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Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.19906 del
Reading her dream diary. Even her dreams are super pretentious. I love you Ken.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.19907 del
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i dreamt i experienced bianca's murder from her perspective, my neck slashed open as i sputtered and died."

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.19909 del
That IS kinda hot though, right?
Not her getting killed of course, but I mean that she dreams of herself in such an incredibly submissive position.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.19911 del
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Based trad Christian Ken

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.19912 del
Ken must smell so fucking good!

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.19914 del
who the hell just puts their dream journal publicly online for everyone to read. how much of a narcissist do you even have to be to do something like this

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.19915 del
I think it’s fine tbh, you’re reading too much into it. Her names not even on the website and it’s been functioning for years. Only reason anyone found it is because we have some of the most dedicated stalkers on hand.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.19916 del
it makes more sense that she’s a narcissist given the overly flowery pseudo intellectual way she writes when it’s public. meanwhile, in private (like her Reddit account) she actually writes like an average person. at this point, with the Flickr and public dream diary, I really think she secretly likes being observed and wants to be desired to fulfill her ego. she knows that only we would be checking it

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.19917 del
People write/talk differently for different occasions, people, audiences, etc. That’s just normal. Plus the reddit is several years old.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.19918 del
The vast majority of women show off their tits and ass on social media (not to mention real life), so it really shouldn't be surprising. It absolutely is narcissistic behavior.
She's likely only saying stuff like this to appease her own conscience, like when fat chicks post stuff like "fat is beautiful". Actually trad people wouldn't act like she acts.
Smartest person in the thread.
Hybristophilia moment. Guys it's totally normal to dream about being slaughtered in cold blood. She's not mentally ill at all.
Idk lads, I dream about enjoying my time with my gf and being happy. Maybe I'm the abnormal retarded one, huh?
Effectively all women dream of being submissive, it's just that their own mental retardation and social conditioning discourage them from openly admitting it.
For example, try to think of when exactly women willingly choose to take the dominant role:
During social interactions? Nope.
During dating\sex? Nope.
In their jobs? Nope.
In their finances? Nope.
In their writing? Nope.
In the media they consume? Nope.
Everywhere you look, women overwhelmingly choose to take on the passive role. It's just that they almost never openly admit it, unless of course when they half-admit it while saying some retarded line like her being "too good" for everyone around her. Rationalizations.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.19920 del
>Effectively all women dream of being submissive,
Not all.

>it's just that their own mental retardation and social conditioning discourage them from openly admitting it.
Not all.

Didn't read the rest.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.19921 del
you’re not gonna think I’m the smartest person in the thread anymore cause I think you're retarded especially the stuff you’re saying about women. i remember you from the last thread too. I think kennedi has her issues for sure but I don’t see it from this weird bitter incel standpoint. people like you are why she hates us.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.19922 del
She has PTSD from nearly being killed, dumbass. Nightmares with violence are the #1 symptom. There’s nothing erotic about how she writes about it.

Also apparently this site has been around since 2017, and she’s been editing it every few months for years on end. She obviously never expected or wanted anyone to find it otherwise she would’ve posted it somewhere. It’s obvious it was some personal project.

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Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.19924 del
Not him but thank you for always making these threads even worse with /pol/ screenshots and snippets of your gay ass ‘festo.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.19925 del
all men are rapists then
If you disagree you have a low IQ

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.19926 del
I still think you made a good point in that other post, even if you disagree with or dislike me.
Maybe my viewpoint is cynical, but I don't believe it is incorrect. I'm not happy that women are retarded, I'd prefer if they weren't.
Also, I guarantee you that the men she's into have similar thoughts, at least subconsciously. The only difference is they don't openly mention them.
What's the story of her nearly being killed?

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.19927 del
Her ex bf showed up with a gun (years after breaking up I think?) and tried to break in, she had to call the cops and get a restraining order.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.19930 del
> she knows that only we would be checking it
that neocities has over 20,000 views and the flickr has some friends of hers following it. i think you’re over estimating her. she’s not a narcissist, she’s just very stupid imo. not even stupid but doesn’t think things through to potential conclusions enough. she genuinely doesn’t realize exactly how obsessed people are and that everything she puts online will be immediately clocked and spread everywhere. to her she’s being normal and acting like “everyone else,” because she forgets how unique her situation is and she can’t act accordingly. she really wants to be normal in certain ways, and in other ways she feels an undying need to be seen as special. girl autism

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.19931 del
forgot to reply to >>19916

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.19933 del
Thanks for answering.
This may suggest that she was already attracted to violent men prior to that incident. What's her dating history before him?

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.19934 del
that was her first bf, he wasn’t violent until after they broke up but nice armchair attempt

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.19936 del
You're telling me that this dude was allegedly psychotic enough to wield a firearm and attempt literal murder, but there weren't any signs he was violent, and no red flags? Come the fuck on.
This is as bad as when single moms say the man "changed" after their kid was born.
Also megalol at how she can somehow detect "signs" from anons autistically commenting on her life on obscure subforums, but you're telling me she couldn't do it with a man she knew personally?
It's either hybristophilia or the guy was really good looking.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.19937 del
he was ugly af but stop victim blaming

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.19938 del
he was extremely unattractive and autistic. she was in genuinely love with him because she was sheltered and had no friends and didn’t know what a healthy relationship looked like. why is this hard to believe? cases like this are a dime a dozen and it’s not because women all want to fuck men who want to kill them. like what’s wrong with you? seriously. you have your own thread.

also i like how you changed your made up life story from having a wife to her just being a gf.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.19939 del
I'll stop victim blaming when women stop chasing obviously shitty men.
Hundreds of men around her, and she picks the one violent one. Less than 1% chance of it being an accident.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.19940 del
Please explain to me why women who have access to hundreds of overall decent men, go out of their way to date obviously shitty ones.
I really wanna know, cause maybe there's an obvious answer I'm just missing.
I ask because right now my current theory is that they LIKE the abuse. Otherwise why would they chase it?

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 21:04 [Preview] No.19941 del
you sound like the type who would kill her. waaa why dont women like nice guys like meee

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 21:08 [Preview] No.19942 del
Apparently I'd fly completely under her radar, redditfag.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.19943 del
she was a teenager and a shut-in NEET with autism, he was the first person she met who she thought was similar to her (autistic, liked books, same music taste). i think she was literally 16 when they met, and she had no irl friends so she didn’t actually have men surrounding her.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.19944 del
I sincerely find it hard to believe that she had literally zero friends or male attention.
A roughly average looking woman doesn't just go through life without attention. It may not be attention from the popular girls or jock guys, but I guarantee you she got attention.
Frankly, it sounds like she's just copying 4chan stories about friendless autists. Women really can't stand seeing men be victims of anything, so they "appropriate" men's experience and claim it as their own.

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Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.19947 del
You’re forgetting she was born and raised in the middle of nowhere and her only friend was her cousin who killed himself, then she finished school and was home alone 24/7. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if her autism diagnosis was a result of being raised like this instead of biological.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.19948 del
only low iq retards make up strawman arguments like yours

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.19951 del
Just the fact that she went to school is more than enough to get her in contact with people. You're expecting me to believe something that's extremely improbable.
Counting just the 4 years of high school, she had 4 years, and 100-500 people around her, and you're expecting me to believe that, among all of those, she had ZERO contacts?
Additionally, that the first contact she did make, just magically happened to be a violent guy?
What's more likely: A roughly average young woman being ignored by literally hundreds of people for YEARS, or, she's a bit messed up in the head and has the hots for a violent guy? Come the fuck on.

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.19952 del
any photographer anons wanna critique her photography? is it good? What kind of camera does she use

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:27 [Preview] No.19953 del
Not a photographer myself, but I don’t think she’s trying to be a photographer, she’s just having fun taking pictures. There’s no way to tell what camera someone uses either.

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.19955 del
why do I even bother reading the posts when it's literally the same rehashed shit of the previous ten threads? it feels like groundhog day, but everybody is annoying and autistic as fuck

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.19956 del
but bruh it’s her neocities. this is the most exciting thing that has happened in a ken thread in forever

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.19957 del
20,000 views over many, many years, including other content on the site. And the dream journal seems to only go back to 2021, so that's new. Unless it's not loading further for me.20k isn't a lot of hits for many years. put up a random pink themed site, share it around on tumblr within a community on there and see what happens

I don't think we have to pretend that she doesn't know it's only orbiters reading her dreams. for some reason, she likes the idea of being desired and feeling like she has a fanbase. But also getting to act like she doesn't like it, while keeping everything public and continuing to post. It's not hard to just delete your account, but she can't resist posting selfies online

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.19958 del
Also you're right and people disagreeing are idiots, not to mention she's always made friends easily and distinctly mentions 20 different friends, just the ones who she dreams about

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.19959 del
right aside from saying she was appropriating men, I dont think its that. women can be friendless losers, but only due to extreme mental issues. she definitely includes a shy-autist 4chin girl personality apart of her online persona. even though she's very sociable irl and always hanging out with various friends and has them in her photos. Even in high-school she had friends

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.19960 del
yeah this autistic girl has way more friends than me and i’m what she would consider a “normie”

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.19971 del
She has irl friends NOW. But didn’t in the past.

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.19972 del
Also she hasn’t talked about being le lonely friendless autistic shy grille in literally like, what, over 5 years now? Why are you both judging her based on how she presented herself on tumblr when she was a teenager? I haven’t even seen her complain whatsoever about orbiters in years either except when someone was harassing her on youtube and she told them to fuck off (nicely). Seems like the lack of content is making everyone think she’s still 16. Some of her perfume reviews and the last batches of tumblr posts she made are all about how happy she is to finally be happy and healthy with friends. People change. What’s so hard to understand?

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.19975 del
>God is love.

Lmao Ken didn't read the old testament

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.19978 del
>he doesn’t know who simone weil is

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.19979 del
this is why it never makes sense when people here insist orbiters are the only ones who care about ken. most people who followed her on tumblr and instagram were always women, thousands of them. her most insane stalkers were also women. this girls account seems pretty normal though so i assume she followed her on tumblr

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.19982 del
Just the fact that she puts on a "shy 4chan autist" persona\personality already means she's appropriating men. It's effectively blackface, she's using other people's life situation for fun and attention.
It's also funny how there are literally THOUSANDS of "shy 4chan autist" men in pure isolation, but as soon as there's a woman who's like that, suddenly she gets tons of love and attention. Absolute female privilege.
Also, I have literally never seen a woman who doesn't have any friends or suitors. Typically the mentally ill ones end up getting even more attention. It's worth repeating the classic r9k adage "Women can't be lonely".
(While with men, you can find friendless virgins by the hundreds)

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.19983 del
>Why are you both judging her based on how she presented herself on tumblr when she was a teenager?
Because people are saying that her being an allegedly "friendless autist" was the reason why she dated a violent guy.

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Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.19985 del
I can't agree. She had friends in high-school, some of which she's still friends with. Still being friends with people who you went to hs with means those were pretty strong friendships. Maybe she goes for the lonely Autist persona slightly less than before, but it was never as true as the way she wanted it to be perceived for the sake of her tumblr persona

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.19987 del
It's funny how a persona who'd make a man a social outcast and possibly die alone, actually INCREASES a woman's popularity\appeal.
Truly they are the oppressed gender.

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.19988 del
you mean internet friends? lmao. my point was she was in physical actual isolation. chatting online isn’t a substitute for real life friendship or dating, no matter how you spin it.

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.19989 del
ok, so now what? btw to touch on an earlier post you made, men are attracted to interesting and attractive women, women are attracted most to financial stability. women are literally biologically hardwired to seek out older men with money and men are hardwired to seek out little mousy minxes like ken who excite them. why are you seething about it every day? like it’s biological. why be mad about it and blame women when there’s an incentive for it from a reproductive standpoint and men are just as hardwired to seek out helpless young women? you sound like a bitter feminist complaining about god’s will at that point.

quite frankly you seem jealous of ken for having done something with her unhappiness instead of having stayed stuck how she was at 16. she actually made changes and now her life and personality are completely different for the better. and all that makes you think is that she lied and led people on and manipulated everyone into thinking she was someone she wasn’t, instead of recognizing that actual healthy people change and make improvements. we can’t be teenagers forever

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.19990 del
You sound like a jealous woman. sorry you can’t be Ken

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.19991 del
What? There’s no one she knew in high school who she’s friends with now. What are you talking about?

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.19992 del
>why are you seething about it every day?
Because there is a large disparity in ease of life and how individuals are treated, between men and women. And it's unfair.
>like it’s biological. why be mad about it
Bad argument. Theft, murder, and rape are biological too, but that doesn't make them right.
>and blame women
They contribute at least 50% towards the issue. I also blame simps.
>there’s an incentive for it from a reproductive standpoint
Men have a reproductive incentive to rape all women, but that doesn't make it right. Again, that's a bad argument.
>men are just as hardwired to seek out helpless young women
Bullshit. Men prefer healthy women.
The idea that men are into helpless women is just a feminist victim fantasy about all the big bad men who just want to eat up all the women.
>jealous of ken for having done something with her unhappiness
Her "unhappiness" was practically fabricated, especially by herself. It's like shitting my pants, cleaning up, and telling others they're jealous of my clean clothes.
Not to mention how she was born highly advantaged but still partially squandered it.
>her life and personality are completely different for the better
She went from pretending to be le autismo loner to get attention, to now being a pretentious narcissist to get attention. Yeah great improvement.

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.19993 del
I’m pretty sure you post here more than anyone else itt. You’re giving her more attention than anyone else. It’s like she’s your special interest.

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.19994 del
>it’s unfair
so you really are just jealous and think women are born with their whole lives made for them and any woman who claims to be less than perfectly happy is either faking it or is doing it to herself on purpose or is seeking male attention. how about improve your own life instead of seething over women and being jealous, because even if all of what you said was true, nothing is stopping you from improving your own damn life.

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.19995 del
Alright now you're just being retarded, you sound like a reddit user. This isn't relationship_advice faggola.

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.19996 del
your obsessive hatred is a coping mechanism to feel less in control of your own life situation. you can say women get everything they want to make yourself feel better as a victimized guy who was never gonna make it to begin with. i honestly feel bad for you big bro and i hope you can sort this out because obviously this is maladaptive coping and its ruined your view of not just half the world population but of yourself too. you have more willpower than you think. itd be best if you stopped posting here like a compulsion. seriously you’ve vowed to stop how many times now? and you always come back a day later to write angry essays no one even cares about to let off your own steam. frfr you need help even if it’s from yourself and in the form of taking care of yourself more

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.19997 del
nor is it /r9k/ so shut the fuck up

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.19998 del
your first mistake was having empathy and compassion for this dude. he's the type who would murder ken and call her a whore if she looked at another guy

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.19999 del
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Reminder that this is what these reddit condescending "fake advice giver" types look like. Every time.
That's a good point.
It's funny how people always accuse anonymous posters of being murderers\etc., but in reality, the woman in question is going precisely for the violent types.

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.20001 del
For millions of years women have been meant to be bred and taken care of by stronger men. And you hate that. You hate not fitting this mold that’s existed for good reasons for centuries so you blame everyone but yourself for being lonely. You’re just as bad as the hypergamous feminists you complain about.

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.20002 del
>that get

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.20004 del
>that palindrome get
kenheads run this joint

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.20008 del
just a reminder that while you guys are fiercely arguing about whether ken is a friendless shut-in or an attention-seeking femme fatale, a filthy rich guy is whispering Deleuze quotes in her ear as he proceeds to creampie her with his king-size cock on his king-size bed

Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.20009 del
Woman gets effortless free ride to a bunch of benefits, just for existing. More news at 11.
If you told me she gave up her attention fishing pretentious narcissistic ways, and sincerely aimed to become a better person, THEN I'd be impressed.

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Anonymous 03/13/2023 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.20012 del
why do you even reply to me kek
I'm literally laughing at you guys, I'm not interested in your incel ravings and your autistic rants. just wait for the paranoia to subside and the manic episode to fade away before posting again, k?

Anonymous Board owner 03/13/2023 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.20013 del

Anonymous 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.20022 del
Please please please stop posting and shitting up threads.
You live in your own fantasy world and do not base your statements on reality.
All you do is shit up thread after thread.

Anonymous 03/13/2023 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.20029 del
Two different people

Anonymous 03/13/2023 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.20031 del
Same braindead mentality.

Anonymous 03/13/2023 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.20033 del
She did have friends at her high-school though, thats the only point. it's different than the guy saying she's appropriating men by being an autist

And >>19992 is simply insane

Anonymous 03/13/2023 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.20034 del
Good point

Anonymous 03/13/2023 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.20036 del
She didn’t though

Anonymous 03/13/2023 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.20046 del
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I don't understand
Why did she betray us like this, after everything we've done for her? Is our faithfulness really worth nothing for her?
It's over...

Anonymous 03/13/2023 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.20047 del
the ultimate betrayal of getting a life and no longer seeming accessible enough to fantasize about

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.20049 del
No one did anything for her, but she did lead some people on more personally. I have no clue why she used to converse often with so many orbiters, but I wish she never had in the first place.

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.20050 del
lel being nice enough to respond to orbiters isn’t leading them on. people have the right to stop responding whenever they want and in her case it makes a lot of sense why she did once she realized the people in her dms were only pretending to be nice themselves. you can see it in every e girl thread on r9k even now, plenty of people saying that they used to try to pretend to care about these girls and their interests in hopes they’d be given attention by them and maybe they’d even date them.

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.20051 del
>pretend to care about these girls and their interests in hopes they’d be given attention by them
thats just modern dating lol

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.20052 del
in a way, this is much of human interaction in general tbh.

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.20058 del

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.20065 del
>No one did anything for her
Speak for yourself

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.20066 del
I can't help but notice none of you guys have ever seen a vagina in real life

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.20067 del

It's already painfully obvious that you don't ever get any pussy...

But I'm curious.....

It's Tuesday afternoon, and obviously you don't have a job


Unemployed people can't afford wi-fi, or electricity, or gasoline or auto insurance..

Unemployed people can't afford rent or food....

unemployed people MOOCH

So at this point, I'm simply curious WHO ARE YOU MOOCHING OFF OF?

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.20068 del

It's excruciatingly obvious that you aren't being supported by a beautiful supermodel who can't get enough of an unemployed bum that's never seen a vagina in real life...

Highly unlikely that a multi-millionaire princess of a foreign Nation is funding your existence, simply because you are so charismatic

And if your father never divorced your mother, you would know how to get pussy.. but you don't, so obviously your father lost faith in you a long time ago and abandoned you....




(and of course, if you're on SSI disability welfare, that's not enough to survive on, so apparently you still live with your mother either way)

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:28 [Preview] No.20069 del

SO..... IN SUMMARY.....

I guess the only thing we don't understand yet is :

exactly HOW LONG do you intend on living in your mother's spare bedroom, hoping your mother doesn't hear you masturbate at night?

Pic related : me fucking my wife in the ass, while you sit alone in mommy's house

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Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.20074 del
idk who's worse, the essayfag or the schizoposter

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 21:25 [Preview] No.20078 del
Holy shit Johnny Neptune? Welcome. Haven’t seen you around in ages.

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.20079 del
That particular poster above is Johnny Neptune, who is the dad of Jet Neptune who you may remember from r9k. Both Jet and Johnny were tripfags, and Jet used to orbit Ken among many other girls. Jet is now employed by Sam Hyde as a full time sycophant. Johnny was a successful artist for a long time and I have no idea what he does now but he used to shitpost on r9k a lot and post pics of him and his wife.

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.20080 del
Damn, that sounds insufferable tbh. Furthering the stereotype of tripfags being hughmungus faggots.
Speaking of r9k, does anyone know anything about that one MLP "bathe in your blood" poster on r9k?

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.20081 del
Personally I would not be able to live if my dad was an r9k namefag who talked about boning my mom to everyone. But to be fair, Jet is a loser and at least Johnny is funny.

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.20082 del
johnny pls come back we need you

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.20083 del
2 generations of 4chan schizoposters, wholesome!

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:21 [Preview] No.20084 del
>me fucking my wife in the ass
Good to see that you gave up on the other hole, considering the abomination that came out of it

Anonymous 03/15/2023 (Wed) 00:26 [Preview] No.20086 del
Hey Andrew, do you like Kennedi?

Anonymous 03/15/2023 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.20087 del
who tf is andrew. jet neptune enemy or something?

Anonymous 03/15/2023 (Wed) 00:43 [Preview] No.20088 del
It's his real name

Anonymous 03/15/2023 (Wed) 00:54 [Preview] No.20089 del
oh lmao i didn’t realize. idk if he has any real interest in these girls but i know jet was really into kennedi

Anonymous 03/15/2023 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.20101 del
>It's Tuesday afternoon, and obviously you don't have a job
NTA, but not everybody lives in your timezone.


The redneck-tier idiocy runs in the family.

Anonymous 03/15/2023 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.20102 del
vast majority of posters here are in the americas so your point is moot

Anonymous 03/15/2023 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.20104 del
no moot is the creator of 4chan

Anonymous 03/15/2023 (Wed) 20:27 [Preview] No.20105 del
Meant to make this joke.

Anonymous 03/15/2023 (Wed) 20:32 [Preview] No.20106 del
over 100 replies and nothing new whatsoever. why?

Anonymous 03/15/2023 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.20107 del
Because there's barely any new content throughout the year. All people can really do is discuss the past.

Anonymous 03/15/2023 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.20109 del
Yeah but why is this the most active thread on the board when it’s the girl with least content and activity

Anonymous 03/16/2023 (Thu) 00:43 [Preview] No.20110 del
Probably because of the orbiters themselves, both the lovers and the haters talking to one another. 90% of the thread is just gossip and speculation.

Anonymous 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.20190 del
What if we wrote a book about Kennedi?

Anonymous 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.20198 del
It would be shit just like your editing skills. No one cares about your fanfiction.

Anonymous 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.20202 del
I like the edit nigga

Anonymous 03/19/2023 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.20227 del
anons would you eat her vegan poop?

Anonymous 03/19/2023 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.20228 del
No, but vegan pussies are the best tasting and smelling. Worst is anyone with a diet with tons of meat and cheese, smells like a cadaver.

Anonymous 03/19/2023 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.20230 del
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>smells like a cadaver

Anonymous 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.20233 del
i bet it tastes floral

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.20234 del
Imagine munching on Ken's feet

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.20245 del
Judging by the idiotic title, it'd be worthless garbage.

Coprophiliacs and feetshitters are on the same level of repulsive.
No woman will ever enjoy your shitty fetish.

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.20252 del
>anon still thinks all women are pure, innocent and free from deviancy
Poor guy. Go outside sometimes

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.20260 del

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.20264 del
Notice how the author hastily added those two last strawman points at the end. He just wanted to make a pic mocking incels' looks, but he must've realized that those are all genetic factors out of their control, and that it furthers the incels' point that they're unfairly disadvantaged
So, the author came up with a strawman rationalization, so that now, in NPCs' minds, it's acceptable to attack someone for their looks, because they're the "bad guys".
In reality, women are more likely to be harmed by men they date, ie men THEY picked. A loud aggressive chad at a party is far more dangerous than some goofy ass nerds, but as usual, society pins the blame on the social outcasts.

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.20265 del
No, you need to read properly and interpret less.

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:48 [Preview] No.20277 del
>No woman will ever enjoy your shitty fetish
What meaning am I supposed to extrapolate from this statement?

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.20278 del
notice how no one cares

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.20280 del
why does it anger you the people want attractive and financially successful partners

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.20285 del
I care, it's a good post

Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.20299 del
I often find myself daydreaming about what it would be like to be best friends with Kennedi. I am a girl myself but I struggle a lot with making other female friends (and friends in general) due to my aspergers. Kennedi is the ideal girl best friend. I'd love to go to concerts with her, or hunting for Gunne Sax dresses in vintage shops, I'd love to braid her hair and talk about Tiqqun or Deleuze or whatever philosophers she's into nowadays. I'd love to go to the mall with her and spend hours in the perfume section of Macy's and I would love to make guest appearances in her dreams like her other friends do. I really admire her femininity, it's something that I am lacking in my life.

Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.20322 del
Do you think two autists (well, you know what I mean...) have an easier time to be friends than they have with neurotypicals?

Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.20323 del
Exactly what it says.
I know it's hard for people like you, but just don't interpret.
Has nothing to do with pureness or whatever your schitzo brain immediately triggers to.

Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 17:33 [Preview] No.20325 del
Please do not reply to tranny posters.

Anonymous 03/22/2023 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.20337 del
>Exactly what it says
That women can't be into shit fetish and foot fetish? You and I both know they can be into much more abnormal stuff.

Anonymous 03/24/2023 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.20399 del
2 new fragrantica posts. doesn't sound like she lives in sf

Anonymous 03/24/2023 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.20403 del
Why not? One of them mentions growing up in the south, not that she lives there. It’s over 90% certain she lives in San Francisco now imo.

Anonymous 03/24/2023 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.20407 del
Her archived reddit posts seem to be lost. Anyone got a backup?

Anonymous 03/24/2023 (Fri) 21:35 [Preview] No.20412 del

Anonymous 03/24/2023 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.20413 del
Would you be so kind as to post them anon?

Anonymous 03/24/2023 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.20420 del
why tho? like what’s the appeal?

Anonymous 03/24/2023 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.20423 del
My cock is so fucking itchy can you recommend some lotions?

Anonymous 03/24/2023 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.20425 del
ye man try cerave

Anonymous 03/24/2023 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.20430 del
She didn't curate a persona to the same extent as when she posted to her other social media accounts. I remember a lot of what I read to be cringe but it's also more genuine. Additionally, she shared insights into her private life that she never would if people knew it was her. I find all of this interesting. What about you? Why did you save them?

Anonymous 03/24/2023 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.20432 del
I wasn’t the anon who saved them. I was just curious why you wanted them, personally it made me uncomfortable to glance at it because it was too personal. It is funny to think about how that’s how she’d post among us, since she thought she was anonymous. But yeah idk. Just feels weird, most of it was related to hobbies or politics which doesn’t interest me, and who knows what she was hamming up or fabricating since she was anonymous. I assumed she wrote so differently for two reasons though, because she didn’t want to be identified and the obvious reason of nobody talking how they talk casually in their art and academic writing.

Anonymous 03/25/2023 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.20434 del
Can do.

Anonymous 03/25/2023 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.20449 del
The do it please

Anonymous 03/25/2023 (Sat) 18:25 [Preview] No.20453 del
I'm the one who originally asked - don't be a jackass. He'll either do it or he won't. Be patient.

Anonymous 03/25/2023 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.20454 del

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.20540 del
she posted TWO times on fragrantica 5 days ago, how come no one said anything about in this thread? Are kenbros gone?


Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.20541 del

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.20543 del
oh yea my bad
to answer >>20399
she still lives in NC with her programmer BF i think .. or brother since she was in that TV report about covid which was filmed in Charlotte. There is only 1 person in Charlotte with her last name and it's a guy in his early 30's. Her parents live in a small town an hour away. I paid for whitepages to check all this, it might be different now.

anyhow, any other updates? been itching to get my ken fix and no one has updated us with anything

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.20544 del
reading her cousins Obituary is brutal, it made me a bit upset. idk if i should post it or not

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.20545 del
>There is only 1 person in Charlotte with her last name
Most people in her family have different surnames from divorces, remarrying, and adoption. Seriously. So I wouldn’t rely on that at all, and Whitepages and other sites like it are notoriously outdated especially if someone isn’t a registered voter or hasn’t done a census. She’s still in SF so either she’s on a long trip or she’s moved there. Time will tell I guess.

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.20546 del
Yeah I mean, she still dreams of him constantly, it explains a lot that she was so mentally ill as a teenager since he died when she was in high school and they were so close. Probably not a good idea to post.

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.20547 del
i paid for premium whitepages - it's pretty reliable albeit this was nearly 6 months ago, so things may have I changed, I did however find all her cousins, her mom and her dad - along with all their facebook profiles. I found other miscellaneous things but I couldn't find anything on her// other than the BF stuff that was already posted. I personally don't think she would fully commit to moving to SF unless her BF got a job there. I will look again and pay for another premium people search website
yeah he was 16 when he did it. Very brutal, her entire persona changed after he died

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.20548 del
fyi that tv report is from over a year ago

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.20549 del
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Okay, that was quick, I found her boyfriends linkedin profile. Seems like he still lives in NC.

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.20550 del
she’s been pretty estranged from her family since her cousin’s death from what i gather, and like another anon pointed out her family is weirdly separated in different ways. like separate tribes that don’t mix. so it’s probably not very useful to try to learn about random family members of hers. the one exception being the cousin who’s dead and there’s not much to learn about him because of that

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.20551 del
if it’s her bf in some of her older flickr uploads he also has long hair now so that probably isn’t being updated

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.20552 del
>fyi that tv report is from over a year ago
yeah you're right. Just over a year ago to be exact
I figured, they never post pictures of her. Judging from her past tumblr posts, her relationship with her mom is non-existent.

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.20553 del
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I am assuming his linkedin photo has not been updated in awhile. He's had his linkedin account since ~2013

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.20554 del
Reminder her brother has two PhDs

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.20555 del
is Ken a pseudo intellectual? I feel as if she wants to be portrayed as smart but really isn't that bright.. knowwhatimsayin?

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.20556 del
Idk, I think she’s decently smart but not as smart as some orbiters think, but she also never came across as thinking she was super smart either. On tumblr I remember her begging people in her inbox to not see her as smart. A lot of the perception of her itt is based on hearsay from years of threads instead of her own words. If anything I think she wasted a lot of potential and is a female version of a failson, how the fuck does someone’s kid get two PhDs in maths just for the next one to prefer laying around writing and doodling all day when they’re clearly capable of more. Waste of good genetics. At least she’s with a software engineer.

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.20557 del
the logic used by the crowd who call her pretentious and stupid is basically “if you talk about art or books (and you’re a woman) you’re a faking tryhard.” i don’t see what’s trying hard about sharing book snippets every few months and making drawings and watching movies that are available for free online that anyone can watch. her so called intellectualism is blown completely out of proportion by the lovers and the haters of ken

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.20558 del
Damn. This is some of the stupidest shit I have ever read.

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.20565 del
Will never not be discount-idubz.

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.20566 del
>lovesick 03/20/23 12:00
>lipstick kisses on polished black and white checkered tiles
Stopped reading there, because I was already getting a real hard-on.

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.20567 del
You’re not the target audience, why bother lmao. Kind of gay for you to even try to read perfume reviews and expect to get anything out of it. Unless you’re the guy above me ig

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.20607 del
What exactly has she done or said to indicate she's smart?
This seems like the case. She likes the idea of being seen as smart, but doesn't actually care about being smart.
And to the people thinking "But she said she didn't want to be seen as smart", that's just humble bragging. It's like a guy saying "I don't want people to think of me as the guy with the huge dick, don't think of me that way". See how obvious that sounds now?
Using excessively flowery language, and obsessing over poetry and fashion is the epitome of being pretentious. Not to mention it's extremely unoriginal. Let me guess, she also goes to museums and music festivals, and wears band shirts without knowing the bands. OH WAIT.
Also, reddit soycucks get shit on all the time for the same exact reasons, so you're a gigafag for making it about sex.
Ironically, you're the sexist for going out of your way to defend someone just because of her sex.
Guarantee this retard would say the exact opposite if the other guy said something positive instead.

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.20608 del
didn’t read but from the huge wall of text alone i know youre the incel essayposter who lies about being married and posts here more than anyone else

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.20609 del
All I know is she’s definitely smarter than you and you can’t stand that.

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.20610 del
You could've just typed "I don't get poetry" and saved us another terrible post.

Anonymous 03/28/2023 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.20621 del
the (small)cockfights between the autistic incel and the simping white knight never fail to entertain me

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 00:37 [Preview] No.20625 del
It’s less about white knighting and more about letting the autist know that his blogging isn’t welcome

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.20636 del
You're the one subjectifying her post. From an outward, objective lens, regardless of any "target audience," appropriate context, etc. it's clear that her prose is bougie, pretentious, trite, stupid—fluff, no substance. She truly is an autistic tumblr kid, this is the type of quality I expect from these types of women. I wouldn't take my statements too personal either, it's really just a no-brainer, I'm saying an average person is just that, average. Most of you put these autistic, average retards on a pedestal then act surprised when they're described as what they are.

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.20641 del
My point is that it’s obvious it would seem empty and meaningless to someone not at all interested in perfume and without any reference point for it. Almost all of her reviews are upvoted so much they max out and she’s revered in the perfume communities she’s in. They mean something to the people they’re meant for, but none of us know anything about perfume nor do we give a shit either.

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No.20645 del
>she’s revered in the perfume communities she’s in
Wait a second, there are perfume COMMUNITIES?

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.20646 del
Yes. Like with other any hobby and art. Still not sure why some anons insist that we're the only ones giving her attention when she was tumblr famous years before we came along and she has an independent following of perfume nerds at her beck and call now too. And still loling at the anon who said 20,000 webpage views from people who have no idea who she is is insignificant.

Also, I forgot to respond to a previous post by you, but she doesn't wear band tshirts of stuff she's never heard. That alone shows you're trying to fit her into a pre existing template youve built in your head on other women you also don't like. She deleted her last.fm years ago but she had hundreds of thousands of scrobbles/plays. She's so sincere that it's clumsy and awkward if anything, but that can easily be confused with being contrived to people, especially if you aren't someone who's been around people far worse than her. Like you said, she is just an autistic tumblr girl at the end of the day. This isn't me saying she's special, it's the opposite. Both the wide eyed obsessive orbiters and the guys like you who only come here to speculat about how she's a social engineering mastermind cultivating a fake persona are entirely wrong.

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.20650 del
You don't have a point, you have an autist's logic. By this logic I could say that there's a post on /r/rickandmorty/ that's upvoted and revered by the Rick and Morty community, does that mean it's good? No. It just means a bunch of retards upvoted it. Fuck you, and fuck your retard logic. If you actually like this dumb busted autistic bitch, there is no hope for you. You deserve nothing, you fuckin freak. Weird ass orbiter motherfucker. Disgusting. I'm better than everyone here. You're all losers. Not me. I'm a winner.

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.20651 del
>I'm better than everyone here. You're all losers. Not me. I'm a winner.
Then why the fuck do you post here every single day, get mad as your only hobby, feel compelled to lie about your life to us lowly freaks so you can seem better off than you actually are, have nothing but free time to think about how much you hate half the human population and write essays no one reads, and still orbit Agatha? Fraud. Leave if you hate everything here and see yourself as above everyone like you claim, but it's evident you're worse off if anything. You orbit Ken more than anyone else ITT. YOU bump these threads, YOU talk about her the most, YOU are responsible for the majority of posts here, YOU are the most obsessed.

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.20655 del
>Also, I forgot to respond to a previous post by you
I didn't write anything about band shirts.

>That alone shows you're trying to fit her into a pre existing template youve built in your head on other women you also don't like.
I like her, I think she's quite hot and I wanna put my benis into her bagina while sucking on her slender fingers.

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 19:52 [Preview] No.20656 del
For the record, the majority of times you guys have replied to a post assuming you're talking to the essayfag, you're mistaken, it's not.
So don't get mad at me saying I spam the threads, when it's other users doing it.
That said, the guy saying that a thousand retards updooting a post doesn't make it good, is correct.
And the guy saying that her writing is super duper deep, we just don't get it, is painfully wrong. It's the type of mentality who thinks adding 20 adjectives to a sentence or speaking quickly means the person is smart.

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.20661 del
No one said her writing is super deep. Just we’re not perfume nerds so we obviously don’t get anything out of it. If its perfume that’s worthless and stupid to begin with then that’s a different argument altogether.

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.20664 del
I believe that us not getting anything out of it is not because we're not perfume nerds, but rather because her writing itself is soulless, it has no actual substance, it's made from a repeated use of a thesaurus.
Reading it is like looking at slam poetry. It's fine to like it, but it's stupid to consider it "good".
Maybe it's because I know some of these poetryfags in real life, but the writing style is extremely insufferable. Here, I can do this shit:
>A synestesia of sacrosanct syncope, a félagi canis, fitted with an auspicious soubriquet, thyne vicarious visage glistening with the aroma of vanilla pastry, ogling a vichyssoise of of the contemporary world most vile.
See, there. Now where are my thousands of followers?

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.20666 del
Her writing is nothing like that though. Why are you making it out to seem way more verbose and empty than it actually is with your little example?

Take her most recent review as an actual example. It's a vignette followed by an extremely simple description of the scent itself, and this is how every single review she's written is structured.
>southern gothic ghost town, a baptist church basement, second-hand smoke on thrifted tartan, sassafras fizzle, graveyard get-togethers, bowling allies filled with a miasma of varnish, fields turned yellow, pool table green felt, 90s gone 70s, flaking faux leather passenger seat, bullet shells lining the wooden steps of a back porch, creased boots.
>opening with the distinct scent of resinous root beer botanicals, myths man plays a trick on me. taking my hand and promising to lead me to a wonderland of warmth full of fresh flowers and herbs, i acquiesce, just to be dragged into a world of dusty cellars, decaying blooms, faux wood paneling, stuffy cars with ashtrays in the cup holders, gas station nag champa incense, and sad smiles; middle-of-nowhere chic, a tarnished crucifix falling onto my head as i sleep.. and i love it! i love the dust, the ash gracing my hair like snowfall, the wilted flowers falling onto shag carpet, the metallic tinge of a busted lip, and of course, my old high school with a pasture, right next to the neighborhood cemetery.. the opening is equal parts boozy and resinous with an almost aldehydic effervescence to it, and within seconds, clouds of dust and gunpowder rise from dead grass like smoke, veiling everyone in fog, resurrecting funerary flowers and raining soot.

What's so hard to read about this? Literally nothing. The only words I didn't know here I googled and found ot that they're perfumery terms (like aldehydic). Scent is intangible and abstract, so most of the reviews on this site lean in this direction. What do you expect? "Smells like flowers and whatever else is listed by the company"? No shit. That's not much help.

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 22:02 [Preview] No.20668 del
Another one of her more recent reviews:
>i'm reminded of antiquated rouges and lipsticks, eraser pencil-toppers, and lip balm from the 2000s. it is delightfully dusty, with the tender powder of violet and rose still emanating a certain gentle redolence, as citrus tempers the dust like fresh air. the powderiness is far from suffocating, acting more like a veil draped over flowers and oakmoss. it's as if orris butter is a glue tying each note together; yet nightingale remains first and foremost a chypre! beyond the powder, plum blossom's honeyed floralcy lends a dose of sweetness, cherry-like and sophisticated but tame. there is a bitterness lurking in the base that i adore, green and biting underneath all the magenta clouds


I mean do anons REALLY?

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.20669 del
Yeah, actually. I expected actual descriptive terms. "A faint scent of lavender with a touch of mint." THAT's a description.
What the FUCK does "southern gothic ghost town" smell like?
What the fuck does "fields turned yellow" smell like?
Unless you're making the argument that she's describing the synesthesia from smelling the perfume, she's just bullshitting.
Is she getting high from the scent and hallucinating events like "a tarnished crucifix falling onto my head as i sleep". Or is she saying that smelling feels like getting hit in the head? Come the fuck on.
This is just like how English class teachers would hyperanalyze the blue curtains and insist is had symbolism, and unless you bullshat on the test, she gave you a bad grade.
This is like people making up symbolism from White On White beyond the original intended message.
Guys, guys, this perfume smells like getting banged in my ass by the gym coach, and it also smells like grains of sand in my sandwich. It smells like when you hit the car's accelerator but you're still in netural.
I'm not trying to be rude here, but come the fuck on.

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.20670 del
See, there at least she's actually describing something. It's EXTREMELY flowery as fuck, but there are still some descriptors there.
Here's an analogue: Look at how professional chefs describe the flavor of the food. They'll say some shit like "the flavor is mild, but the lemon is dangerously close to overpowering it".
You'll never fucking see Gorodn Ramsay start talking about how a dish tastes like kicking a football. That's just bullshit.

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 22:43 [Preview] No.20673 del
it’s about vibes brother

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.20676 del
>I'm better than everyone here. You're all losers. Not me. I'm a winner.
I keked so hard at this

Anonymous 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.20677 del
you're dumb

you're right

case closed.

Anonymous 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.20679 del
That's cool. The "vibe" I got from that perfume is the "vibe" of getting assraped, biting sand, and driving a car. I can make shit up too.
And you can't say I'm just bullshitting, or else I'll say it's just my "vibe", and that you're not a perfume expert so you wouldn't get it.
Gotta say, it's kinda fun to just make shit up and be immune from all criticism. Truly an emotional luxury.

Anonymous 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.20680 del
the absolute state of ken threads

Anonymous 03/31/2023 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.20704 del
>It smells like when you hit the car's accelerator but you're still in netural

Anonymous 03/31/2023 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.20714 del
>White On White
That sounds like a porn series, what is it?

Anonymous 03/31/2023 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.20719 del
As I understand it, it's a painting of a slightly off-white paint on a white canvas. The point of the art piece is to analyze exactly how much meaning you can really extract from a literally white painting.
Some argue that the existence of the discussion itself is a source of value. Others argue that people lolling at a white painting being showcased in an art gallery is also a source of value. As a result, artfags have been discussing this topic for over a century now.
Point being, just like how people make up meanings for White On White, people like Ken also bullshit their way into having an audience. Her followers jerk themselves off at how "deep" she is, but anyone not infatuated will just go
>She just said it smells like "90s gone 70s" and "wooden steps of a back porch", what the FUCK is she talking about???

Anonymous 03/31/2023 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.20720 del
She also said it smells like root beer, flowers, incense, ash, metal, and gunpowder though.

Anonymous 03/31/2023 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.20721 del
She did, but notice how I'm not criticizing those parts. They're extremely flowery, but they're actual descriptors of the scent, so fine, whatever, I'll let those slide. (their accuracy notwithstanding)

Anonymous 03/31/2023 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.20722 del
>I'm a winner
And my penis is your trophy

Anonymous 03/31/2023 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.20724 del
your iq's are simply too low to understand how ken's mind works.

Anonymous 03/31/2023 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.20725 del
it’s nice to see her grow into a beautiful woman. her home life and ex boyfriend stunted her, and i suspect she started puberty late due to anorexia too. i never would’ve guessed she’d finally have a life and look so different but the same

Anonymous 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.20726 del
the most autistic sentence I've ever read

Anonymous 04/01/2023 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.20739 del
>it’s nice to see her grow into a beautiful woman
Watch my penis grow into a beautiful boner

Anonymous 04/01/2023 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.20743 del
It's over...

Anonymous 04/02/2023 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.20744 del
>it's over

Beautiful angel Ken is eternal

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