It's me, Cyanidel. The real me this time guys, for real. I'm emphasizing the fact it's me because it's important that you know it's me.

Please be nice to Cewl because i love her and you have to care what I think. It isn't her fault that she's addicted to heroin and BBC.

I just want to make it clear that what we had was not a relationship. My cock was not big or black or horse shaped enough for her to want to be serious with me.

She's really trustworthy and a good person and I love her, you can take my word for it because I am a good man who talks with smart words and proper punctuation and that makes me better then you.

Please don't hurt yourself Cewl, you know, other than on some black mans thick girthy penis.
Anyway, you're too old for me anyway <3