What if there was a man who was a dog? He was a man, but he was also a dog. He was the world's doggiest man. He would ask for help and he would be desperate. We need to help him.
There is a certain shitpost dog that you must keep an eye on. Watch for the shitpost dog. You will see great things from this pup, the shitpost pup. You should watch for this dog, he will do something great.