So how was Corbis Dallas pulled away from huffing ipads and chino at Wafflehouse and enhaling glizzies at Nascar, to this specific combo of two out of millions of people online? What gained the interest of what was previously just a random YouTube channel known for someone's daughter speaking about dragon dildos or something.

Like what even does any of this have to do with what I'd say is a stretch attempt of sentience.

Is this what happens if Nascar goes away, they begin breathing and trying to act alive with some nonsensical dribble?

Just mrrrrrrm mrrrm hmm...*gasping first true breath*, "um, people, and, and, sex!"

Can't say I've seen sentient people's daughters seeking this kinda thing. Maybe sheet music and recipes?

Like it's an old woman trait you just don't wanna be seen with. Worse than being infertile.

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