I've become a homosexual now sucking dick at corner gas stations
I need to earn my daily bread one way or another and can't imagine myself actually working for it at a "real job"
I've tried blogging my misadventures on tumblr but no one seems to go there anymore and now not even myself
After a while of this new Bohemian life style I just decided to kick it in and give up, feeling the urge to just get on my knees and start suckin dick
After so many years of /agatha2/ I realized it was better that way, I knew I was going to be a better woman that I could ever have hoped as a man
So now I wear pretty little dresses and shove rolls of coin up my ass to practice my sphincter muscles so I can be better behind the Denny's at 2 in the morning making cheddar

I hope you understand my lifestyle choices and just know it wasn't me, it was you

-totally not eh guy that's been posting frequently very recently enjoying himself in every which way