/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BATCH Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 23:43 [Preview] No. 2190 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Be careful driving this Halloween night. You never know who's out on the road, sweetie.

Website updates for Oct. 31. Read: https://icum.to/horsecock
You can submit your questions here as well.
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Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.2690 del
I saw somewhere that you can use a papaya to practice going down on a girl. I've been told that if she wants that she will show you how to do it and not to worry about it though.
I love blood oranges. My family makes jelly from blood oranges and palm fruit and that shit is amazing. I heard there are too many variables to determine the taste of pussy but the absolute worst is clean pussy fresh from a bath. I heard pussy tastes like a bloody lip or licking your arm pit but the smell can deceive you making you think it tastes something like vanilla. I also heard that if you can eat tuna fish straight out of the can, you'll have no issue and I eat that tuna all the time. Also heard the same thing about Clamato.
That's looks pretty good. I'm thinking Arby's. Gonna get some curly fries and mozzarella sticks too.

Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.2691 del
>click on image to enlarge
>image only expands by about 3 pixels

Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.2701 del
yeah I was in a hurry to find that particular image and that was the first one I found. your cat pic isn't that big either buddy

Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.2703 del
Brb gonna find a 350MB cat picture

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Ashley Videos Anonymous 10/24/2022 (Mon) 18:10 [Preview] No. 1924 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post Ashley clips or OC new or old
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Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 00:32 [Preview] No.2641 del
Oh wow I actually got hit in the nostalgia feels watching this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qtDMvvti9Lw [Embed]
lel remember the the british guy that played the guitar and kept setting the smoke alarm off at his dorms from chain smoking parliaments? I wonder what he is up to and if he ever graduated. He did this song and looking back it's actually kind of good.

Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.2642 del
>Jew Reed - Pizza Party
I wish someone had his other songs. I only have the Derick Don't Shoot and Xx headphone talk xX. I'm about to make an mp3 of pizza party.

Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.2648 del
Thanks, Im thinkng of just doing 2d Ai art of Ash, using https://github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui
I have a 1060 6gb and a MASSIVE 8gb Ram, so it should work yeah?

Jew Reed kinda sounds like the singer from The Psychedelic Furs

Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.2676 del
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kinda old but I keep forgetting to post it.

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alo Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No. 2661 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
rumours are tru. im bk . rdy or not here i be https://odysee.com/@edimap:6/WIN_20221109_16_28_55_Pro:f

Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.2662 del
fronyin nigaz give me da hibijibis

Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.2664 del
frontin nigaz give me da hibijibis

Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 04:54 [Preview] No.2667 del
izosmios is that you in the video?

sit back, relax... you've earned this one.

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Last night I finally had my first Ashley wet dream. I've been thinking about her a lot lately and when I think about something for a consistent period of time I will dream about it. Have you guys ever had a wet dream of her? I really enjoyed it and am planning on trying out lucid dreaming.

Discuss your Ashley related wet dreams, masturbation stories, and fantasies. The more detailed the better
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Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.2610 del
Sounds like parasomnia. Take some over the counter Benadryl before bed and it will probably go away. Just be aware you can get dependent on sleep aids. You can try some more natural stuff like rearranging your room, buying new bedding, or maybe something like aromatherapy even.

Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.2613 del
This board probably has around 8-15 active users, which is fine. I don't think anyone is spamming this board.

Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.2614 del
I think dreams are more than meets the eye. It's more than just neurons firing off in a brain. I just had a really odd experience with dreams. My dog is 3 years old and he's lived with me ever since he was 8 weeks old. His entire life he has been treated with love and respect, never hit, never injured, always has plenty of food and treats. He's never been in a negative situation, the most that has happened is he gets chased around for having my shoe in his mouth, but he thinks it's funny. He's never in a bad mood.

Twice in the past week he has woken up himself up by suddenly snarling and growling, about to attack something. Last night it happened again and it's clear the dream was very distressful. His eyes were huge, wide open when he woke himself up. He was confused and scared. I have no clue how my dog can be having some clearly very negative dreams, probably being attacked, when his entire life he has no context for bad, let alone bad enough to growl like he's being attacked. It's weird that it's in a short span of time. I think there's truth that you can be attacked or harassed by evil spirits while dreaming. How else can a puppy with 0 negative life experience or context for being attacked be violently attacked in his dreams?

Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.2615 del
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Maybe the DNA remembers? A predator/prey instinct imprinted over many generations? Maybe he's seen big dogs or something and his imagination did the rest.
I hope your pupper gets some good sleep

Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.2652 del
I dont want to buy Benadryl but I got some Camomile tea, dunno if that hippy shit will work though.
My room is too small to rearrange.

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alo Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No. 2543 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
nice guatamalen rain jacket

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Why is she doing this Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No. 2464 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I just stumbled upon her website, who would waste so much time on that thing?
The only remarkable part of her website are the tech advices.
I don't know anything about her, I remember watching a video of her years ago in 4chin, so I guess she was based and probably autistic.
She seems to care about privacy, at the same time she posts pics of her online.
She preaches for women to only have one man, yet she asks for tributes and she keeps hornyposting.

If she's true to her words she should stop being a coomer and promoting these behaviors (especially during NNN).
If she truly needs money she could learn how to create a better UI and get a web dev job or something.
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Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.2468 del
The only thing you need to know is how to leave.

Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.2485 del
>She seems to care about privacy, at the same time she posts pics of her online.
like how actors dont want people to know everything about their personal lives but still appear in movies dont care about privacy either right

Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.2486 del
>She seems to care about privacy, at the same time she posts pics of her online.
While I understand the confusion, you can be private and still have photos of yourself online. It is not a "one size fits all" issue. There are many different layers of privacy, who do you want to be private from? Corporations? Advertisers? Governments? Everyone? Celebrities are in movies for all to see, yet many celebrities go great lengths to live a private personal life. However, they can still NOT be private from data collection/corporations if they feed their information to certain services, like buying things online with a credit card, using social media to watch videos, etc. So while a celebrity may have privacy from the general public, they can also not have privacy from corporations via data collection. As you can see, there are many different layers of privacy.

In terms of data collection, you must temper how much/what information you put out there about yourself, and there are many ways to do this. Not having a public image being one of them, an one of the most "obvious" ones, but it would be foolish to say it ends there. Public figures can still be private in specific regards. Richard Stallman is a great advocate for data collection privacy, though he is a public figure, he lives a life that keeps his data safe from corporations. Facebook or Google and whoever they sell data to will not know what he ate for dinner because he does not allow their technology to invade his life.

For example, you can have a public face, and depending on which platforms you participate in and how you handle your data, you can still continue to stay private from data collection and live a private life, if data collection is your concern. It also depends what information you reveal about yourself to the public, as that can also be used as data collection to corporations. I have gone great lengths to stay private from data collection, because it is odd that a faceless corporation can know someone's buying habits or even when a woman typically ovulates, as women are more likely to buy when they menstruate. Most people do not understand how much data collection goes on and how advanced and targeted it is, and many refuse to accept this undeniable truth that data collection is rampant. Though someone can create videos, there are many ways one could continue to stay private from data collection, as they do not need to know every minute piece of someone's personal life, such as when they ovulate, what time they typically wake up, how well they sleep, how long they spend on the toilet (because the GPS on your phone can determine how long/what room you're in), your heart rate and general health via smart watches and even smart phones, etc. These are all actual things companies collect. Moral of the story, privacy is not a one size fits all issue. You have to consider who or what you want to stay private from, and then take the necessary steps.

>If she truly needs money she could learn how to create a better UI and get a web dev job or something.
I think you answered your own question, if I needed money I definitely wouldn't go about it this way. But if people who like me want to support the funding of future videos, hosting, to say thanks, etc. with Monero, there is that option. I also like to eat pizza and Panda Express, so if someone wants to feed me a succulent Chinese meal, there is also that option. Never required or expected, but why not take it? I find that every single normie Youtuber monetizes their videos with ads, has sponsors, a Patreon, Paypal donation link, affiliate links, etc.

Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.2505 del
How does Ashley protect herself from remote viewers though? That's what I do. When I want to know something about Ashley's personal life. I just use my imagination.

Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.2507 del
It's nice to know you're actually doing well. I had some concerns but I wasn't going to be that guy and offer to jump in and save you. I like that you're independent. Most women aren't. Nice to know you're not with a man for his paycheck. I was starting to think that you needed me to buy you a pizza. I like you but I'm not sure if I can buy you a pizza. Have you ever read "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie"? I don't want to go through all that. What do you like from Panda Express? I don't prefer Panda Express because the food tastes bland like the Chinese frozen meals from the grocery store. Finding a good Chinese restaurant is hard. I usually hit three separate Chinese restaurants in my area to get what I like.

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ashley, are you dangerous? you can tell me, this is a safe place

Anonymous 11/04/2022 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.2342 del
Not Ashley but I just did a perimeter check and we’re safe for the time being. Also gave Ash an ocular pat down and she cleared it. You’re good bro

Anonymous 11/04/2022 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.2344 del
It's safe as long as you aren't one of them queers or trannies. In which case, we will bend you over, inspect your anus for any hidden devices, fish them out of you (not gayly), and send you on your way.

Anonymous 11/04/2022 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.2365 del
fyi this is a very nice bear

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Kissing Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No. 1371 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What does it feel like to kiss a girl, /ashleyj/?
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Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 18:27 [Preview] No.2324 del
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how to find a gf like this ?

Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.2325 del
Honestly never understood the fart thing but the fact that she is so eager to please that she would do it is hot.

Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.2328 del
Bro she is eager to please so she gets paid by OnlyFans.

Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.2329 del
That's like when a McDonalds worker in a commercial says they love their job. They just want a paycheck.

Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.2330 del
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You mean she's eager to cheese?

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Parcopresis Anonymous 10/25/2022 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No. 1934 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Welcome to /x/ - x-lax. This is not a thread for the faint of shart. We hope you enjoy your descent into the depths of madness. Whatever you do... don't shit your pants.
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Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.2206 del
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Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.2207 del

Have you ever done an image search on google image- umm, I mean Yandex, for "eldritch garfield"
Some pretty cool artwork.

Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.2210 del
When Halloween Was Forever | The Real Ghostbusters Ep 8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y30_iB3vAUg [Embed]

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