/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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So what has everyone been up to for the last eight years?
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Anonymous 09/13/2022 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.262 del
>>260
You need to stop jacking off to food porn and get out of your mothers basement.


Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.833 del
>>163
bump


Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 22:27 [Preview] No.876 del
literally nothing


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.2205 del
>>163
Same thing I did the eight years prior, and eight years before that. Absolutely nothing.



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Done.

Does the quip about magic the gathering going woke mean she actually plays? I didn't know attractive people were allowed to play that game.


Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.817 del
Sorry, I meant to post this in the other thread and accidently made a new thread. I'm not good at computer.


Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.820 del
>>816
>>817
ugh any newfag niggers you bring to this site i will relentlessly troll and call a fag and tell to kill themselves


Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.824 del
>>816
>>817
you can post it in the other thread and we'll let this one get slid into oblivion by this is a lot like me and ashley threads. I'll save whatever you make and post them around too. >>820 is just analravaged that ash isn't his gf keep your chin up and spread ashley as wide as you can.
btw I think 4chan has a 4 MB file size limit so your file is too huge, just like your penis, king.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.2199 del
>>817
it's not your fault, it's endchan's fault for having a bad design for replies vs thread making. How do I know? Because I've done it often my own self, despite being an Internet whiz kid.



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Derrick's Jiggly Tits Anonymous 10/22/2022 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No. 1849 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Guys, hurry. Derrick needs your help, he's in a sticky situation.

https://videos.icum.to/w/xrQNZqdqH9gdtRRhfJWeHM
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Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.2167 del
Would cum be cannibalism? Would period blood be cannibalism? Would flaked off skin cells? I think anything ethically sourced or consumed incidentally should be acceptable. Which is why I volunteer myself to trim Ashley's toenails with my teeth.


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.2168 del
Not sure you could classify that as ethical as it would give her intense mental trauma


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.2169 del
>>2168
Would that trauma be any worse than the trauma she has already experienced? Makes me wonder what you could get someone to agree to if you were both trapped together in an elevator for an extended period of time. Would they share their secrets? Would they tell you their deepest darkest desires? Would they eat your cum... to survive? There is only one way to find out. Ashley, meet me at the Four Seasons Hotel.


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.2171 del
>>2169
One time I got stuck in an elevator for 41 hours.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BLIrdpcZH00 [Embed]


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.2185 del
I know what the lady likes.



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My Coomtribution Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No. 2180 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
AAAAAAAAAAAA HERES MY COOOOOMTRIBUTION HERE I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM IM COOOOOOOOOOOOMING
also aids is fake go to dreameskimo.com and find the podcast on aids for more info. well aids is real and people died from drugs jews gave people not hiv. Fucking jews...


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.2183 del
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#cooming4ash #cumtribution #cumjar



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Damn Ashley, you never told us that you got into bodybuilding...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_EwT47171y0 [Embed]


I would ease up on the spray tan though, makes you look like a black.
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Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.2028 del
>>2026
She did before she became a vegetarian. She got tired of all the meal prep and eating baked chicken every night. She fell for the vegan gains meme.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.2029 del
>>2028
This bitch >>2022 looks like uncooked chicken


Anonymous 10/28/2022 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.2070 del
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I hacked her Hannah Montana linux Thinkpad and stole a recent photo of Smashley.


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.2151 del
Look at that svelte and sexy goblin


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.2152 del
>>2070

I could've used this during the cum tribute challenge. Instead of swinging rope at cereal bowl or a date rape role play pic.



Rose came back, Ashley came back. I'm convinced anything is possible. How long before these kings announce their return?


Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.792 del
Died from a fentanyl overdose, so post-wall she's likely unrecognizable, and a gay actor that made the nigger community worse who is probably dead for real at this point from aids.

Rose and Ash are exceptions to the rule. Nothing stays gold. Everything goes to shit.


Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.793 del
>>792
that's Tupac dumbass


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.2149 del
>>774
Mostly I'm glad her sense of humor hasn't change. To wit: "I'm not your tiktok whore. Do not simp meaning:

Being overly obsessive with the thought of having a chance with me. I'm happily married to a man 15 years older than me."

Heh heh. Good ol' Ash. She almost had me going with that one.



this is a lot like me and ashley
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Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.2116 del
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this is A LOT like me and Ashley


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Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.2124 del
>>2122
Is this meme format supposed to look like it's from a social media post? I've seen this format for years and was curious if it's supposed to look like it was posted on Facebook or something.


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.2126 del
>>2124
I think it's supposed to resemble a Twitter post.


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 22:14 [Preview] No.2133 del
>>2116
Chester's proportions are insane. His head is like 3 feet tall. That means his entire body, feet to neck, is only 2 feet tall. He's like a real life bobble head, if bobble heads raped little kids (allegedly).



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imagine not lifting bros
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Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.2118 del
>>2108
I do lift, bro. I just don't base my entire life around fitness culture like a /fit/tard. Let's see that faggot split wood. Or drag a deer home. Most of these faggots are just robots looksmaxxing and still have no clue what it is to be masculine. They'd be better off strengthening their resolve. Willpower is true strength. Here's a workout for you. Ruck as far away from home as you can possibly go. When you're dead tired from exhaustion, ruck back without calling your mom. Most people can't even reach their limit so they will never know how far they can go. I can't believe Ashley has hemorrhoids. I bet her butthole looks all destroyed like a retired porn actress's. I'll be sending her a Little Caesar's gift card in the hope that she'll get well soon.


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.2121 del
what exactly happened in this thread


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.2123 del
>>2121
Boys becoming me, men becoming wolves
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Step right up! Anonymous 10/17/2022 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No. 1608 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Guesstimate the candy corn in the candy corn jar! The winner will be told they're a winner! And wouldn't that be wonderful for your self-esteem?
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Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.2023 del
>>2019
Fuck!
Well, my self esteem took another hit

:(


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.2024 del
>>2023
You could try guessing how many fruit loops are in this asshole >>1790


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.2025 del
>>2024
my sister said it was 27


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.2027 del
>>2025
My sister said it was mom and ran into the living room?? I think she might be retarded.



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Can I be a meme here?
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Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.1376 del
>>1366
"'Milhouse isn't a meme' is a meme" isn't a meme, but "''Milhouse isn't a meme' is a meme' is a meme" is a meme.


Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.1377 del
>>1308
>>1309
How do people watch a show for over thirty years now where the characters all have ugly jaundiced skin?


Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.1380 del
>>1377
Why can't you just be thankful that there's a show Fox won't cancel?


Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.1470 del
Stop dancing around the question I need to know.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.2032 del
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>>1470
Maybe I like characters with jaundiced skin, okay?