You will learn how the biblical 7th day Sabbath was changed to SUNday or the "venerable day of the Sun." You will also learn how the pagan holidays of easter and christmas replaced the biblical feast days as ordained by the Father and observed by the Messiah. I could go on and on....

Mainstream christianity is a "lawless" (non-Torah observant) religion. The Messiah, the deciples, and the first century apostles warned against lawless men. The Roman false image of the lawless Messiah called "Jesus Christ" is the anti-messiah, or anti-christ. In latin "anti" doesnt necessarily mean against but rather in place of or a substitute for something, which is exactly what Constantine did, he created a substitute pagan messiah for the true biblical Hebrew Messiah.

tocointhephrase SilverDoctors Nov 18, 2017 3:52 AM

HalleluYah!

Akzed SilverDoctors Nov 18, 2017 8:16 AM

"My hand will be against the prophets who see false visions and utter lying divinations," Ezekiel 13:9.

HRClinton JustPrintMoreDuh Nov 17, 2017 10:27 PM

Blockchain + Microchipping = Global Totalitarianism by the (((Banksters))) and their vassals.

Squilliam Fancyson JustPrintMoreDuh Nov 18, 2017 7:50 AM

The anticontraceptive implant will enable the chippers to chip us. First women, then men. And they know it. It's all in the pipeline. There is no escaping.

Francis Marx Nov 17, 2017 8:49 PM

Bark..bark. Happily said the stupid surfs.

Overfed Francis Marx Nov 17, 2017 9:23 PM

Serfs. And yeah, fuck that shit. They can microchip my dead carcass.

Anonymous_Benef... Overfed Nov 17, 2017 9:28 PM

Serf's Up BRAH!

Miffed Microbio... Overfed Nov 17, 2017 11:25 PM

What, you have no desire to become Locutus of Borg? How unseemingly individualistic you are.

Miffed;-)

DarthVaderMentor Nov 17, 2017 8:56 PM

So who wants to be JOHNNY MNEMONIC?

Not me, but I'm sure there's lots of fools on FakeBook and Twatter who will just love to be chipped like bitches.....and cows.....and sheep on the Globalist Socialist Liberal Progressive plantation...

Beam me up Scotty! Living among Klingons has got to be better than living here!

Stu Elsample Nov 17, 2017 8:54 PM

They'll be bleeding salsa if they try to put that chip in me

The only 24/7 tracking chip that I'll accept is my cell phone

DarthVaderMentor Stu Elsample Nov 17, 2017 8:57 PM

and I take the batter out and put mine in my microwave every night.....sleeping much better ever since

Anonymous_Benef... DarthVaderMentor Nov 17, 2017 9:29 PM

You keep batter in the microwave??

DarthVaderMentor Anonymous_Beneficiary Nov 17, 2017 11:05 PM

Battery

Dsyno Stu Elsample Nov 17, 2017 9:56 PM

"The only 24/7 tracking chip that I'll accept is my cell phone."

A decade ago, you would've never believed that. But here you are.

In another decade, you'll be saying: "The only 24/7 tracking chip that I'll accept is the RFID chip in my hand. The rest of it, no way."

Stu Elsample Dsyno Nov 17, 2017 10:16 PM

The cell phone is a necessary evil to a lot of people, just like the license plates on their cars. Do you accept having police state license plates on your privately owned vehicle/s??

RedBaron616 Dsyno Nov 17, 2017 11:22 PM

I at least keep the GPS shut off. Yeah, they can triangulate, but that's a lot of work.

Dsyno RedBaron616 Nov 18, 2017 12:06 AM

Do you really think it's completely turned off? And can't be accessed remotely?

Squilliam Fancyson RedBaron616 Nov 18, 2017 8:00 AM

And illegal. So I do the same

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