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where are simps hiring ethots Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 14:18:23 [Preview] No. 8758
how do i become an e woman. i'm probably never reaching rose or agatha status but i need money.

Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 14:25:51 [Preview] No.8759 del
neither rose or agatha wanted shekels. you don't want to be like these girls probably. make an onlyfans or join a findom discord. wanting orbiters from here is stupid because no one wants you and even if they did it would ruin your life and not bring you any cash. people like ciara only got money because they scammed and manipulated

Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 14:29:07 [Preview] No.8760 del
I agree but i'm not doing onlyfans and with findom i wouldnt even know where to begin.
I've been shitposting here for ages and consider anons friends but i know that's all sorts of retarded.
back to the drawing board.

Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 14:51:16 [Preview] No.8761 del
post pics of yourself and we'll tell you if you have what it takes. we need to know what we're working with here

Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 15:00:08 [Preview] No.8763 del
>Agatha didn't want shekels
lol. good one.
patreon, paid streams, donations for doing nothing, accepting gifts from discord orbiters, selling overpriced junk
Agatha was a greedy kike

Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 15:02:43 [Preview] No.8764 del
posting pics is cringe. i guess you'll have to find me yourself.

Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 15:10:55 [Preview] No.8765 del
You are never going to make it as an e-whore

Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 15:52:52 [Preview] No.8766 del

Anonymous 01/16/2022 (Sun) 01:27:37 [Preview] No.8772 del
>i need money
get a job you leech

Anonymous 01/16/2022 (Sun) 03:04:33 [Preview] No.8776 del
Start an online following on tiktok/youtube and elsewhere. Start posting to r9k and attention seek. Play up the cutesy manic pixie dream girl image or the ideal girlfriend.

Anonymous 01/17/2022 (Mon) 02:09:18 [Preview] No.8808 del
You will never be a woman. You don't have a uterus, you don't have ovaries, you don't have eggs. You are a homosexual man protected from drug treatment and surgery, a true mockery of natural perfection.
All the “support” you will receive is from fake people and/or with ulterior motives. People make fun of you behind your back. Your parents are embarrassed and disgusted with you, plus your “friends” laugh at your devilish appearance when you don't introduce yourself.
Men repulse you. Thousands of men from years of evolution have allowed them to identify frauds with incredible efficiency Even the most feminine tricks that are apparently not genuine and unnatural for men. Your bone structure is a strong indicator of this. And even when you manage to get a drunk guy into your house, he'll come back with the tallow on his shins the moment he glimpses the fetid, infected scar you call your pussy.
You will never be happy. You let out a yellow smile today the saint facing the morning for yourself even though the mirror is ok, you feel a descent but deep down, crawling the body, like a weed, ready to destroy you when you don't offer anymore .
buy, the weight will be so much, that you will have a rope, make a noose, put it over your neck and jump into a deep and icy abyss. Your parents will meet you, departed, but relieved that they won't have to worry about shame and disappointment anymore. They will bury you, and your headstone will be written in your birth name, where anyone who passes by will know, for all eternity, that a man is buried there. His body will decompose and turn to dust, and all that is left of his legacy will be a bone of a skeleton, undeniably male.
This is your destiny. That's what you chose. There is no turning back.

Anonymous 01/17/2022 (Mon) 02:44:38 [Preview] No.8812 del
jesus christ, the amount of insanity this board can contain is truly astounding

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 03:31:17 [Preview] No.8971 del
If you're an actual woman I can get you simps that will donate. I take 50% though.

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 18:18:56 [Preview] No.9019 del
absolutely ngmi

Anonymous 01/26/2022 (Wed) 23:18:20 [Preview] No.9181 del
>how do i become an e woman
Before you become an "e woman" you should become a woman. Too bad you will never be one.

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