Every day and every night, I find myself unable to sleep or concentrate knowing that someone as overweight and ugly as Charlie managed to date Marky. It leaves me wondering if I could ever end up with someone as attractive as her? What did Charlie have that won Marky over? Was she that lonely? I would kill myself if I was Charlie and I lost a hottie like Marky.

I also noticed that Marky gained an extra friend on Facebook over the past few days. She used to have 167 friends, and now she has 168. What if I sent her a friend request? Should I send her a friend request?