there is not one of you here that wouldn't dream of transforming yourself into marky's favorite anime character and wife Urabe Mikoto

For those that aren't familiar with mysterious girlfriend x here is a brief synopsis from Wikipedia:
>The series follows the relationship of Akira Tsubaki and Mikoto Urabe. Urabe is a transfer student who recently came to Tsubaki's school. After a series of strange events, Tsubaki finds himself addicted to Urabe's drool. Once she claims the addiction as love sickness, the relationship slowly progresses, focusing on the odd bond that comes out of the drool attachment.
>As the story progresses, the relationship between the two deepens into genuine love. The manga strongly foreshadows that they will never break up, but rather will stay together for life

you will never be the /jp/ otaku/tranny that marky fantasizes as her wife, whom she is addicted and forever attached to. marky's life was forever transformed in that shed.