/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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alo Anonymous 10/20/2022 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No. 1754 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hi its izos , alo
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Anonymous 10/26/2022 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.1975 del
Milo and Otis is one of my favorite movies.
I named my stray Snookie. She only sneaked out of the house once at night. I kept looking out my slider for her but to no avail. I finally went to bed and early in the morning I got up and it was raining and I see Snookie with her nose pressed against the slider. I let her in and she never tried to sneak out again
After I had to put her to sleep it was too hard on me and I never got another cat knowing someday I'd have to go through the same thing again so I frequently donate money to my local Humane Society a few miles from my house.

Hope you find another little buddy.

Anonymous 10/26/2022 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.1976 del
One time I lured my neighbor's cat into my house with Popeye's Chicken. I fed it a lot of chicken, then let it leave after. Once time when I was a kid I got this cat who I thought was a stay into my garage. I wanted to keep the cat so my plan was to keep it in the garage and bring it food, I knew my parents wouldn't approve of another pet. My mom saw it in there that same day and told me to let it go because it was also the neighbor's cat. It was a sad day. Another time as a kid I took an egg out of the fridge and kept it wrapped up in towels to try and hatch a baby chick. It never happened.

Anonymous 10/26/2022 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.1980 del
Mine too. I had it on VHS as a kid. My cat Eevee would follow me whereever I would go. Sometimes she would sit outside my walk-in shower and beg me to let her in even though the shower was running. So I would let her in and she would just sit in the corner of the shower getting wet. She didn't like it but she didn't try to run out of the shower either. When I introduced Sable to Eevee, she freaked and ran right into my oven door and knocked herself unconscious. She was fine a few moments later but I thought she had died at first, then she got up and hobbled off. It would would have been a great cat video if I had thought to record them meeting. She liked playing with my keys so I taught her to find my keys and she would bring my keys to me whenever I needed them. She was very smart for a cat and knew how to get into things. Sable liked to fetch as all Labs do. She would follow me down to the end of the driveway when I would go to work and when I returned, she would still be sitting there. Then one day, she wasn't there and I thought it was weird but didn't think anything of it until she never came home. Looked for her. Never saw her again. I think someone took her. Same with my cat.

Anonymous 10/26/2022 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.1981 del
Cute. Reminds me of my little sister. She wanted a cat so bad as a kid. She would feed the strays. She was obsessed with LPS and The Sims. Now she is in college and I hate it because some of the stories she shares on Instagram are concerning.

Anonymous 10/26/2022 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.1984 del
concerning how? I'm sorry anon, but college will probably destroy the person you used to know. best case scenario she avoids a good portion of the indoctrination and "only" escapes with a worthless degree and $40,000 in debt, but I wouldn't count on it

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hi giys

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Anonymous 10/25/2022 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.1946 del
hi hello!

Anonymous 10/25/2022 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.1947 del
sup. A/S/L?

Someone requested this vid so here it is
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Anonymous 10/18/2022 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.1631 del
And I've heard that Hasidic Jews have to do it with their clothes on. I guess that's where the expression "The most fun you can have with your clothes on" comes from.

Anonymous 10/18/2022 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.1632 del
Forgot to add my insignia

Anonymous 10/18/2022 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.1651 del
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It's cuffing season and Ashley needs a cuddle buddy for the cold months while her husband is away. It's cold outside, so Ashley bring me inside and feeds me by the fireplace to satisfy her sick feedee fetish but then she cucks me with the pumpkin pie and tells me I have to clean since she cooked.

Anonymous 10/19/2022 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.1673 del
>and tells me I have to clean since she cooked

Only seems fair, right?

Anonymous 10/19/2022 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.1694 del
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fuck that women are property

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Did a genie visit her and grant her 3 wishes and one of her wishes was to never age? OR Is she a vampire? OR Is she genetically superior to everyone else on the planet?
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Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.1592 del
kys samefag

Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.1593 del
no there was one more I think, he was doing a rather provocative monologue and then produced a huge although not very thick load

Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.1599 del
>tfw shooting blanks
gonna buy beans and laxatives

Anonymous 10/17/2022 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.1605 del
wait do you mean you're shooting blanks from your penis so you'll have to be ready for ash's request to give her a shit tribute by eating beans and taking laxatives, or do you mean that you're shooting blanks out of your ass (AKA you can't shit due to constipation or starvation) and so you're going to eat laxatives and beans to shit for ash? #shitforashley

Anonymous 10/17/2022 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.1606 del
he means he'll buy beans and laxatives to stimulate his colon so he can get aroused and cum properly

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BREAKING NEWS Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No. 1425 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why are they cancelling the doughboy? Has science go too far?

Is the bus driver now an Uber driver and this is why he’s always masturbating in his car now? Sick fuck
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Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.1582 del
Damn it was a lot more active than this board. How the times have changed. These days everyone posts on Discord I guess. Call me old fashioned but I like the board

Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.1584 del
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She had more followers then too

Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.1585 del
to be fair she's only been active again for like what three weeks

Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.1586 del
The kid ain't got it no more! But I'll keep watchin' this crap.

Forget it, kid! You got the heart, but you ain't got the tools no more. Forget it!
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Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.1587 del
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I found an old shitpost of mine. Pic related was the image.

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new ashie vid Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No. 797 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 10/15/2022 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.1555 del
I'm guessing you're the same guy who said I'm an attention whore for responding when other people talk about me, but I'm not explicitly claiming but considering the possibility that her video about a short bus with retards on it was possibly a nod at me.

Anonymous 10/15/2022 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.1556 del
gaslighting psycho, take your meds and fuck off. this is /ashleyj/ not /pivotj/ and yet every time I come to this board it's all about you. kill yourself

Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.1557 del
Ngl I used to think ash was covertly commenting on things we talked about through her vids. It’s a form of autism. Everyone here is on spec for sure

Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 01:10 [Preview] No.1558 del
idk what that is but whatever it is we need to get off it asap

Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.1559 del
start by taking your meds

Guess what day it is? How should I break it to my mom I'm super-straight? Post your flags.

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Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.1427 del
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Hi /ashleyj/, my name is evil ernie and I want to play a game. Since none of you want to post in my thread. That means you'll all be trapped in the closet until this time next year. Only those who post in this thread can ever hope to escape the gay and no one can post the same flag. You have less than an hour left. Tick tock.

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here's mine. I want to become a beautiful woman just like Luke

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.1510 del
Oh, bert. It wasn't supposed to end this way. We'll meet again some day. Just not today... not today.

Anonymous 10/14/2022 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.1516 del
did she ban me yet

A.I. Art Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No. 1438 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How does Ashley feel about A.I. art? Pic very much related.

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Is Ashley Rich? Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No. 1369 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
And if not does she know any rich girls? I'm asking because I have no money and no job and when my parents die it would be nice if a rich girl would marry me and make sure I have a comfortable life.
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Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.1420 del
The pool is still there and whenever I ride by, I glance at it and think about how my life could have ended right there and I would have never known anything else. Life was good in 1992. All the good things that have happened for me and all bad things that have happened to me would have never happened. I would have never known any of this. So I've learned to be appreciative of things but I do believe that things happen for a reason, even the bad things. I often wonder if I had died, would my brothers have had a better life? Maybe my parents wouldn't have gotten divorced and taken better care of them. My dad was a good dad. I don't think my mom gave him a fair shake. He did everything for her. She wanted a horse and he went and bought her a horse even though we had nowhere to keep it. All he did was work to get things for her and when she left him, he just gave up on life and turned to drugs. It's probably why I don't open up to women even though I have been asked on plenty of dates. I know how the game is played and I just don't want to play it. I don't want to be with someone who is just going to think she has me wrapped around her little finger because I do things for her and get tired of me for another guy who doesn't even love her. I actually live where we lived before my parents got divorced. It's more like a mausoleum than a home. Had my fair share of grave robbers. My family has wanted to sell it so many times but I won't let them. It was supposed to be given to me, at least, that's what my grandmother has always told me. It's all up in the air now because my uncle refuses to deal with his mommy issues.

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.1421 del
Welp, Imma go kill myself now. Maybe this Domino's pizza will be the diarrhea that does me in.

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.1422 del
Don't kys, think about all the ashley videos you'll miss out on

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.1424 del
that's pretty fucked up dude.
people are what people make them, that aint gonna change.

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.1428 del
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>She wanted a horse and he went and bought her a horse even though we had nowhere to keep it.


I... I mean I'm sorry you went thru all that. Hope you enjoy your pizza!

Derrick's Mom Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No. 1375 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Derrick's Mom

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.1378 del
FBI making slider threads
what are they trying to hide

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.1379 del
We want to hide the poop nigger threads because they are gross to look at and we at the Bureau prefer to look at cute girls.