There are two ways to get shitpost flowing. One of them - raw dudepower, highly volatile until it gets to 4chan levels of user count when replacement rate is higher than desertion rate, is unavailable to /aM/ at this stage so no point considering it.
Second is synergetic shitpost attunement amplification. Allow me to explain: when you have several dudes on a similar shitpost frequency their shitpost will add together in a process called constructive shitpost interference. In contrast when someone of wildly different shitpost frequency starts emitting the overall shitpost might even entirely cancel itself out leaving a barren board in what's called a destructive shitpost interference. I think it's time to reevaluate our situation and priorities.
I wish I had the time to wait till I can find a scene in some amine that I could then use to wrap my ideas into to make it at least slightly entertaining but I don't know when we'd come together again if not after something the site disappearing for a week or so.